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According to TMZ.com, a miracle of Biblical proportions has occurred in NY: Beyonce married a camel in a private ceremony. Ok, I’m kidding.

But apparently, Bee and her long time boyfriend Jay Z are married. The reception is supposed to take place shortly on the trash strewn roof of Jay Z’s condo (pictured above). TMZ.com is reporting live from the scene of the reception.

Good luck to the happy couple. Nothing makes a man more conscious of his immortality than that ol’ ball and chain around his neck.