Kanye West, the world’s most grandiose rapper, went on a bizarre Twitter rant yesterday, detailing his excessively grand ideas and plans for the world.
In the midst of his narcissistic ramblings, West named himself as Steve Jobs’ successor. He announced a new Apple-type corporation, which he named DONDA — after his late mother. The new corporation, he says, will consist of 22 divisions “with a goal to make products and experiences that people want and can afford…”
West is “assembling a team of architects, graphic designers, directors musicians, producers, AnRs, writers, publicist, social media experts, app guys, managers, car designers, clothing designers, DJs, video game designers, publishers, tech guys, lawyers, bankers, nutritionist, doctors, scientist, teachers…” to take him one step closer to realizing his goal of becoming the next Steve Jobs.
“I sit everyday and ask what can I do to make a difference,” writes West, who adds that he hasn’t “bought a new car or piece of jewelry in about 2 years…”
West doesn’t want to just design the new iPad, he wants to redesign our way of thinking too — beginning with the schoolchildren. “School systems were designed to turn people into factory workers,” he tweeted. “Schools should be designed to prep human beings for real life.”
Who else thought that schools were already designed to prep human beings for life?
West says he’s uniquely qualified to redesign our way of life because he has won Grammies, which gives him the “prestige” to reach out and connect people.
Like most grandiose personalities, West’s ideas are a confused, colossal mishmash of pomposity and pretentiousness conceived by West to bring even more attention to himself.
“I care about people who have never heard of me… There are over 7 billion people on the planet now,” he tweeted. And West is determined to get their attention one tweet at a time.
By the way, if you want to be a part of Kanye’s obsessive plans for a New World Disorder, email him at contactDONDA@gmail.com.
