I was at the salon over the weekend gettin’ my hurr laid for the birthday bash (I ended up not going, but that’s another story).

Anyway, as I’m sitting up under the dryer minding my own business, someone pops me with a wet towel. I push the dryer back to see this cute little girl standing there. I’m like, whose child is this about to catch a beat down?

It turned out the “child” was my favorite rapper, Diamond — with no makeup on! She looked so different with her little pixie hair cut. I can’t tell you where the salon is because we don’t need a bunch of groupies disturbing the celebrity clientele (not that I’m one).

Anyway, this is Diamond’s newest hit titled “Sicnan.” That’s “sickening” for you non-southerners.