Local club promoter Omar “Slimm” White, 27, didn’t mince his words when a gossip blog asked him to define his relationship with 46-year-old actress Vivica A. Fox. Slimm matter of factly said it was all about them dollars.
When asked what attracted him to Vivica, he answered: “It’s a business as well as a loving relationship. We make a lot of money together.”
“Let’s put it like this… our sex life is great, its fantastic, it’s phenomenal. She’s satisfied… You know, you have to please your woman. Especially with an older woman. You have to know how to treat your woman. There’s no time for BS in the bedroom.”
“It’s a business as well as a loving relationship. We make a lot of money together. A lot of people don’t understand that you can love a person, have a business with a person and have a family and everything.
Is he wrong for being honest? It would be wrong only if Vivica wasn’t aware that money is the main motivation behind her relationship with a much younger man. She would be in denial otherwise. Any time an older woman is turned on by the advances of a younger man, it’s going to be an expensive proposition.
Edited Feb. 24, 2011 @ 10:46 a.m.
The infamous vid. Thanks Sandra
and on the next episode of “When Trying To Stay Young and Hip Goes Wrong”
Wake up Viv!!! Younger isn’t always better. That was disrespectful
What the fluck Viv got on? Is that a skirt, a dress, or a tube top used as a skirt?
Its a business that was funny Viv doing the durn thang
That entire outfit looks like its out of Joyce Leslie
@ Alex a tooo small shirt with tights
RUDE
What is that hooker outfit Viv has on in that pic?
Notice Slimm said he satifies her, he didn’t continue and say she satifies him….things that make you go “hmmmmmm”.
That was so wrong. He would have gotten a skillet upside his head.
Her face is looking like the Jigsaw mask from Saw. I know this is Hollywood but I sure wish some of the women would grow older gracefully. This plastic surgery is getting too out of control. Nothing was wrong with her to begin with. She was a banger. Now…..
morning secret, wonderful, loveleigh, and alex
cant see the video but i think vivica made a bad choice dude wants the soptlight BAD and that outfir screams IM TRYIN TOO HARD
FIRST and foremost, giving honor to GOD who is the head of my life…
Did he say “we’re about to get engaged” ???? I hate when people say that.
Viv looks…….well I can’t find the words, but jigsaw, Lil Kim, and Letoya Jackson come to mind.
And Slimm….PLEASE help me understand how yall make each other money?? Are they about to get a reality tv show??
morning errbody else too
Morning Dymond (((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))
Okay I’m not understanding first of all what you do in the bedroom is no one’s damn business. Let everyone use their imagination if its that serious cause personally I thew up in mouth just thinking about that mess. Second of all I have no problem with the whole COUGAR mentality-do you but when he looks like he can be your oldest son, LET IT GO. I mean look at Demi she what damn near 50 and that bish look like she could be 35.
Not to be labeled a “hater” but im not understanding the business aspect of their relationship….does he mean them appearing at clubs is the business side?
viv,
Dis nicca here……
Good morning Dymond. Alex your Gravatar has on some Apple Fronts in that pic. Good Morning Sandra Rose Fam!!!!
WOW!!!! She stepped in like…”I told u not to speak while I’m not present”
I was wondering if you would post this
If she signed up for a business deal more power to her now if this was the 1st she heard of such that sucks
@cheeks she swooped in like a Mama should
hey blu
lovely to see u this morning
17 lipstickbandit says:
Not to be labeled a “hater” but im not understanding the business aspect of their relationship….does he mean them appearing at clubs is the business side?
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It has to mean that. Have you seen him in any straight to DVD movies she produces?
Wow Just Wow!!!!
Mr.BluPhi says:
FIRST and foremost, giving honor to GOD who is the head of my life…
vivica was poised to be one of black hollywood
“A” listers sadly she is now known as some club promoter’s ( i aint never heard of this dude must be an ATL thing) old azz fiance
i am sure this will be a VH1 special soon
We’re about to get engaged….I thought they were already engaged? And when he said “it’s a business” Did Viv make that face intentionally or is her face stuck like that? And the Dr. Dre song in the background was a nice touch…the “we don’t love them h*es” really classed the video up.
@Daisy: I agree!
Umm anybody seen Sassy???
UGH! Auntie Viv knows damn well that he is only there for them dollars. She looked all extra old (especially around the neck area) when she was coming to check him nonverbal! BUT SERIOUSLY, she knows exactly why he is with her because if she had no scrilla, he wouldn’t be holler’n! UGH, BEAT IT!
I didn’t realize Viv was so DESPERATE!
nice try of spinning this into something positive
anywho, viv looks a mess
@ Daisy…Imma have to COSIGN what u said.
What’s the big deal if that’s how the relationship started? People make much ado bout nothing. They have a professional/personal relationship now…….what da matter unless one party didn’t know?
@Mannie: Morning! Sassy is around. Just saw her three posts down….
I was watching Independence Day with my son this weekend and my husband walked in right at the part when Viv was in the thong in the strip club and he says “Damn she was fine”. I then pulled up a recent pic of her and he was like
Anna says:
17 lipstickbandit says:
Not to be labeled a “hater” but im not understanding the business aspect of their relationship….does he mean them appearing at clubs is the business side?
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It has to mean that. Have you seen him in any straight to DVD movies she produces?
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No, I haven’t seen him in any LOL. I guess he means they make money from club appearances and photos? Everytime I see Viv I think of her shaking her tail on stage with 50 Cent and Daisy Dukes..and it all went downhill from there. Po’ thang!
If this was anybody else…I think this post would have had an ENTIRELY different tone.
And don’t pimps and hos have business/pleasure relationships too? Just askin’.
21 cheeks8683 says:
WOW!!!! She stepped in like…”I told u not to speak while I’m not present”
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They are entertaining as a couple because neither has enough sense to buy a vowel to solve the puzzle. This relationship is not going to make it.
i never heard of him either, he’s only “relevant” in atl i guess
I’m trying to figure out why anyone would really be shocked seriously
I see this engagement ending VERY soon….
HEY EVERYONE,
I CANT BELIEVE REGISTRATION WAS OPEN. I HAVE BEEN LURKER FOR A WHILE!!!
If this was anybody else…I think this post would have had an ENTIRELY different tone.
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i think that goes w/o saying
I still want to see what is up under that HAT!!!
Sandra can you please post a picture of what’s up under that hat of his….
what happened on the video?
i never heard of him either, he’s only “relevant” in atl i guess
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I think he used to be a club promoter and ran Pure Entertainment or something of the sorts. He wasn’t broke I don’t think. He was making a little loot from doing that probably. He was known in club land cause all the groupies knew him and would try to holler.
@Dymond wassup…Good to see you
@SANDRA ROSE
“Is he wrong for being honest? It would be wrong only if Vivica wasn’t aware that money is the main motivation behind her relationship with a much younger man. She would be in denial otherwise. Any time an older woman is turned on by the advances of a younger man, it’s going to be an expensive proposition.”
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Them dollas Vivica is giving you is a wise investment on her part!
Next you’ll be talkin bout how she turned down acting roles because she enjoys “straight-to-the-garbage-bin” films!
A mess all the way around chile pls. ViV went down hill after that 50 Mess. She just turn to a ANYTHING CHICK. And I use to love her.
lipstickbandit says: And the Dr. Dre song in the background was a nice touch…the “we don’t love them h*es” really classed the video up.
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that ish was funny as hell.
Her whole look screams trying to hard. And that face whats really going on here, i need answers
Soooooooo, enough of Slim and Viv. What’s the topic for today?
Yay!! My first post on Sandra Rose, lol. After watching the clip, I just hear the immaturity in his voice. She gave him that look like I give my husband sometimes like, “He’s going to grow out of this right?”. I hope that it really is love and that he will quickly grow up and Vivica will have the patience to wait if he does grow up and the discernment to know if he won’t and LEAVE. **Nothing like an unhappy woman**
candibfly says:
i never heard of him either, he’s only “relevant” in atl i guess
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well i’m always in the A and i never heard of him…
well i don’t think he’s broke, but he’s not a “celeb” like some folks *side eye* want us to believe.
free says:
lipstickbandit says: And the Dr. Dre song in the background was a nice touch…the “we don’t love them h*es” really classed the video up.
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that ish was funny as hell.
