Fantasia shows off her post-pregnancy bod

Sandra Rose March 5, 2012

According to celebrity blogger Ms. Jamerica, R&B singer Fantasia recently hosted CIAA Party Weekend TakeOver at Music Factory Reel Works Studio in Charlotte, NC. Fantasia had the nerve to wear a crushed velvet catsuit with her cleavage exposed, as if that outfit was acceptable post-pregnancy attire.

Fantasia posed in pics with RHOA cast member NeNe Leakes, who was the special guest at the party. In December, Fantasia gave birth to her 2nd child, a boy she named Dallas Xavier Barrino. The baby’s father is Antwaun Lashawn Cook, who is still married to his estranged wife.

Photos: Ms. Jamerica.com

Thanks to loyal reader LadyT for the tip!

!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Ay dios mio…
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

as Fluck Auntie!!
y she gotta be showing off??
nine4ya19062000

NO BUENO!!!
cheeks8683

Dang Tasia….the more folks try to lift u up, you pull foolishness like this runing all of their efforts…Girl lemme be your stylist, I volunteer! I need a road trip anyway
caligirl

Jesus Lawd Not Today, Can’t take the Foolery.
I Go There

WTF is this… Damn
bnatural

Morning yall! Fantasia’s face looks better but her velvet onesie is a no-go…
renegadesince1985

What in the black velvet hell is she wearing?!?!!? :lmao:
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Igo whyy she do that.. hold me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe
KyCakes

But her post-pregnancy body looks like her pregnancy body
GAGIRL87

Out of all the material in the world VELVET doe that outfit is tragic

But for real I like Fannie and her last cd was nice!!!!
I Go There

@Laker
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I have no Idea…
lovezoe
KyCakes

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

Ay dios mio…
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Love when older Mexican Women say this
Anna

Ne Ne is a big lady, why does Fanny look bigger than Ne Ne?
Mannie

LMAO tasia stay giving SR amo… @ that pic…
http://thecubiclechick.com STLVixen

Fantasia must not have any friends. Because no friend would let you walk out the house in a crush velvet catsuit with your belly stretch marks hanging out. That is just horrible.

Get you some friends, Fanny! Real ones!
Danielle

I hate crushed velvet!!! Like really I hate crushed velvet and nobody should wear it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Most of you now I have absolutely NOTHING nice to EVER say about this train wreck of a chick…so yeah, I’m gonna lurk and at the comments…
lady_cn

I was wondering if she was pregnant again when I saw the pics on another site, then realized the baby was only 3 months old so she couldn’t possibly be 6 months pregnant again.

Where the hell were her people when she got dressed though? Someone should have told her
Danielle

I love me some Fanny tho… I don’t agree with some choices she has made but that Girl can sang!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Ky
cheeks8683

Ne Ne is a big lady, why does Fanny look bigger than Ne Ne?
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Why was I thinking the exact same thing? How she gonna appear bigger hen Mighty Joe young himself?
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

You know, Fantasia in that crushed velvet catsuit reminds me of the fat, jiggly, and drunk church lady who couldn’t.
EB

You forgot the picture of her ashy feet.
She looks like a grizzly bear
Bootcampgirl

She looks better in the face but that outfit
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Soon as I saw that headline I said Sandra bet not have that pick of Fanny in that crush velvet jump suit with the little peep hole. Chile boo! WTF is going on with Fanny man?
GAGIRL87

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Danielle says:

I love me some Fanny tho… I don’t agree with some choices she has made but that Girl can sang!

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Me Too

& where was Teeny and those chaped lips
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

she didnt even bother to wear a bra tho??
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Nene is working the shyt outta her 15 minutes! Just saw picks of her with Kim Whoredashian in LA, they were eating lunch together…Get it Nene!
prynsexxx

@Fayla – could you ship her a complimentary care package of that WhipAppeal so she could slather it on her ashy stomach. I blame Aunt Bunny for not stepping in.
http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

I can’t stand this ho…
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Lakes gmernin!
FeFe :love hey bew!
IGo sup doe?
GaGuhl! long time no font!
Anna how r u?
EB

Nene looks like the tip of a penis
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

I swear entertainers got some of the best drugs. Makes ‘em come out smelling just like the bacon grease they just got through cooking with.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

:hugs: @Fayla and GAGIRL
GAGIRL87

Fayla I know right

Fefe and Choclate
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Them is saggy cat tittays… She need some real friends
CD FENTY

as a muthafuggin doorknob.

Gurl whaaaattttttttt she RATCHET
KyCakes

cheeks8683 says:
Why was I thinking the exact same thing? How she gonna appear bigger hen Mighty Joe young himself?
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Not Mighty Joe Young
vero

If that’s her hair, it’s pretty
morning again. I’m :yawns: Allergies kept me up all night
prynsexxx

So they baby has HER last name? Has anyone seen pics of the baby? I like the name Dallas.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Fay
Danielle

@GAGIRL87

Ha ha! I forgot all about Teeny.
KyCakes

@EB You wrong but oh so fuggin funny
lady_cn

@ dude standing beside her in the jacket looking at her like he’s saying, ‘Girl you knew better than to wear that chit!’ and Fannie looking back like ‘Well, I tried to dress it up by cutting a hole on my stomach to make it look sexy’. All the while NeNe back that laughing her ass off at her.

Fannie, do better. Please.
CD FENTY

It looks like NeNe is whispering to her “Nah bytch why u wear that”. I weep for Tasia because that gurl just dont get life
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

prynsexxx says:

@Fayla – could you ship her a complimentary care package of that WhipAppeal so she could slather it on her ashy stomach. I blame Aunt Bunny for not stepping in.
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x 2!
i shole would i wouldnt eem charge neitha #onthehouse
#dobettaFanny
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

prynsexxx says:

So they baby has HER last name? Has anyone seen pics of the baby? I like the name Dallas.

