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un•clock•a•ble (uhn-klok-uh-buhl) adjective
1. A complimentary word used to describe a M2T (male-to-trans) whose feminine appearance is convincing.

Shameful. Why did he grow up and steal his mother's man? That pizza looks good, though.

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  • Dee Dee

    Unclockable? Nah.

  • Carolina Blue

    "That pizza looks good, though".
    ????
    Sandra clownin!!!

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    The only things that big mf is breaking are chairs and toilet seats. This William "The Refrigerator" Perry built nigga couldn't steal my mother's man nor her purse at gunpoint. Bye, He-licia! ???

  • klwbaby

    All I see is a big black mass of leather or pleather, so it's hard to tell if they are unclockable...

  • Irony

    Clocked!

    He said he's stealing YOUR mother's man! ?

  • Irony

    He better not poot in those pants.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    That ain't no clock.

  • pecancandy

    He needs to steal more pleather for those pants

  • Glenda Johnson

    I see a man headed towards diabetes.

  • Glenda Johnson

    I see a man headed towards diabetes.

  • Glenda Johnson

    I see a man headed towards diabetes.

  • klwbaby

    My mom always said to choose your battles carefully, so if Big Tyrone wants my man, then she can have him. I will even wish them everlasting love and happiness...

  • Solstice

    Flatlined ???

  • MyNameIs

    No frontal. How do I know he's unclockable? He could look like EJ Johnson. That would make him clockable, right?

  • MyNameIs

    No frontal. How do I know he's unclockable? He could look like EJ Johnson. That would make him clockable, right?

  • MyNameIs

    She's a mess.

  • MyNameIs

    She's a mess.

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    He needs to steal my momma's treadmill.

  • Di Ana

    ? lol... You ain't right... Lol

  • Vonn

    I thought that was the comedian Luenell. Oh well.

  • Antigone Heart

    It is amazing how someone's body language [posted in a still] can betray the intentions of their accompanying caption.

    I would imagine that the pretense or their concerted efforts gives credence to their mutilated self-image, because a mirror image does not.

  • Solstice
  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    Big bish broke the clock.

  • Vonn

    He may break the heels on those boots as well.

  • Solstice
  • SummerBaby

    These unclockables yo! ???

  • Freeriah

    This is the fattest, ugliest tranny I ever seen!

  • Solstice
  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    You're right. Walked in wearing stilettos. Left wearing flats.

  • CapricornIce

    This big licorice jellybean.....

  • CaramelDrop

    #spoton. ???

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    *wounded*????

  • Tre

    Lol

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Them bytches singing ole negro sprituals now!????

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    My screen is wounded.

  • Liz

    Honey any man that wants Big Tyrone not interested in our kind to begin with...

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    GROSS

  • Incog-knee-gress

    If your big sloppy ass can take my man he needs to go anyway.

    Good day.

    Sir.

  • KLo

    just nasty ----- hippo

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    ?????

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    ????????

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    I need MY ass whooped if he can take my man.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Those heels deserve BETTER

  • Incog-knee-gress

    This.

  • KLo

    look smelly, LMFAO

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    And the carpet they walking on....

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    *shakes Solstice's wig off and gently places it back on her head*

  • http://www.Samanthagwrites.com Samantha G.

    Lmao

  • http://www.Samanthagwrites.com Samantha G.

    *old lady side eye and frown*

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Gonna start a friction fiye on the carpet ??

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    Head down with your index finger up walking out the back of the church.

  • Sexy CJ

    20 years ago I was melting your mamma's heart with my cute self.......now today......I'm breaking it........stealing her man.........

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb9cacdc880f812ce9040e314c5d5ddb0e9ff3e5834e2f5e4f9c67e776781701.gif

  • Sexy CJ
  • Sexy CJ
  • Sexy CJ
  • missmiami305

    A darn shame. I am over that THOT pose ?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    From downstairs Apollo post:

    Child support accumulates while a parent is in prison
    ^^^^^
    In NC this is not the case. They can carry their ass down to CS and get the time they were in...removed from their account. Thousands of dollars.

    Believe me I know.

  • KB

    I saw this earlier today too & could only SMH. He even had the audacity to be up in the comments. I think ppl have the wrong definition of "slay" IMO ?.

  • KB

    I knew you would come with the LOL!!! ?

  • Whiplash(lacejagger)

    Omg not the "Fridge"
    Lmao

  • MScommunication

    Va it stops when they get locked up.

  • MScommunication

    Lol

  • Sexy CJ
  • nicelyput32

    ???

  • tanya30060

    Nasty big ass!!!

  • casiepriest33

    Please stop, lol. U are hated ??