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Wasn’t it though. I was rolling when they played the clip to that song lmao.
@ bluphi
when u made that statement earlier i thought about all the hoes that stand up and testify at church on Sunday morning after they just got off the pole Saturday night!!!! that is the first statement out of their mouths i bet Jesus be like GIRL STOP!!!
lipstickbandit says:
We’re about to get engaged….I thought they were already engaged? And when he said “it’s a business” Did Viv make that face intentionally or is her face stuck like that? And the Dr. Dre song in the background was a nice touch…the “we don’t love them h*es” really classed the video up
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. And I hate the phrase “We’re about to get engaged”….
I lost all respect for Vivica when she decided to drop it like it was hot on the MTV Video Awards with Lil Jon performing “Get Low” in the background…Really Viv? Really?
sweetdiva says:
ViV went down hill after that 50 Mess.
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rolled down face first
lexdiamonz says:
@ bluphi
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO….
when u made that statement earlier i thought about all the hoes that stand up and testify at church on Sunday morning after they just got off the pole Saturday night!!!! that is the first statement out of their mouths i bet Jesus be like GIRL STOP!!!
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Every time Imma bout to curse my class out, I say that
@ cheeks8683
You’ve got to be kidding? When was this?
cheeks8683 says:
I lost all respect for Vivica when she decided to drop it like it was hot on the MTV Video Awards with Lil Jon performing “Get Low” in the background…Really Viv? Really?
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She shole did didn’t she….I had forgotten all about that. She knew better than that. SMDH
(looks for a switch to spank Man)…..
cheeks8683 says:
I lost all respect for Vivica when she decided to drop it like it was hot on the MTV Video Awards with Lil Jon performing “Get Low” in the background…Really Viv? Really?
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i remember that chit
MOANIN DYMOND!!!!!
I cannot with that pic again of Viv looking like a blow-up doll. Just frozen in place and mannequin like.
HARLEM
@Cheeks: And her dazzy dukes had the nerve to be loose in the back!!!
manuel, youve got mail.
bnatural says:
I still want to see what is up under that HAT!!!
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No you don’t. LOL.
@kingston: I see you too!!!
GOOD MORNING SR FAM
I HOPE AND PRAY AUNTIE DON’T POST NO RIRI PICS TODAY 
PLEASE AUNTIE DON’T DO IT
sup brown and K-Dubb
@MZ.LADY
HOW U FEELING MAMAS??? **HANDS U A BREAKFAST SAMMI WITH SOME O.J**
Laker!!!
And her head and neck looks like one of them dolls lil girls get to practice doing hair and shat.Yall know the kind. That only go past the shoulders, then it get flat round the bottom… so it can sit on the table. Be looking like an art bust.
“…especially with an older woman…”
“They don’t make ’em like you know more..”
“It’s a business as well as a loving relationship…”
-SLIMM
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This nigga is a straight Casanova round dis bytch! All smoove wit it and chit.
I was waitin on him to say how much he charge a nigga for one night with “Vivacious.”
I don’t see a problem with him saying it’s a business as well as a loving relationship.
Ohhhh @Brown did a name change on me…
I’m good laker
LAKER!!!!!!!!
good morning love
Morning laker
Did you checkout the post on Nelly?
@Laker wassuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
yvonne!!!!
morning sweetie
what was u taking applications for this morning?
STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS THAT GOAT? WHERE OH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? Talk about a blast from the past….
@Cheeks: And her dazzy dukes had the nerve to be loose in the back!!
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They sure where…all baggy and ish smh
@ Secret is was back when Get Low was the College National Anthem…I wanna say the 2007 VMA’s, its prolly on youtube…When 50 cent had her on a leash, he put it on her and she lost her mind…I guess in the bedroom he was saying ish like “U dont look a day over 20 and ish” she started believing it…
:offtpoic:
Did anyone catch Housewives of Miami and if so, DID YOU SEE MARYSOL’S MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!?!
YSO I THOUGHT OF YOU BECAUSE THAT BROAD IS SCARY LIKE THE CAT LADY
@LIPSTICK
“lipstickbandit says: And the Dr. Dre song in the background was a nice touch…the “we don’t love them h*es” really classed the video up.
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that ish was funny as hell.
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Wasn’t it though. I was rolling when they played the clip to that song lmao.”
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That song was the icing on the cake. They coulda went with 50 Cent’s “P.I.M.P.” too!
What up Dymond, Blu, Lipstick, Kingstonn, Secret, KDub, Therapist, and errybody else!!
Every since Fiddy, that child ain’t been right in the head.
*correction 2004 VMA’s
@Mrsloveleigh
You don’t like what she’s working with?
Why does T M Z have new post-beatdown photos of Rihanna in honor of the restraining order being lifted?
And when is Sandra gonna post them here?
@Dymond: A “replacement” for the dude I just fired….
Hey everyone.
LOLITA, birthday time baby!!!!
@DYMOND
GOOD MORNTING DARLIING LETS START THE A.M HOT AND READY!!
<<<HEADNOD
@MR.SEXY HEY THERE
@THRUTH
@YVONNE WHAT FUKERY WE GETN INTO TODAY???
Can we get a post about what Kanye said on twitter? I don’t think he was lying but ummmm…his words may have not been the best.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
:offtpoic:
Did anyone catch Housewives of Miami and if so, DID YOU SEE MARYSOL’S MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!?!
YSO I THOUGHT OF YOU BECAUSE THAT BROAD IS SCARY LIKE THE CAT LADY
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I just watched it this morning and I was smh everytime she was on screen. That bish face is beat…..the fluck up!!
STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS THAT GOAT? WHERE OH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? Talk about a blast from the past….
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MY BRUDDER!
(runs and tackles @Goat and hugs his neck til he cain’t BREEVE)
@LAKER
I see we were thinking the same thing just now.
Dymond, i saw ur shout out in another post. How u dewn puddn
i cant stand u
@ alex
Laker
from the club!!
So, you just gon show up to work late and not even speak to the owner?!?
Man
I see nothin has changed with you!
LEAPY EARS
5 MO DAYS!
I’m goin to get my tiara this weekend
@DYMOND
@ MAN
”
i cant stand u
”
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Wuh?
@BNatural
You might as well tell us what he said.
Hey Alex
@ALEX SORRY BIG DADDY BUT LIL ALEX WAS
ALL LAST NIGHT AND BISH TOOTH WAS HURTING TOO SO I OVER SLEPT I CALLED @YALLLOCOZ TO TELL HER I WAS GON BE LATE 
<<<GOOD SKRIPER
DYMMMOOONNNNDDDD
LAKER
I truly forgot about Viv actin a plum fool on the VMA’s damn shame
@YSO WE KNOW HOW AUNTIE ROLL SHE POST THEM FUKD UP PICS IN 5…4…3…2
Why do people find the need to tell others how their sex life is? Or am I just jealous cuz Im not getting any lol.
My boss must dont understand that i drank my last round at 4am im just here to sit here and say i made it. Not for a bytch to be coming to my desk 99 times askn me shyt:mad:
@HARLEM HEY MAMI
<<<ontheboobs
@ Yvonne
is it the dude you went on that trip with?
@ LAKER
@ Cfree im doin great!!!
***pops it hard for cfree**
@TRUTH NELLY POST HOLD THE FUK UP
BRB
I think you’re jealous
When was the last time you got some?
How was it?
Male,female, both?
*hops in laker’s lap and hands her one of my fav books ‘zane sex chronicles 1’* read to me!
*adjusts halo*
anybody seen AL? i got something to tell him
LAKER, Dymond, and last but definitely not least HARLEM *Jim Jones Voice* “Seventh, Lennox and What about the East East Side.”
@Laker
Yall was fired yesterday for behavior detrimental to the company. I changed the locks and we are going to Judge Mathis.
I hope the little one is feeling better and you were not supposed to tell anyone the baby was mine.
*waitsa for CFREE to acknowledge my presence*
ALEX Whats good Fam!!!!!
@bruhman can i see u for a sec over here? we need to discuss our latest volunteering activity.
wow auntie viv is looking real ventriloquist looking!!
Alex says:
What up Dymond, Blu, Lipstick, Kingstonn, Secret, KDub, Therapist, and errybody else!!
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wassupppppppppppppp A….
