Apparently, a Hollywood airline booking agent has a great sense of humor. The agent booked Kim Kardashian’s new husband, NBA star Kris Humphries, and Kim’s ex-boyfriend, pseudo-singer Ray J, on the same commercial flight.
According to Gawker.com:
Kris Humphries reportedly wound up sitting next to his wife’s doggy-style sex tape partner Ray J in the first class cabin of a Delta airplane, and dealt with it in the saddest, most awkward way possible: He sat frozen in his seat “across the aisle” from Ray J “for a few minutes” (Did he stare blankly in stony-faced horror? Bow his head and sneak furtive side-eye glances at the man whose legacy he fears more than anyone else’s?) then switched seats and sat in “awkward silence” until Ray J walked up and congratulated him on the marriage, at which point “Kris acted like he didn’t recognize him.” Apparently “Ray J said, ‘Come on, you know who I am. I just wanted to say congratulations.’ Then Kris, realizing he was cornered, said, ‘Oh yeah, yeah, I’m sorry, I know who you are.'” And the size and shape of your penis, and what you look like orgasming all over my wife.
The word “awkward” gets tossed around a lot, as does the “most ______ ever” headline construction, but I suspect this was actually the most awkward moment of Kris Humphries life, if only because his life seems like it’s been kind of boring so far. I mean, relatively boring, for a filthy rich 26-year-old baller, at least. Source
By the way, a mystery buyer contacted Vivid entertainment recently to inquire about removing said sex tape from circulation. The buyer wants to purchase the sex tapes and all of the outtakes with Kim Kardashian in them. TMZ.com thinks the buyer is Kim herself.
“Niccah dont act like you dont know who I am, I’m thast funny taste your wife has in her mouth whem you kiss her”
@SANDRA ROSE

This post portrays my precious Kim K. in a negative light!
I love pron but somethin about that pic of them kissin is just gross to me
Suprisingly, Ray J played this the same way I would have if I were him.
1. congrats nigga
2. don’t act like you don’t know I bust her wide open first
3. cocky azz “fluck you” smile
4. go about your business
If her future kids google her, they will see her sex tape.
@SANDRA ROSE
“Kris Humphries reportedly wound up sitting next to his wife’s doggy-style sex tape partner Ray J in the first class cabin of a Delta airplane…”
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After reading this section I’m beggining to doubt the entire story.
At least she is trying to get that tape off the shelf. The
thing ,ts to late. She has to live with those images for the rest of her life.
I DONT BELIEVE THIS STORY AT ALL !!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Suprisingly, Ray J played this the same way I would have if I were him.
2. don’t act like you don’t know I bust her wide open first
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That my friend is wherer you’re wrong because 1st you’d have to actually have somethin to bust her wide opn with and well… you came up a lil showt in that area!
I can sooooo picture him sitting there like a dumb assp deer in headlight!! The Soup had a clip of Chris finding out that Kim was married before. He was like “Really she was married??” Dude, seriously!!
How you go marry someone and not know this?
Team Kim
Ray J need to cut his chit OUT
C’mon Sandra..Dang Auntie why you do it like that?!!!!! You aint have to do ’em like that….. You killed them with this post…. OMG. I just saw that XXX tape like last weekend. It was so lame. I would not want to be him. Everyone knows what your wife is like in her most personal moments.OMG
Waht a champ you really scored big with Kim. Really.. Chris.. YOu deserve a round of applause..:champ:
# they are all laughing at you for marring her haha:
#shesucksinbed literally
@suga walls
You did not have to talk about the left overs.. KIM HAS LEFT OVERS…LOL
That my friend is wherer you’re wrong because 1st you’d have to actually have somethin to bust her wide opn with and well… you came up a lil showt in that area!
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Yardgirl says:
I can sooooo picture him sitting there like a dumb assp deer in headlight!! The Soup had a clip of Chris finding out that Kim was married before. He was like “Really she was married??” Dude, seriously!! How you go marry someone and not know this?
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you know this was some type of “set up” play date marriage
he didnt even google the btych, AND she’s famous…
I font even knoe the bytch, but I know more shyt asbout her than he does 
@BROWN
“Suprisingly, Ray J played this the same way I would have if I were him.
2. don’t act like you don’t know I bust her wide open first
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That my friend is wherer you’re wrong because 1st you’d have to actually have somethin to bust her wide opn with and well… you came up a lil showt in that area!”
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Some women’s vaginas are tight enough that 3.5 inches will bust them wide open!
