Photos from the set of Django Unchained

Sandra Rose April 27, 2012

In the new Quentin Tarantino film Django Unchained, actor/comedian Jamie Foxx stars as a slave-turned-bounty hunter who sets out to rescue his wife (Kerry Washington) from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner (Leonardo DiCaprio). Foxx won an Oscar for his honest portrayal of legend Ray Charles. But can we visualize Foxx as a slave-turned-bounty hunter? Kunta Kinte he isn’t.

And what would a Tarantino-directed slave movie be without a horrific rape scene like this one? There will be plenty of slave stereotypes for moviegoers to digest (a character is named “House Nigger”). Not only is Kerry raped (twice), but she is also stripped naked and horse whipped by her white slave owner. (Let the protests begin.)

I’ve never enjoyed watching a Tarantino film. His movies always ramble on incoherently and make no sense.

Django Unchained also stars Christopher Waltz as Jamie’s mentor; Samuel L Jackson, rapper RZA (Wu Tang Clan), Kurt Russell and Don Johnson (Miami Vice). The film is set for a Christmas 2012 release.

Photos: Getty Images, The Weinstein Company

LaceJagger

I am not a Tarantino fan either.. However let’s face it black women and men were subjected to brutal rapes, beatings, floggings, and murders during and after slavery. Tarentino may be a weirdo, but he is accurate in portraying what our ancestors endured…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

Ummm wow, this film sounds “interesting” to say the least…

I have always appreciated Quentin Taratino’s artistic build-ups….all his films have a shyt load of dialogue but it pays off in the end because he always has insane climaxes…
NaijaGal

I enjoyed Kill Bill I

@FeFe you better weeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk

girl look at that body
you’re sexy and you know it
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

:hugs: @Naija

What can I say…YOU inspired me…
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

:stop: Terantino films are pretty good to me , this should be interesting
Hershey

A lot of movies have rape and murders in them and heavy use of the N-word, and they have nothing to do with slavery, so…. I like Jamie Foxx and Kerry Washington so I’ll probably go see it just to support them and the story line isn’t the typical slave runs away from massa, slave gets beat by massa, slave plots with three tough slaves and one scary slave and eventually the scary slave is massa’s killer
69

It’s Friday, and we in this bish like Ray Ray in Kim K’s Sahara Pussy.

Y’all have a good day.
Bootcampgirl

FeFe, girl you killin’ em (both you and Naija are hurting me with these fabo abs)
On Topic-I like Quentin Tarantino. Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs were both great. RZA getting his acting on and love me some Don Johnson…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

:hugs: @Boot

Thanks chica! I thought I’d take it all off for Freaky Friday!
Bootcampgirl

69
Hershey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@jenie, 69, Hershey
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

Good Morning Family!!
T.G.I.F
Getting this hair finally did today!!
Mr.BluPhi

Kerry is sexy
Mamacita

Morning

I love QT movies! Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2

I’ll probably check this movie out.
Bootcampgirl

Tainted/Mamacita
Flawless

Good Morning Ladies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Tainted, Mamacita, Blu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Flawless
howmanylicks_07likesthedvilwhitemeat

I never watched any of his movies after I watched resouior (sp) and they were using n word all up in that movie.

However this movie sounds intresting so I will watch
MZ_CARAM3L74

GOOD MERN everyone,T.G.I.F!!!
free

i know he better not play with it. if he’s going to do it, he better do it RIGHT! this is really nothing to be playing with and i always find humor in his films.
Bibi

Mornins yall

@Fefe Nice pic you tryin to bring all them boys to the yard eh??
Bootcampgirl

Flawless/Mz
Question: My cousin is getting married next month on the 11th and I have no idea what to give them as a gift. Keep in mind, this is not a cousin I speak to on the reg, so I am not spending a fortune on a gift. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated…
CD FENTY

Goodmoring Errrbody

Spent the better part of my night and this morning teaching my 3 year old that instead of saying cookie for girls, we call it vagina and instead of wee-wee for boys its penis. So to sum it up at school this morning he said mommy so girls have ginas and boys have peanuts ok. waved kissed me on my cheek and went on his merry way. Needless to say he will have a note on his back for pointing at all the girls and telling them they have “ginas”.

Sorry for the novel but I’m sleepy dealing with that lil boy

Fe and Naija Lesibhonest yall looking good
Bootcampgirl

Bibi
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

yep imma be skippin THIS one. although quinton has made some really good movies in the past, he LOVES to use the n-bomb to no end. sad really

GM SR & FAM

btw watched Scandal last night with Kerry &
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Bibi

shhhhh….don’t tell nobody!

@Caram3L, free

@Boot

Is your cousin registered at any of the department stores? If I were you I’d get the cheapest item on the list…or if not you can NEVER go wrong with some nice glasses from Target…
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

oh. is that FEFE flossin Hip Hop Abs in her gravi??

so we postin ab pics now?? k
Bootcampgirl

CD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

:hugs: @CD, Fayla

@ “Lesbihonest”
Bibi

@Bootcamp

They’re not registered??

Money in a card?
Crystal?
China?
A nice steamer?
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

It would be shocking if Samuel Jackson played the militant angry black man in this movie! Has he ever tried his hand at a role like that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Fayla

it’s all Naija’s fault…
Bootcampgirl

@FeFe-that’s a good idea I will have to ask. Glasses as in wine glasses?
@Fayla-they trying to show off aint they
ShoYaRight

Morn’ting and TGIF!!! Sounds like it could be interesting. I did enjoy Kill Bill 1& 2.
lady_cn

Ok.

Mornin’ all!
Bootcampgirl

FeFe-Am I supposed to be asking if they are registered or was it supposed to be in the invite?
Bibi

@fayla
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

For me, the “N” word is a very ignorant word that makes me cringe every single time I’m around “others” and one of US uses it as if they just said, “Hi”… little embarrasses me more.

Oddly, I can remember being 10 years old thinking that was the ugliest of words and I have NEVER used it.

Artistically (if that could ever make sense) I don’t have a problem with the use of the word. In film, if you’re telling a story about racism/slavery, to omit the reality of the fact that the word existed is a bit absurd.

If T.I. can use it in every other sentence and every other bar – certainly it has a place in a story about slavery. I’m no Tarrintino fan either, but I have watched TWO of his films that actually made sense to me… here’s to hoping that this is one of those times where the dots “connect”.

Besides, I’d rather watch a period piece about slavery than, “Madea’s Witness Protection” any day… (no shade to Tyler Mae Perry).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Boot

wine glasses, martini glasses, cognac glasses…something decent for under $20…

They should have included their registry information in the invitation…
CD FENTY

Fe & Bootcamp
KDub

And what would a Tarantino-directed slave movie be without a horrific rape scene like this one? There will be plenty of slave stereotypes for moviegoers to digest (a character is named “House Nigger”). Not only is Kerry raped (twice), but she is also stripped naked and horse whipped by her white slave owner. (Let the protests begin.)
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Slave movies been coming out since “Gone With The Wind”…(the 30’s)

GRAPHIC slave movies been coming out since “Mandingo”…(the 70’s)

Protests have already happened.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Fefe smacks that belly ——>
The Makeup Maven

Good morning FayFay, Fe, Naija, 69, Boot, Jenie, CD, Hershey, Flawless, Mamcita, MAN, Blu, Bibi, Free, Howmany, MzCaraM & Lace – SHIIIID, HOPE I COVERED EVERYONE

@ Fe – Okay mama! I ain’t mad!