LOL @ yvonne79 stopping the presses. I haven’t posted in a long time, but I’ve been doing pretty good, just working and paying bills.
@KDub….I can’t breeve…LMAO!!!! What’s going on K? Hope all is well.
BROWNSUG, u have been acknowledged in a previous post. Much Luv
What up CFree!! *hands you a couple of aspirin and a curtain so no one will see you*
@Bruh
It’s all good. I set up an early exercise session for you and Candi in the other post. Thought yall could use an early start. *Hopes he realizes that as Candi’s BFF, I also set up these meetings with other folk*
WHAT does she have on?!
She would be so fly if she would get out of her 2nd child hood and dress a lil age appropriate.
You can be tasteful and sexy.
Im 28 and I wouldn’t even go outside in that.
Grab a nice tailored suit and a lace cami to play it up or something Viv. Stop poking it all out like ur gonna miss something if ur not showing the world your clevage!
hey bruh
morning cutie
welcome redgurl
KDub says:
STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS THAT GOAT? WHERE OH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? Talk about a blast from the past….
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MY BRUDDER!
(runs and tackles @Goat and hugs his neck til he cain’t BREEVE)
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GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps on top of Kdub and Goat*
@Dymond: Yes ma’am!!!
BRUH Owww “we blowin smoke out the window while we g ride” my chit whats poppin sir?
O yea DYMONd, i seent you pop that thang
candibfly says:
@bruhman can i see u for a sec over here? we need to discuss our latest volunteering activity.
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How can I be of Service?
@KDub….I can’t breeve…LMAO!!!! What’s going on K? Hope all is well.
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(Lets neck go) and yells…cause I am loud and def….and a lil bit ignant…
“I AM GOOOOOOOOOOD”
Does the “Jason Pitts” dance….
Viv been on young wood since way back in the day when she was “engaged” to that dude named 6’9 or some junk like that…
SN: Has anyone seen her new wig line? I think its called the Marla Gibbs/Flordia Evans hair pieces or something like that.
Lastly, Slimm or Otis whatever is government name is right, old trout is the best trout…
@Brown: Interesting questions indeed…..
(lays in bed with you while we await a response)
MissHarlem says:
BRUH Owww “we blowin smoke out the window while we g ride” my chit whats poppin sir?
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Ish Wavy over here love!!!! but that was my favorite Jones Album
Dawn I thought she was married to 6’9
Who Lookin for me?
Where you from how you make your money
male female
kids?
crazy/sane
fav celeb
fav sr member
Why did you choose SR
Tell us one thing you know about SR Inc.
Heyyyy
Mr.BluPhi
Dawn says:
SN: Has anyone seen her new wig line? I think its called the Marla Gibbs/Flordia Evans hair pieces or something like that.
February 24, 2011 at 11:18 am
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Interesting questions indeed…..
(lays in bed with you while we await a response)
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**Snuggles between Yvonne and Brown**
@ALEX
@CANDI
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@TRUTH NELLY POST HOLD THE FUK UP BRB
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Yeah Sandra put it up yesterday…
@Dawn
Go right on back out the door!! 
ALBoy says:
Who Lookin for me?
REDGUHL
Where you from how you make your money
male female
kids?
crazy/sane
fav celeb
fav sr member
Why did you choose SR
Tell us one thing you know about SR Inc
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Nice one. Straight to the point
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Interesting questions indeed…..
(lays in bed with you while we await a response)
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**Snuggles between Yvonne and Brown**
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*pulls out machete to remove the rest of Manchild’s 3.5 inches*
@BRUH
So when they break up we’ll see how salty she is of this “business partnership”…..No hate here,but this “union” is one-sided and Viv can’t see past her forehead to notice the ride she’s being taken on..
BRUH that was my fav too. *wraps myself in my I
Harlem snuggie*
Dawn says:
Viv been on young wood since way back in the day when she was “engaged” to that dude named 6?9 or some junk like that…
SN: Has anyone seen her new wig line? I think its called the Marla Gibbs/Flordia Evans hair pieces or something like that.
Lastly, Slimm or Otis whatever is government name is right, old trout is the best trout…
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*falls on the ground crying* the time has finally come, its bbq quesadilla day!
*rushes out so i can be first in line* #judgeifumust
Dawn I thought she was married to 6?9
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I asked Sandra to do a “Life After Viv” spotlight post on that cat.
Know she scared him away by taking that wig off at night. Hanging it on the back of the baffroom door. She prolly took that bish off right before Slimm got up there and was like…
“HAIL NAWLL this shyt is STRICK-LY BIDNESS…and maybe a lil more…AFTER she puts that wig back on…and only on Tuesday and Thursday after 10”
Thetruth32 says:
Morning laker
Did you checkout the post on Nelly?
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*that was not me acting up in that post* #teaminnocent
Alex
good lookn out
phrozen are u this ratchet offline?
@Luscious: Now, now…..no need to fight!
(snatches machete away)
Y’all can share me cuz I’s sangle now!!!
candibfly says:
phrozen are u this ratchet offline?
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SR is just our alter egos.
@BROWN
“Interesting questions indeed…..
(lays in bed with you while we await a response)
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**Snuggles between Yvonne and Brown**
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*pulls out machete to remove the rest of Manchild’s 3.5 inches*”
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Miss H whats good baby?
@ Dymond SOmebody said you were looking for me Hea I Go! <—-Mystkal Voice
@Candi
LMFAO!
@Candi: I thought I was the only person who rejoiced when it’s time to eat….
@Alex I’m “nicer” on SR
@YVONNE
“I thought I was the only person who rejoiced when it’s time to eat…. ”
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I do too!
Manchild I’m not a
I just simply dont like you or care to be in bed with you
SR is just our alter egos.
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Sadly @Alex hun I really ill crazy and talk about folks in public and will embarrass you by doing it.
I got issues.
(hangs head in shame and walks off…)
@KDUB
“SR is just our alter egos.
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Sadly @Alex hun I really ill crazy and talk about folks in public and will embarrass you by doing it.
I got issues. (hangs head in shame and walks off…)”
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I’m the same gentleman offline as well.
KDub says:
SR is just our alter egos.
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Sadly @Alex hun I really ill crazy and talk about folks in public and will embarrass you by doing it.
I got issues. (hangs head in shame and walks off…)
why am i not surprised
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@KDub: We love you just the way you are. Issues and all!
Or could be that crazy folks recognize one another?? Hmmmm…..
@KWall It’s cool, I’m good for the real life “reality checks”…*pulls out window to clean my glass windows,glass roof,and glass floors*
@Candi …do you start doing the “cabbage patch” dance when you get yo food??
@ KDub
Awwww, you dont have issues. Us, crazy folks needs to hang together. The so called sane folks have issues, not us.
I am reserved on SR as well
Real me Now thats a Fool
@Phro….Since u didn’t see my last post to u last night
<—–She still wants to know if you can help her find the thong she put on last wk that got lost? <—-seehowihookeduup
IM THE SAME SWEET CARING LOVING QUIET POLITE PERSON I AM HERE IN REAL LIFE
<<<wouldthisfacelie?? 
@prynsexxx….Hi Miss Prynsexxx, what’s been up with you?
windex*
@LADIES
How many of yall have had, or WOULD have a “business relationship?”
**save your lies, be honest**
@Alex I’d leave her ass in the woods somewhere, when they found her that bish legs would look like Tara Reid….#NaturalLIPO
@ !*LaKErCHiC@*!
So am I.
But you know what they say about those types 
Moanin!!
Roll-call, bishes!!!
-Mannie
-Laker
-Kwall
-Brown (How are you doing? Is everything fixed now? You’re still with us, right?)
-Al
-Ace
-MissHarlem
-Candi
-Kingston
-Yso & Yvonne (again! LOL!)
-Phro
-Cfree
-Alex
-Truth
-Secret
-Bruh
-Dawn
-Blu
-Leapyear
-Cheeks
-Dymond
-Lipstick
-Anna
-BNatural
-Jeff
Did I miss anybody?!
@Topic: This made me gag a little in my mouth. Viv is finna staright get played by this young predator… SMH.
@GOAT U NEW??? IF SO
IF NOT WHO THE FUK IS U AND WHY U CHANGE UR NAME 
KDub says:
Dawn I thought she was married to 6?9
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I asked Sandra to do a “Life After Viv” spotlight post on that cat.