@juicyfruit
Im with you.. :DEAD” and speachless
This really did kill me
DUBC
TPAIN has been with Man?????
Oh wait.. you mean TrannyPain aka Chick with the dyck
HEY FAYLAY!!!!!!!!
We keep shouting each out and then jump to another thread. How you be beautiful??
@Man I just dont care
No way.. We know that Kim is not in that bracket. Rest assured she is not in that braket. With the number of ballers I know of and I dont even keep up with the Karditians.
#looseasarubberband
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
“Niccah dont act like you dont know who I am, I’m thast funny taste your wife has in her mouth whem you kiss her”
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Some women’s vaginas are tight enough that 3.5 inches will bust them wide open!
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dont you mean preteen’s
does anyone else hear Paris Hilton laffing?
IVE NEVER SEEN THE TAPE BUT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING SHE SUCKED IN BED…
BUT HOW DO YALL KNOW SHE STILL SUCKS.. SHE HAS COME A LONG WAY (MAYBE). IM SURE REGGIE TAUGHT HER A THING OR TWO.. LOL
@west coast
you a trip x 2
@juicy fruit
I can!!!! This has really taken the cake
…and you know good and well Brandy’s lil brother did that isht tryna be funny. He need to sit his short, lame ass down somewhere.
And po Kris Kardashian…unfortunately this type isht gone be happening to him for quite some time. But damn actn like he didn’t know dude. He should said his what up nigga’s FIRST (cuz i know he prolly saw him) and kept it moving. Tryna “act like you don’t know” somebody is wack as hell..
Reggie Bush aint teach her Shnit.. Or he would have kept her. He wouldnt be training these whorses for other mens pleasures.
hey focus!
i’m weak ova this post..
i’m aiight..looked fwd 2 the weekend sis!
whea u been all my day??
YG
WCC
Maybe Ray shoulda showed Kris his thang. He prolly woulda recognized that from the vid.
A lil
but I bet it wudda worked…
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
DUBC
TPAIN has been with Man?????
Oh wait.. you mean TrannyPain aka Chick with the dyck
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Faaayyyyyyyllllaaa darlin
@JuicyFruit
I really did die over here. I froze up for a minute becuase I was like NOOOO this cant be real. I would hate to be Chris. and I NEVER would have wifed that. NO Way No How..
I have been working alld ay. but its almost over got 3 hours and 15 min. before my wwkend starts.
Focusonme says:
Reggie Bush aint teach her Shnit.. Or he would have kept her. He wouldnt be training these whorses for other mens pleasures.
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Sex wont keep anyone….
Focusonme says:
@west coast
you a trip x 2
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@Gemineyez, becus Kim actually believes that shes beautiful enough to have men convinced that its an honor to fugg her….she lays there like a wet dishrag while telling herself, “i’m fuggin the shit outta him…he’s never had it like this before.”
to THIS DAY, I cant understand why her no no parts were soooooooo void of moisture in that video!! even after Ray
ed her ..hows that even possible?..I feel bad for her 
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Westieeeeeeeeeeee
*climbs in Fays lap* I sheepy
GeminEyez says:
IVE NEVER SEEN THE TAPE BUT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING SHE SUCKED IN BED…
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I saw it and it was embarrassingly boring :ywan:
OhPretty! how u be mama?
he might as well a been fuggin a blow up doll
#jellyoffocus i want my weekend & i want it now! <jgwentworth
@his_mommy623
But back then she wasnt famous, and had NOTHING compared to what she has now. So I dont think you can make that argument. I think she was just a pretty girl who wasnt very sexually experienced and thought she was doing something. I mean most women didnt start out being a “beast” in bed (fol lack of a better word right now lol). but hell…. she may have watched a few videos, she darn sure sucked and effed a few more people so Im sure she has stepped her game up in the bedroom
@FOCUS
“No way.. We know that Kim is not in that bracket. Rest assured she is not in that braket. With the number of ballers I know of and I dont even keep up with the Karditians.
#looseasarubberband”
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Kim is prolly like three good thrusts removed from being virgin. SHE ONLY BEEN WITH 4 DUDES IN HER LIFE.
@hismommy
WTF is up with that. I was like that is not appetising, dry, uninteresting. like Juvnille said on slow motion. I dont want to leave here with my D**k broke with rust burns and swollen..
#sandpaper
I was ok until I read your commentary!
How are you?
