Kanye West, the world’s most grandiose rapper, went on a bizarre Twitter rant yesterday, detailing his excessively grand ideas and plans for the world.
In the midst of his narcissistic ramblings, West named himself as Steve Jobs’ successor. He announced a new Apple-type corporation, which he named DONDA — after his late mother. The new corporation, he says, will consist of 22 divisions “with a goal to make products and experiences that people want and can afford…”
West is “assembling a team of architects, graphic designers, directors musicians, producers, AnRs, writers, publicist, social media experts, app guys, managers, car designers, clothing designers, DJs, video game designers, publishers, tech guys, lawyers, bankers, nutritionist, doctors, scientist, teachers…” to take him one step closer to realizing his goal of becoming the next Steve Jobs.
“I sit everyday and ask what can I do to make a difference,” writes West, who adds that he hasn’t “bought a new car or piece of jewelry in about 2 years…”
West doesn’t want to just design the new iPad, he wants to redesign our way of thinking too — beginning with the schoolchildren. “School systems were designed to turn people into factory workers,” he tweeted. “Schools should be designed to prep human beings for real life.”
Who else thought that schools were already designed to prep human beings for life?
West says he’s uniquely qualified to redesign our way of life because he has won Grammies, which gives him the “prestige” to reach out and connect people.
Like most grandiose personalities, West’s ideas are a confused, colossal mishmash of pomposity and pretentiousness conceived by West to bring even more attention to himself.
“I care about people who have never heard of me… There are over 7 billion people on the planet now,” he tweeted. And West is determined to get their attention one tweet at a time.
By the way, if you want to be a part of Kanye’s obsessive plans for a New World Disorder, email him at contactDONDA@gmail.com.
Good Morning
hello
x10
this is why I refuse to follow him on Twitter…so fcking annoying!
:hugs: @caligirl
MOOORNING
LURRKN AND WORKN TODAY… HAVE A GRRRREAT DAY SR.. 
How is he any different from Steve Jobs? Why is his way of thinking a problem?
I don’t get why you or anyone else would be mad that he wants to do something “different” or “grandiose”.
*shrugs* I have hopes and dreams too
Sandra Rose says:
if you want to be a part of Kanye’s obsessive plans for a New World Disorder
pretty much!
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I honestly could give a rats ass what this fool is rambling about. Can we get a
Hey Cali and FeFe :hugs:
Hey Therapist and Laker
yeah I have my own ideas about the whole college bs, but who am I to schit on your 4-12 years of higher learning and ur average of 35k in student loan debt? have at it.
I like Kanye. Of course I would never sit and say I agree with 100% of what he’s saying, but it’s the crazies people should pay attn to vs dismiss.
therapist1911 says:
How is he any different from Steve Jobs? Why is his way of thinking a problem?
I don’t get why you or anyone else would be mad that he wants to do something “different” or “grandiose”.
*shrugs* I have hopes and dreams too
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Because he’s black
GM ALL!
School systems were designed to turn people into factory workers,” he tweeted. “Schools should be designed to prep human beings for real life.”
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You don’t have to go to school for 12+ yrs to do facory work.
@CD love your gravi.
Someone needs to refill their Zoloft prescription.
@CD
I’m so DONE with your gravie!
@Chocolate Diva – I needed some entertainment, but your gravi is too much.

