Twitter FAIL: Rihanna

@CHI
“All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
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You cant be serious….

ALL of Sade’s albums go hard…Her voice is like laying on a beach watching the waves and drinking a margarita….

Rhianna’s voice is like listening to a billy goat stangle a cat….”
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Please. Sade’s music should come with “Zoloft” or something. Ain’t that much pain and despair in the world for that woman to be crying and moaning and groaning that much.

@CHIB
“Not all of Sade’s music is sad…I had some real good with Sade in the background….

Sex was all intimate and chit….

Man, stop bustdowns like Rhianna and you’ll understand one day!!!!”
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How could you with a woman crying and grieving in the background?

@BROWN
“I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless!”
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That’s just hateful and spiteful right there.

@MR. BLU
“Sassy I’ve had to stop someone right in the midst because if you’re not doin anything for me don’t think you bout to gets yours regardless
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See this is when it becomes rape…because blue balls aint no joke, so Im gettin mines. lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I kid, I kid”
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You ain’t kidding nigga!

@SASSY
““NIGGA! The “Halle Berry Complex.” I can’t stand hoes like that. You gotta slap ‘em in the face with the dyck.”

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I’ve been slapped with a penis a few times before.

Dunno why I always find it so funny!”
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I bet you started sucking it better afterwards too.

@SASSY
““Well- I haven’t had a chance to get the first one out yet, I’m better on the 2nd one.”
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THIS is fact. Nigga should always bust one out before ever doing it with a new chick.

@bLU
“Have I told you how much you disgust me
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo I was jokin.
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That was directed at me I think.
She says that to disguise how bad she wants me inside of her.

@MARTIAN GAL
“Rihanna is a better singer than Sade!

All Sade does is moan, groan and cry on records. It’s quite depressing. Why did she “come back” anyway?
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Say what?!!! Okay. you’re entitled to your own opinion but can Rihanna, at 50 leave the game and come back with a platum album. Wait, can she stay in the game until she’s 50? Not every one can be Madonna.”
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¿¿¿ DA FLUCK ???
**whispering: who dis nigga is?**

Um, Sade selling albums is a testament to how many depressed people are around. NOT to her “talent” of crying and grieving on the microphone.

@KINGSTON
“who said Rihanna can sing better than Sade? have you NOT heard her warbling/yodeling live? the fluck….?”
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That would be “I.”

I have to give it up for Sade. She has hit one note in 30 years of singing but she’s still held up as a “vocalist.”

Women have hit more notes in one night getting than Sade has in decades. Ol depressed azz.

@BRUH
“I need to talk to you in the about brightening the halo its gotten a lil dim”
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@BRUH MAN
“I sense a hint of shade from Man, I would like to humbly ask…..what have I ever done to you sir? ”
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You are mistaken. Please disregard.

@THE BEAUTIFUL DEE
“I am doing well and thank you. Who’s azz is that tooted n booted in your pic? **just inquiring**”
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I’m glad to see you are doing well.

This beautiful and feminine specimen in my gravie is the lovely “Maliah Michelle.” And no need to worry. Your inquiry is both appreciated and welcomed. You are amongst friends.
**kisses hand**

@YALL
““TO THE MEN… Is there a such thing as a girl give you head WRONG?”
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HELL YEAH!

TIPS:
1. BE CAREFUL WITH MY NUTS HOE!
2. WATCH YO TEEF HOE!
3. Stroke it while you suck (efficient)
4. The more slobber the better
5. Relax your throat and let me put it as far down as I can
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6. lightly hold the b a l l s”
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See tip number 1.
Hoes be WAY too rough with a nigga balls.
Had a chick thought it was sexy to “lightly nibble” on my balls.
She almost got lumped up like Rhianna.