Last night’s episode of Braxton Family Values was one of the best this season, in my opinion. Predictably, Mama Braxton called off her shotgun wedding to her friend, Doc. It’s obvious that she has no deep, emotional connection to him at all. It’s also obvious that her feelings are not being influenced by Dopamine, the brain chemical that makes us all think we’re “crazy” in love. Good for Mama Braxton!
The star of the show, Toni Braxton, introduced her son, Diezel, 9, who commented hilariously on Mama Braxton’s cancelled wedding. “Doc is a good man and I want you to have a good man,” said Diesel, who was diagnosed with autism at age 3. He is smart as a whip!
Yesterday, I posted a photo of the show’s star Toni Braxton, and I commented on her ashy skin on her hands. One of my loyal readers sent an angry emailing slamming me for not realizing that ashiness is one of the symptoms of Toni’s condition, Lupus. I wish I could remember every single symptom of every disease out there, but I’m not that perfect. I certainly didn’t mean to insult Toni in any way. It was simply an observation that I made on a blog.
Loyal reader Sonia Matthews writes:
Not mad or anything, but since your a nurse you should know that lupus causes dry skin. As a fellow nurse I was just shocked you made mention of that, she did just have a flare up. That is all.
by YardieGoals
never felt compelled to watch this show
WHIPFINITY would solve this…
Auntie, you can’t do NOT nothing
#damnedifyoudodamnedifyoudont 
Loyal reader Sonia Matthews
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Hey Sonia :wave:
That lil boy is so adorable.
It’s also obvious that her feelings are not being influenced by Dopamine
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Maybe her Doapmine is all dried up.
I thought Tamar was the “star of the show”
I see after the he said that Sandra u tweeted I thought he had autism
Sandra somebody is gone get u for coming at they kids
Toni and Diezel ->
<-Sandra
Is it just me, because I think Trina is the prettiest of them all….
“Doc is a good man and I want you to have a good man,”
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I just want her to have a good ole O so she can stop being so uptight.
Sonia, what else
u know we will come for you chile, but nahh u good i guess 
As a fellow nurse I was just shocked you made mention of that, she did just have a flare up. That is all.
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GET HER SONIA
Everyone could see she wasn’t into Doc and wasn’t going to marry him. I was just wondering how long it would take for it to come out on the show.
Toni’s son was so cute in his brief moment on the show last night.
Tamar and those purple contacts
Toni’s performance at Sundance
Gabe needs to go sit his azz down somewhere NOW!
KDub says:
Maybe her Doapmine is all dried up.
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I don’t think there was ever any Dopamine involved. I think their relationship was for the show. In a case like that, where there is no physical attraction, Dopamine is not released in the brain at all.
That’s why you can’t make somebody like you no matter what you do if the Dopamine isn’t leaking in their brains. 
Edit: even if there was dopamine present and it dried up, he or she will still stay IF he or she really loves you. If it’s not real love and the dopamine dries up – he’s gone! That is why it is SO important, before you marry a man, to make sure it’s really love — and not just a dopamine attraction. There is no way to bring the “love” back into a relationship if it was a relationship based on a dopamine attraction. Sorry, ladies.
#powdered
“We are the Braxton’s and you’ll see that we are no ordinary family…will teach you a thing or two on Braxton Family Valuuuuuuuuuues!”
Doc ain’t got no moolah!
Ill-built Evelyn rather smooch off of Toni rather than remarry. She knows that the best social security is to be good to your children!
He is a cutie pie
I was mad at Trina (that’s my fav) for crying and snotting up and still eating her food when Gabe was doing his speech………
Frenchie
<–SR Chopper
I've got a taste for some NY cheescake
“y-o-u-r is your, y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e is you are!”
Anybody know where that’s from?
Here we go
I felt bad for Gabe. Trina has the option ot leave him but she will not so she needs to suck the snot back up her nose and swallow it. Life goes on…
That’s why you can’t make somebody like you no matter what you do if the Dopamine isn’t leaking in their brains
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*cues up Bonnie Raitt’s “I Can’t Make You Love Me” and subs the word BRAIN where the word HEART ill*
Cause I can’t make you love me if you don’ttttt…
You can’t make your BRAIN feel something it won’t…
I realized that I could never be any star’s assistant last night (not that I ever had a chance of doing that, but I digress) after seeing Toni interact with her new assistant. She was a straight up bish to him. I wouldve slapped the chit outta her, told her to put her own lotion on, and walked out.
Lady_L says:
Is it just me, because I think Trina is the prettiest of them all….
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Yall! So I was just on soles4souls and I am thinking about organizing a walk in Cali.. I have a couple ppl in mind that I’ll need to help me so it’s not definite. Also, I think I saw a mention of you.. if that is you can I add you on Linked_In?
Sandra Rose says:
KDub says:
Maybe her Doapmine is all dried up.
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I don’t think there was ever any Dopamine involved. I think their relationship was for the show. In a case like that, where there is no physical attraction, Dopamine is not released in the brain at all. That’s why you can’t make somebody like you no matter what you do if the Dopamine isn’t leaking in their brains.
Is there a disease like Hypodopamine Disorder where people lack dopamine or something… cuz sometimes I hate every 
body!!!!
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<— HATES CD!
YOU JUST DON'T LIKE "IT", HUH?! 
An’ I swear fo’ Gawd if I have to hear Trina say ‘cheaterazation’ one mo’ ‘gin I’m gonna scream!
Did YOU just say Evelyn is ill-built??
Some folks is just flat out too damn sensitive
@ CD –
OMG! You are so cot dayum crassy, I tell ya! 
@ The Makeup Maven:
Broad square shoulders, going down to a triangle waistline, bunched up booty with no hips…yep, her and Traci are ill-built! They have that Sherri Shepherd upside down triangle thingy going on.
<—- HATES CD'S GRAVI!
Cookie Monster, you know me?
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Re: SolesIISouls, that is great yo! Let me know if you have any questions.
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Jmo, guess where “we’re” eating today? *files nails slowly*
DoNotDeleteMe says:
They have that Sherri Shepherd upside down triangle thingy going on.
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@YALLC cheeseeeeeeeeeeeeecake!
MAKE YOUR WAY OVER HEA WOMAN! NYC WE DA BEST!
@ YOU – I’m so glad i’m not ill-built!
hops right next to YALLC no you aint ….wanna double dutch?
*belches* – THANKS FRENCHIE FOR THE COOK-OUT YESTA-DAY! I’m eating the last of the PASTA SALAD fo’ lunch!
They have that Sherri Shepherd upside down triangle thingy going on.
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Big top aka Circus.
I personally think Traci and Evelyn are fine They are not built like strawberries ala Sherry Shepherd.
yallcrazy says:
Cookie Monster, you know me?
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Re: SolesIISouls, that is great yo! Let me know if you have any questions.
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Jmo, guess where “we’re” eating today? *files nails slowly*
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How can someone be so e-cruel
@tatted
you know i aim to please ma!
what should a hoe eat for lunch now?
Yall, not quite, that’s why I’m not sure.. So I figured if it was you that I added you would accept. I like to network, ’tis all.
I’m so glad i’m not ill-built!
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No ma’am you ill NOT.
List of ill built folks off the top of my dome:
Sherri Shepherd aka Circus
Evelyn and Traci
Spongebob
Marlon from RHOA
Derek J from RHOA
Star Jones
*pre-burp* @Jmo
*evil laugh*
Kdub, can you send Brown a funny for us pls&thx…
They may not be as bad as Sherri but they all have that Johnny Bravo-ish build going on. At least they are pretty with an ill-built body. Sherri is just unattractive no matter how you slice it.
@YALLC i think cookie was saying “yall” in general?
or were you being funny???
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Is there a disease like Hypodopamine Disorder where people lack dopamine or something… cuz sometimes I hate every
body!!!!
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Certain antisocial personalities probably lack dopamine receptors in their brains.
but they all have that Johnny Bravo-ish build going on. At least they are pretty with an ill-built body. Sherri is just unattractive no matter how you slice it.
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Niecy Nash too.
How can someone be so e-cruel
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@KDUB
You forgot Waka Flocka Squarehips. That Peta ad…
The Makeup Maven says:
Did YOU just say Evelyn is ill-built??
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Children and the elderly are off limits.
OMG, Toni’s son looks just like her.
had to do this
for @tatted, is that all u in the back MA’ 
Derek J’s build is a beast!
Those calf muscles…yuck!
Cookie, it’s not me, but I can still assist you yo
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let’s go.
Frenchie & Tatted,
Kdub, can you send Brown a funny for us pls&thx…
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I can but @Brown done cut off communicaciones (did I spell it rt @Lakes???) with most us.
Damn Sandra!
Slow down on the posting today! You must be finna only post like one new story a day next week or something. That’s always what happens after you post like 10 new stories in 2 hours.
@YALLC i think cookie was saying “yall” in general?
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No, I meant @Yall.
Sandra Rose says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Did YOU just say Evelyn is ill-built??
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Children and the elderly are off limits.
Sherri is also and idiot so there’s that.
@Sandra all children or just the freinds of the blog
just checking 
oh forget #53 ever happen
If children and the elderly are off limits then we shouldn’t get anymore Helle Berry posts.
GOOD AFTERNOON PEOPLES
Ok, so I guess I am too nice for some environments. On that note,
Sandra Rose says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Did YOU just say Evelyn is ill-built??
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Children and the elderly are off limits.