I cant understand why her no no parts were soooooooo void of moisture
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*sings HIS a sweet lullabye*
@HIS
“becus Kim actually believes that shes beautiful enough to have men convinced that its an honor to fugg her….”
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LOOK
at Kim! It IS an honor to fugg her!

@Fayla: The weekend is going to be grand, going to NY for the big parade in Brooklyn on the parkway!!
Hope you doing some fun things too sistren!!
you just gotta rub it in that you gettin a 4 day weekend huh
@Geminieyez, oh i was just making a funny. i would never make an argument over that wack fcks dry snatch…but i feel u
@Focus,

Kim is prolly like three good thrusts removed from being virgin. SHE ONLY BEEN WITH 4 DUDES IN HER LIFE.
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and that would be her first and second husband, reggie, ray j.. oh, and her bodyguard she fugged on her show, and.. oh wait.. thats 5.. let me stop there
that’s right DUBC open wide!
Man you should be honored to fck anything you can get!
which explains chickwitadyck
oh and
@fame makes u fck better…
I’m proud to say I’ve never got caught in the Kardashian hype. Never watched their shows, dnt pay them no mind, and I chuckle when Bruthas wife them…
Anyway, hey Chacha
I thought I’d never see you round these parts after you started trending on twitter. Something about getting yo left tidday stuck in a glory hole? I aint even know they had those in womens bathrooms. Girl I heard the fire department had to cut you out n errythang. Good to see you aint let the rumors stop you from posting. You a Gee! Or maybe you have no shame 
@man i just dont care
only 4 in her life.
and you know this how????????????? Lets run the list off:
Chris
Ray
Reggie
JOhn
MIles
Cristiano
I was wondering why she kept chewing in the damned video, like she had a mouth full of gum. Someone told me that’s a side effect of “X”. I thought “X” got you loose.
If that was her loose, that chick literally made a grip for doing NOTHING!
@West (did u return my salutations shawty?)
but dnt forget Nick Cannon
and Miles Austin
Nick Lachey
and a partridge in a pear tree
@sugawalls
You know I just gotta keep the 4 going.. you gave me the name im claiming it
@ His…Don’t grow up to be like yo pappy.
@hismommy
partrage and a pear tree
LOL you stupid!!!!
Dimpz
u on twitter yet? 
I heard she fugged John Mayer, Gabriel Aubry AND Nick Cannon
HIS
dont forget the random unknown dudes that may have been up in it before daddy became famous
what in the…?
wheres webster’s?
@ HIs….
Should I be?
Hey kim
99 condems from men on the wal.

99 condems from men
take Kim down down pass her around
98 condems from men on the wall
@Yardi
heeeeeey gal. Yo Mary K order came in. I’ll drop it off tonight. I read the pkg and you were right, it says the cream works well on inflamed areas, however it also says avoid the eyes and open flames. So unless you sittin on the stove top, you should be straight. As always thanx for ur order. Im well on my way to that pink Cadi 
those pics of Ray & Kim are making me queasy.
@Dimplz
Yeah. maybe she is taking a page from Niki book..
His_Mommy623 says:
@West (did u return my salutations shawty?)
but dnt forget Nick Cannon
and Miles Austin
Nick Lachey
and a partridge in a pear tree
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5 black guys, 4 yt guys, a mexican and a partridge in a pear tree
Heeeeey Hisssssy

This is hilarious! Kim sure looks different now that she’s all plastic Lollllllll
@Luscious, hey hey hey! u know the rules, she’s caked up now so her stankyho past cannot be spoke of! because that makes ur ass a hater n chit..and its nothing worse than a black jealous woman hating on the royal Kardashians
Focusonme says:
Hey kim
99 condems from men on the wal.
99 condems from men
take Kim down down pass her around
98 condems from men on the wall
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Fuking
somebody get Focus outta here
afternoon folks…
This story is fcking hilarious…I can picture Ray J giving him that look and trying to play it all cool and non-chalant…that was THEEEE most boring sex tape ever in life…I remember when somebody downloaded it and sent it to me I watched it and couldn’t finish it before falling asleep!
at those pics Auntie Sandy put up there…
@sugawalls
Yeah. lets not count out the countless guys where have been there before the POP cared to take her pics. Before her daddy was famous.. The world may never know.
still aint seen it but umm yeah
@his mommy
and its nothing worse than a black jealous woman hating on the royal Kardashians
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I co-sign.. then I break out in song….I second that emotion.
@ Neek…Don’t bother to do it either.