Amber Rose confirmed that she did do the star magazine interview and Kim k aka the mattress had sex with Kanye
Someone please tell Ye to smoking that ooohweeeee, it’s clearing fuggin with his already ate up azz brain
@caligirl
Is that you? You are PRETTY!
“West’s ideas are a confused, colossal mishmash of pomposity and pretentiousness conceived by West to bring even more attention to himself.”
^^^^^This about sums it up.
@ CD your gravi is scaring the chit outta me
“I sit everyday and ask what can I do to make a difference,” writes West, who adds that he hasn’t “bought a new car or piece of jewelry in about 2 years…”
That’s good stuff, alot of “folks” BLACK…that’s all they think about. What is my next car or I got have that watch, that necklace, those studs…It should makes one “think”
@CALI
:hugs: How are you?
@Eb- I saw that. We all know Kimmie is a wHOlesome girl, but then again I guess you can’t take something that doesnt want to be taken, right?
“I sit everyday and ask what can I do to make a difference,” writes West, who adds that he hasn’t “bought a new car or piece of jewelry in about 2 years…”
West doesn’t want to just design the new iPad, he wants to redesign our way of thinking too — beginning with the schoolchildren. “School systems were designed to turn people into factory workers,” he tweeted. “Schools should be designed to prep human beings for real life.”
Who else thought that schools were already designed to prep human beings for life?
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As a vetern EDUCATOR (10 years+), unfortunately schools do not prepare human’s for “real life”. It prepares people to take standardized test that determines what you can & can’t do based on societal norms.
Everyone doesnt learn with a textbook or by reading Shakespere, Edage Allen Poe or Maya Angelou. Our kids do not have the same struggles as the characters in To Kill a Mockingbird, Huckberry Finn, The Great Gatsby and etc.
What do schools do for individuals that have learning disabilities?
@FeFe –
Dat’s me. Thank You
Creative and artistic people are not to be understood. Just appreciated or not.
DANG, SANDRA!
Why’d you leave us stuck in the D-List World thread for so long (school marm/homewrecker G. Union)?
You’ve got so many ads now, that you don’t come home no more.
I hope he follows through with his plans.. and as fara as kim aka the slore Im not surprised..
Heeeey e-bestie (you know who you are) & My e-sister (you know you are)
(for each of you)
@ e-bestie – how are you doing suga?
I don’t see a problem with what he’s saying. If that’s what he wants to do then have at it!
I’m sure people said the SAME thing about Steve Jobs when he came up with the ridiculously crazy, absurd idea of an iPod
Heeey Anna, LTL, Point, Therapist & Mizzdallas
@LoveZoe – I’m at home resting, I’m feeling better. My left arm is a little sore. Empty stomach and oxycotin is not the way to go.
<—– DON'T GIVE 2 CHITS BECAUSE I FUGGS W/KANYE!
Good morning CD!!!!!!
If I have to speak to Makeup Tatted Diva Maven one mo gin……..guess i have to speak in a foriegn language
Good morning..I’m new to the blog…but why all the haten’ if Kayne thinks he can be the next Steve Jobs…as a college drop out…let him…he will soon find out…
Morning Point
MICKEE1974 says:
Good morning..I’m new to the blog…but why all the haten’ if Kayne thinks he can be the next Steve Jobs…as a college drop out…let him…he will soon find out…
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G’day to ya. I don’t pay much attention to Ye. More power to him.
mizzdallas says:
and as fara as kim aka the slore Im not surprised..
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She was sending Kryne’ naked text pics. Amber sent her a text back, Kim never replied. How do you go from Reggie to West??
My mama: My mama talking about don’t be taking all dem pills, you may get addicted.
Me: Ma they gave me 20 pills…..
@ Therapist – oh yeah, we’ve discussed that before…the foreign language and all!