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but you talk about Nahla all the time
@ YSoSrs:
Yes! After that ad, I could never listen to “O Let’s Do It” and feel the same way about him.
You’re making me even hungrier than I already am.
Sandra Rose says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Did YOU just say Evelyn is ill-built??
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Children and the elderly are off limits.
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YOU MAY WANT TO GO BACK AND SEE WHO ORIGINALLY POSTED THAT COMMENT. I JUST ASKED IF IT WAS REALLY SAID. PLEASE AND THAAAAAAANK YOU!
@YSO what should I have for lunch?
What are you eating?
JMO says:
Sandra Rose says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Did YOU just say Evelyn is ill-built??
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Children and the elderly are off limits.
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but you talk about Nahla all the time
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…then to post unsubstantiated claims that Nahla is autistic.
Saucey
@Tatted
Mmmmmm hmmmmm dont get caught up in other people’s chit
i love the chase
Cookie, what? #lostagane
djm
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Kdub, I sang for her on her voicemail
me hunting down my lunch ~~~>>
Sandra Rose says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Did YOU just say Evelyn is ill-built??
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Children and the elderly are off limits.
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JMO says:
but you talk about Nahla all the time
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Jumps up from pew
*flying around chitting on this post at the hypocrisy*
To DONOTDELETEME – I will NOT be speaking w/you EVER again! You ’bout to get a bish banned and you didn’t eeem take responsibility for posting about the elderly! I SEE YOU DOE!
Children and the elderly are off limits.
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Hey Mommy Braxton is on national telle-vision threatning to slap the piss outta folks and tryna snag her a sugga daddy and a cougar but umm OK
chasing Tatted…..
@ CD – I just asked a question. Sandra ALWAYS tom’bout ppl NOT reading and she never eem read to see who ORIGINALLY posted the statement. I justed if that what was REALLY said…you know, for effect!
@JMO
i’m with you homie
smh
The Makeup Maven says:
Did YOU just say Evelyn is ill-built??
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Sandray says:
Children and the elderly are off limits
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So what will we do for fun
I KID I KID
I’m not neither Tatted #fyi #messy
@ The Makeup Maven:
What? I know I made that post about Evelyn. Sandra hastily pointed you out…not me!
@ Smurfette – Why you chasin’ me???
why u chasing her
The Makeup Maven says:
To DONOTDELETEME – I will NOT be speaking w/you EVER again! You ’bout to get a bish banned and you didn’t eeem take responsibility for posting about the elderly! I SEE YOU DOE!
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Sorry u had to learn the hard way boo
Jmo, Yso will deal with you shatty her post all up. You know she the “fixer” round these here parts
*me chasing Yall and “her” down Michigan Ave on “their” lunch break…
@ DONOT – but you ain’t raise your hand and say “Tatted ain’t say that!” You just gon’ let a bish get banned! I got’chu, doe!
CD FENTY says:
The Makeup Maven says:
To DONOTDELETEME – I will NOT be speaking w/you EVER again! You ’bout to get a bish banned and you didn’t eeem take responsibility for posting about the elderly! I SEE YOU DOE!
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Sorry u had to learn the hard way boo
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I guess so, huh! I’m tryna keep the ‘ol Tatted where I left her….foot up somebody’s azz! But noooo, folk keep tryin’me…been tryin’me….I’m tryna be nice, respectful AND A MEMBER OF THE BLOG!
:stop: stop asking me questions that yall know I don’t know YO!
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Jmo, we’re eating for FREE today too YO
I was tambout Ev elderly self when I said her dopamine was dried up. But hey I won’t say not nothing else.
Suit yourself
@Tatted
I knew she wasnt about the right look at her eyes, you can tell alot about a person when u look dem in the eyes
DONOT – I will! I had’jo back, yo tha other day! You had me crackin’ up, yo! YOU COMMENTS WEREN’T EEEM FUNNY, YO! It’s good…………
*points index & middle fangas* UNTIL YOU DO RIGHT BY ME, EVERYTHING YOU DO IS GONNA FAIL!
@YSO
I CHANGED IT FOR YOU BOO
@Sandra
Yeah, I caught that. *side-eye*
@Saucey
Is that Star Jones?
yallcrazy says:
:stop: stop asking me questions that yall know I don’t know YO!
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Jmo, we’re eating for FREE today too YO
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:rollseyes:
I hope you get a big gust of wind walking down michigan ave and flash everyone downtown with cha days of the week pannies
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do you think Auntie gave us this for –> 
?!?!?
OH THIS IS FOR THE LURKERS AND POSTERS WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT US “GOING OFF TOPIC”
CD FENTY says:
@Tatted
I knew she wasnt about the right look at her eyes, you can tell alot about a person when u look dem in the eyes
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@Saucey … Is that Tamar’s husband planking??
MP
Vince
@ The Makeup Maven:
I’m still trying to figure out what I did…honestly. Sandra jumps to conclusions all the time on HER BLOG so what surprised you about today?
********SANDRA, IT WAS I WHO CALLED EVELYN ILL-BUILT********
I throw myself at your mercy, Sandra, because I MUST get back in the good graces of The Makeup Maven (who hurt my feelings by saying I was not funny
)!
@TATTED
@SAUCEY
Don’t expect me to thank you for that particular Gravi change. Not very hungry at all now.
The fckery on this damn site
And I just wanna say, I wish the other 4 would stop playing dress up with Traci..she always looks like she’s wearing all the clothes that they dnt want and her wigs look like throw aways that she dun cut up into that same stupid hairstyle…
She reminds me of a jazzed up rahtahd..
Lmfaoooo @ Vince planking.
YOU THANK MY POINTING MY INDEX FANGER & MIDDLE FANGER AT’CHU A JOKE????
OKAY! IT WORKED ON MISTA…IT’LL WORK ON YOU!
DAYUM SANDRA DOIN A LOT OF POSTS TODAY!
Bad Influence says:
The fckery on this damn site
And I just wanna say, I wish the other 4 would stop playing dress up with Traci..she always looks like she’s wearing all the clothes that they dnt want and her wigs look like throw aways that she dun cut up into that same stupid hairstyle…
She reminds me of a jazzed up rahtahd
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I hate you so much his
*sigh*
@DELETE
Maven aka Tatted is just playing with you.
Can we get back on topic cause I really feel as if you are disrespecting the Braxton family right now.
@HIS you and candi betta come scoop me next week *waves fist*
JMO says:
@Saucey … Is that Tamar’s husband planking??
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I choked on a fry that I shouldn’t be eatin in the first damn place
I hatechu 
just tell her to sit on it an rotate
@HIS you and candi betta come scoop me next week *waves fist*
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Things I learned on this blog on this here day that the Lord has made the 16th day of March tew thousand and twelfth:
Ciara usta be a singer.
Willow Smiff done developed a case of..SORAS cause she was said to be 13..not 11.
J-Ho cannot keep a man.
We can’t talk about the elderly but yet we talk about Shawn Carter at least 3 times a week. And Nick Cannon who is elderly and suffers from Benjamin Buttonism (we need a medical minute on that ish btw. Its called progeria).
*kicks @Man in his ankle* I hope I broke ur kitten heel nigga…
@ YSoSrs:
OK…I was sitting here balling my eyes out. Glad it was just a joke! Whew!
She reminds me of a jazzed up rahtahd
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Is that said and pronounced like Allen said it in “Hangover”???
Its friday I see it about to begin
who actin up in hea
Things I learned on this blog on this here day that the Lord has made the 16th day of March tew thousand and twelfth:
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this is how all you re-caps should start
This bish
BADBEW!! :hugs:
Every time you kick Man an angel gets his wangs.
And yall wondered why I spazzed right. I cant with the bullchit on a FRIDAY
FIANCE get at me
Yso, Jmo was shatting all over the post
You see her –>
@Iheart she does!
@Frenchieeeee Otay! Where we going tho?
@Fiance, u do the same bew
@Ysoooooo
@BAD I
“*kicks @Man in his ankle* I hope I broke ur kitten heel nigga…”
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Why you always so violent with me??
I know what you need!
ray j and that damn pup
We can’t talk about the elderly but yet we talk about Shawn Carter at least 3 times a week.
(THE AGING RAP MOGUL
)
…And Nick Cannon who is elderly and suffers from Benjamin Buttonism (we need a medical minute on that ish btw. Its called progeria). (
)
Thanks for pointing that out…I am trying to keep all of the fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants rules skraight!
YSoSrs says:
*sigh*
@DELETE
Maven aka Tatted is just playing with you.
Can we get back on topic cause I really feel as if you are disrespecting the Braxton family right now.
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We dont want delete to get
for disrespect. We’re all trying to follow the rules 
@ YSO – Ummm, THAAAANK YOU! but I still thank THEY tryna be funny. I’ll pull out! LITERALLY!
SON
Whippersnapper,
none on today… only because I had to wear “Friday”‘s yesterday 
Ray J
I thought that was Kevin Hart 
I wanted to watch it,but I decided on sleep instead..
@HIS any place that serves alcohol
@Kdubz….
I’ll pull out!
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Do you know all the thoughts that just ranne’d through my mind…
Wait, we can’t talk about the elderly now either?? I mean, I know why people don’t want they ugly azz kids talked about but if you old and ugly seems like you would be used to it.
Why Sandra goin soft?
@HIS ya can find me a sutiable bachelor
*suitable
KDub says:
I’ll pull out!