@ EVERYONE – I’m in song mode TUUUU’DAY! Forgive me in advance!
lovezoe

Fe
Flawless
Man
Tainted
Free
Fay
Blu
Mamacita
Hershey
lovezoe

Tatted :hugs:
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Tatted
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

ITS FRIIIIIIIIDAY!!! LE GO!! GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SR FAM
The Makeup Maven

KDUB, ShoYaRight, Carrington & Ladycn
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

CAAAAAAAAAARRINGTON SUP SIR.. YOU PLAYING TODAY
The Makeup Maven

SIS & ZoeZoe
NaijaGal

Tainted where you been guhl

FAYLA come back here and play

CD *me and you shall never part*

Bibi, Mamacita (body rolls just for you), Blu, Hershey kisses,
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Laker, CD, Fe, Hershey,Kdubb at everyone
http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

Yeah… I think I’ll pass on seeing this one… Happy Friday guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Tatted

this is me post HCG!

@lovezoe, Lakes
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

@ The Laker Chick & Makeup Maven….

Muuuaaaah! Yes, I’m in! It’s Friday, I ain’t doin’ $hit EXCEPT playin’ on this good day.

Hi y’all durn?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

JENIE
SIS :2dance: WHY WE SOO LOCAS??
Bootcampgirl

Well, I think I already know what type of wedding this is going to be no registry the first.
FeFe/Bibi-thanks ladies, I think the wine glasses is a great idea…
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Fayla
Hershey

@ Boot, I always buy the same thing for people/relatives that I’m “cordial” but not close to. Pier 1 Imports has a wineglass set, four stemmed glasses for around $18, and they gift wrap the box, makes it look as if you spent $50
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

FAYLAAAAAAAAAAA!! SCANDAL WAS THE SH1TNITZ LAST NIGHT!! AND IT COMES AFTER MY FAV SHOW TOO!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Boot

I think I know what type of wedding it will be too…
NaijaGal

@Fayla don’t believe FeFe you know she’s always be a fassss girl *adjusts angel wings*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@FEFE OH SH!T WE ESSTRA SESSY TODAY **WHISPERS** I LUV PINK!!
NaijaGal

LAKES you got the shots ready???
Bibi

Najia
Maven
Laker
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

:hugs: to all the ladies and hoes on the blog!
to the klit for “Freaky Friday!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Naija

I guess I am a lil fass……
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CARRINGTON IM MUY BUENO ITS FRIDAY SO LET THE FIESTA ESSTART!
Flawless

looks like everyone is happy its Friday
to everyone I didnt speak to before.
CD FENTY

:hugs: Jenie, Tatted, Love, Lakes

Naija 2gether 4eva
bashword

Kill Bill is the only Tarantino film I enjoy. I’m probably not going to see this. Haven’t been to the movies in months and the only movies that I know for sure I’m going to see is Avengers and TDKR
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@NAIJA **LICKS FINGER AND RUNS IT DOWN UR ABS** I GOT THE SALT LIMON AND TEQUILA SHOTS READY..
@BIBI
NaijaGal

TATTED TATTED TATTED TATTED TATTED *figure if I say it 5 times you’d end up in my lap*
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@Bootcamp
Matching dyck/clyt rings.
#romantic
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

CD <<HEAD NOD!! SUP LADY!!
Hershey

Where are my manners? Ahem

Good morning and HAPY FCKN FRIDAY

tatted
Boot
LoveZoe
Fe and Naija (Ab twins) you two heffa’s make my azz hurt
I digress,

Jenie
Laker
CD Fenty
Kdub
Man
Fayla
Bibi
and er’botty else
The Makeup Maven

I am ready for love
Why are you hiding from me
I’d quickly give my freedom
To be held in your captivity
I am ready for love
All of hte joy and th epain
And all the time that it takes
Just to stay in your good grace
Lately I’ve been thinking
Maybe you’re not ready for me
Maybe you think I need to learn maturity
They say watch what you ask for
Cause you might receive
But if you ask me tomorrow
I’ll say the same thing

I am ready for love
Would you please lend me your ear
I promise I won’t complain
I just need you to acknowledge I am here
If you give me half of chance
I’ll prove this to you
I will be patient, kind, faithful and true
To a man who loves music, A man who loves art
Respect’s this spirit world
And thinks with his heart

*Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm* Love this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

Fe Fe PUT IT UP!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! I WON’T HAVE IT!
NaijaGal

@LAKES
MZ_CARAM3L74

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

It would be shocking if Samuel Jackson played the militant angry black man in this movie! Has he ever tried his hand at a role like that?
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Bootcampgirl

Tatted something to get you started

Run and hit that pussy like a crash dummy
Bend it over, touch ya toes
Shake that ass for me
Bounce that ass on the flo’, bring it back up
Hit a split on the dick, shawty act up
Now bring it back [8x]
You can act [7x]
Act a fool, Bring it back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

well good morning @bashword

My all time FAVORITE Tarantino film is still the classic Pulp Fiction…that is artistic film at its finest…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

HERSHEY
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – I don’t know mama!
lovezoe

Cd
Kdub
69
Carrington
Lake
KDub

In film, if you’re telling a story about racism/slavery, to omit the reality of the fact that the word existed is a bit absurd.
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Well my dear smart smart man (which I )…some can’t even admit that slavery itself existed…which is a bit absurd. So I agree with you 110%
NaijaGal

Lashelle ma belle

azz, azz, azz, azz, azz
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

<<<<<Waiting on Avengers and TDKR like a tax refund
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@lashelle I am LOVING that gravie girl!

Freaky Friday in full effect!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

LASHELL <<THAT BUTT!! YALL GOING ALL OUT TUUUDAY!! I LIKES!!
Bootcampgirl

ooohh, so those the songs we singing today
CD FENTY

:hugs: Hershey

I guess ya girl couldnt get a couple of its gone be ok for my rant in #25. My e family is super supportive I tell ya
The Makeup Maven

@ Carrington – That’s good to know! I’m doing good. In song mode for today! Music playing @ work…YA’KNOW!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@LOVE HOLA!
Bibi

Hershey
Man
NaijaGal

MZ_CARAM
KDub

Hey folks :wave:
The Makeup Maven

@ Boot – Yeah, you tryna get me tuh’ twerk up in heah, but I have my mind made up no RATCHEDNESS TUUUDAY….unless provoked!

