At least 8 of my loyal readers requested Idris Elba for today’s Morning Wood. I knew if I didn’t give him to you I would have a mutiny on my hands. Interesting note: if you saw Idris’ girlfriend you would be so mad because she could easily be you.
I met his girlfriend at a […]

Soccer star David Beckham looks hawt in a suit. But he looks even hotter in his role as the spokesperson for Armani drawls.

Don’t click the link if you’re easily offended…

You may not be able to squeeze and hold actor Lamman Rucker but you can have him with your morning coffee.

This is your chance to get up close and personal with a real live MW man! Move over Bow Wow, there’s a new boy toy in town. His name is G Fiive and he’s an R&B singer. G Fiive will be in the flesh from 4PM - 6PM at Fatburger right here […]

Yesterday, I told you about the complaints I received from male readers who objected to my Morning Wood posts. Over the past 24 hours, I heard from my loyal female and a few male readers who object to the men that object to my Morning Wood posts.
Hillary Pimpin’ said this:
I come to your site […]

Sorry ladies, but my male readers are complaining and I can’t say as I blame them. I’m not too keen on seeing the beef jerky either. I don’t want to alienate the last few straight guys in Atlanta who visit my blog.
So after receiving numerous complaints from my male readers, I have decided […]

Fellow celebrity blogger STYLE RAZZI doesn’t feel I show enough Thug Love in my Morning Wood posts. So she sent along these pics of a real thug, Webbie’s brother Derrick Marquis.
RAZZi says:
I don’t know what gets most women going but my girl’s and I would rather see a nice man tatt’d up with a […]

You asked for a Hershey bar to nibble on between meals? Well, here he is. Sorry, I don’t know his name. But after a morning workout with this hawt bod, you probably wouldn’t remember his name anyway.

For the ladies who like a little cream in their Cappucino - I got you too!
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You asked for chocolate mocha with your morning cup of coffee: I give you Rundu model Dynast Hollis. Unfortunately, I saw a blip on my GAYdar screen. I’m not sure what that means.

Loyal reader NYCUTIE requested some chocolate with her morning coffee (shouts to pinkvirgo for the link). This is calendar model Keston Carter. He’s quite handsome, but he literally screams GAY to me. Any man who pumps up his body to please other men is suspect. If you get a chance to […]

pinkvirgo says:
Sandra can we get a REAL morning wood section. Maybe Idris Elba, Blair Underwood, Nelly or something. These gay men u post every morning are getting outta hand.
I don’t know if Marcus Patrick qualifies for a heterosexual or not. The jury is still out on that one.

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton was so smitten with this photo that I posted of Big Gay Al Reynolds hiding his candy, that he chased down Al’s publicist, Howard Bragman, to confirm if the pic was real or Photoshopped.
Who would go to such lengths to confirm the authenticity of a pic of Big Gay Al Reynolds? […]

One thing I can’t stand is a man who acts like a bitch. There’s a lot of that here in Atlanta. There are more bitch made men per capita in Atlanta than anywhere else in the country. That’s a startling statistic when you consider the fact that women outnumber men in Atlanta […]

WARNING: NOT WORK SAFE! To those of you saying the photo in the Morning Wood post is Photoshopped, CLICK HERE and scroll down.

I didn’t follow College Hill Atlanta this season so I’m not really familiar with this dude Drew. From what I’ve been told he was the most homophobic cast member in the house.
Now we know from past experience that when a man hollas loud enough that he’s not gay - they are the […]