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Do you know all the thoughts that just ranne’d through my mind…
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+ :jack: = >this face 
Mine too
@DELETE
What. Ever.
PHRO!!! :hugs:
Phro
I have nothing else to say…
@Iheart
U know every time u use the Bob Whitfield emo, his eyes in real life get a lil more crossed
Before I stuff my face and shop a lil lemme do roll call since yall bishes dont speak
SON
, TATTED 
I got you no worries, JMO, PHRO, CD *who gives me life* YSO I feel you coming back and I love that, CREAMY, KDUB btw you do need to start your recaps like that, CREAMY
*whew*
Hey Phroz
@Man, ion need that lil canned Vienna sausage
I like liquor @Frenchie
@Yall @YSo :hugs:
It’s FRIDAY snitches….
@YSO
MY FAULT
Why Sandra goin soft?
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First we got Tatted pulling out and now we got Sandra going soft.
*falls my azz out the winder…falling head first onto my brain filled wif Dopamine*
@Harlem @His @IHeart
Perhaps “old” and “ugly” is yet another sensitive subject round these parts. Not that anyone comes immediately to mind.
@CD @CANDI @KDUB
<—-Really the cabbage patch..
Damn FRENCH
Tis why I dont do them
@ChocD Ion see how the fugg you can get more crossed than >< that
Hey @Phro
<<< really a small seziure from all this madness.
*pulls on Fiances nipples*
@Yso Muhfuggin
@ KDub & Iheart – THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT!
gosh remembering the first time i experinced a man go soft
horrible
KDub says:
Why Sandra goin soft?
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First we got Tatted pulling out and now we got Sandra going soft.
*falls my azz out the winder…falling head first onto my brain filled wif Dopamine*
What ya’ll talm bout, just finished watching the epi
@ Harlem – THAAAAAAANK YOU BEW!
Taking my
back from Phro cause I just remembered his Maya Angelou wolf puzzy comment 
French KI$$E$ says:
gosh remembering the first time i experinced a man go soft
horrible
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phro :wave: <—- a tooth bc meg braxton (traci) is missing one on the side
@HARLEM you coming out next wknd? we getting fugged up yo
When then who the hell we gonna talk then?
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Twin :2dance: Golden Girls (because it’s Friday)
@KDUB
Perhaps Ms. Evelyn is thinking about posting one of her ads from her empowerment ministry that is posted on YouTube on SR.com?
Canday!
French KI$$E$ says:
Things I learned on this blog on this here day that the Lord has made the 16th day of March tew thousand and twelfth:
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this is how all you re-caps should start
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Only on SR can you find the following:
– Relationship advice
– Horoscopes
– Sex tips
– Entertainment News
– Celebrity Gossip
– Event Planning Tips
– How to save money on your car insurance
– How to save money on your car insurance
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can we re-visit this topic please?
#needshelp
@CANDI
@IHeart I mean well…:lol:
“Meg Braxton”…
where is KDUB
Kdun kdub kdub kdub calling kdub 
@CANDI
That dayum emoticon is a fool.
What we talking about on Freaky Friday? The projected 1 million people that will be here for St. Patrick’s Day? Nooooooooo!!!
<—lurking.
twin :2dance: <—- murder she wrote theme song
HIS :wave: <—– gas card with $5 on it
*invites myself to get drunk with french and harlem*
where is KDUB
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HERE I ILL :wave:
@YSO
“Perhaps “old” and “ugly” is yet another sensitive subject round these parts. Not that anyone comes immediately to mind.
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Starting to look like Tiny plays a role into these new “rules.”
yso are u behaving urself today?
Lmfaoooo @ Meg Braxton
She’s what my brother calls a “practice in the dark girl”.
oh hey sugggahhh Umm Need a recap
and 
“We are the Braxton’s and you’ll see that we are no ordinary family…will teach you a thing or two on Braxton Family Valuuuuuuuuuues!”
I just love singing along to this…
What we talking about on Freaky Friday?
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**secretly :jack: **
I dont watch this show!
So I can’t comment…..
@YSO
Man
“Perhaps “old” and “ugly” is yet another sensitive subject round these parts. Not that anyone comes immediately to mind.
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Starting to look like Tiny plays a role into these new “rules.”
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@CANDI we getting fugged up!! you hear me!!! <~~~ (in your voice)
Heeeyyy @MKM
Wont it you that statred the last good confessions Friday we had when you told us you could lick your ankles 
If sooooo then let’s start another one GO 
Lmfaooooooo @Man..u ain’t right
@Man, why does it look like dryer sheets are coming out your paynus? #QuestionsThatNeedAnswers
CANDAY
@Choco
Choco aka Hippie says:
I dont watch this show!
So I can’t comment…..
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Me either. That’s why I wanna know what the off topic convo is?
@His
hey love with you purrty self 
Candayyyy act like she’onn wanna drank with me
@MS KAY
but i called it sheets of toilet paper
@Iheart Hey, yea, I’m still thinking…
Bad Influence says:
Candayyyy act like she’onn wanna drank with me
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ladies we all in this together
Creamy! Hey mama
Ms.kaylamomma says:
@Man, why does it look like dryer sheets are coming out your paynus? #QuestionsThatNeedAnswers
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@MS. KAYLA
” why does it look like dryer sheets are coming out your paynus? #QuestionsThatNeedAnswers”
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you musta never seen a “Big Grown Man Load” before.
@Choco I went to DTLR yesterday and I was saddened,the one in Charlotte had everything..the joint on Penn. had like Citi trends type chit…
HA!
Toni just tweeted her followers what they thought of last nights show
should i tell her ass to come over to SR . Com to find out ?
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This post started out about the Braxton’s. All 19 of them. SweaterGod it is almost as many of them as it ill the Duggars. Not sure what the ep was about cause I ain’t really watched a whole one since Mama Ev was gonna slap the pist out of Tamar. She need to slap some out of Tamar’s husband for water retention purposes.
We was told we can’t talk about kids.
Or old folks.
EYE said well we talk about geriatric Shawn Corey Carter who just the ova day was told to sat his arthritic hands tryna throw up the Roc sign and his forgetting lyrics azz DOWN. I digress.
@His come up in here sounding like Alan from “Hangover” with the word Re-tahd (add a Boston accent on to that–like Phak, Cah, Yhad)…Tatted pulled out… and @French is trying to save money on Cah Insurance.
This recap was bought to yew by KDub on on this here day that the Lord has made the 16th day of March tew thousand and twelfth!
Ayyyee, we got new emoticons!!!!!!
iheart
<— gosh i love this emoticon
french i was really inviting myself bc i'll be up there next weekend
but i'm serious, let's have a SR NYC happy hour or sumn next weekend
@CD FENTY
Man
“Starting to look like Tiny plays a role into these new “rules.”
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Surely you dind’t construe my statement as an insult on the beautiful, elegant and dignified “Tiny” right?
She is impeccable and flawless right down to the last detail on her artistic tattoos!
Bobbi Kristina don’t give NO fawks! After reports came out about Cissy calling her grandaughter’s unusual relationship with her “brother” Nick Gordon incestuous, Bobbi came out swingin’ to defend the affair.
According to TMZ reports:
Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina isn’t fazed by her granny’s accusations she’s committing incest by hooking up with her “adopted” brother — telling friends, she’s gonna do what she wants … no matter what.
Sources close to BK tell TMZ, the 19-year-old finally ‘fessed up to her close buddies … she and 22-year-old Nick Gordon are dating — ten years after Whitney unofficially adopted the boy because he was having problems at home.
TMZ broke the story … Bobbi’s grandma Cissy Houston saw the video we posted — showing Bobbi and Nick holding hands and kissing on a lunch run in Atlanta this week — and told a close friend, “What [Bobbi and Nick] are doing is incestuous.”
But Bobbi couldn’t care less — telling friends … she doesn’t give a damn about what Cissy thinks about her controversial relationship … and because Nick’s not her blood brother, she definitely doesn’t consider it incest.
As one source put it — Bobbi “can’t please everyone, so she is going to please herself by doing what she wants to do for once.”
As for the maybe engagement ring Bobbi was wearing — we’re told she’s been mum on what it means … but cryptically told friends, she and Nick ARE planning a trip to Vegas in the near future.
@French is trying to save money on Cah Insurance.
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I would like to add
*and find a suitable bachelor
@CANDI
let’s have a SR NYC happy hour or sumn next weekend
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Where we meeting at?
Bobbi can’t please everyone, so she is going to please herself
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More bad thoughts thru my mind.
:jack:
@candi i’m down! i got my METRO CARD readyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i’m sure we can find happy hour anywhere!
what is this ‘we’ business?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
let’s have a SR NYC happy hour or sumn next weekend
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Where we meeting at?
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*whispers*
Don’t tell him cause he will date rape all of yous
KDub says:
Bobbi can’t please everyone, so she is going to please herself
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More bad thoughts thru my mind.
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You must be Hawnee
@KDub
I still see the chubby Bobbi K,that aint a thought I want to have…
french email me or DM me ur number
@CANDI
“what is this ‘we’ business? ”
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Didn’t you say a SR happy hour?
@Phro, You betta get somma that GAP :blow:
u gettin some new heels for happy hour my nig?!