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What other name would he have? Don’t get me started on this fukkery
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

You can take the girl out of the ghetto but you can never take ghettofabulousness out tha girl….
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com tiffany.esq

why is it a big brown space where her boobs should be??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

What in all the fuks is this???
I Go There

Whats up Fay

How are you
LadyT

Yes Lord! “She Ratchet” should be Fantasia’s theme music!
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

I think people over estimate NeNe’s size because of the whole distorted TV thing and the fact that she is in fact tall. I have been trying to train my eyes to figure out if a person on TV is actually fat by looking for flab and double chins. I only need to be on the smaller side of thick (say 150 lbs/size 10) for my lower chin to start losing it’s shape. Nene’s stomach is flat and her face is not fat. I’d bet cash money she wears like a size 8.
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

EB says:

Nene looks like the tip of a penis
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Really, EB??? I’mma have to cop a pair of those special glasses you got. Must be better than what most folks be smokin.
steph L

Not crush velvet, wow!
lady_cn

In an effort to be nice in this post, at least her hair looks decent.
KDub

Fantasam looks like one of the Chic Fil A cows in that outfit.

Eat Mor Chikin
I Go There

I bet Antwan is somewhere like “What the fk did I get myslef into”
Money or not I bet he wishes he could take that nut back…
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—is totally convinced Fanny dont have no real friends surrounding her
not to let her out in public like that. just aint no excuse

VERO i like ur take on it #brightside
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

she didnt even bother to wear a bra tho??
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Exactly Fay-Fay! And to have the nerve to have Jesus in the mix of that foolishness with the cross betwixt the horror!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Fanny’s body looks like she really gained weight uring a pregnancy and had a baby, meanwhile in upstate NY, Beyonce looks like she had the best Christmas ever when she was given that baby in early December. I digress, Fanny needs real friends, because a real friend would have told her to put that black curtain back on the rod, and go get dressed for real

#yeahIsaidit
CD FENTY

How much yall wanna bet Tasia wore this chit because her “booty looked big” in this catastrophe.

#thingsblackgirlsdo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Heeeeeey Fayla
LadyT

What shoes does one pair with a velvet cat-suit?
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I like her hair.
KayCeiSoul

Fannie’s hair is beautiful and her skin is glowing – she looks pretty in the face.

Crushed Velvet should be banned. Any type of velvet clothing should be set on fire in the town square of all states, and a flag raised commemorating the event.

Is is a friend to no one. No one at all.
cheeks8683

I think people over estimate NeNe’s size because of the whole distorted TV thing and the fact that she is in fact tall. I have been trying to train my eyes to figure out if a person on TV is actually fat by looking for flab and double chins. I only need to be on the smaller side of thick (say 150 lbs/size 10) for my lower chin to start losing it’s shape. Nene’s stomach is flat and her face is not fat. I’d bet cash money she wears like a size 8.
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Naaa she is pretty large. A good friend of mine is a photographer and he has a pic of him standing next to her on his fb page. He is a well built man, she is bigger than him…#realtalk
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Fay friends at fukn all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I promise my fingers are itching from avoiding the keys…I feel like something bad is gonna happen to me, like some real negative karma is gonna come my way because of what I think of this chick…
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

KDub says:

Fantasam looks like one of the Chic Fil A cows in that outfit.

Eat Mor Chikin
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Why did I just think that! Stay out of my mind with yo ESPN chyt!
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

I Go There says:

I bet Antwan is somewhere like “What the fk did I get myslef into”
Money or not I bet he wishes he could take that nut back…

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Dat ain’t true. He the one that reached over while they were still in bed, and snatched those crushed velvet curtains off of the window for Ms. Hattie Mae, the church lady, to make into a 1970s Booty Collin’s special for Fanny.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

IGo i’m fair to middlin, how bout urself?

OHonayyy! what’s goin on sug?

KDub

WUT aint it the truth!
KayCeiSoul

LadyT says:

What shoes does one pair with a velvet cat-suit?

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Tabby-skin kitten heels.
I Go There

Bird says:

I think people over estimate NeNe’s size because of the whole distorted TV thing and the fact that she is in fact tall. I have been trying to train my eyes to figure out if a person on TV is actually fat by looking for flab and double chins. I only need to be on the smaller side of thick (say 150 lbs/size 10) for my lower chin to start losing it’s shape. Nene’s stomach is flat and her face is not fat. I’d bet cash money she wears like a size 8.
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If that orangutan wears a size 8 than me and Idris Elba are long lost bothers…

Hell naw I aint buying it…
KDub

Ready set GO!

I need for folks to call her bail bondsman BD and tell him to tell HER to free her gatdayum self from that velour sofa cover she got on.

704.421.1699
www dot freeyourselfbailbonds dot com
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

LadyT says:

What shoes does one pair with a velvet cat-suit?
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1970s blue velvet crushed platforms, with the black wedge bottoms.
Anna

@ Fayla.
I Go There

Fay Im good… cant complain.
Danielle

@ KayCeiSoul

Thank you!!! You said it better than I could (see comment 19)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:
He the one that reached over while they were still in bed, and snatched those crushed velvet curtains off of the window for Ms. Hattie Mae, the church lady, to make into a 1970s Bootsy Collin’s special for Fanny
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KDub

Antwaun L. Cook Owner/Bondsman Free Yourself Bail Bonds

Tell him she need to re-capture them tiddays with some underwire. They have escaped.
cheeks8683

Crushed velvet never looks good. They should make it a challenge on Project Runway…”Design a wearable look out of crushed velvet…Due to the nature of the fabric, you have 2 days to complete this challenge”
lady_cn

Did anyone see on zmt where Pilar said that Tracy Edmonds was one of Deon Sanders’ mistresses? Weren’t we just wondering where Tracy was last week when Auntie tried to convince us that Toni B and Eddie Murphy were together?
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

*scrolls up sees cross* &

thanks for nuttin WUT!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Kdub it’s going to be one of them days…
lady_cn

KDub says:

Antwaun L. Cook Owner/Bondsman Free Yourself Bail Bonds

Tell him she need to re-capture them tiddays with some underwire. They have escaped.
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3halos

Ghetto, backwoods-country mess.
KayCeiSoul

@ Danielle – you’re welcome sugah!