  • KB
  • violet_skyz

    Those butt injections?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Ok. I thought this too. It does in I wanna say MD as well.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    What yall think of white bride doing traditional Nigerian wedding dance?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BN4yO4YBIn0/

  • Tea??

    That's very clockable ? He looks like a fat man in pleather leggings ????

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    On one hand I'm cute, but the rest of my body wonders who approved this. The crowd loved it though

  • whitty hutton

    I don't have an issue with it Dubb. She's embracing and honoring her husband's culture. Dance is universal and goes beyond race and cultural lines.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I thought they worked and was sent some of the wages. Either way that's blood from a turnip.

  • Pam

    Here for the comments, and Y'all Never Disappoint??

  • SummerBaby

    In some states I believe where it's not stopped it's greatly reduced to like $15 a month.

  • whitty hutton

    Girl, I can barely type from laughing so hard...I'm weak!!???????????

  • whitty hutton

    Somebody please tell this funky whale ass nigga to get a lap band and liposuction asap.

  • Finding Forever…

    This HERE folks ain't cha average timepiece. Straight Big Ben in this bi#ch, LLS! These faux leather pants & Ma-no-nooos...JUST STOOOP THE MADNESS, LOL!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cff774f70cfcc4299150fd9d8acd0196911e57ee87f4f90216159a4ef2062c10.gif

  • Freeriah

    He look like his arse stank

  • Hmmm~?

    Absolutely disgusting.

  • Finding Forever…

    That pizza looks good, though.
    ~~~~~~~
    Those damn Chuck E. Cheese parties, LOL. Everybody & their darn Momma had one. I can STILL vividly remember them at 30 from my childhood. And if not Chuck E. than surely it was McDonald's with the indoor playground. Ohhhh the good ole days. Pizza was bomb tho & that damn chocolate cake too. I'm almost convinced it was laced with something. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1d1e41d9a771978b7853f5df53b0f9e72df85128a354f79142c8262f14bd64f6.gif

  • Libra80sBaby

    How dreadful

  • Sucker Free

    They was getting it...I loved it ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    She looks beautiful

  • CaliVirgo

    ??

  • klwbaby

    That phrase of "stealing your man/woman" has always irked my nerves. People are not property so they can to choose to go with whomever they want. To actually steal someone means to kidnap and last time I checked that's illegal....

  • whitty hutton

    I said Good day sir!!?????

  • Free speech cost Sheen

    That's very clockable.... built like a fluffy EJ Johnson. Any man that thinks that's a woman isn't taken, he went willingly.

  • CaliVirgo

    ??The golden girls

  • Cunningham ?

    Lmao where?

  • http://www.Samanthagwrites.com Samantha G.

    ? ?

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    ????

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    This Mariah show...

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Didn't even finish episode 1.

  • MistaO

    All this ish the bed females made from back in the good ole i don't need no man days! All this foolery is the DIRECT result from the subtraction of the man as the head of the family. Go ahead, keep playing with it and even more crap is to come unless people get back in order.

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    This is my first time watching. It will be the last.

  • Gi Milan

    CTFU ???

  • Incog-knee-gress

    My lil sister is 31, nephew is 29, niece is 27...then my kids. When I SAY we done had every kind of party? Chuck E Cheese, McDonald's, swim, roller skate, ice skate, all at least twice per kid...you nameeee it.

  • klwbaby

    When u say subtraction of the man, are referring to woman who don't want a man around or men who subtract themselves from their family?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    So much hate on her. Damn I'm black and she would have gave me a run for my money. Let her live on basis of what you ssid.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    +1?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Bride got down

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I'm not even. 1/2 of first one was e damn nuff

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    This is my first time watching. I don't like this Stella chick.

  • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

    LISA NICOLE CLOUD IS CRAZIER THAN A BED BUG. HE POOR HUSBAND IS AFRIAD OF HER. I AFRIAD FOR HIM.

    WHISPERS. THIS TIME I AM ON MAN SIDE. HE DONT WANT NO MORE KIDS

  • nicelyput32

    I just said this. Darren is scared of Lisa.

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    ??

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    ?? exactly let me check myself

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    I'm just glad I ain't his momma #thankulord

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I just wonder did his mom okay it lol? You know how some traditional mommas can be. She was getting it.

  • MystyBlu

    In NJ it used to continue to accumulate. I know someone who had a judgment of $54/week placed against him while he was already locked up with no income. Even though he'd left money for his daughter's care before he left social services filed because the child had Medicaid. Not sure what percentage that came from? But he was in arrears for thousands when he came home.

    I'm torn because the child has to eat regardless of the dad's choices but it makes no sense to lock them up for child support and get no money from them plus no interaction with the kids.