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Sadly I haven’t given two chits about the actress formly known as the son of chico dusty aka vivica Jackson aka Vivian Thickpen aka Viv 9… since she played in that tv show “Out all Night” w/ Morris Chestnut…
I do remember when she went by meineke that time and got all them new plastic parts for her car… I mean body before that awards show when she was dating 50 pieces…
@SASO
I’s here!!
Dont pull tha thang out unless u plan to bang
bombs ova baghdad
@Phro
but she might eat her own legs 
Awe…shucks yall
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@YVONNE
“I thought I was the only person who rejoiced when it’s time to eat…. ”
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I do too!
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OH REALLY??????
STILLSASSYN
@ StillASassyOne
Good Morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@BROWN
““I thought I was the only person who rejoiced when it’s time to eat…. ”
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I do too!
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OH REALLY??????”
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@LADIES
How many of yall have had, or WOULD have a “business relationship?”
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With 4 days until the 1st, plenty of them will have business relationships as the rent is due soon… and they done spent all they refuund checks on lacefronts, shoes, colored contacts, and iphones…
Sassy I have to have more surgery but I’m good for now
Brown, S’up pimpin?
I just saw the “new” pics of Rihanna’s beatdown on Harvey’s site and well….I really wish they would stop reposting those photos. They’re going to make that chick suicidal if they don’t stop!
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I don’t know…there are some differences in the two photos…I don’t know…her ears looks different to me…
@Saso
@Alex GOOD!
Still A Sassy One is Still a Classy One!!!!!!
Where you from : NAPERVILLE, IL
GOING ON IN HERE!!
how you make your money : IN PRISON
male female : FEMALE
kids? NO
crazy/sane:DEPENDS ON THE DAY!
fav celeb: I CRUSH TREY SONGZ
fav sr member : EVERYONE CRAZY FUNNY
Why did you choose SR: B/C THERE IS ALWAYS A
Tell us one thing you know about SR Inc: SR DOESN’T PLAY & SHE IS EXTREMELY SARCASTIC #ILIKEIT #ILIKEIT
Manchild your stock may have moved up slightly which is good considerin you were in the negative
@DAWN
“How many of yall have had, or WOULD have a “business relationship?”
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With 4 days until the 1st, plenty of them will have business relationships as the rent is due soon… and they done spent all they refuund checks on lacefronts, shoes, colored contacts, and iphones…”
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Yeah, nigga be gettin them “end of the month calls” and chit.
StillASassyOne, I like the dress in your gravi.
My boss must dont understand that i drank my last round at 4am,
CFREE, you sound like my type of chick
LOL!!!!!
Delicious Dawn
what it do
@ StillASassyOne WASUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Hey StillASassyOne! I’m good how are u? I saw ur comment on the other post. Now I know who to call when I need ideas to get back at someone lol
@ redgurlasu
@REDGURLARSU
Where you from : NAPERVILLE, IL
how you make your money : IN PRISON
male female : FEMALE
kids? NO
crazy/sane:DEPENDS ON THE DAY!
fav celeb: I CRUSH TREY SONGZ
fav sr member : EVERYONE CRAZY FUNNY
Why did you choose SR: B/C THERE IS ALWAYS A GOING ON IN HERE!!
Tell us one thing you know about SR Inc: SR DOESN’T PLAY & SHE IS EXTREMELY SARCASTIC #ILIKEIT #ILIKEIT
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Have you remitted your required azzshot for review yet?
@Lakerchic…..Nah I’m not new, just haven’t posted in ages, I lurk from time to time. Thanks for the Welcome though. I haven’t changed my name, not that I know of( I thought my s/n was b_goat76 though, so maybe it did change but I didn’t do it..)
ALBOY hey hun how are you
PHRO cuz whats up
I am very reserved on this site but crazy knows crazy
Lakeshow Dawn whats up ladies?
*sits in the corner with lunch*
chall talm bout?
Miss H been missing PTI Here lately but Im good
I can’t see the video
Vivica probably doesn’t have that much money for him to get anyway. If she wants a younger guy she should get one that makes around the same amount so she won’t have to worry about if he’s a gold-digger (the same applies to men). Maybe what he said is being taken out of context.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DAWN
“How many of yall have had, or WOULD have a “business relationship?”
_______
With 4 days until the 1st, plenty of them will have business relationships as the rent is due soon… and they done spent all they refuund checks on lacefronts, shoes, colored contacts, and iphones…”
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Yeah, nigga be gettin them “end of the month calls” and chit.
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It has to be tough living off men… knowing you have to be available 24-7 just so you can make your rent, car note, etc… same goes for “escorts”, Masseuses (cough..if you don’t have a License, a table in your living room, 2 candles and an ad in craigslist don’t make you a masseuse…)
@ YVONNE glad u got rid of that selfish dude anyway…now we gotta find u an e-boo
Sup YSO, DAWN, PHROZEN
Candi bring me a quesadilla back!!!
@ AL i was looking for you…your boo (ms s diva) commented yesterday…you need to try and get her email
And I saw the pics of Rihanna too… boy its about to bash Brown all over again. SMH
Can someone please find Chris Brown’s mug shot??
i hate when someone is like oooh ur lunch looks good. umm i know that’s why i bought it now back up and stop breathing near it!
Sassy!!!!
LEAPYEARS, u know the sayn “go hard or go home” i stay especially when drinks are on everybody else
Wow!!!! Just saw the new Rihanna photos. Chris better be glad they did not come out after it happend. They got the spotlight on her and ish…Hmmmmm, Chris has actually made a comeback and was on SNL a couple weeks ago, seems mighty convenient that they come out with the new ish
SASO hey there now hope you have some more air in your lungs after that roll call
good job 
Candi u be dead seris bout that lunch box huh
Hey Alboy, how they hanging?
SN: YOU bet not say short, shriveled up, and to the left…
@Dymond
@Harlem
So nobody gon comment on Red Gul makin her money in prison, nobosy gon ask if she’s in prison or works for a prison?!?!?!?!?!
Why do we need more of these pics? Geesh, let the shyt go!!!
Morning yall?
*glares at SASO*
Where are the new Rihanna pics?
@ Mr.BluPhi
I have been looking. Even with my special skills with the computer, even I havent been able to retrieve it.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
So nobody gon comment on Red Gul makin her money in prison, nobosy gon ask if she’s in prison or works for a prison?!?!?!?!?!
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I was waiting on someone else to ask.
cheeks8683 says:
Wow!!!! Just saw the new Rihanna photos. Chris better be glad they did not come out after it happend. They got the spotlight on her and ish…Hmmmmm, Chris has actually made a comeback and was on SNL a couple weeks ago, seems mighty convenient that they come out with the new ish
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Exactly, these pics are like 2 years old… thats pretty damn coincidental
CFREE, I feel you ma…as long as you refrain from trying to get an assessments on people’s height when you are “in the zone” we good…LOL
#stillsaltyabouttheChrisBrownheightissue :lolol:
call em out Brown!
@BROWN
“So nobody gon comment on Red Gul makin her money in prison, nobosy gon ask if she’s in prison or works for a prison?!?!?!?!?!”
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Oh chit, is it a female prison??? That’s all I want to know!
Hey Dimpz
cfree after i spent my hard earnt money on it! i’m really eatin like a pre-schooler right now, rice all on my desk and biting off too big of a chunk
@ Dymond why yall didnt email me about my boo
I thought we was better than that
SOLOOOOOOOOO where you at baby I got something for you
<– 
MAN-
Have you remitted your required azzshot for review yet?
I HAVEN’T YET, I AM WAITING ON MY CONNECT FOR MY 3RD SESSION OF BUTT SHOTS, BUT AS SOON AS SHE FILL ME UP, I WILL SUBMIT THOSE ASAP.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
So nobody gon comment on Red Gul makin her money in prison, nobody gon ask if she’s in prison or works for a prison?!?!?!?!?!
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LMFAOOOOOOO
DIMPZ!!!!!!!!!
