Kelly Rowland Covers JET Magazine

Sandra Rose December 16, 2011

Chicago – December 16, 2011 – Kelly Rowland, the former Destiny’s Child member and Grammy nominated recording artist,
covers JET. The singer owned 2011. This year she had a chart-topping hit, Motivation, an unforgettable BET performance, and
scored a new gig on The X Factor. In this issue Rowland talks about her love for soul music, why 2012 may be an even bigger year
and how she feels about being reintroduced to her father. “I think every little girl wants to be a darling in her father’s eyes…”

Be sure to check out www.jetmag.com for your chance to win the Sexy Abs DVD with Kelly Rowland and trainer Jeanette Jenkins.

On newsstands nationwide December 19, 2011

chocolate divalicious aka CD

Kelly is talm bout the same chit in every magazine article

1. Claim you are estatic over your failure of an album-check
2. You forgiven yo daddy for not being there-check
3. You love Beyonce and she is like yo sister-check
4. You have finally embraced your dark skin because LSLH bytches fukked with you when you were little-check
100% usa made!

Kelly = Winning!!!!
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

Go back to the short hair Kelly. Please and thanks. That is all.
100% usa made!

Collar Bone sticking out = no Bueno
Torae

Kelly’s wigs have got to go. She is most def not “WINNING” with those beauty supply store wigs! She’s so much more prettier with her OWN short hair.
KyCakes

Sometimes she looks really hawt and super :hump:-able…

This is NOT one of those times…
CHA CHA

Pineapples

Sup Ysoliciana and CD <- head nod
Yall still crazy

She’s not ever gonna get rid of that wig, huh

Cha Cha <— that wig
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Hey Cha Cha <—–Hood dap

Cha Cha that gravi bueno
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Cha Cha (the purtiest woman in the world)

So, ya’ll was just gone leave a bish in the last post, huh?!
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

CHACHELLA!!
Roc

Kelly is NOT winning. Same ish…another interview. Boring.
candibfly

<— every time i see kelly

twin :2dance: <=== round of applause by wacka
Roc

And that wig is hideous
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Where is MAN when we need him???
JMO

Waiting for @Man to post in 5 … 4 … 3 .. 2 …
CHA CHA

The prettiest HOBURGER IN THE WORLD Tonight Im gonna dance for you :2dance:

Cotton Candy sweet as gold… Let me see Tatted Tootsie Roll on the ~~hips~~ lips

CANDY COATED RAIN DROP *hits our bedazzled holiday umbrella embroidered with christmas lights

CD…. That bish tryna get her groove back
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Cha CHa

:crying1: for the poor soul that she gets it back with
free

is there no shame with the hair?
caligirl

cha cha – what wrong with you? please
Aryanna

If Kelly is cute.. she is not cute in this pic..

I agree that the long hair is not for her…
free

and her hands look like some shyt out of a sci-fi movie….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQiBgSJzFjI Jerrica

CHA CHA!!! :Yahoo:

Nothing on this post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQiBgSJzFjI Jerrica
JMO

@ free
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Cha Cha!
amatrex

Kelly is talented, has nice skin, and a great body.

So why has she always been unattractive to me?
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Free!
KDub

Kelendria must order those Freetress wigs in bulk. She must have a WHOLE box of ’em.

Dallas Girl.

Available atcho nearest BSS for $21.99.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—- Likes her coat! that's positive, right???
KDub

CANDY COATED RAIN DROP *hits our bedazzled holiday umbrella embroidered with christmas lights

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In my grandma Kdub voice…

*That ish gonna catch afiyah! All them DAYUM lights out in the rain like that!*
KDub

Why Kelly hands look like Draya’s feet?
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ KDub!
KDub

and how she feels about being reintroduced to her father. “I think every little girl wants to be a darling in her father’s eyes…”
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And with Beyonce and Solange in the house you just could NOT be a darling to your real daddy Mathew (one T) Knowles huh?
OutsidetheBox

Why they do Kells like that.?
OutsidetheBox

She must have a WHOLE box of ‘em.

She has said she has a room for them.
KDub

Why they do Kells like that.?
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That heffa did that ish to HUHSELF. Nobody tole her to order Dallas Girl in bulk. That is like the 14th pic I done see of her in that same wig.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

KDub says:

Why Kelly hands look like Draya’s feet?
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FUGGIN
Ty

I heard she was homesick from doing XFactor and wanted to come home and they doubled her salary. The UK loves Kelly and she is major over there. So Kelly might be winning Do they pay the XFactor judges like the AI judges? JLo is making a killing from AI
KDub

She has said she has a room for them.
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So the girl from Houston…has a room for her wigs that are named after the city of DALLAS? The fuggin irony!
I Go There

GO Go Go Go…..

Short or long I dig Kelly Rowland…. Its them damn choclate legs
CHA CHA

KDub says:

CANDY COATED RAIN DROP *hits our bedazzled holiday umbrella embroidered with christmas lights

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In my grandma Kdub voice…

*That ish gonna catch afiyah! All them DAYUM lights out in the rain like that!*

you always be forward thinking and shyt… We was gon be dead meat!

I want Kelendria to be great…sometimes her pictures are EVERYTHING and others she is missing something!
Ty

@ KDub That is too much hair for her small head
Beautifuleve17

I like her with short hair…pretty girl tho….
KDub

Do they pay the XFactor judges like the AI judges?
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Things Kelendria need to use her Xfactor guap on:

A deena test (DNA) to find out once and fo all Maty Knowles is huh pappy.
KDub

Do they pay the XFactor judges like the AI judges?
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Things Kelendria need to use her Xfactor guap on:

A full time hand model (matched to her own pretty skin tone) to travel with her to alllllll her photo shoots. For the rest of her life.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

ION know what does she have of interest to say 5 years later and she still looking like Mac Tonite
KDub

Do they pay the XFactor judges like the AI judges?
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Things Kelendria need to use her Xfactor guap on:

HUMAN hair wigs…instead of those made out of JoAnn Fabrics yarn that are sold in the BSS store owned by Sarah The Nail Tech’s family.
KDub

an unforgettable BET performance
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Which one? The one where her outfit looked like the sister of Dark Wing Duck?
laterthannever

I loved her politically correct igg of Mr. Knowles when asked about him.

Turrible cover.
laterthannever

Oh and under the plastic mop she looks just like a widdle chocolate Solange in this picture!!
KyCakes

Choco aka Hippie says:

ION know what does she have of interest to say 5 years later and she still looking like Mac Tonite
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Nope. That distinguished title belongs to Natalie ‘I run L.A.’ Nunn
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

(refuses to read anymore of KDUB’S font in this here post and maybe for the rest of the day)
I Go There

Damn where did everybody go?
chocolate divalicious aka CD

KDub says:
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Which one? The one where her outfit looked like the sister of Dark Wing Duck?
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KyCakes

I’m still here if you want me to be, IGO
Ty

KDub says:

an unforgettable BET performance
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Which one? The one where her outfit looked like the sister of Dark Wing Duck?
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Dark Wing was fly
Posche

Kelly’s hands have that NeNe Leakes syndrome.

Who did her makeup? Not pretty at all.
I Go There

KyCakes says:

I’m still here if you want me to be, IGO
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Gee thanks Ky
now if I could only find them handcuffs.
candibfly

i really was wrapped in my blanked fallin the fugg asleep at my desk

i don’t really think kelly’s pretty. she’s not ugly but just meh i guess
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

i don’t really think kelly’s pretty. she’s not ugly but just meh i guess
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Ditto
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

finally she has some clothes on now if we can chop off that fake barbie lookn hair!!
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

They told’chu don’chu ever come around here
Don’t wanna see yo’face you betta disappear
The fires in their eyes and the words are very clear
So beat it Just beat
Ugh………..

*outburst bc i’m bored as chit*
KyCakes

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I’m still here if you want me to be, IGO
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Gee thanks Ky
now if I could only find them handcuffs.
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I always keep a pair in my glove box with my .38 and my concealed carry permit……
Ty

candibfly says:

i really was wrapped in my blanked fallin the fugg asleep at my desk

i don’t really think kelly’s pretty. she’s not ugly but just meh i guess
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Kelly is cute when she is toned down. When she tries to over do it, she looks trannyish Her face looks dry az hell on that cover. I just want to rub some vaseline on her face or something Plus the big azz wig that looks like she used some foam rollers
KDub

now if we can chop off that fake barbie lookn hair!!

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No need to chop. All she gotta do in reach up underneef it and undo the comb at the crown and the nape.

And BAM that bish is OFF.

#helpful.
NaijaGal

I want 12 hundred dollars
11 pairs of shoes
10 fingernails
9 packs of weaves
8 male strippers
7 bus passes
6 diamond rings
5 months free rent
4 bangles
3 pocketbooks
2 earrings
and a man with a lot of money
KyCakes

@KDub –
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—— Only uses vaseline when I know for a fact I'm bouta fight and I have it on hand!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

OMG Whoopi crop dusted really loud on THE VIEW and said I just let a lil froggy out
OutsidetheBox

Wait, who even still has an image of dark wing duck in their repertoire. KWAll thats who!!!

I hate KWall.
I Go There

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I’m still here if you want me to be, IGO
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Gee thanks Ky
now if I could only find them handcuffs.
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I always keep a pair in my glove box with my .38 and my concealed carry permit……
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Now see… you done took this to gun talk.

Damn Blog women….
Ty

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

They told’chu don’chu ever come around here
Don’t wanna see yo’face you betta disappear
The fires in their eyes and the words are very clear
So beat it Just beat
Ugh………..

*outburst bc i’m bored as chit*
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Me too Tatt. I did get all my X-Mas shopping done online today. I am at these folks bitching about their bonus’ I told one lady to give it back and she and walked off
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Why the fugg I thought I was cute with my wrap and cute chinese bangs until my co-worker’s grandmother just tapped me on the shoulder and said nice hairdo because she has the same one. Nobody wants me to be great
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Choco! Dayum, wish I could’ve heard it!
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

They told’chu don’chu ever come around here
Don’t wanna see yo’face you betta disappear
The fires in their eyes and the words are very clear
So beat it Just beat
Ugh………..

*outburst bc i’m bored as chit*
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You need help
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

@CHOCO

That’s why I love Whoopi. Bish does not care.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

We get our bonuses in February but Im good with that cuz it seems to come right after tax time a bish be feeling paid in the shade
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ TY – IKR! Is it 4:30 EST yes!
OutsidetheBox

What you gonna get for Xmas, yeah! What you gonna get that girl!

Thanks Naija. now imma be sanging that chit all day.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ CD.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHOCO U TOO!! FEBUARY IS A GOOD FUKN MONTH!! WE GET BONUS EVERY 3 MONTHS AND FEBUARY THAT MONTH BISH IS PAID!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Why the fugg I thought I was cute with my wrap and cute chinese bangs until my co-worker’s grandmother just tapped me on the shoulder and said nice hairdo because she has the same one. Nobody wants me to be great
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@Tatted and YSO
That bish was so unphazed and lifted her effn leg #GROSSSSSSSSSSS
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

They told’chu don’chu ever come around here
Don’t wanna see yo’face you betta disappear
The fires in their eyes and the words are very clear
So beat it Just beat
Ugh………..

*outburst bc i’m bored as chit*
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You need help

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I know, huh?! *in my Junior from Player’s Club voice when he was getting rett to rape Ebony*
pointhimout

please get kelly and her wayward wig collection out of here. Go back across the pond.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IS IT TOO LATE FOR COFFE? I NEED A PICK ME THE FUK UP!!
OutsidetheBox

@Grandma.

You can be hip too.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Tatted

It was like turning around and looking in a mirror. Grandma just stole my muthafuggin mojo in 2 seconds flat. Damn
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Choco – Now, I would’ve prolly reached over and smacked THEE dawg chit outta Whoopi for lifting up that dayum leg.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Lakes
YEP I swear I pray I don’t touch my money this years for indulgence only big dollar item I wanna buy me is a carat diamond ring with earring to match depending on quality but thats it
NaijaGal

@OTB I love that ghetto christmas anthem
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ CD – She brought you down 1, huh?! Grandma said “fugg that. I need to let this bish know I got it too!*
OutsidetheBox

@Lakes<— drinking Iced Coffee from Dunkin (its almost 80° today ).

i drink coffee all night/day tho. Chit dont bother me. I can still sleep and all. Might fall asleep drinking that bish
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Tatted
Nah bish you should’ve seen the red haired on sitting next to her I forget her name Jo something she has another talk show I swear they all looked like oh thats just Whoopi being Whoopi
laterthannever

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

Why the fugg I thought I was cute with my wrap and cute chinese bangs until my co-worker’s grandmother just tapped me on the shoulder and said nice hairdo because she has the same one. Nobody wants me to be great

Few months back at lunch with friends and a 70+ y/o had on the same shirt I was wearing. Your hair just has wisdom.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

I actually think Kelly is a pretty woman. HOWEVEEEEEEEEEEEEER wh oda fuk blew a hint of powder or flour on her face (i know it may be the lighting but dayum)
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Your hair just has wisdom.
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OutsidetheBox

Which of you wordly bishes was the resling drinker?