Sup Tatted.
“School systems were designed to turn people into factory workers,” he tweeted. “Schools should be designed to prep human beings for real life.”
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I have to agree with him on this.
Good morning all
I also feel that he should visualize passing the status of Steve Jobs if he truly wants to have at it. The buck didn’t stop with Steve.
We are fully capable of doing whatever it is we desire, and I do admire the drive that Kanye has. I’m not going to knock him on this one.
Do your thing Kanye.
I really like Kanye and I hope he goes back in to twitter hibernation. His tweets just prove to me he’s not connected with his audience.
I hope he doesn’t pull a Tyrese and let his tweets make him lose fans.
Sometimes I miss the days when celebs were mysterious. Twitter and blogs have ruined that.
@ e-bestie
@’cho mama! She just making sure you don’t turn out to be a junkie, baby! 
“unfortunately schools do not prepare human’s for “real life”. It prepares people to take standardized test that determines what you can & can’t do based on societal norms.”
@ LTL – what’s up is that azz in the air off yo’ gravi!
Waitin’ on you, Sandie Mae…….where’s FLOPPY today?
@MICKEE
Bill Gates dropped out of college and accomplished a lot.
@MrsMommy
What’s wrong with teacher’s?
Just noticed that
<— reminds me of my cross eyed sister in law when she smiles. 
Heeey Big Booty Heffa aka my Sista from Another Mama
Bill Gates didn’t finish College
Brian Williams completed a total of 18 college credits….
If you apply your self you can do anything.
Me myself, I had to apply for Student Loans.
at Sallie Mae…Heifer
So I heard Beyonce has checked into a Houston hospital because she wants to have Jayonce in her hometown
Cali, I didn’t think it had already started. More
. i truly hope you’ll feel better!
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SamYell JacksEm says:
@MICKEE
Bill Gates dropped out of college and accomplished a lot.
@MrsMommy
What’s wrong with teacher’s?
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Think you’ve got the wrong poster. Didn’t say anything about teachers.
Cali, please type in English please. i’m tired of people like Point and Yall making fun of me
The Makeup Maven says:
Heeey Anna, LTL, Point, Therapist & Mizzdallas
Morning! I’m out of lurk mode bc I like Kanye.
You have to understand who the message is coming from. Kanye says some deep stuff is crazy ways. I don’t think he means factory workers in a factory. It seems more like routine, drudgenous-task-doing workers. I agree with that POV.
*in
Hey my parenthesis-hipped Sis!
I hate to see dreams deferred or crushed. Just breaks my heart. Smh.
At least let the man have a vision – sometimes that’s all a black man has. Shyt.
Wow I’m a Ye fan but let’s be real… He is no Steve. He even admitted that his fame and money has afforded him to venture out to other avenues.
vero says:
Anna, congratulations on your award. Now I would love to see your pic too !
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LOL Thanks. One of these days I’m going to figure out how to put up a pic.
CookieMonsterZ says:
Morning! I’m out of lurk mode bc I like Kanye.
You have to understand who the message is coming from. Kanye says some deep stuff is crazy ways. I don’t think he means factory workers in a factory. It seems more like routine, drudgenous-task-doing workers. I agree with that POV.
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As long as they learn how to read, count, and to think critically…..
Everybody is not going to be living large. Somebody has got to ring the cash register or fix the cars…..
vero says:
Cali, I didn’t think it had already started. More . i truly hope you’ll feel better!
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Only had access placed…..Hopefully I want start for months are NEVER…..Is that what you are speaking of?
iscream says:
are ppl comparing Steve Jobs to Kanye West?
Wow I’m a Ye fan but let’s be real… He is no Steve. He even admitted that his fame and money has afforded him to venture out to other avenues.
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Well, he’s got enough money and name recoginition to make this a go. I salute him. It takes time, but if he’s a true visionary and man of action, it’ll happen.
I didn’t see a problem with what he said, all of it was clearly from his heart and explained what he did to develop this line.
Ye for following his dream and not giving up or taking the easy route
We are fully capable of doing whatever it is we desire, and I do admire the drive that Kanye has. I’m not going to knock him on this one.
Do your thing Kanye.
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Well good for him but is this real? I wouldn’t think a New World Order would be using a free gmail account.
@THERAPIST
:hunch: HAAAPPPY NEEEWW YEAR SESY!!
@TATT MORNING
I saw a very interesting RSA Animate called “Changing Education Paradigms” that would pretty much explain exactly what Kanye means, and would also explain why there’s really no haven for the learning disabled kids out here.
Check it out (if you haven’t). Very creative, and very informative.
@Cali, yes that’s what I was talking about. Well i hope you never start then !!!
@Anna
you create an account at www. gravatar. com with the same email you used to open your account on SR.
then you upload the picture you want and it will automatically be your profile pic on SR.
Sandra
dang…. where would your mouth hang if he acutally pulled it off. Dream Killer & Assassinator of HOPE!!
So I read the Steve Jobs book…and umm he was an ahole…but ppl accepted it…now when Kanye rambles and acts an ahole…ppl want to talk about him
IMO, school is a place to educate a child’s mind, and give “some” lessons on the real world. Home is the place to prepare the child for life. Do I want an agry, spoiled, entitled, narcissistic, arrogant, immature, attention starved rapper teaching my child anything? Not really, but again this is IMO. When Kanye is mature enough to know that he doesn’t have the Midas touch, that his piss isn’t gingerale and his chit ain’t cupcakes, I’ll listen to him until keep ranting Ye it’s really entertaining to me
@lakerchic –
@ e-sister – I’m no longer Betty Boop????
Was I just called “parenthesis-hipped?”
Heeeey Genia
Trendsetter says:
So I read the Steve Jobs book…and umm he was an ahole…but ppl accepted it

