Celebs Out & About

Sandra Rose June 3, 2010

Congratulations go out again to singer Alicia Keys who is pregnant with her first child (that we know of).

But Alicia’s international fans wonder if Alicia is just using her current condition as an excuse for her horrid performances on her world tour.

A loyal reader who attended AK’s show at the Palau Sant Jordi in Barcelona, Spain yesterday, emailed me to say some concertgoers are demanding refunds. I guess no one wants to pay ridiculous amounts of money to see an out of shape woman dragging herself around the stage, all out of breath and singing way off key.

Oh, wait, she was doing that even before she was pregnant.

Photos: Getty Images Europe

http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

In the second picture, she looks a LOT like Paula Patton.
pointhimout

right, cuz my friends in the czech republic and romania read ur site too Sandra and love the negroidian behavior. say it reminds them of everything they were taught in school about coloreds.
borderlineamazing

Wow at the jab! Starts off sweet and turns sour! Ouch! Alicia was a horrible performer anyway though so I agree. I can’t stand singers who can’t dance and fully enetertain. Who wants to pay all that to watch her stand? Which is why Beyonce isn’t a singer but ENTERTAINER a true star. Alicia just rubs me the wrong way something always about her seemed suspect. Can’t put my finger on why I dislike her.
borderlineamazing

And she is gonna be a HUGE pregnant lady! How far along is she? She looks so big already and she is wearing black!
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

ummm…IMHO …Alicia doesn’t ever ever sound good when she performs live..

But thats just me….
Kimmy

I guess no one wants to pay ridiculous amounts of money to see an out of shape woman dragging herself around the stage, all out of breath and singing way off key.
Oh, wait, she was doing that even before she was pregnant.
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Sandra. I’ve never thought Alicia could sing…sorry I just don’t get all the hype.
CivilEngineer

Alicia makes great music…never been to a show but her vocals can be a bit “strained” at times. She sings at the top of her register A LOT in her recorded music so trying to reproduce that will make you go hoarse.
Acemaster

She is big already smh. Her vocals arent anything special to me.
Musiqal1

When I saw her in Miami earlier this year, she was on point! She did her thing! Maybe it’s because she IS preggers and can’t handle performing. She is dancing way more on this tour
BROWNSUGAPOET

Yall know her cankles are only gonna get bigger
Man, I just don’t care™

I’ve been to two Alicia concerts and she sounded good. Could have been a recording or the acoustics in the building or something but it was cool. She DEFINITELY ain’t dancin and chit and that’s cool. She did her “one-two shimmy” and played on the piano. That was a few years back tho.

I have seen her “live” performances on t.v. and she sounded turr-ree-bull! Not sure what’s up with that.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

WTH is up with the “Will I am” reject…..

Is it a mohawk mixed with the Mr. T haircut.. :S …..
BROWNSUGAPOET

she is gonna have elephant legs
OutsidetheBox

Sandra you so crazy.
OutsidetheBox

@Point’s #2!
mirsmommy

Why her pants look like they saggin???
mzvirgo78

testing gravatar
mirsmommy

*they’re*
VIBABY

She looks like she is in her fourth trimester…. *cough* skank *cough*
CivilEngineer

Oh and who does put on a REAL show these days? Good vocals, stage show, etc…

All I got is Beyonce…
MzTee

Kimmy…I’m 100% with you. I never understood the hype over Alicia Keys either. Some of her stuff sounds okay, but when I’ve seen her on TV live — I flipped the channel because she was doing MORE hollering than singing.
BROWNSUGAPOET

Heeyyy Civil, you fine, nice dark, delicious piece of chocolate that melts in ur mouth and not in ur hand!
Man, I just don’t care™

@CIVIL
“Oh and who does put on a REAL show these days? Good vocals, stage show, etc…

All I got is Beyonce…”
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IMO I would add Usher and Ne-Yo. I can’t think of any female artists that actually dance no mo’.
CivilEngineer

Hey BROWN!!! I just spoke to you in the Necole post!!

Feeling better I see?
Val

Sanra.. you a mess! I thought I was the only one who thought that
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@VI- get out of this post

@Musiqal- Whose is that fine piece of white chocolate in your gravi
Ace

Never been to a concert of hers. But the performances I’ve seen on TV have left alot to be desired..I love her music(well some of her older stuff) but right now she needs to take a seat. I don’t know what it is but just knowing shes up there pregnant is turning me off even more …its time to take a vacation and go sit on a beach and relax. I’m sure your she is not starving for the $$. Cancel a few tour dates and come back strong after the baby…
CivilEngineer

@Man…I’d have to see something recent from Usher. His performances fell off so badly with “Here I Stand” I can’t see him bouncing back and being comfortable on stage again.
BROWNSUGAPOET

Civil not really, just tryin to perk myself up!
CivilEngineer

Awwww @BROWN…I’m sure something entertaining will pop off on here today. Sandra brings the drama
Man, I just don’t care™

@CIVIL
“I’d have to see something recent from Usher. His performances fell off so badly with “Here I Stand” I can’t see him bouncing back and being comfortable on stage again.”
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LOL. You ain’t lyin. Well, his music improved since “Here I Stand” so I’m assuming that his performances will improve too.