I wanna get some tonight…chirren gearing up for their xmas pageant so im solo dolo till Sun morn.

I need to know what to buy… TIA.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Choco – dayum, why didn’t I get a chance to see that chit!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHOCO MY DINERO IS ALREDY GOOOOOONE!! WITH THE CAR AND MY <<TEFF MY RETURN HAS BEEN BURND THRU BEFORE I CAN RECEIVE IT BUT HEY ATLEAST I RECEIVE ONE RIGHT?
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Laterthannever says:

Few months back at lunch with friends and a 70+ y/o had on the same shirt I was wearing. Your hair just has wisdom.
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Thanks that made me chuckle cause right nah a bytch aint feeling so special
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@CHOCO U TOO!! FEBUARY IS A GOOD FUKN MONTH!! WE GET BONUS EVERY 3 MONTHS AND FEBUARY THAT MONTH BISH IS PAID!!
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I wear an 11
Please no Jordans….
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ OTB – I think that was Saso (Dougie)
NaijaGal

Jet is on the same level as Sister to Sister
OutsidetheBox

who da fuk blew a hint of powder or flour on her face

Awwwwwwwwwww TF When the hetero niggas notice your concealer, your makeup artist should be fired e-med-g-utly..
I Go There

OutsidetheBox says:

Which of you wordly bishes was the resling drinker?

I wanna get some tonight…chirren gearing up for their xmas pageant so im solo dolo till Sun morn.

I need to know what to buy… TIA.
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Try St Michelle Resling
Its Good.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

I Go There says:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@CHOCO U TOO!! FEBUARY IS A GOOD FUKN MONTH!! WE GET BONUS EVERY 3 MONTHS AND FEBUARY THAT MONTH BISH IS PAID!!
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I wear an 11
Please no Jordans….
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Now, who’s the sick one?!?!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@OTB OH OK BECAUSE THESE BISHESSS!! AT WORK LOOKN AT ME LIKE IM LOST!! <<WITH A HINT OF FUK OFF!!
OutsidetheBox

It was Sass ass.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

of you wordly bishes was the resling drinker?

I wanna get some tonight…chirren gearing up for their xmas pageant so im solo dolo till Sun morn.
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Ahhhh Im a alchy friend bought some reisling over this am and I was like who gave you that bottle who said some co-worker from work me: Oh open it up

@Lakes

@EGO
Size 11 huh yeahhhhhhhhh okay
laterthannever

@OutsidetheBox

Chateau St. Michelle if you want a nice mellow but not too extreme.

Weird long blue bottle with nun looking lady on the front if you want it to taste like oddly carbonated pee pee

Relax is my favorite but kind of sweet, but when I want to drink real wine I drink red so I’m ok w/the sweet. (Not Moscato sweet though…)

/lush
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—– PLAN ON GETTIN' CHIT FACED 2NITE!
<— really Remy & Coke!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@IGO I WEAR A 38D AND LOOOOOVE VICKY SECREETOO!!
candibfly

ion like the taste of coffee. i need an iv of caffeine tho cause i CANNOT stop nodding off
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

I Go There says:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@CHOCO U TOO!! FEBUARY IS A GOOD FUKN MONTH!! WE GET BONUS EVERY 3 MONTHS AND FEBUARY THAT MONTH BISH IS PAID!!
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I wear an 11
Please no Jordans….
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Now, who’s the sick one?!?!
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Hey I had to take the shot.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

After just being brought down a peg or two I’ll probably sit in my car and drink some Hennesey tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Hellllllooooo anybody in here??
*looks around and takes a seat*
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ IGO – I saw you slipped that chit on in there slick as fugg. BUT, take a look @ Lakes response!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Im gonna sober up during work and drink when I get off
iheart405

Im back y’all what y’all talmbout now??
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Heeeey O’Honey
candibfly

OHoney! *jogs over to u and falls asleep in mid-job*
OutsidetheBox

St Michelle Resling

And IGo You was the other party.

Thank you. Thats exactly what I was looking for!
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ CD – Dayum, bew…IN THE CAR??? Well, if you must, you must!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

SUP Iheart and OHONEY

WHOOPI Crop dusted
Drinking wine
Bonuses

TRUE STORY
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Mad Dog 20/20 Blue
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Heeeey Iheart – We tom’bout ME getting chit faced tonight.

<—- Remy & coke. Want some?
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Choco’s recap!
I Go There

@EGO
Size 11 huh yeahhhhhhhhh okay
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Mmmhmmmm….

@Laker Vickie Secrets huh
*takes out Tape Measure and thumps nipple
Yep 38D on the mark…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Tatted
CandiB WAKE UP tell me what is that TV show you always discussing on here? I used to watch it but I can never catch it but my coworker just logged me into her HULU account……. I’mma take a gander at a few episodes.
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ IGO – I saw you slipped that chit on in there slick as fugg. BUT, take a look @ Lakes response
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Yeah I saw that…. LOL
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Shoe size doesn’t matter tho
candibfly

u mean happy endings? with damon wayans jr

it is a HOOT i tell u
I Go There

OutsidetheBox says:

St Michelle Resling

And IGo You was the other party.

Thank you. Thats exactly what I was looking for!
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No Problem maam…. anytime.
OutsidetheBox

Chateau St. Michelle

*taking notes which is really taking pics of the screen with my phone*

Generation X style Thank you @Later!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie
OutsidetheBox

I can feel my throak burning just with the mention of Henn dog.

I feel you tho. Granma prolly got some Henn Black tho… dont sleep, we know she hip.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@IGO
@CHOCO WHY I GOT TO STAY UNTIL FUKN 7 TODAY!! BUT AFTER WORK IM HAVING TWO MARRRRGARITAS!! THE BABE IS MAKING THEM WITH REAL SKRAWWBERRYS UMMMM :hunch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4_9LiHQd5c ELove

Kelly LQQKS Ridiculously STOOPID on THIS Cover — IMO

WHY would She even approve of this photo to be EVEN Considered for the ONE to Use Though And If I offended Anyone’s Sensibilities (OHHH Well Then…)

Just want to SAY Happy FRIDAY to Everybody and HOPE Everybody Enjoy this weekend Along With Their Upcoming Holiday-TIME (Real)

OKEY BYE !!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHOCO NO IT DONT!!
CHA CHA

pointhimout says:

please get kelly and her wayward wig collection out of here. Go back across the pond.

:hahahah: <–the Frankie Leg
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Lakes
ION boo I came in at 11a today after and Im just wishing the day would go by really gotta stop thinking Im 20 and can get down like that
OutsidetheBox

Vickie Secrets

Do you know these mofos buying they cotton from a country(s?) in Africa where my little cousins getting pulled from schools to pick the fukking cotton overpriced ass bullshit and they using child labor..?!?!?

*burns bras in protest*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

CandiB that is it. I saw a few episodes but then lost track. That one dark haired girl looks like her forehead was recently sewn back together or something
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@CHOCO NO IT DONT!!
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Ty

therapist1911 says:

I actually think Kelly is a pretty woman. HOWEVEEEEEEEEEEEEER wh oda fuk blew a hint of powder or flour on her face (i know it may be the lighting but dayum)
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Yes her make up is so bad her skin looks dry

@ wisdom hair
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

overpriced ass bull**** and they using child labor..?!?!?

*burns bras in protest*
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Thats y them fockers only get my ends when its a sale but I do love their bras
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@OTB

Her punk azz grandaughter (my coworker) gone say trying to be funny and chit yall look like twins Punk bytch
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@OTB **BURNS HER BRA’S JUST TO LET THE GIRL BREAAFFF ** THE NERVE OF THAT BISH SO THAT HER FUKN SECRET CHILD LABORING? NOT SESSY!!
OutsidetheBox

happy endings

@Candi. Thanks Sis. I needed that time slot filled and I like the show!
iheart405

@Tatted, Don’t do dahk likka I be on top of tables and chit I’ll take some vodka tho
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Just want to SAY Happy FRIDAY to Everybody and HOPE Everybody Enjoy this weekend Along With Their Upcoming Holiday-TIME (Real)
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Awwwwww :hugs: and back to you ELOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Awwwwww OTB say it ain’t so :crying1:
OutsidetheBox

<–the Frankie Leg

Did yall hear that wayward woman on the Rickey Smily show? Frankie need to be adopted.

She kept saying, deez nutts. I was like wait we did that in 98…
candibfly

i don’t really like VS. don’t seem like their bras are made for tits of my girth plus they cost too much. i’d rather get some sexy pannies from marshall’s for $2 a pop
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

chit yall look like twins Punk bytch
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So so so you just gone take that from Gangsta GMA or you gone get to stomping with the big DAWGS

SIKE change you hairstyle stat tho
candibfly

i remember nigs sayin ‘guess what?’ ‘deez nuttttttsss’ when i was in the 5th grade
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

i don’t really like VS. don’t seem like their bras are made for tits of my girth plus they cost too much.
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They do but for a 38DD you need a good bra that fits VS bras are great for big boobs seriously they keep them up and perky
OutsidetheBox

and @E. With your dip’in and dap’out ass. I even imagine you dapping with your font a little bit… Its looks lie Denzel’s walk (in my head).

Chit tickles my soul.
iheart405

@OTB, I heard her and I think she still on some drugs or something
She kept saying why I oughtta and the end of rand ish too
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Choco

I guess so even though grandma need to grow the hell up and quit rocking my chit
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I guess so even though grandma need to grow the hell up
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I you
I Go There

Choco aka Hippie says:

Shoe size doesn’t matter tho
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I take it you done had some Big foot sorry Jokers…
Such a shame.

@Lakers Now why you gott shake them thangs at me.
candibfly

i have a couple VS bras and i don’t like them. i mean they be sittin high up under my chin but i feel like they aren’t full coverage or something.

the big titty struggle is real y’all
OutsidetheBox

VS Bras are overrated IMO. Much better quality out there, for lesser. But im an immature bit ch and I do love me some lounging ass PINK chit But fukk them yo.

They got to get a new supplier. I swear i wont wear that chit again till they do. I got principles and chit.
Fabulous City

OMG, that cover is awful!!! her makeup artist did her dirty!!!!
caligirl

scrreeerch did someone say wine? Resident Wino right here!
candibfly

But im an immature bit ch and I do love me some lounging ass PINK chit
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me too i’m almost _0 years old and i be wearin hello kitty slippers, lounging in sweats with stars on em, flannel pj sets with sheep on em
I Go There

OutsidetheBox says:

Vickie Secrets
Do you know these mofos buying they cotton from a country(s?) in Africa where my little cousins getting pulled from schools to pick the fukking cotton overpriced ass bull**** and they using child labor..?!?!?

*burns bras in protest
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Now the tas just swinging.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I take it you done had some Big foot sorry Jokers…
Such a shame.
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Nah boo not sorry Jokers No complaints there which is why I say shoe size doens’t matter and real talk nothing looks 11 inches about it just sayn
caligirl

I hate VS bras, I seems to always have nip spill.
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

My girls don’t care for Victoria or her secrets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

*unhooks my VS bra and stashes it in my purse*
I’mma throw it away when I get home
OutsidetheBox

vodka

i love me some pee pee tasting as Ciroc :hehe:
caligirl

chantelle bra’s at Nords are the best. Nice lift and coverage. Expect to spend some money, but there will be no pinching on falling straps.
caligirl

chantelle bra’s at Nords are the best. Nice lift and coverage. Expect to spend some money, but there will be no pinching on falling straps.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Candi
I think its they type of bra you’re buying like the demi or all that other chit I do have some that look like my boobs will spill out but they don’t but also I don’t buy them unless their on sale they last forever tho real talk
Fabulous City

KDub says:

Why Kelly hands look like Draya’s feet?
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This K-Dub right here….SMH
Yall still crazy

Twin
‘deez nuts’ worked for any question yo

:dance2: <—for earlier song that IONO

I used to like the VS water bras
Fabulous City

YSoSerious says:

(refuses to read anymore of KDUB’S font in this here post and maybe for the rest of the day)

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Yall still crazy

oops
:2dance:
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

DOES MORNING :hunch: TIRE THE FUK OUTA ANYBODY ELSE? MY BFF SAY IT GIVES HER ENERGY ME.. SHYT THATS WHY I WAS LATE TODAY!!
candibfly

but why are u always makin up emoticons that don’t exist?

