According to Jawn Murray of AOL Black Voices:
A rep for singer Omarion has confirmed to BlackVoices.com that a press release circulating on the internet claiming that he formally announced he is “bisexual” is a hoax.
The internet was abuzz Saturday afternoon when several online blogs posted what appeared to be a press release serviced on behalf of Omarion (real name: Omari Ishmael Grandberry) addressing his sexuality.
The unedited press release read: “I pride myself in being an honest, God Fearing, respectful man. I have kept my personal life private and wanted to keep it that way. Unfortunately, other’s are interested in profiting from my anguish; so before they can do that, I will clarify things. I am not at all what certain ex-band members are trying to paint me as, I am however a respectable, mature, proud, bisexual man.”
The fake press announcement was attributed to Sharron Wright at Sony Music; however BlackVoices.com reported exclusively on April 19, 2008 that the singer was no longer affiliated with the label. (See: ”O’ No: Singer Omarion Dropped By Record Label’)
The 26-year-old former B2K member’s rep, Francoise Blachette of The Purple Agency, promptly responded to BlackVoices.com inquiry for comment on the matter.
“The previously released statement regarding Omarion is false and was generated for negative publicity by an unknown person. Omarion will not contribute to anything negative said or done against him. Omarion respects all of his fans, no matter religion, sexuality, or race,” she said in a statement.
Omarion then took to his Twitter page to respond as well. (See below)
yeah, I saw that. He didn’t tweet nothing else afterwards.
“The previously released statement regarding Omarion is false and was generated for negative publicity by an unknown person.
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MMMM, I WONDER WHICH EX-BAND MEMBER
Someone needs a (butt)plug..
He’s not bisexual, he’s gay
i’d give him more respect if he would just come out.
Wait…so he likes girls now?
@Eb I agree! Omarion does not like women…it is extremely obvious!
Jawn Murray is gay I don’t know how his wife doesn’t see it
I never thought O was gay
his fashion choices have been a little suspect lately but before then I never got the gay/suspect vibe
Mmmmmm hmmmmmm
aint nuttin’ I lOve Women too
Is this dude still relevant? Who caressss. If he wasnt black, Auntie wouldnt have post this shiet here. He be on some small article on Perez, just sayin. What a yawner!!
@Daisy, I agree; I never got that from him before either. And like u said, his fashion choices of late have been suspicious but I’ll chop that up to him trying to stay relevant by copying Kanye’s steez….
@LaTechGrad02, Right! I only caught the tail end but that Tami chick CLEARLY needs a one of those white jackets to protect her from herself and to protect others. Smh. She also needs that azz beat bc she obviously is assuming that just because those chicks act uppity, that they can’t tear her a new one. I see why ol’ boy left her. You can tell she’s still salty about her failed marriag though.
I meant “marriage”
@Yep, I was just sitting here dying over that mess at a charity event. Really? Wow, just wow.
@LaTechGrad, If it were me, I would’ve invited her outside to talk…which, depending on her conduct, may have ended with her raggedy azz weave scattered along side her teeth. I mean, I’m a lady, but a person can only take so much.
Yeah okay, we believe you Omari.
@daisy, agreed. jawn murray is flaming, as is the opinionated writer dude Toure. yet, both are married with children no less (toure for sure). exactly how does a gossiping man approach a woman for dating? giiiirrrrrrrrrrlll, i got the T. and she’s inclined to say yes??? what part of the game has this become?
I CAN’T.
So if he was gay…..what? The witch hunt to out these celebrities is ridiculous.
@Daisy….when did Jwan Murry get married???
@Point…I seen Toure on the streets of NY with his wife & kid they seem so “in love”.
#21, really? beautiful kids, but as I contradict myself, I never saw him as being married to a woman. That’s where it stopped for me. He’s intelligent, albeit extremely opinionated with one side views. You’ll never hear/read me going out of my way tryna out somebody.
