Teen idol Justin Bieber, whose testicles descended earlier this year, sounded a hot mess during last night’s telecast of ABC’s ‘Dancing With the Stars’ results show.
Weighing heavily on his mind must have been the paternity suit filed by a 20-year-old California Stan accusing him of fathering her 3-month-old baby boy.
Mariah Yeater was paid an undisclosed sum of money to tell her story to Star Magazine, which features Mariah and her son on the cover this week. Yeater filed her paternity suit on Oct. 31 in LA. She said the sexual tryst with Bieber occurred on a shelf in a bathroom at the Staples Center following a concert last year.
Her son, Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, was born on July 6 — exactly 36 weeks and two days after the alleged sexual encounter with Bieber.
In a legal statement, sworn under penalty of perjury, Yeater told a California court that Bieber propositioned her on October 25 of last year, when she was 19 after his concert and at L.A.’s Staples Center.
According to U.S. website Radar Online, Yeater told a judge: “When I later realized I was pregnant with Justin Bieber’s baby, I tried to contact him through his representatives but no one ever called me back.”
She added: “On July 6, 2011, I gave birth to a baby boy. That was exactly 36 weeks and two days after the sexual encounter with Justin Bieber.”
“Based upon the timing as well as the fact there were no other possible men that I had sex with that could be the father of this baby, I believe that Justin Bieber is in fact the father of my baby.”
Watch the video of Justin’s performance with Boyz II Men below.

She said the sexual tryst with Bieber occurred on a shelf in a bathroom at the Staples Center following a concert last year
I said this last night he sounded a hot fukkin mess. Boyz II men had to unfortunately jump on the Beiber fever bandwagon. Nicca sounded like a damn cat who’s tail was being pinched.
When it comes to 3 month old Justin Jr, Justin bibber you are ………………..
She said the sexual tryst with Bieber occurred on a shelf in a bathroom at the Staples Center following a concert last year
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See that chit right there just made me spit out my damn coffee. I needed that in my life right about now.
…on a shelf…REALLY…he was that desperate? po thang!
smh…has usher taught him anything about groupies!!
I would
to fit on a shelf! 
What in the METH lab heyul?!?!?
Uh…Yeah…Still don’t really care.
And she’s still admitting to statutory rape, right?
brownskinn86 says:
smh…has usher taught him anything about groupies!!
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You can’t teach anyone chit you keep falling victim too!
“Its hiz baby, I don’t know why he trippin!! Look at dem eyez Maury! They got the same nose!! I’m a hunnit and ten percent sure!!!” … *end scene*
“Teen idol Justin Bieber, whose testicles descended earlier this year,”
please have SR say something nice at my funeral
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I couldn’t even finish reading
prynsexxx says:
What in the METH lab heyul?!?!?
REAL TALK – Why Columbus police just busted a moving meth lab. Why this dumb piece of chit had his meth lab in his car! I’m like, yo, you tryna kill yo’self, right?! 
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prynsexxx says:
What in the METH lab heyul?!?!?
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She added: “On July 6, 2011, I gave birth to a baby boy. That was exactly 36 weeks and two days after the sexual encounter with Justin Bieber.”
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Also, she makes it a point to say that the baby was born exactly 36 weeks (9 months) after the encounter. The human gestational period is 40 weeks. I understand babies come early quite often, but she made it a point to say exactly 9 months later. I don’t believe her.
but it’s friggin Star magazine though! lemme know when People or Us Weekly says it’s true.
whose testicles descended earlier this year
OMG
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There may be some truth here
@TATTED
But would you still want to fit on a shelf is you had to
Justin “Baby Milk Breath” Bieber to do it? 
kingstonn says:
but it’s friggin Star magazine though! lemme know when People or Us Weekly says it’s true.
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THOUGHT THE BABY NAME WAS JUSTIN JR,
Sandra says:
Teen idol Justin Bieber, whose testicles descended earlier this year,
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I slept with Beyonce
hoping somebody call me, for an interview,
“Based upon the timing as well as the fact there were no other possible men that I had sex with that could be the father of this baby, I believe that Justin Bieber is in fact the father of my baby.”
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believe? or know?
mhhhmm CandiB exactly
Did not need the visual of the Biebster knocking down sum chick on a bathroom shelf
#distraught
YSoSerious says:
@TATTED
But would you still want to fit on a shelf is you had to Justin “Baby Milk Breath” Bieber to do it?
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YES! IJUS’ WANNA FIT ON A SHELF…..
@CANDI
You know them types are always like 1000% sure.
Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater
@Tatted
They bust THEM down here ALL DE TIME!
Hell they JUST busted a steroid ring at a local YMCA. LOL
EB says:
Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater
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Sounds like
Tryst And Crackhouse (dick) Eater
Must be the chemicals and hormones they put into todays food and crops…My testis didn’t descend until I was well into my 30’s. And even then I had to have a urologist dig in my azz and manually push them out by hand. It took awhile, but eventually they dropped. My lil fellas were very shy. I think the medical term is Bashful Testicle syndrome
YES! IJUS’ WANNA FIT ON A SHELF