:tellmewhy:
Ty

OutsidetheBox says:

I can feel my throak burning just with the mention of Henn dog.
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I chase my Henn. with apple juice. Everybody that I suggested it to loves it and wont drink it without now. I hate Henn and pop

Try it…promise u wont go back
OutsidetheBox

:stop: We responsible AND ethical and chit.

Dont throw it away. Save it till they switch (cause you know the YTS aint having it)…

We GREEN too. Upstanding ass bishes of Sandra Rose.

I just put my chit in the “summer” box. :hehe:
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Im confused as to why my folks have to be sorry Jokers they don’t even know you and you damn sure don’t know them NOT KOOL IMO talking bout nigz you don’t even know SMH
chocolate divalicious aka CD

#DeathToNipSpill
caligirl

Vodka is my drink of choice, when I’ve had a rough week! Cran and vodka 2 limes and splash of cointreau. TASTY
KyCakes

Ai-ight y’all. I’m out.

Holiday Dinner tonight. Got to go shopping and get all scrub a dub clean!

Have a great weekend, ery’one :wave:
100% usa made!

No VS, I’m a Frederick’s of Hollywood Lady
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

I like Cacique from Lane Bryant. Full coverage, good support, and reasonably priced all things considered.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Lakes
No it drains me but Im still stupid enough to go for it and I really tried to act like I was just gonna get dressed and go to work it does release endorphins for me all day it seems
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

Please no Jordans….
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The Concords get rerererererleased on the 23rd though…….
OutsidetheBox

Cause Im #helpful. Some of us are visual and need pictures :duh:

Dimpz :wallslide: Cause I thought it was established that I was #helpful
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

KyCakes
chocolate divalicious aka CD

Ky
caligirl

@OTB – Have you tried sparkling shriaz? Try it you’ll like it
candibfly

i don’t drink much, i still have that bottle of leblon cachaca (brazilian rum) and its like 98% full. one sip and i was ready to go to bed (sleep, not get it on, y’all nasty)
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

YSoSerious says:

I like Cacique from Lane Bryant. Full coverage, good support, and reasonably priced all things considered.
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Me too, YSO!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

i looove vicky sicreto!! but im with choco i only go to the semi anual sale stock up on tittay holders and call it a day them bishes are good keep my grils nice and perky
@igo they were shaking while u were measuring sawwy!!
OutsidetheBox

Henn and Apple Juice? Really now.. imma try it.

I still got a lil 5th of Henn from that time well Imma try it.
CHA CHA
Fabulous City

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—– PLAN ON GETTIN' CHIT FACED 2NITE!
<— really Remy & Coke!

Remy and Coke that’s wassup
I swear y’al switch subjects up here quicker than a mugg
OutsidetheBox

rerererererleased

*cries a little inside*
I Go There

SamYell JacksEm says:

Please no Jordans….
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The Concords get rerererererleased on the 23rd though…….
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They DO????
OutsidetheBox

@KY Have a fab time.

I know you gone be fresh on them hoes.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Lakes

I love it gives me something to smile about while I’m at work. Man sitting at my desk thanking about the way he was pounding me helps me deal with you nuts on here and my sped azz co workers.
Ty

OutsidetheBox says:

Henn and Apple Juice? Really now.. imma try it.

I still got a lil 5th of Henn from that time well Imma try it.
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Have u tried Henn. Black? Its so damn smooth when cold that u don’t really need a chaser
candibfly

this dude kept talkin bout them concords. i was like the fugg are those. i was like i mean i guess if u want to pay $300 or however much for some jordans *whispers* don’t u still gotta buy my christmas present :concerned:
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@igo they were shaking while u were measuring sawwy!!
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Dont worry… We’ll just remesure those fellas.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHOCO I WAS 3 HOURS LATE TO WORK BISH WAS IN HEAVEN :hunch: :dickslides: < BUT THEN IM SO FUKN TIRED RIGHT NOW!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I cant drink VODKA anymore Im so dehydrated the next day
Yall still crazy

twin :iono:

*whispers* I have used ‘cotton candy’ for a few texts since last night
CHA CHA

YSoSerious says:

I like Cacique from Lane Bryant. Full coverage, good support, and reasonably priced all things considered

YSO YOU GOT TIGGOL BIDDIES When did I miss that!
OutsidetheBox

one sip and i was ready to go to bed (sleep, not get it on, y’all nasty)

Oh so that aint what its for

I be a little scared when the kids gone. (im a fukking fraidy cat) so i get the trees and the drank and a marathon or YouTube makeup vids and I be sleep in no time.

My life…its dull.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Fabulous City says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—– PLAN ON GETTIN' CHIT FACED 2NITE!
<— really Remy & Coke!

Remy and Coke that’s wassup
I swear y’al switch subjects up here quicker than a mugg
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Give me some Remy & Coke or some Courvoisier (straight up & from the freezer) – bish is fine…..JUST FINE!
caligirl

My girlfriend always says she will slap a mofo for disrespting Henn it should never be mixed.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Well he’s home today and was telln me before he left he’s going home to take a nap REALLY THO BRUH and a bish is passed out on the bed no feeling in my legs all I could say is get some rest for me
Yall still crazy

Vtech is hiring
AndThenIHitMyDougie

I;m baaaccckkkk!!!

@OTB
I’m the Reisling drinker. Okay- do you want yours more sweet, more “tart” or more buzzworthy?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHICHI HEY MAMA LET MAKE A CHACHILING AND LAKEZ SAMMY!! :2dance:
OutsidetheBox

Fab you and ChocD some grown ass women drinking that ‘gnac.

Imma be like yall when I grown up.
caligirl

@ya’ll you need examples please.

Hold on…let me get my phone……
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Ty says:

OutsidetheBox says:

Henn and Apple Juice? Really now.. imma try it.

I still got a lil 5th of Henn from that time well Imma try it.
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Have u tried Henn. Black? Its so damn smooth when cold that u don’t really need a chaser
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I don’t really fugg w/Henn but that Henn Black – yeah, bish be forgetting she drinking and then wanna and chit!
Yall still crazy

ION drink no brown. I’m a vodka chick
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Candi
We’se getting to keep our chex!! Massa’ paying us our money nah!!!

We’se free to spend o’selves inta debt agin’!!!
caligirl

@ya’ll “we” need
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@Laker

3 hours late Nah my azz be on time but that makes it even more exciting because I be hollering baby I gotta go work and that chit gets even more intense
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

CONCORDS! SAY WHAT?! My son MUST have a pair. I bought him the powder blue ones when he was like 4mos old. I paid 50.00 for them joints and he couldn’t even walk in um.
CHA CHA

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@CHOCO I WAS 3 HOURS LATE TO WORK BISH WAS IN HEAVEN :dickslides: < BUT THEN IM SO FUKN TIRED RIGHT NOW!!

Dickslides Morning cawk is the best time to get cawk…that thang be HARD AND SOLID as A ROCK ROCK ROCK
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Nah my azz be on time but that makes it even more exciting because I be hollering baby I gotta go work and that chit gets even more intense
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I dont have that in me I can’t rush I think I will fall
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Iheart – see, clear liquor does me the same way that dark liquor does you….THAT CLEAR WILL HAVE A BISH ON FREAK MODE STATUS!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

so i get the trees and the drank and a marathon or YouTube makeup vids and I be sleep in no time.
^^^ OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! THATS MY FAVORITE FRIDAY NIGHT!! DRANK AND IN HAND T.V ON OR PLAYING SOME DOMINOS ***SLAMS DOMINO ON TABLE** OR BRANG THE MONOPOLY!! #HOMEBODY
Yall still crazy

Cali, first I mande the announcement that her name was being changed to Cotton Candy

and then the questions rolled in & the jokes wrote themselves
OutsidetheBox

Henn. Black My chirren “uncle” him like brown drank so I get my share of tastes. When I want to impress, I drink what they drinking

LOL
candibfly

i heard sassy! now i can go buy shyt!

i don’t do brown liquor either unless its by accident, like when they said come do this SoCo shot with me. i guess i should have asked wtf is SoCo and will it mix with this vodka i’ve been drinking. FYI it DID NOT :sobs:
caligirl

One stiff one and laid out! Drink that is…
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

this dude kept talkin bout them concords.
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I need the red & blacks. I have never rocked a pair of rereleased when they throw any old bs colors together. They have to be the colors of the originals.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Smurfette – Dark likka is my preference but I will fugg w/clear likka – just, whoever i’m dranking w/better watch their virginity…IT MAY BE TAKEN!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

FAVORITE FRIDAY NIGHT!! DRANK AND IN HAND T.V ON OR PLAYING SOME DOMINOS ***SLAMS DOMINO ON TABLE** OR BRANG THE MONOPOLY!! #HOMEBODY
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I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

Ty says:

OutsidetheBox says:

Henn and Apple Juice? Really now.. imma try it.

I still got a lil 5th of Henn from that time well Imma try it.
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Have u tried Henn. Black? Its so damn smooth when cold that u don’t really need a chaser
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I don’t really fugg w/Henn but that Henn Black – yeah, bish be forgetting she drinking and then wanna and chit
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I only drink Henn every now and then… Most of the time Its Vodka or Gin
Im a Vodka Martini Lover.
Yall still crazy

My friend says the light likka makes me turn into MS. EXCUSE ME? (attitude)

Which really means –>I wish a muthatflukcer would.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

IM ALL ABOUT THAT TEQUILA AND VODKA!! BISH BE IN MY LIVING ROOM DANCING TO SOME MERENGUE DRUNK AND OUTA MY MIND AN HAPPY TOO!! #AMITOOBORINGANDOLDATFUKN24?
CHA CHA

SO you bishes to good to drank FOUR LOKOS n shyt oj
Ty

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

Ty says:

OutsidetheBox says:

Henn and Apple Juice? Really now.. imma try it.

I still got a lil 5th of Henn from that time well Imma try it.
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Have u tried Henn. Black? Its so damn smooth when cold that u don’t really need a chaser
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I don’t really fugg w/Henn but that Henn Black – yeah, bish be forgetting she drinking and then wanna and chit!
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Thats it Tatt. That shyt will give u wings
OutsidetheBox

sweet, more “tart” or more buzzworthy?

Buzzworthy? Hmm So if I wanted to go out tonight (by myself) which of these would be the best liquid courage…buzzworthy?

*light bulbs flashing and hair blowing in my mind*

I have a forgiving tongue (shuddup ya nastys) so I like a lot of tastes. Like sweet and sour would be ideal. I know, I know.
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

Vodka or tequila (silver preferably). I’ll do brown but I have to be with someone that prefers brown.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ IGO – Vodka be having me on some “yo’ turn, yo’ turn, yo’ turn chit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Sam…I just need the White/black ones. Ion even like gym shoes like that but, I LOVED those and I think they were the 6s with the Turquiose and purple in them.
Yall still crazy

*makes that note about Tatted*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I CANT DO NO FUKN BROWN WISKY I TRIED TO HANG WITH THIS COUNTRY AZZ WHITE GIRL GOT ME FUKD UP I WASS SO FUKN SICK THE NEXT DAY!!
I Go There

SamYell JacksEm says:

this dude kept talkin bout them concords.
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I need the red & blacks. I have never rocked a pair of rereleased when they throw any old bs colors together. They have to be the colors of the originals.
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Im really into getting the New ones… I picked up the 2011
I kinda had those retro ones when they were current… BUT those 4s that are coming out… I just might.
candibfly

i think i had 4 shots of 1800 and that’s all she wrote. i was in the club droppin drinks and continuin to dance like nothin happened those were the days
chocolate divalicious aka CD

@OTB

I drank that dark liquor when I want to act like I dont remember what I did the night before. Nothing like a good “what did I do last night, dont tell me I did that, oh my goodness we did what. So we will say dark liquor is my “fall back excuse”
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ TY – Hell yeah it does…GIVES YOU WANGS LIKE YO’ AZZ IS ARMANI EXCHANGE “PERSONALLY!” *wings*
Yall still crazy

OTB, Amaretto Stone Sours are tasty
Fabulous City

100% usa made! says:

No VS, I’m a Frederick’s of Hollywood Lady
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I would love to try those, but there is none of their stores where I live…wait! do they even have physical stores, or is it just online/catalogs…?
OutsidetheBox

My friend says the light likka makes me turn into MS. EXCUSE ME? (attitude
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@OTB

A lil sweet & a lil sour with a SMALL buzz: “Chateau St. Michelle”
Sour with a BIG Buzz: Sutter Home
Sweet with NO buzz: Barefoot
Sweet with a medium buzz: Relax

Take your pick.
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

@CHACHELLA

I do indeed.