  • Allihave2say

    She did that! She put her back and but into it LOL and gave him a challenge dance off.

  • Lovers & Friends

    That's not a Tranny. That's a butch queen and you know that Sandra. Stop spreading misinformation. And yes their are guys who identify and live their lives at straight men who are attracted to this whale.

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    Maybe he is auditioning for the next Nutty Professor movie....

  • INDUSTRY GURU

    This is a grown man!!!

    Our culture is getting desensitized

  • S T

    Random, but help y'all!! Someone was telling me this wild story. As she's talking, I was thinking, "oh this sounds like..." then drew a complete BLANK!!

    The word I was trying to think of is one that Iyanla uses alllll the time on her show, regarding people who repeat toxic behaviors and/or where the behavior is difficult to break bc it is generational. She used it in that ep with the violent grandmother, mother, and granddaughter as well the ep with the man with allllll those children. Does anyone know the word?? Ughhhh, this will bug the bejeezus outta me!!! Thought I'd ask my ? ?. Please. And thank you!!

  • the guest

    I agree with you. It's heartbreaking really. The breakdown of the black family and gender confusion of black youth, men, women.

    Women subtracted men from the family and Men subtracted themselves from the family. Both are responsible and both are needed to heal it.

    I can't fathom what transpired in this boy's life that drove him to become a mockery of a woman. Without husbands, responsible fathers, there are no future generations.

    This was all planned.

  • MistaO

    Oh please, your question begs the same game playing most females play. Most of these children were born out of wedlock, period. Most of the females who had them did not want to be in committed relationships.

  • the guest

    The whole thing is heartbreaking.

  • KB

    IOB via Twitter...LOL!

  • klwbaby

    My question merely ask what u meant by subtraction of the man. It wasn't about games and if u felt that it was, then that's your problem. I see with your reply, u find it easier to blame women for everything instead of holding men responsible for their children. Who said anything about committed relationships. A real man will be there regardless....

  • marquise0691

    Is it pathology?

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    Off and on topic.. Just saw the video of Odell Beckham in the hot tub full of dudes while he sang to them. That along with his freshly waxed eyebrows in tonight's game...
    Clocked!

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    Or sister, cousin, neighbor, old classmate, mailman, jiffy lube technician, barber, garbage man, auntie, pastor, eye doctor, lawyer, 3rd grade teacher, bar tender........

  • KB

    ? Hold up.....whaaaaaa?

  • VM

    Lol. Why did I read this in the unameit Shirley Caesar voice.

  • KB

    ROFLMAO!

  • VM

    Done. Not pleather. Lol.

  • KB

    She killed it....hands down ?.

  • brooklyn23

    Sandy when you do unclockables it would be nice to have the side by side before of what they looked like. And not a before pic when they were a kid.

  • CopperCutie

    Black men will screw anything. They wouldn't be taken if they didn't wanna get took.

  • Soon2BWife

    seems like a gypsy con artist.

  • Soon2BWife

    Steal a thicker heal you whale.

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    Sidebar: I can't remember who told me the killer of NFL player Will Smith had been freed from prison, but that's not true. He was just convicted of manslaughter. He is facing 40 years in prison.

    ?http://abc7.com/news/man-convicted-of-manslaughter-in-shooting-of-saints-player-will-smith/1651439/?

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    Women can't force a man to stick around. I agree that the absence of a strong man as a head of household is a huge issue and a contributing factor in these boys growing up wanting to emulate women, but men need to own their roles and responsibilities as it pertains to being leaders - heads of household/providers, husbands and fathers. Too many women are playing dual roles when that should never be.

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    This.

  • Emily post

    Some parents are failing their sons and daughters. Either failing to provide the protection they need, failing to get them the mental help they need.

  • Rahab

    You can't subtract what has already been removed. Those women were trying to save face after being left to raise children alone. You can't focus on what without taking why into consideration.

  • Rahab

    He was first questioned and released. He was since arrested and charged with manslaughter, not murder.

  • Rahab

    That was the locker room, with team mates in hot tub after game or practice.

  • SandrasNewFave

    Show ya face, sir! Any man following an ass without peeping the face never cared & ain't surprised. The fish swallowing that bait ain't concerned with my soft hands, no-shave-needed chin, or lovely lady lumps.

  • the guest

    I remember that boxer with twelve kids and baby mamas and a fiancé that was in gay porn on the DL. That was an eye opener that not even 12 kids and as many women will not keep a man from men. Men have no shame.

  • Carolina Blue

    I know im late but what is a "butch queen"? TIA

  • Carolina Blue

    I know im late but i thought it was dope.

