Oh my, a loyal reader says today’s Morning Wood, Brian White, is no Morning Wood at all. He’s more like a Morning Stub. And he (yes, he) sent along the evidence. When I saw the evidence, my Gaydar went off like an air raid siren. Liked to scared me to death! But Brian is who you requested so I gave him to you.

Please note that the evidence is VERY much NOT safe for work. Click at your own risk! You have been warned!