@Iheart Phro,don’t love the chilren’s..she needs to be at least 24
Since this is a family oriented blog…
@FRENCH
“I would like to add
*and find a suitable bachelor ”
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…how many drinks would it take for a nigga to become “suitable”…
but i’m serious, let’s have a SR NYC happy hour or sumn next weekend
#iguessyallgottastartsomewhere
Hawnee
candibfly says:
u gettin some new heels for happy hour my nig?!
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@Choco I undersand BK thoughts and her Grany But
yallcrazy says:
but i’m serious, let’s have a SR NYC happy hour or sumn next weekend
#iguessyallgottastartsomewhere
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MS. KAYLA
” why does it look like dryer sheets are coming out your paynus? #QuestionsThatNeedAnswers”
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you musta never seen a “Big Grown Man Load” before.
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Only when I have to wipe it off my face.
@KduB
yousssss the bessssssteeeessseet 
u
candibfly says:
u gettin some new heels for happy hour my nig?!
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@CANDI
“u gettin some new heels for happy hour my nig?! ”
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Gettin new SHOES!
They correct posture and chit.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
“what is this ‘we’ business? ”
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Didn’t you say a SR happy hour?
<<lookin up flight tickets and new shoes
hollers!
hes gonna get a pair of those snazzy wedge sneakers that Beyonce had on… lawd
Iheart
that gravi…
Where’s CD with lil IV
#bringherback 
candibfly says:
u gettin some new heels for happy hour my nig?!
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Candi you slay me
I bet they will be purple ala Prince 
@MsKayla Owwww #OneTime
@KAYLA
“you musta never seen a “Big Grown Man Load” before.
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Only when I have to wipe it off my face.”
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That’s beautiful! And you know what, that’s only place you should have seen it before too.
Candi needs to be texting me so we can set this happy hour business up!
or willow’s shooz
twin stay out of this
this ain’t about the lunch hour competition
my 3 e-bffs are there and we got to swing from the top of the empire state bldg
*pinches Phroz right butt cake*
@Yall … who on here is from our town?
– Dimpz
– Kimmie
– YSO
– MizT
– Zeta
– CD?
Yeah… yall laugh or whatever… but I know I’d be taking two of yall back to the ‘telly if a nigga did meet up for happy hour.
Willows Ah-dee-dahs eh? *slaps knee*
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CTFU
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yeah… yall laugh or whatever… but I know I’d be taking two of yall back to the ‘telly if a nigga did meet up for happy hour.
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its nice to have dreams
@Phro, Ooops my bad
I was just tryna be helpful cause I had read on this hear blog the other day that :blow: from girls with gaps is the TRUFF 
@Man
lies
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Jmo, apparently there’s a “fungus among us” 
#oldtimearmytalk #O. 
or willow’s shooz
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If Man shows up with some of them Willer Smiff Tink Tink fukkas on Imma need somebody to take a pic of that shat.
ummm Candi is blind huh?
@His You keep pinching my cheeks,I’ma send you one or two of these bills I’ll even let you pick the most expensive one to pay just to be fair..
@CANDI
Yeah… yall laugh or whatever… but I know I’d be taking two of yall back to the ‘telly if a nigga did meet up for happy hour.
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its nice to have dreams :hugs:
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So… you been dreamin bout it too?
@Creamy, Not in the A but I’s there all the time
Creamy, I just found out my friend is down there visiting last night.
I need to get back down there. #goodtimes
Bad Influence says:
ummm Candi is blind huh?
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yallcrazy says:
@Man
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Jmo, apparently there’s a “fungus among us” #oldtimearmytalk #O.
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I hatechu
What up family
blows 
oh no not snoopy!
Imma stay outta yalls fes-tiv-it-ies, just let thee record reflect that when I get up there it’s going down
@BAD INFLUENCE
lies
”
:shakesbutt: <—yeen getting dis"
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Yeah I would! You couldn't give it to me fast enough.
Dont worry, I wouldn't tell….. everybody.
@Phroz, damn i gotta contribute to grab sum ass?
HIS
don’t u harm a nappy hair on Snoopy’s body!
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@Iheart
I prefer no teeth involved so gap or no gap I better not feel EITHER!!
That’s beautiful! And you know what, that’s only place you should have seen it before too.
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Or on your neck like RiRi
Pearl Necklace
I got tears
twin don’t u be comin to philly yo?! that’s only 2 hours from me when i’m here or in nyc. let a nigga know sumfin
@JMO she know better than to upset me now i gotta whack Snoopster smh..
@Man when
bew
@His Nah,I’m easy yet innocent..I give it up quite easily the first 70 times on 71 I gotta start charging for annuals and shyt..
Cali
Iheart, what more can I say?
PO SNOOPY!!!!!!!!
@His is beating his lil AZZ.
@PHRO
“Nah,I’m easy yet innocent..I give it up quite easily the first 70 times on 71 I gotta start charging for annuals and shyt.. ”
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You get a pass the first 70 times, but if you give it up easy on the 71st time youz a hoe my nigga.
Twin, putting my beesknees out there
Sandra why you do this on fridays after 12 u gone til 5pm, like we wanna
Lawddddddddddddddd this KFC classic potpie is hot sex covered with a buttery flakey crust
@His, I cant believe you did that to out beloved Snoopy
You just aint right yo 
@Man Exactly,that’s why I gotta charge on 71 and make this a bidness transaction!
@KDub…its Candi’s damn fault
<— not a snitch, i swear u done already mentioned it before when we had EC slang day
@
KDub says:
It’s also obvious that her feelings are not being influenced by Dopamine
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Maybe her Doapmine is all dried up.
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LMAO!!!!!!!
@BAD
bew”
“when
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Twin, this yrs plans include: atl,nyc,pa,lv,and I’d like somewhere “exotic” but still under US laws…
We will meet up this yr God-willing
*ignoring HIS until she aplogizes to Snoopy*
twin puerto ricoooooooo or us virgin island or sumthin
lemme get a few more weeks with the flex belt tho
excuse me! u have been ignoring my damn font hence me having to ol skool wail on the dog…hmph
Lawddddddddddddddd this KFC classic potpie is hot sex covered with a buttery flakey crust
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CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLE…I had had got the coupon to my home addy…went and got one and ate it in the car… hiding from my kids right (I call it secret eating)…WHY that bish was so good I went and checked my PO Box and had ANOTHER coupon in the PO Box…AND folks be throwing AWAY they coupons in the recycle bin at the PO…I got about 15 pot pie coupons!
(I am greedy and hawnee)
<—–Went to San Juan,Puerto Rico in January it was the shitnitz @Candi @Yall
@KDub
@His, Dont start hence-ing folks
Last time that word was used it caused a prollem
@KDub, this is my 2nd in two days…I have to stay away
gawdamn this pot pie is delish..nomnomnomnomnomnom
ohhh Sandra done left yall in here to yall’s own devices?
<—smh
whatchall tambout tho?
who's doin who this weekend? 
@Iheart, i must’ve missed that one…do tell
@Candi
yallcrazy says:
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This shyt makes me
everytime you type it 
Still
from Dawn’s Hence Comeback 
Fay! im ordering more Whip today becus i love it
Iheart says:
yallcrazy says:
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This shyt makes me
everytime you type it 
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@FAYLA
“who’s doin who this weekend? ”
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We goin have a happy hour orgy in the NYC area if you interested. Trying to schedule a date now.
WHAT? I do eat in secret from my kids. At least once a week. Last week it was some Sonic’s (we was greedy as all fugg there too..spent at LEAST $10 apiece…at the Sonic smdh) that me and my sister actually sat IN HER driveway and throughly enjoyed (stomped it…when you eating in secret you gotta eat it all. No evidence) b/c she ain’t get my 25 yo nephew or brother in law not ish neevah! Men and kids don’t need everything we inhale…ahh eat.
Iheart, I only like it when it appears on the white screen #visualeffectsinfulleffect
Fay, Snoopy already got spanked, and it’s only a matter of time before a fight, but Imma be at an Olunch….
Jmo
#notinaclique
@His,Someone hence-ed Dawn cause she fonted what is yolo or summin and you know dawn’s crazy arse took it and ran with it
So we made the thou shall not hence nobody 
Afternoon folks…what we talkin about?
who’s doin who this weekend?
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*puts on my 3-d glasses* Dis gon b’ good.
Kaylamomma
no of course it not ever okay to cheat
@ACE Waddup dude?
@MsKayla
But does it still happen?? 
Ace
<—Traci Braxtons back fat
Hey @Bad *accidentally drops a popcorn down your shirt, reaches in to grab it* How ya doing?
Why she marry son is he wasn’t shat in the sheets tho @MsKayla?!
@Bad not even if is paynus is the size of a mosquito?
*vigorously dumps ALL ur popcorn down my shirt*
im well bew…and u?
It was that way when she dated him,got proposed to then said YES,and walked down that aisle..tell her to sit her ass down @MsKayla!!!
forever with a limp dyck dude is a REALLY long time
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Kayla, cheaters never win
Sex Ain’t Better Than Love
I been outchea in these streets and I done learned that
Sex Ain’t Better Than Love
I dun seen it all done done it all so much better when you fall
Sex Ain’t Better Than Love
Girl you’ve been my teacher and I’ve learned that
Sex Ain’t Better Than Love
Sex Ain’t, Sex Ain’t…Sex Ain’t better than love
Why she marry son is he wasn’t shat in the sheets tho @MsKayla?!
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Cause dudes like him and @Man need love too.
Throws a box of Durex at Man…
Yall
@Phro Still happens, not sure why she married him. Young, I guess.