I think Ne-Yo is slept on as an artist but he is solid at all phases from performance, to singing to writing. I was even feelin his “rap diss” against Chris Brown.
meanNsurly

Her baby is gonna be baked alive with that plated aluminum foil jacket get-up! What is that all about? AKeys can’t sing to me which is why I never been a fan! She screams and just sits behind the piano. Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles did more than she does during a performance and they was are/were blind!
Val

IN Alicia’s defense.. I do love her album.. she is clowning the HELL out of Mashanda..lol
but I really think she and swizz beaks are in love, so more power to them
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Man I have never heard a ne-yo/go-go/fish lips/needs a permanent cap glued to his head have a good performance

Now Chris Brown ..I think is one of the best..Now if he could take a vacay and come back harder and stronger ….
Al-Ameera

Sandra, I see you are cuttin up extra this morn…

Proceed
CivilEngineer

@missy…Ne-yo actually does give good live performances. CBreezy can dance but he rarely sings live in the performances I’ve seen.

@Man…didn’t know he made a CB diss

@mean…you starting I see
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

meanNsurly says:

Her baby is gonna be baked alive with that plated aluminum foil jacket get-up! What is that all about? AKeys can’t sing to me which is why I never been a fan! She screams and just sits behind the piano. Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles did more than she does during a performance and they was are/were blind!
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*taps shoulder* pssstt psssttt ummm You and your well dressed animal please leave this post

And yeah she looks like she is about to pop a vein from singing like that ..How can you be trying so hard to sing and sound like a dying goat ..SMH
meanNsurly

By the time she has the baby, she is gonna be bigger than Mariah Carey?!
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Civil- *taps shoulder* … He sings live alot ..you need to watch his performance for Haiti ..I actually got out of my seat for that boy .. I was clapping like a proud mama…

I am a ne-yo fan and I have yet to hear him sound good live….His stage presence is so dead…..That is just me

And all artist(well most)play the back track whiles they are on stage….
Musiqal1

@ Missy…. his name is Chad White…an up and coming model (underwear, commercial, high fashion…he does it all
OutsidetheBox

With them maternity leggings…
Man, I just don’t care™

@MISSY
“I have never heard a ne-yo/go-go/fish lips/needs a permanent cap glued to his head have a good performance

Now Chris Brown ..I think is one of the best..Now if he could take a vacay and come back harder and stronger ….”
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You must not have gone to a Ne-Yo concert. The guy brings it. I must admit. He will never be as big as Usher or Chris Brown because he’s just too ugly. Just how the business goes. But the man can perform. Don’t you recall R. Kelly kickin him off his tour because he was gettin too much shine???

I was going to put Chris Brown in there too because I’ve seen him perform and he does it big. Especially when he do the “Michael Jackson” bit… but I think he emphasizes dancing over singing a bit much. Just a TAD more to the dancing side. I guess that’s for his teenage girl (and old cougars) fan base tho.
Musiqal1

Watch this Missy… Good Lawd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6gY_3v6_pE
Musiqal1

I don’t really think Ne-Yo is slept on cause he has successfully crossed-over to pop and he all his albums sell Platinum, plus the records he writes for others are hits…I just think people don’t make a big deal about him as much cause he doesn’t put himself out in the spotlight like that. He is not a narcissist…he’s not all about himself and what he can do
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Musiqal1- he does it all (why is my mind in the gutter :lol:) ..Any who I think I need to look him up ..Thank you *e-hug*…… you just gave me some new eye candy…

@Man-I have never seen him live in person …but I guess I need to change my TV ….:lol: …because he bores me ..he does make good songs I will give him that
CivilEngineer

@missy…yea CB does well when he just stands and sings BUT if he has a dance routine in a song the whole thing will be lipped.