<— just one for the road!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<<<< aint eem STUDDIN FEFE & NAIJA'S fab abs! :rollseyes:

TaBew
Hershey
Man
Carrington
Lakes
CD
Bibi
Jenie
Nola
KDUB
et all
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

@Man
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@MZ CAMEL
“It would be shocking if Samuel Jackson played the militant angry black man in this movie! Has he ever tried his hand at a role like that?
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I think its time for Samuel Jackson to show his “angry” and “loud mouth” side.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

ZOEZOE
Bibi

@CD :hugs:

It’s gonna be ok Them lil girls are just gonna hafta learn today
NaijaGal

KDzUB what it do
bashword

@fefe Ohh snap I forgot about pulp fiction. Yeah that too!! Good morning!
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

FAYLAAAAAAAAAAA!! SCANDAL WAS THE SH1TNITZ LAST NIGHT!!
– – – – – – – – – – – –
I DVR’d it yesterday and I’m going to watch it over the weekend. I didn’t watch last night because I came in 20 minutes into the show and I wanted to watch from the beginning.

Scandal is THEE sheyit, ain’t it? I thought nobody could touch Emily on “Revenge”, but then came Olivia and Scandal.

Cheers to the networks bringing back scripted television that actually makes SENSE! And here’s to hoping that this starts the trend of fading the Nene’s, Evelyn’s, Sheree’s, New York’s, and Jackie’s into the BACKground where they belong.
The Makeup Maven

FayBewTatta

OH, SHE AIN’T STUDDIN’ THEY ABS???
Bootcampgirl

Hershey, that is an excellent idea…I think we have a winner..
@Man-
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

LaShelle! i done TOLD u bout bein a fast azz!
CD FENTY

:hugs: Fay & Bibi

@BiBi
Thanks for the support boo.
Bootcampgirl

Next question-so what does one wear to a ghetto azz wedding?
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS – YAAAS, SCANDAL WAS GOOD TO ME TOO! I WON’T SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT BECAUSE @ CARRINGTON HASN’T SEEN IT YET…..BUT DAYUM, I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK!
Bibi

Next question-so what does one wear to a ghetto azz wedding?

Cititrends finest
The Makeup Maven

Bootcampgirl says:

Next question-so what does one wear to a ghetto azz wedding?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Some leggins!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

Bootcampgirl says:

Next question-so what does one wear to a ghetto azz wedding?

___________

shyt girl you could wear some jeans and tennis for real!
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

*gettin naked for Freaky Friday**
KDub

I think its time for Samuel Jackson to show his “angry” and “loud mouth” side.
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You can go to your local vid place or catch it online and watch “The Long Kiss Goodnight”…its displayed there. He was annoying in that movie but still one of my faves
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

Go ahead @ The Makeup maven… I’m not one of those people who let’s a “spoiler” spoil it for me… it just makes me want to see it more. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@ “Cititrends finest”
The Makeup Maven

@ MAN – Why I cracked THEE fck up yesterday when I realized your gravi had “Brandy” underneath it! YOU ARE WRONG AS 2 LEFT FEET, YO!
Hershey

Goodmoring Errrbody

Spent the better part of my night and this morning teaching my 3 year old that instead of saying cookie for girls, we call it vagina and instead of wee-wee for boys its penis. So to sum it up at school this morning he said mommy so girls have ginas and boys have peanuts ok. waved kissed me on my cheek and went on his merry way. Needless to say he will have a note on his back for pointing at all the girls and telling them they have “ginas”.

Sorry for the novel but I’m sleepy dealing with that lil boy

Fe and Naija Lesibhonest yall looking good

__________________________________

CD he will come home with a note and a request for a parent teacher meeting about your peanut/gina conversation
CD FENTY

Bootcampgirl says:

Next question-so what does one wear to a ghetto azz wedding?
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Half shirt, skinny jeans and some colored crocs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

Naija
Lakes:
Fe Fe:

Fay Fay, THEY started it. I didn’t wanna be left out. And since I’m not revealing my tummy, I went for the next best THANG!! I’s sawry!
Phrozen1der

Tarantino has NO issue with using the term “n*****” in his films and I always cringed at that.However,if A-list actors and actresses are being paid millions to star in his films who am I to judge?!

Morning folks!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Tatted

Oh but have you seen his other similar gravie with Kelly Rowland’s name underneath? It’s a picture of Donkey from Shrek… #JERK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

:hugs: @Phrozen
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@MAKEUP MAVEN
Bootcampgirl

Good ideas ladies. I am not trying to spend a fortune on an outfit that will probably include an outside bbq and a night at the club. I do want to look good though in case there are any eligible bachelors’…
Hershey

FeFe Feminine says:

Bootcampgirl says:

Next question-so what does one wear to a ghetto azz wedding?

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shyt girl you could wear some jeans and tennis for real!
______________________________

Men wear the latest from New York Fashion, something in hot pank, or neon beige. Women, Rainbow the $24.99 maxi dress with the necklaces attached to them
The Makeup Maven

@ Carrington – Welp, you know ‘ol girl got Olivia representing her. Turns out, she turned down $10 milli from the Pres cause all she wanted was 5 minutes of his time. She ain’t gon’ get that so they decide to go public, doing a national news show. I was wondering how they makin’ all these demands on the POTUS and her azz ain’t come up missing….TURNS OUT, SHE WILL COME UP MISSING NEXT WEEK! At the end of the show, someone kidnapped her…by sticking a needled in her foot! AWWWW SHOOT!
Bibi

@Phro
MZ_CARAM3L74

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@MZ CAMEL
“It would be shocking if Samuel Jackson played the militant angry black man in this movie! Has he ever tried his hand at a role like that?
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___________
I think its time for Samuel Jackson to show his “angry” and “loud mouth” side.
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The Makeup Maven

@ FE – NOOOOOO, I didn’t see that! I hate @ MAN!
KDub

Next question-so what does one wear to a ghetto azz wedding?

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A dress for $18.96 from your local Wally World.

BEWARE: 5 other bishes might have it on tho.
Phrozen1der

@Fefe and @Bibi

:hugs: @Fefe’s abs
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@FE FE
“Oh but have you seen his other similar gravie with Kelly Rowland’s name underneath? It’s a picture of Donkey from Shrek… #JERK!”
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CD FENTY

Phro & Man

Lashelle *Smacks that ass to see if it bounce*
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@CARRINGTON I LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVE IT!!
The Makeup Maven

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@MAKEUP MAVEN

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YOU ARE WRONG AS SHYT, YO! I just so happened to be like “that’s ‘ol dude Roger from American Dad.” Then I saw some small lettering and FELL THEE HELL OUT! You are one ignant individual!
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

Good Morning,
Had the realest dream last night. Had a bish waking up checking the closet cause I sweater gawd somebody was in that house touching me in my sleep. Imma find that nucca tonight,let his azz come back!I love his azz! or no :gohost:
CD FENTY

@Hershey

Please dont say that because that lil boy is something else. I can just picture him now telling them matter of factly that they have “ginas”. I pray that chile dont prove a point and unzip his pants to show them that he has a peanut
cheeks8683

Morning folks :wave:

Well the movie will more than likely be quite entertaining…Inglorious Bastards, The Kill Bill Series, and of course Plup Fiction were all materpieces to me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

CD FENTY says:

Lashelle *Smacks that ass to see if it bounce*

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Hershey

About four years ago I went to my last ghetto wedding. The invitation was sent by picture text, because she had one invitation made and emailed/text it around. She also asked that you “be dressed to get your juke on cause we going from the park (where the nuptials were held) straight to the club she went in her wedding dress and he changed in the parking lot into his J’s and short set

#serious
Gigi26

Good Morning Everyone!