***runs to dimpz’, execute 6 perfect cartwheels and a front flip onto her shoulders***
my boo, my boo, my boooooooooooooooooooooo
@ Alex uh-oh so fresh and so clean
@candi – I wit ya on the lunch lurkers. I got jamaican today and the fool that dares to even try & approach this cubicle will catch
unless he just rebeat her up yesterday or something ion wanna see the pics, shyt is old news *extreme eye roll whilst chewing like a cow*
@RED
“I HAVEN’T YET, I AM WAITING ON MY CONNECT FOR MY 3RD SESSION OF BUTT SHOTS, BUT AS SOON AS SHE FILL ME UP, I WILL SUBMIT THOSE ASAP.”
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I got know someone that can hook you up. Even do it convienantly in your own home/hotel room.
Hey Dymond…
candibfly says:
cfree after i spent my hard earnt <——-No ma'am…. not earnt….
oooh jazi what u got? jerk chicken? rice and peas? *drooling*
*hands candi a margarita to wash down the quesadillas* #cantletmybffchoke
Alex!
*looks up and all I see is a$$* Hey Dymond!
*hands redgurl a friendship contract* look that over :wave:
@Candi got me ready for lunch….but I only get 25 mins and I refuse to eat the cafeteria food. SMDH
leapyears, y u brangN up old chit
@ Fuzzy Boo
@Dymond
I do it all for you. 
SOOOOOO
RED GUL
are you an inmate?
If so what for?
How much time you get?
Have you been turned out or turned anyone else out???????
candibfly says:
unless he just rebeat her up yesterday or something ion wanna see the pics, shyt is old news *extreme eye roll whilst chewing like a cow*
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Clearly awaiting the new Rhi Rhi post as well I know Ms. Sandra got it coming as we speak
@Brown I chose to ignore the Elephant in the room
LOL!
hellllllloooooooooooooo jazi
@ AL next time boo, i got you
MS SOLO DIVA IF YOU ARE LURKIN CAN YOU PLEASE LOG IN AND HOLLA AT YA BOY AL…HE BEEN TRYING TO HOLLA AT YOU SINCE 2010 THANX IN ADVANCE
alex i hope u made it virgin (like me), u know i don’t drink the devil’s brew *pours some patron from my flask in it*
@Brown
Those pics from 2009 on Rihanna is so inappropiate for it to be posted now. Leave well enough alone.
PHRO is it time for your jumpoff’s trending topic again *rubs hands*
@Dymond Noooooooooooooooo
I WORK IN A PRISON.
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS
YOUR KIDS AND 
FOR TODAY’S YOUTH.
PHRO
did i tell you how much I missed you while I was off
@Harlem
candibfly says:
oooh jazi what u got? jerk chicken? rice and peas? *drooling*
Jerk chicken (eyes watering) cabbage green beans & plantain..tk tk tk
Lookin Clean Alex
Why are they showing the Rhianna pic again? If she has moved on why can we?
@Brown I missed you too, how you feeling babes?!
@redgurl I watch “Beyond scared straight” and “Lockup RAW” I’m happy to say I’m now celibate…I don’t want whores for daughters, and criminals or victims for sons!!
Speaking of the elephant in the room
So, this chick I met last yr who got locked up 2 months after we met is out on the streets again. So she sends me a msg on fb last night talmbout I can’t help but wonder if your statuses are about me. Bish, I haven’t seent or talked to your azz since I saw you on a video monitor in jail 9 months ago….I ain’t thankin bout you!!!!
#identitytheftmyazz
ALBOY I do miss PTI here
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
SOOOOOO
RED GUL
are you an inmate?
If so what for?
How much time you get?
Have you been turned out or turned anyone else out???????
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Wait, we got a Kat Stacks in here? This Red Gul she in here on her smuggled cell phone?
Do I need to hide my purse?
My cornbread?
My virginity?
My nuts? <- honey roasted cashews…………………..
@ REDGUHL are you in Prison? Why? do you have wifi in your cell? or is there a computer room that you use?
yes HARLEM i am anxiously awaiting those trending topics
what phro?…AL is my ehomie and im tired of her acting all funny, bougie and chit
Thanks Bruh!!
so fresh and so clean clean #humble
Just popped in to say that @Man ain’t shyt!!!!!! You are so obvious sometimes! Have a great day
Hey all
Bye all 
@JAZI65 THAT SOUNDS SOOO FUKN GOOD MY MOUTH DROOLING
AND HUNGRY!!
redgurlasu says:
I WORK IN A PRISON.
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As in you make shanks, License paltes and chit?
You taking cookies? Somebody took your cookies?
@Alex
@ALBoy #267
@PEACH
“Just popped in to say that @Man ain’t shyt!!!!!! You are so obvious sometimes! Have a great day”
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WHAT THE HAIL ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?
beyond scared straight ain’t the same w/o diabla
Dawn says:
redgurlasu says:
I WORK IN A PRISON.
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As in you make shanks, License paltes and chit?
You taking cookies? Somebody took your cookies?
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I GUESS CFREE’S AZZ JUST DONT SEE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Dymond
@Dawn take yo ass home, beat your kids, slap your moms, and beat up the mailman ANYTHING but type anymore!!!!
Cute pic @ Alex
So, um, ain’t nobody gone tell me where I can see the Rih pics? *pops gum, puts hand on hip*
DAWN
that’s whay I love you
@Candi
I know you like to add your own “juice” to it.
Alex says:
@Dymond
I do it all for you.
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@ MZ D come wit me Ill show you <—- helpful
@Candi I’ve been hoping to catch a “glimpse” of her…No luck tho… #Godknowsbest
@Dimpz
Starts with T
Ends in Z
candibfly says:
beyond scared straight ain’t the same w/o diabla
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She/he/it made me moist… it was the tatted beard…and the possible dil-do made of dental floss and old bread
PHRO
I’m countin the hrs down til IO can go home and take some pain meds!
it’s on 11 here
@ MAN
WHAT SHE CHARGING???
HEY, CANDIBFLY
DYMOND nah I am goin to let PHRO’s jumpoff chillax for now however all I need is a lil push *evil laugh*
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
DAWN
that’s whay I love you
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No if you don’t kno wwhat my face looks like
@Brown I feel you..
@Dawn
I hate you I swear it!!!
@Harlem LOL!
glides in on my SR Parachute and pops coochay 33 times… HEY ERRYBODY
HEY BRUHMAN *batslashes Thanks for the compliment yesterday…your so gracious
MAN…GETCHO OUTTA HERE..JUST GET!
Be back in a few for roll call and molesting
dawn i think u know where to go
MAN…….GETCHO AZZ….GETCHO AZZ…..GET YO SHYT..GET YO SHYT AND GET OUT
Dawn says:
pray for dawn yall
candibfly says:
beyond scared straight ain’t the same w/o diabla
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She/he/it made me moist… it was the tatted beard…and the possible dil-do made of dental floss and old bread
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@Laker – my mouth is so numb from the chicken I can’t taste the plantain
The rih rih pics are gonna refuel an already burned out topic.
#Leavethosekidsalone
@ Alex…………I always told ppl that shyt looked worse after the initial swelling.
I’ll keep my personal thoughts to myself though
BROWNSUGA, i done spoke to yo arse like many of times done smooched u and er’thang. Stay focused
I’m sooooo hongry right now…….
*punks clock into saying it’s lunch time*
Food around the corner,
food around the corner,
food around the corner for meeeeeeeeeee…..
I love you all
CHa CHa!!!
***matches cha cha and pops it 33 times for her***
@Dawn
Can you leave your brain behind so it can be studied? 
@ChaCha
@Dymond The world does’nt produce enough prayers OR holy water for that woman!! She is certifiably #Ratchet!!
@Dawn
My love, would kindly JUST LOG THE FLUCK OFF?
Please and thanks for your cooperation in this matter in an effort to save what is left of my sanity.*
*Take Phro’s azz with you when you go.
Alex says:
Speaking of the elephant in the room
So, this chick I met last yr who got locked up 2 months after we met is out on the streets again. So she sends me a msg on fb last night talmbout I can’t help but wonder if your statuses are about me. Bish, I haven’t seent or talked to your azz since I saw you on a video monitor in jail 9 months ago….I ain’t thankin bout you!!!!
#identitytheftmyazz
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@DAWN
“beyond scared straight ain’t the same w/o diabla
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She/he/it made me moist… it was the tatted beard…and the possible dil-do made of dental floss and old bread”
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So you sayin she giving out yeast infections?
u will find that i am
the leastnot crazy. i am the sweetest, kindest, finest, most humble and pure poster on SR@Dimpz
But then again, they still talk about O.J. I swear I saw the bronco chase on the news the other day. 