I can agree it does seem like a witch hunt to out celebrities. Personally, I’m not wrapped up into like that at all. I know in my personal life, folk wanna ask questions, but just wont. If someone does get ballsy enough to come close, it’s usually with a sideway comment, but never an adult conversation or inquiry. #shrugs
Screw the Witch Hunt BS… He’s GAY (Plain-n-Simple…)
The DL-Suspect and Staying-in-the CLOSET SHYT need to CEASE ASAP
It’s 2010 Already (Real…) BEING GAY shouldn’t be a BIG DEAL Anymore
OOPS… It’s actually 2011 Already !!! (MY BAD…)
He need to quit lying!!!
Stop the presses! Toure is married? With kids? Real kids? Or is he hanging with the “kids” like I do? Cluth the pearls…all 20 of them.
Wow. like wow.
I meant to say clutch the pearls. sorry I’m tired.
Omarion is news worthy because? Ms. Rose I thought he was on “socialite” status anyway…FURTHER, who cares who is bi, gay, or straight for that matter? It’s Hollywood, where everyone is suspect in some way. AND when it comes to Raz B…someone should give him a muzzle because he’s giving blacks and gays a bad rap.
Brownsugar1908 says:
Stop the presses! Toure is married? With kids? Real kids? Or is he hanging with the “kids” like I do? Cluth the pearls…all 20 of them.
Wow. like wow.
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This has me rolling lol
Sandra, Ice Cube or TBS must be sponsoring the hell outta this site, or wrote a phat check for ad space. the screen changed colors when it first loaded and I thought u updated ya site. Get those advertisers mami.
haha yall crazy. and yes bs1908, toure’s married with two beautiful kids.
Whatever Omarion….
I wouldn’t put it past anybody these days…all of these DL nicca’s runnin around…
@therapist I want to say last year or in 2009. He talked about it on TJMS one day cause he said his wife approved of him escorting sherri sheppard to the gosepl award show.
RHOA and BBall wives messy and good tv
So mad GMA didn’t come on this morning due to the snow “storm” in the A
Morning
MOANIN FAM!
NOHIN LIKE A GOOD DL/BISEXUAL RUMOR TO GET THE WEEK GOIN!
snow day in Atl!! The bad part is I got stuck in the house with the wrong damn person…..:( What an off day this will be.
Daisy
I saw BBall’s ex wives/ex finacee’s!
I’m mad that Evelyn and Jennifer’s old azzes are still tryna be messy!
They know good and dam well they are too old to be actin like that!
Tami……………..EPIC FAIL, hair and all
Well, it’s snowing in Atlanta. Although the city has officially shut down, I still have to work remotely. Why can’t I just stay snuggled in the bed with my boo? *throws body against the dining room table*
lipstickbandit says:
snow day in Atl!! The bad part is I got stuck in the house with the wrong damn person…..:( What an off day this will be.
January 10, 2011 at 8:28 am
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My prayers go out to you. Nothing like feeling like a prisoner in your own home…beig held hostage and what not…
am I the only one that noticed Jennifer’s feet last week when she was laying on the couch waiting for her husband?? I hate the fact that her and Evelyn are such bullies, I mean they are on some high school ish, it makes for good tv but it’s getting annoying. I wish Evelyn would leave Suzy alone, okay, you don’t like her….move along. And Suzy should not have gave Evelyn the satisfaction of apologizing to her.
yvonne79 says:
lipstickbandit says:
snow day in Atl!! The bad part is I got stuck in the house with the wrong damn person…..:( What an off day this will be.
January 10, 2011 at 8:28 am
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My prayers go out to you. Nothing like feeling like a prisoner in your own home…beig held hostage and what not…
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Girl I didn’t take the snow storm warning seriously…I though it was a damn joke, and the bad part is that he doesn’t drive, but Im am just about willing to wake his ass up and risk my life on the icy roads and take him home. It may be worth the tailspin, cause Im really annoyed, I won’t be offering him breakfast or anything of the sort.
@BSP Jen and Evelyn are indeed messy but I still like them. I think Evelyn and Chad Johnson make a cute couple. Can’t wait until he appears on the show. I like all the “wives” Gloria was the only one who ever annoyed me. Tammi is a FOOL
she had me hollering!!
