Snooki lied; She is pregnant

Sandra Rose February 29, 2012

Snooki is pregnant

Despite all of her denials, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant. The portly star of the insufferably boring “Jersey Shore” reality series has already brokered a deal to break the news of her pregnancy on the cover of US Weekly magazine, according to the NY Daily News gossip column Page Six.

Although none of us watch “Jersey Shore,” this news is creating a buzz all over the blogosphere. So I thought it was my duty to at least mention it.

This is the first made-for-TV child for Snooki, 24, by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. She is about three months along.

Snooki is your typical addictive personality type who rides the Dopamine waves from one man to the next. So don’t expect her and Jionni to stay together for the live birth.

Kim Kardashian is somewhere seething that she won’t be the first reality star to give live birth to a made-for-TV baby.

http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Sooo…The Great Pumpkin is gonna have a baby? I can hardly contain my joy at this news.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

She is really pretty without makeup
Ms. YaYa

I cannot see Snooki as a mother, poor baby
lovezoe

Well T least she can afford it. :coffee:<———- really water
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Oh okay…
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

Who got it pregnant??
Daisy

As much reality tv as I watch I have never watched an ep of Jersey Shore
ryand91

Ewwwwww
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Ms. YaYa says:

I cannot see Snooki as a mother, poor baby
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Some people actually slow down when they carry a baby , hence Nicole Richie
MsOnederful

You got that right! What is the big fuss over this Snooze fest ‘The Jersey Shore’ :yawns: insufferably boring is right.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Daisy says:

As much reality tv as I watch I have never watched an ep of Jersey Shore
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I don’t think that show is for us.
onikwia

my first comment….dont have anything to say just wanted to post….
greente

Not portly!
lovezoe

I do thinks he is really pretty without the PegBundy hair and makeup
Chocolate Thunder

Snooki looks like she smells like spray tan, pickles, fish and spam.
Mamacita

“insufferably boring “Jersey Shore” ”

I tried to make myself watch it to see what the hype was about. The sh*t is whack.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

I have to admit watch this show on Thursday nights…I love Snooki, and Vinny, and Jwoww and Pauly D, and Deena, and Sammi, and Ronnie…can’t stand the situation he looks like a live version of Popeye…

#dontjudgeme
EB

The rapture
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

Why are all of these people on this show so orange?
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

I’m a fan of Jersey Shore. I really am. I love Vinny and Pauly D. I can see Snooki as a mom. This may slow down her party ways. I can see them doing a spin off.
Ms. YaYa

@ jeniefrumdabloc
I hope so…this just might help her stop all of the drinking
BigCityGirl

Good Morning Folks…

I don’t watch Jersey Shore and NEVER will…however this is interesting news….lol
iAmChan

Yuck, when I think of Snooki, I itch.
lovezoe

Choc- don’t forget dried nut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

Chocolate Thunder says:

Snooki looks like she smells like spray tan, pickles, fish and spam.
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TiFan4Lyfe

i use to watch it, until i found out half of them arent even really Italians and then it just seemed stupid. I am guessing she wont be on the next season drinking and carrying on..
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

too.
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

@chan
I Go There

Great Pumpkin
Trendsetter

We care because????????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIF9IAQSnU H-Townmama

@Iam
You look like a friend of mine I lost contact with. We used to have great
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Has anybody been keeping up with Mobwives, this accounting course has been kicking my tail
anw_rootbeer

I was cray in high school, got knocked up at 18 & I was a changed woman! Didn’t take an intervention or bad experience, I just grew up!
Chocolate Thunder

@Hershey

The funniest chit eva is when Ronnie starts dancing
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

jeniefrumdabloc says:

Has anybody been keeping up with Mobwives, this accounting course has been kicking my tail
Been missing it you know, any reunion shows coming up ???
ryand91

@Jenie, MobWives scares me, them bishes don’t play.
Anna

TiFan4Lyfe says:

i use to watch it, until i found out half of them arent even really Italians and then it just seemed stupid.
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Don’t forget The Situation is about 30. Too old for all that mess/drama. I thought Snookie was older than 24.
Trendsetter

Snooki and Lil Kim look alike to me
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Eh..
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

anw_rootbeer says:

I was cray in high school, got knocked up at 18 & I was a changed woman! Didn’t take an intervention or bad experience, I just grew up!
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That was mandatory when you have a child, Great Job Unfortunately a lot of people dont get that memo
Detective Iheart