She doesn’t feel guilty about it at all because her husband is out of time all of the time.
@MKM, well mosquito u say?
candibfly says:
forever with a limp dyck dude is a REALLY long time
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@Bad not even if is paynus is the size of a mosquito?
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Helloooo….@Man is still here and yall should not be addressing things like that while he is present. Its gonna give him a complex.
At least wait til he LEAVES.
Jesus what is wrong with yall?
I have a friend whose husband is always out of town, and… well… he ain’t shyt in the bedroom.
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Have they had “that” conversation yet?
If she was my friend, I’d tell her to get it together
Life is toooooo short to be dealing with anyone that you’re not happy with…
Shoot, tell her to pray on it yo…
Sometimes people have got to step out on faith, and not on each other
Shytted on ’em, man I just shytted on ’em
Shytted on ’em, p-p-put yo’ number twos in the air if you did it on ’em
Shytted on ’em, man I just shytted on ’em
Shytted on ’em, p-p-put yo’ number twos in the air if you did it on ’em
That awkward moment when you walk over to someone to ask them a question and you can tell he/she just farted
@MsKayla I don’t like SLORES…..
If his lack of peen and absence are an issue she should leave playing with folks hearts is how folks get sliced up and buried in Yellowstone never to be found because it’s a national landmark and you can’t dig there… 
@phro
What’s good bruh..they keeping you inline in here… *slides you a note on possible location of the 57th flavor of Dr. Pepper*
@yall.. tell my wife i left my phone in the car…
incase she looking for me…
*looks around for lakers*
Tell her to get her husband some of those ExtendeZ shat that be on the telle-vision.
Ohhhh Kdub
@ACE
<—-Actually the Tony Montana Thnx Bruh!!
@Iheart
@Phro I assume she loves him but yet still gets her back blown out by ol’ boy.
@Candi
JMO says:
That awkward moment when you walk over to someone to ask them a question and you can tell he/she just farted
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well u shouldn’t have come to my desk unannounced
ACE
*makes note to self* Never fugg with phro agane
Bad Influence says:
@ Man need durex…if u dont cut a condom in half and tie a knot in it…then throw it at him..
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@IHeart
candibfly says:
JMO says:
That awkward moment when you walk over to someone to ask them a question and you can tell he/she just farted
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well u shouldn’t have come to my desk unannounced
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KDub says:
@Bad not even if is paynus is the size of a mosquito?
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Helloooo….@Man is still here and yall should not be addressing things like that while he is present. Its gonna give him a complex.
At least wait til he LEAVES.
Jesus what is wrong with yall?
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*church finger to excuse myself*
Ace, where you at? Why’d you leave your phone huh?
(imagined MZD questions)
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Just plead the 5th yo
I will comply with your request sir…
Ty says:
__________________
:obama:
Ty says:
:obama: is touching down in the A in less than 7min. Auntie find my president so I can go and two step with him
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Leeeetttsssss
Lets stay to-geth-heerrr
@Candi & Mskay
Durex… *shudder* the pain… the pain…
#shitmentrytogetsomepussy
and buried in Yellowstone never to be found because it’s a national landmark and you can’t dig there…
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MY plan was to always toss somebody out the cah whilst riding through the Everglades if I needed to ahh “get rid of em”… cause its just a ride down 95 for me…cut across the Everglades and do a u-turn almost back up twards St Petersburg…get BACK on 95 and be back in Raleigh in 26 hours. Not that my “Snapped” watchin azz done ever THOUGHT about it
Ty says:
:Obama: is touching down in the A in less than 7min. Auntie find my president so I can go and two step with him
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Don’t you send SR off yo 
(I can see it now!)
:stop:
We’ll be the O forreal
#onourown
@yall She does love him and knows he will never find out unless she tells him. I really don’t judge her because whatever makes her happy, makes me happy. Not sure if they’ve had that convo yet, but I doubt it. I just hate smiling in the husband’s face at gatherings knowing his wife is getting fvcked by our friend. I try to avoid him as much as possible.
@His..
What can i do to mend this relationship between us…I hate having to wear this vest all the damn time and it’s getting hot…now…
390 is for entertainment purposes only
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:obama:
*pops collar* I’ve met the President before
SCREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I just had to go off on Direct TV effn MORONS
@Creamy
Yeah she shouldn’t be disrepectful but in all honesty I don’t think she was she just said she’s going do whatever she wants and for real I don’t know the rapport they have with one another Whitney once said she will take Bobbi Kristina and Cissy would never see her again
Ace says:
Durex… *shudder* the pain… the pain…
#****mentrytogetsomepussy
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@Speak back mofo
<—Ace's car
@KDub Right!!
oops 397 was for Ace
I really don’t judge her because whatever makes her happy, makes me happy.
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Sounds like yall homeboy dack is making her happy.
Sangs Mary J. “Be Happy” at the top of my lungs…
All I really want is to be happppppppppee (I wanna be happy…)
(DIC-KLAIMER: Kdub doesn’t thank cheating is EVER okay…just advocates for good dack and happiness)
@Kdub, Witcho hawnee ass
@MsKayla If he’ll never find out does she really love him? her silence is just as harmful as her speaking it out loud it’s just more trifling this way. If he knows the dude then
@Phro Tell’em why you mad son!
Kayla, does she know that even “safe” sex isn’t safe anymore? #arubbercantstopherpes
I just don’t like mess, or knowing about it
A wise old lady used to tell me “When you stir in shatt, you start to stink” or something along those lines. Or maybe it was “when you step in shatt” IONO now lol
That’s why I only hang w/good credit folks
#ikidikid
Awww Man @ KDUB can you recap the cheating drama for me pls
Choco aka Hippie says:
SCREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I just had to go off on Direct TV effn MORONS
@Creamy
Yeah she shouldn’t be disrepectful but in all honesty I don’t think she was she just said she’s going do whatever she wants and for real I don’t know the rapport they have with one another Whitney once said she will take Bobbi Kristina and Cissy would never see her again
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I think cissy see things from a biblical point of view and whitey seen things from a worldly point of view, and those two things will always crash. not saying whitney dont know church cause i know she do, but her mom never transformed over to the world side, so it will always be some tension, but only time will tell if grandma sees futher that Kristina.
@MsKayla
@Yall I’d want no parts either,cause I aint lying…
*passes out from boredom*
What’chall tom’bout! HIS – I need a rundown. Your turn, shuga!
So :rollseyes:
@Yall
She’s been my friend FOREVA! Her mess doesn’t rub off on me because I don’t cheat.
@Phro Yes, the husband knows our friend. I’ve asked my friend (the guy) why he would mess with a married woman? Scandalous!
Cheating Recap
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@MKM got a homie who got a husband…but homegirl is fuggin their mutual homeboy. Old girl husband has a dack the size of a day old exposed Vienna sausage on the kitchen counter. The bish is just shriveled. He looks like Leslie Chow did when his azz hopped out that trunk on “Hangover” WHHHHHERZ DA BEEF? Look like “Bucky Larsen”…
I told them to stop cause @Man has one too and tries to make up with it with his Height Adjusters and his love of female on female p0rn scenarios so…maybe we should change the subject.
This recap was bought to yew by KDub on on this here day that the Lord has made the 16th day of March tew thousand and twelfth!
KDub says:
Cheating Recap
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@MKM got a homie who got a husband…but homegirl is fuggin their mutual homeboy. Old girl husband has a dack the size of a day old exposed Vienna sausage on the kitchen counter. The bish is just shriveled. He looks like Leslie Chow did when his azz hopped out that trunk on “Hangover” WHHHHHERZ DA BEEF? Look like “Bucky Larsen”…
I told them to stop cause @Man has one too and tries to make up with it with his Height Adjusters and his love of female on female p0rn scenarios so…maybe we should change the subject.
This recap was bought to yew by KDub on on this here day that the Lord has made the 16th day of March tew thousand and twelfth!
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Old girl husband has a dack the size of a day old exposed Vienna sausage on the kitchen counter.
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@Kdub Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!??!?!?
KDub says:
Cheating Recap
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@MKM got a homie who got a husband…but homegirl is fuggin their mutual homeboy. Old girl husband has a dack the size of a day old exposed Vienna sausage on the kitchen counter. The bish is just shriveled. He looks like Leslie Chow did when his azz hopped out that trunk on “Hangover” WHHHHHERZ DA BEEF? Look like “Bucky Larsen”…
I told them to stop cause @Man has one too and tries to make up with it with his Height Adjusters and his love of female on female p0rn scenarios so…maybe we should change the subject.
This recap was bought to yew by KDub on on this here day that the Lord has made the 16th day of March tew thousand and twelfth!
THANK YOU KDUB! 
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Not just a married woman,but a woman married to a man that he in fact knows.. @MsKayla this aint going to end well..TRUST!!
@Maven, that damn Kdub got it
@Jenie Me too,I can’t even enjoy the good weather.Everyone racing to Happy Hours,and I’m racing to the shower and to laydown with my remote
@ HIS – I see. She got it fast as hell too!
@Phro I feel ya
@MsKayla this aint going to end well..TRUST!!
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It started badly the day that man was born with a panky fanger sized dack. Its hard to find love with a lil dack. You cant give lil dack away. Its like that bag of nukka hair Chris Rock was tryna give away…WHOOO wants lil dack?