We all need to stand united against this material woven of pure evil.
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

@Fayla
I saw a product in a magazine called HAIRFinity! I WAS PISSED!
somebody bout to get hurt!

Anywho, did you think more about my tag line?

Whipfinity just like Franks Hotsauce, I put that shyt on everything!
LadyT

Awww KDub I KNEW you appreciate this post. Naija was trying to stop me from suggesting it to Sandra
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

I’ve seen crushed velvet look good on someone before. But she was young, petite, shapely, and good looking. She didn’t wear it all over though. Just the top, which was very stylish, hip, and cute.
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

Aunt Bunny should have stepped in to shut down this outfit “Gurl Pleaase!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Fayla I ordered some more whip. Send it 1 day.
#ThanksInAdvance
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YSO on the #teambrightside *looks around scurred*
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

I LUVS ME SOME TASIA

BUT SHE’S JUST ONE OF THOSE CHICKEN HEADS THAT RUNS BACK TO THE YARD ERRRY TIME SHE’S BEEN SET FREE

SHE ENJOYS THE SHENANIGANS OF BEING A CHICKEN HEAD, AND JUDGING FROM THAT SHIAT GRIN ON HER FACE

SHE LOOKING LIKE WHAT YALL BISHES AINT KNOW, UNFORTUNATELY SHE DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE THAT PEOPLE AINT STARING CAUSE THEY HATIN/JEALOUS

IT’S BECAUSE YOU LOOK A HOT MESS, BUT PEOPLE LIKE THIS LIVE INSIDE THEIR OWN DELUSIONAL HEADS

TASIA DON’T WANT TO DO BETTER, CAUSE SHE ALREADY THINK SHE DOING THE BESTEST-LOL!!!
Mannie

Mawning people saorry i didnt respond to the greeting in the other post…

So to everybody

Oh and please worn me if IrunNY comes in here that chick got serious issues…and my patience is real thin after her last couple posts…
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

95

Mother Jefferson says:

Aunt Bunny should have stepped in to shut down this outfit “Gurl Pleaase
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Aunt Bunny the one that gave the church lady the sewing pattern. Okay, boo?
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

*scrolls up sees cross* &

thanks for nuttin WUT!

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I think it was silver until she put it on and it just turned black from all the debilment going on with her and them wagglin boobies…
Mr.BluPhi

“Post-Pregnancy body” huh?….Fantasia looks 6 months in these pics. Ive never seen women show off the post pregnancy tummy. But I guess fanny does give a damn what we think.

And what is that….velvet???

Im lost…..and apparently so is Fanny. The girl just can’t get right…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Bird

If NeNe wears an 8 then I’m a size 0…
KDub

Ha ha! I forgot all about Teeny.
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Wonder if he still mad at her for winning “Da Idol”???

“Everrrry since you won ‘Da Idol’ you channnnnnnnnged”
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

I have been trying soooo hard to laugh silently throughout this most entertaining post, but then CD Fenty got RihRih’s artistic rendition of Calabasas as his/her gravie and a little sound escaped my throat along with a little pee.
KayCeiSoul

I Go There says:

Bird says:

I think people over estimate NeNe’s size because of the whole distorted TV thing and the fact that she is in fact tall. I have been trying to train my eyes to figure out if a person on TV is actually fat by looking for flab and double chins. I only need to be on the smaller side of thick (say 150 lbs/size 10) for my lower chin to start losing it’s shape. Nene’s stomach is flat and her face is not fat. I’d bet cash money she wears like a size 8.
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If that orangutan wears a size 8 than me and Idris Elba are long lost bothers…

Hell naw I aint buying it…

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Off of sheer build and height ALONE Linnethia Monique Johnson-Leakes is a clean size 16 at best. She ain’t in not NA’AN single digit.
iAmChan

I am so mad at Fantasia….all of that ghetto must be purged from her body.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

WUT :rollseyes: i know all bout them hairfinity folks they did have the “finity: before me tho

i can NOT cosign for their vitamins tho, nvr tried ’em

Honey i saw bew, somebody said u was bein shipped out today
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Mother Jefferson says:

Aunt Bunny should have stepped in to shut down this outfit “Gurl Pleaase!”

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Aunt Bunny made that… she has a matching shiny silver one…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-co-kFnkhU BK2ATLMAN

lol, velvet.. is that how they do it in NC now
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:

95

Mother Jefferson says:

Aunt Bunny should have stepped in to shut down this outfit “Gurl Pleaase
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Aunt Bunny the one that gave the church lady the sewing pattern. Okay, boo?
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lady_cn

KDub says:

Ha ha! I forgot all about Teeny.
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Wonder if he still mad at her for winning “Da Idol”???

“Everrrry since you won ‘Da Idol’ you channnnnnnnnged”
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I read that in Teeny’s voice!
KDub

So who gonna call Cook? Somebody tell him he needs to go and round up her self respeck cause the rest of it jumped bail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

I wondering if NeNe was whispering to her to go home and take that shyt off.
KDub

Oh and tell Cook her spanx is missing like she missed a court date. He needs to revoke the fugg outta her bond.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

lady_cn says:

Did anyone see on zmt where Pilar said that Tracy Edmonds was one of Deon Sanders’ mistresses? Weren’t we just wondering where Tracy was last week when Auntie tried to convince us that Toni B and Eddie Murphy were together?