  • MScommunication

    Only thing that doesn't stop is the child's needs lol.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I was mad my ex was able to go down and get it adjusted off his balance. He gonna have to pay eventually. Whether taxes. Even if she is 26. I want him to pay her. Not her fault you were stupid.

  • TexasMocha

    ???

  • Lovers & Friends

    Gay guys wearing women clothes who aren't trying to pass for a woman. Who aren't trannies and aren't trying to be real women. Like those dudes from the Atlanta housewives show. Feminine gay men who dress in women clothes and look more androgynous.

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh, ok thank you. I understand now.

  • Lovers & Friends

    SR is a butch lesbian herself. She knows this guy isn't a tranny. He doesn't have on a wig, he's posting a picture of him as a boy. Trannies feel they are women born in male bodies. These guys don't. They identify as just being gay males. Where as trannies using have an identity crisis with who they are. But it seems someone wants to promote a certain agenda and will lie to do so. I'm not sure why. A butch is a masculine gay women. A butch queen is a feminine gay man.

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol ok thanks for the clarity.

  • MScommunication

    I'm going to give him a pass because his butt has been like that all his life. Aint nothing worse than a man with hips thighs and a**. He has been bullied and had a problem finding anything but stretch pants his whole life. Looking like a well fed bald head stallion.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Adrogynous? That's a stretch.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    ????

  • Locapoca

    Tuh ! You ain't breaking my mommas heart OR Stealing her man, my daddy wouldn't take a first look at this section 8 version of Derek J

    http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Chi-McBride-Oh-Hell-No.gif

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines
  • Lenina Just Lenina

    I don't think Sandra meant to promote any agenda here this wasn't a stolen side by side pic this is part of instagram's dub challenge which is like a side by side of ones younger days and the current photo of them. He might not be transgender, I see what you're saying there, but in his statement he does sound like he tries to "pass."

  • CaliVirgo

    Morning yall

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I'm ready for 430 pm AND Friday. I'm exhausted. Jesus.? Help me

  • Zizzle

    Unclockable? Get your eyes checked.

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol...Already???

  • Carolina Blue

    morning

  • Carolina Blue

    Is there a way to keep random people from following you on disqus?

  • CaliVirgo

    How are you this morning?

  • CaliVirgo

    Me too. I don't even want to get up?

  • Carolina Blue

    Im good. I have things to do otherwise Id still be in the bed. How about you??

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I had the longest weekend ever. Charlotte. Then right Straight back into bs.

  • CaliVirgo

    Fine..damn kids up or I wouldn't be?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    It pure got gall to be raining and overcast and cold. Ugh. Im not feeling today at ALL

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I'm ready for nap time and a spiked hot tea.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I want to hibernate til April.

  • MissyJ

    Hey Roses

  • Carolina Blue

    I understand. It'll get better. Sooner than later.

  • iWasteTime

    Only way I saw was to go private :I

  • Carolina Blue

    Ok, thank you waste.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Find us a cave in upper VA. Halfway for both of us. Look in like the mountain area. Charlottesville. I will bring the blankets and space heaters. You bring pillows and food for us to eat before our big sleep.

  • iWasteTime

    Good Morning Roses!
    dying at his caption ..

  • CaliVirgo

    It's freezing here to not raining anymore. I just want to turn the heater on blast have some tea take a hot bath and go back to sleep?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    It shore will. I done told BF I aint gonna continue to live life this way and I damn sure aint taking this mess into 2K17. He needs to get his parental life together.

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol...they keep you on your toes. I've been up since 4:30 am looking crazy.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Oh good luck sis.

  • CaliVirgo

    Doing???

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Deal. Let's leave the kids with the menfolk ??

  • Carolina Blue

    I feel you. Hopefully he'll deal with it the way he should. At least you put it out there for him, now the rest is on him.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    How was the weekend with the Waste's?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Thanks babes. Imma need it. His ass gonna need it too. Bc he aint backing down and neither am I and welp. It might be nice knowing you buddy. Every damn weekend come disrupting my damn feung shui. Insert Loca's *oh hell no gif from below right here*

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I would be so out. Just a long nap. I aint gotta wake up to take someone somewhere/pick em up. Fix dinner. I can just SCHLEEP. I got tears at the wonderfulness of it.

  • Carolina Blue

    Well, I popped some pop corn, checked my email, made a to do list, rushed the kids out of the house....nothing much.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I know if Dub11 daddy told you she was carrying on like that for no just reason you wouldn't have it. Shouldn't be tolerated either. My husband ex whew. We got a rule that this ain't Burger King. Don't like it, grab fruit and sit down. She says that rule shouldn't apply for her kids at MY house. Ma'am. It's crazy.