Tarantino has always pushed the envelope in his films so this one won’t be as different, at least imo

Happy Friday Everybody
Phrozen1der

@Maven I never understand why as soon as someone is attacked from the back in a movie/tv show all of a sudden they lose all sense of feeling in their upper body and their fingers become thumbs… I’m like you’re sitting gravity is on your side FLIP that muhfugga over the couch and start taggin that jaw OR claw his eyes and or nose the eff OFF….
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

OH SHAIT IT DO SAY BRANDY AZZ WIPE!!
Bootcampgirl

Next question-so what does one wear to a ghetto azz wedding?

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A dress for $18.96 from your local Wally World.

BEWARE: 5 other bishes might have it on tho.

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why they merchandise can’t ever be like 18.99 like normal stores…
KDub

@ MAN – Why I cracked THEE fck up yesterday when I realized your gravi had “Brandy” underneath it! YOU ARE WRONG AS 2 LEFT FEET, YO!
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I just seen it NOW….

My bottom lip is fuggin quivering.

<<< I couldn't HOLE IT

hate you @Man
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@CD FENTY
He showin that thang to them hoes!
NaijaGal

@Tatted see that’s what I was asking myself last night…we all know if someone is trying to get at the President they would’ve come up missing a long ass time ago…I just can’t get into the show cause it’s unnecessarily intense and too much over acting imo
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

LaShelle i give cred where it’s due, nice cakes!

so who gettin buckey nakey this weekend?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

I’m like you’re sitting gravity is on your side FLIP that muhfugga over the couch and start taggin that jaw OR claw his eyes and or nose the eff OFF
^^ THATS WHAT IM SAYING… FIGHT BACK DAAM!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@gypsey wantin’ that hologram lovin!

@Cheeks

@Hershey

I was sent a wedding invite via Facebook last year…
Bootcampgirl

About four years ago I went to my last ghetto wedding. The invitation was sent by picture text, because she had one invitation made and emailed/text it around. She also asked that you “be dressed to get your juke on cause we going from the park (where the nuptials were held) straight to the club she went in her wedding dress and he changed in the parking lot into his J’s and short set

#serious
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I will say the invitations were nice but I still know my family…
Phrozen1der

@CD

@Hershey My brother had a shotgun wedding a year ago… #WasNotInAttendance
Gigi26

Phro ain’t no way in hell you flipping someone over when they tag your ass from the back because you are so in shock and frightful that you will freeze up. When you’re expecting it, yeah but when you least expect it I don’t think so Not to mention if the person has more strength than you then its def a wrap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Gigi

@Naija

I like Scandal a lot, but I agree with you about the unnecessary intensity and over acting…it’s like they contrive emotion just to sell the scene as much more serious than it actually is….but I’m still hooked on it!
CD FENTY

Man says:
@CD FENTY
He showin that thang to them hoes!
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Leave it to yo ass He does have a strange fascination with his wee-wee. He keeps doing this thing where he calls my name and when I look at him, he has his wee-wee sticking out through the pee pee hole I have popped that chile so many times for this foolishness
NaijaGal

Phro
KDub

The invitation was sent by picture text, because she had one invitation made and emailed/text it around. She also asked that you “be dressed to get your juke on cause we going from the park (where the nuptials were held) straight to the club she went in her wedding dress and he changed in the parking lot into his J’s and short set

#serious
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I got SNOT

I done been to my SHARE.
Hershey

@ Phro not a shotgun wedding

S/N those hood weddings are the most memorable, between the baby mama’s threatening to show up and show out, and them actually doing it YES GAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! str8 fckery everytime!
Gigi26

I love scandal but they need to get rid of that ditzy white broad that’s sticking her tongue in the reporters mouth. She about to fluck shyt up for EVERYBODY!! They need to stick a needle in her ass and QUICK

:hugs: Fefe
The Makeup Maven

@ PHRO & NAIJA – I mean, I figured they were letting the suspense build because, let’s be honest, this POTUS on the show is a PUNK BISH! His wife gave him the BIZNIZ in the car and he just basically shrunk and disappeared…RIGHT IN THE DAMN LIMO! His Chief of Staff got more balls than him and he playing with the BALLS!

@ PHRO – as for her not fighting back, I don’t get it either….That mofo would be scratched up to all be damned, i would’ve tried to gouge his eyes out…BLOODY STATUS, bite his nose off or something. If you take me….YOU GON’ GET’CHO WORK OUT ON!
NaijaGal

@Man hoes at 3 though :stop:
The Makeup Maven

@ SIS & KDUB – MAN is a friggin’ IDIOT!
Phrozen1der

@Gigi I disagree “fight or flight” kicks in..and your first thing is to defend yourself…Sitting down she COULD have flipped him over the chair When someone is standing they are vulnerable if you’re sitting she had full use of her legs pick them muhfugga’s up and kick him in the head…..
Bootcampgirl

Hershey says:

@ Phro not a shotgun wedding

S/N those hood weddings are the most memorable, between the baby mama’s threatening to show up and show out, and them actually doing it YES GAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! str8 fckery everytime!
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I hope this does not happen…
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

@ Maven… I KNEW her a$$ was going to end up “got!” LOL

There is no way in hell she’s going to have that baby. I wonder how they are going to work out the deal with Olivia and the President though… my belief is that they REALLY care for one another – but my “love gauge” has been off before. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

moanin all
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

Waddup Phro-Bro!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Gigi

That bitch is about to fukk it ALL up…over some dick!

Dude told her ass to leave him alone but she wanna play with fire and shyt!
The Makeup Maven

@ Gigi – YAAAAAS, she is starting to piss me owf and Columbus Short’s character don’ alrett warned her azz…..LET IT GO! BUT Noooooo, she can’t and all she got was a kiss. But I think something interesting is gon’ come up with her character because when the Chief of Staff had those men going over all their pasts, when it came to her, she didn’t “exist” until 2008! AWWWWWW SHOOT!
CD FENTY

Does anybody watch Bridezilla, dem trolls be straight clowning. Ion know if they acting for the cameras or if that is truly how they act in “real life”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

LaShelle i give cred where it’s due, nice cakes!

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(_) <~~ Jar of Whipfinity + = you figure out the rest

No gettin' nakey for me this weekend. Actually quite the opposite. I'm goin' to "Meet the Fockers" this weekend. And they're 7 day Adventists. (We're supposed to be goin' to church with them in the morning) I'm a lil nervous.
lovezoe

@tatted- I’m tired of the whole Oliva/Pres thing. That last scene was crazy.
Phrozen1der

@Maven EXACTLY!!! ESPECIALLY because he displayed NO KNIFE or GUN!!! If I’m going out they’ll at least say that I fought for my life aint no way in hell I’m handing it over all willy “fall like a white girl in the woods a la’ any scary movie” nilly..