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@cali hey mija how u doing
hold me tight!!
@tatt i need to have non sesi thoughts!! THATS SOME WHITE HILL BILLY SH1T SIS!!
Who didn’t know that schools doesn’t teach you things that you have to deal with in real life? That’s not new news.
Ask the million of people in debt, with no jobs holding. BA’s, MA’a and even PHD’s
Or the ones with jobs and barely making enough to survive because they have to pay back college loans.
How about we talk about how people on Public assistance have health care, free food, rent, cell phones and probably didn’t even graduate from Jr. HS.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
Everybody is not going to be living large. Somebody has got to ring the cash register or fix the cars…..
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So true.. And that’s why people without a strict education can make a living, just as a college drop-out can become a billionaire.
If I thought Kanye was deeply into politics I would think that he had a bigger agenda by making these statements..
Ya’ll know that Kayne was messed up before his mother died and the lost of her was significant. It was so sudden….I feel sorry for him.
How about we talk about how people on Public assistance have health care, free food, rent, cell phones and probably didn’t even graduate from Jr. HS.
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iscream says:
are ppl comparing Steve Jobs to Kanye West?
Wow I’m a Ye fan but let’s be real… He is no Steve. He even admitted that his fame and money has afforded him to venture out to other avenues.
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Why can’t he be a “Steve Jobs” though? Why can’t your son be a “Steve Jobs” or a “Mark Z-berg”?
The Makeup Maven says:
Was I just called “parenthesis-hipped?”
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That was a good one
iscream says:
Who didn’t know that schools doesn’t teach you things that you have to deal with in real life? That’s not new news.
Ask the million of people in debt, with no jobs holding. BA’s, MA’a and even PHD’s
:co-sign:
@ e-sis (WOOOOW) OKAY. I can respect that!