Yall in here or another post??
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

ryand91 says:

@Jenie, MobWives scares me, them bishes don’t play.
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Real Chit Thats why I love them
Chocolate Thunder

@Detective
<—- Dem tits aint sitting up like these
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Iheart that gravi……………………………………..
NaijaGal

@jenie here’s the update Karen and Drita don’t like each other…they continue to talk about what they’ll do if they see each other…Ramona and Carla don’t like each other…Rene still crying and yelling…they’re all still crying and yelling

*hope this helped*
iAmChan

@ ryand91 says:

@Jenie, MobWives scares me, them bishes don’t play.

This is the funniest show on TV…and I thought the girl from my old hood were gangsta..

#MobWivesVoice <— I would NEVVVAAHHH!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

onikwia says:

my first comment….dont have anything to say just wanted to post….
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to the blog!!
kahmmillion

Disclaimer: I’m not certain if Snooki is a FOTB (friend of the blog). If she is, please advise. Thank you.

That is going to be one bad shaped child. Snooki is shaped like an egg and Jiani has a big azz booty.
ryand91

@Chan, those MobWives broads are gangsta especially the redheaded one I don’t know her name but she don’t play.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

<— smh yall and these damn gravis made me forget my comment
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Chocolate Thunder says:

@Hershey

The funniest chit eva is when Ronnie starts dancing
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I know I hate when he and Sammi go through their BS, he’s a violent gorrilla juice head I have to watch tomorrow, Sitch is going to tell Snooki’s baby daddy that he smushed her in Italy
Eazy

Morning Everyone
KyCakes

EB says:

The rapture
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More like the coming of Rosemary’s Baby….
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

OKIKWAI
KyCakes

EAZY!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Mobwives you rat
Eazy

And I love this show! Pauly D is my ken doll
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

iheart is that Tiny and Shekinah in your gravi?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Eazy
I Go There

Whats up Denise

Hey Eazy
Eazy

Ky! What we talking about this morning
iAmChan

Happy Humpin The Week Day to all of yall…did your days start with a a BANG?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@KY

That already happened. Blue Ivy.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Jmo sup < loco ese style
Detective Iheart

for team perky tits
Chocolate Thunder

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
Iheart is that Tiny and Shekinah in your gravi?
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kahmmillion

@ Chocolate Thunder says:

@Detective
<—- Dem tits aint sitting up like these

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Disclaimer: If that’s you in the gravi I apologize beforehand.

Those things look like they are flying below the radar.
Eazy

IGo and JMO
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Eazy hopefully sess
KyCakes

YSoSrs says:

@KY

That already happened. Blue Ivy.
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Indeed
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

HERSHEY!!

Keep it kewte. I’d miss your crazy ass.
Detective Iheart

Lakes & :hugs:
kahmmillion

@ Eazy says:

And I love this show! Pauly D is my ken doll

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Pauly Di s good looking, and so is Vinny (in a good boy type way). Ron is ok. Situation is hell on the eyes….he makes me want to yank those thangs out with a wooden spoon.

They call JWoww ugly, but I think she is the prettiest. Dina is just fat and gross. Sammie gets on my nerves and I said my thoughts on Snooki above.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

NaijaGal says:

@jenie here’s the update Karen and Drita don’t like each other…they continue to talk about what they’ll do if they see each other…Ramona and Carla don’t like each other…Rene still crying and yelling…they’re all still crying and yelling

*hope this helped*
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it didn’t Thats where I left off
@iAmChan
Eazy

Yay, we can talk about that Lakes! Got my back broke in haff this weekend
Detective Iheart

Yso, for bobby cause I know you holding him hostage
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Oil Sheen Jones (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

Wasn’t sudoku built like a fried turkey then lost or went under the knife to slim down? I tried to watch this show but with all the fist pumping, and hair gel it reminded me of the real world and bad girls club.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

ryand91 says:

@Chan, those MobWives broads are gangsta especially the redheaded one I don’t know her name but she don’t play.
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Drita that’s my chick right there
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Yso all i saw was light skin and a big azz donkey booty and not as light skin and a big azz donkey booty…ok was it Phaedra and Kandi?
Chocolate Thunder

Kah:
Disclaimer: If that’s you in the gravi I apologize beforehand.

