How desperate are these two?

We all know that Toronto rapper Drake is teh ghey and Trini rapper Nicki Minaj is a lesbun. So why are they both tweeting that they tied the knot yesterday? The first words that come to mind, of course, is “publicity stunt.”

Drake is always in search of a beard to defuse the rampant teh ghey rumors about him.

And Nicki has to do something really desperate to beat Dondria’s dismal 1st week sales numbers of 8,335 when her debut album drops on Nov. 23.

So what’s more desperate than marrying a gay rapper?

“U scurred? @drakkardnoir u ready to make the announcement or wha?” Minaj tweeted Friday afternoon. Drizzy responded about an hour later with, “Baby I am never scared. PROUD is more the word I would use,” before tweeting, “Please refer to @nickiminaj as Mrs. Aubrey Drake Graham and dont stare at her too long. She’s finally mine. :).”

The hip-hip diva re-tweeted Drake’s missive and added, “Yes, its true. Drake and I tied the knot.” Read more…

Update:
Drake’s reps have denied they got married. But we already knew that. Hip Hop is so wack and it’s because of the lame artists.