Poor Chris Bosh had unprotected sex for 3 minutes two years ago, and now he has to deal with a hateful, vindictive bitter bish for the next 18 years. Why don’t men think before they leap into these gold digging groupies without protection?

There must be a defective gene in men that prevents them from seeing a gold digger’s true motives.

Bosh, whose Miami Heat lost another nail biter to the Dallas Mavericks in game 4 of the NBA Finals last night, is asking a judge to force his baby mama, Alison Mathis, to allow his 2-year-old daughter to watch him play.

According to TMZ, Bosh and Mathis are locked in a bitter custody dispute — and while they hash out a permanent solution, they are currently abiding by a temporary court-ordered arrangement in which they share custody. It just so happens that Mathis has custody of the baby throughout the NBA Finals.

TMZ obtained an emergency motion filed with a Maryland court last week — asking the judge to temporarily alter their agreement so “[Bosh’s daughter] is able to share in what, to date, is the pinnacle of Bosh’s professional career, and possibly a once in a lifetime opportunity.”

In the emergency motion, Bosh included an email that he sent to Mathis begging her to let the baby watch him play because he’s in the Finals for the first time in his career. “It’s very important to me to have the people closest and dear to my heart to be able to share these moments with me,” he wrote.

Maybe Mathis is bothered by the fact that she is not one of the people that Bosh considers closest and dear to his heart?