Oh sure @Fefe ‘a friend’ downloaded it…I have ‘a friend’ who dresses up in womens clothing and reenacts scenes from The facts of life in front of the bathroom mirror
@neek
Still aint seen it…. Not to worry….You aint missed shnit…. It looks like this.
@brendon
OMG. you so stupid.. facts of life.. OMG
@ Brenden….Does your friend dress as Tootie?
uh Focus, there was sarcasm ALL over my comment. where u co-signing the sarcasm or is that how u really feel?
lmao@ brenden…
I have a friend who always gets access to stuff on the internet that I don’t care to search for…he downloaded the vid and sent it to me and said look at how crooked Ray J’s dyck is…I watched it and started nodding like 10 minutes into it…
@ Focusonme says:
Hey kim
99 condems from men on the wal.
99 condems from men
take Kim down down pass her around
98 condems from men on the wall
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OMG
@ FeFe..That’s cause it did’t have no “weight” on it<–Ala Sommore. It has nice length but was a lil anorexic,
@Mzdimp yes, but her prefers Blaires cousin Geri…When the world never seeeeems to be livin up to ur dreeeeeams
@Dimpz
IKR!
@ B…Least it wasn’t Mrs. Garrett or Jame Gumb.
OMG. @hismommy…..I really feel that way from the bottom of my Karditian loving heart… I even have posters of ray j and her on my living room wall. I even have her face tatted on my stomach. Just to rep.
@ His_Mommy623 says:
to THIS DAY, I cant understand why her no no parts were soooooooo void of moisture in that video!!
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Apparently, her mouth is void of saliva as well
@ FeFe…That’s what killed it for me. She bored the shyt outta me and then I lost interest in him after I noticed that. I’ve seen 10mins of porn in my life, that made up 5 and I’m mad as hell. I feel cheated.
Well I dnt remember RayJs crooked dingding. Alls I remember is Kim swallows, which I like in a woman,,,but I passes on the dashian clan…I wonder if Khloes meat stick is crooked?
ummmm yea.. @Focus.
are u m/f?
brenden says:
@Yardi heeeeeey gal. Yo Mary K order came in. I’ll drop it off tonight. I read the pkg and you were right, it says the cream works well on inflamed areas, however it also says avoid the eyes and open flames. So unless you sittin on the stove top, you should be straight. As always thanx for ur order. Im well on my way to that pink Cadi
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BRENDEN!

@his mommy
I thought we already discussed this..
#confused??
well I dabble in the ganja so help a bish out *inhales*
@Focus
That list forgot her first husband…Damon.
And a partridge in a peaaaaaaaar treeeee.
(helpful)
@ suga walls
Are you listening to the questing @his mommy are asking?
Im about to answer tell whats in my suit case
I’m still
over here at your comment #21
Child, @Yardi Avon fired me
said I was making false promises to boost my sales. Like it’s my fault @Hismom believed me when I told her the foot cream would work well on them wing worms on the back of her neck. Apparently it made them spread and the heffa called corporate on me 
Kim=
1. husband #1
2. Ray J
3. Reggie Bush (MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!)
4. Giving future credit to hubby #2
THAT’S all the men that have slept with my baby. THAT’S IT. If someone names more than four it’s just a hatin azz female.

@Kdub, i’ve already sang the partridge ish to kim today
FOCUS!
@focus why won’t yo link let me click
this nigga Brenden is so jealous of me
Fe! *purrs*
hey divaaaaa
smh @Man and his state of constant denial..
What’s with Kim and the Pear Tree?
but her prefers Blaires cousin Geri
Cousin Geri came out as a lesbun in real life a year or two ago. A cerebal palsy stricken comedian lesbian….why she didn’t get picked for DWTS?
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*unrolls the rest of the scroll list for @Man*
pls continue…dnt half ass it boy
*steps over scroll list and takes my seat*
@ FeFe…Man is on a “self help” kick. You know, willing his desires into reality.
His
I suspect FOURSOME is male but I could never get a straight answer
His
I suspect FOURSOME is male but I could never get a straight answer
Dimpz, ion know but she needs to sprinkle some pear juice on that dry furburger..
@Luscious
Focus is making me uneasy…I think he/she may be atad crazy
peach juice is better
@Dimpz
*trips over scroll list to get to you*
Yes, I know he can’t help it…shame shame shame…
a tad*
She made that tape to get herself famous. Now she is, so let it stay out there, no sweeping the dirt under the rug just because the whore now wants to be a housewife.