Ye, Ye, Ye please stop taking ambien…. schools are not designed to raise children parents are …. however I do agree the education system is lacking terribly but half of the things you learn in life do not come from school you have to READ, explore, experience and live your life… hat’s off to the educators and teachers because “shenika’s” kids be acting a damn fool in the classroom…. when my son was flunking all subjects in school (except math (WTF) I got off my azz and did something about it.. through testing the school found out he was “gifted” (whatever the hell that means) and said he would be skipped a grade or two !!! UMMM NO i took matters into my own hands and put him in an math and science charter school and worked 2 JOBS to pay for it!!! now i am hearing these types of academies are FREE!!!! needless to say he graduated a couple of years ago with a degree in Cognitive, Linguistic & Psychological Sciences …(on topic) so if Ye is going to do something to help people advance more power to him sign me up…however, if he just talking twitter bullshyt then he needs to go on up out my face…
vero says:
@Cali, yes that’s what I was talking about. Well i hope you never start then !!!
@Anna you create an account at www. gravatar. com with the same email you used to open your account on SR.
then you upload the picture you want and it will automatically be your profile pic on SR.
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I might try again. I gave up long ago. My kids even tried to help me. LOL.
So Sandra, what’s up with your girl Zeralyn getting mad caused she got banged out by an athlete (K-Mart) and only got a plane ticket and a Salisbury steak dinner? Ain’t she a friend of the blog?
Guess they ain’t all winning, huh?
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Was I just called “parenthesis-hipped?”
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That was a good one
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Chu’up troll!
I find it interesting…that we are being Nay sayers on his potential sucess. When a white man thinks outside the box we call him brilliant….when a black man thinks outside the box we call him disillusioned insane.
Kanye is intelligent enough…that his history doesn’t have to end at being a rapper/entertainer. He has the intelligence and the means to attempt any goal he wants.
I personally don’t have a problem with anything he said. Let’s just hope he follows through with his promise.
KayCeiSoul says:
@ Cookie!!! You got it! That’s exactly what he meant.
I saw a very interesting RSA Animate called “Changing Education Paradigms” that would pretty much explain exactly what Kanye means, and would also explain why there’s really no haven for the learning disabled kids out here.
Check it out (if you haven’t). Very creative, and very informative.
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Great Point Cookie and I cosign!!
@Kay…
you bring up a good point as well regarding learning disabled students.
I’ll check out the video you reference as well. Thx, I’m always looking for things to help my teachers
@Hersey, is your gravi Bey in labor?
@TATT I STILL LOVE YA THO
:2dance: I LET U BE THE ONE WITH THE BOW!! ALA COLOR PURPLE!! **MESICAN STYLE**
Good morning My Ride or Die
How you’se doing today??
MORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNING SHAKY LAKEY
@ E-sis oh okay, as long as you
me still!
:2dance: <—- while the mariachi band plays along!
Genia says:
I find it interesting…that we are being Nay sayers on his potential sucess. When a white man thinks outside the box we call him brilliant….when a black man thinks outside the box we call him disillusioned insane.
Kanye is intelligent enough…that his history doesn’t have to end at being a rapper/entertainer. He has the intelligence and the means to attempt any goal he wants.
LaTechGrad02 says:
Well good for him but is this real? I wouldn’t think a New World Order would be using a free gmail account.
@THRAPIST
I DONT LIKE TO WAIT!! 
therapist1911 says:
iscream says:
are ppl comparing Steve Jobs to Kanye West?
Wow I’m a Ye fan but let’s be real… He is no Steve. He even admitted that his fame and money has afforded him to venture out to other avenues.
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Why can’t he be a “Steve Jobs” though? Why can’t your son be a “Steve Jobs” or a “Mark Z-berg”?
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I think it might be because of the Technological advances that Jobs was apart of as to a muscian that Ye is. But I feel you and agree with you.
ON TOPIC.
This dude would make a terrible business owner. Business decisions (sound ones) are supposed to be made without the emotional element surfacing, & this dude is ALL EMOTIONAL.
He can’t even manage his own behavior, how the fukcs he gonna manage a corporation
*goes back to read comments*
@ Kay, Thanks for telling me, I will have to look it up!
It makes me wonder why we have enough $ for people on public assistance to get free childcare, but not enough to educate children with special needs. It’s all about passing tests to keep funding. Worst part is that teachers are forging tests to keep their jobs now.
lexdiamonz says:
Ye, Ye, Ye please stop taking ambien…. schools are not designed to raise children parents are …. however I do agree the education system is lacking terribly but half of the things you learn in life do not come from school you have to READ, explore, experience and live your life… hat’s off to the educators and teachers because “shenika’s” kids be acting a damn fool in the classroom…. when my son was flunking all subjects in school (except math (WTF) I got off my azz and did something about it.. through testing the school found out he was “gifted” (whatever the hell that means) and said he would be skipped a grade or two !!! UMMM NO i took matters into my own hands and put him in an math and science charter school and worked 2 JOBS to pay for it!!! now i am hearing these types of academies are FREE!!!! needless to say he graduated a couple of years ago with a degree in Cognitive, Linguistic & Psychological Sciences …(on topic) so if Ye is going to do something to help people advance more power to him sign me up…however, if he just talking twitter bullshyt then he needs to go on up out my face…
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The BEST POST I have EVER read on this joint.
You, ma’am, are to be saluted!!!!!
@ Anna no, it’s Kickball from Love and Hip being helped up after her and the other heaux had a cat fight and hair pulling contest.

SMURFETTE – keep it kewte today, ‘kay?
BTW –
What happens to a dream deferred..
@THERAPIST
I SAAWY BOO I’M NOT GOOD AT WAITING
HOW WAS THE NEW YEAR DID U PARTY!!?? LIKE A ROCKSTAR?
<< me last night
Eh.. I think hes just misunderstood.. Everyone has a dream. Let him have his.
Morning folks.
How about we talk about how people on Public assistance have health care, free food, rent, cell phones and probably didn’t even graduate from Jr. HS.
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I agree, but I think we’re supposed to focus our ire on them because most of us are closer to being them than the ubber rich folks that get government assistance in the billions and do their best to destroy everything out of greed.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ LTL Who is the athlete??
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Supposedly Kenyon Martin.
I don’t really care. Just Sandra loves to call people out on hoe shyt, so I just wondered what she thought of this.
Again……
ANNNNNDDD since we are all on topic and mainly in agreement about the educational system in our society let’s let that be a factor in our voting at the polls this year………I better see yall face in the BOOTH… (and not the DJ booth for the decatur flavors)
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Was I just called “parenthesis-hipped?”
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That was a good one
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Chu’up troll!
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Hater….
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ LTL Who is the athlete??
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Supposedly Kenyon Martin.
I don’t really care. Just Sandra loves to call people out on hoe shyt, so I just wondered what she thought of this.
Again……