(sits up a little straighter)
KDub

Which of you wordly bishes was the resling drinker?
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Chateau St. Michelle
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ IGO – Vodka be having me on some “yo’ turn, yo’ turn, yo’ turn chit!
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Exactly…. a Vodka Tonic will hit the spot.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Smurfette – REAL TALK! Because I can drank that chit all night long…especially if i’m taking shots. You start to foget you’re dranking likka, then wind up getting fugged up…THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS THEN!
CHA CHA

ANDTHENIHITMY……… your stunning gal
Ty

I can deal with some 1800 or Belvedere but no gin No matter how much gin I drink, the shyt has me sick the next day
OutsidetheBox

FOUR LOKOS

Wait is that beer? I hate beer.

I went out w a white dude (from work) to a beer fest a coupla wkds ago I was a miserable date im sure. I kept looking and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<—Had to jump in the shoe convo cause I really don't drink much.

I THINK i've had 2 drinks this year. Those Amaretto sours do rock though.
candibfly

frederick’s has actual stores, that’s where fandice got her crotchless from. i haven’t run across too many tho.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—– Loves an Amaretto Sour w/oranges, cherries and chit in 'em!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sour with a BIG Buzz: Sutter Home
^^makes a note of this!!!
Yall still crazy

Tequila should be outlawed yo!

I did some shots, and don’t know what the hail happened for the rest of the night…

I had a ball though!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@DIMPZ
I’ve actually cut back on drinking this year all on my own I used to date vodka at least 3 times a week I barely see that bish now unless someone brings it
iheart405

<<<< Has had my virginity taken fuggin with some dahk likka
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

@Dimpz I wasn’t really a Jordan dude, but something’s wrong with a black person that didn’t like the Concords. I was an Air Max (full bubble bottom) dude.
JMO

@dimpz … love the use of the words “gym shoes”

@sassy … which one is the buzz worthy kind?

I don’t like hard liquor I tried the Skinny girl white cranberry cosmo last night during the tasting at the liquor store and it was pretty good
candibfly

that moment when u realize ur too gone off them dranks and u start praying that the morning after won’t be so bad
Ty

@ Sass… Barefoot is good but u are right, no buzz at all. Need to drink the whole damn bottle LOL

Its good with a nice dinner though
KDub

@OTB Another good one but the ish is a lil high is Kung Fu Girl Riesling
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Also- to add to the debate, I’m a minor league version of Rihanna, I go “bra-less” a LOT.

However… I’ve never bought VS bras because they be too damn expensive to be so plain sometimes. And during semi-annual time, I tend to buy no less than 15-20 pairs of underwear. Love their lace “cheeky” collections and their “seamless” joints.

Best bras: Macy’s & Nordstroms. You WILL spend some change on them (I won’t even lie), but they are good quality, last a long time and one line I specifically get from Macys (can’t remember the name) be pushing my tittays into my damn chin, Janet Damita Jo Jackson style!

I love it! Fukk VS for the moment though! Got Akon & Bu’s family working for pennies making demmillion dollar bras and sh*t! I got principles dammit!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Four Lokos was supposed to be removed from the shelves
OutsidetheBox

It was ALL you WORLDLY (what it should have said ) bishes.
iheart405

Yall still crazy says:

Tequila should be outlawed yo!

I did some shots, and don’t know what the hail happened for the rest of the night…

I had a ball though!

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Patron is one meeeaaaaannnn summamabitch
CHA CHA

OutsidetheBox says:

FOUR LOKOS

Wait is that beer? I hate beer.

I went out w a white dude (from work) to a beer fest a coupla wkds ago I was a miserable date im sure. I kept looking and

Me either… I tried a Shock Top and was crawling and holding on to rails and walls That shyt aint no joke!
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

<—Had to jump in the shoe convo cause I really don't drink much.

I THINK i've had 2 drinks this year. Those Amaretto sours do rock though
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Oh so you dont drink?
Thats cool
Fabulous City

Choco aka Hippie says:

I cant drink VODKA anymore Im so dehydrated the next day
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Say that again.. I used to be a Grey Goose girl but that shyt aint no good for me, I had to give it up. I would always pick up a 1.5 liters of GG on my monthly trip to Costco, mind you the Hubbs ain;t a drinker… so it was all mine… NO BUENO
howmanylicks_07

Is Kelly bleaching or just ashy in the face. Love her perfect browned colored skin someone fugged this pic up
Yall still crazy

I like the blue bottle reisling.

Apple wine is yummy too! DOn’t ask me the brand because this happened on a tequila night
caligirl

@OTB – Have you tried Gewürztraminer? It’s white sweet, a little more acidic than reisling, light, sweet and crisp.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Barefoot is good but u are right, no buzz at all. Need to drink the whole damn bottle LOL
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I knew it was a reason I stopped buying that
candibfly

and that is the reason i can’t have pomegranite or apple flavored anything *barfs*

*tries to suppress the memory*
candibfly

oh so y’all don’t drink zima no more?
Fabulous City

caligirl says:

My girlfriend always says she will slap a mofo for disrespting Henn it should never be mixed.
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I heard that before… its true tho, I take it mainly as shots…
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@ChaCha

Thanks love!!

I am a strictly “white” drinker. Preferring vodka with a content of at least 40% or more. I don’t do brown- tastes like liquid tar.

My fav drink: cranberry, orange juice, a twist of lime, vodka, salt on the rim.

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
Yall still crazy

My boo calls gymshoes sneakers

ECS!
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

That clear liquor be havin a nigga shyt on :siegheil:.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fab
Nahhh I put that ish down the after affects were not fun
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

<—Don't drank nothing fun.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I decied to drink that 20/20 chit about 3 months ago at first i was good when i finish it i was on the floor with some boyshorts shirtless and head first in to a pillow no cover no nothing!! bish dont member chit i did or said..
Yall still crazy

Zima?
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—– can't fugg w/Tequila since I was like 22. Some horribly nasty chit escaped me during those years!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

IMO I don’t think any type of liqour should be mixed I don’t do rail drinks Im either drinking straight liqour or a wine substance
CHA CHA

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
However… I’ve never bought VS bras because they be too damn expensive to be so plain sometimes. And during semi-annual time, I tend to buy no less than 15-20 pairs of underwear. Love their lace “cheeky” collections and their “seamless” joints

I just got 15 pairs for my bday 5 for $26 They even have Victoria Secret etched in the lace… My big azz booty is just big enough to fit a XLARGE..if I get any bigger I will have to stand in the checkout line at Avenue or some shyt!
OutsidetheBox

Had to jump in the shoe convo cause I really don’t drink much.

You know, these bishes on here what got me started…one day somebody was talking dranks and I been taking notes and collecting bottles evah’since.

I used old bottles and put xmas lights in them bitc hes on my vanity this yr.
Yall still crazy

Maddog

#goodoledays
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Cali

RE: Gewürztraminer

I had a coworker just recommend that to me on Wednesday. Haven’t found it in the liquor store around my house yet. Gonna look for some tonight and give an update to ya’ll by Monday.
I Go There

JMO says:

I don’t like hard liquor I tried the Skinny girl white cranberry cosmo last night during the tasting at the liquor store and it was pretty good
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Oh you was drinkin that sidity heffa drink…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I decied to drink that 20/20 chit about 3 months ago at first i was good when i finish it i was on the floor with some boyshorts shirtless and head first in to a pillow no cover no nothing!!
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That used to be me but now I’ve built up my immune system
KDub

My girlfriend always says she will slap a mofo for disrespting Henn it should never be mixed.
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My auntie will TOO. Said I ruined a WHOLE glass full by putting Coke in her “good likka”

“BISH what is wrong withchu????” (snatched the ish from me and looked pissed OWF)
iheart405

@Lakes, 20/20 that was the first likka I ever drank when I was like 12 or so and LAWD ion Eva wanna taste that chit again
Yall still crazy

Choco

Champipple Jive Turkey
candibfly

i ain’t payin $5 for no pannies when i can go to marshall’s and get some lacy shyt with my azz cheeks hangin out for $2.99
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Cha

Yep!! I havea few of the black lace cheekies (netted lace) with Victoria’s Secret and Very Sexy etched in the lace too!

No lie….they are my 3 fav pairs of undies.
I Go There

Yall still crazy says:

Zima?
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Go lay down… and here take these ST Ides special Brews with you….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

at sissy boy ways Im sooooo amused
iheart405

@Tatted, Have you ever tried patron??? I HATE tequilla but patron is good but well have you doing some strange thangs for some change
CHA CHA

candibfly says:

and that is the reason i can’t have pomegranite or apple flavored anything *barfs*

Oh but there is a such thing called Pomegranate Tequila POW! that shyt goes! Gotta get it from Bev Mo tho!

I think I am hooked on the peach ciroc, that shyt is real smooth
OutsidetheBox

CTFU @ the Kung Fu Girl Riesling bottle.

I got a list of chit here and bought $70 (gift card). Its fukkin on.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Dont wear panties
Fabulous City

OutsidetheBox says:

one sip and i was ready to go to bed (sleep, not get it on, y’all nasty)

Oh so that aint what its for

I be a little scared when the kids gone. (im a fukking fraidy cat) so i get the trees and the drank and a marathon or YouTube makeup vids and I be sleep in no time.

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OMG that’s all I watch on the ‘tube, makeup tutorials… I swear I am master theoretician makeup artist, cuz I ain’t ballsy or patient enough to actually apply it …
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@iheart i looove to take a firt time tequila drinker with me and get them skrait fukd up off that patron.. by the third shot it tate like water but it will hit ur azz like a wall!! i got my brother last christmas “man stop tripn give me a shot im 6 foot i can take it” that was my que to fuk him up!! the next morning he was throwing up his dam 6 pack and the night before cried and had a laughing attack all in an hour!!
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—– can't fugg w/Tequila since I was like 22. Some horribly nasty chit escaped me during those years!
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Mine was Southern Comfort and I was 27… Mix that shait with some Alize
and Ewwwwww…. I dont even like thinking about it.
OutsidetheBox

That clear liquor be havin a nigga shyt on :siegheil:.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I HATE tequilla but patron is good but well have you doing some strange thangs for some change
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I cant even remember what happened the night before if I drink Patron
AndThenIHitMyDougie

I try to do shots first then follow with my mixed drinks to “chase.” Usually on Fridays & Sundays when me & Mister hit our “drinking binges”, I do about 4-7 shots of straight vodka or rum and if nothing else, tequila.

Then follow up with a mixed drink that’s lighter on the alcohol. Then follow up with a whole bottle of water…..the next morning, cause I’m usually passed out and stupid after the 6th shot anyway.
iheart405

@Lakes, you gat dayum Mexican you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ IGo….I ordered a drink for my BDay and my guy ended up drinking it.

So, um did my coworker really come back and say she was stealing the unopened bottle of Cranberry juice from the potluck because it helps with UTIs and stuff?! These bishes round here are, I have no words.

UGH!
100% usa made!

@ Fab, Frederick’s have actual stores and you can order online. It’s worth checking out. No nip slips and they make cute bras for girls with huge Tatas

@ Cali, I’ve tried Gewurz..tolongformetospell. It was ok, moscato or riesling is my dessert wines of choice for the most part though.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I HATE tequilla but patron is good but well have you doing some strange thangs for some change
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Raises hand
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Iheart – I CANNOT FUGG W/TEQUILA PERIOD! I hate the smell of it, even Patron. Girl, I did some not so “nice Tatted chit” off Tequila one time and afterward…..I VOWED NEVER TO DRANK IT AGAIN and maybe the Lord heard my prayers because he turned the smell of it sour on my stomach!
caligirl

Tequila -…..I ate the work! A bish was sick for 4 days! MY THROAT was raw! I coldn’t swallow shizz!

A better tequila is Don Juilo, Patron

Don’t remember the name..had some Tequila that was so smooth, I thoght I was drinking spring water…..woke to the security guard taping on my window, saying I coldn’t sleep in the parking lot…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I meant to do raises hand @ Lakes for crying and laughing all in one hour
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

…..woke to the security guard taping on my window, saying I coldn’t sleep in the parking lot…
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OutsidetheBox

Pomegranate Tequila? Oh really… i swear pomegranates are the best antioxidants for us…I wonder if its null and void in the likka

I Patron!
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ IGo….I ordered a drink for my BDay and my guy ended up drinking it.

So, um did my coworker really come back and say she was stealing the unopened bottle of Cranberry juice from the potluck because it helps with UTIs and stuff?! These bishes round here are, I have no words.