  • iWasteTime

    Hey Sis! Weekend was good. Jr spent time with his cousins Friday and Sunday and was super excited the Giants won
    How are the Loves?

  • Buttercup

    Good morning Sis.

  • Buttercup

    Good morning

  • S T

    Ahhhh!! I love you!! Yes!!! I couldn't think of that ish for the life of me! And I used to use that word allllll the time! That was the longest brain fart of my life!!? thank you!!!

  • CapricornIce

    Cheese grits, sausage & biscuits this morning.

  • MScommunication

    I'm going to give him a pass like I said. That a** has a life of its own. He probably has to either become Scottish so he could wear a kilt and no one would question his clothing choices or he had to be gay and wear leggings . He just living his truth because you know it would be hard for him to find a woman with that child bearing body.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Good. Feeling under the weather a bit but other than that good.

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    Good morning. I don't want to log on to work.

  • S T

    Not a SPIKED tea!! Lol. ??? Love it!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Aww. Good Morning boo. I'll be nice to you til noon.

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    "Shameful. Why did he grow up and steal his mother’s man? That pizza looks good, though."

    *dead*

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    Thanks I guess.

  • ATL trannylover

    She got a nice big booty

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    He just living his truth because you know it would be hard for him to find a woman with that child bearing body.

  • Dr. P

    Him's booty stinks...

  • Incog-knee-gress

    This. In fact, I have actually called and cussed my ex husband smooth OUT bc he DIDNT report bad behavior and disrespectfulness on his watch. His bff (Dub11's godfather) actually reported that she was being a little ASS towards the new gf. Godfather is the one who pulled her to the side and was like your mama? Would shake you right now. CUT IT OUT. I asked ex husband why in the WORLD would you NOT report that our kid is over there being a little SNOT? "I was able to get it under control...and I didnt want to get her in trouble". Welp. Now she getting discp. and you getting it for not parenting properly. TUH.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    This gravi. Flagged. This a fom-lee blog.

  • http://citygirlzen.blogspot.com/ missarewa

    This is not how I wanted to spend my monday morning

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I'm watching Married to Medicine. This conversation between Heavenly and Lisa. I am dying...

  • puppylove

    Sandra please come in here and get this elephant ass monstrosity with the $.99 store lashes and the cloudy swapmeet 5 carrot (yes, carrot not carat) studs. I refuse to start my week like this.

  • puppylove

    Sandra please come in here and get this elephant ass monstrosity with the $.99 store lashes and the cloudy swapmeet 5 carrot (yes, carrot not carat) studs. I refuse to start my week like this.

  • iWasteTime

    Sorry I was too last week, I got some WalPhed (generic Sudafed) Mucinex DM and Advil. I feel great but eventually, I'm gonna have to let the cold be a cold

  • iWasteTime

    Sorry I was too last week, I got some WalPhed (generic Sudafed) Mucinex DM and Advil. I feel great but eventually, I'm gonna have to let the cold be a cold

  • iWasteTime

    Hey Sis!
    Santa ready?

  • iWasteTime

    Hey Sis!
    Santa ready?

  • stav

    Those look to be between 8-10 carrots, ROFL!

  • stav

    Those look to be between 8-10 carrots, ROFL!

  • S. Williams

    I'm ready for next thurs for this vacay to start. ppl already in with the fuckery and it's barely 8:00

  • S. Williams

    I'm ready for next thurs for this vacay to start. ppl already in with the fuckery and it's barely 8:00

  • INDUSTRY GURU

    An African American tradition.... the dozens all thru this post!

  • INDUSTRY GURU

    An African American tradition.... the dozens all thru this post!

  • puppylove

    I just hid out at my momma's for a week. I am so well rested.

  • puppylove

    Fcuk that mf

  • puppylove

    What? You gotta. Its rules to this honeybfly life.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I only been here a year as of last week. Only time I got left is AFTER the holiday in between Christmas and New Years. two measley DAYS. PRAY FOR ME.

  • Buttercup

    Haven't even started. I only have to grab like 2 things. Cockblocker, his mom, and MamaButter are handling the rest.

  • brooklyn23

    Right. Him think this is wshh coming in with that gross gravi

  • brooklyn23

    Let it take its course, but great home remedy chicken broth, or eat citrus foods. Oranges, water with lemon/lime get your vitamin c on

  • iWasteTime

    why is that his name now ... lol!
    I just laughed so hard! That's what's up and we're in the same boat.
    It is kind of annoying but he gets what he wants and then I spend what I would have on his bday party. We doing the Batman Lego movie and bowling.. again!