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@TATTED
Cut it out. When you already carry around a personal shelf —> (_Y_), you don’t even NEED to be able to fit on one.
prynsexxx says:
EB says:
Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater
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Sounds like
Tryst And Crackhouse (dick) Eater
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Oh wait, thats the baby’s name? My bad, I thought that was the mothers name.
#shouldreallyreadthewriteup
Hilarious!!! Justin is a baby’s daddy!! Baby, baby, baby!
I think the medical term is Bashful Testicle syndrome
A mind is a terrible thing to waste :hugs: 
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@ pryn the baby’s initials are TAMY
Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater…
:stop:
(_Y_), you don’t even NEED to be able to fit on one.
I love that effn symbol for a butt 
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EB says:
@ pryn the baby’s initials are TAMY
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She must be paying homage to her girlfriend. That METH will have folks fuggin on shelves like a squirrel monkey.
#picturethis
This story is just
and 
YSoSerious says:
@TATTED
Cut it out. When you already carry around a personal shelf —> (_Y_), you don’t even NEED to be able to fit on one
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heeeey, i didn’t think of that! Well, let me just hav’a _/ then!
CHOCO!!
I stole that from another blog, or maybe even this blog.
Choco aka Hippie says:
YES! IJUS’ WANNA FIT ON A SHELF
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I dew, Choco, I dew!
See what happens when you hang out with black men?
Aw hesh up heffa @Choc
aint nuthin wasteful bout my mind. I don’t waste anything. I’m very green. I recycle cans, plastics, news papers…Even the paper towels I blow my load into whilst I masturbate 
See what happens when you hang out with black men?

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MUNCHOSGIRL says:
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kingstonn says:
but it’s friggin Star magazine though! lemme know when People or Us Weekly says it’s true.
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THOUGHT THE BABY NAME WAS JUSTIN JR,
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Don’t sleep on STAR, they put out some credible shizz. John Edwards and his baby mama, Arnold Terminator and his Baby mama, Bill Clinton…and creeping in the White House and everywhere else he was creeping.
@man
babydaddy
Even the paper towels I blow my load into whilst I masturbate