@Naija
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@NAIJI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Carrington

I believe the Prez and Olivia are in love too…but she’s too smart to go there…
KDub

S/N those hood weddings are the most memorable, between the baby mama’s threatening to show up and show out, and them actually doing it YES GAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
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The one I shared on this VERY blog was the one where the BD showed up…dropped a dime on the bride that he had just hit when he dropped their son off last week so how in the FUGG she getting married and WHY she didn’t tell him…and then PROMPTLY got his azz DRAGGGGGGED by the bride uncle and brothers. That one? Was a CLASSIC. Somebody got on the mic and was like thanks for joining us…GOODNITE like fuggin Russ Simmons a la Def Comedy Jam…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

Hershey says:

@ Phro not a shotgun wedding
S/N those hood weddings are the most memorable, between the baby mama’s threatening to show up and show out, and them actually doing it YES GAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! str8 fckery everytime!

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Hersh, do you watch Sexy Dineva on YouTube??? That “YES GAAAAWD” made me immediately think of him… her… or whatever you call him.
Phrozen1der

@Hershey wll not exactly shotgun but planned in 3 weeks and I refused to fly to NY for it..
The Makeup Maven

@ Carrington – EXACTLY! I think the President may have had feelings for Olivia, but he’s such a louse, he uses the same line of each and every woman….including Olivia. She was literally sick when she learned that ‘ol girl was preggers by him! He called himself gettin’ buck last night and had his Chief of Staff handle his B.I. with Olivia.
Gigi26

@ Gigi – YAAAAAS, she is starting to piss me owf and Columbus Short’s character don’ alrett warned her azz…..LET IT GO! BUT Noooooo, she can’t and all she got was a kiss. But I think something interesting is gon’ come up with her character because when the Chief of Staff had those men going over all their pasts, when it came to her, she didn’t “exist” until 2008! AWWWWWW SHOOT!
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trueeee that, but she is hella naive and I hate that!! Hopefully she flips it on the reporter because he can read her and WELL!

@Fefe When she was kissing him, I saw awww hell this bytch done effed the game up, mixing bidness with pleasure, ole virgin ass

But I think that Olivia is gonna out the President with her affair, but since the wife already knows something I don’t know how it will play out
lovezoe

I don’t think the Pres/Cyrus had anything to do with it. She called someone and said she was lying. Quinn is such an airhead. Clueless. The Pres really loves Olivia, but I guess not that much since he slept with Amanda, oh that’s right he married too
Phrozen1der

@Lashelle He’s actually one of my bruhs and that negro is HIGHlarious!!
Hershey

CD FENTY says:

Does anybody watch Bridezilla, dem trolls be straight clowning. Ion know if they acting for the cameras or if that is truly how they act in “real life”

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I watched it all day Saturday, I think they are putting on for the camera’s to get their 15 minutes of fame. There was a big gul on there from Greenville, MS, who had the tackiest lace front wig I’ve ever seen in my life! Her wig was giving me death! she called the baby mama and cursed he the fck out that was funny. The lady who did her feet repeatedly said they were funky
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Kdub

I refuse to attend, partake or salute at any ghetto/hood weddings. I was in a slightly cheaped out, hood one and after that….

Hell…some of my friends and family’s invites to mine will conveniently not reach them until the day after……

Mawnin!
Gigi26

@Gigi I disagree “fight or flight” kicks in..and your first thing is to defend yourself…Sitting down she COULD have flipped him over the chair When someone is standing they are vulnerable if you’re sitting she had full use of her legs pick them muhfugga’s up and kick him in the head…..
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I’m gonna have my friend teach me how to buss these stupid dope moves cuz my ass would’ve cried and tried to run away
The Makeup Maven

@ ZoeZoe – ME TOO! The only way the President & Olivia sit-chee-ayshun will get interesting to me is if the wife finds out…BECAUSE SHE SEEMS LIKE A “G!”

@ PHRO – BAAAAAYBEEEE LISTEN, that muthafcka would hav’ta cut my fanga tips off because his/her DNA would be all up in my nails. I’m rippin’ off that mask and I’m taking each and every sangle fanga nail I got and slidin’ em down the front part of his face…right in the center. You know, when you’re scared, you get ESSSSTRA strength..abnormal strength.
NaijaGal

@CD I’ve watched it and a lot of those brides have confirmed they were just acting for the cameras
KyCakes

Good Moanin’ ery’ones!

It’s FRIDAY

Naija
FeFe
Tatted
Hershey
Carrington
KDub
Lovezoe
CD
Jenie
Bootcamp
Lashelle
Phrozen
Laker
GiGi
Fayla
And anyones else I may have missed!

Man
Blue
KyCakes

@Sassy
Hershey

@ Ky hey bewski

@ Sassy
free

Hershey says: I watched it all day Saturday, I think they are putting on for the camera’s to get their 15 minutes of fame. There was a big gul on there from Greenville, MS, who had the tackiest lace front wig I’ve ever seen in my life! Her wig was giving me death! she called the baby mama and cursed he the fck out that was funny. The lady who did her feet repeatedly said they were funky

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that crazy beotch goes in the bridezilla hall of fame. there are only about 3 of them that are memorable to me and she is one of them. i don’t think she was doing ANY acting; that was all her!
NaijaGal

@Sassy Frass how’s the mister doing and how are you holding up
The Makeup Maven

@ Kycakes – I MOVED UP THE LIST!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Lashelle

What is it that 7 day adventists actually do differently? And is that your booty butt cheeks in your gravi?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

:hugs: @Sassy, KyCakes
lovezoe

@tatted- she know SOMETHING. Last week she said mYbe you will sleep better now that you have seen Olivia
Bootcampgirl

Dougie/Ky
I wish this bish would shut the fluck up…
KyCakes

@Tatted You’re ALWAYS high on my list. I just play it off
NaijaGal

KyCakes (cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake)

The best bridezillas was the first season before it became contrived…that’s when the ish was real…still remember the crazy broad getting married in Arkansas having her fiancee crying in the car cause she was canceling the wedding…said she spent $80K and that ish looked like $500 was put into it
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

:hus: @Hershey/Ky/Naija!!!