@yvonne I don’t have a work laptop and my internet is down so no logging on for me at all
#teamsnow
yvonne79 says:
*throws body against the dining room table*
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Please be kind to the body
suuuuure it was fake
lipstickbandit says:
…Girl I didn’t take the snow storm warning seriously…I though it was a damn joke, and the bad part is that he doesn’t drive, but Im am just about willing to wake his ass up and risk my life on the icy roads and take him home. It may be worth the tailspin, cause Im really annoyed, I won’t be offering him breakfast or anything of the sort.
January 10, 2011 at 8:38 am
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And there you have it! Bless your heart…if you do venture out, please take your time and be safe out there. Us Georgians can’t drive in snow.
Daisy: I see you rubbing it in
Hey Brown and Candi!
yvonne!
why y’all gettin all the snow days?! can we get some?! lawd why must i work
anywho, who is this boo?
@Candi: Stop playin! You already know who the boo is….
@yvonne and @lipstick
… 
At the EXTREME Difference of Y’all Morning MOOD(s)
GOOD Morning Everybody !!!
I’m sooooooo angered @ someone up in here! *burns friendship anklet*
Heyyyyy Brown and Yvonne
gawd I’m tired
Hey ELove sweetie!! How are you darling?
u a pimp, i thought there might be more than one!
i had a wonderful weekend
Yea Whyvonne who is this boo
Hey His_Mommy! What’s up boo?
Oh hayyyyy Eluvah
she can’t be mad at me cause i ain’t do nothin
*looks at friendship nose ring*
ELove says:
@yvonne and @lipstick
… 
At the EXTREME Difference of Y’all Morning MOOD(s)
GOOD Morning Everybody !!!
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Its a damn tragedy and im really upset about this fiasco I put myself into
I stand by my original statement as this is some hoeshyt! Announcement made (or fabricated)then taken back…as we all knew it was gonna be….when we ALL know this chile is not right as most wouldn’t be under ongoing molestation claims….who would be “normal” after claims like that? Whether it is true or not…
I pray that he finds himself and that Raz and the others do too. But that they stop all this public back and forth and get help.
Hey His
@Candi: Well, you know…..my jersey is hanging in the rafters but I may pull a Michael Jordan when I get bored.
@Yvonne…. Oh nada. I wish my mom would come make me some cream of wheat tho…How was ur weekend bew?
@lipstickbandit: Cuz I’m bored and don’t really feel like working, tell us why you’re so annoyed at this “overnight” guest…
where are lil fizz and j boog when u need them?!
yvonne i look up to u
About Basketball Wives and Heffas…shew I cannot stand Jennifer. She need to examine why she married Eric “Enemy Mine” Williams in the first place during her counseling…Instead of being worried about what party she did not get an invite for…she NEEDS to report to her nearest Eye Care Associates.
I think behind those colored contacts the heffa got a 10 year old cataract problem…been together 10 years and can’t see that nukka been hit OVER AND OVER AGAIN in the face with a bag of quarters…not nickels…Susan B. Anthony coins…
lipstickbandit says:
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Its a damn tragedy and im really upset about this fiasco I put myself into
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Next thing you know that niccah gon thing he need a drawer! That’s a huge
tell us why you’re so annoyed at this “overnight” guest…
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yes, please do
*leans back in SR heated monogrammed recliner with built in cooler and snack tray*
@yvonne
Heeyyyy NOW
@His
Morning Sexxy-Mama
am I the only one that noticed Jennifer’s feet last week when she was laying on the couch waiting for her husband??
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She been stopping cahs? Am I gonna hafta to start calling that blind hoe “Betty Rubble”????
yvonne79 says:
@lipstickbandit: Cuz I’m bored and don’t really feel like working, tell us why you’re so annoyed at this “overnight” guest…
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Basically he’s a nice dude but he’s short…I know it’s shallow but I made a promise to myself that in 2011 I would look past certain things…well it ain’t working!!! Don’t get me wrong, he’s a good person but the chemistry just isn’t there!
short in stature or short “down there”
@that ex bff…. I definitely wrote on ur wall and u did not holla holla
I dnt take kindly to being mistreated!!