  • shun king

    All These trannys and hookers I wonder where the fathers at. The guys at work say once a woman have another child by another dude the daddy really don't care about the kids anymore....

  • MystyBlu

    Yeah that's crazy! If you did some stupid shyt to get locked up, you still need to take care of your kids. My niece's dad in NC never paid hers. He would get a summons for court and pay a couple hundred not to get locked up, then never pay until the next summons. Not cool.

    I just think its counterproductive to lock them up specifically for CS. You won't get money while they're locked up and it makes it harder for them to earn a living once they're home.
    Dude I'm talking about knew he was going in for something else and left money with his mom for his daughter. His BM didn't put him on CS, welfare did when she got Medicaid. NJ didn't play that wait til they get home to charge them and he had to pay the amount in full when he got out.

  • missmiami305

    That means they sorry af! Putting off their responsibility

  • missmiami305

    Too many men are failing their sons

  • whitty hutton

    @Zoe and Dubb...Sorry to butt in but I just had to give props to REAL parenting. Kids need to learn and understand that there's rules, regulations and consequences. And the sorry ass ex is just stupid.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    So did Magic fail his son?

  • Buttercup

    LOL. Dubb inspired the name. I was fonting about how my husband hasn't been able to find me, because he's been in the picture holding up traffic. She called him a cockblocker, so it stuck.

    I loathe hosting birthday parties, so I'm going to try to convince him to let us take him on a trip. He wants to do laser tag though. I have a month and a half to sway him.

  • whitty hutton

    Can one of Sandra's faves please put up the bat signal so we can get another post/pic besides this funky cement assed whale?!? Stankin up the rose garden!??

  • Incog-knee-gress

    My MAMA highly suspects that this one that be coming round MY house is being TOLD some real ratchet shat perhaps like: You dont have to listen to her. Do what your DADDY tells you. They not married.
    If I find out....

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I aint no fave no more Whitty. She told me to STFU and stop asking her to re-instate DTTS

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Does it work for daughters? Sonny failed Chastity now known as Big Chaz?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    New post. More gay ish.

  • Carolina Blue

    See....I feel whitty on that!

  • whitty hutton

    Tew murch!! Momma and child need to get some ack right or the kid wouldn't be allowed at my house. Damn that!

  • Carolina Blue

    Right!!

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    Pathetic. Maybe if the daddy had married the woman in the first place, he wouldn't have to worry about her having another child by another dude.

  • SummerBaby

    Does the mama have a new man?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I HAVE ASKED HIM what is the deal. I done dated men with kids before. This here ish TAKES the absolute CAKE. My mama peeped the game from the DOE.

  • Leigh Burton

    Unclockable? Stevie Wonder can see that he is a man!

  • Incog-knee-gress

    No. the mama man been around a minute. Same one she been with after they broke up. So around 5-6 years.

  • SummerBaby

    I can't see me telling my man his kid isn't allowed at my house. We would most def have a conversation tho.

  • Keesh5000

    Is all that azz his???

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Well thanks. I hate I might have to actually break up with my bf over this mess. But hey.

  • whitty hutton

    Mama Dubb is right and your bf knows what the deal is too, unfortunately. He's in a tough spot because if/when he puts his foot down and corrects his daughter's behavior, then the dramatic ass ex is gonna make it seem like he's choosing you over his child (LIES) or that he's only doing so because YOU told him to (LIES).

  • SummerBaby

    I swear I don't understand mothers that would purposely encourage poor behavior. When I was growing up I would get tore up for acting a fool at someone else's house.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    We is conversed out. Nobody is bending.

  • more

    That means he only cared about the pum pum

  • SummerBaby

    :hugs:

  • missmiami305

    Mothers fail their daughters as well.

  • missmiami305

    Probably so considering his old ways

  • whitty hutton

    Heh Summer!!?? It's a tough call but if the child is intentionally disrupting the household and conversations had been had about the disruptive behavior, then that would be my final decision on it.

    My mom's used to tell us that if we couldn't follow the rules, then get the hell out and she meant that shit too.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    As do I. My weekends have been disrupted with this mess since the summer. Im tired man.

  • Carolina Blue

    He may even be conforming to the ex because he doesn't want to pay cs

  • Scromes1212

    If your child is gay that means you failed them?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    THIS MESS TOO.

  • Carolina Blue

    Does he pay cs????

  • whitty hutton

    @Summer...the phone call with my momma BEFORE I got home would've been scathing. What?!? Embarrassing her at somebody's house?!? Whew chile...

  • Incog-knee-gress

    YES. And does extra.

  • S T

    Hi Carolina!