I know dudes who have sucessfully given BAD dack away but the lil dack ones? I can call at least two tonite and go and drank up a $150 tab b/c they are available like fugg
The ish makes me sad. Imma go do some work now.
Old girl husband has a dack the size of a day old exposed Vienna sausage on the kitchen counter. The bish is just shriveled. He looks like Leslie Chow did when his azz hopped out that trunk on “Hangover” WHHHHHERZ DA BEEF? Look like “Bucky Larsen”…
This recap was bought to yew by KDub on on this here day that the Lord has made the 16th day of March tew thousand and twelfth!
You is one BAD BISH 
the last party day that the Lord has made
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@Creamy
Yes we will see how it plays out but in real talk Cissy aint so damn squeaky clean herself!
KDub says:
The ish makes me sad. Imma go do some work now.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
@KDUB
Terrible!
@Yall
I have my phone now..so no need to loosin those lips….
WOLF PUZZY
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CANT STAND A SHORT DYCK MAN
NO NO NO DON'T WANT NO SHORT DYCK MAN
LEGS SPEARD SO FAR APART AND YOU STILL CAN'T FEEL IT INSIDE OF YOU
KDub says:
@MsKayla this aint going to end well..TRUST!!
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It started badly the day that man was born with a panky fanger sized dack. Its hard to find love with a lil dack. You cant give lil dack away. Its like that bag of nukka hair Chris Rock was tryna give away…WHOOO wants lil dack?
I know dudes who have sucessfully given BAD dack away but the lil dack ones? I can call at least two tonite and go and drank up a $150 tab b/c they are available like fugg
The ish makes me sad. Imma go do some work now.
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@Iheart
“Don’t Want no short dyck Man
What in the world is that fcking thing
Do you some fcking Tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest Dyck I have ever seen…In my whole life
Get the Fcuk outta here
Innie Wennie tinny wenny shriveled little short dyck man
Dont want no short dyck man
Innie Wennie tinny wennie shriveled little short dyck man
Uhhh uhuhuhuh uhhh
Isnt that cute an extra belly button
You need to put you pants back on honey
Dont want no short dyck man
Innie Wennie tinny wennie shriveld little short dyck man
Do you need some little tweezers to put tht thing away
That has got to be the smallest dyck i have ever seen…in my whole life
Get the Fck outta here
dont want no short dyck man”
It started badly the day that man was born with a panky fanger sized dack. Its hard to find love with a lil dack. You cant give lil dack away. Its like that bag of nukka hair Chris Rock was tryna give away…WHOOO wants lil dack?
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What his short peen got to do with anything,she married him knowing that…that’s bogus man…
If I had a short peen,and I couldn’t please you tell me that you need that so WE can fix that with other methods or I can let you be..Cheating is just as wack as her rationale..
French KI$$E$ says:
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CANT STAND A SHORT DYCK MAN
NO NO NO DON'T WANT NO SHORT DYCK MAN
LEGS SPEARD SO FAR APART AND YOU STILL CAN'T FEEL IT INSIDE OF YOU
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A friend of mine decided to give it up to this guy she's talking to (yt dude, not that it matters though
) and she said it kept slipping out … lawd!!! I don't even know what I would do 
“Innie Wennie tinny wennie shriveld little short dyck man”
@choco
hey ma what’s good for the wknd??
Phro
Choco
@phro DITTO
Heeey Kayla! I haven’t fonted you IN A GRIP!
@CHOCO
Choco
My cousin called me and told she got a job at UPS and was geeked as fukk until the supervisor said make sure u come dressed as a STUD because if u come in here looking cute with yo hair all done up u asking for trouble
I for some reason can not stop laughing at this foolery
@JMO @French In short…that’s a “tool use for tending to the garden” :coffee:<——Mystery 57th flavor of Dr.Pepper #SHoutout to ACE!
@Phro Are you married?
@Tatted *looks around for Change* Hey! How ya doing? :hugs:
Hey @Choco
Vanguard
@Tatted i just thought about you has a rubbed my full belly!
i’m thinking about making tacos this wknd! you & chance are more than welcomed to come over
@French
I have met some interesting good looking black men/brothers on there and I like that they are older but still have that sex appeal thingy going for them…. Im still seeing my friend but I consider myself single so a dinner date or a walk around the harbor is great in my book!
Girl ION know yet I’ve been playing around on Match.com got a couple things plan but ya know how plans go
CD FENTY says:
My cousin called me and told she got a job at UPS and was geeked as fukk until the supervisor said make sure u come dressed as a STUD because if u come in here looking cute with yo hair all done up u asking for trouble
I for some reason can not stop laughing at this foolery
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I for some reason can not stop laughing at this foolery
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At least he was honest – dayum that can be scary tho also!
@CD I’ve never, eva seen a womanly UPS driver. We’ve been using UPS for years and the women do look like have to dress down when they go to work.
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
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U already know Be
ce be snatching shat !
@Fenty
its true…my homegrl works for Fedex…its the same
@MsKayla No,but I believe when two people committ to each other then that’s it REGARDLESS of pre-determined “short comings”…Chicks always complain about good dudes,and it burns me up that she is complaining about him havint to go our and travel making money to sustain their livelihoods…She could be complaining that he burnt her,cheated on her,or abuses her..Simple bishes tick me off… :rollseyes:
She could be complaining that he burnt her,cheated on her,or abuses her..Simple bishes tick me off…
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Wooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeee
@CD
What is that burly, muscle bound dude about to do with that sweet innocent puppy (whilist in the bathroom, no less) in your gravi?
@creamy i can hear that
jacked from wiki –
” its production was handled by Taylor and Knowles. A throw-back to 1980s music, the uptempo R&B song exhibits style similar to that of Stevie Wonder, Whitney Houston and The Jackson 5, among others. While incorporating four key changes, Knowles adopts a high range when repeating the song’s chorus towards the end of the song. ”
They could atleast have mentioned Luther!
Yall wanna move to another post
<——Good man,without that shortcoming
@Choco My bad son,that shyt struck a nerve
If I had a short peen,and I couldn’t please you tell me that you need that so WE can fix that with other methods
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Dearest Phro:
Gawd knows I
the mess outta yew. But bro…there IS no fixing not nathan when you look like you had a circumcisional laser accident. How we gonna fix that? :stop: don’t answer that.
Yes I can love a dude despite his born defect. Yes we can prolly be happy. But @CandiB just said it…fo’ever ill a long time with dude with a shortie.
Maybe she was up at the altar like 3-Stacks and was like “foreva eva eva?”
Your sister in Christ on this day the Lord has giveth:
Kdub
So I was talking to some friends about “spicing up the bedroom” and this one chick said she uses anal beads on her dude. Ummm, is that what people are doing??
That was the first time we met dude, (he was in the room with all the other guys) but as soon as she said that, we all looked at him side ways
. Maybe I missed something 
SON SON its all good cuz that chit struck my funny bone
@Phro I understand! :hugs:
Phrozen1der says:
@Choco My bad son,that shyt struck a nerve
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We see … care to elaborate??
circumcisional laser accident. How we gonna fix that? don’t answer that.
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@JMO
Fuk that any man put chit in his azz is bi or gay and she is stupid and sick
@MP
Ion no about the booty love on a dude sound kinda suspect but that’s just me
@Choco … Thats what crossed my mind!! I’m like “so, thats what anal beads are for??? Using them on a GUY?”
@Pryn
<—- That's Ray J and his yorkie
Prove it
@JMO that’s disgusting. But that’s funny because Mister went to Starship today and text me pictures of some chit he bought me for tonight.
@JMO i know someone who loves to toss a man’s salad she gets life off of that
i was look at her crazy
I always look…*
@ Frenchie – Awwww! thank you. I’mma only eat like 2 or so!
@ Kayla – You are stoopid. You CAN SPEAK TO ME GIRL!
I woulda been clowing anal bead dude so gatdayum hard. Woulda made a quick trip to the Dolla Tree and got some of those Mardi Gras beads (or hail they got em for EVERY sangle holiday…some up there now for St. Patricks Day) and passed em out to everybody at the party and ish
Question..
is the Whip a heat protectant or should i buy additional?
anyone….
@Ms.K …
@French … How can you take a guy serious if HE ENJOYS chit like that?
“Put a mutherphuckin candle on my back, baby, blow it”
French says:
@JMO i know someone who loves to toss a man’s salad she gets life off of that
i was look at her crazy
I aint licking the inside of nobody cheeks. Walking around with dookey residue on your tongue and chit but he can do me doe 
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Kdubb …
If was his first time meeting everyone so he was extremely quiet and antisocial. Talk about a first impression 
@KDUb @Choco
@MsKayla :hugs:
@JMO Nah,I’ma chill “whoo-sah”
@CD
@KDUb For shyts and giggles fix it meaning,he spends more time pleasuring her other ways..buy toys,or bring in someone if need be.But all activities that they would as a COUPLE agree upon…
French says:
@JMO i know someone who loves to toss a man’s salad she gets life off of that
i was look at her crazy
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That hoe prolly KEEP pank eye. Nasty slore
@JMO i know i couldn’t but we all got our own vices ya know
it turns her on she loves the control it gives her
CD
French … true
Why she gotta be nasty tho??
@KDub she’s doing everything for her man before someone else does….
KDUb For shyts and giggles fix it meaning,he spends more time pleasuring her other ways..buy toys,or bring in someone if need be.