Ok lemme get off this blackburree and get on the damn computer…these hardwoods are not cute in the winter *finds 30 pairs of socks*
@His_Mommy: My weekend was pretty good! No complaints….went to karaoke on Friday night, my niece’s birthday party, a BBQ and then some hole in the wall club on Saturday and had brunch with the family on Sunday. And now, we’re stuck in the house due to the snow. Oh,happy day!!!
@K-Dub SAID —> Eric “Enemy Mine” Williams
And HE damn near SOUNDS/TALKS Like That Too !!!
Got jokes…your comments are hilarious….but I do think Jennifer is kinda cute in a weird way…or maybe it’s just her hair I like
@his i wrote on ur wall first and it took u 12 years to respond
lawd why?! i popped locked and dropped it and errythang!
candibfly says:
short in stature or short “down there”
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Stature. It hasn’t even crossed my mind to go downstairs
Next thing you know that niccah gon thing he need a drawer! That’s a huge
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Or he gonna TAKE a drawer like my friend did…and when you do your laundry you gonna find his ish…this dude had socks, boxers, shorts…I was confused…had to pour some wine while I put his ish in a plastic bag…WHO DOES THAT? How he get that ish in my house…without me noticing…had me shook! Gave him his bag when he came back over…like here you forgot this stuff homie (pushed bag over to him with my foot)
WISH I WAS DERE with @lipstick so I could help a e-sis escort his azz up OWT…like “STEP muthaflucka!”
lipstickbandit says:
….Basically he’s a nice dude but he’s short…I know it’s shallow but I made a promise to myself that in 2011 I would look past certain things…well it ain’t working!!! Don’t get me wrong, he’s a good person but the chemistry just isn’t there!
January 10, 2011 at 8:53 am
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The people demand to know more. Is he “short” in height? or he is coming up short in other areas and because of that, there’s no chemistry?
i didn’t watch basketball baby mommas but i kept hearing about someone crashing a charity event and asking why they weren’t invited…ummm prob bc ur all low class b1tches (who think they’re high class) who think they run sh1t? i mean that’s just a guess
i hate these staff meetings, they are pointless. where is my millionaire who will wisk me away from all this working business?!
be back later
Kwallllllllll, um sweetie….sugafoot…..
can you change your screen name back? pretty please with a cherry on top?
ummm Kwall did u really dig up the susan b anthony coins?
#Ihatechosooooohard!
@Candayyyy I did not! *takes off my “Candi be mines fo’lyfe” onesie*
Got Jokes says:
Next thing you know that niccah gon thing he need a drawer! That’s a huge
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Or he gonna TAKE a drawer like my friend did…and when you do your laundry you gonna find his ish…this dude had socks, boxers, shorts…I was confused…had to pour some wine while I put his ish in a plastic bag…WHO DOES THAT? How he get that ish in my house…without me noticing…had me shook! Gave him his bag when he came back over…like here you forgot this stuff homie (pushed bag over to him with my foot)
WISH I WAS DERE with @lipstick so I could help a e-sis escort his azz up OWT…like “STEP muthaflucka!”
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I hate to admit it…but he doesn’t drive, so Id have to not only escort him out but drive him home. It seems like men in Atlanta don’t have cars.
@K-Dub SAID —> Eric “Enemy Mine” Williams
And HE damn near SOUNDS/TALKS Like That Too !!!