I just don’t understand why they just can’t leave well enough alone. We’re not still talking about Tila Tequila getting beat up.
Why yall keep putting me out???????????????????????????
Hey Chacha I’m going to lunch… I hope someone takes up for me while I’m gone………………
DO ANYONE WATCH 1000 WAYS TO DIE?
@Yso
*scurries up cha cha’s leg and plops in her lap so we can watch my fav movie ‘pochahotazz’*
Hey ChaCha
x’s 33
CHa CHA and yo dayum lucky #33 cooch poppN
leave chris and rhi rhi alone plus the illuminati has purchased those photos of chris mugshot therefore they will never be seen
candibfly says:
u will find that i am the least not crazy. i am the sweetest, kindest, finest, most humble and pure poster on SR
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Well what am I?
Dawn says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
DAWN
that’s whay I love you
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No if you don’t kno wwhat my face looks like
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Oh I know what your face looks like, I’ve done explicit things to it in my head over and over
But then again, they still talk about O.J. I swear I saw the bronco chase on the news the other day.
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that was man’s cousin junior u saw, he stole a pack of hamhocks from the local piggly wiggly down in LA
Secret says:
DO ANYONE WATCH 1000 WAYS TO DIE?
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No, but hell it can’t be worse than this flucking SR blog chat room Extravaganza
CHA CHELLA!! :hugs:
sorry CFREE I have drugs in my system
Well what am I?
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anything after me
#humble
@Candi
You wear the rosiest rose-colored glasses I have ever seen. :hugs:
*pops gum, glances at ‘do not interact with bc they been talm bout El list’, plays with my braids like janet jackson did in poetic justice in front of the mirror* mmm hmm yso
@Candi
So you’re not going to put me up there with u?
alex i thought it was implied
we are cut from the same cloth so naturally anything i say about me implies to u
Secret says:
DO ANYONE WATCH 1000 WAYS TO DIE?
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HECK YEAH ANNNNNNNNNNND I happen to catch the woman that killed herself cus her TITTAYS was too big…. Dumb as Hell!
Did anyone watch J’LO DOWN DIRTY SHAME azz on American Idol last night…that bish so fake
But I (sorta) apologized to you already by saying you are worth more than ALL the Propofol in MJ’s secret stash. Was that not enough for you??
(collapses in a heap of snot and tears clutching my BFF contract)
@Cha
I missed AI last night but I don’t like JHo, never have.
I love me some Steven Tyler though.
#JudgeIfYouMust
*lip quiver* i can’t stand to see u cry (well actually its a bit amusing cause it doesn’t seem like u’d show emotion but i digress)
i forgive u for speaking about the only man for me!
@ChaCha I saw it
i guess cha cha need some glasses cause she can’t see i spoke to her azz
OH GAWD WILL 4 HURRY UP AND COME!!!!!!!!
I CAN’T TAKE IT!
Hey Fam!!!
ChaCha says:
Secret says:
DO ANYONE WATCH 1000 WAYS TO DIE?
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HECK YEAH ANNNNNNNNNNND I happen to catch the woman that killed herself cus her TITTAYS was too big…. Dumb as Hell! <——
Did anyone watch J’LO DOWN DIRTY SHAME azz on American Idol last night…that bish so fake<————STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ONE WITH NO MUSICAL TALENT CAN JUDGE WHETHER OR NOT SOMEONE ELSE HAS IT.
what happen with jlo? i missed it last night.
*Pressing Fast forward on the Prono POCAHOTAZZ to where she slides down the pole and drops it like its hot!
My CANDI always picks the best releases *cuddles closer
HEY CFREE.. ever since you taught me how to twerk and pop my coochay I havent been able to stop…
YSOLO DOLO what up tho ma!
*KISSES BROWNS lips and smacks her on the azz for inspiration of course
HUMPS DYMOND all the way to the ground and smacks her big ol thang!
WHO I MISS…..IM IN A HUMPIN MOOD TODAY
HEY ALEX …you lookin sexual healing ‘ish in that gravi *wink
PHROOOOOOOOOO come mere….let me tell you how delighted I am to see yo face!
Dawn…HURRY up we got business in the KONA!
@Candi
#teamhumble
#teaminnocent
@Alex
Paula did it for nine years.
YSoSerious says:
I love me some Steven Tyler though.
#JudgeIfYouMust
Have you seen him walk…he knock kneed azz hail..
does he have a debilitating disease or something 
BUT I LUVS HIM TOO….
candibfly says:
unless he just rebeat her up yesterday or something ion wanna see the pics, shyt is old news *extreme eye roll whilst chewing like a cow*
________________
Exactly. Who cares about her?
@Candi
I don’t normally show that kind of emotion but your humble heart and innocent spirit brings it out in me. :hugs:
JLo was so fake I wanted to slap the tv screen..all upset because she had to tell a favorite that he wasn’t in the top 24..heffa you probably voted his azz off.
candibfly says:
i guess cha cha need some glasses cause she can’t see i spoke to her azz
CANDI BABY…see 349… mmhhmmm pass over your trifocals so I can clean them
CHACHA WHATS up baby laying my head back so i can get my face humped <—win-win situation
alex, i like your new gravi!
@Cha
And when I get that feeling, I want sexual healing. Sexual healing is good for me
Cha Cha Man is always willin to share his 3.5
i love steven tyler too. nig is gangsta….and a perv. i know he’s gettin much idol contestant poon! #pimp
@ ChaCha
I heard there was a woman on there that was so obsessed with her hands that she didnt want anything to happen to them. One day she felled down the stairs, she didnt want to use her hands to break her fall so she held them and instead broke her neck and died.
@cha cha my quadfocals could use a good dusting
@sandra
@yso that was so moving!
*dips the friendship contract in gold and secures it to my wall with gorilla glue*
I was so pulling for the little Justin Guarini lookin boy…He was so cute to me and he was talented but I guess he was to young whatever the fluckever!
I wanted to punch the shyt out of her Candi cus one of the contestants was giving her props and said she admired J LOW since her Fly Girl days and this bish wouldnt even get out of her chair to hug the girl that was crying and snotting over her 20 minutes of fame azz! My hubby was Hot about it
He had to have a drink he went on about her for like 10 minutes ..LOL He was like turn this shyt 
@Cha
I don’t know but I’d push his azz around like Wheelchair Jimmy if it should come to that.
@Sandra
Not you, obviously. If you ever really did.
<—Keeping it cute by drinking with my pinky in the air.
@YSo
two steps forward, i take 2 steps back. we come together cause opposites attract.
I’ll take Paula back any day.
but u ain’t have to keep the part about me chewing my lunch like a cow
Sandra Rose says:
candibfly says:
unless he just rebeat her up yesterday or something ion wanna see the pics, shyt is old news *extreme eye roll whilst chewing like a cow*
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Exactly. Who cares about her?
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exactly
@ChaCha
@Sandra
I know when I step outside it shall be flooded because not only did hell freeze over, it then thawed out… 
candibfly says:
i love steven tyler too. nig is gangsta….and a perv. i know he’s gettin much idol contestant poon! #pimp
Secret says:
@ ChaCha
I heard there was a woman on there that was so obsessed with her hands that she didnt want anything to happen to them. One day she felled down the stairs, she didnt want to use her hands to break her fall so she held them and instead broke her neck and died.
Girl you’re gone. baby girl you’re gone
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@ auntie
have you seen the new pictures of Rihanna’s beatdown?
SO CHACHA NO LAKER
@Secret @ChaCha @Alex That bish was DUMB!!!!!!!
@Kingstoon
She has and says she doesn’t care.
<—Pinky's still high
@Cha and Candi
I don’t wanna close my eyes. I don’t wanna fall asleep cause I’d miss you baby and I don’t wanna miss a thing.
Bish be crying at the end of Armageddon everytime
Walks in with a bag of goodies…. because I missed y’all so….
hello all!
Did domebody direct MzD to the pics or email them to her?
Thanks Kingstonn!!
@PSP
*in a deep voice like deebo from Friday*
i said ALEX I LIKE YOUR NEW GRAVI!
