R. Kelly is Gold Finger

Sandra Rose April 11, 2008

Is R.Kelly trying out for the role of Gold Finger in the new James Bond movie? One of my favorite bloggers, Fresh said it best:

This shit is right here is why I don’t like checking my email. There is always some USDA approved fuckery waiting in the wings for me. It never fails. I need to relax my nerves after this one. I’m going to go grab a tin roof brownie blizzard from Dairy Queen and watch The Food Network. (Source)

gemini83

WTF??? Get the f*ck out of here with this bull Kelly!
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This shit is right here is why I don’t like checking my email. There is always some USDA approved fuckery waiting in the wings for me. It never fails. I need to relax my nerves after this one. I’m going to go grab a tin roof brownie blizzard from Dairy Queen and watch The Food Network.

LMAO!!!!!!!!
Krysi – yes the same one

I have been waiting to comment of this crap since this morning. R.Kelly is a damn fool….and officially bisexual with that blonde weave hanging past his shoulders and that sisqo spray paint!!
alana

He really looks “how u doin??” In this pic..
Mz_Magnificent1

LMAO @ Fresh’s comment!!!!

R.Kelly is a loon anyways…this shouldn’t come as a surprise!
brwnsugga4you

when is his case going to trial. seems to me he keeps doing things to keep heat off his case. the fact of the matter is his name is chester the ****** you all know the rest. a##.
prynsexxx

I never peeped that this sh!t was hanging past his ear. I mean he couldn’t even get them to clip and “burn” the edges after the rubberband? I guess he didn’t want that mess to catch fire!

How the hell you gone have a fade AND some braids. Cut the braids off already. Matter of fact, cut off that “braid” in between your legs while your at it. Dingleberries and sh!t.

I’m with Fresh……I’m going to bake some brownies!
http://www.myspace.com/mzmekpage Tmekio

Mz_Magnificent1 Says:

LMAO @ Fresh’s comment!!!!

R.Kelly is a loon anyways…this shouldn’t come as a surprise!
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WTF is wrong with him??? I can only take but so much..
licia

umm … ok….. yeah…. interesting ………

walks the hell out of this thread
chat bout

dat mon av no shame. em always ah carry on wit some fuckrey. em favor some batty person dying to jump out di closet.
candycane

I LOVE GOLLLLLLLLD LOL!! oK Rrah, that is NOT a good look
BayArea

I hope he conditions that shit on top of his head. It likes like it might start shedding any day now. YUCK!!!!!!!
gemini83

Ok, I did not see the braids/twists hanging from his head. WTF? Ok, he is soooooo LAME to me right now!!!!!
dj_dceezy

didnt r. kelly diss sisqo recently?
MAJAHINEVERYWAY

Straight up, without a doubt up and down H.A.M! MINOR!
http://www.myspace.com/millyly milly

LMAO WTF is this ???…naw dawg I need you to take that mess of your head asap.
http://www.smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

Really, R. Kelly? REALLY???
NaturalNubian

He looks a plum fool. HaHa he has the nerve to have it lined up. When is this pedophile going to prison??????? Come out the closet R-rah.
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Chester The Child Molester went GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/bettathaniwasb4 2bme

Ok seriously can we say midlife crisis..what is WRONG with this fool?..he will take the limelight anyway he can and its pathetic to say the least…Kellz please go back under your rock and stay there
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

He makes my teeth itch…
MzDetermined

R.Kelly fake azz braids look nasty, and the color is even worse.
extraordinary

I didn’t see the braids in the back. A mess.
Bsoul

EVEN his scalp is gold.

*snickering*
brwnsugga4you

he really needs to go see a doctor.
Negrito

LOL I don’t know what the hell Kelly was thinking. Maybe it’s for a movie (I hope so). Demolition Man 2, Kellz play Wesley Snipes part. Whatever the case is R.Kelly is still the man though.
ladyrazor

SnootyPooty1 says:

He makes my teeth itch…

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This nicca make my weave braids itch….
hellava10

Goldielocks is really making my ass chapped. If he’s not in the studio he doesn’t know what to do with himself. I see people all the time who can’t be still and when they have down time, foolish sh!t comes out. Sit your ass down and read a book, build a model plane, put together a puzzle, color, hem some pants, knit a sweater, watch a non X/R movie, learn Spanish, hell learn Chinese, bake some damn cookies, SHYT do something productive. I do admit he is talented as a musician but his tomfoolery is disgusting. The sad thing is there is still some lonely low-selfesteem woman who would jump to do him.
Krysi – yes the same one

Hellava10 Says:

“Goldielocks”

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*Proceeds to read Tupac’s poem*

“Upon my demise…”

DEAD
Kymystry

27hellava10 Says:

Goldielocks is really making my ass chapped. If he’s not in the studio he doesn’t know what to do with himself. I see people all the time who can’t be still and when they have down time, foolish sh!t comes out. Sit your ass down and read a book, build a model plane, put together a puzzle, color, hem some pants, knit a sweater, watch a non X/R movie, learn Spanish, hell learn Chinese, bake some damn cookies, SHYT do something productive. I do admit he is talented as a musician but his tomfoolery is disgusting. The sad thing is there is still some lonely low-selfesteem woman who would jump to do him.

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I could scream out loud from laffin .. Lawd .. THIS man (and i use that term loosely) has Lost his MIND … well .. MAYBE .. just MAYBE .. he trying to cash In on the Gold Rush .. nah … he just got holt to some good *ish and FORGOT to BLOW THAT *ISH OUT !!!!
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

@ladyrazor ….. You are too funny.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

Niggas
NC_NYer

Goldmember? More like Goldshower….

Anyway – if this don’t get Sisqo and the Dru Hill boys to put out a record, nothing will — ya’ll remember the YouTube video of Sisqo going off at 92Q in Baltimore “supposedly” live on the air….

LOL! LOL! LOL! S*** is crazy, yo.

(Ok, but Hairbraider is a hot song – “…can’t wait to see the booty shake like jelly…” – exactly.)
hellava10

I don’t even want to know who braided this for him. I’m sure she had to be thinking ‘this foo foo bytch here’. She (I’m hoping it was a chick) could have smoothed down the BB’s in the front before the golden dust fell. Why is the paint a clean line and his hairline ratty? Is that how he gets the young girls…..with pretend baby hair? I’m just rambling but I needed laughter today and his picture just did me in.
AugustTee

It is just a promo picture people dang. Check out some old album covers and you will see colored hair, wigs and crazy outfits. Stop acting like he is wearing gold to the prom. Music is a form of art and art is extreme. check out George Clinton. As much as you might not like it, R accomplished his goal, he got your attention. If you really wanted to show him that you wasn’t feeling him, you would have looked the other way
ms.peaches

Ah hell naw why the hell is that horse hair hanging from his head(LMBAO)!! he need his ass beat down for even thinking about this!!
Liyah74

This called promotional stunt. This man know how to catch the audience attention. Whether you like or not, he got everyone talking about him.
http://notenoughrealmen.blogspot.com 2thick4u

Damn…someone pissed on his head one to many times!!!!
katgirl33

LMAO

Hell to the naw!
prynsexxx

#32 NC_NYer Says:

Goldmember? More like Goldshower…
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More like Fools Gold!

R. Kelly is Gold Finger

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