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HE DEW….all nasally and ish…I hate him…and she okay and yeah she is a nice looking lady…but what in the WHURL made her think she could stand LOOKING at that dude? I turn it every time he even come on…so imagine waking up to his azz erryday…his face is HIT and his head and teef is shaped like Rocky Dennis aka “Mask”
@Yvonne…gawd damn u did alot
I layed around wondering why my back is putting a hurting on me this week 
WHY are Y’all getting @K-Dub started this early in the Morning… I’m TRYING to drink My Coffee without spitting it out from Laughing !!!
am I the only one not impressed with Jennifer and Evelyns “old ass bully btch tactics” but when Tranny Ev rolled in that fund raiser and told the door man “we aint on the list, get the fck outta here” I did chuckle a tad
Lipstick tell him you’re really not feelin well and you need to take him him….. wait a mnute..that niccah aint got no car?!?!?!?!?!
Got Jokes says:
@K-Dub SAID —> Eric “Enemy Mine” Williams
And HE damn near SOUNDS/TALKS Like That Too !!!
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HE DEW….all nasally and ish…I hate him…and she okay and yeah she is a nice looking lady…but what in the WHURL made her think she could stand LOOKING at that dude? I turn it every time he even come on…so imagine waking up to his azz erryday…his face is HIT and his head and teef is shaped like Rocky Dennis aka “Mask”
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So it’s obvious he doesn’t care about her and vice versa, but she doesn’t want to ask for a divorce for nothing…do you think they have a prenup to whereas she has to be with him a certain amount of years to get some loot and thats why she’s dragging it out?
@His_Mommy623: Classes have resumed so all my fun and visiting has to be done on the weekend. (sigh) Sorry to hear your back is still bothering you. I bet next time your ass will get movers
and that damn Tammi/y (whom I kinda like) and her bad weaves and Rainbow outfits
I can’t allow her 2 keep looking so low budget on the telly… *sends email to Shaunie*
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Lipstick tell him you’re really not feelin well and you need to take him him….. wait a mnute..that niccah aint got no car?!?!?!?!?!
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::hangs head in shame:: nope, he doesn’t have a car….and it’s snow and bad weather outside, so it’s either risk my life on the roads to take him home…or deal with looking at his face…i do have good tires though
Kwall you goin to hell for that Rocky Dennis comment!
Meanwhile back at the ranch…..why did the blind lady at church have her shirt inside out yesterday, WTF was her hubby doin while she was getting dressed?!?!?! I know had to at least glanced at her before they left and the granddaughter didnt say shyt either!
I actually like Tammi, although I didn’t care for her on the Real World
oh and brown sugah bew,
on the Guy vid in ur link 
@Lipstick….if u have good tires, get yo Miss Daisy on and transport his ass to the crib chile lol
@lipstick SAID —-> i do have good tires though
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Kwall you goin to hell for that Rocky Dennis comment!
Meanwhile back at the ranch…..why did the blind lady at church have her shirt inside out yesterday, WTF was her hubby doin while she was getting dressed?!?!?! I know had to at least glanced at her before they left and the granddaughter didnt say shyt either!
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sooooooooo @Yvonne…u just gawn bring that back up?
#Ihatechutoo!
Lipstick hun you’ve got to do better! Let this be a lesson! He gon be callin you to come take him to cash his check! Wait… he does have a job don’t he???????
and that damn Tammi/y (whom I kinda like) and her bad weaves and Rainbow outfits I can’t allow her 2 keep looking so low budget on the telly… *sends email to Shaunie*
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I been thinking about Ms. Tami too…I told yall that bang on that one weave/wig irritates my SOUL…and I was thinking “heffa cantchu SELL some of those food stamps you so mad about to getchu some better hair?”
I know MY food stamp girl sells HERS and she be casket SHARP…
His_Mommy623 says:
oh and brown sugah bew,
on the Guy vid in ur link 
@Lipstick….if u have good tires, get yo Miss Daisy on and transport his ass to the crib chile lol
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As much as I don’t want to drive in these conditions…..so be it!
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Lipstick hun you’ve got to do better! Let this be a lesson! He gon be callin you to come take him to cash his check! Wait… he does have a job don’t he???????
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Brown please don’t do this…you have me so tickled this early in the morning…yea he has a job and he’s in school. Im telling you, it’s a shortage of men in Atlanta…and you’re guaranteed to make more money and have more than most guys you come in contact with down here.