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Manchild
Who’s testicles descended earlier this year
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@Brendan
I’ve died atleast six times in this post..smdh
@Cali…I seent it…Good shyt…Id already read his book tho, so no surprises…
po’ lil tink tink. he’s too young to be in this mess.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
See what happens when you hang out with black men?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
See what happens when you hang out with black men?
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@Naija
Boy, Tyler sure puts unemployed folks to work doesn’t he?…
brenden says: —
@Cali…I seent it…Good shyt…Id already read his book tho, so no surprises…
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Yeah, I’m going to read the book. I hope he stays clean. How are you doing wit your sobriety?
see yall fukas laterz
got to make up for two days of work 
NaijaGal says:
Brandy is going to star in the same Tyler P movie as Kim…wonder if they’ll be on the set at the same time
I hope neithe of those dummies let a old beef get in the middle of their money.
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Hey Nai
*tries REEEALY hard to GAF*
nope not hannin 
TaBew
Dimpz
Eb
Naija
brenden
cali
ELove
Lakes
Honey
YSo
& errrybody else i might see or not see
Ew…ion hardly wna think about that malnourished boy getting buns
He better stop tryna live Ushers life…smh
@Brenden #gag
Hey Fayla
Fe
His
JMO
Naija
and errrbody
@Fefe maybe that’s his way of tithing
@Fayla
how are you gorgeous
@His_Moms
sup bew 
@Choco
hey chica
NaijaGal says:
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Does Kim have a walk-on part or something? I haven’t followed the story. It baffles me much that she was cast in one of his movies.
CFREEEEEEEEEEE (DEEP VOICE)
@ohpretty it looks like Kim actually has a significant role…she’s supposed to be Jurnee’s friend who helps her have fun or some ish like that
@Cali I doubt they’ll mess up the money but I’d like to be a fly in those trailers
Hey fayla
I thought bout you last night whilst I was applying bleaching cream to my knees and elbows 
@Cali,,,Child…I didn’t fall off the wagon, my big azz fell threw it.smh…Drankin anything to get a buzz…Did you know semen contains .0003% alcohol? Child, I axed my uncle Peaches to uh um, you knw what…This is more of an email convo, I’ll hit you up later
Hola Renee
Cali
I told myself I need to stop always being a lurker!
FE
to the FE
Heeeyyy CHOC 
ELOVER hey baby
CFreezy ma brezzy
i sowwy
*i DID put a disclaimer doe
* (i aint c u luv)
Choco
HIS!!!
what it dew?
Naija *sigh: i tied guhl. like can u come pack these bags unda my eyes tied
but how U dewin?
Looks like lurkers are extra sensitive…
Oh so this is where everybody is….
fugg wrong wit Brenden yo? fa realz
Choc!
Cfreeeee why do u make me miss u so?! *slides dwn ur leg sobbing*
Only Bieber could make a baby on a damn shelf
If your man is not tall enough to ride the rides in the park then u should not be dropping it
*hands renee a welcome packet and a fur lined baby tee (its the winter)*
did y’all know u could download books from the library and read them on ur ipad? #alwayslookinforfreeoptions
Thank you so much @ Cocoa!! You have beautiful skin as well!
Fayyyyy My purdii bewliciousness!
TaBew pwease come hep me out with my bags hunny
*I keep picturing Bieber pumping a chick on a shelf with his boyish azz*
HEYYY EVERYONE. I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH THESE LAST 30 MINUTES.
@HIS theyon leave me much time to play at work lately
Yeah FAY getcha minda right bew bew
on deck! 
@ Fay Fay – what’chu need me to do bew bew….I GOT’CHU!
@Fayla
Whaddup SEXXY !!!
@caligirl
STEALING Someone’s Hard-Earned MONEY can get Yo Azz 187 (REAL Quick…) The ONLY WAY that can be Resolved (IMO) is PAYING ME back MY Money and NEVER EVER crossing Paths with me Ever Again BUT That’s Just ME Though
@Cfree heffa stop ackin brand new. You knw I’ve always been special…Now come gimme sum suga
you see that? The smell is gone…Yes gal I been using listerine…The oranch kind 
Hey FeFe
Candayyyy!
@EGO
SR Introductory questions
#MANDATORY
There is a comment in the Bey post pertaining to questions
ELove says:
STEALING Someone’s Hard-Earned MONEY can get Yo Azz 187 (REAL Quick…) The ONLY WAY that can be Resolved (IMO) is PAYING ME back MY Money and NEVER EVER crossing Paths with me Ever Again BUT That’s Just ME Though
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^^^^^THIS! I’ve noticed you and I think A lot alike!
Thank you Everyone for all the Love!! Hi Tatted!!
GM all
I would say happy hump day but for some reason I feel like Choco said that already
Hey fayla I thought bout you last night whilst I was applying bleaching cream to my knees and elbows
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ELOVE *i know he sees me*
Tatted
Fe! Meowwwww
Eluvah!
sup HIS? what it do?
:hugs: choco
@Fayla you can lay your head on my pillows anytime
@Renee
Is that you in the pic? You are pretty!
Brenden
even tho u aint neva gon amount to nuthin 
So this Renee person looks good huh
I wish the mobile site showed avis. Well hi Renee. My name is brenden. That’s pronounce Geee-zusss or at least that’s what they be screamin once I put it on em
you like plus sized menzes? I’ve been told that squeezing the rolls on the back of my neck has the same effect as one of those stress balls 
Is Bieber 17 yet? In some places, 17 is legal.
WHERE’S YALL????
i have a song for her……..
So you’re not scared of us?
Hello HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS my bew-tee-ful counterpart!