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Oooh, maybe I should of paid extra close attention because you did say KMart. But dayum…salisbury steak dinner…Restaurants still serving that?! Where they go, Chilli’s?
Genia says:
I find it interesting…that we are being Nay sayers on his potential sucess. When a white man thinks outside the box we call him brilliant….when a black man thinks outside the box we call him disillusioned insane.
Kanye is intelligent enough…that his history doesn’t have to end at being a rapper/entertainer. He has the intelligence and the means to attempt any goal he wants.
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His success and potential success makes them uncomfortable. He gets to live out his dream and some arethreaten so they become the proverbial crabs. They see the negative in his dream before realizing he is light years ahead of them.
*sigh* much like the Guidance Counselor that told me I should not apply to college and now I’m a Director of Special Education. Which is helping me open my own consulting firm for Special Education.
lexdiamonz says:
ANNNNNDDD since we are all on topic and mainly in agreement about the educational system in our society let’s let that be a factor in our voting at the polls this year………I better see yall face in the BOOTH… (and not the DJ booth for the decatur flavors)
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SandraRose.com needs more posters/thinkers like you. Thanks for that timely comment.
Ride or Die…I’m Great today! I’m off until the middle of the month so my days are just spent relaxing.
@LTL…you need to spill the tea
I agree with Kanye.

**now goes to read what Kanye said**
I better see yall face in the BOOTH… (and not the DJ booth for the decatur flavors)
…..and it’s still folks…talking about they ain’t never voted. It’s a durn shame.
I be glad when this boy has seat and is not able to get back up. he’s so full of himself it’s a turn off!cuss:
ANY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS…. MINE 1.LOSE 25 POUNDS 2. STOP
3. SMILE MORE 4. USE MAKE UP << 
I don’t even think Chilli’s serve that. That sounds like some Golden Coral, buffet type shyt to me.
iono what we talm bout but fvck them student loans
*hits submit payment to direct loans and citi bank and sallie mae*
oh, what’s up and shyt everybody
Welp…They say that there is a thin line between genius and insanity. Still love Kanye in all his Kanyeness.
Morning all.
What up yall?
**booty pinches and tiddy kisses to the ladies**

@TATT I WANT SOME CHILLIS EGGROLLS NOW
@ Yall
I’m not saying that he can’t do it, but like ole Dr. Phil says, if you want to know what someone will do tomorrow, look at what they did yesterday. Ye’s behavior shows that he has a hard time taking constructive criticism…remember his bish fit he threw when no one liked his whack azz clothing line? so if a child disagrees with him in the classroom, will he snatch the chalk from the child and say “Yo kid, I’m really happy for you, I’m a let you finish, but that other kid had one of the best answers of all time…chile please Mr West needs to leave that good cush alone 
so ain nobody told me it was a new post
Director of Special Education. Which is helping me open my own consulting firm for Special Education.
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That’s wonderful! It takes a amazing person, with the patience of JOB to work with special needs. All the best to your success!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ LTL Who is the athlete??
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Supposedly Kenyon Martin.
I don’t really care. Just Sandra loves to call people out on hoe shyt, so I just wondered what she thought of this.
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Instead of calling her out Sandra responded on twitter to Zeralyn “who coming for you”
Sandra needs to have a ___/ stop playing gansta on twitter and give us fresh tea at least once an hour.
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Was I just called “parenthesis-hipped?”
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That was a good one
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Chu’up troll!
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Hater….