I need a change, im thinking about dating outside my race and getting a piece of white bread…I don’t know if I can go thru it though.
@Lipstick….if u have good tires, get yo Miss Daisy on and transport his ass to the crib chile lol
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Or the nearest store….and send him in to getchu some chips and drive off…
@Kwall, yesssss the Beyonce video phone bang makes my ass itch! it really does
I know MY food stamp girl sells HERS and she be casket SHARP…
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@Lipstick if u do, pls tell me how the pank cawk is…I have considered this but I’m unsure if I can tamper with uncooked meat
Got Jokes says:
@Lipstick….if u have good tires, get yo Miss Daisy on and transport his ass to the crib chile lol
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Or the nearest store….and send him in to getchu some chips and drive off…
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Im literally in tears
lipstickbandit says:
…and you’re guaranteed to make more money and have more than most guys you come in contact with down here.
January 10, 2011 at 9:11 am
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And you’re right about that! Dating in Atlanta is a challenge indeed. As long as buddy is bringing SOMETHING to the table…..
as usual I’m just gawn scroll past that dayum Kwall (got jokes) comments…she be on one and its tew damn early for her malarkey!
@ er’thang she just typed…
His_Mommy623 says:
@Lipstick if u do, pls tell me how the pank cawk is…I have considered this but I’m unsure if I can tamper with uncooked meat
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That’s the thing…I can’t get over the peen looking like raw chicken breast…..and it looks like they smell ( the peen )
Lil Man: Yo I called you 3 hrs ago, is you comin to take me to cash my check or what??? You know Cashland close at 7.
Lipstick: I told you I had errands to run
Lil Man: I told you I needed to cash my check and pay my light bill and get more minutes on my phone while I’m there! I just needed to go to one place and you couldn’t even do that for a niccah! Is you on my team or what?!?!?!!?!
ummm @SR…where u be?
@Brown…..just….go
Uncooked meat!!
Why does that remind me of this time I dated this Puerto Rican guy? and we could never get to do to the “do” because it was so damned pink. I would get completely turned off and make up an excuse as to why I had to leave. Never dawned on me to use a colored condom.
His I had the chance to dabble with the pank but I chickened out and was too concerned about other folks!
I hate it too cuz his family had money and he was a minor league baseball player and was FOINE!
Dont think I haven’t tried to look his azz up!
yvonne79 says:
lipstickbandit says:
…and you’re guaranteed to make more money and have more than most guys you come in contact with down here.
January 10, 2011 at 9:11 am
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And you’re right about that! Dating in Atlanta is a challenge indeed. As long as buddy is bringing SOMETHING to the table…..
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At this point in my life im just like….have a job and make enough to take care of yourself…..dont ask me for SHIAT! And don’t look at me all the time when the check comes. Do you know one dude I met asked me to come pick him up and bring him back to my house on the first date???? So wait, I have to waste my gas…pick you up…bring you to my house…and drop you back off at your house? So you DONT have a car nor your own place? I politely cussed his a** out
Kwallllllllll, um sweetie….sugafoot…..
can you change your screen name back? pretty please with a cherry on top?
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I shall from home. I am lucky to be here from work…gravi’s and stuff don’t always work…I was TRYNA be in-cog-knee-grow…
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Lil Man: Yo I called you 3 hrs ago, is you comin to take me to cash my check or what??? You know Cashland close at 7.
Lipstick: I told you I had errands to run
Lil Man: I told you I needed to cash my check and pay my light bill and get more minutes on my phone while I’m there! I just needed to go to one place and you couldn’t even do that for a niccah! Is you on my team or what?!?!?!!?!
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Not is you on my team…I can’t take you! LMAO
His why I gotta go to the kona! I aint dun nuffin!
@Yvonne…my current bew is PR but thank the heavens he has a beige one
@Lipstick
Chicky breast tho?
@Brown, get yo people finder on gal! u could have been on Vh-1s Baseball babymommas (coming soon)
I need a change, im thinking about dating outside my race and getting a piece of white bread…I don’t know if I can go thru it though.