@yso
really? those chits are disturbing though..
el debarge baby tee and marriage proposal
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i know this is for me! *squeals with the force of a thousand hairless boar*
psp that’s my dawg!
Hey PSP
Yes, I directed her!! What u got for me?
i hereby retract comment 382.
Alex says:
@Cha and Candi
I don’t wanna close my eyes. I don’t wanna fall asleep cause I’d miss you baby and I don’t wanna miss a thing.
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Definitely one of my favorite AeroSmith songs of all time
Quick Question though is it wrong for a black male who grew up in the hood to like Grunge Music? I was an avid fan of Stone Temple Pilots and Pearl Jam when I was like 10 years old
@Kingstonn, Boo, Darling
But I had acknowledged what u said. 
*IN
cause PSP ALWAYS gotta bish back* 
HOw you beautiful?
Digs throught he bag my bad Alex…. it’s a nice pair of chucks for you that changes to whatever color you want them to be….
she says purple…
@ psp
Drake’s house keys
—————-
i’mma get those badboys gold plated & wear em round my neck.
***takes PSP’s blunt since she didnt bring me anything***
wassup PSP
what took u so long to get here?
psp is that chick for real! *swoons and faints*
bruhman u can like whatever music, ain’t no right or wrong
@Bruh
My lil cousin(grew up in the country, not the hood) stays up in a rock concert with skinny jeans on. So, it’s ok. Oh, I also love the song Steven did with Pink on her second album.
UMMMMMMMMMM MAFIOSA I did not see you… *paints your boobs with CHAMOY and motorboats the shyt outta you…YOU KNOW YOU MY TOP BISH LAKER
KINGSTONNNNNNNNN dont make me sharpen the Swiss army
THATS HOT!
@ ALEX… * In my best Paris Hilton voice
BROWN………I DONT WANT NO PARTS OF MANS 3.5 THATS JUST NASSSSTAY
PHRO… you just reminded me to cross yo name off as my potna on Dont forget the Lyrics
@Dymoind, fool that WAS for you…. :rollseyes: bishes aint never satisfied… hey MzD… I’m good just been working hard and I don’t know3 them people who log on after 6…
(Uncle Ruckus voice) don’t trust them new ninjas over there…
I think Vivica Fox is stone cold CRAZY AZZ ALL HELLZ!!
I wouldn’t hate on her for having a younger man but it just makes you look absolutely ridiculous when your 45 and trying to run around dressed like your 23. YOUR NOT 23!!! HELL YOU’RE NOT EVEN 33!!!
candibfly says:
psp is that chick for real! *swoons and faints*
bruhman u can like whatever music, ain’t no right or wrong
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I just love good music, I remember this one job I had in NY, where this girl I used to drive around she would only listen to Country and I was like some of these songs are great, I love some bluegrass, I love Gospel, and I love Journey’s old songs from back in the 80’s
@PSP
I’ll just take a Madame Tussauds replica of Kerry Washington, Kelly Rowland, Tika Sumpter, and Zoe Saldana. That’s not alot is it? 
I had the purple ones on yesterday.
@ bruh race doesnt dictate what type of music you have to like
variety is the spice of life 
i got a lot of hall and oates, carrie underwood, maroon 5 and various other caucasians on my ipod
#imakethebestmixtapes
@ bruh
i don’t even listen to hiphop & r&b that much, so no. there’s nothing wrong with that.
she say Hall & Oates?
girlllllll i love them!
@ Alex, yeah I have a counsin whose a Valley kid and thats all he listens to is rock, we call him “Carlton” and everytime I see him I think of that damn Tom Jones song that Carlton would dance to
A BruhMAN… As long you dont say you had Marilyn Manson pictures on your wall you GOOD boo..YOU GOOD! cus that muhfluckaz ill
*smacks teeth and pats hair ….PSP …WHAT YOU GOT FOR A GOOD WHOLESOME WIFE LIKE MYSELF
DIMPZ ……..OH I LOVE YOU SO
@Bruh
I like GOOD music no matter what genre. And I like Stone Temple Pilots too.
Black hole sun
Won’t you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won’t you come
Won’t you come..
@Dawn
Thanks Babes! I love me some Daffy & Daisy!!!
@Cheeks
You aint know?! I know a dozen ways to disable a nigga’s engine and not even leave a trace of evidence that I was there!
@Erybody else….um…I dance when I get food too….. *ashamed*
Dymond says:
@ bruh race doesnt dictate what type of music you have to like variety is the spice of life i got a lot of hall and oates, carrie underwood, maroon 5 and various other caucasians on my ipod
bish used to be in love with shania twain. i want to see maroon 5 in concert. 
I am in misery
#imakethebestmixtapes
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@Alex
I love rock! Die-hard fan of Kurt before he offed himself and that is also my favorite song on the Pink “Mizzunderstood” album (it’s called “Misery”) next to the “Dear Diary” one which was produced by my bish Linda Perry!!
#RocksOutWithMyCawkOut!
Dammit. That was Soundgarden not STP. But you got what I meant, right?
@bruh
i can see that image of carlton dancing now
it’s not unusual to be loved by anyone 
Dymond says:
@ bruh race doesnt dictate what type of music you have to like variety is the spice of life i got a lot of hall and oates, carrie underwood, maroon 5 and various other caucasians on my ipod
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I love Maroon 5, I keep some Robin Thicke on deck for my times I have company….
“Treat you like Twilight I’ll bite ya neck”
@Bruh. My ipod is full of schidt that you might not expect. But since I work in a hip hop club, hip hop dont get much play whenI’mnot there… when someone calls you out aboutit just say you are well rounded…
So…are we gonna stay in this here post until we break the bish or are we moving this party soon?
Didnt anybody see Guys old Geriatric azz poppin around the stage on the EBT HONORS
Teddy Riley was like FLUCK THAT..Im too old for that shyt 
BUT I CANT LIE I WAS SWANGIN 
Yso, I got you
I love the Eagle’s Hotel California thats my joint
@SASO
Tell me why does my heart make a fool of me. Seems it’s my destiny. For love to cause me misery
Cah Cha… (hands ChaChuzzle apice of papaer) Ol’ girl said call her becasue she needs to replace the chunky cousin who ain’t cutting it no more. Assistants should be as fly as the women they work for..
@ BRUH robin thicke dont count
@PSP
Kerry Washington NOT Keri Hilson 
*jumps out of my body and back in with joy from being noticed by Cha*
@ Bruh……..Am I the only one that thinks “Carlton’s dance” looks like the Dougie?
*still
I love SASO so much after last night* 
Dymond says:
@ BRUH robin thicke dont count
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Dymond says:
@ BRUH robin thicke dont count
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Yeah you right but I dont do Marilyn Manson NOPE!!!!
@ Bruh MAN…WHAAAAAT Robin Thicke goes HARD… Both albums
currently being played… I told my kids…Robin Thickes daddy is the one that does America’s Funniest Home Videos…my daughter was like “Mommmy the man singing is white” 
LOVES IT!
@ChaCha
@Bruh There is nothing wrong with you like “iron clad airplanes” do you bruh!
@ Bruh……..Am I the only one that thinks “Carlton’s dance” looks like the Dougie?
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I think the “Douglas” Takes some moves from the “Carlton”
@PSP
I didn’t see any gifts SPECIFICALLY for me but I grabbed a few of those get out of jail free cards.
I’m still waiting on you to
stalktalk Phro into an everlasting e-marriage.Hey everybody.
I’m
today at work. Just wanted to say hello.
@Bruh
When I was in band in high school all we played was stuff like the Beach Boys and Iron Butterfly.
I liked Marilyn Manson’s “Beautiful People”.
*In my Reffa voice* AND IT HURTS, LIKE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
ChaCha says:
@ Bruh MAN…WHAAAAAT Robin Thicke goes HARD… Both albums currently being played… I told my kids…Robin Thickes daddy is the one that does America’s Funniest Home Videos…my daughter was like “Mommmy the man singing is white” LOVES IT!
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Lets not forget “Growing Pain”
“Show me that Smile again, dont waste another minute on your crying.”
hey LLL
why u sick at work infecting all them other folks? do we work together cuz thats what these fools at my job do
@Yso
@ dimpz
i think i need to establish a 401k. will AARP help with that?