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dAHEYULL YOU SAY?

i’m claling Johnny riat now! He and Mama Murphy was right Tracy is a light skineded rabbit teeth heaux
CD FENTY

Fe Fe Fantasia 4 eva and eva
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-co-kFnkhU BK2ATLMAN

Nene happy that somone else looks worse then her for a change..
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @FAYLA

I have nothing to say about Fanny Pack. She’s just a sad little thing to me really.

And I usually go in more on people’s words and actions than looks anyway. If she tries to kill herself with some more Flintstones Chewables then I’ll have at it.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

*scrolls up sees cross* &

thanks for nuttin WUT!

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I think it was silver until she put it on and it just turned black from all the debilment going on with her and them wagglin boobies…
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yeen right bew!!
Shereezy

No girl this was a terrible outfit!!! I swear Im 34 weeks prego and me and Fanny’s post prego belly look the same!! *Side eye* Why didnt somebody check her and tell her not to put this ish on???
brownskin A.K.A Creamy

there is so much wrong with these pictures
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Blue
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

@
Blu
FayFay
Kdub

lemme find out Fannie has on the same boots that Kim K has on in the other post.

@ Blu…thanks to you…imma start callin Fannie “Cant Get Right”
Mannie

YSoSrs says:

@FAYLA

I have nothing to say about Fanny Pack. She’s just a sad little thing to me really.

And I usually go in more on people’s words and actions than looks anyway. If she tries to kill herself with some more Flintstones Chewables then I’ll have at it.
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WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

WUT i know all bout them hairfinity folks they did have the “finity: before me tho

i can NOT cosign for their vitamins tho, nvr tried ‘em
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Well I think I needs to start a smear campaign to put them out of business… (diabolical laugh )
CD FENTY

@Bird
Sawwwrry boo
LadyT

Teeny is my favorite reality show personality. I lived to see the coonery he had going on in that show. The Alien video shoot where he couldn’t pronounce extra terrestrial and he looked like the Predator & then the time he was trying to throw that party for rent money are some of my favorite reality tv moments
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

a little sound escaped my throat along with a little pee.
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Well, I see the day has already started out a bit entertaining for everyone concerned at your place of work……
KDub

lol, velvet.. is that how they do it in NC now
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Nah bruh. Don’t put this on M’EYE state. Kdub stepped out casket sharb on Sat. night. I threw all my velour away in 2001.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Yso daam u Flintstone tho fudge u
lady_cn

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

lady_cn says:

Did anyone see on zmt where Pilar said that Tracy Edmonds was one of Deon Sanders’ mistresses? Weren’t we just wondering where Tracy was last week when Auntie tried to convince us that Toni B and Eddie Murphy were together?

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dAHEYULL YOU SAY?

i’m claling Johnny riat now! He and Mama Murphy was right Tracy is a light skineded rabbit teeth heaux
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Oh Lawd!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Lmao! The bish got on casket lining with a fukking “lactation peephole!”

<— really crying tears of laughter in the wtg room at the auto shop!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@CD

don’t bring your bullshyt to THIS post girl….tread LIGHTLY!
CD FENTY

Tasia if you are reading this: DONT DO NOTHING STUPID GURL. We just in here shooting the chit no need to go and take a bottle of suppositories to take away the pain. If anyone asks <— Me looking around "whispers just tell them u were paying homage to Rick James with that get up ok Tasia.
http://www.facebook.com/binkii52 Binki

Idk why but that first pic of Fantasia reminds me of how Nene holds her mouth sometimes…just funny lookin. That outfit looks like a halloween costume or something an “old h*e” would wear to please big daddy
KDub

she tries to kill herself with some more Flintstones Chewables
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“We are Flinstones kids…10 million skrong and GROOOOOOWING..”
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

Shereezy says:

No girl this was a terrible outfit!!! I swear Im 34 weeks prego and me and Fanny’s post prego belly look the same!! *Side eye* Why didnt somebody check her and tell her not to put this ish on???
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She still on bed rest, apparently, cos the Colonel is still cooking for them daily..
lady_cn

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

Lmao! The bish got on casket lining with a fukking “lactation peephole!”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I think @INTENSE summed the shyt up PERFECTLY….Fantasia has NO CLUE!
http://i35.tinypic.com/ei1sht.jpg Mother Jefferson

KDub says:

lol, velvet.. is that how they do it in NC now
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Nah bruh. Don’t put this on M’EYE state. Kdub stepped out casket sharb on Sat. night. I threw all my velour away in 2001.
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I like to sleep on velour pillows from Target. Maybe they was having a sale and Fanny got inspired
CD FENTY

Fe and Tasia sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes loves then comes
Here comes Tasia twerking in her velour cat suit pushing her baby carriage

Fe shole loves her baby girl Tasia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Why Tasia making that face in the first pic?

Her hair does look lovely though.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sassy I’m looking for the curtain strang..
Genia

I thought crushed velvet went out with the naked black afro lady painting and the incense holder shaped like a fist..NOOOOO? someone snuck it back in?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@CD

keep the jokes ‘tween us limited to Chris and Rhi….mkay?
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Lmao! Why dis broad look like a really soft blueback whale though?!

I know she gotsta stink! Bish’s bush is drowning in moisture in that carpeted catsuit!

And wait……why does it have ruffle trim?! RUFFLES?. Big bishes shouldn’t wear cotton ruffles, let alone VELVET!

And got the nerve to be smiling like she just solved the Soul Train scramble board!

Oh, Lord! I quit you, Fannie!
breniqua

On the hotwire emailing Vicky’s and Spanx to contact Tasia’s people STAT!!!!
The Makeup Maven

Good morning everyone

You guys are cracking me up today!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

CD FENTY says:

DONT DO NOTHING STUPID GURL. We just in here shooting the chit no need to go and take a bottle of suppositories to take away the pain.

