I admit I did feel a slight tugging on my leg when I first read this story on the London Sun’s website about a baby having a baby. But I linked to the story anyway believing it to be legit.
DNA tests confirm that 13-year-old Alfie is not the daddy of 15-year-old Chantelle’s baby.
The questions are numerous, like why didn’t The Sun verify the story by making the kid take a DNA test before running with it?
Anyway, Michael K said it best:
Chantelle said she was a virgin. Chantelle was lying. Chantelle was serving that vagina all around town like she was a Hilton. Chantelle is a slut. A slut with a baby. A 15-year-old slut with a baby. This is the part where we silently weep in the corner.
When the story hit, a mob of boys came forward saying they too tapped that shit without a condom. This made Alfie’s daddy demand a DNA test. This also made Jesus cry a river which temporarily flooded Britain. Luckily, Alfie managed to get in a paddle boat and he made his way to the DNA testing center. He was tested and there wasn’t a match. Alfie is NOT the father. And if you didn’t read that in a Maury Povich voice, then you need to watch more TV.
ummmmm………… WOW??
They didn’t test him bc then it wouldn’t have been a story.
Just goes to show you can’t believe everything you read…
Like JJ bag.
lol. I did it over in the Maury Povich voice. The Sun is a tabloid isn’t it? They are going to be wrong sometime. And even if the kid is not the father he could have been which is just as bad.
who cares … again .. seriously …
Alfie is NOT the father. And if you didn’t read that in a Maury Povich voice, then you need to watch more TV.
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sounds like michael k. needs to watch LESS tv.
the exchange was vulgar. no need to be saying stuff like that about a 15 yo old girl. calling her a slut and whatnot.
sitchoazz down michael k. >>>>>>>>>>>>> a seat awaits you.
@Kwall ^5..lol
They still had relations! Gross!
I dont give a hell about this
shut…Shaquesha still looking for her 5 kids fathers
lol @ michael k! loves him!
IMHO, Michael K is overrated. People claim his ish is hilarious, and I never laugh. The entire time I check out his site, I haven’t even chuckled once at his writing. Pictures, yeah, but reading him bores me. It’s like he tries way too hard to go out of his way to be a vulgar, crass, vile, idiot. I agree that he went too far with the girl. *SMDH*
As for this, I am so glad Alfie is not the father. Lord knows, to be stuck with that girl would’ve been horrible. THAT and those two families should not be reproducing. Won’t someone think of the children!!! lol
who ?
haven’t heard this story but ummmm teens getting preg by other teens happens quite often seriously. sad but real.
and this micheal k guy…too harsh. karma baby…
Michael K is hilarious..you either get it or you dont!…love dlisted!
@ lady lovely >> i know ds right
and uhm>>blonde moment<< who is michael k?
Michael K serves it up, “straight no chaser”…
So, when you’re 14 years old and you serving your punany around like its a free side order of fries…and EVERYBODY is hungry…he ain’t gonna call you a “lil angel”…he’s gonna call you…well…what he said…
Which is why I adore him!!!
These kids and their sexual progression; having sex parties and the whole bit. There is an outbreak of teen cases of syphilis here in Oklahoma.
My sources is some grown up had something to do with this mess.
ROTFLMAO….!!!! “If you didn’t read that in a Maury Povich voice”…HAHAHAHAhahaahhahaahaha! I sure did :D!!
Its sad though, I guess?
^5 kwall
me and my coworkers talked about this (they read too…) and i just wanted to add that alfie was more of a man at 13 than some of these no-gooders are as GROWN AZZED MEN!
he was prepared to stand up and do the right thing (to the best of his ability). bless his heart.
this whole thing is just SAD. 13 and 15? smdh…
hey iyonah!!!
What is their to get about a (supposed) “queen” who uses some of the most tacky, boorish statements for his blog? What is there to get about something like this: “Yeah, I’m up this morning from being drunk last night and (insert stupid statement of a lewd and prurient nature here) and that (insert crass term here) and I did (crass term here) and it went up my (crass term here).” What is there to get about that? What is there not to get?
As if he has any right to be the morality police. *snorts*
CORRECTION *there
can we get a new post please…..?
It’s been said already you can’t believe everything someone writes, reports, speaks on, FBI it yourself!
Hey MizzD … I was thinking the same thing!
@Mizz and Iyonah I concur!
Also Keri is on the radio and she sounds good live. I like what I am hearing thus far from her cd.
I KNEW IT FROM THE TIME IT WAS POSTED!
This is very sad story, for all the children(yes that wright all the “children).But what is worst is for someone to write such horrible things about a “CHILD”.
“Chantelle was serving that vagina all around town like she was a Hilton. Chantelle is a slut. A slut with a baby. A 15-year-old slut with a baby.”
new post !
Hey! daisy & iyonah
Daisy I bought the kerri’s cd today @ target so I like it now…..
Where is Sandra? Working at her real job?