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Didn’t EYE tell you don’t answer that ish
@CD
so…..nobody? @486
ya’ll nasty as hail
@Phro
She should get kicked in the face like the woman did by that cow giving birth – has anyone seen that video.
She is sick fuk I look like puttn beads in butt and hearing you ooooh and ahhhh
she’s a extra extra freak
i’m good with just giving a dude :blow:
@JMO
ANY man that sticks(or allows someone else to stick) ANYTHING On\In\Around his ass, before the age of 40 and by anyone other then a licensed physician …is consider suspect….
What do they do with the beads after they take them out? (rhetorical)
Is he bent over or laying on his back when they are removed? (rhetorical)
Has your friend ever been kicked in the face before? (not rhetorical)
@CHOCO
iHOLLERED! Nah,I’ma find that joint tho…Some couples get all the way down,more power to them.
@HIS the Whip Circle aint in here
*looks around*
i dont think
That hoe prolly KEEP pank eye. Nasty slore
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I just don’t know what to say about any of it…
@Ace
@His … I just got my whip today so I don’t know
@Frenchie
damnit i gotta wait til monday huh? 
@APHRO
Look at it yo that chit is sad and fuggin hilarious at the same time –
IM a FREAK and I please my man and keep him feeling warm inside but I don’t want a man that wants me playing with his butt! He can pee on me tho
French KI$$E$ says:
i’m good with just giving a dude :blow:
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And there you have it folks.
@JMO, thank u for sharing
He can pee on me tho
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No ma’am Diva. No Ray J for me
I just don’t know what to say about any of it…
cuz you like having your salad tossed I don’t find that gross as much as anal bead for some reason DJM
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Lies mufugga
Choco aka Hippie says:
@APHRO
Look at it yo that chit is sad and fuggin hilarious at the same time –
IM a FREAK and I please my man and keep him feeling warm inside but I don’t want a man that wants me playing with his butt! He can pee on me tho
*the sound of a record screeches to a halt*
:stop:
Choco… you take showers of the golden persuasion?
How does a convo like that even start…
BAD IDEA:
Suspect Dude: “Aye baby I got these beads,you wanna put them in for me and then pull them out?”
Chick: “Yeah,no problem I’ve always wanted to do that”
GOOD IDEA:
Chick: “Hey baby,I got these beads from this pleasure party let me try them on you”
Real Brotha: “Woman,you done lost your rabbit ass mind the only thing going near my rectum is baby wipes so I don’t keep messing up my good drawz”
KDub says:
Cheating Recap
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@MKM got a homie who got a husband…but homegirl is fuggin their mutual homeboy. Old girl husband has a dack the size of a day old exposed Vienna sausage on the kitchen counter. The bish is just shriveled. He looks like Leslie Chow did when his azz hopped out that trunk on “Hangover” WHHHHHERZ DA BEEF? Look like “Bucky Larsen”…
I told them to stop cause @Man has one too and tries to make up with it with his Height Adjusters and his love of female on female p0rn scenarios so…maybe we should change the subject.
This recap was bought to yew by KDub on on this here day that the Lord has made the 16th day of March tew thousand and twelfth!
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Ace says:
@JMO
ANY man that sticks(or allows someone else to stick) ANYTHING On\In\Around his ass, before the age of 40 and by anyone other then a licensed physician …is consider suspect….
What do they do with the beads after they take them out? (rhetorical)
Is he bent over or laying on his back when they are removed? (rhetorical)
Has your friend ever been kicked in the face before? (not rhetorical)
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She and I aren’t friends however I was talking to everyone else (she and I don’t really get along but we’re cordial since we have the same friends) and she just butt in the conversation. It just threw us all for a loop and we looked at her guy at the same time with a WTF look
She has been in many fights with women though because she messes with guys that aren’t single
Bad Influence says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
@APHRO
Look at it yo that chit is sad and fuggin hilarious at the same time –
IM a FREAK and I please my man and keep him feeling warm inside but I don’t want a man that wants me playing with his butt! He can pee on me tho
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Damn I leave and come back to this shat
Phrozen1der says:
How does a convo like that even start…
BAD IDEA:
Suspect Dude: “Aye baby I got these beads,you wanna put them in for me and then pull them out?”
Chick: “Yeah,no problem I’ve always wanted to do that”
GOOD IDEA:
Chick: “Hey baby,I got these beads from this pleasure party let me try them on you”
Real Brotha: “Woman,you done lost your rabbit ass mind the only thing going near my rectum is baby wipes so I don’t keep messing up my good drawz”
CTFU
@Choco
Nah why u go and talk about the Urine Chronicles again.
@CHOCO DOUBLE
Do you get in the tub to have that done,or is this done straight on the sheets on some Korean type shyt?…
Phrozen1der says:
How does a convo like that even start…
BAD IDEA:
Suspect Dude: “Aye baby I got these beads,you wanna put them in for me and then pull them out?”
Chick: “Yeah,no problem I’ve always wanted to do that”
GOOD IDEA:
Chick: “Hey baby,I got these beads from this pleasure party let me try them on you”
Real Brotha: “Woman,you done lost your rabbit ass mind the only thing going near my rectum is baby wipes so I don’t keep messing up my good drawz”
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So you HAVE messed them up a few times eh?
@HIS
She and I aren’t friends
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@JMO Nah son,I’m too old for that..#TeamBabyWipes
Phrozen1der says:
How does a convo like that even start…
BAD IDEA:
Suspect Dude: “Aye baby I got these beads,you wanna put them in for me and then pull them out?”
Chick: “Yeah,no problem I’ve always wanted to do that”
GOOD IDEA:
Chick: “Hey baby,I got these beads from this pleasure party let me try them on you”
Real Brotha: “Woman,you done lost your rabbit ass mind the only thing going near my rectum is baby wipes so I don’t keep messing up my good drawz”
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until I 
You stupid….
I
I have been told that some men like thier bottoms to be licked…
Me can’t lick a hairy azz… I have seen in porn movies.. 
I’ve HEARD that in some porno movies women actually lick men’s a-holes when they give head! Do real men like that?
@Kay
Fug a RAY J my ex hubby did that no one else ever has…
JMO says:
“It just threw us all for a loop and we looked at her guy at the same time with a WTF look
She has been in many fights with women though because she messes with guys that aren’t single ”
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That WTF look was not because of ol dude playin with shyt beads…….the WTF look was for the fact that those women knew for a fact that she has gotten to there men too…and aint no telling what freaky shit (they dont allow) that they have went to your “friend” to get done….
#whatyouwontdothenextonewill
French KI$$E$ says:
She and I aren’t friends
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TeamBabywipes <——————————–
Hemroids huh!
@Jenie
@WUT I don’t want you near that area,or I’ma feel like you being funny
@JMO
@ #529
I was just about to drink some water from my cup and read that shyt and bust out laughing sending water up my nose… azz warn a person before you font such shyt!
oh word?
@Ace
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Phrozen1der says:
How does a convo like that even start…
BAD IDEA:
Suspect Dude: “Aye baby I got these beads,you wanna put them in for me and then pull them out?”
Chick: “Yeah,no problem I’ve always wanted to do that”
GOOD IDEA:
Chick: “Hey baby,I got these beads from this pleasure party let me try them on you”
Real Brotha: “Woman,you done lost your rabbit ass mind the only thing going near my rectum is baby wipes so I don’t keep messing up my good drawz”
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until I 
You stupid….
I
I have been told that some men like thier bottoms to be licked…
Me can’t lick a hairy azz… I have seen in porn movies.. 
I’ve HEARD that in some porno movies women actually lick men’s a-holes when they give head! Do real men like that?
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You want the truth or a lie?
Nah why u go and talk about the Urine Chronicles again
Cuz Ise Freak Nigra 
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@ Phro
That mofo peed on my back and I liked it
@Ace …
One of the girls Im cool with is her sister (i know, crazy) and the other girls she grew up with. I dont think she has messed with their dudes.
Phrozen1der says:
@WUT I don’t want you near that area,or I’ma feel like you being funny
I know someone who said there man Loves it! 
Now that I think about it she also said he HAS to have anal sex with her almost everytime too… hmmmmmmm
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Will I AM said that he doesent fukk with women who do not carry baby wipes on them because it means they just use tissue and tissues sticks in your booty.
His example was: Drop some chocolate on the floor and try and get it up with tissue and you will notice there is still chocolate in the cracks
Even doe Will looks like he smells like perch and Cool water cologne
@Jenie
Nah
@CHOCO How did that convo go??
Ex Husband: “Hey baby (Choco) I gotta pee come over here and get this hot yellow load”..
Choco: (Hesitantly) *Closing eyes and turning head away* Ok….
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
@JMO
@ #529
I was just about to drink some water from my cup and read that shyt and bust out laughing sending water up my nose… azz warn a person before you font such shyt!
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I do that from comments on here more than I care to mention
Choco aka Hippie says:
Nah why u go and talk about the Urine Chronicles again
Cuz Ise Freak Nigra 
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@ Phro
That mofo peed on my back and I liked it
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What in a Fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggg !! Damn pissing of folks is cool now
But didnt ya’ll say pee pee good for the skin and ish 
@ Ace Please enlighten me
@CD, i saw/read that shyt
u gotta respect that niggas gangsta…and the gumby cut he was rocking when he said..
@CHOCO
@WUT Uh oh….
@CD That shyt true….it’s a moist area why you putting dry paper down there to clean it up?!