@His…neva that babes…Brenden lubs him some his…I luv me some His I’ll never luv this way again,,,I luv me some you another man will never do…Unless he’s packin, Chile you knw I lubs the meat stick
I got the ol’ Ball and Chain
@Brown, Kim could use motor oil for all I care..I just want her 2 get help
NO WOMAN and I mean no woman should have to live with a dry bird.
@His
That muff was dry den a muhfugga…they have medication out there to help women with that problem…
NO WOMAN and I mean no woman should have to live with a dry bird.
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Kim shat was so dry I expected a fire annnny-t second. The ish looked PAINFUL.
You got a Ball and chain???? You trynna say you missin a testicle like me? I lost mine to a hungry pet hamster whom accosted me in my sleep,,,how bout you
@Kdub and Fe
lets us pray for her and her eczema puzzay
@his mommy
You just killed me. LOL. You so stupid.
Maybe they are really dumb. OKay @hismommy the two of them put together probably cant spell KY.. Just a dab will do ya
Eczema puzzy? Oh my.ha ha ha ha ha…Wait…Is that possible
and who are we talm bout?
@brandon
Naw I got two. but one is just up because my XXX kicked me over a text message.. not its just one lonly..
ONE IS THE LONLIEST NUMBER THAT THERE EVER WAS. TWO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE
She needs more than a damn dab!
@BRENDEN
“I lost mine to a hungry pet hamster whom accosted me in my sleep,,,how bout you ”
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so, you used to mess with another poster on SR?
omg Brenden and Focus needs to goooo
@Man
@sugawalls
Not a sip not a swallow but the whole damn bottle..
It’s Brenden
so you’re the new funny guy huh?
Brenbren dnt like competition…Dnt be surprised if you get a brick through yo window 
@Man wow…I dk knw who you going after…but…wow…
MAN GET THE FCK OUT!!!!
FOURSOME
MAYBE IF YOU USED A WATER HOSE!
@branden
Ill give yua theme song.
ill bust the windows out you car. although it will not mend your broken heart. your probably always look like a ugly scar. but right now I dont car about that part. ill bust the windows out my car.
its okay..@brendon.You are having a jazmin moment..
Well I’m out folks, this medicine is making me drowsy…have a good afternoon everybody!
@sugawalls
Okay.. This is serious.. Call in the medic…….. Maybe…. Just Maybe…. Irene could have helped her if she came a little sooner..
It a stretch @sugawalls…. Its a stretch but just maybe Irene could have helped her
Bye bye FE FE.. I hope to see you after my 4 day weekend
Oh ok, yall was talm bout Kims puzzy being dry…From what I remember the monkey was kinda fat…which can be a good thing, unless it’s as big as YSO’s and makes ur genitals look small in comparison
but yall sayin Kims was possibly swole from the friction? Makes since.
@BRENDEN
“wow…I dk knw who you going after…but…wow…”
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FOURSOME
THE WATER DRIES TO FAST!!!!!!
Bye FeFe
Yes valtrex is knwn to cause drowsiness…Sleep tight 
@brenden
@FeFe
brenden says:
Oh ok, yall was talm bout Kims puzzy being dry…From what I remember the monkey was kinda fat…which can be a good thing, unless it’s as big as YSO’s and makes ur genitals look small in comparison but yall sayin Kims was possibly swole from the friction? Makes since.
@his mommy
actually. it was very pretty. dry and interesting. but pretty. I love a pretty P***y.. Not nappy or scared up looking. no beef curtins.. no bullet holes or stab wounds.. So, lets give credit where its due
I meant to say uninteresting.
*pulls ouot pic of mine to make sure it’s still pretty*
*out
#GuaranteedWetSpot
this mufugga here..
The fact that this wack as fluck gets a post is a damn shame in and of itself
LTL
Bruh it aint that much lickin in the world
@Lusc Just trying to be helpful.
#HeadMaster
@caligirl
Vaginawho?sty????????? What is that all about? Plastic surver for p***Y??? I have never heard of that
This is some Tom Fulery.. Between Hairweaves, make up,, spanx, and vaginawho?sty. I dont know whats real anymore
I hollered about 20 minutes after I read this! If this DID happen, Ray J got soccer balls.
#ToeCurler
@lovezoe,
shawty got gifts..wrong.. shawty got soccer balls for real
What yall talkin bout?
