This picture leaves no doubts that media whore Kim Kardashian and NFL star Reggie Bush are a couple. I couldn’t even remember his last name. They are both so D-list to me. Who cares?

Nick Cannon, pretending to be a DJ, hosted Prive’s NYE bash on Miami Beach. Miami Beach and Las Vegas were the destinations of many celebrities this New Year’s Eve.

Mariah Carey (we’re waiting on new music, Mariah) and Da Brat celebrated NYE at TAO in Las Vegas. Hopefully Da Brat had a designated driver.

I’m glad I didn’t watch this season of I Love NY. That show and the star are hot garbage. Here Tiffany Pollard and the “winner” of the show, Tailor Made, carry out their contractual duties of pretending to be a couple at the Mansion’s NYE party on Miami Beach. A giant can of Raid roach spray would come in handy right about now.

Fabolous (and all rappers) please let the fake bling go in 2008. Unless your family owns a diamond mine, there’s no way in hell you could afford to wrap your wrists in that many genuine diamond carats. Even Bill Gates wouldn’t spend that kind of cake on diamonds and he can afford it unlike some of your broke asses.

So let it go. You look stupid! We know it’s fake and you rappers look desperate flashing your fake jewelry at every camera. Is it true that if a rapper wears a lot of fake bling he’s “lacking” in other areas and trying hard to compensate?

Rapper Oowee and guest celebrate at AG Entertainment’s NYE bash at Velvet Room.

Ryan Cameron (The Ryan Cameron Show, V-103) and Kenny Burns (The Kenny Burns Show) at AG Ent’s NYE bash at Velvet Room.