CD
@Phro
*Bury me in all black errthang with a small box of baby wipes to wipe myself on the other side*
Choco… you take showers of the golden persuasion?
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Not often and it was years ago with ex hubby we did everything to one another
Phrozen1der says:
@CD That shyt true….it’s a moist area why you putting dry paper down there to clean it up?!
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@CD
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Nah why u go and talk about the Urine Chronicles again
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Cuz Ise Freak Nigra
@ Phro
That mofo peed on my back and I liked it
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What in a Fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggg !! Damn pissing of folks is cool now But didnt ya’ll say pee pee good for the skin and ish
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They are featuring a person who drink thier own pee and wash in it too because they are obsessed with it on Discovery Health.. Umm gross
@Jenie LOL!
CD FENTY says:
Will I AM said that he doesent fukk with women who do not carry baby wipes on them because it means they just use tissue and tissues sticks in your booty.
His example was: Drop some chocolate on the floor and try and get it up with tissue and you will notice there is still chocolate in the cracks
Even doe Will looks like he smells like perch and Cool water cologne
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This shat ^^^
@jenie
No one said pissing on folks was kool maybe you should skip my comments cuz I aint one for splaining myself!
I just bit my damn lip messing with ya’ll azzes
Choco aka Hippie says:
Choco… you take showers of the golden persuasion?
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Not often and it was years ago with ex hubby we did everything to one another
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That’s whats up…But I, like Phro, would like to know how that transpired…was it a bad spin on the sex wheel… or was this a planned event?
Choco aka Hippie says:
@jenie
No one said pissing on folks was kool maybe you should skip my comments cuz I aint one for splaining myself!
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@WUT That’s a nasty bish…
Ace says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Choco… you take showers of the golden persuasion?
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Not often and it was years ago with ex hubby we did everything to one another
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That’s whats up…But I, like Phro, would like to know how that transpired…was it a bad spin on the sex wheel… or was this a planned event?
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ACE you bout to get me fukkin fired!
Lets :stop: with the mellow yellow jokes ok. Last time Choco called us all some juevinile deliquent little babies who need to grow up. Lets not take it there today ok peeps
Mellow yellow
Phrozen1der says:
@WUT That’s a nasty bish…
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I mean who da hell wants to walk around smelling like Peemonia! She is scrazy (scary+crazy)
CD FENTY says:
Lets :stop: with the mellow yellow jokes ok. Last time Choco called us all some juevinile deliquent little babies who need to grow up. Lets not take it there today ok peeps
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Choco broke me in here at SR so she knows not to take my font serious…and everything is purely inquisitive…
that’s right we all got our own weird vices
i vote we move to the riri posttttttttttttt cause this mug is slo
Peemonia
It ain’t even hot yet & I just got a text from a friend riding in back of a motorcycler and his hoe…
I wanna know how the convo goes down for the
‘s that ride on the back of the motorcycles with only a thong on….
French I wit ya
@CD
Its all good Ace prolly wanna do that damn thing himself – and who the fuk plans FREAKCHIT CHIT HAPPENS
NOW CD is right – no more question about pee pee on me
HENCE, Choco ain’t taking no pee questions yo!
#theygonelearntoday
@WUT
She swears its curing her cancer tho and the drs said there is nothing medical proving it!
See now all I can think about now is Dave Chapell when he did the skit on R Kelly peeing on that girl and singing about it
Mellow Yellow
You a damn fool
yallcrazy says:
HENCE, Choco ain’t taking no pee questions yo!
#theygonelearntoday
Choco aka Hippie says:
Nah why u go and talk about the Urine Chronicles again
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Cuz Ise Freak Nigra
@ Phro
Yall had me looking up how good pee works on the skin yesterday. Choco did your skin feel any different 
That mofo peed on my back and I liked it
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@WUT
She swears its curing her cancer tho and the drs said there is nothing medical proving it!
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I just saw the excerpt of it. I haven’t see the whole thing yet. I would definately have to way the pros and cons between cancer and pee if i had to choose cuz I couldn’t walk around drenched in pee pee!
#theygonelearntoday
Chit me and my exhubby were straight freaks for one another if we could eat and digest eachother we would 
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They trying to thats what all the questions are for
Does Sandra really take the afternoons off on Fridays
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
See now all I can think about now is Dave Chapell when he did the skit on R Kelly peeing on that girl and singing about it
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I am thinking bout the stinch in the room after the festivities
*rubs eyes*
WTF?! Is that muhfukkin Phro?!! IS that my muthafukkin, man PHROZEN1DER?!!!
IS that YEWWWWW, nugga?! *daps you up all hard*
Where the fukk you been, yo? These streets been cold without you, dawg! Got Dr. Pepper drought conditions round here!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
See now all I can think about now is Dave Chapell when he did the skit on R Kelly peeing on that girl and singing about it
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I am thinking bout the stinch in the room after the festivities
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And the argument that would follow “Hell naw you clean it up!”
@WUT
Yeah but the drs haven’t said its working or not she says it is…
@Ty
No lie I like it cuz it was so warm on my skin but I mean that’s about it and the fact you doing some freak chit helps
I always heard that newborn pee pee
was what you should wipe your face with to clear up skin or something 
Ty, Auntie is Elvis in this bish yo….. #shehasleftthebuilding
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CD
Its all good Ace prolly wanna do that damn thing himself – and who the fuk plans FREAKCHIT CHIT HAPPENS
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You goddaam right….! let a chick accidentally say some chit like “you could even pee…” and i would whip out so fast and hit her with the hose just so she couldn’t have time to change her mind….
Ace says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CD
Its all good Ace prolly wanna do that damn thing himself – and who the fuk plans FREAKCHIT CHIT HAPPENS
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You goddaam right….! let a chick accidentally say some chit like “you could even pee…” and i would whip out so fast and hit her with the hose just so she couldn’t have time to change her mind….
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But would you call her the next day is my question….
Ummm can we go downstairs to my baby’s post. PLEASE AND THANKS
Sassy
hey bew
yallcrazy says:
I always heard that newborn pee pee
was what you should wipe your face with to clear up skin or something 
Ty, Auntie is Elvis in this bish yo….. #shehasleftthebuilding
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Heard that too
but Ashiddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Somefolks thinking way to hard! Don’t hurt yourself nah!
Oh, yall mugfluckers clownin in here!
the willow post has low activity if yall wanna move the party
Hey His!
Ace says:
You goddaam right….! let a chick accidentally say some chit like “you could even pee…” and i would whip out so fast and hit her with the hose just so she couldn’t have time to change her mind….
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Real dedicated women ain’t got not problem with a lil piss on ’em.
Choco goes POSTAL in 5,4,3……..
jeniefrumdabloc says:
yallcrazy says:
I always heard that newborn pee pee was what you should wipe your face with to clear up skin or something
Ty, Auntie is Elvis in this bish yo….. #shehasleftthebuilding
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Heard that too but Ashiddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Girl I have heard that and seen my own neighbor take off her daughters diaper and rub in the baby’s face saying when she grows up shell never have to worry about acne… I was thinking “That and having friends!”
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Real dedicated women ain’t got not problem with a lil piss on ‘em.
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Hell let me on u then first
Somefolks thinking way to hard! Don’t hurt yourself nah!
LOL @ Ace
I know you would and he would call her the next day!
@WUT
“Girl I have heard that and seen my own neighbor take off her daughters diaper and rub in the baby’s face saying when she grows up shell never have to worry about acne… I was thinking “That and having friends!”
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… See, I would had my house up for sale if I saw my neighbor do some chit like that! THAT BYTCH CRAY!
I wonder if they rubbed it in my face when I was a baby
I’ve never heard to do that before though….. Hrrrmmmm
@ Choc…do u girl
@ Yall…I see. I bet she is sitting in the food court at Lenox lurking
@ Sandra…we need a Bey post to close out the day and where is Obama I know u know
@JENIE
“Real dedicated women ain’t got not problem with a lil piss on ‘em.
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Hell let me on u then first ”
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Bytch is you crazy??
Besides, it’s a sign of DEDICATION in WOMEN, but WEAKNESS in MEN.
**whispers at Jenie**
…I’ll let you go first if you let me go afterwards….
Ty, Auntie says that she eats her Friday dinners at the strip club
:makesitrain:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“Girl I have heard that and seen my own neighbor take off her daughters diaper and rub in the baby’s face saying when she grows up shell never have to worry about acne… I was thinking “That and having friends!”
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… See, I would had my house up for sale if I saw my neighbor do some chit like that! THAT BYTCH CRAY!
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I didn’t move but I never let her strange azz watch nann one of mine!!
pee got proteins in it
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**whispers at Jenie**
…I’ll let you go first if you let me go afterwards….
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Dont do it Jenie he drinks soda all day… Im just saying super strong piss could have an adverse affect on your health!!!
**let’s head to the post below this one…**
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
pee got proteins in it
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<<<<Whey protien shake non urine flavor
Prolly do but I don’t want a taste test to prove the theory!
According to tmz Emily’s “man” made it really rain on dem hoes
Oh and lil Kevin Hart made it drizzle alittle
Maybe his checking acct wasn’t hooked up to his savings yet
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Damn Sandra!
Slow down on the posting today! You must be finna only post like one new story a day next week or something. That’s always what happens after you post like 10 new stories in 2 hours.
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I’m damned if I do and damned if I don’t
I loved me some MJ but is it me or does Tamar Braxton look like MJ in a long wig?