@honeycoated – I’m over hearing screaming at the video. :lmao:
Dimpz! :hugs:
this nig is a fool
what? I thought beiber was like 19? this dude been 16 for 8 years now it seems
I would say happy hump day but for some reason I feel like Choco said that already

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Choco did that already
@Tatted… OVA HERE, OVA HERE
I don’t wear makeup but I’ve seen some cute colors that I would like to try. I haven’t worn makeup since high school prom pics and college graduation pics
What do you recommend I start with and with what brands?
@ Candi #93….I didn’t know that!
@His
Heeyyyy Sexxy-Mama !!!
@CFREE
YOU Ignored ME yesterday But You never came back to THAT Particular Post (So ALL Is Forgiven BABY…)
I HATE BRENDEN aka GEEE-ZUSS
Choco aka Hippie says:
I would say happy hump day but for some reason I feel like Choco said that already


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Choco did that already
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Smh I knew it
So you’re not scared of us?

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@FeFe
YES We DO Baby (Yes WE Do…)
candibfly says:
*hands renee a welcome packet and a fur lined baby tee (its the winter)*
did y’all know u could download books from the library and read them on ur ipad? #alwayslookinforfreeoptions
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Candi, whats the difference between an iPad and a tablet from someone else? I’m contemplating getting one …
Good morning folks
I almost spit my coffee on my computer when I read:
Her son, Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, was born on July 6 — exactly 36 weeks and two days after the alleged sexual encounter with Bieber.
the baby was preemie.. or maybe she slipped and fell on another dyk at some other concert
thank me later, justin
BROWN,YSO, MZD
@Renee28 – You shole is fine!
@Candi
Beiber has been 16 for like 5 years now…real talk!
JMO says:
@Tatted… OVA HERE, OVA HERE
I don’t wear makeup but I’ve seen some cute colors that I would like to try. I haven’t worn makeup since high school prom pics and college graduation pics
What do you recommend I start with and with what brands?
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Ummmmmm – I’m an eyeshadow girl, myself, sooooo I’d start experimenting w/that! I do recommend BHCosmetics for eyeshadow. It’s cheap, very pigmented and you can order palettes. BEFORE adding eyeshadow, so that it won’t crease or fade, I would put on an eye primer…..prefereably Smashbox. I adore them!
ELOVE neva that baby i saw and i got at you in anotha post
CFREE!!
HIS!! :hugs:
@Tattd…Well I lubs yew…I often think about you,,,me,,,, and yo wiffey…Making a human centipede
no wait…That was too far…My apologies 
@ FeFe yes, that is me! Thank you soooo much!:heart:
umm i don’t think there’s a huge difference, i guess its like the difference between an iphone and a droid. they probably do the same things. i’m not a technology geek. i just got it as a belated birthday present. its awesome so far tho
ps: target is giving $40 gift cards now if u buy an ipad #helpful
all the good deals happened after i got mine
West Coast Chick says:
or maybe she slipped and fell on another dyk at some other concert