Those things look like they are flying below the radar.
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And once again I would like to tell u Kah u look utterly ridiculous in yo gravi
Eazy

@Kah Vinny is cute but Pauly D would get a black pass for me to lust over him. Jwow did too much surgery, she was cute now she looking like the cat woman
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Jmo sup < loco ese style
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<— real gangsta head nod
Detective Iheart

@Hershey, I think the was pron stars but im not sure
Eazy

I can’t see the gravis
ryand91

I felt some kind of way when my coworkers didn’t wish me Happy Birthday. I just found out almost everybody I work with are Jehovah’s Witnesses, I feel bad now. Because I didn’t realize they don’t celebrate birthdays, I knew they don’t celebrate holidays. I try to be respectful of others religions now I feel like an arse. Because when I came in on my birthday I dropped a hint it was my birthday and ain’t nobody say ish to me.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Eazy tell me more
Iheart
Detective Iheart

TEAM DRITA
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Hey William

MP I was about to email you today. Where you been guhl?
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

DJ Pauly could get it he showed me clean bill of health from an STD clintic
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Jmo < crip walking to snoop dogg
Detective Iheart

JMO
Eazy

I had to give in. Got and told my distant love ion remember how he was since it had been ages. I guess that made him mad cause I was all kinds of bent up Saturday night. I’m still floating around
Detective Iheart

Mother Jefferson says:

DJ Pauly could get it he showed me clean bill of health from an STD clintic

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& cause its just something about him that makes me think he has that #hammer
Chocolate Thunder

:hugs: MP. I been around been more on the lurking tip.
Anna

Eazy says:

I can’t see the gravis

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Don’t worry, be happy.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Jmo < crip walking to snoop dogg
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Eazy

DJ Pauly could get it he showed me clean bill of health from an STD clinic. ____________________________.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Detective Iheart says:

JMO
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MP, oh ok … just checkin!
kahmmillion

@ Chocolate Thunder says:

Kah:
Disclaimer: If that’s you in the gravi I apologize beforehand.
Those things look like they are flying below the radar.
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And once again I would like to tell u Kah u look utterly ridiculous in yo gravi

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Why thank you. I’m the one on the right.
kahmmillion

@ Eazy says:

I had to give in. Got and told my distant love ion remember how he was since it had been ages. I guess that made him mad cause I was all kinds of bent up Saturday night. I’m still floating around

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Ya’ll chicks who are getting your backs blown out are just getting on my damn nerves
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Eazy sounds ruff. Mmmm nice.. When they feel like they got something to prove that good pounding is the best < u floating oh n always gets a bish hawney
Kei_lyme

I have watched an episode or 2. Deena and Snooki are just plain dumb, Jwow look manly now, Sammie is boring, The situation looks like he is smuggling meatballs in his cheeks, Ronnie is a meathead, Vinny is cool and Pauly D has cute dimples….
Chocolate Thunder

@Kah
I know
Eazy

I need a pretty red lipstick to wear this Saturday. What’s a good brand I can pick up from Targeè because I spent 15 at MAC for this long wear and it’s a piece of shat
NaijaGal

@jenie now you know the ish doesn’t change week to week

@Ryan I know they didn’t celebrate but they do acknowledge it either?

If there are any Jehovah Witness on this blog, do you not tell people happy birthday…is that against your religion
Eazy

@Kah I had to, I tried the desert island and realized I don’t belong there
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Mother Jefferson says:

DJ Pauly could get it he showed me clean bill of health from an STD clintic

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they gets it in, nightly, ain’t enough rubber to line my vag with for me to take a ride with any of them guido’s
http://www.twitter.com/missbl0ndee SunnyK

Congrats Snooki!! Imma Jersey Shore Fan its always refreshing to see White people act a fool
NaijaGal

@Eazy try cover girl (queen collection)
candibfly

eazy

i don’t wear lipstick, but sephora had a red lip gloss for like $10. it wasn’t super red but not sheer either.
lovezoe

@Sunny- I LOVE LOVE LOVE The Office! Robert California leaving at the end of this season, I am so happy.
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

They said Vinny got that Hammer!!!!