Mister is obviously doing fine. I saw his penis TWICE yesterday when I got home sooo….. that negro alright. :eyeroll:

Ole’ phony azz….
CD FENTY

Ky
KyCakes

@Bootcamp Who all in yo’ ear this morning?
Phrozen1der

@Gigi You might be one of them ones who instantly grows all thumbs

@Ky Waddap
KyCakes

Sassy
Hershey

free says:

Hershey says: I watched it all day Saturday, I think they are putting on for the camera’s to get their 15 minutes of fame. There was a big gul on there from Greenville, MS, who had the tackiest lace front wig I’ve ever seen in my life! Her wig was giving me death! she called the baby mama and cursed he the fck out that was funny. The lady who did her feet repeatedly said they were funky

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that crazy beotch goes in the bridezilla hall of fame. there are only about 3 of them that are memorable to me and she is one of them. i don’t think she was doing ANY acting; that was all her!
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Agreed! She was fighting her sister, her friends, cursing her poor man out with his slow azz. She is bat shyt crazy for real…but um that wig with all that lace around the edges made me pause and just stare at her head…and the attic where that loose stomach, greasy azz stripper was shaking his gut had me
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Hola @Bootcamp & Fefe!!

@Fefe
Nice abs….you know you gon have to send Man an azz shot now though, right?
CD FENTY

Dougie
KyCakes

Naija and now Ms. FeFe

Y’all are KILLING me with your abs….

*goes back to eating my bagel sammich*
http://wineandgummybears.blogspot.com/ gypsyeyes

My cousin’s wedding(may she rest in peace)
Had the most ghetto wedding.She had it in her front yard. her daughter painted the sidewalk white and so was the grass cause she painted that shyt too. She wanted us to wear she dresses we wore in my cousin’s wedding who had gotten married that April. I’m 6’0″ tall and everyone else was 4’0″. My dress was different cause I was the matron of honor in the April wedding. Did I say this was in the front yard of a busy street? OK, so the daughter and best friend had some dresses that they got at citi trends and the food had been sitting in the hot atlanta sun all day so the fruit had gotten spoiled and the boom box that was sitting on the front porch was so hot it melted. Some guy did a rendition on Billy Ocean’s Suddenly that lasted for 4 days. I swear I laughed through the whole thing. But the funniest part was the people that were coming by from the houses up the street and watching from the side walk. It was the worst!
Hershey

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

:hus: @Hershey/Ky/Naija!!!

Mister is obviously doing fine. I saw his penis TWICE yesterday when I got home sooo….. that negro alright.

Ole’ phony azz….
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Mister wanted to be babied that’s all
Gigi26

:hugs: Ky

I remember the Bridezilla epi with this one hoodrat had her best friend be the planner/caterer of the wedding. I mean the bish was making mac n cheese out the kraft box I was like and when they were at the reception no one would shut up. Just hood as all hell, tragic
CD FENTY

@Hershey

Baby Precious was a mess wasnt she When they went in that attic for that stripper I was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

@ Phro-

Is he REALLY? I find “My HAIR IS LAAAAAAAAAAID” FRIGGIN’ HIIIIIIIILARIOUS!!!! OMG. I just LOVE those.
Mornin’ btw!!

@Sassy-

Well for one thing, his parents (not him, he’s a heathen) do the whole dusk to dusk thing. Where from Friday dusk to Saturday dusk you basically can’t do anything physical. Except drive to church. It’s considered “Keeping the Sabbath”
There are a few more things as far as their church service that is done differently than the Baptist churches I’m used to going to.
I know that tomorrow at dusk we have to either pray or listen to a scripture one of those and that’s how they close the Sabbath.
I could be wrong. But I’m sure I’ll learn a lot.

And YEEEEEEES! That’s MINE ARSE!
Phrozen1der

That new hire blows me like I really dislike wide-nostriled naive people it’s like you can see them slowly walking into oncoming traffic with a horny smile on their face..

But the writing I think is amazing..I see Golden Globes and Primtime Emmy’s in their future
Bootcampgirl

@Ky-this chatter box admin. asst. All she does alllll day is gossip about shat that is not even juicy, her dog, last night’s dinner, etc..
The Makeup Maven

SASS
MzTisch

Mawning! Happy Friday!

I’m off to Vegas in the morn………..
Phrozen1der

@Lashelle Yeah he crossed at Florida State Yeah them shyts are comical son trying to get famous and I’m not even mad at him..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Ky!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Sassy

I highly doubt Man would be interested in my ass… #ittybittycakes
Gigi26

Had the most ghetto wedding.She had it in her front yard. her daughter painted the sidewalk white and so was the grass cause she painted that shyt too. She wanted us to wear she dresses we wore in my cousin’s wedding who had gotten married that April. I’m 6’0? tall and everyone else was 4’0?. My dress was different cause I was the matron of honor in the April wedding. Did I say this was in the front yard of a busy street? OK, so the daughter and best friend had some dresses that they got at citi trends and the food had been sitting in the hot atlanta sun all day so the fruit had gotten spoiled and the boom box that was sitting on the front porch was so hot it melted. Some guy did a rendition on Billy Ocean’s Suddenly that lasted for 4 days. I swear I laughed through the whole thing. But the funniest part was the people that were coming by from the houses up the street and watching from the side walk. It was the worst!

I CANNOT!!!
The Makeup Maven

@ ZoeZoe – IKR. i can’t wait until what she is hiding or knows unfolds. She can’t POSSIBLY be that clueless!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

Phrozen1der says:

@Lashelle Yeah he crossed at Florida State Yeah them shyts are comical son trying to get famous and I’m not even mad at him..

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So is he pullin’ a Tyler Perry? Cause he does that TOOOOOO well.
But if you ever talk to him, please tell him he DEFINITELY has some fans here In Dallas. I show them to EVERYBODY!
KyCakes

@Bootcamp

Freak her out and yell “The Power of Christ compels you”

Then, calmly go back to what you were doing…..

#JustASuggestion
The Makeup Maven

Phrozen1der says:

I really dislike wide-nostriled naive people
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KDub

The best bridezillas was the first season before it became contrived…that’s when the ish was real…still remember the crazy broad getting married in Arkansas having her fiancee crying in the car cause she was canceling the wedding…said she spent $80K and that ish looked like $500 was put into it

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She lived in Dallas and they got married in Little Rock. I REMMMMMMMA THIS an I HATE HER too. He was a lil BISH tho.
KyCakes

@Lashelle is that YO’ booty?

@Man is gonna need some ‘special attention’
Phrozen1der

<—–Wonders if people who are ghetto KNOW that they are ghetto or do they think that they are being chic,and fancy??
free

NaijaGal says: The best bridezillas was the first season before it became contrived…that’s when the ish was real…still remember the crazy broad getting married in Arkansas having her fiancee crying in the car cause she was canceling the wedding…said she spent $80K and that ish looked like $500 was put into it

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this is another one that’s in my hall of fame. lmao. i was hot about that one. i was shouting in my tv “don’t marry the bish!” they were still together when bridezillas did a follow up.
Gigi26

So last night was NFL draft night in NYC…why my friend said bytches had on sequined panties and them “beez in the trap” catsuits…I swear I can’t make this shyt up if I tried
Phrozen1der

@Lashelle Fa sho
CD FENTY

Phrozen1der says:

<—–Wonders if people who are ghetto KNOW that they are ghetto or do they think that they are being chic,and fancy??
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Trust and believe they think they are the cat's meow
Bootcampgirl

@Ky- She isn’t actually talking to me, because we don’t speak. She is just talking loud enough so i can hear her entire boring convo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@MzTisch

Can I go with you…I’ll behave quietly in your luggage!
Hershey

@ CD she gave Bridezilla their money’s worth big heffa didn’t want her man having a strippa, but she willingly had one in the VIP section of the club…the attic I bet that man had to bathe in bleach water after that.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

lashellebelle says:

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

LaShelle i give cred where it’s due, nice cakes!

