If you are waiting for me to post my summary of the BET Awards that aired last night, you should know that I only watch awards shows on rare occasions. Last night was not one of those rare occasions.
For me, awards shows jumped the shark a long time ago. I can’t bare to watch the buffoonery any more. There was a time when awards shows were actually entertaining. But this was when the music industry was still a profession instead of a sideshow, and stars were actually people with talent.
Anyway, loyal reader Krysi J has a brief summary of last night’s events. I hope this helps if you missed the show last night:
Krysi J Says: We gon start it off wit Jamie [Foxx]…
he was a damn jerk the whole time and I LOVED IT.. Especially when he tried to put that big man booty in those tight Mike outfits…LOL! The jokes were pretty good too, and tasteful.
Keri [Hilson] did her thing before the end where she almost messed up… But I can’t take away from her for the running out of breathe struggle cuz shyt almost errbody struggled tonight except for B….. which leads me my next performance summary…
I’d like to start by first saying…. what the hell was B talking/singing about….and WHY?
MORE BET Awards review by Krysi J after the break!
What the hell was Jay Z talking about and Why??… That song is so fukking wack azz hell…. I’m sorry to those of you who are fans, but I’m just saying like who the hell told him dat shyt was worth putting on record? “na na na na, na na na na hey,hey, hey, goodbye” Please tell me why…. followed by please retire dude…. seriously.
AND……Ciara…… why can’t you sing IN TUNE sitting down doing nothing….thats not a good look boo.
Maxwell……still dat fye!
The O’Jays….WOW @ Mr. Levert slipping on live television and saying “shyt”…LOL!
SMH at BET accidentally slipping up and letting Wayne say “he got dat dope DYCK”… LOL!
[Rapper] Drake, may in fact be gay….. It was a lil too much “how you doin” happening on that bar stool… sorry.
Loved Keith Sweat, Guy, and BBD performance with Neyo…. All they needed was Ready For the World.
P.S.
Im kinda mad at Chris for not taking the opportunity to be a part of the tribute in any way what so ever. Damn dog you could’ve presented an award or something and Daisy you are right… it seem like Jamie performed the entire time where the hell was Usher, and the other dancers? How the hell you dig up Ciara for a solo, but won’t even let Latoya Luckett perform?? Hell naw, Matthew you wrong for dat shyt.
And was Ving Rhames drunk…. How the hell he let T-pain act like he had some sense never mind that big DUMB azz chain that he is no doubt able to afford, but again I ask WHY? It was aiight, I can’t lie I expected a bigger Tribute, but I guess thats just me… Maybe they will create an entired Tribute special for us to watch… That would make everything alright.
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