According to online reports, Kanye West died in a car accident — at least on Twitter.com.
“RIP Kanye West” is the #1 trending topic right now on twitter. Some say Kanye started the trend himself, except that he doesn’t have a Twitter page. Others say his beard, dyke Amber Rose started the trend as a way to boost record sales. Except that she doesn’t have an album out.
So the only explanation left is that someone started the trending topic to properly bury Knaye’s dead career, which is fitting considering he will never work in this business again after showing his azz by grabbing the mic from country music star and actress Taylor Swift during the VMAs last month.
Amber took to Twitter last night to try to save Kaney by starting a trending topic herself titled #longliveKnaye or something like that. Poor thing thinks she’s a real celebrity and often forgets that her bald head is only known because of the coattail she’s riding on.
Speaking of Amber, she must have threatened her ex-girlfriend Trevon something seriously because home girl refuses to answer any of my emails. Is she that shook or did Amber buy her silence? I guess we’ll never know.