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(_) <~~ Jar of Whipfinity + = you figure out the rest

No gettin' nakey for me this weekend. Actually quite the opposite. I'm goin' to "Meet the Fockers" this weekend. And they're 7 day Adventists. (We're supposed to be goin' to church with them in the morning) I'm a lil nervous.
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how bout me & hubby been almost 13 years & i'm JUST now meeting his fam in July

#Secret2LongLastingLove

Heyyyy Sassy! i ordered my "G" cream last night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

KyCakes says:

@Lashelle is that YO’ booty?

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COURSE!
(should I put it away?)
Bootcampgirl

I’m the only black person in the office so I think I kind of make her nervous. When it is just her and I in the office, it’s so quiet you can hear a pin drop…
Gigi26

<—–Wonders if people who are ghetto KNOW that they are ghetto or do they think that they are being chic,and fancy??
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I think its the latter sir cuz i've been to the hood club a time or two and them broads had on matching bangles, earrings, necklaces and rings and they stared me and my friend down like we were out of style cuz we actually looked put together. Non fashion having ass bytches
KyCakes

Bootcampgirl says:

@Ky- She isn’t actually talking to me, because we don’t speak. She is just talking loud enough so i can hear her entire boring convo.
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Oh. Ok….

Hold onto that little gem for next time, then….
CD FENTY

@GiGi
Girl I was flipping between the draft and the BULLS game crying like a baby. I know I was on some weak sauce chit but to see those young black men hugging their moms and crying just had ya girl all in her feelings and chit
Phrozen1der

@CD Poor lil tink-tinks

I see the Skins got R2 D2 like they wanted..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

Phrozen1der says:

and don’t say SHYT! Because half of my relatives already accuse me of thinking that I am BETTER than them…so to avoid a fight, it’s best to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

how bout me & hubby been almost 13 years & i’m JUST now meeting his fam in July
#Secret2LongLastingLove

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And here I was hesitant to say it’s been TWO for us, and I’m just now meeting his. But they live in another state. But still. Truth be told, I just wanna get it over with.
I pray that I act like I have home training. Because it’s only gonna take ONE TIME for one of his sisters OR EVEN HIS MOM to say somethin’ outta line…..
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

KY :2dance:
Mz Tisch
Gigi

what it dew ladies?
KyCakes

lashellebelle says:

KyCakes says:

@Lashelle is that YO’ booty?

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COURSE!
(should I put it away?)
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Not on my account.

@Man will accuse me of being a

Nice cakes!
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

@ gypsyeyes

I absolutely ABHOR weddings because they’re long, shameful, and BORING as hell and just nothing I’m interested in. I guess that’s the male in me.

However, can I tell you that YOUR cousin’s wedding is one I would have pulled out my BEST 2-piece Karl Kani short set, matching sandles and dress socks and been in attendance – FRONT ROW!

May your cousin rest in peace, but she blessed me with a sniggle this morning right HERE! LMAO!!!
The Makeup Maven

Gigi26 says:

So last night was NFL draft night in NYC…why my friend said bytches had on sequined panties and them “beez in the trap” catsuits…I swear I can’t make this shyt up if I tried
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Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

Hey Tatted & CD!!

@Lashelle
Ohhhh……. nice azz!! *smack* Well, don’t be heathen-like. Wear an all-white real long dress and carry a bible with you everywhere you go. And hug everybody real tight and say “bless ya” everytime you see them.
Bibi

I know I have ghetto tendencies

But I am not gutter ghetto No ratchedness
MzTisch

FeFe Feminine says:

@MzTisch

Can I go with you…I’ll behave quietly in your luggage!
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Fe!! Why of course you can! I see you on here clowing. I see you Ma……go on then. *mumbling under my breath, ole visible ab having bish*
Gigi26

CD all in the feelings huh?! Its nice to see a brother making it…

Phro: RG3 will do nothing for them DEAD skins. I don’t even know why people are hype. Its just a failure of a franchise #GOGMEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

Phrozen1der says:

and don’t say SHYT! Because half of my relatives already accuse me of thinking that I am BETTER than them…so to avoid a fight, it’s best to
Bibi

@ Sassy

7 dayers believe the earth is only like 2000 years old.
Hershey

free says:

NaijaGal says: The best bridezillas was the first season before it became contrived…that’s when the ish was real…still remember the crazy broad getting married in Arkansas having her fiancee crying in the car cause she was canceling the wedding…said she spent $80K and that ish looked like $500 was put into it

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this is another one that’s in my hall of fame. lmao. i was hot about that one. i was shouting in my tv “don’t marry the bish!” they were still together when bridezillas did a follow up.
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NO THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER!!! Marsha and Archie, they wer eon Dr. Phil a couple of years ago and he confessed to cheating on her and that’s why she threatened to leave him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

hmmmmm, weird…only PARTS of my comments are posting…
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

lashellebelle says:

how bout me & hubby been almost 13 years & i’m JUST now meeting his fam in July
#Secret2LongLastingLove

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And here I was hesitant to say it’s been TWO for us, and I’m just now meeting his. But they live in another state. But still. Truth be told, I just wanna get it over with.
I pray that I act like I have home training. Because it’s only gonna take ONE TIME for one of his sisters OR EVEN HIS MOM to say somethin’ outta line…..

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they live in NJ yep, that’s the reason it’s been taken so long

are u staying for the whole weekend? hubby’s parents are dearly departed, it’s the siblings i have to meet. all ten of em
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Fayla
Lemme know how it is after you try it too! I’m soooo excited!!

@Phro
Ghetto/hood people don’t know it. They think they’re being fancy, fly, classy and sophisticated. And don’t you DARE open your mouth to try to tell them different! There’ll be a fight with YOUR unrefined azz if you do!
Gigi26

:hugs: Fay Fay I puts some whip in my hair while attempting to do a bomb ass twist out last night…hair all nice n soft
Hershey

Since you would like an update from Marsha & Archie season 3, you should straight hear it from the source. Yes you have guessed it right! Well Archie and I are no longer together and we are in the middle of a divorce now. Yes TV has protrayed me to be the bad character, and I must say they did a very fine job of doing it. If I wasn’t protrayed as the bad person then their would be no ratings. It all started out as fun & games, but ended up dramatized and real.

The reason he and I are no longer together is because Archie had a very dark secret called “CHEATING”. And yes he was blasted on match.com with a photo he took of himself in our home, with the digital camera he bought me when we were engaged. Any day a wife walks in her house and finds another womans sanitary napkin in her trash can, is the day I will walk out of your life forever. Yes he was tooo cheap to take her to a hotel, motel, Hell holiday inn!