  • morenYAHdelsur

    All them hips are deceiving. Ladies have those attributes for child bearing. Not JUST because it's cute.

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh!!! well I don't know what his problem could be then. We all love our kids but you make them listen and respect others. Damn dub....

  • Incog-knee-gress

    This why I was heated at my ex. You letting Dub11 be disrespectful? Nigga WHET? His bff was like nope. I told her sit her lil ass down someplace and if she kept it up EYE was calling you. She didnt have to worry about her daddy calling you. He meant that too. Old school military cat from Chi.

  • morenYAHdelsur

    LOL I gotta catch up. Pobrecita Lisa! She wants a baby, Heavenly's just so uncouth!

  • Carolina Blue

    Hey!!! How are ya???

  • S T

    Good thanks. On a plane, just checking the comments. ?#DelayedWinterTravels

  • whitty hutton

    **hugs** That's a toughie especially when it's a good, hardworking brotha that you care about. Maybe take a break from having his daughter at your house for overnight visits for a while. Or maybe he can go visit her at her house or other neutral family member's house.

  • Carolina Blue

    A plane you say???? Where ya headed?

  • iWasteTime

    lololol!
    I hear ya. Jr Bday a day off this year. I wanted to do the movie matinee and her the alley after, the day before. Everyone home by 6 and on his day we can do what ever and go to LongHorn cause you know how he do

  • iWasteTime

    Thanks sis! I need to, I know but I got lots coming up, but that first week of jan ... lol

  • Buttercup

    LOL. You and LongHorn <3

  • MystyBlu

    Sorry you're going through this! I've seen you post about leaving your own home for the weekends due to the stress. You need your sanity Hon. Is there any way he would arrange a sit down with you, him and the ex to find out what's going on with the little girl? Has she always acted this way or is she testing her boundaries at your house? Kids don't always do well with change so maybe she feels threatened her dad is there every day with Dub11 who's close to her age?

  • RespectSelf

    But the pizza does look good lol

  • Mrs. ??????????

    He needs to put that stank wide well used ass away.....

  • Renee26

    Real men take care of their seeds regardless

  • Renee26

    Bingo

  • BLOODBLOOD

    He's very clockable!!!

  • Mrs. ??????????

    I got my flask in my purse....wanna sip??

  • iWasteTime

    Momma Time and Mister Bday are this week.
    We'll be right there Thursday or Friday ... lol

  • http://suzar.com/BOTW/BOTW-ch1d-pages7-8.html Staci Elle

    Nope! Why u playin Sandra?

  • Tynamight

    Sad.

  • http://suzar.com/BOTW/BOTW-ch1d-pages7-8.html Staci Elle

    Hormones? Or not to be mean but he's big as hell.

  • Mrs. ??????????
  • Renee26

    A sit down betwengst adults should nip all that in the bud...or turn into an ratchet reality show episode...I would at least try it before giving up

  • ATL trannylover

    Why?

  • Lolalao

    Looks like it takes a very long time for him to wipe..?

  • Buttercup

    Now you I want some of that bread. Lil Butter and I may have to go there for dinner tonight.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I like Heavenly. She is good entertainment. Her one liners crack me up.

  • MScommunication

    I absolutely agree. Gone girl lol.

  • Howard Alum ?

    Is the woman suppose to wait around for him to commit? I swear some men must live in a different universe, bc if he decided to have a baby by another women, she would have to deal...smh

  • morenYAHdelsur

    Heavenly is beyond confident LOL. She cracks me up too.

  • Rayne

    His split cuts right into his back lil wide ass.

  • yallcrazy

    Thats crazy. He built up like a broad with 5 kids and eat fried foods everyday

  • mzbestseller

    He's real mad at Sandra on IG cause he said he's not a tranny. Clearly he's clockable on there?

  • Nina Ross

    When you let white folk & their culture brainwash your kids...

  • Emily post

    Lol if he works out it would look more masculine. He walking around in spanx bragging about sleeping with men. oookkk mental illness is pacified as something cute in the black community now.
    Molestation and incest are issues that some families don't deal with. abuse always has a way of showing up in some form.

  • Ms. Jackson

    .... This World we live in ?

  • Queen B

    Damn that pizza do looks tasty ?

  • GuestSTAR

    LMMFBAO!!!
    In 20 years or less, folks will be able to marry their pets, that's where we are headed, EASILY, SMH.

  • Mister Fantastic

    Can wipe his fake ass from over his shoulder!

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    LOL!

  • S T

    Headed to Harlingen Texas, earlier. As I type this reply, though, I'm in back in Houston. It was quick lil flight. ?

  • Quitedeliteful

    He looks like a fat man with a fake fat azz...