__________________–
dying
dying
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@SASSY

That IS casket lining. Cause Fantasy’s been brain dead for years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Genia says:

I thought crushed velvet went out with the naked black afro lady painting and the incense holder shaped like a fist..NOOOOO? someone snuck it back in?

_________
KDub

Things Fantasia will never have:

A post baby body. This heffa is shaped like The Blob.

Which is an old azz HORROR flick.
http://twritingexperts.wordpress.com StillB3lieve

@cheeks and @Ky
CD FENTY

@Tatted
:hugs: Girl u are fukkin gorg ya hear me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Sassy ENTIRE #147

:hugs: @Tatted and Dimpz
The Makeup Maven

OMG – You guys are seriously cracking me up! Giving me all the laughter I need today!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sis
FuturedocDonte

nene looks rather slim
The Makeup Maven

@ CD – Why thank you mama! I appreciate that!

@ Fe – HEEEY WOMAN! I me some you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

KDub says:

Things Fantasia will never have:

A post baby body. This heffa is shaped like The Blob.

Which is an old azz HORROR flick.

___________

See y’all later!
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

Binki says:

Idk why but that first pic of Fantasia reminds me of how Nene holds her mouth sometimes…just funny lookin. That outfit looks like a halloween costume or something an “old h*e” would wear to please big daddy
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You don’t say! You telling me that Party City has sht on loan-out?
KDub

And got the nerve to be smiling like she just solved the Soul Train scramble board!
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Spell Marvin Gaye Fantasia.

M-A-H….
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

Binki says:

Idk why but that first pic of Fantasia reminds me of how Nene holds her mouth sometimes…just funny lookin. That outfit looks like a halloween costume or something an “old h*e” would wear to please big daddy
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You don’t say! You telling me that Party City has sht on loan-out?
boistop

Good Mornting
Po Tasia
I love ya but you look a hot steamy mess, clawd hamurcy
The Makeup Maven

SIS I you too mama!
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

Lmao! The bish got on casket lining with a fukking “lactation peephole!”
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Yeah folks tryin to make a niggra loose her job up in here oncetagain. I’m Audi 5000 G.
CD FENTY

Why in the heyul is my co-worker sitting here typing with 3 acrylics on her left hand and two on her right. I cant with this hoe today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

I me some you too girl! :hugs:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

A book without pictures.
Bigbadwolf

This pic is too funny, I saw a picture of her and NeNe from the CIAA party and Fantasia looked way better than that. Sandra is too funny
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Dimpz
Mr.BluPhi

LAKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wassuppppppppp baby girl

@Mz. Whang …wassupppp. LOL. I like Fanta, but she either gettin tats of dudes on her neck, trying to swallow tic-tacs to kill herself, running around on stage bare-footed, getting honorary GED’s….. I just want her to chill out….sing and chill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

OMG, I gotta get out of this POST! I am going to get FIRED laughing at this shyt…

@KDub’s #163
2know the ledge

all the ratchet ness that was in this city this past weekend for the CI Double Fanny was just adding to it. She is just as ratchet. As the saying goes you can’t take the Ho out the HOME. IJS
The Makeup Maven

@ CD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
The bish got on casket lining with a fukking “lactation peephole!”
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COMMENT OF THE DAY
ryand91

@CD, somebody needs to be a friend to her and give her a gift certificate to see Wang-Wang and ’em.
The Makeup Maven

BBW
Knowledge
Blu
KDub

Yall stuck on that dress that she got from the rack at Rainbow.

EYE am still stuck on those accessories she got on from Rave.

Outfit look like Prince and Madonna collided somewhere between Lucky Star and Under The Cherry Moon
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

YSoSrs says:

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

A book without pictures.
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But it will be covered in crushed blue velvet, be a big hit with all of the kiddies because of all of the big block letters and special cute animal pictures.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

This Fantasia will NEVER have:

Well lubricated skin.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

Feet that don’t look like she stops cars with them all day. Flintstones again. There is theme here.
breniqua

OHoney says:

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
The bish got on casket lining with a fukking “lactation peephole!”
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COMMENT OF THE DAY

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ryand91

I used to heart Fantasia but she just doesn’t know any better. She reminds me so much of these rachet hoodboggers round my way except she actually has money. But money can’t buy you class.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Lakes
@ Fe, Namesake & YSO

:wave: to the crowd. I ain’t eben sposed to be on her and yall gone get my ass in trouble. Over here sniggling like Muttley.
The Makeup Maven

YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO WRONG!
CD FENTY

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:
Adult teeth
The Makeup Maven

Namesake

Ryan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

An adult voice.
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

ryand91 says:

I used to heart Fantasia but she just doesn’t know any better. She reminds me so much of these rachet hoodboggers round my way except she actually has money. But money can’t buy you class.

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What kind of “money” buys crushed blue velvet 1970s Bootsy Collin’s specials on loan from Party City?
breniqua

I’m convinced the in my gravi belong to this bish
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

at Lucky Star colliding Under The Cherry Moon to create THAT up yonder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

as FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK @ Lucky Star and Under the Cherry Moom.
lady_cn

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

Class
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

YSoSrs says:

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

Feet that don’t look like she stops cars with them all day. Flintstones again. There is theme here
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Fred and Barney in crushed blue velvet? Shut the front doe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

Anti-perspirants…
steph L

RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:

I’ve seen crushed velvet look good on someone before. But she was young, petite, shapely, and good looking. She didn’t wear it all over though. Just the top, which was very stylish, hip, and cute.
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Was this person in a coffin? This is the only time crush velvet should be used along with a satin liner.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Blue heeeey u staying to play today? Do you have ur shirtless gravi up? if not please do
ryand91

@Pillow Pet, apparently Fantasia money. I’m not saying the girl is wealthy but she seems to be maintaining.
Bad Influence

oh Fanny….
The Makeup Maven

KDub says:

Outfit look like Prince and Madonna collided somewhere between Lucky Star and Under The Cherry Moon
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @DIMPZ

Don’t get fired. I can only take in two of y’all.
lady_cn

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

A clear view of her feet again (well at least not any time soon)
I Go There

Yall wrong as hell….
CD FENTY

Somewhere Morris Day is hollering “BYTCH STOLE MY LOOK”
Mr.BluPhi

“…….as if that outfit was acceptable post-pregnancy attire.”