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Takes one to know one….
sigh* much like the Guidance Counselor that told me I should not apply to college
I had one of those. When we got my SAT scores back he was suddenly “confident in my abilities.”
Bastid. He was old ass hell.
MR PRATHER! *middle finger*
Look at me now. LOL
CALI!!!
ok i aint read nuffin
but i’m about to attend my 1st yt funeral..(that feels so ignit to type) & i have no idea what to expect. will it be quick like yt church? 
#serious?
much like the Guidance Counselor that told me I should not apply to college and now I’m a Director of Special Education. Which is helping me open my own consulting firm for Special Education.
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So, I’ll be able to count the change in EVERYBODY’S pocket really fast!
Hey OTB
How u be 
And Steve Jobs didn’t just wake up one morning with a cool idea, he was groomed and had a whole lot of time on the computers in the 1960’s as a child.
OUTLIERS (<–because that's what you want you kid to be) was a good book for parents.
will it be quick like yt church?
Is he white? No?
Then absolutely not.
Fayla Hey baby
Does a
for you….Cause I’m feeling good.
i never visited my hs counselor until i needed her to fill something out on a college application
YALL
you get my pic
Anna – Thank you
U GO BOY @therapist… see there are two types of people those who TALK and those that DO you sir are the latter… congrats on your success keep it up…
Hershey says:
@ Yall I’m not saying that he can’t do it, but like ole Dr. Phil says, if you want to know what someone will do tomorrow, look at what they did yesterday. Ye’s behavior shows that he has a hard time taking constructive criticism…remember his bish fit he threw when no one liked his whack azz clothing line? so if a child disagrees with him in the classroom, will he snatch the chalk from the child and say “Yo kid, I’m really happy for you, I’m a let you finish, but that other kid had one of the best answers of all time…chile please Mr West needs to leave that good cush alone
FAY
from the few I’ve been too they’re quick
Fay, you’ll be outta there in a hour tops
#getreadytostandandsitandstandandsitandstandandkneeletc.
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Imma keep it kewt! Now who said something about Staph In The Azz Kenyon Martin?!?! #dontbelievemegoogleit #aintmyfault
Tatted
What’d he do now?
OTB
he’s yt. 
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@THERAPIST I SAAWY BOO I’M NOT GOOD AT WAITING HOW WAS THE NEW YEAR DID U PARTY!!?? LIKE A ROCKSTAR? << me last night
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Ha my New Year was sooooooooooooooooooo fun i ended up in the hospital and had to get a few stitches in my head! YEaaaah me and the gash in my head
@ Ride or Die – LUCKY YOU! I’m quite jealous now!
@ LTL – DON’TCHU BE TOM’BOUT GOLDEN CORRAL! I usta smash that back in the day!
therapist1911 says:
His success and potential success makes them uncomfortable. He gets to live out his dream and some arethreaten so they become the proverbial crabs. They see the negative in his dream before realizing he is light years ahead of them.
*sigh* much like the Guidance Counselor that told me I should not apply to college and now I’m a Director of Special Education. Which is helping me open my own consulting firm for Special Education.
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See…this kinda talk right here is what gets me all googely eyed.
I’m such a hood-nerd. But I am so with this response.
Brown, I replied back.
BTW Mr. Furley’s facial expression looks like he’s having a happy ending…
@ E-sis – Chilli’s serve Egg Rolls???
May need to catch’up on that! 
…remember his bish fit he threw when no one liked his whack azz clothing line?
He is moving to London to focus on learning more of the crafting of a line though.
Seems like he accepted the constructive critcism. And truth be told, them sweater shoes showing up everywhere.
i ended up in the hospital and had to get a few stitches in my head! YEaaaah me and the gash in my head
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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you determine if you had a kick-azz fun time
Oh it’ll be quick and snappy @Fay!
Hey Fay-Fay!
Oh that’s an open and shut case…aww.. wait…wait…that wasn’t the right thing to say.
They go pretty fast…aww…wait…wait…that wasn’t the right thing to say either.
It’ll be over quickly. And don’t expect any foolishness. Won’t be none.
@TATT WESTERN…UMMMM
IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD NIGHT WHEN U GET HURT!! 
@THERAPIST…
@YALL I GOT AN ARM BROKEN ON ONE OF THE MOST FUN NIGHTS OF MY LIFE… GOOD TIMES!!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
CALI!!!
ok i aint read nuffin but i’m about to attend my 1st yt funeral..(that feels so ignit to type) & i have no idea what to expect. will it be quick like yt church?
#serious?
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But the answer is yes.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@YALL I GOT AN ARM BROKEN ON ONE OF THE MOST FUN NIGHTS OF MY LIFE… GOOD TIMES!!
ok i aint read nuffin but i’m about to attend my 1st yt funeral..(that feels so ignit to type) & i have no idea what to expect. will it be quick like yt church?
#serious?
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BUT SI.. MESICAN CHURCH IS 59 MIN LOONG NO MORE..MAYBE LESS 
@ Brown – I never got my email from you!
,i>Oh that’s an open and shut case
<< SUCH A WUSS!!