It’s snowing like hell. picking up the kids and heading in for the next 2 days. I will be commenting alot. Seent yall lata!
OutsidetheBox

Sandra, I hate you called her portly. Great depiction.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I no like red lipstick only gloss
ryand91

@Naija, they don’t recognize birthdays, period. They feel birthdays and holidays are against God’s will. I didn’t realize it until I was doing some research, earlier. I try to understand different religions because I don’t like offending people, I’m not all that religion myself but I don’t want to make people feel uncomfortable at the same time.
yallcrazy

Sup Crazy People!

onikwia

I’m making the donuts (but I miss yall)
Eazy

I will try the queen. I want a fire red to match this shellac polish I have
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

gypsyeyes says:

They said Vinny got that Hammer!!!!
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I think Ronnie got that hammer too,with his short self. thats why sammie cant leave his ass I think Ronnie is actually Puerto rican
OutsidetheBox

Jehovah Witness

My daughter’s family are JW’s. Ive never seen them knock on doors or anything though. There are no Xmas trees and decor at holiday times, but they always eating (like big cookout style) on those days so

I think they like hybrids…I think it got increasingly harder for the matron to have her kids adhere to the JW ways…so she just kinda go with the flow. They def. celebrate birthdays.
yallcrazy

ryand91 says:

@Naija, they don’t recognize birthdays, period. They feel birthdays and holidays are against God’s will. I didn’t realize it until I was doing some research, earlier. I try to understand different religions because I don’t like offending people, I’m not all that religion myself but I don’t want to make people feel uncomfortable at the same time.
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Hi Ryan, pick up any sort of Humanities book out of the library, and that’ll explain Everything & Plus then you’ll have that knowledge and be able to hold a conversation about it Just a thought

It’ll show which religions are from God, those are the only ones that we should respect…
I Go There

Eazy says:

@Kah I had to, I tried the desert island and realized I don’t belong there
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One down… many more to go.
yallcrazy

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

I no like red lipstick only gloss
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But Laker, I bet you look pretty in red lipstick You should give it a try yo
Eazy

So no stories of Pauly D having the hammer??? I probably wouldn’t care anyways…
candibfly

twin :2dance: <— new edition's greatest hits
NaijaGal

@Ryan & OTB thanks for the info

#TheMoreYouKnowTheMoreYouGrow
yallcrazy

Igo you threw a smoke bomb in the house and left yesterday and had us all bumping into one another #confusedasalloutdoors
Eazy

I bet Lakes would be pretty in red lipstick as well
ryand91

@yall, I definitely don’t discuss religion because people are going to believe what they are going to believe. If somebody believes that their supreme being is from Mars, I’m going to respect it and leave it alone. LOL

@OTB, the people are work with are devout they don’t try to espouse their beliefs on people but I know they are firm in their belief.
NaijaGal

Yallcrazy

*does the splits*
*now help me know cause I forgot I wasn’t flexible*
yallcrazy

Twin
Let’s do the video where they wore stirrups

But now I know better

*whispers* You member Chuckie Booker?
ryand91

I’m trying to reside on the “Island” but I don’t think it’s for me. I needs me a man with a hammer.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

yallcrazy says:

Sup Crazy People!

onikwia

I’m making the donuts (but I miss yall)

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Kei_lyme

and a PSA

Ladies, if you’re walking like Frankenstein, leave the heels in your closet and wear flats. You look flucking ridiculous.
kahmmillion

@ Eazy says:

So no stories of Pauly D having the hammer??? I probably wouldn’t care anyways…

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Nah, only heard that Vinny’s pants crotch was hanging low from dragging around that hammer.
candibfly

i was watching new edition clips all day yesterday. them nigs got down with the dance moves. my fav was ronnie (i was like 3 at the time) but my now favorite is mike
yallcrazy

I agree with not discussing religion/politics ar work.

I was talmbout for your own knowledge. I have friends from other religions and long story short, we believe in the same things (for the most part) But I wouldn’t have known that if I hadn’t studied up on it.

It impresses people when you show them that you’re not close-minded (Not calling you that )

Just giving my opinion
KDub

My fave is Vinny. While he is a teeny bit bipolar…he is smart (went to law school right?) and good lookin and supposedly… has a hammer.
kahmmillion

@ Eazy says:
@Kah I had to, I tried the desert island and realized I don’t belong there
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That shat is really wack….it’s getting on my damn nerves….I stay having dreams….this is just not good.
yallcrazy

*helps Naija up and scolds her*

You too old, I’m too old, Do better gal!
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/nontika-blango/47/676/984 LiberianJewels7

I would say congrats but my main concern is the baby may end up with Fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS). Sandra you should do a Medical Minute on FAS to open up this sloppy chicks eyes.
kahmmillion

@ Kei_lyme says:

and a PSA
Ladies, if you’re walking like Frankenstein, leave the heels in your closet and wear flats. You look flucking ridiculous.