UGH
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Some of us aint meant to drink… I dont smoke
AT ALLL.
CHA CHA

candibfly says:

i ain’t payin $5 for no pannies when i can go to marshall’s and get some lacy shyt with my azz cheeks hangin out for $2.99

I fux with Marshalls, TJ and Ross but it be taking to long to find shyt that coordinate… Gotta cooooooordinate! At VS I pull out a drawer and all is well and peace on earth! Granted, I only do VS when I have coupons or I recieve gift cards tho!
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—– can't fugg w/Tequila since I was like 22. Some horribly nasty chit escaped me during those years!
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Mine was Southern Comfort and I was 27… Mix that shait with some Alize
and Ewwwwww…. I dont even like thinking about it.
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Ewwww, southern comfort….. I could NEVER fugg w/that chit. I'm so glad I don't ever have to see the person I had my "incident" with!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

So, um did my coworker really come back and say she was stealing the unopened bottle of Cranberry juice from the potluck because it helps with UTIs and stuff?! These bishes round here are, I have no words.

UGH!
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Sad as chit bish can buy some out the Dollar Store
iheart405

@ Tatted, I understand girl. My hubby an I were sitting up taking shots of Cuervo ( ) one nite and lawd I woke up the next morning sore in places that I don’t care to mention
laterthannever

I’ve been banned from drinking gin after one mean-ass night. I wasn’t even drunk but just shooting barbs out the mouth… maybe I was mad I wasn’t drunk? :hmm:
OutsidetheBox

ain’t ballsy or patient enough to actually apply it …

I can do all that chit in my head! But i dont put that chit on me. I love watching hair vids and makeup tuts.
JMO

I Go There says:

JMO says:

I don’t like hard liquor I tried the Skinny girl white cranberry cosmo last night during the tasting at the liquor store and it was pretty good
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Oh you was drinkin that sidity heffa drink…
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I’ll stop you when you’re wrong
caligirl

@100 – Finally found a Moscato that I like. It’s Rose sparkling. LOVE IT! but it’s not that sweet. ion like no real sweet wine.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I did some not so “nice Tatted chit” off Tequila one time and afterward…..
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I think I need some details
100% usa made!

I’m am loving pear martini’s now, with St Germaine Elderflower, Pear Liquor, Vodka with a sugar rim. #tasty
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

caligirl says:

woke to the security guard taping on my window, saying I coldn’t sleep in the parking lot…
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yeah, I’ve had that happen to me, but my chit was vodka and I was in the Burger King drive thru waiting on my sandwich @ 3 a.m. Apparently, I still had my foot on the gas, the manager had been tryna wake me up to give me my sandwich and their security guard had to come and tap on my window. Bish’s face was wet as hell from slobber!

*The Lord Watches Over Babies & Fools*
Fabulous City

iheart405 says:

<<<< Has had my virginity taken fuggin with some dahk likka

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maybe I shouldn't be laughing but that was funny as helllll
iheart405

Choco aka Hippie says:

I did some not so “nice Tatted chit” off Tequila one time and afterward…..
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I think I need some details

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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

one nite and lawd I woke up the next morning sore in places that I don’t care to mention
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OutsidetheBox

woke to the security guard taping on my window, saying I coldn’t sleep in the parking lot…
JMO

The only time I’ve ever passed out from drinking was during the high school senior class trip to cancun AND on my 21st birthday. Got to Cancun and didn’t even know what to do with myself

Whoo chile … the memories
JMO

iheart405 says:

Choco aka Hippie says:

I did some not so “nice Tatted chit” off Tequila one time and afterward…..
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I think I need some details

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double
CHA CHA

MzDimplez1123 says:

So, um did my coworker really come back and say she was stealing the unopened bottle of Cranberry juice from the potluck because it helps with UTIs and stuff?! These bishes round here are, I have no words.

It does, amongst other things but thats besides the point
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Iheart – UMMMMM, IT WAS THE SAME THING, CUERVO, AND THE SAME CHIT THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, HAPPENED TO ME. Crazy chit is, I can remember, was throwing that chit and the next morning…………..
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Bish’s face was wet as hell from slobber!

*The Lord Watches Over Babies & Fools*
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I am loving this chit it brings up so many memories LAWD Im glad I don’t drink like I use to
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

The liquor stores up here shut down at 9pm (really 8:45). After that you have to go to a bar. I usually end up with some drunk yt girl talking to me for 10 mins before her husband comes over to get her. Then, the dude usually gets chummy and will buy the bar out with/for you. Also, if you rock a fitted, they think you root for whatever team it is.
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—– can't fugg w/Tequila since I was like 22. Some horribly nasty chit escaped me during those years!
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Mine was Southern Comfort and I was 27… Mix that shait with some Alize
and Ewwwwww…. I dont even like thinking about it.
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Ewwww, southern comfort….. I could NEVER fugg w/that chit. I'm so glad I don't ever have to see the person I had my "incident" with!
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Nah Im not an angry drunk… I just get sick as hell
upchuck city…. That night I ruined a nice pair of suede adidas….
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Choco, Iheart & JMO – Please see comment # 353!
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

I Go There says:

Mine was Southern Comfort and I was 27… Mix that shait with some Alize
and Ewwwwww…. I dont even like thinking about it.
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Ewwww, southern comfort….. I could NEVER fugg w/that chit. I’m so glad I don’t ever have to see the person I had my “incident” with!
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It wasn’t an “angry” incident, IGO!
Nah Im not an angry drunk… I just get sick as hell
upchuck city…. That night I ruined a nice pair of suede adidas….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ IGo….I don’t smoke neither
JMO

laterthannever says:

I’ve been banned from drinking gin after one mean-ass night. I wasn’t even drunk but just shooting barbs out the mouth… maybe I was mad I wasn’t drunk? :hmm:
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I swear I read this as “… shooting balls out the mouth” … about to say dayum!
caligirl

I’m straight for tongiht. Think I’m gonna make some Terrayaki Salmon with salad and NICE drink, and serve Cotton Candy for desert!
JMO

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ IGo….I don’t smoke neither
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Choco….That’s why I said! I’dda kept that shyt to myself. HOw many UTIs she get though that she planning in advance?
CHA CHA

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

caligirl says:

woke to the security guard taping on my window, saying I coldn’t sleep in the parking lot…
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yeah, I’ve had that happen to me, but my chit was vodka and I was in the Burger King drive thru waiting on my sandwich @ 3 a.m. Apparently, I still had my foot on the gas, the manager had been tryna wake me up to give me my sandwich and their security guard had to come and tap on my window. Bish’s face was wet as hell from slobber!

*The Lord Watches Over Babies & Fools*

THIS WOULD BE WHY I LOVE THIS BISH TO THE END OF MY DAY TODAY
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

BEST TEQUILA TO DRINK IS DON JULIO 1800 PATRON ZAUSA IM A TEQUILA GIRL MY FIRST DRINK OF ALCHY WAS A SHOT OF PATRON IN MY QUINCENERA :2dance:
iheart405

Fabulous City says:

iheart405 says:

<<<< Has had my virginity taken fuggin with some dahk likka

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maybe I shouldn't be laughing but that was funny as helllll

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It ain't funny

Man I dont remember chit from that night except for dude DA HAYUL outta my box and then trying to get me to :blow: him and me telling him nigga no ION do no chit like that. Next thing I remember is being woke up to my bff tapping on her car window cause I had locked myself in with her keys

CURSE dahk likka
OutsidetheBox

Bish’s face was wet as hell from slobber!

OMFGawdddd rofl:

Seee!!! And this is why I DIDNT drink for so many yrs. I member MySpace was banging and me and my girls went out, I photo’d the “drinker” in the back seat FUKKED UP (off drank and X, so yeah.. turr-ible) but I captioned it: THE REASON I DONT DRINK.

She was so mad. I think that pic might be still up.
Fabulous City

100% usa made! says:

@ Fab, Frederick’s have actual stores and you can order online. It’s worth checking out. No nip slips and they make cute bras for girls with huge Tatas
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I’ve always been reticent to try Fred of Hollywood outside a store… I’m still on the quest for the perfect bra, so although i’m not exactly a huge TATAS girl, I will give it a try… thanks Hon
caligirl

Elderflower, Pear Liquor, Vodka with a sugar rim. #tasty

Elderflower is good for you!

So what is tonights signature drink?
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

CHA CHA says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

caligirl says:

woke to the security guard taping on my window, saying I coldn’t sleep in the parking lot…
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yeah, I’ve had that happen to me, but my chit was vodka and I was in the Burger King drive thru waiting on my sandwich @ 3 a.m. Apparently, I still had my foot on the gas, the manager had been tryna wake me up to give me my sandwich and their security guard had to come and tap on my window. Bish’s face was wet as hell from slobber!

*The Lord Watches Over Babies & Fools*

THIS WOULD BE WHY I LOVE THIS BISH TO THE END OF MY DAY TODAY
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Cha Cha, that chit wasn’t right yo! BUT I’LL TELL YOU THIS, that muhfuggin’ whopper w/cheese (no onions) WAS THE BEST FUGGIN’ THANG I EVAH ATE UP ‘TIL THAT POINT!
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

I Go There says:

Mine was Southern Comfort and I was 27… Mix that shait with some Alize
and Ewwwwww…. I dont even like thinking about it.
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Ewwww, southern comfort….. I could NEVER fugg w/that chit. I’m so glad I don’t ever have to see the person I had my “incident” with
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Oh shit it was one of THEM NIGHTS…
Ive had a few of them… I woke up next to this chic in
FT Collins Co…. Couldnt tell you her name for shait. Last thing my homies said I told them was ITS ON!!!….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

That’s why I said! I’dda kept that shyt to myself. HOw many UTIs she get though that she planning in advance?
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Right

LMAO @ Curse dahk likka
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

Damn lushes.
caligirl

@tatted – My ex fell asleep like that and woke up in jail!
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

OutsidetheBox says:

Bish’s face was wet as hell from slobber!

OMFGawdddd rofl:

Seee!!! And this is why I DIDNT drink for so many yrs. I member MySpace was banging and me and my girls went out, I photo’d the “drinker” in the back seat FUKKED UP (off drank and X, so yeah.. turr-ible) but I captioned it: THE REASON I DONT DRINK.

She was so mad. I think that pic might be still up.
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Girl, you would’ve thought my azz had made it home and went to sleep the way I was sleep – AND A BISH DON’T ‘EEM SLEEP HARD!
iheart405

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ Iheart – UMMMMM, IT WAS THE SAME THING, CUERVO, AND THE SAME CHIT THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, HAPPENED TO ME. Crazy chit is, I can remember, was throwing that chit and the next morning…………..

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So you LITERALLY know the pain that I felt

GATDAYUM CUERVO while shaking my fist at the screen
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

BUT I’LL TELL YOU THIS, that muhfuggin’ whopper w/cheese (no onions) WAS THE BEST FUGGIN’ THANG I EVAH ATE UP ‘TIL THAT POINT!
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We drunk order and get too much food
OutsidetheBox

The liquor stores up here shut down at 9pm (really 8:45). After that you have to go to a bar. I usually end up with some drunk yt girl talking to me for 10 mins before her husband comes over to get her. Then, the dude usually gets chummy and will buy the bar out with/for you. Also, if you rock a fitted, they think you root for whatever team it is.

The fujj you at yo? They dont sell likka on Suns. here so folks w no whip be calling me. Ion ansa my phones on Sun.

CTFU @ the hubbys buying out the bar.
I Go There

@JMO

I figured you didnt smoke…
Cosmo drinking azz
CHA CHA

SamYell JacksEm says:

The liquor stores up here shut down at 9pm (really 8:45). After that you have to go to a bar. I usually end up with some drunk yt girl talking to me for 10 mins before her husband comes over to get her. Then, the dude usually gets chummy and will buy the bar out with/for you. Also, if you rock a fitted, they think you root for whatever team it is.

Our closed at 1:30 our bars close at 2:30 …Arent yts the friendliest i love them…they had me trying to do the Run The World routine in stilettos lookin the damn fool……. that was a cranberry and vodka BFF
Natasha

Whoever did her makeup needs to be FIRED!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

My ex fell asleep like that and woke up in jail!
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!*LaKErCHiC@*!