thank me later, justin
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@LTL (Comment #136)
THAT is a VERY Accurate Statement (NO DOUBT !!!)
brenden says:
Hey fayla I thought bout you last night whilst I was applying bleaching cream to my knees and elbows
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Make sure you send some to NeNe and her son and add a Brillo pad. Their neck, knees, and elbows are two toned.
:wave: at Renee….Man will send you a welcome packet shortly
*brushes candi’s hurr bc it’s so purdy*
JMO
Oh yeah….
Renee28 
@ Brenden – does that mean YOU EAT BUTT?!?!
If so, I’m tawkin’ to my baby RATT NOW!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
JMO says:
@Tatted… OVA HERE, OVA HERE
I don’t wear makeup but I’ve seen some cute colors that I would like to try. I haven’t worn makeup since high school prom pics and college graduation pics
What do you recommend I start with and with what brands?
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Ummmmmm – I’m an eyeshadow girl, myself, sooooo I’d start experimenting w/that! I do recommend BHCosmetics for eyeshadow. It’s cheap, very pigmented and you can order palettes. BEFORE adding eyeshadow, so that it won’t crease or fade, I would put on an eye primer…..prefereably Smashbox. I adore them!
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Where can I buy these products?
Thanks fo the love everyone! I’m super bored @ work today!
Smashbox is everything! Tatted
Hey Lucious
I feel like I haven’t talked to you in ages 
thanks fayla :wave: <— special brush with bristles imported from turkey
i finally went to yasin. it looks like chaka khan when i try to do it myself
*holds Tatted* hey mama! Hook My eyes up..
Ysoooooo! How’s that scalp bew?
SANDRA ROSE (dot) COM RULE # 19,387:
ALL NEW MEMBERS OF THE SITE HAS TO ADDRESS EACH & EVERY PERSON THAT HAS THROWN UP A
SIGN TO THEY AZZ! (exact wording)
*clears throat* – RENEE!!!!
Renee are you legal cuz you look awful young
Fayla aka NotSammySosaSister says:
*brushes candi’s hurr bc it’s so purdy*
JMO
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:woot: Wassup Fayla!!
@Tatted
That pic of you has me feeling some kind of way!
Renee are you legal cuz you look awful young
DONT!
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@ JMO – you can order the eyeshadow off of Bhcosmetics (dot)com – THEY ARE THE TRUFF! and Smashbox, you can get from Macys, Nordstroms, Sephora, etc.
– YOU CAN THANK ME LATER W/A NICE DINNER!
Did Brenden say human centipede

@JMO @candi
What Fly-Gurl just stated is Very Accurate… IF you’re PRICE Conscious then go with the Cheaper ONE between the iPad and The Samsung ONE becuz Functionality-WISE there is NO Distinct Difference (Real)
Hey Brenden! Glad to see you back, Ive been away for a hot second
@ Cfree – I FUGGS W/SMASHBOX ALL DAYUM DAY LONG!
tatted u need ur bifocals, she said ‘hi tatted!’
u just want extra hellos!
@HIS
FEFE
email
@ HISSSSSS – I got’chu! What’chu wearing today?
@RENEE
(hands you MAN’s “welcome packet”; a sheet of paper with the words AZZ SHOT or GTFO)
candi..oh fancy huh? wth is yasmin
@Luscious Yes, I’m legal
candibfly says:
tatted u need ur bifocals, she said ‘hi tatted!’
u just want extra hellos!
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*clears throat* – I STAND CORRECTED!
@HIS
As dry as Kim K’s hoochie coo. Help!
yasin is only the fabulous guy that straightens my hair (he’s from turkey). i
him!
(hands you MAN’s “welcome packet”; a sheet of paper with the words AZZ SHOT or GTFO)

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@ FeFe – WELL I NEVER! ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS LET ME KNOW!
FAYLA!! :hugs:
@Tattd, Child,,,I eats it all
I’m 2hunded and eighty summin lbs…Aint nuthin ever been put in front of me that I was scared to eat…
It can be smelly, yeasty, or that time of the month, Brenden will eat it, he aint no chump
I’m sorry Tatted!!!
FCK WORK TODAY