#KneeShaker
i was waiting on this story lol. Kris does not seem to be to bright so until i hear otherwise I believe it. And the sex tape was garbage. it was probably really only 6 mins long but they kept looping it to look like they were still going. And the one I saw blanked out the golden shower. You know Kris H has seen it before too. SMH. I would believe her marrying RayJ more than I believe this publicity marriage
@longtimelurker
Kim got exzema in her p***y.. its extra try with vaginwho?sty…. I think that could either be surgery or a disease..
FOURSOME
Dont talk bout the hair weave! I had to get some yesterday due to a wack ass barber!
My hair is real, the bag said 100 percent human hair!
#SweatMaker
@sam yell
read what I said to @longtimelurker
The changes this woman’s face has made over the years is incredible.
Labiaplasty to make your lips all new and pretty…after it’s been beat to death and looking like hamburger meat and then there is vaginoplasty platic surgery to tighten up stretched out loose walls after giving birth.
LTL
CervixShifter???????
OvarySwallower?????
@sugawalls
Im not saying it all dont look good. Im saying that I cant tell whats real and whats fake at this point.. Hell wouldnt you want to know if I was taking extenz..
PS.. I love your weave and your licking lips. girl. I know you got gifts
#sampleplease
caligirl says:
@focusonme – don’t forget that vaginaplasty is big in LA….you get it cleaned up to look untouched and tightened.
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people walking around with mangled vaginas?????
If you getting worked over to the point that you need to get you tootie-girl a coochlift you should slow down. The vagina is muscle that has natural elasticity. After both my kids I got that snap back
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
LTL
CervixShifter???????
OvarySwallower?????
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All the above
#Skills
@Focusonme – One of physicans I work is a plastic surgeon and he’s booked out 6 months. Ohh and I forgot about Clitoral Hood Reduction…So really as much is Kimmy Cakes is screwing, she has had her flower garden tended to….
@Focus
Are you male or female? <—wouldn't want to address you the wrong way
Focusonme says:
@longtimelurker
Kim got exzema in her p***y.. its extra try with vaginwho?sty…. I think that could either be surgery or a disease..
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Now that’s just nasty <——- Mr Brown voice
SANDRA! I dnt tend to make requests but can u do me the honor of posting the story of two thugs with the face and neck tats that invited the “slow girl” back to their apt for bible study (if ya’ll see mugshots of the two “alter boys” ya’ll would know why i have a tear in my eye right now..lawd smh) and fondled her all night and then tossed her out in the cold without proper clothing…? <–i got ALL that info from the article…wpix PLEASE SANDRA…a damn mess
i work for a hospital and get some calls asking how much will it cost for a “lip lift”
FOURSOME
there are some requirements(pics)
omg i’m going to hell…i cant stop laughing
what ya’ll tom’bout?
@his
email me this ratchet chit!
@sam yell
Ball and Chain
@sugawalls
requirements?
@mrsloveleigh says:
If you getting worked over to the point that you need to get you tootie-girl a coochlift you should slow down. The vagina is muscle that has natural elasticity. After both my kids I got that snap back
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Most patients have had several chidlren back to back and it sometimes looses some elasticity. Someone women have large hood and want it to look “pretty”.
@Cocoabana – Yes, I’ve seen pics of women gardens looking like chopped hamburger meat. Not sure if they are having sex with horses or Brenden
so um.
where did everyone go? did ppl get better jobs leave or what? i misses the homies.
@Lakes omg I tried with all my heart not 2 laugh but when u see the mugshots and read the story its like C’MONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
i put it on FB so u can read it there bew..
OMG.. They have got surgery for everything. So what you are telling me is when I get 80 I can have a sack bag lift so that it looks like I have brand new balls? Is that what you are telling me?
FOURSOME
a pic or 2 in my box
*gets in Kingstonns face and pop locks* bish i’m not right here?
PS.. I love your weave and your licking lips. girl. I know you got gifts
#sampleplease
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People can say whatever they want but at the end of the day Kim is pretty damn sexy. I would so sleep with her and I wouldn’t have a problem to date a woman that’s got a homemade sexvideo online with her ex boyfriend.
LTL
hail naw I aint got no cooch weave! Landin strip yes but weave NO
@longtime
Naw.. she got a p***Y sew in. with Indian hair from those guys who robbed the hair store Angies in Atlanta..
Landing strips are sexy :coffe:
landin strip
i member the first p0rn i saw bish had a dam jerry curl all thick and chit!! 
LTL
You know I was rockin my natural but Tuesday the barber got a lil too happy and I ended up lookin like a cancer patient so I had to get some weave yesterday ON MY HEAD
@Focusonme: Yes, you to can have a scrotum reduction. That procedure is about 2 hours or less. Nothing like some pretty balls to play with.