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You might NEED a piece of white bread…to settle your stomach the first time you see that pank dack…
@lipstickbandit: Girrrllllllll,been there…done that! I’m convinced the majority of these men believe their own hype, that a woman will take care of them. Don’t get me wrong, some will but nine times out of ten; it’s not going down like that!!!
Kwall GET THE FUGG OUT!
why dnt u care about meeee
His
I’m sure he done wifed up some other black chick since that was all he dated and had chilluns by now!
:shakesfist:
DAYUM! DAYUM! DAYUM!
Got Jokes says:
I need a change, im thinking about dating outside my race and getting a piece of white bread…I don’t know if I can go thru it though.
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You might NEED a piece of white bread…to settle your stomach the first time you see that pank dack…
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Do you know one dude I met asked me to come pick him up and bring him back to my house on the first date???? So wait, I have to waste my gas…pick you up…bring you to my house…and drop you back off at your house? —————————————————
Why the bartender at the bar we frequent had me and my sister HOLLERING on Sat. night about this SAME shat…said she went to go pick up this dude for a first date (I think it was a blind date too…) cause he was having “car” problems…comes to find out she was picking him up from his sister house and THEN the dude had on some house shoes to go to the movies and dinner…I CANNNNNOT.
yvonne79 says:
@lipstickbandit: Girrrllllllll,been there…done that! I’m convinced the majority of these men believe their own hype, that a woman will take care of them. Don’t get me wrong, some will but nine times out of ten; it’s not going down like that!!!
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Yvonne….you’re my atl soul mate….you hit it on the head…and you know another thing…it’s like 15 women to 1 man down here, everytime I go out it’s a damn fish fry convention…chicks everywhere. And that’s why alot of these men act the way they do cause they know if you don’t like it another chick will. It really is hard out here in the A
I see y’all done started early dis moanin.
Hey everybody!
three of my main turn offs….a man that farts under the covers, doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom (don’t shake off your peen and try to put you d*ck ticklers on me or in my face) and a pink peen!!!
*packs up my chit* I can see ya’ll heffas refuse to act right this glorius Monday morning…I’m just gawn roll out…
His_Mommy623 says:
three of my main turn offs….a man that farts under the covers, doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom (don’t shake off your peen and try to put you d*ck ticklers on me or in my face) and a pink peen!!!
*packs up my chit* I can see ya’ll heffas refuse to act right this glorius Monday morning…I’m just gawn roll out…
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His don’t go!!! I have tears in my eyes at all the comments though!
Ysoooooo *crawls over to u* these e-slawts are tryna kill me *lays head on ur lap* please have a talk with Kwall n dem *points at Kwall*
YSO
they did get started early didnt they!
Dearest nukka that is snowed in @lipstickbandit’s crib…
Dude just getcho azz the HAIL ON someplace. Got this girl thinking about raw uncooked pank dyck you on her nerves so dayum bad…She gonna getcho azz to the nearest bus stop and go home and lock her door.
When the next bus might actually show the fugg up in inclement weather is YOUR problem…
BYE!
Signed,
The ladies of SR who are ready for your azz to get GAWN!
Got Jokes says:
Dearest nukka that is snowed in @lipstickbandit’s crib…
Dude just getcho azz the HAIL ON someplace. Got this girl thinking about raw uncooked pank dyck you on her nerves so dayum bad…She gonna getcho azz to the nearest bus stop and go home and lock her door.
When the next bus might actually show the fugg up in inclement weather is YOUR problem…
BYE!
Signed,
The ladies of SR who are ready for your azz to get GAWN!
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(side-eyes both His and BROWN for playing innocent but :hugs: y’all anyway)
I ain’t messing with Kwall Got Jokes. I can’t hang with her even when I’m fully rested.