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ JMO – you can order the eyeshadow off of Bhcosmetics (dot)com – THEY ARE THE TRUFF! and Smashbox, you can get from Macys, Nordstroms, Sephora, etc.
– YOU CAN THANK ME LATER W/A NICE DINNER!
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*goes to google and to copy & paste tatted’s info*
You got it! Thanks!
@Tatted – Is there a virtual rule book, or it’s rules as we go along?
*writes fayla an excuse to leave work with pay and w/o having to use any leave*
ugh, dammit tatted!
u know i can’t pass up buying eyeshadow. *on bhcosmetics website*
Hello Cali
I’m from Cali too!!
TATTED
guess who crossed over to the other side and got a perm…….
ELove says:
@JMO @candi
What Fly-Gurl just stated is Very Accurate… IF you’re PRICE Conscious then go with the Cheaper ONE between the iPad and The Samsung ONE becuz Functionality-WISE there is NO Distinct Difference (Real)
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@ Renee – NO, I’M SORRY! Candibyfly (Fandice as we call her alto-ego) has POINTED OUT that you gave me a special shout out! To that….I’m grateful. Thank you, shuga!
Hello everybody! Long time lurker, sometimes poster here and I’m about to make that cake with a can of pop that Prynn was talking about yesterday! To answer Candi’s question from yesterday I googled it and you can put it in the oven and bake it a la the instructions on the box. be back later with results!
y do me so bad bew?
@candi well dayum! they know how to lay it to da side in Turkey eh?
@ Candi & JMO – I’M TELLING YOU, YOU WILL
THE EYESHADOW! MAKE SURE TO WEAR A PRIMER FIRST! 
@CANDI
I thought I cut several inches off of your hair in a fit of jealousy in another post. Why is it still so long and luxurious!
@ Brown – NO YOU DID NOT!!!! DID YOU??? GET A PERM???? *jawdropped*
LadyT says:
Hello everybody! Long time lurker, sometimes poster here and I’m about to make that cake with a can of pop that Prynn was talking about yesterday! To answer Candi’s question from yesterday I googled it and you can put it in the oven and bake it a la the instructions on the box. be back later with results!
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@ Caligirl – RULES, AS IT SEEMS, ARE MADE UP AS WE GO ALONG! Gwon’ head, try it….MAKE UP A RULE!
@yso it grows back fast
y’all remember that doll back in the day that if u moved her arm the hair would grow or get shorter?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Brown – NO YOU DID NOT!!!! DID YOU??? GET A PERM???? *jawdropped*
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NOOOOOO, You got a perm. What happened
and yes I did get a perm
FAYLA!!
See comment #179. HMPH!
@LADYT
Just email me a piece while it’s still warm from the oven, please and thanks.
oh nevermind…..carryon
@Tatted Your very welcome!
@CANDI
You want some of the pop cake that LadyT is gonna email me? :hugs:
Cali
i wanted somethin different and got tired of tryin to find a barber that could cut my hair and not make me looka like a man! Plus it’s easier for me to deal with because it’s short and spiked
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
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what happened to Tatted’s pic and yes I did get a perm
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How long did you go without having one. It’s been two years and so far it’s working for me!
First, girl u never believe a guy who says he’s a virgin. Can’t believe some people still fall for that. Second if that is his baby you are #winning in child support. I’m more interested in Kim getting Federline by Kris
@LadyT
how bout i youtubed that cake recipe THIS morntink but they all were baking in the oven, but best balee fay-fay gonna give it a go anyway shoo 
Luscious!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO (perm)
candibfly says:
“Based upon the timing as well as the fact there were no other possible men that I had sex with that could be the father of this baby, I believe that Justin Bieber is in fact the father of my baby.”
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believe? or know?
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I can’t believe it took 25 comments for someone to point that out. Everything else in the story became a blurr after she said that. If I only slept with one dude I would KNOW. Since she only “believes” it’s definately time to go to Maury so she can see if she’s getting $200 a month in child support or $20,000.
@Lusc it’s about time
I was gettin tired of seeing three different textures of hair in yo head
did you address the hair on ur back as well?

@LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS – Okay, I approve *sillyme*
Brenden says:
I been using listerine…The oranch kind
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howmanylicks_07
please
I haven’t had a relaxer in 6months and i’m feeling like i’m in agony. I may just go back to my kiddie texturizer.
Hello Lady T
YSo pls see #68
<—coconut milk
Welp, since candi gave permission i'm OUT (if i get fired i AM fwding bills to u AND fandice tho
)
did you address the hair on ur back as well?
STUPID
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@ Brown – BUT YOU’RE HAIR WAS SOOOO KEWETE!