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She had the heels squeaking, huh….lol
OutsidetheBox

@Naija and Ryan

I just txtd BD and he said basically bdays are “bad” because the Good Book only mentions Pharoah and Herod in regards to Bdays. They were pagans.

His family taught them that the men did the evil act, and it has nothing to do with the day so they celebrate.
ryand91

@yall I understand what you’re saying. And I’ve read up on different religions even read a few holy books other than the bible for my own knowledge. And like you said most religions believe the same thing they just all have their own way of getting the point across.
yallcrazy

Kei_lyme says:

and a PSA

Ladies, if you’re walking like Frankenstein, leave the heels in your closet and wear flats. You look flucking ridiculous.
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2nds the motion

But then, who would we laugh at?
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

yallcrazy says:

I agree with not discussing religion/politics ar work.

I was talmbout for your own knowledge. I have friends from other religions and long story short, we believe in the same things (for the most part) But I wouldn’t have known that if I hadn’t studied up on it.

It impresses people when you show them that you’re not close-minded (Not calling you that )

Just giving my opinion
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Chocolate Thunder
I Go There

yallcrazy says:

Igo you threw a smoke bomb in the house and left yesterday and had us all bumping into one another #confusedasalloutdoors
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Yall didnt mean to do that… Im sorry.
But its cool.
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

@ Choco
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

kahmmillion says:

@ Eazy says:

So no stories of Pauly D having the hammer??? I probably wouldn’t care anyways…

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Nah, only heard that Vinny’s pants crotch was hanging low from dragging around that hammer.
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Who said Vinny has a hammer? Snooki? She’s like 3’2″ so anything feels like hammer when your innerards are squished together
yallcrazy

LiberianJewels7 says:

I would say congrats but my main concern is the baby may end up with Fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS). Sandra you should do a Medical Minute on FAS to open up this sloppy chicks eyes.

and LJ

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OTB
Yeah, birthdays are ok, but if you’re not giving that much glory to God, why should you be celebrated? #foodforthought

All that’s man-made up stuff IMO, man said that 365 days equals one year, and many yrs ago it was a different number than 365
MzTisch

I watch Jersey Shore……..has done so since the first season.

They were cool until they started being “celebrities”. Now it’s old, regurgitated, and fake. But, they making that gwap. Just saw a toothbrush in Walgreens for Snooki, Sitch, and Pauly.

Snooki and Jwoww supposed to be getting their own show, and Pauly as well.

Also, I be grossed out that they be kissing all these random people in the mouth that they bring home…….
yallcrazy

*knocks Hersheys cup off the table w/my hip*

(nonchalant voice w/a smirk) Mmmmmm, my bad…. *sashays away*
OutsidetheBox

ChocD. that gravi tho. YSo gone get you. Mike wasnt that pale??? That must be an A.D. pic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I am so @ Kei_lyme’s gravie looking like a purple puss!!!!
ryand91

@MzTisch, I watched a few episodes of season one then when they came back season two and everybody has Range Rovers and Escalades and ish I knew it wouldn’t be the same.
I Go There

candibfly says:

i was watching new edition clips all day yesterday. them nigs got down with the dance moves. my fav was ronnie (i was like 3 at the time) but my now favorite is mike
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NE is the shait…
caligirl

Chocolate Thunder – CD? Your Gravie and Name is TOOOO MUCH!

– Good Afternoon to errrrybody.
yallcrazy

I can’t see gravis

Gotta go make the donuts :exhalesoutloud:
caligirl

Hey OTB – How ya feeling.
KDub

I would say congrats but my main concern is the baby may end up with Fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS).
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I think SHE (Snooks) has FAS her own dayum self.
yallcrazy

It’s all good Igo (not a tight one though )
yallcrazy

Cali and Cali #donuttime
Kei_lyme

@ Fefe

I want a vagina couch! Hey come sit in my pussy!
caligirl

FeFe says:

I am so @ Kei_lyme’s gravie looking like a purple puss!!!!