Unless it looks like a monkey w/a mohawk. Then not so much.
@negrito
otay! #ifuhavenothingnicetosayjustgrin
@ brown

@ his
wait, i didn’t see it the first time. do it again.
Is said barber now missing a teste?
Not funny though
But still
!*LaKErCHiC@*! landin strip i member the first p0rn i saw bish had a dam jerry curl all thick and chit!!
LTL
my friend owns the shop he works at so I called her yesterday and asked if she could get me in, so I go up there and dude has a confused look on his face when i give him that Niccah Please and fronts like he’s talkin on the damn phone for and hr and a half! He’s usually all up in my grill but he didnt say nan word
@cal it fuked me up
my bf at that time said “i know he got to be worse then a cat with them hair balls” 
@Lusc Sorry sweetie, but I bet nigs still tried to run they fingers thru your scalp though didn’t they?
#Sexxxy
HIS
I forogt to txt you, chick was gettin an old school crimped ponytail onthe side and she had a chest tat that said “Only God Can Judge Me”
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@cal it fuked me up my bf at that time said “i know he got to be worse then a cat with them hair balls”
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Nothing fvcks the groove up worse that getting that pesky hair caught in the back of your damn throat. Some shyt you just can’t play off.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@cal it fuked me up my bf at that time said “i know he got to be worse then a cat with them hair balls”

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I think a man should have some hair it just seems weird. I mean are you gonna go get waxed with me to? Um I don’t think so.
I will assist my man with hair free balls.
cali just have him use nair or veet!
I used to
Yeah it may be a lil strong and he may have to use you scented soap and wash about 10 times but hey it works!
Long Time Lurker says:
Nothing fvcks the groove up worse that getting that pesky hair caught in the back of your damn throat. Some shyt you just can’t play off.
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Yeah, clean balls are part of foreplay
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
cali just have him use nair or veet!
I used to
Yeah it may be a lil strong and he may have to use you scented soap and wash about 10 times but hey it works!
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We tried that, balls are very senstive and the smell is obnoxious. We just use Shaving GEl, steady hand and razor.
@cali
@hismommy
@sugawalls
I am dead. because one time Shawty stopped and scratched the back of her toung day. NO dubt to get some hair out. I was like “why you stop” she was like “hiar ball”
LOL.. True story.. LOL.. Yall Stpid
@ His… Whate site did you see the story?
FOURSOME
I consider myself to be an expert in “headology” and I can’t do my peach or fruitrollup trick if you have hairy balls
Cali have you tried the spray that’s out now
@sugawalls
she caught me off guard. usually I keep it low. no ball balls ova here. but shawty was getting down until that.. really broke me up.. when she stopped to do that.. that cold air didnt feel good. shocked me..keep the heat and moisture comming.
#longhairdontcare
@sugawalls
spray?
DAMN IS IT 5 YET?????????????????
@ Focus…. 3 Here.
@DaDa from friday after next
“@Sugawalls said she was gon suck my d**k from the back. Im trying to see what that gon be bout.”
fruit roll up trick? dang..I know sombody need tips for real..
@Dimplz
Dont blow my high with the bad news (3 here) bla bla bla. i dont want to hear that..
Yes they have some spray that supposedly removed the hair but I havent used it yet
So is it best to suck the balls right before or right after um “the shower”
#informationiskey
Traggic..
I know its 5 somewhere.. please 5 where are you..
FOURSOME
the diced peaches are better than the fruit roll up…. IMO but hey I dont have a penus so I dont know
@sugawalls,
gotta be clean to get dirty, LOL…
@sugawalls
Im about to google this shnit. because im trying see whats new.. maybe my Thursday is up for some experimentation.
What exactly are you tryna google, I invented the fruit roll up and peach trick so you best not be able to find it from google!
@Sugawalls – Hmph spray, I’ll have to make a visit to the drug store.
Dirty balls aren’t for me.
I’m laughing so hard, I put my honest tea in my frappucciono cup….damnit
@sugawall
you invented those.. sounds very inerestin. maybe I will just have to go str8 to the source
#forrealdo
I thought Koren Stephens was Supa Head.. WellDamn
I haven’t tried fruit…I only use ice, everynow and then altoids. Sugars breeds yeast….
