Lindsay Lohan Is Off Her Diet

Actress Lindsay Lohan has gained a couple of pounds in preparation for her new acting role in Robert Rodriguez’s ‘Machete’. Prior to getting her new role, Lindsay seemed to be wasting away before our very eyes. In these pics, LoLo is seen stumbling away from a L.A. area Starbucks where she sipped coffee to stay sober.

In the past, Lindsay avoided nutritious food and water in favor of meth, xstacy, weed and hard liquor. Yet, the media (read: white men) LOVE her! A black man would immediately dismiss a size 0 woman like Lindsay, but white men flock to chicks who look like her.

So don’t expect to see Lindsay pick up a whole lot of weight any time soon — unless she has a baby like Nicole Richie did. But Lindsay is a confused lesbian so that’s not likely to happen any time soon.