Plastic Barbie Beyonce finally opens up about her diet in the current issue of Cosmopolitan. There was no mention of artificially inflating her curves with butt and hip pads. But we did say this was Beyonce, right?

She reveals, “I go through phases. Right now I’m eating veg and drinking water. I have bran cereal in the morning, a salad for lunch and maybe fish for dinner. It’s boring.”

“If I snack, it’ll be fruit. Or I have these yogurt-covered almonds. But this is when I’m being good.

When I’m being bad… I’m bad,” adds Beyonce.

“All the way. Burgers, pizzas, french fries, the lot…”