A purple puss that needs some oxygen STAT
OutsidetheBox

364 and a fourth I think. @Y’all.

Julius Ceasar invented (w/ help) than Pope Gregory revised it.

Religious Studies was a mandatory course at FVSU. I never ever ever thought that class would come in handy. Gawd I hated that lady prof.
I Go There

yallcrazy says:

It’s all good Igo (not a tight one though )
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See thats the shait im talking about…
Chocolate Thunder

:hugs: Hey Cali boo
MzTisch

ryand91 says:

@MzTisch, I watched a few episodes of season one then when they came back season two and everybody has Range Rovers and Escalades and ish I knew it wouldn’t be the same.

^^^^^^^^^
Yeah, MTV has made them phukkas millionaires for partying, screwing, fighting, and getting drunk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Kei_lyme

But would can I picture some non-pussy getting fool straight humping the shyt out of that couch!
ryand91

Everybody have a wonderful Wednesday, I’ll be back Friday. Wednesday is my very short day at work and on Thursdays I’m in class all day. Be blessed.
OutsidetheBox

Just saw a toothbrush in Walgreens for Snooki, Sitch, and Pauly.

I picked up one in Walgreen’s for 10 fukking dollars. Justin Bieber and he sings for two minutes. I dont trust them kids for chit. I swear they dont brush long enough.

Why can I see your Koolaid on your teeth?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@caligirl and OTB

@Chocolate Thunder

Isn’t that a pic of when Flex Alexander played MJ?
caligirl

at Ya’ll hhaphazardly …. Donuts?

What you talking about ya’ll (in Willis voice)
MzTisch

Did ya’ll talk about the Nikki Minaj fans going in on Jill Scott yet?

If you have..neva mind.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

yallcrazy says:

*knocks Hersheys cup off the table w/my hip*

(nonchalant voice w/a smirk) Mmmmmm, my bad…. *sashays away*

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*trips Yall as she sashay’s away…while…she’s packaging er’botty else’s popkern*
OutsidetheBox

@Cali MUCH better. I got up like a drill sargeant this morn.

Thanks for asking.
MzTisch

@OTB,

I started to get the Justin Beiber one for my babygirl, but I was waiting until it went on clearance.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ MzT why? what happened?
KDub

Yeah, MTV has made them phukkas millionaires for partying, screwing, fighting, and getting drunk.
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And when I was in my early 20’s all I got for doing the above was a hangover Wed-Sunday…and maxed out credit cards.
Chocolate Thunder

@Fe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Chocolate

I guess your eye roll is confirmation…no?
Eazy

Did ya’ll talk about the Nikki Minaj fans going in on Jill Scott yet?
___________________. Idk if they have but Kola went in on them for Jill Scott. She is quite entertaining
OutsidetheBox

Yeah, MTV has made them phukkas millionaires

They need to do something with them teen moms.

Them bishes saddddd. Leah’s trailer? The fukk. I know they pay for dinners and such and I read on some forum that the girls get money after the show.

And they keep weaves so IDK. They aint paying right tho, IMO.
Kei_lyme

@Fefe

I can see that happening.
MzTisch

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

@ MzT why? what happened?

^^^^^^^^
JScott wrote a Twitter that she finally saw Nikki performance on the Grammy’s and she said something like art is art, I suppose. And some other stuff, but nothing negative. AT ALL. Do you know that Nikki’s stans went in calling her fat, and that she is a hater. And that she is jealous of Nikki. I WAS PISSED. I mean grown arse men…….it was gross.
OutsidetheBox

is up. On Whitney.
caligirl

@OTB – I just show the kids pitcures of really bad teeth. Moran Freeman, Lindsey Lohan.

Step daughter…think she goes a couple of days without brushing when she is at her moms. Actually I’m certain, cause her brother busted her out. Quote “Stop lying you didn’t brush you teeth all week-end.”
MzTisch

Eazy says:

Did ya’ll talk about the Nikki Minaj fans going in on Jill Scott yet?
___________________. Idk if they have but Kola went in on them for Jill Scott. She is quite entertaining

^^^^^^^
I’m not on twitter, I saw some screenshots. Who is Kola?

Jill was handling them too…very classy as well.
OutsidetheBox

You too @Ryan.
Kei_lyme

The teen moms makes about 60K a season… Chelsea weave is a mess looks like a rat’s nest. Leah and Corey with his hat that looks like it smells like ass and hot dog water should be ashamed with that damn trailer.
MzTisch

OutsidetheBox says:

Yeah, MTV has made them phukkas millionaires

They need to do something with them teen moms.