I’ve been TRYING to go natural, BUT that soon faded away and I put one in last Thursday!
MzDimplez1123 says:
I haven’t had a relaxer in 6months and i’m feeling like i’m in agony. I may just go back to my kiddie texturizer.
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I break combs without a relaxer in 6 months #goodhair
@ Candi – DID YOU SEE SOMETHING ON THE SITE YOU LIKED?
Cali it’s been a couple yrs!
Brenden I was waiting to do the hair on my back along with the hair on your hands and feet
Yeah Renee..Looks right up Man’s alley…
:yells: MAN!! ..We got you one…
He’ll be just a minute…
MzDimplez1123 says:
I haven’t had a relaxer in 6months and i’m feeling like i’m in agony. I may just go back to my kiddie texturizer.
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I put one in my hair every 6 weeks….I TRIED TO HOLD OUT AND GOT TO 6.5 weeks…….back on track, ‘doe!
Tatted I was traumatized from the last time dude cut my hair and had me lookin like a cancer patient
MzDimplez1123 says:
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I haven’t had a relaxer in 6months and i’m feeling like i’m in agony. I may just go back to my kiddie texturizer.
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No don’t do it! Find you somewhere ther does natural hair or a good Dominican.
TaBew so yeen gone dew nuffin bout these LOOWEEVEETONE bags unda my eyes huh?
JMO says:
LadyT says:
Hello everybody! Long time lurker, sometimes poster here and I’m about to make that cake with a can of pop that Prynn was talking about yesterday! To answer Candi’s question from yesterday I googled it and you can put it in the oven and bake it a la the instructions on the box. be back later with results!
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… and please report back with the results!
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…and the flavor you used.
O’an make sure you share it with someone (specifically somebody you
on the regular) so that me and Creamy are not the only ones thinking that this “pop cake” is in fact an aphrodisiac (sp).
See you in 8 mins. LOL
@Pryn I feels you, but when you’re a salad tossing connoisuer like myself…You need sumthin for the after burn
It’s like taking a dookey and not wiping afterwards 
dang started reading comments from the bottom up and thought this was a hair blog
@ Fay Fay – I asked you wut’chu need me to do…I GOT’CHU! BUT I’M
@ your Louis Vitton spelling! PURE
I TELL YA!
@ Cali…I think all that heat the Dominicans use would be worse on my hair that the texturizer. I don’t even let it stay in long. It’s literally in and out in 10 mins or less but that heat they use scares me.
brenden says:
@Pryn I feels you, but when you’re a salad tossing connoisuer like myself…You need sumthin for the after burn It’s like taking a dookey and not wiping afterwards
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I’M HATING YOU AGAIN, BRENDEN!
tatted I’ll probably do the natural again in another yr or so
iono TaBew concealer, surgery, SUMTHIN
@bk
that dam trojan costume 
@ Brown – I’m sure it’s ca-yute as is! I wanna see a pic when you get a chance!
@ Fay Fay – I use concealer – The one that I like is MAC Studio Finish Concealer. It’s about $14 or $15 but it lasts a loooooong time. I’m getting the fine lines under my eyes. FREAKED ME THEEE FUGG OUT! I was worried I was looking old and chit, then I had to be reminded….I AM 36 YEARS OLD!
MzDimplez1123 says:
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I don’t even let it stay in long. It’s literally in and out in 10 mins or less but that heat they use scares me.
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The stylist has to be skilled, but that’s any where you go. Dominican or not…Mine is golden. I cut all the relaxer out and it was really short two years ago…I have length and it’s healthy.
Heeeey Lakes – WHO IS THAT DIOR-ABLE BABY????
brenden says:
@Pryn I feels you, but when you’re a salad tossing connoisuer like myself…You need sumthin for the after burn
It’s like taking a dookey and not wiping afterwards 
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PINEAPPLES!! nicca PINEAPPLES!!
? so let me get this correct the legal age of consent in some states is 16 and in Cali its 18 so if we gonna count backwards from the time the sex happen he would have been 15, so now that would be considered statutory rape ?
Ace says:
brenden says:
@Pryn I feels you, but when you’re a salad tossing connoisuer like myself…You need sumthin for the after burn It’s like taking a dookey and not wiping afterwards
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PINEAPPLES!! nicca PINEAPPLES!!
@ ACE! 
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Once again,
he would have been 15, so now that would be considered statutory rape ?
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Yep she raped dude…but i dont know too many 15 year old boys that would mind a 20 year old taking it.
@tatted – I use Clinque Repairwear Intensive Eye I’m going
against any signs. DAMNIT
@Ace
YES! PINEAPPLES! He’s TOO MUCH!
brenden says:
@Pryn I feels you, but when you’re a salad tossing connoisuer like myself…You need sumthin for the after burn It’s like taking a dookey and not wiping afterwards
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Did you actually say “Dookey”
WOW….
Ace says:
brenden says:
@Pryn I feels you, but when you’re a salad tossing connoisuer like myself…You need sumthin for the after burn It’s like taking a dookey and not wiping afterwards
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Ace and Brenden Both to the
PLEASE
@ Caligirl why i got to go to corner? * Sexual Chocolate! Sexual Chocolate! Drops mic point sideways and off to the corner
@yso that be my lil nanis
caligirl says:
Ace says:
brenden says:
@Pryn I feels you, but when you’re a salad tossing connoisuer like myself…You need sumthin for the after burn It’s like taking a dookey and not wiping afterwards
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Ace and Brenden Both to the kona PLEASE
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Why I gotta go…i aint do nuphin!…. *pouts on way to kona*