MzDimplez1123 says:
Yso didn’t grace me with her greetings this day. Where did I go wrong?!
*In my Reffa voice* AND IT HURTS, LIKE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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i feel u dimpz…i sopke too and SILENCE
Hey LLL. Hope ur feeling better soon!! You’re missing out on some ratchetnes….from others!!
and with that ill fvck with yall later
@ Bruh…………Alan Thicke also wrote and sang the opening song for Different Strokes.
*Pops Kingston on ass* STOP!
@Kingstonn
AARP????????
*Runs to Dymond, wraps legs around her waist for comfort*
Hey Phroz! *hits my Dougie/Carlton*
@Dymond…Honey no. I have been sentenced to my office, which I don’t mind and others are doning my extra duties ya heard me? LOL. I was sent home Tuesday, stayed home yesterday, came in today because they want a dr’s note after 3 days of being out and I know it’s just all these different colds and things going around. I’m just need to make it to 4 pm on tomorrow and I’ll have the weekend to rest.
I gotta be ready for my Houston trip next Friday. Nothing is gonna put me between me and seeing Janet…Nothing!!!!
@dimpz
We’ll get through it togethe!
Awww! It’ll be okay!
@Yso
I thought I was the only one who like that Marilyn Manson song…I actually loved the video too.
*wonders when MZD go recognize all this here*
HEY PSP
@ alex
don’t they help with retirement? shoot, idk.
my sister is going to see janet too. hope she can slip her my card. i want janet to be my friend and we go on lavish shopping trips and vacations (her treat)
@Dimpz
<—-Dougie
@Alex
I am too weak to do much else. But I need a good laugh. Get me up to speed. The edited version.
hm.
i got free tix to see her at the Rodeo next week too.
i gave them mofo’s away though. Janet isn’t my cuppa chamomile tea.
@MzD
I’se sorry!!!
(hops the Chicago 66 to Navy Pier to the Build-a-Bear store and makes 3 dozen double-D stuffed doe-eyed Bambi’s with “Chi-Town Sistas” sweaters)
Forgive me? :hugs:
Great Hot Ghetto Mess Batman, check out CHA CHA’s Gravi
Muh Dea said Hey yall she been watching yall
Hey fam
what we talkin bout?
wheres Kdub with reap?
recap*
@ SASO……Girl I already sent you an email. IF I had your number i’dda called you
and 
like some deranged person. I told my sister, that bytch is a Class A demon from the South Side of Hell where only the most powerful of demons can take the heat.
*runs to Brown full speed* Gurl, I was blinded by all the wonderfulness! <—See what I did there?
How are you Luscious? *turns around for Hemlich*
@Candi…Janet is so fly. Always has been to me, that’s why when I found out she was sold out here in ATL, I started shopping elsewhere. Of course, tickets are opening up, but I didn’t want to risk missing the tour, so Houston here I come. I am so excited. This cold of whatever this is has to go!
*squeals and damned near jumps into Lake Michigan til I think about what’s in the water*
@ Yso………You DO
me! * 
with joy*
@ SASO……Girl I already sent you an email. IF I had your number i’dda called you
and 
<—– Official SR Facial Emoticon<b/. like some deranged person
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@Dymond
I didn’t see you either!!
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!!
(throws self out of Candi’s first story window while telling her that Penny (she let’s me call her that) always has room for fabulous friends)
@ Al……………GHETTOUT! *Points to
*
@ Triple L……………. Hey Girly! :wave: Sorry to hear you feel so dreadfully. I lubs me some Janet DamitaJO Jackson too! She can keep her opening act though. Mindless Behavior?
Today is my Friday and I think that it’s fully aware of it…and it is attempting to make it feel like a Monday………
Microphone check… microphone check one.. two…
Guts Kingstonn ….on my way to landing on ALBOYs face …. crosses legs to get comfortable while reading EBONY
HEY TRIPLE L’s
*wills up anough strempf to perform heimlich on MZD and palm both twins*
You ok boo????????
where’s my cohort in crime Manuel?
i see a chitload of funny stuff.
@ Al……………You ain’t right in the head.
That looks sane compared to my facial reaction.
look closer
Somebody crack off some jokes to keep me awake! That jamaican food got a sista
here I’ll start it off:
Guy walks out of the restroom, Girl says “Sir your garage door is open”, Guy asks “Did you see my Harley”, Girl says “No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires”
@ Brown……… *adjust twins* I’m good!
@ KIngston……. I sometimes just hold it all in till I can’t breeve
@ Ace………..When you gone change that damned gravi!
@ Phrozen and all my SR brothers and Sisters
<—– Facial Not my call People voted 
It has been decided that the below emoticon is Official SR Facial Emoticon
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Ace………..When you gone change that damned gravi!
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I don’t know…go find me a new one…
@ Al……I don’t think that apply to everybody. I hear some ppl be like
not me though.
There’s a wall somewhere with a nicca bodyprint still etched in it like a chalk outline. 
@ALBoy
What is this? A repeat of the 2000 elections? I demand a recount.
@Al
Can i put forth a petetion to get this changed to a Milkshake
Go find a new one?!
Did he just tell me to go fetch? 
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
throws tomatoes at Jazi
yes dimpz, he sure did
Where the hell is everybody?
@ Candi……….. He gone stop talking to me when he not looking at me!
He must be forgetting what I look like! *applies lipgloss and flips hair*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
throws tomatoes at Jazi
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. “How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?” He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “really trashes my desire for food.”
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anythi…ng to eat. “Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?” He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”
“Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m fucking starving.!!
@ Ace they voted that too has passed
<——is now Milkshake
They voted fair and square #teambushingallthevotes
*fluffs ur hair a lil on the right side* mmm hm i know that’s right girl!
LOL @ Jazi joke 2
*takes tomatoes from Brown to throw at Ace and Al*
Dimz you do too much! He Asked you to help him but you continue to put him down!
ungratefulness isnt cute
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am helping him! I’m keeping him from getting hurt should he be accidentally kicked into a wall on purpose.
#niccasdon’tappreciateshyt!
@YSo
I know I’m late but me and my buddy Corey bought that Marilyn Manson cd just to bang that song (Beautiful People) in the hood. That’s my shyt!
@ Al……… You were referring to finding him a new gravi?! Duh!
I’m not putting him down, just want him to find it himself so we have no issues.
*hands Deuce to Al* Now you be a dear and keep the baby for a few hours, me and Candi going shopping and stuff. *checks wallet for Ace’s black card and heads for dealership*
jazi forgive me I’m just in a foul mood cuz i dont feel good
Hey Awesome! :wave: <—-Yso's bra
What's good in the hood?
@ALBoy But what about when I want to cry about today feeling like a Monday?? I call Bullchit on this vote!!!!!!!!!
Awesome
I thought that said “my cuddy buddy”
@LUCIOUS WOMAN
What can your SR Fam do to make you feel better?
(gets out notepad)
phrozen gangsta’s don’t cry, plus wouldn’t ur tears come out as ice cubes?
(snatches bra back from MzD)
What you trying to do? Make me trip? Shoot.
@Phro
I called bullchit a few posts back. It’s like Florida 2000 all over again.
YSO
nothin at all, I think I’m gonn aleave early so I can go home, take pai meds and lay down
@YSo
*ties YSo’s chesticles in a pretty bow behind her back*
Looks at these 75 pics for a new gravi
@Phro
here goes your cry
@Candi :yup:
Sowry Yso! *helps Yso load the girls back up and fasten bra* Better now?
CAN WE TAKE THIS TO THE MUAARMAR/MOHAMMED GANDOLFINOLINYEHFDIHIGUYRTGYRY POST????
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
jazi forgive me I’m just in a foul mood cuz i dont feel good
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awww hope you feel better..
these old biddies up in here won’t let me take a nap
@Ace Preciate that brodie! #CarryOn @ALBoy
Moving to Beyonce Black Face Post
Is this real?? What a rude ass question to begin with and an equally rude response. MEN dont kiss and tell. This the main reason why I couldnt be a damn cougar.
nah ya see, he didnt even have to go there..smh..there is nothing wrong with having a business/personal relationship but she seemed a bit taken by the comment..also, she is too old for that lil boy…lol
aww..hell no..how do I get another gravatar..mine is just plain ridiculous!