*adding on to Kwalls letter*
also, if YOUR dyckums was worth anything she would be snuggled up with a nigga on this snow day…instead she secretly wishes u would die so she can roll ur ass out in the snow and blame it on natural causes or mother nature…please just go! thx, management
@Yso *points at self* me??? nooooo…now that dayum Brown on the other hand..a MESS!
awww damn I think Waka flabbyguts flames mama dun got Sandra ya’ll!
@His
I think Royale finally met up with Sandra and they are snowed in together.
*also adding to Kwall’s letter*
She under stands that you are the proud owner of new gold fronts but that’s a huge turn off so the fact that you feel the need to brink them up every half hr is making your situation worse. She is hppy that you were able to save up 4 paychecks to purchase those fronts but had you saved up 2 more checks you could have bought a decent used vehicle. No you can’t not buy the 2001 Lexus that you so greatly want but in due time grasshopper, in due time!
lipstickbandit: You’re so right! These ho’s are THIRSTY!! I can step out with the boo, women will see we came in together…arm in arm no less…and still try and push up on him. It’s a crying shame.
make him walk home? :-/
i want to be snowed in with my boo too
yvonne79 says:
lipstickbandit: You’re so right! These ho’s are THIRSTY!! I can step out with the boo, women will see we came in together…arm in arm no less…and still try and push up on him. It’s a crying shame.
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You must be talking about Atlanta women?
oh look it! Candays back *puts my “candi be mine fo’lyfe” onesie back on..I have forgiven u sugah
@Brown…see? u aint chit
YSoSerious says:
I think Royale finally met up with Sandra and they are snowed in together.
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Actually, Comcast was tripping this morning. I couldn’t get online for a good minute. Good morning all!
@Sandra:
GOOD MORNING TO ALL, YOU ALL GOT ME
NEVER WATCHED BB WIVES, BUT I WILL DEFINITELY CHECK IT OUT NEXT WEEK
@SR OMG!!! there u go… i was so worried chile! can we get a
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Sandra Rose says:
yvonne79 says:
lipstickbandit: You’re so right! These ho’s are THIRSTY!! I can step out with the boo, women will see we came in together…arm in arm no less…and still try and push up on him. It’s a crying shame.
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You must be talking about Atlanta women?
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How did you know? Home of the Facebook and Twitter models, groupies, and strippers!! Ahhh good old ATL
*adding to letter*
She is also confused by the fact that you’ve put gold daytons in lay a way when you have not purchsed a vehicle. She understands the fact that you have always wanted daytons but somethings are more of a priority! Baby steps lil man, baby steps!
Morning Sandy!!!
Sandra we thought Royale was all up in dem guts again!
*flings myself on his crying hysterically* i dunno what i would do without you! i got 14 his and candi tats and 23 friendship anklets with engraved scriptures from the book for friends
*slides on my Tyree Lajuan custom boots with “Candi is my world” encrusted with shards of glass and glitter on the side*
did I mention they were 14 inch heels?
bish u complete me
His
Why all the violence *cues Rodney King’s scared deer in headlights look*
Can we all get along???????
She is also confused by the fact that you’ve put gold daytons in lay a way when you have not purchsed a vehicle. She understands the fact that you have always wanted daytons but somethings are more of a priority! Baby steps lil man, baby steps!
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Daytons…really? For real? Not DAYTONS…..and you said they gold…
Do they still make Daytons?
*slides on my Tyree Lajuan custom boots
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Not Gordon Gartrelle…Too early for him to start emailing folks behind mentioning his name or his work….That dude like Lurch…
Will hitchu with email like “You rang”…..
Lmaoooooooo I literally laughed out loud @ that visual @Brown…Rodney went thru alot that night…U aint shat!
@his is that the dude that had shoes featured on here (i couldn’t post back then) that had all the crystals super glued to the shoes?!
I’m tired of these bustdowns on the Everest College commercials selling their stories. My son told me last night “Mom dnt worry I’m not going 2 Everest, I’m going to a real college” I died…
#proudmamatho
@Candi, yesssssss nigga had str8 up DESTROYED some decent pairs of shoes with all that jazzmatazz he elmers glued on dem btchs
who gives a rats azz I mean really???