LIl Wayne Signs Paris Hilton to a Record Deal

That sound you just heard is the lid of Hip Hop's coffin slamming shut on Hip Hop as a music genre.

Disgraced rapper Lil Wayne just found a sucker to get him back in the good graces of the corporate world. 3 weeks after getting dropped like a hot potato by Pepsi, Wayne has signed talentless socialite Paris Hilton to a record deal on Young Money Cash Money Records. Cash Money co-founder Birdman made the announcement on Twitter today.

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