This outfit isn’t acceptable period. The only women that would look good in a velvet suit like this are strippers…..and this is with the hope that the outfit will be on the floor within 4 mins.
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

ryand91 says:

@Pillow Pet, apparently Fantasia money. I’m not saying the girl is wealthy but she seems to be maintaining.

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Maintaining what? Most people already saying she looking Flintstoney. Even Flava Flav shops at the higher end stores….
ryand91

Heyyyyyy @Tatted

I just want to let the SR commenters know y’all ain’t spit. Y’all got me over here crying real damn tears.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Omgeeee my tummy hurt y’all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

CD FENTY says:

Somewhere Morris Day is hollering “BYTCH STOLE MY LOOK”

___________

I was just watching ‘Under the Cherry Moon’ a few weeks ago!
Bad Influence

Kdub aint right…

Happy fcking Monday folks…
I Go There

KDub says:

Outfit look like Prince and Madonna collided somewhere between Lucky Star and Under The Cherry Moon
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Oh damn.. now Im thinking bout that death scene Prince had…
He fell back in them damn High heeled shoes.
CD FENTY

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:
More money than Ray J
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – my tummy hurt too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

A fcking clue…
Genia

RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:

What kind of “money” buys crushed blue velvet 1970s Bootsy Collin’s specials on loan from Party City?
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No joke….. I was thinking the same thing…like!who’s brand is still working with that yeast infection contributor material..I thought the CDC put a band on that shyt. Citi-Trend don’t even sell this shyt on Valentines day anymore.. it’s a health hazzard.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@PILLOW

Are you taking your meds again? I much prefer you like this.
I Go There

The only women that would look good in a velvet suit like this are strippers…..
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Or Charo…
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

steph L says:

RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12) says:

I’ve seen crushed velvet look good on someone before. But she was young, petite, shapely, and good looking. She didn’t wear it all over though. Just the top, which was very stylish, hip, and cute.
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Was this person in a coffin? This is the only time crush velvet should be used along with a satin liner
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Sorry, but the bish was hot. Every hoe in the place was jealous. Again, she wasn’t wearing it 1970s style like Fan-Flintstone. And she wasn’t wearing it head to toe.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

MzDimplez1123 says:

Why Tasia making that face in the first pic?

Her hair does look lovely though.
__________________________

Nene only brushed SOME of her teeth that morning
KDub

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

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Literacy
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Bad :hunch: she is wrong for them floppy Chichis
lady_cn

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

A man of her own.
FuturedocDonte

YSoSrs says:

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

Feet that don’t look like she stops cars with them all day. Flintstones again. There is theme here.
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I Go There

Hey His

whats up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

:hugs: @Bad Influence

*feels u up*
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

:hugs: @BADBEW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

I fuggin HATE yall!

I gotta come back later, yall play too much.
*sideeyes IGo on the way out*
KDub

Oh damn.. now Im thinking bout that death scene Prince had…
He fell back in them damn High heeled shoes.
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The Kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I Go There says:

The only women that would look good in a velvet suit like this are strippers…..
_________________________________

Or Charo…

__________

Ooochie Coochie!!!!
CD FENTY

Hershey says:
Nene only brushed SOME of her teeth that morning
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Screams Hershey getcho ass outta here now
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

YSoSrs says:

@PILLOW

Are you taking your meds again? I much prefer you like this
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You know, I like it when you’re drinking. It makes you think everybody is cute and purdy.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Sis tasia fukd up
The Makeup Maven

Lady_cn; BRO & YSO
boistop

‘Cause you shine on me wherever you are
I just think of you and I start to glow
And I need your light
And baby you know

Starlight, star bright first star I see tonight
Starlight, star bright make everything all right
Starlight, star bright first star I see tonight
Starlight, star bright yeah
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

@HERSHEY

How you only brush SOME of your teeth?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

HissyFitts!

@ Fan- Flintstone
ryand91

Things Fantasia Will Never Have:

a clue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

MzDimplez1123 says:

Why Tasia making that face in the first pic?

Her hair does look lovely though.
__________________________

Nene only brushed SOME of her teeth that morning

____________

I CAN’T BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Makeup Maven

FeFe says:

I Go There says:

The only women that would look good in a velvet suit like this are strippers…..
_________________________________

Or Charo…

__________

Ooochie Coochie!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:stop: !!! I just pictured her on The Love Boat!
Mr.BluPhi

@Laker

Imma try and stay… And i do have a shirtless I can upload…
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I’m still buggin’ @ when someone said she need some Whipfinity on her stomach!
lady_cn

Hey Tatted!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Dimpz doont leave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

a dry tight mouth…. *think of the antonyms of “dry” and “tight”*
KDub

BET 5 that bish with the roly poly azz out in the hotel lobby CIAA pic…is related to Justa Fantasy.

BET MONEY.
Bad Influence

Hey Lakes, u know I hate long ass tiddays..