GIN IS THE WORD IM SSCARD THE MOOOSSTESS!! IT WAS HURRIBELL!! ME AND THE EX GOT A BOTLE AND SIP SIP WHILE WE TO THE CLUB RIGHT.. TO MAKE STORY SHORT I WOKE UP IN A CAR I DID NOT KNOW IN THE PARKING LOT OF A JACK IN THE CRACK WITH A CHICK I NEVER MET BEFORE BISH WOKE UP TALKN BOUT “U MEMBER GIRL WE HAD A GOOD TIME U A CRAY MO’FUKA” THERE WERE PICS AND I HAD BATTTLE SCARS APPERENTLY I GOT WILD ON THE DANCE FLOOR LOST MY SHOES SLAPD MY EX AND GOT INTO IT WITH THE SECURITY THEY HAD TO DRAG ME OUT.. I STILL NEVER FOUND OUT HOW ME AND THIS WHITE CHICK MET..
OutsidetheBox

I don’t smoke neither

In my defense, I didnt smoke until I was 18.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ IGo – Yeah, one of THOSE night!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

They dont sell likka on Suns. here so folks w no whip be calling me. Ion ansa my phones on Sun
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MOCO just started selling liqour on sundays but a bish would buy up on Saturday
Fabulous City

It ain’t funny

Man I dont remember chit from that night except for dude DA HAYUL outta my box and then trying to get me to :blow: him and me telling him nigga no ION do no chit like that. Next thing I remember is being woke up to my bff tapping on her car window cause I had locked myself in with her keys

CURSE dahk likka
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@Iheart,
me thinks maybe you already wanted to do it, the liquor just lifted up all inhibitions
but yeah I feel your pain though

Blame it on the goose
Got you feelin’ loose
Blame it on al-al-al-al-alcohol

….

j/k
JMO

I Go There says:

@JMO

I figured you didnt smoke…
Cosmo drinking azz
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The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

caligirl says:

@tatted – My ex fell asleep like that and woke up in jail!
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OMFG!
caligirl

OTB/Tatted – have ya’ll had a cotton candy martini?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I don’t need a defense I didn’t start smoking cheeba until I was 23 and I have no intentions of quitting
AndThenIHitMyDougie

When I was 19…Mister and me went over to his friend’s house and this is when I realized that even as a tore-up drunk, I am aware I am drunk.

He made me some drink with sprite, Smirnoff vodka and Bacardi rum. I got to the middle of the Sprite 20 oz bottle and the room LITERALLY turned upside down. Folks were walking on the ceiling and everything.

For real. I was sittin gon the couch like: “I..am tore the fukk up.” I remember him having a convo with other people there and me and their mouths were moving but no words were coming out. I had to go to the bathroom (down 4 steps) and I fell. When I was in the bathroom, it was a mile-long hallway, and then the toilet and the walls closed in on me while I was peeing.

I cralwed out of the bathroom….and 10 mins later, went into the bathroom to pee again.

Somehow…hours later I made it home to my apt on the 3rd floor. I don;t know how I got there (I think Mister took me.) I don’t know how I got up the steps (I definitely didn’t walk.) And I don’t know how I got in the house…(keys were lost.)

by 6 AM……

My intestines were murdering me inside out. Slept next to ginger ale and crackers in the bathroom.

I was 23 when I finally decided to drink again.

#Memories
OutsidetheBox

FT Collins Co

I am cracking THE FUGG UP cause I been to FT Collins dawg. 2 ?s was this bish white? And did yall do it in the snow?
iheart405

@Lakes, I don’t do Gin neither Last time I drank some gin I woke up the next morning to realize that I had broke the strap on some banging ass 5 inch heels, I still don’t remember how in the hell my shoe broke till this day
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ IGo – Yeah, one of THOSE night
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Yeah Ive had a couple of those…
caligirl

Will try and “smoke” a cigar with my boo, trying to be grown. Talking bout excuse me so I can go throw up.
JMO

@Sassy
OutsidetheBox

the toilet and the walls closed in on me while I was peeing.

Did you pee on that man flo???

I was 23 when I finally decided to drink again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Tatted….I swear you make me think of my guy, I told you, he’s a fighter to his core, ala you and that fool passes out in the car all the time. Amazingly, he will make it ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way home safely then pass out parked at the curb or in the garage. Going out to wake him up is a pain in the ass!
caligirl

HANG OVER SO BAD…I got tired of throwing up…I just got a garbage bage, old blanket and two towels and lady in the bed and threw up. LAZY bish….NEVER TOLD THAT STORY BEFORE
iheart405

@Fab, I didn’t even know this dude!! I met him at the part we were at and he had been trying to get at me all night and I wasn’t trying to hear him. He didn’t get no :blow: or from but he ate the hell out my box though He was mad cause he wanted to and I started acting like I was gonna vommit

That’s what you get sukka for -ing a random puzzy
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

OMG one night Im drunk in a club my cuzo was handing out bottles of champagne and my sis’s and I had already started drinking I go to the bathroom and pass out on the toilet I wake up drenched in sweat everyone in the club is gone Im in a stupor and my car was towed – Like Tatted said earlier about GOD protecting babies and fools!
OutsidetheBox

cotton candy martini never had it.

Talking bout excuse me so I can go throw up.

Getting sleepy and chit. Quiting all early. Bish you aint no smoker. *places tooth pick precariously in side of mouth*
I Go There

OutsidetheBox says:

FT Collins Co

I am cracking THE FUGG UP cause I been to FT Collins dawg. 2 ?s was this bish white? And did yall do it in the snow
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Yes she was white… and It was snowing.
I just remember waking up in my drawls… and hearing kids and shait
I got outta there so damn fast.
JMO

caligirl says:

HANG OVER SO BAD…I got tired of throwing up…I just got a garbage bage, old blanket and two towels and lady in the bed and threw up. LAZY bish….NEVER TOLD THAT STORY BEFORE
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I see why
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

They have bars that’ll sell you bottles, but it’s usually the cheap shyt.
When I first moved up here I used to bootleg. I’d go to Kenwood liquor in the Chi and buy cases of pints and half pints of Henny, Smirnoff, and Paul Masson. It was me and my cousin and we was getting it for cheap because the lady was selling us full cases for 1/2 case prices because I think she liked me. Sold the shyt for triple it was in the store. That shyt moved like crack after the bars closed. My cousin fvcked up the hookup when he went down to cop on his own though.
JMO

Choco aka Hippie says:

OMG one night Im drunk in a club my cuzo was handing out bottles of champagne and my sis’s and I had already started drinking I go to the bathroom and pass out on the toilet I wake up drenched in sweat everyone in the club is gone Im in a stupor and my car was towed – Like Tatted said earlier about GOD protecting babies and fools!
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Not on the toilet
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

That’s what you get sukka for -ing a random puzzy
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So TRUE niggz who eat the box right off the top aint getting no real play from me especially if there is no chemistry Im drunk and you just happen to be there Im confused at how a man can just eat a random chicks puss like that but hey I just say back and SPLASH all over his face
OutsidetheBox

Im in a stupor and my car was towed

I just hollered out and ppl said, “DyShaun?” !
caligirl

@JMO – *laid* in the bed…
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@OTB
For real though… I don’t know if it hit the “floor” per se….but I can PROMISE you all of it didn’t go in the toilet. I was in the bathroom a minute though because at one point I remember not being able to tell i f I was peeing or not. Wild azz night!

@JMO
Don’t laugh at me!!!
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Choco aka Hippie says:

BUT I’LL TELL YOU THIS, that muhfuggin’ whopper w/cheese (no onions) WAS THE BEST FUGGIN’ THANG I EVAH ATE UP ‘TIL THAT POINT!
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We drunk order and get too much food
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girl, you know drunk food be the best….especially when the sandwich is sloppy….especially steak & shake!
JMO

@Dimpz … Grand Luxe in downtown chi has a really good Caramel Apple Martini!! My friend doesn’t drink but I had her taste that and she loves it
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@JMO
That effn night didnt even stop there I don’t think I got a wink of sleep I had to get my car and then some random dude paid for it but GOD was good cuz I wasn’t banging chit and he didn’t even expect it just made sure I wasn’t at the club alone at that hour
caligirl

random puzzay eaters…Not going DOWN!

I may be a drunk, but I got MORALS
OutsidetheBox

Paul Masson i havent heard that in a minute. My BD im ashamed off drink that…and Segram’s Old Man Gin.

Speaking of bootlegging…some fukkers in India done killed (now up to..) 170 ppl w some fukked up drank.
Fabulous City

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

caligirl says:

@tatted – My ex fell asleep like that and woke up in jail!
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oh no.. say it ain’t so…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

especially when the sandwich is sloppy….especially steak & shake!
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Friend orders some triple stack combo meal from Wendys looking like man vs food trying to eat that chit
JMO

OutsidetheBox says:

Im in a stupor and my car was towed

I just hollered out and ppl said, “DyShaun?” !
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… I’m so glad people are gone because I am cracking up at these stories

@Sassy .. not you acting like Smokey in Friday though :rofl…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SHYT AFTER THAT SECOND CUP OF THAT LIQUOR **I HATE THE TASTE OF BEER PLUSS IT LOOKS LIKE PISS COLD PISS** IM READY TO LIGHT THAT FUKN UP LET IT BURN AND RELLAZ JUST RELAZ ALL SESSY AND CHIT **NOT REALLY ALL DRUNK SIDE STEPN**
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Cali – Never had a cotton candy martini. Not really a martini drinker!

@ MZD – Funny thing is, I never drink so much that I pass out. I usually learn from my mistakes, but we were over a friend’s house, this bish had drinks in my hand as soon as I hit the door. All I could remember is they kept asking me to “pop it”, I obliged, then I had more drinks. I made it ALL THE WAY TO MY SIDE OF TOWN (which took like 30 minutes freeway time & then I was like “fugg, I’m hungry….I hit up BK, and I had to wait because at that time, your food is always fresh….guess I fell asleep waiting!
I Go There

OutsidetheBox says:

Paul Masson i havent heard that in a minute. My BD im ashamed off drink that…and Segram’s Old Man Gin.

Speaking of bootlegging…some fukkers in India done killed (now up to..) 170 ppl w some fukked up drank
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Oh shait Not Paul… Damn
I WILL NEVER drink that shait again in LIFE.
iheart405

Choco aka Hippie says:

That’s what you get sukka for -ing a random puzzy
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So TRUE niggz who eat the box right off the top aint getting no real play from me especially if there is no chemistry Im drunk and you just happen to be there Im confused at how a man can just eat a random chicks puss like that but hey I just say back and SPLASH all over his face

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I guess he thought cause I was super drunk I was just gonna do any and everything. SKKKKEEEERRRTTTT :stop: My azz sobered up enough to tell that nigga to gwan somewhere. I was 18 and had NEVER even given a :blow: to anybody, so it damn shole wasnt bout to be some random ass nigga I done met at a party who volunteered (sp) to eat the box
OutsidetheBox

The latest tragedy began Tuesday night when groups of poor laborers finished work and bought some cheap homemade booze for about 10 rupees (20 cents) a half liter, less than one-third the price of legal alcohol

BUT in other news, score one for Black folks…it seems Injuns loot too.

Furious villagers ransacked the illegal alcohol shops.
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Here the liquor stores close at 2 AM, but a lot of them open by 7…so you only have to last 5 hours without drank. The “strictly” liquor stores here can’t sell liquor on Sundays HOWEVER, if you go a bar/club/restaurant/carry-out with a liquor store attached…. you can buy liquor all day and all night on Sunday.

#GottaWayAroundEverything
JMO

@ Cali & Choco … oh my stomach hurts …

White Castles is the chit when you are drunk! ION care what anyone says
caligirl

Paul Masson will drink no wine before it’s time. I’ll drink to that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<—-Does drink Gin because it causes me to black out.

1st time I was at a boyfriend's house playing the name game and when I came to, I was on the couch passed out.

2nd time I went out to dinner with my son's father, before the baby, I had an Ultimate Colada, couldn't began to even guest why i ordered it but, it had 120proof gin in it. I remember two sips of it and when I came to, it was the next day at 5pm, partically every part of my body was sore and this negro was on the couch watching TV.

<—-Says no to Gin ALWAYS!
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

Choco aka Hippie says:

especially when the sandwich is sloppy….especially steak & shake!
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Friend orders some triple stack combo meal from Wendys looking like man vs food trying to eat that chit
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makes me wanna get drunk, just so I can have a sloppy azz burger. Five Guys Burger and Fries are the best when you are drunk too!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Speaking of bootlegging…some fukkers in India done killed (now up to..) 170 ppl w some fukked up drank.
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Cuz they had to much methanol in it that chit had me scratching my head
caligirl

@otb – injians not even suppose to be dranking.
Fabulous City

iheart405 says:

@Fab, I didn’t even know this dude!! I met him at the part we were at and he had been trying to get at me all night and I wasn’t trying to hear him. He didn’t get no :blow: or from but he ate the hell out my box though He was mad cause he wanted to and I started acting like I was gonna vommit

That’s what you get sukka for -ing a random puzzy

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OMG, now thats bad. I thought you were with ur boyfriend or something…. thats almost like rape, Im glad you did not go all the way thru with it and still managed to get ur box cleaned up
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—— Will fugg some Paul Masson up!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

:whistles:

“The door swung open and its some nigga talking bout ‘whats happening?'”
He said: ‘I know you got that fiyah, sell your boy a sack.'”