Them bishes saddddd. Leah’s trailer? The fukk. I know they pay for dinners and such and I read on some forum that the girls get money after the show.

And they keep weaves so IDK. They aint paying right tho, IMO.

^^^^^^^^

I read the first and second season girls from TEEN MOM AND TEEN MOM 2 get around 60-75k.

And the 16 and pregnant girls get around 6k-8k for their episodes.
Kei_lyme

Jenelle is a sad excuse for a mom and her mom voice irk my soul.
OutsidetheBox

“Stop lying you didn’t brush you teeth all week-end.”

I love my snitching ass kids as well!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Yall n eazy awww thanks..
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=6MO_fg6wqo0 NOLAMisses

@OTB I loves me some teen moms!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Kei_lyme says:

The teen moms makes about 60K a season… Chelsea weave is a mess looks like a rat’s nest. Leah and Corey with his hat that looks like it smells like ass and hot dog water should be ashamed with that damn trailer.
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Amber Portwood who pulled some coonish shyt living fraudently in a gov’t assistance house, for single parents who earn less than $10,000 annually. Actually made $210,000 in 2011 fuggin shame
MzTisch

Kei_lyme says:

Jenelle is a sad excuse for a mom and her mom voice irk my soul.

^^^^^^^^^
I can’t stand that lil bish. She was actually crying cuz she can’t smoke weed….not cuz you don’t have custody of your kid. She ain’t ish and ain’t neva going to be ish. Her mother may as well be prepared to raise Jace, who is such a cutie-pie.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sis
Kei_lyme

@Hershey

Amber reminds me of Missy Piggy and yeah I don’t care for her. Made so much $$$ but your bed has no sheets and on the floor?
bxjagal

feel sorry for the kid already :/
MzTisch

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Kei_lyme says:

The teen moms makes about 60K a season… Chelsea weave is a mess looks like a rat’s nest. Leah and Corey with his hat that looks like it smells like ass and hot dog water should be ashamed with that damn trailer.
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Amber Portwood who pulled some coonish shyt living fraudently in a gov’t assistance house, for single parents who earn less than $10,000 annually. Actually made $210,000 in 2011 fuggin shame

^^^^^^^
Awwww, hellz nawl. She is the epitome of white trash.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ Kei, this is what I don’t understand. These girls are pulling major $$$ from magazine articles and covers, why does MTV show them living so raggedy? Except for Macy she’s in college and doing very well, so is Farrah. I like the two of them
OutsidetheBox

But thats after the season has aired no?

And I think Chelsea gets more from her dad than the damn show. He has her ROTTEN.
KeepingItClassy84

“….by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle.” So, the dude with the donkey butt and walks like he’s about to trip over his own feet, is the papi? Yeah, right! The daddy could be any guido on the jersey coast.
MzTisch

But, wait. How did Amber pull that off when the bish is on national television?
MzTisch

OutsidetheBox says:

But thats after the season has aired no?

And I think Chelsea gets more from her dad than the damn show. He has her ROTTEN.

^^^^^^^
Right. That lazy bish don’t want to do nothing but do her hair, wear leopard print outfits, and chase after Adam who don’t want her ditzy arse. I be cracking up when he be straight treating her……..
OutsidetheBox

Jenelle’s is her mother’s daughter. She was raised just how she turned out.
Kei_lyme

@Hershey

That’s what I was thinking too as if they’re promoting teen pregnancies. I didn’t care for Farrah the first season, but she grew on me. I’ve always liked Macie!
MzTisch

KeepingItClassy84 says:

“….by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle.” So, the dude with the donkey butt and walks like he’s about to trip over his own feet, is the papi? Yeah, right! The daddy could be any guido on the jersey coast
^^^^^^^^^
What if it’s Vinnie’s?
The Makeup Maven

SIS
Kei_lyme

@OTB

Yes she is! Every time Barbara speaks I just see Jenelle in her.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ MzT the agency claims they don’t watch the show, never heard of the show either. When Porky pig went to jail one of her many enemies called and ratted her out
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
OutsidetheBox

@NOLA I dont know if I like them, but I do watch the show and SMH like a mad man. :lol:. They make me MAD.