Ysooooooooooooooo

Fe Meow! *pets you*

IGO
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Blue thanks
Detective Iheart

Yall still talmbout that fuggery of a suit that ole guhl got on up there
FuturedocDonte

Hershey says:
Nene only brushed SOME of her teeth that morning
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Nene teeth are big as hell. Like she got a new set of porcelain veneer bottoms
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

YSoSrs says:

@HERSHEY

How you only brush SOME of your teeth?
_______________________________

She just brushed the top ones that show in the pictures, the bottom ones looked clean enough
Bad Influence

Dimpz! hey bew!!
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

I fuggin HATE yall!

I gotta come back later, yall play too much.
*sideeyes IGo on the way out*
____________________________

Why I get the sideeye…
Detective Iheart

Bad Influence says:

Hey Lakes, u know I hate long ass tiddays..
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We sure do His, lets just leave it at that :hugs:
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

I got it…

Fantasm is going for a velveteen hoodrat look. Like the velveteen rabbit from that book.

Somebody probably read it to her a couple of nights before and she got one of them light bulbs over her head. A very dim light bulb to sure…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

*Busts it open* @ His

Liberace would be shamed as hell to see Fanny’s GetUp.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Bad them is ugly.. Let me borrow urs
Genia

Things Fantasia will never have: Her tubes tied.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Igo……Clowning lil buddy’s heels and for bringing up Charo’s ass!
free

her face seems cuter now tho….
I Go There

Whats up Tatted

Silky said HI
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

I hope she cheats on you with a basketball player
Hope that she Kim Kardashian the way up
Don’t know the difference between a touchdown and a lay up
Got you on Viagra in order for you to stay up

I may sound bitter, I’m a little bitter
Just a little bitter because you were with her
I’m Salt Lake City now, I’m up on out the picture
Remember how it was when I was with ya?

Baby, sex so good, do you remember? Oh
Baby, sex so good, do you remember? Oh
Well, look at how it all turned out now
(I hope she cheat on you with a basketball player)

Look at how it all turned out now
(I hope you’re feeling lonely, baby, now we’re not together)
Look at how it all turned out now
(I hope she cheat on you with a basketball player)
Look at how it all turned out now
(Now that I’m without you)

I hope she cheat on you with a NFL baller
She ignores ya every single time you call her
Brand new Louie, gotta have it, spend ya money on her
When you wanna hit it, she acting like she don’t wanna

I may sound bitter, I’m a little bitter
Just a little bitter because you were with her
Salt Lake City now, I’m up on out the picture
Remember how it was when I was with ya?

Baby, sex so good, do you remember? Oh
Baby, sex so good, do you remember? Oh
Well, look at how it all turned out now
(I hope she cheat on you with a basketball player)

Look at how it all turned out now
(I hope you’re feeling lonely, baby, now we’re not together)
Look at how it all turned out now
(I hope she cheat on you with a basketball player)
Look at how it all turned out now
(Now that I’m without you)

She cute and all, but that won’t last forever
What I had for you was so much better
Yeah, the grass ain’t greener on the other side of town
Now look at how it all turned out now

I’m a little bitter, just a little bitter
But I’m doing better ’cause we ain’t together
Ya sorry excuse for somebody I was into
Remember what it was when I was with you?
Well, look at how it all turned out now
(I hope she cheat on you with a basketball player)

Look at how it all turned out now
(I hope you’re feeling lonely, baby, now we’re not together)
Look at how it all turned out now
(I hope she cheat on you with a basketball player)
Look at how it all turned out now
(Now that I’m without you, baby)

I hope she cheat on you with a basketball player
I hope you’re feeling lonely now we’re not together
Said I hope she cheat on you
Said I hope she cheat on you

Hope she cheats on you, baby
I hope she cheat on you with a basketball player
Said I hope she cheat on you
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

My godmother from Liberia wrapped me in a cloth around my waistline to shrink my stomach area and it worked both pregnancies! My kids are old now but I still have that cloth and Tasia is welcome to borrow it at anytime! I need to bind my waist-line again now that I’m in my 40’s and this pooch is coming in! lol!
Detective Iheart

Things Fantasia will never have: A good education
KDub

Somebody probably read it to her a couple of nights before
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Not somebody. Zion has a NAME.
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Igo……Clowning lil buddy’s heels and for bringing up Charo’s ass!
______________________________________

Charo was my first Latin Crush…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Genia sessy Cali Mami
Genia

Things Fantasia will never have: A good report from her gyno?
ryand91

When was the last time Fanta look presentable?
KDub

Things Fantasia will never have:

A book fulla crossword puzzles and/or word searches.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

Oh…I hate KDub.
Genia

Laker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How about that HEAT BEAT DOWN?!?!?!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Who charo?
Bigbadwolf

Sup Tatted Still looking beautiful

FeFe says:
Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

An adult voice.
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So true
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

*looks up yonder again*

SMH. Bish dressed like she’s heading to Uncle Jerome’s “Pajama Jammy-Jam.”

I can’t. I fuckin’ cannot!!
FuturedocDonte

Things Fantasia will never have: Que Cards…or a Teleprompter
Genia

Things Fantasia will never have: a good handle on her syllables
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Genia looove it lakernation biiiooch yeeey yeeah
ryand91

@tami, bump fantasia that thing of her is beyond repair. hook me up with that cloth.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Where the fukk was the T-Mobile Pimp when she got dressed?!

I swear, if he pops out in an electric blue zoot suit with zebra-print trim on his hat, I’ma fall-out in my damn cubicle!
GAGIRL87

@ His is that you
Bad Influence

@Iheart
free

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:

Fanny’s body looks like she really gained weight uring a pregnancy and had a baby, meanwhile in upstate NY, Beyonce looks like she had the best Christmas ever when she was given that baby in early December.