“Well ain’t that a bish? nigga, I done flushed my damn weed cause of you…”

Micheal Tyler was the ISHHHHHH!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWchAnyH6k&feature=fvwrel ALBoy
OutsidetheBox

**NOT REALLY ALL DRUNK SIDE STEPN**

I be tooting my nose so far in the air when them drunk girls at the club catch me sneering at their asses cause they side stepping and knocking folks drank and chit

OOOhhhh dont let them bitc hes have they shoes off OR brush up against me w a tinge of sweat on they upper arms..girllllll

I hate bishes who get drunk in public. but you make me laugh. Carry on.
caligirl

anybody had moonshine before? That’s the BS that had me sicker in my heavenly bed, thrwing up like Ned the drunk. This is why I perfer just sleeping it off in the car… Easier to detail.
caligirl

anybody had moonshine before? That’s the BS that had me sicker in my heavenly bed, thrwing up like Ned the drunk. This is why I perfer just sleeping it off in the car… Easier to detail.
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

Choco aka Hippie says:

especially when the sandwich is sloppy….especially steak & shake!
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Friend orders some triple stack combo meal from Wendys looking like man vs food trying to eat that chit
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makes me wanna get drunk, just so I can have a sloppy azz burger. Five Guys Burger and Fries are the best when you are drunk too
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What do you know about 5 guys!!!!
iheart405

Moonshine is the DEVIL

I thought I had hair on my chest after I drank that chit
iheart405

@Igo, 5 guys is the BEST!!!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Yo, OMG!! A cheesesteak sub and western fries and a chicken box are the BESTTTTT when you’re drunk!! Sh*t be like a 5-star gourmet meal!!!!

@JMO
Girl….once folks started walking on the ceiling, I knew I had gotten in over my head. I SPECIFICALLY remma Mister saying to me: “don’t waste my sh*t, babe. Drink that.”

I’ve never been so sick in my life as I was the next morning. I thought he had posioned me, for real.
OutsidetheBox

I’ll drink to that.

Why i be mad when my kids be singing that tho…like what the fugg yall did all week? Story Time? Read & Response? Multiplication? GTFOH They got such a hard life, yo.

Sass you know Mystikal released new music w Cash Money I was too lazy to listen tho.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Cali – GIRL a bish had some peach flavored moonshine off my friends farm in Kentucky. Bish was so busted, I had to swing my fuggin’ leg over the bed to keep the room from spinning!
caligirl

That was years ago….before I married and had my son. I’m thankful for those memories.

I’m good with a glass of wine or one cocktail.

Been there done it, Got the T-shirt and Button.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Im in a stupor and my car was towed

I just hollered out and ppl said, “DyShaun?” !
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I couldnt even tell my family what happened to me I was soo embarassed bish I was in the bathroom stall hairstyle sweated out looking ugly
JMO

@ OTB & Sassy
Fabulous City

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@OTB
For real though… I don’t know if it hit the “floor” per se….but I can PROMISE you all of it didn’t go in the toilet. I was in the bathroom a minute though because at one point I remember not being able to tell i f I was peeing or not. Wild azz night!
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that shyt cray!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

AFTER HALF A BOTTLE OF PATRON A COUPLE OF MIZ DRANKS AND ABOUT 5 ME AND THE BF WENT TO EAT SOME TACOS AT 3:00 AM AND I FELL ASLEEP IN THE RESTROOM WITH MY PANTIES DOWN TO MY ANKLES AN OLD PRUNE LOOKN MO’FUKA OPEN THE DOOR AND SAID “SOMEBODY LOST A WHITE GIRL… IF SO SHE READY..” IT WAS A TACO PLACE
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

I Go There says:

makes me wanna get drunk, just so I can have a sloppy azz burger. Five Guys Burger and Fries are the best when you are drunk too
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What do you know about 5 guys!!!!
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NIGGA, I’m well versed In 5 Guys…Bish thank she gone eat that 2nite for dinner!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@All

5 GUYS is the BEST EVER!!!!! Specially them lil bacon cheesburgers and the fries in vinegar!!!

BUT……

I haven’t had one in over a year since I stopped eating pork…and beef.

I pass by 2 of them everyday though and LAWD, how I miss em!!
caligirl

Drunk food…

Pankcakes with homefries….
Chicken wangs with fries
or floppy grill cheese
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

Yo, OMG!! A cheesesteak sub and western fries and a chicken box are the BESTTTTT when you’re drunk!! Sh*t be like a 5-star gourmet meal!!!!
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OMG – I can fugg a cheesesteak UP when I’m drunk. Especially from Penn Station!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ iHeart…First time someone me I was about 15, I had tried to have a drink with my girl and her guy, didn’t get very far and passed out, when I woke up, I was in his brother’s bed with this fool searching my uterus with his tongue like someone had put something in there for him. He thought that was gonna get him some but, He wasn’t rude or anything though, just kept telling how pretty I was, as I was getting dressed and when to find my girl to throw a damned tantrum. Everytime she would talk to her guy, his brother would ask about me. That nigga was old too, he had to be in his early 20s.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Dougie – I don’t really eat beef anymore either, but I’ll make an exception for 5 Guys…..
caligirl

@Lakerchic – Carne asada taco…from the taco truck! That the shizz right there!!!!!! I could hurt like 5 of those after a night on the town!
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

<—– Me. Check yall out Monday
I Go There

All shiat we got some 5 guys eating ladies up in here.
All damn I might have to take some of yall greedy heffas out.
Fabulous City

I personnaly think Taco Bell is the best drunken food!
I once had some Chicken quesadilla and could have swore it was shrimp, that shyt was sooooo delish, outta this world. I argued with friends that it was shrimp quesadilla and they were like What?! TB doesn’t carry nothing shrimp!!
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ Dougie – I don’t really eat beef anymore either, but I’ll make an exception for 5 Guys…..
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Yeah I know you dont eat Beef no more… Thats the sad part…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@OTB THAT WAS THE AGE OF 16 THRU 18 I HARD THEN A MO’FUKA HARD!!! BRO HAAARD!! I WENT TO EVERYMESICAN CLUB GOT FREE DRANKS WORKD AT A BLUB AS A WAITRESS SO STAYED PAID IT WAS FUN.. BUT NOW IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH FOR A BISH I RATHER DRANK AND INFRONT OF MY T.V OR :hunch:
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ MZD first experience! I was scared of the for years…..FUGG WAS I THANKING!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Fabulous City

Who you telling?! I dunno how somebody is unable to tell whether or not they are urinating…but that night…that was me!

@OTB
Mystikal is on CMB now? WHAT?! WHY?! How does Percy and nem feel about that?
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—— REALLY HATES THE FUGG OUTTA IGO AT THIS VERY MOMENT!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

“SOMEBODY LOST A WHITE GIRL… IF SO SHE READY..” IT WAS A TACO PLACE
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I can’t eat five guys anymore their bread gets caught in my throat
OutsidetheBox

What do you know about 5 guys!!!!

That chit is gluttonous. I eat it all. I learned to get the Jr. tho. I went big the 1st time in.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—– HAD CONTEMPLATED LETTING IGO TAKE ME TO 5 GUYS (as a brother of course) BUT THAT NIGGA DONE FUGGED THAT UP!
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—— REALLY HATES THE FUGG OUTTA IGO AT THIS VERY MOMENT
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My bad… That was my bastard moment for the day.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Carne asada taco…from the taco truck! That the shizz right there!!!!!! I could hurt like 5 of those after a night on the town!
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Muy Bueno
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—– HAD CONTEMPLATED LETTING IGO TAKE ME TO 5 GUYS (as a brother of course) BUT THAT NIGGA DONE FUGGED THAT UP!
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Its all good we can still go…
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ OTB – Right, I have to get the Jr. too….then they want to pour all them dayum fries in your fuggin’ bag….just straight tryna keep a bish fat!

#LOVES’EM
JMO

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ Dougie – I don’t really eat beef anymore either, but I’ll make an exception for 5 Guys…..
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Yeah I know you dont eat Beef no more… Thats the sad part…
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

My cooch
OutsidetheBox

“SOMEBODY LOST A WHITE GIRL… IF SO SHE READY..”

rofl:
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—– TOTALLY BELIEVES THAT IGO IS TRYNA PULL ME BACK TO THE "DARKSIDE!"
I Go There

JMO

Stop helping… LOL
OutsidetheBox

That beef chit. I die.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ JMO – You can be @ that nigga’s ill words all you want.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

You too OTB!
JMO

I didn’t hear about until later on in high school. Some girl was talking about it in history class and I just had to turn around and say what??!! Barely knew the chick … That bish clearly gave me a history lesson that day!!

Why do SR members make me feel like I was so sheltered!!
OutsidetheBox

I havent seen or heard anything from Percy since they say he was tryna divorce his wife on the low.
Yall still crazy

OH MY GOODNESS DOUGLAS

I have been on a conference call and I messed around and read your drunk at 19 post.

*holding chest and stomach*A bish could not pay attention to shatt! Oh yall make my day(s)
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—– TOTALLY BELIEVES THAT IGO IS TRYNA PULL ME BACK TO THE "DARKSIDE!"
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My Charm has been known to do strange things to women.
But lucky for you I use my powers for good… so right now its set to STUN.
JMO

… This has been the funniest post all week …

Thanks SR fam …
vero

Oh that’s where everybody’s been hiding
OutsidetheBox

So sad that just cause i got a coupon for 30% off an item at HSN that Im scouring the site for chit I dont need anyway…just so I dont lose the coupon.

That chit sad. I wanna be different.
Yall still crazy

I will never ever ever (Chris Tucker voice) eat White Castle UNLESS i’m drunk and then I be fiending for it…like, its the best thing in the world
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

<—— HAS CONFIRMED THAT IGO IS TRYNA PULL ME BACK TO THE "DARKSIDE!"

IT WON'T WORK!
Yall still crazy

Vero, JUST GET ON OUTTA HERE

but before you go here’s x 5,222,565,452,354

Top that Yso
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Smurfette – I can NEVER fugg w/ White Castle. I remember when I was like 15 the first time I tried it. Everybody was ranting and raving over that chit. I bought me a cpl sliders and bit the first one….. YUCK. Needless to say, all the niggas were scrambling tryna get the rest of my food!
Yall still crazy

I concur Jmo. I’ve been forcing 8 hrs of work into 42 minutes

No fights either, huh, or did I miss it?
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—— HAS CONFIRMED THAT IGO IS TRYNA PULL ME BACK TO THE "DARKSIDE!"

IT WON'T WORK!
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I would never do that… I respect your relationship
Besides that would break my NO. 5 SR Rule….
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CHOCO I WAS LOOST WITH MY OWN PEOPLE!! I LEFT THE TACO PLACE WITH A TOGO PLATE THO!! THEM TRUCKS KNOW A BISH READY TO EAT!!
@IGO :umido: I LOOOVE 5 GUYS THEY FRIES ARE ADDICTING THO!! #FATCHICADRUNK
vero

What I do yall?
Ty

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

Ty says:

OutsidetheBox says:

Henn and Apple Juice? Really now.. imma try it.

I still got a lil 5th of Henn from that time well Imma try it.
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Have u tried Henn. Black? Its so damn smooth when cold that u don’t really need a chaser
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I don’t really fugg w/Henn but that Henn Black – yeah, bish be forgetting she drinking and then wanna and chit
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I only drink Henn every now and then… Most of the time Its Vodka or Gin
Im a Vodka Martini Lover.
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Compared to Krystals, White Castle taste like steak
Yall still crazy

OTB, you gone receive your purchase and be like was I thinking
Yall still crazy

Tatted, I may (and that’s a big may) eat a chicken ring from there, but don’t tell nobody
Ty

How the hell did I reply to the wrong person LMAO

Yall still crazy says:

I will never ever ever (Chris Tucker voice) eat White Castle UNLESS i’m drunk and then I be fiending for it…like, its the best thing in the world
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Compared to Krystals, White Castle taste like steak
I Go There

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@IGO :umido: I LOOOVE 5 GUYS THEY FRIES ARE ADDICTING THO!! #FATCHICADRUNK
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All damn you too… Burgers for everybody.
Yall still crazy

Vero THAT GRAVI IS JUST FOUL :barfaroma:
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@OTB
Why is Percy tryna divorce his wife after she done spit out Romeo, Cymphonyorchestra, and all them other chillens?