@IGO
The Makeup Maven says:
@ LTL – DON’TCHU BE TOM’BOUT GOLDEN CORRAL! I usta smash that back in the day!
I ain’t tripping. Going there for lunch today.
The rolls alone will make you slap yo mama. Well, not my mama cause she don’t play that. But you get me point.
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
<< SUCH A WUSS!!
@IGO
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Whats up Laker.
*Stomp up in this bish like I ain’t wearing heels but some jeans with some baby blue Tims all gritty n chit*
And we bout it every day, every day, every day
Like we sittin on the bench, nigga, we don’t really play
Every day, every day, fuk what anybody say
Can’t seem ’em cause the money in the way, real nigga, what’s up?
The Motto is officially my new car banga!!!

GOOD MORNING YALLLLLL!
@YALL IT INVOLVED A SKATE BOARD AND A LIL BUG CAR
THATS WHAT I GET FOR GETN “WHITE GIRL WASTED” THEM BISHES CAN HOLD LIQUOR BETTER THAN ANYBODY!!
“LIKE OH MY GAAWWD ARE U OK SWEETIE” << the white bish who brought me to the fukn party!! 
@WUT OK I SEE U REPN MY CUZN AGAIN.. **SEND DIABLA FRESH PACK OF RUBBERS** LET ME FOLLOW THE LEADER..
<< THE LOOK DIABLA GETS BEFORE SHE EATS UR UTERUS…
YALL
i never got a text from you
And the sad part about there will be people all for this dumba$$ smh
@ LTL – wait, can I tag along…they use’ta have (may even still have) this teryaki chicken that I would straight bang out! *sigh*
WAIT UP!
Oh, I forgot to press SEND
I got this “zlango” on my phone now, it’s cute for texts but it needs some twerking
Tatted, please reply to post 154
#messy
Tatted you get my email????
“LIKE OH MY GAAWWD ARE U OK SWEETIE”

#goodtimes :lol:(
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I used to work with this big yt bish who fell every single time she had a drink! I got tired of picking her azz up, no joke, I used to have to find strangers to help me. Once a group of Canadians (no joke) help me and we partied all night long with them while she was laid out yt girl wasted) face down in a booth
@ Smurfette –
YOU MAKE ME
It was LTL (Long Time Lurker)
He said that Zeralyn tripe supposedly was salted by the fact that I guess she “dined” on Kenyon and I guess all she got was a wine and dine Salisbury Steak Meal!
Brown – NOPE!
Zeralyn tripe supposedly was salted by the fact that I guess she “dined” on Kenyon
^^^^Translation needed STAT!
Who/what is a zeralyn
what is getting dined on
I am lost, I thought it had something to do with his botty staph issues
#itstillaintmyfault 
@ Brown – I got it. That’s cute, bew! I like that gray!
@ Smurfette –
I didn’t know Kenyon had azz staph! 

Zeralyn is that ex-stripper turned blogger that I think Sandy is in luv w/and she supposedly went out w/Kenyon Martin (based off of what LTL said) and he hit and all she got was a Salisbury Steak meal and I guess she is poppin’ off about it!
Tatted
I almost came when I saw that gray and the wallet!
matter fact I think I got wet………….
I feel ya Mr.West! “loud and clear”…
Well, her azz needs to be worried about the staph and Auntie can do better
(well that just sounded good
)
Yep, google it, he had it, and then the media threw him and trina together to distract folks, but I ain’t forgot
Brown – a good pair of shoes does that to me!
LAWD – Im tryna behave myself! 
Smurfette – I’mma have to read that now! Booty Staph….GROSS AS HEYUL!

Brown – a good pair of shoes does that to me!
LAWD – Im tryna behave myself! 
Smurfette – I’mma have to read that now! Booty Staph….GROSS AS HEYUL!

Hmmmp, and wait till you find out how you get it (in the azz)… *P U face*
Yep, I haven’t looked at him the same ever since.
#onceagainitaintmyfault
too funny.
:hugs: Mav
Hello Everyone
therapist1911 says:
How is he any different from Steve Jobs? Why is his way of thinking a problem?
I don’t get why you or anyone else would be mad that he wants to do something “different” or “grandiose”.
*shrugs* I have hopes and dreams too
I think Kanye has A Beautiful Mind
Boy Ron Artest’s jersey has really inspired him. He’s been going on and on about it since the first time Ron wore it. He’s cray.