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i was gonna leave it alone today but the lie makes me give fanny a pass. at least she really DID have a baby and she ain’t scared to let it hang and swang a lil.
http://youtu.be/hsYI8CPUQsc YSoSrs

There is more fckery to be had in the

Leggo…
Bad Influence

@GA *sticks foot out* Make it rain on my feets bew!
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

Things Fan-Flintone will never have: a full bottle of Flintstone chewables.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

So the verdict is:

Bey didn’t have a baby cause she was never preggo.
Fanny didn’t have a baby cause she’s STILL preggo.

Just wanna make sure I have a clear handle on things.
KDub

Things Fantasia will never have: a good handle on her syllables
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A handle on the English language PERIOD.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Charo…. Dam she old
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Things Fantasia will never have:

A functional relationship
A man that is really hers
The ability to hold an adult conversation
A invitation to compete on Jeopardy
A invitation to compete on The Price is Right
A concert where she keeps her shoes on

The desire to have any of the above
ryand91

@Pillow Pet, if she had the chewables she’d just try to use them to commit suiside.
free

Things Fantasia will never have: a rubber belly
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Got a damn mouth like a sea bass, a head like a horse, a voice like a hyena, and a body of a whale.

I think Antwaun should be declared legally blind and/or schizo cause compared to his wife…ain’t no way.

If I was his wife- make him stay with that! That’s real CLASS right there! A velvet catsuit with a peephole in betwinxt where your “swing lo, sweet chariot” tittays should be? OH! That’s that extraordinary sh*t right that there, son!
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

So the verdict is:

Bey didn’t have a baby cause she was never preggo.
Fanny didn’t have a baby cause she’s STILL preggo.

Just wanna make sure I have a clear handle on things.
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Pretty much
Mr.BluPhi

Things Fanta will never have: A double digit IQ ….Walls…. a book with more than 5 words on each page….

Question: Do women do kegel exercise after giving birth???
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Hershey

You forgot a few:

“An invite to the Wheel of Fortune”
An invite to “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”
“An invite to “Name those Lyrics.”
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Blu
I do kegel now. It’s never too early to get a handle on your coochie muscles.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

Got a damn mouth like a sea bass, a head like a horse, a voice like a hyena, and a body of a whale.

I think Antwaun should be declared legally blind and/or schizo cause compared to his wife…ain’t no way.

If I was his wife- make him stay with that! That’s real CLASS right there! A velvet catsuit with a peephole in betwinxt where your “swing lo, sweet chariot” tittays should be? OH! That’s that extraordinary sh*t right that there, son!

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GAGIRL87

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Mr.BluPhi says:

Things Fanta will never have: A double digit IQ ….Walls…. a book with more than 5 words on each page….

Question: Do women do kegel exercise after giving birth???

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That’s f*ucked up

Answer: Your walls are supposed to “snap” back
prynsexxx

Things Fantasia will NEVER have:

A speech pathologist
tnwill777

LMAO at Fantasia in the first pic looking like she missed the short bus to get to the party.
brownskin A.K.A Creamy

Sandra ELLAMAE Rose Whyyy you letting them do this I hate KDUB today :crying1: Why oh Why What is wrong with yall people what is wrong with yall
Mr.BluPhi

Charo…. lmfaoooooooooo
Bigbadwolf

Question: Do women do kegel exercise after giving birth???

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Yes, before and after. It’s really for anyone that wants to be able to control the coochie muscles as Sassy says. Hell I’m doing right now
KyCakes

But why her bres-a-sis look like gym socks full of doorknobs?
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey

@Hershey

You forgot a few:

“An invite to the Wheel of Fortune”
An invite to “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”
“An invite to “Name those Lyrics.”
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Those 5th graders will wear her ass out
Mr.BluPhi

GAGIRL87 says:

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Mr.BluPhi says:

Things Fanta will never have: A double digit IQ ….Walls…. a book with more than 5 words on each page….

Question: Do women do kegel exercise after giving birth???

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That’s f*ucked up

Answer: Your walls are supposed to “snap” back
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One of my co-workers (she is about 55 and perverted as hell) keeps mentioning to me how she does her kegels. And one day she came and sat beside me and whispered ” Im doing my kegel excercise now” …. nasty azz

But she told me that after she gave birth to all of her children, she made sure she did them.
Mr.BluPhi

Bigbadwolf says:

Question: Do women do kegel exercise after giving birth???

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Yes, before and after. It’s really for anyone that wants to be able to control the coochie muscles as Sassy says. Hell I’m doing right now

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Lmfaooo…..ok. Got it
RIP: Pillow-pet (9/11 – 01/12)

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

Got a damn mouth like a sea bass, a head like a horse, a voice like a hyena, and a body of a whale.

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Cot-damned! Somebody stamp this sht the meanest post of the day!!!
http://www.msjamerica.com niki

Thanks for the shout-out Sandra!

Hey everybody!
TiFan4Lyfe

Her last album back to me is really really good…I hope she can come with another good one, and that’s all I have to say about her.
miamore1973

I think she looks better in the face than usual. I can’t figure who tells her “Girl you and them saggy titties are BOMB!!” THEY NEED TO BE FIRED NOW!!
http://youtu.be/EyiYdrc2e9Y tierraboo618

What in the catfish nuggets hell with a side order of coleslaw does Fantasia have on??? Love her voice, though.
http://www.tusheabuttercream.webs.com TLDampier

Awwwwwww man this sucks!!! I love me some Fanny but for the life of me I can’t figure out WHY she thought this fit was ok! The crushed velvet, the roller set hair do, the saggy boobs! Please Please Please Fantasia do better! I know you don’t care what folks think about you BUT there comes a time when you have to start loving yourself enough to know that crushed velvet and no bra is not a good look boo boo!!
Sweet-tea

SMH:Fantasia, Fantasia, Fantasia. Bless your lil heart.
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

Ohhhhhhh my sister looks a mess…she gotta do better…let me call her
**ring, ring, ring…callin Fanny but she won’t answer** I MUST address this STAT!!!!!