I was a teen mom and they just so sad, IMO.
Kei_lyme

Tyler and Caitlin from teen mom season are step siblings, I think they made the right and best choice to give up their child.
Kei_lyme

season 1
MzTisch

Kei_lyme says:

Tyler and Caitlin from teen mom season are step siblings, I think they made the right and best choice to give up their child.

^^^^^^
They were actually dating first. Their parents met and got married after. But, I agree as well. I love Tyler. He so cute.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Teen Mom” star Amber Portwood was tossed out of her Indiana home last month for scamming the government and mooching off taxpayer money — this according to law enforcement sources.

Here’s how it breaks down — according to Amber’s lease agreement, obtained by TMZ, the house she was renting in Anderson, Indiana had been subsidized by the state’s “Low Income Rental Housing Tax Credit Program.”

Problem is, in order to enroll in the program — a prerequisite for moving in — the reality star claimed she made roughly $10,000 a year … MUCH less than what she actually earned in 2010 … $280,000.

According to sources, Amber’s massive income rendered her ineligible for subsidized housing — no duh — and that’s the reason her landlords evicted her.

It doesn’t really matter though — Amber’s still locked up in jail, awaiting final approval to enter a court-appointed drug rehab program.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

MzTisch says:

OutsidetheBox says:

But thats after the season has aired no?

And I think Chelsea gets more from her dad than the damn show. He has her ROTTEN.

^^^^^^^
Right. That lazy bish don’t want to do nothing but do her hair, wear leopard print outfits, and chase after Adam who don’t want her ditzy arse. I be cracking up when he be straight treating her……..
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and Kei, I like tyler and Caitlin!
Kei_lyme

So I just heard Rack city and Dance(ass) for the first time…..
http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2011-281t JMO

Hershey, Amber is on drugs?? Dont that chit make you skinny though?
MzTisch

@Hershey,

They a gat-dayum lie! A lie, I tell ya. The dayum press and the MTV film crew be following they arses everywhere filming court dates and all. Come on now. And she live in one of those small arse Indiana towns……
Kei_lyme

Amber is out of jail now, but she lives with her grandparents and has some very strict rules. The drug rehab center she was suppose to enter did not want her so she has to find another center.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ MzT I know they allowed her azz to get over just to bust her out later on damn shame that this poor lil white girl has kneegro problems
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

JMO she HAS to be on weed cause she’s portly
OutsidetheBox

Rehab dont work for weed, IMO .
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/nontika-blango/47/676/984 LiberianJewels7

yallcrazy

Im just being honest. Oh well. See you on the next post. Sandra is on a role today. I can’t keep up. Lol
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

home now. swowing like a mofo out there. BURRRR!
MzTisch

@Hersh

It’s crazy because I really liked her starting out. She was really sweet. She let the fame and the lil funds they gave her go to her head, and it messed up her life.
MzTisch

OutsidetheBox says:

Rehab dont work for weed, IMO
^^^^^^^
Just ask Jenelle. She failed her drug test, and is now facing jail time.
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

snowing
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Just ask Jenelle. She failed her drug test, and is now facing jail time.
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That juvie was not in rehab for weed THC was the only legal thing they could say on TV but trust I’ve been smoking weed for 20+ years don’t need rehab and don’t sell my soul to get it! Weed don’t make you act like that when you don’t have it!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@ MzT she was, that money ain’t no joke…just watch when I win the powerball I ain’t claimin’ not nan one yall heffa’s

off to lernch I go
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Rehab dont work for weed, IMO
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REAL question how many folks do you know that go to rehab for weed willingly I had to take classes court ordered but come on you know folks who really go to rehab for mary jane????
OutsidetheBox

Choco, .

The heads around my way say they got a problem when they get caught with that chit. Thats cause they want the court to send them to the center instead of jail.
msjcksonifunassy

With all the drinking this heffa does..a cleft pallet is inevitable…LBVS
princessdyan™

The Good Lord does work in mysterious ways and I know I should never question him but I can’t for the life of me understand how this retched heffa is going to have a baby but my precious cousin Edith Dyan is as barren as the Egyption Desert. What that HELLLLLLL????
TiFan4Lyfe

Detective Iheart says:

Mother Jefferson says:

DJ Pauly could get it he showed me clean bill of health from an STD clintic

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& cause its just something about him that makes me think he has that #hammer

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