Is R.Kelly trying out for the role of Gold Finger in the new James Bond movie? One of my favorite bloggers, Fresh said it best:
This shit is right here is why I don’t like checking my email. There is always some USDA approved fuckery waiting in the wings for me. It never fails. I need to relax my nerves after this one. I’m going to go grab a tin roof brownie blizzard from Dairy Queen and watch The Food Network. (Source)