What’s his damn problem?

@Yall
Dont make fun of my misery! I was young…and stupid…and drunk.
Ty

Vero is that
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Smurfette – Your secret safe w/me. BTW – one thing you SHOULD try is the breakfast burger from there. They serve it @ 6am. That chit is straight

@ IGO – Okay, since you respect me and all….you’s my e-brother now!
Yall still crazy

Igo, you got rules, where they do that at?
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Lakes – That’s gone be our first e-date….5 GUYS! You can get 2 pieces cheese (ala Martin Lawrence from You So Crazy)
JMO

Yall still crazy says:

I will never ever ever (Chris Tucker voice) eat White Castle UNLESS i’m drunk and then I be fiending for it…like, its the best thing in the world
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Ty

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@OTB
Why is Percy tryna divorce his wife after she done spit out Romeo, Cymphonyorchestra, and all them other chillens?
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Percy is claiming to make $1k/mth. Now NL was Cash Money back in 2000 and P was paid out the azz now he is making $12k/yr. Wifey put her cut to the side like Shaunie and is ready to bounce
vero
JMO

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—— HAS CONFIRMED THAT IGO IS TRYNA PULL ME BACK TO THE "DARKSIDE!"

IT WON'T WORK!
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I would never do that… I respect your relationship
Besides that would break my NO. 5 SR Rule….
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Choco gone break that rule AND give us all the details … Just you wait and see
JMO

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ Lakes – That’s gone be our first e-date….5 GUYS! You can get 2 pieces cheese (ala Martin Lawrence from You So Crazy)
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“Yo my man… give her 2 pieces of cheeeese. Hook it uuuuppp” … One of my favorite DVDs to watch
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ IGO – Okay, since you respect me and all….you’s my e-brother now!
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Hold up now… Dont just stick me in the freind zone so fast.
Now While I do respect you… I am from the “Darkside” as you put it so things still may occur.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Dougie…..Cymphonique and her brother are NOT his wife’s kids.
Yall still crazy

Dougie, I went to s strip club in Houston once (another story for another day) and I guess my drunk defenses went up because the next thing I knew the club was over!(7am or something like that) my pants were still down and I’m leaning on the toilet holder. I discovered that I was in the dancers bathroom when BIG MIKE comes looking over the stall (it was only like 4 ft high) talmbout “Who are you?” Me: WTF are you? w/attitude! Then I hear him saying “Is this the girl youwere looking for?”

I step out into the light and my hair is all over the place & I still tried to walk with my head held high. OMG I cannot stop laughing thinking about that night!
There’s more to this, but that’s for later
#goodtimes
#houstonstripclubsaintnojoke
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Ty

HOW the FUKK is Percy making “social services eligible” money now when back in 1999-2001, he was on the fukking FORBES list?!

EXPLAIN that BULLSHAT to ME!!
I Go There

Yall still crazy says:

Igo, you got rules, where they do that at
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Being on here I gotta have rules… you guys are something else.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

JMO says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ Lakes – That’s gone be our first e-date….5 GUYS! You can get 2 pieces cheese (ala Martin Lawrence from You So Crazy)
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“Yo my man… give her 2 pieces of cheeeese. Hook it uuuuppp” … One of my favorite DVDs to watch
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Heyul yeah, that’s one of my favs!
I Go There

JMO says:

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

<—— HAS CONFIRMED THAT IGO IS TRYNA PULL ME BACK TO THE "DARKSIDE!"

IT WON'T WORK!
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I would never do that… I respect your relationship
Besides that would break my NO. 5 SR Rule….
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Choco gone break that rule AND give us all the details … Just you wait and see
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JMO

Just stop yourself.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ IGO – Okay, since you respect me and all….you’s my e-brother now!
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Hold up now… Dont just stick me in the freind zone so fast.
Now While I do respect you… I am from the “Darkside” as you put it so things still may occur.
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Now THAT, my e-brother, would be considered e-cest! (GET IT….E-CEST)
maybe not!
Yall still crazy

513 should’ve said I was on the toilet in the dancer’s bathroom
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

JMO

Just stop yourself.
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Yall still crazy

Hook it uuuuppp”
Give my bay bay whatever!

The next year, bish nawl you can’t have no cheese
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ IGO – Okay, since you respect me and all….you’s my e-brother now!
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Hold up now… Dont just stick me in the freind zone so fast.
Now While I do respect you… I am from the “Darkside” as you put it so things still may occur.
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Now THAT, my e-brother, would be considered e-cest! (GET IT….E-CEST)
maybe not
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Just go sit overthere——-> Till its time to leave
Damn E-cest….
*Changing Charm from Stun to Wet Bottoms.
Yall still crazy

Dimpz, them side-babies?
Fabulous City

OutsidetheBox says:

So sad that just cause i got a coupon for 30% off an item at HSN that Im scouring the site for chit I dont need anyway…just so I dont lose the coupon.

That chit sad. I wanna be different.
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Karmaloop gets me all day everyday… ain;t none wrong with shopping though
#UltimateEnabler
Yall still crazy

Shout out to BLUE! :boobies:
JMO

Here I GO, you can have one of my skinny girl white cranberry
cosmos –>

e-friends??
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ IGO – Now, what I do???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Yall…..mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yall still crazy
I Go There

JMO says:

Here I GO, you can have one of my skinny girl white cranberry
cosmos –>

e-friends??
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You heffas make me sick.
Ty

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@Ty

HOW the FUKK is Percy making “social services eligible” money now when back in 1999-2001, he was on the fukking FORBES list?!

EXPLAIN that BULLSHAT to ME!!
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Still trying to figure that shyt out myself. He didnt pay the actors from that dumb azz cell phone movie and they are suing his azz. He claimed he couldnt pay them because he is at the poverty level

#gtfoh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Her full brother’s name is Veno. Romeo and them are the wife’s kids
Yall still crazy

Dimpz,
*messy gossip face (that says I ain’t in it)*
Wow
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*handshake* Igo, I wanna be friends too
JMO

I Go There says:

JMO says:

Here I GO, you can have one of my skinny girl white cranberry
cosmos –>

e-friends??
______________________________

You heffas make me sick.
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I Go There

@YALL Im glad you did that

Shake a lil something for me HIS
Bouce 1 then Bounce 2
OutsidetheBox

My boss a bish yo.

She just emailed me w “High Importance”; that bish been gone since 12.

I think the bish thought I was gone. Fooled her ass. im still here with yall.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ Smurfette & JMO! :rofl:-
OutsidetheBox

dumb azz cell phone movie

that chit was funny ass fukk yo. I got the hook up.
Yall still crazy

I think the bish thought I was gone. Fooled her ass. im still here with yall.
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That’s right. Hard at work…
I Go There

Yall still crazy says:

Dimpz,
*messy gossip face (that says I ain’t in it)*
Wow
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*handshake* Igo, I wanna be friends too
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Damn shame…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Tatted……Did you ever find out if ole gurl, you know who, was gone be around here while she on vacation?
Yall still crazy

Igo, them tittays was for Blue yo

<—sisterly hug
I Go There

JMO

Just know you aint Tatted….
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ MZD! You’sa fool if I ever saw one!

You ain’t gone say “HER” name???
I Go There

Yall still crazy says:

Igo, them tittays was for Blue yo

<—sisterly hug
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I wasnt talking bout your tittay anyway I was talking bout HIS….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

<— @ I Got the Hook Up

Awwww look, she gone shoot me with the Daniel Boone gun!

Ole girl look like her back should've hurt toting all that around though.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ IGO – so, JMO can’t be your e-sister??? You don’t wanna be banned for e-cest, huh?!
Ty

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ MZD! You’sa fool if I ever saw one!

You ain’t gone say “HER” name???
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Ok now I want to know…who is she Dimpz

#noseyazhell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Tatted… NOPE!
JMO

I Go There says:

JMO

Just know you aint Tatted….
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What does that mean??
OutsidetheBox

Ion know what that bish thought.

Door closed, music pumping,. Shopping up some chit on this free shipping day.

My connection too slow to be plugging my cc info in at home. nah hoe, imma use yall bandwidth.
JMO

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ IGO – so, JMO can’t be your e-sister??? You don’t wanna be banned for e-cest, huh?!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Ty….She uses a 3-letter username and is from near the Chi-Town area. That was my DAWG! Then she wanted to come through bragging about how she was off work til the beginning of next year and what not. :coffe:

#HaterStatusOn10!
JMO

OutsidetheBox says:

Ion know what that bish thought.

Door closed, music pumping,. Shopping up some chit on this free shipping day.

My connection too slow to be plugging my cc info in at home. nah hoe, imma use yall bandwidth.
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!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@IGO CAN WE GET MESICAN WASTED FIRST?? <<EVERY MESICAN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT!!
Yall still crazy

Make ya say uggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Who is “she”?
OutsidetheBox

JMO

Bish what. I be nervous as hail from my house. BUT these yts got it on lock. I do all my important chit right here.

*digs heels in*

Oh wait, my shoes been off since 3.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ MZD being stubborn since early this fuggin’ afternoon & @ Ty for being nosey and wanting to know who MZD refusing to acknowledge!
JMO

…. Yes I will be around… I’m gonna be so bored!!!

Finish with work until Jan –> check

Completed grad school & now waiting to graduate in Feb –> check

No kids and my fam is in the Bahamas –> check

I’m giving out Garretts popcorn just in case any of my Chi friends want some
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@BETTY BOOP AS LOONG AS I CAN DRIP DROP ALL THEM FRIES DOWN UR AND PICK THEM OUT …” LOOK MA NOOOOOO HANDS <<pickn them up with tongue!!
JMO

OutsidetheBox says:

JMO

Bish what. I be nervous as hail from my house. BUT these yts got it on lock. I do all my important chit right here.

*digs heels in*

Oh wait, my shoes been off since 3.
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Gurl me too!! The innanet is so fast here!! They think I be doing some serious work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Now she wanna brag she ain’t got shyt to DEW til she go back to work while “I”<ION KNOW HOW TO BOLD, Gotta go see Brittany and Alvin and nem next week.

Then she gone try to reel me back in with her Garret's popcorn. I see her. I MIGHT not work though.

I really usta like that guhl.
OutsidetheBox

Oh she a brag-a-docious kinda bish huh.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy

@ MZD explaining who it is… @ JMO making sure all of MZD’s descriptions are in post # 559!

@ Lakes – girl, don’t make me fuggin’ walk to Tessas (Texas)!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Meant it MIGHT not work, not I.
I Go There

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ IGO – so, JMO can’t be your e-sister??? You don’t wanna be banned for e-cest, huh?!
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JMO need to be taught a few things…

@Laker
We sure can… ill bring the Coronas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ OTB…So you understand how our love went bad too right?
OutsidetheBox

Yall go comment on ChocD’s post about: 15 things black girls do on facebook

In the other post.
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

Now she wanna brag she ain’t got shyt to DEW til she go back to work while “I”<ION KNOW HOW TO BOLD, Gotta go see Brittany and Alvin and nem next week.

Then she gone try to reel me back in with her Garret's popcorn. I see her. I MIGHT not work though.

I really usta like that guhl.
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yall know yall aint right….
OutsidetheBox

The gloating been dripping from that heffa font since last friday.
Yall still crazy

Tessis

*nose in the air* Jmo, I only eat Kernel Fabian’s popcorn <—better than garretts #formergarretsfiender
JMO

I Go There says:

The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:

@ IGO – so, JMO can’t be your e-sister??? You don’t wanna be banned for e-cest, huh?!
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JMO need to be taught a few things…
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I’m up for a lesson, wassup? I ain’t go chit to do
Ty

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Ty….She uses a 3-letter username and is from near the Chi-Town area. That was my DAWG! Then she wanted to come through bragging about how she was off work til the beginning of next year and what not. :coffe:

#HaterStatusOn10!
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Oh I know who u are talking about. I rolled my eyes at her earlier. Hmph

No work to Jan.

*turns back*
JMO

*got

So everyone is against meh now huh?? :stop: … You will not chibytex me up in hurr!!
OutsidetheBox

@#nochibys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ I won’t be Chiby’d

I still ain’t talking to her though.
Yall still crazy

*strips down to nothing to show my henna that says*

Free HIS and Chibytex

And to all a good night
http://twitter.com/SayItaIntSoJoe8 Atypical

Whomp. Whomp. Whomp. Nobody cared two years ago about Kelly “one hit wonder” Rowland and nobody cares now….. #theend
MrsMommy

Kelly is another one of these uninteresting people that stays in entertainment news, much like Beyonce and the rest.

There is no great voice or talent, and so people today have to settle for so much mediocrity.