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    I was thinking the something. I'm glad somebody said it lololol

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    He must really think thats something cute to be saying, when all it does is make you sound cheap

  • Carolina Blue

    Wow ok....glad your safe

  • Guess Who

    He looks like his ass stinks...all day, every day and no amount of soap, water...or a summer's eve douche would have that corroded bussy smelling fresh.

  • MScommunication

    All I see is a**. I can't judge nothing based on that. Idk if he was molested. Idk if he crazy
    Idk if he been abused. All I see is a**!

  • MScommunication

    All I see is a**. I can't judge nothing based on that. Idk if he was molested. Idk if he crazy
    Idk if he been abused. All I see is a**!

  • LibraGirlonly

    Pizzagate ????? This is an abomination.

  • Yup, I said it

    What straight man would find that elephant attractive. Only a man with a reprobate mind would look at that monster and say "he wants a piece."

  • Emily post

    Certain people just seem like they have been abused.

  • MScommunication

    U have a friend that feels like certain behavior means someone is abused. I don't like to make those assumptions because it's not necessarily correct. My friend was abused so she projects that onto everything. I was abused too but I'm not going to guess at anyone's truth. Maybe he just gay for no reason. The gym can't really help that a** as much as you think either. It will still be large and toned.

  • Emily post

    Abuse is not a truth. Lol abuse is a circumstance some people overcome and others dont. A lot of people will ignore a huge elephant in the room. And it can be in the room knocking over tables breaking things. People will just pretend. I don't know that man I am responding to the article. I will bet there is some kind of mental illness and or severe abuse.

  • Lovers & Friends

    That's how the gays talk. Sandra is gay. She know's that. This is all about the clicks.

  • MScommunication

    I understand everything that you have said but you can't make this assumption off of a picture. I think he is an effiminate man who has a shape like a woman. I also think that he is just trying to be cute with the caption. I don't believe in diagnosing people. He just seems like he has been abused. Perhaps he has been but that isn't my call to make. What he seems is gay. Idk why he is gay but that is not up to me to decide. I'm not ignoring anything. I'm just staying in my lane.

  • S T

    I know. Who goes to Harlingen? Lol. ?

  • ?E?E?M?A

    OB-SESS-ED: constantly pressed and worried about transsexuals who aren't paying you any mind!

  • ?E?E?M?A

    Actually a lot of them would. He probably could take your man if you had one.

  • sunni_daze

    He may have the ass of a woman, but that face probably scream Wong Foo straight dude

  • holmesa925
  • shortygrape

    And his fat asz think that's cute? Sleeping with his mama's man... After she raised his fat disrespectful asz! Shoeboots leaning like sh*t

  • Emily post

    Who is deciding his life? Dysfunction is the new normal .

  • Emily post

    its a sore spot for people but abuse happens to a lot of black men and women. They act out in some form. Most of the time nothing happens to the people who victimize them either they go off and repeat the behavior.

  • WackaBlocka

    so much to say but i'm speechless at the same time ....sigh

  • MScommunication

    All I am saying is that we can't make assumptions off of a person's behavior. All gay and trans people aren't mentally ill nor abuse victims. I tend to hate grouping folks. If we all agree that they have an illness do you think they should get disability for it? I can't say this man has been abused I'm not going to be an arm chair analyst.

  • Emily post

    You can try to sugarcoat people's dysfunction... Rationalize abnormal behavior and try to make it common . A man hacking off his genitals is normal to you. Okay .. Shaving off his chin... Removing their Adam's apple and having surgery on the vocal chords all to disguise themselves as a woman... Of course that's not mental ... That's their priority but stop acting like its normal. and the greedy medical community is very very greedy for allowing them to do it. They are turning people into the island of dr Monroe.. But oh wells .. Not my family thank god..

  • MScommunication

    It doesn't matter what we think if we aren't the ones doing it. All I'm saying is that not all gay and trans are victims of some abuse or illness. I also don't think it's fair to say that just because you don't agree with it. They have to answer to their God just as I do and it's not my place to give them a reason to be them. I'm just going to agree to disagree aND leave it alone. Some men are feminine and some women more masculine. Doesn't mean that they are sick or abused. Ps... don't put anything pass your family you set yourself up to be disappointed.

  • Emily post

    Interesting point of view... Its not about whether I agree or disagree with a adults lifestyle. LOL
    So you would be comfortable with a Transgender person babysitting your children?

  • MScommunication

    No not really. What they eat don't make me sh**. I am not in agreement with the lifestyle but I'm sure it's things I do that people haven't agreed with as well. Now me I think this young man was raised with women and is imitating the femininity he has seen. However it doesn't matter what I think.