Isn’t there some type of “Idiot Clause” in Kobe Bryant‘s NBA contract that voids his contract if he’s caught doing something this stupid?

EDIT:
A loyal reader who asked that his name not be published, sent this note:

The Kobe video is a new viral video from Nike (very similar to Ronaldinho’s “Touch of Gold” ad a couple years ago http://youtube.com/watch?v=lsO6D1rwrKc)……the video is fake (just like ronaldinho’s).. notice him holding up the shoe at the beginning and also talk about the release date.. also his contract with the Lakers would be null and void if he really did this and posted this on the web (it was posted on his own website first (www.kb24.com).. so just to clear up the confusion, its not real ( but it looks cool!)