Just kidding, of course! :)

THIS JUST IN!

According to the Daily Mail, N.E.R.D. producer Pharrell Williams is planning to spend “hundreds of thousands of dollars” on a new risky procedure to remove the unsightly, not to mention tacky, tattoos from his arms. The new procedure involves scientists growing skin grafts in a lab. The procedure is similar to the one used by doctors to replace damaged skin on burn victims.

Williams is undaunted by the pain and risk involved: he just wants the tacky tattoos gone. He says, “It’s going to be pricey, but f**k it, it’s worth it. I got fire on my arms! I’m a grown man!”