If Lil Kim and The Notorious BIG Had a Daughter…

When I first heard someone mention Miss Teary Man Made’s name, I thought they were referring to chris brown — not a female rapper with a glandular problem.

If the late, great Notorious BIG and rapper Lil Kim ever had a daughter, she would probably be as talented as Miss Teary Man Made.

Miss Made comes closer to rapping like Biggie and Lil Kim than any rapper I’ve ever heard. Why isn’t she signed yet?

Here’s a sample of Miss Teary Man Made’s lyrics:

    I’ma dangerous b*tch, you in danger b*tch
    red lights spinning, you’d better slow up your sh*t
    Or I’ma crash, smash, land on your rooftop
    It’s Santa Claus b*tches! Knock Knock!