I’m sure just like I like to experiment other people may have done it but I brought it to my SR family to educate them on a few thangs and we all most had a couple fatalities
Cali if you suck all of it off there will be no sugar left
Is this where everyone is???
I hear Listerine strips work well too.
HIS
fugg u laughin at
@SUGA WALLS: You are so right…
Hey His! :wave: <—The Rock's old Versace shirt
MzDimplez1123 says:
I hear Listerine strips work well too.
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I tried those, don’t like um
Now that my afternoon was a complete bust, I got work.
*gotta
i like listening to this conversation
#rise
I’m sitting here looking at the Rock and well, I would Fu(k the arch out that ninja’s eyebrow. Good Gawd he’s hott!
@Man..before I check out..
Kris Humphries
One of her body gaurds
Gabriel Aubry
Michael Copon
Miles Austin
Cristiano Ronaldo
Reggie Bush
Nick Lachey
Ray J
Nick Cannon
Damon Thomas
FOURSOME
I would tell you indetail how those particular tricks are done but I’ll save it for another time (when you email me)
17 MO MINUTES
almost time for bout 3 rum balls
@CALI GIRL
“..before I check out..
Kris Humphries
One of her body gaurds
Gabriel Aubry
Michael Copon
Miles Austin
Cristiano Ronaldo
Reggie Bush
Nick Lachey
Ray J
Nick Cannon
Damon Thomas
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Fluck
you
with
a
rusty
dildo
I cosign Dimpz. The Rock is fiiine
I think that’s the beginnin of a bytch fit
Now this post is hilarious and so are the comments!…Ray J is a dayum fool, yall know that right from his reality show, love him!
@man
Don’t be that way, you know one of them thangs shocked me. Why you gotta go there.
Chocolate
I’m just tryna make Man feel special!
I’ll start bein nice when it’s close to the time he’s gonna be here
Damn Man!
brenden says:
Anyway, hey Chacha I thought I’d never see you round these parts after you started trending on twitter. Something about getting yo left tidday stuck in a glory hole? I aint even know they had those in womens bathrooms. Girl I heard the fire department had to cut you out n errythang. Good to see you aint let the rumors stop you from posting. You a Gee! Or maybe you have no shame
JAY-Z!
Wait, I forgot, Man killed him for me.
Well folks I just took my 3 rum balls so I’m bout to sneak out in a few so I can finish the ohter 9 so yall have a good one!
Unfortunately I’ll be draggin my ass back here tomorrow!
Enjoy your weekend FOURSOME!
Hey Focousonme :wave:
DAMN YALLL KILL ME WITH LISTING WHO ALL BEEN IN THE BISH SNATCH….
@man – about the rusty dildo, Kim says she wants to keep it and I’m cool with that.
Mrsloveleigh I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT GRAVI GIRL
Thanks Cha-Boo
@CALI GIRL
“about the rusty dildo, Kim says she wants to keep it and I’m cool with that.”
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I don’t condone this sort of language regarding lady Kim!
you know I love Jigga
@CHOCOLATE CITY
“Why are you going in on Man, even though its funny AF, but whyyyyy???”
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I can’t for the life of me understand why she picks on my poor christian self.
I think it’s cause I’m black.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CALI GIRL
“..before I check out..
Kris Humphries
One of her body gaurds
Gabriel Aubry
Michael Copon
Miles Austin
Cristiano Ronaldo
Reggie Bush
Nick Lachey
Ray J
Nick Cannon
Damon Thomas
Rollo
Lamont
Grady
JJ
Uhm Cha…… who is that sexy beast in your gravi? Ol’ girl could get it
@BROWN
“I’ll start bein nice when it’s close to the time he’s gonna be here ”
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IMA BRING THE FRUIT ROLL UPS!

@BROWN
I don’t even think Reggie Bush hit. That’s why he still sweating her and trying to get look alikes and chit!
NOT THAT NICE NICCAH!
NICE AS IN I WONT RIP YO AZZ A NEW ONE!
DUECES!
@ Luscious…They just left Fred out huh?
For real Brown…
Long Time Lurker says:
Uhm Cha…… who is that sexy beast in your gravi? Ol’ girl could get it
THAT KIM KAR ASSIAN
TRUST YOU CANT HANDLE ALL O DAT
This is what happens when you try to turn a ho into a housewife.
Rollo
Lamont
Grady
JJ
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ANNNNNNND Pookie and nem
I can’t for the life of me understand why she picks on my poor christian self.
I think it’s cause I’m black.
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I don’t understand the smiley face addiction on this Website.