@ Caligirl – THAT CHIT DON’T WORK ON ME! I have had tons of stuff, but for the most part, I think I’m aging very well!
@ howmanylicks – it looks like ‘ol dude in your gravi need a hernia surgery or sum’fin!
@ace u see our baby
she got dimpz dimples 
Well if Brenden in the corner with me can I get human centipede. As you can by gravi Brenden we have a resemblance to each other so this will be a wonderful experience we just have to make sure our stomachs stay away from each other to prevent any large fires.
@Lakers…
I see lil mama… with her dimplez …she can play with Lil Deueces when ever she wants…. and naturally i’ll watch them on ladies nite when you ad dimpz are out…
Pineapples? Are we talking about like when you take a poopy (happy now I got there?lol) and it feels like ur giving birth to a pine cone anally? I’ve heard that happens when you don’t drink enough water throughout the day
knowledge is power, thanks Devry 
@ Tatted
Big Poppa says thank you for your concerns but he is on his way of losing weight he is currently enrolled in the JHUD/Kirsty Allen program at his local YMCA.
@ howmanylicks – that fool looks like he been in the sun too long, too!
@Howmany
cum on over with me to this here Korna…I got snacks. We can play hide n go get it 
@ace look at u being a wonderful hussband :2dance: < me and dimpz
Ok then..
So i’m heading to the
new valtrex post…if you need me i’ll be there…
@brenden and howmany … yall nasty
do his people let random broads have access to him like that?
Okay I’m back! Hello JMO, and Choco.
YSO be on the look out for a FedEx truck.
Prynn I used carrot cake and a can of ginger ale. I can’t attest to the aphrodisiac portion though because I’m single. I decided to put it in the oven, I would definitely reccommend putting a cookie sheet under the cake pan, but it turned out delicious!! Very moist inside! I think I want to try the strawberry and Tahitian treat next…
I will try that one (carrot cake and ginger ale) later down the line. What did you top it with, cream cheese and pineapple glaze? Was/is it super sweet? I’m glad you liked it. Glad to know it works in the oven. Now I can make cupcakes. I’m still stuck on the fact that I want the quicker 8 minute fix now.
Instant quick rinse
New improved
Hurry, hurry, rush, rush
World on the move
~Andre 3000
I topped it with Duncan Hines Cream Cheese. It was really sweet
Well if this is true, she will face additional charges because he was a minor and is still a minor. He has not reached the age of consent so she has committed a crime, but maybe she is not aware of this :0