I just don’t like lip syncing AT ALL! I feel like an artist should be able to make it through an entire concert on his/her talent.
meanNsurly

He will never be as big as Usher or Chris Brown because he’s just too ugly
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I’M JUST DEAD……You are sooooo right but soooooo wrong for say that! LMAO. Ne-Yo is a good performer and all around talented guy! There aren’t too many ppl today that can do everything he does. What I like about Ne-Yo, his music is so different and none of his songs sound the same. He embodies the versatility of a true artist
meanNsurly

@ Civil…..I’m the same way when it comes to artists. I have to give it to that big as.s mid 30 woman named Beyonce. That bish be working especially during a live performance. She sings live and still sounds good when she sings and dances. I still don’t know how she does all of those dance routines, while singing, and having on heels. Kudos…..she is the #1 bish in the game for a reason even though she gets on my nerves by doing too much at times!
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Civil-he did a whole spin ..who can do that and still sound good .. besides MJ

*waves* white flag..we all are right ….
pyt305

I never got the hype about Akeys either. Granted her songs are good (I love un-thinkable) but when she preforms live she sounds..well not that great. Akeys IMO is an average singer with average piano skills. Nothing to rage about
Shauny

As much as I want to see the other performers at Essence HER night is the concert hubby and I wont attend. Slick skank ass, I can’t even fake clap and sing ur shyt.

Val – you aren’t the first person to say she was slick singing about MaShonda in her songs but since I don’t buy her music I can’t cosign it. Her fans will deny it though because she can do no wrong. But this is the same bish that’s so classy and above everything. She’s a rat.
CivilEngineer

@mean…You know Bey is a robot (and Matty had them running and singing in 17″ heels at age 5…Kelly must have let that regimen go)

@missy…I suppose
Krysi J

Now Sandra know she need to quit…

however this post is worthy.
http://twitter.com/Ms_Missy2791 missy

@Shauny- ….

@civil- you suppose well …I was trying to be politically correct but fine ..

YOU may think Ne-yo is good But CB is the best male performer alive ..
bigtyme

i saw her a couple of years ago and was pleasantly surprised (i went to the show to see john legend who opened for her). she puts on a good concert.
Daisy

AKeys puts on a FAB show I have seen her 3x in concert

team AKeys
CivilEngineer

@missy…#kanyemoment
LadyDumplin

A friend of AK said that the Elements album was inspired by Swizz, but agree that she was rubbing Mashondas face in it. I do love the album though

I will say that Mashonda looked beautiful pregnant and AKeys…..not so much. Between the pimples and the cankles, I don’t see this turning out so well.

Side Note: What the h.e.l.l. is that on her jacket? Sparklers???
meanNsurly

Side Note: What the h.e.l.l. is that on her jacket? Sparklers???
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I don’t know what that is but she should have picked out something better than that!
borderlineamazing

“Between the pimples and the cankles, I don’t see this turning out so well.”

Didn’t someone on here say her and Beyonce don’t have bodies for babies? Talking about they are “badly built” LMAO. I think it was on here so maybe it was somewhere else? But yes she is already looking a mess. I feel bad talking about a pregnant woman. So wrong.
borderlineamazing

But Unthinkable(IM READAYYY) is my sh!t usually her songs and her in general bore the hell out of me but that song is on point.
aqtpie

@ these comments!!!
Desi

IMO…I thought she was gay…*shrugs shoulders* I wish you the best alicia…just hope you dont turn into mashonda after this…
electrik

of course she sucks live. she has an average voice at best which is why she usually sounds terrible live. and her music is all fluff/ no substance. i don’t expect substance from beyonce from i do expect it from akeys so when she doesn’t deliver, i’m harder on her
http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

Teams Keys… You sound better than Ciara, Kelly, Solange, Cassie, etc!!!!!
CorporateHoodB-tch

borderlineamazing says:

But Unthinkable(IM READAYYY) is my sh!t usually her songs and her in general bore the hell out of me but that song is on point.
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I agree with both of your comments
CorporateHoodB-tch

meanNsurly says:

@ Civil…..I’m the same way when it comes to artists. I have to give it to that big as.s mid 30 woman named Beyonce. That bish be working especially during a live performance. She sings live and still sounds good when she sings and dances. I still don’t know how she does all of those dance routines, while singing, and having on heels. Kudos…..she is the #1 bish in the game for a reason even though she gets on my nerves by doing too much at times!
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Gots to give my Creole girl props!!! I know why she’s able to sing and dance at the same time because she learned to do so as a child. Matt had her going hard…performing in heels and singing. When you learn things at very young age…you can become excellent at it.
Like Tiger playing golf at 4, etc…
borderlineamazing

Thank you CorporateHoodB-tch!:cheers: I agree about Beyonce I have that argument a lot with people. You can never take that away from Beyonce that bish works her ass OFF! I’ve never heard someone complain after a Beyonce show.

I remember hearing Matthew made them run miles early in the morning while singing. Dedication. Most singers are sloppy and lazy, no one wants to hear a singer busted gasping for breath trying to dance and sing. Usually if they can do both they’ll lipsnyc more not Honey Bee! That girl works hard! Forget a

If they had two stages next to each other of either Beyonce and Alicia Keys I’d go see Beyonce. I’m sure a lot of people would too. Sh!t how stuff always turns into a Beyonce vs someone discussion? LOL.

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