The truth is I was dealing with this from day 1 even before the wedding, but I thought I loved him enough to forgive and forget and marry the man that I thought I was in love with. Since I haven’t been invited to express my true feelings of what really happened on a tv show. I’ve been inspired to write a book about the before and after effects of the wedding. The day Archie cried on national tv, should have been the end of our relationship BOTTOM LINE. I tried to put him on blast by submitting my case on cheater’s, but there was a conflict on interest “DAMN”. I had a slight relapse of him cheating in the past, and called the wedding off and that’s why he cried and said I left him, but I decided to marry him anyway. What I fool I was. Archie knew the person I was before he agreed to be on bridezilla, and it didn’t all happen on the day I married him. At the end of the day, before and after the wedding, there is no justifying cheating by any means.
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jk
The Makeup Maven

@ Shelle – You best’not ask for no shrimp, no lobster, no crablegs…NO NUTHIN! They don’t believe in eating that stuff!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Bibi

I didn’t know that….do we know why? So they believe this is the FIRST 2000 years that earth has been around? No, “BC” or “AD”?
Bootcampgirl

Ohhh, I almost forgot, Penn Relays is going on this weekend. If you want to see some real ratchedness, go to Philly this weekend…
MzTisch

Fay Fay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

@Lashelle
Ohhhh……. nice azz!! *smack* Well, don’t be heathen-like. Wear an all-white real long dress and carry a bible with you everywhere you go. And hug everybody real tight and say “bless ya” everytime you see them.

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I swear my a$$ gonna be SORE by the time I leave up outta this post!
But ummmmm, yeah I was told NO jewelry or makeup “in the temple.” Also I must wear a dress.
I was like DAMN, well do y’all brush y’all teeth in the morning? Or is that considered “work” too? Too many dang on RULES!
Leave me to my good ol’ hypocritical Southern Baptist style.
And I ain’t huggin’ NANBODY. I don’t kno them like that! HA!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

Hey Tatted & CD!!

@Lashelle
Ohhhh……. nice azz!! *smack* Well, don’t be heathen-like. Wear an all-white real long dress and carry a bible with you everywhere you go. And hug everybody real tight and say “bless ya” everytime you see them.

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and WHOEVER the fluck posted about Brian Mcknight’s Pussy song, I HATECHU FOREBBA!! that mf done last his rabid azz mind!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

MzTisch says:

Mawning! Happy Friday!

I’m off to Vegas in the morn………..
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Have fun!!!
Gigi26

Yeah Lashelle I know a lot of West Indians that are 7 Day Adventists, they are pretty strict. Just act extra holy and look as pure as you can Have the skirts on deck and neutral colors if you want to wear make-up and the like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Morning

Fe, thats your stomach girl??
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

lashellebelle says:

@Lashelle
Ohhhh……. nice azz!! *smack* Well, don’t be heathen-like. Wear an all-white real long dress and carry a bible with you everywhere you go. And hug everybody real tight and say “bless ya” everytime you see them.

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I swear my a$$ gonna be SORE by the time I leave up outta this post!
But ummmmm, yeah I was told NO jewelry or makeup “in the temple.” Also I must wear a dress.
I was like DAMN, well do y’all brush y’all teeth in the morning? Or is that considered “work” too? Too many dang on RULES!
Leave me to my good ol’ hypocritical Southern Baptist style.
And I ain’t huggin’ NANBODY. I don’t kno them like that! HA!

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SASSY did u get yern yet?
cheeks8683

Had the most ghetto wedding.She had it in her front yard. her daughter painted the sidewalk white and so was the grass cause she painted that shyt too. She wanted us to wear she dresses we wore in my cousin’s wedding who had gotten married that April. I’m 6’0? tall and everyone else was 4’0?. My dress was different cause I was the matron of honor in the April wedding. Did I say this was in the front yard of a busy street? OK, so the daughter and best friend had some dresses that they got at citi trends and the food had been sitting in the hot atlanta sun all day so the fruit had gotten spoiled and the boom box that was sitting on the front porch was so hot it melted. Some guy did a rendition on Billy Ocean’s Suddenly that lasted for 4 days. I swear I laughed through the whole thing. But the funniest part was the people that were coming by from the houses up the street and watching from the side walk. It was the worst!
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I attended a wedding once there they placed a smoke machine at the entrance to the church sanctuary(sp). As the bride emerged from the double doors colorful smoke spued out….Oh and they had goldfish in tiny glass bowls as centerpieces at every table during the reception…this could have turned out classy but, trust…it didn’t…
Hershey

Brian Mcknight doesn’t look like he can teach a puzzay anything even if it was brought to him first. He ranks right up there with Mary J and her chicken wrap commercial three chayssesss, let me show you how your puzzay work, all in a tortilla shell <<< remix
Bigbadwolf

I know I was on some weak sauce chit but to see those young black men hugging their moms and crying just had ya girl all in her feelings and chit
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IKR, I am so proud of them. I can’t believe how many of them had dreads though. I wish i didn’t live in a yt state, cause I wouldv’e loved to see RG3 on the Colts,but they wouldn’t have supported him.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

GiGi now whatchu mean “attempted” to do the bomb-azz twist out?

i miss my hair!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

they live in NJ yep, that’s the reason it’s been taken so long
are u staying for the whole weekend? hubby’s parents are dearly departed, it’s the siblings i have to meet. all ten of em
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Giiiiiiiiiirl, NO we will NOT be up there the whole weekend. He talkin’ about he wanna go to a club while he’s out there.
Plus, he said that since we aren’t married, his parents won’t let us sleep in the same room at their house.
Last time I CHECKED, we LIVED together. But I digress.

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The Makeup Maven says:

@ Shelle – You best’not ask for no shrimp, no lobster, no crablegs…NO NUTHIN! They don’t believe in eating that stuff!

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Don’t get me STARTED on what we CAN’T have there. UGGGGGH! I’m sure I’ll have something in my purse to sneak off and eat.
Bibi

@Sassy

Yup. Sis in law serious 7 dayer. Vegetarian and all. Don’t remember the specifics but something bout the gates of hell will open soon and apparently some of us might be on our way with gasoline drawers on for daring to question the validity of their views.
Trendsetter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@JMO
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

Ghetto/hood people don’t know it.
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You was right when you said what you said!

I was talking to my cousin in Chicago once and she said something about going to the Golden Coral (I only go there if I need to take a bunch of children to a buffet with food that they can play over)…

I said, “Oh, they have a Golden Coral near you now?”

She said, “Boy, please! You know they ain’t puttin’ nothin high class like that on this side of town!”

I would have LIKED to have responded, but at that point I was dead and having a hellafied spades game with Tupac, Biggie, Martin Luther King, & Lucille Ball – fortunately, after we kicked a$$, they told me it “wasn’t my time” and un-deaded me.
MzTisch

JMO says:

MzTisch says:

Mawning! Happy Friday!

I’m off to Vegas in the morn………..
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Have fun!!!

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Thanks Ma! I plan to. I just have this anxiety about leaving the kid…….
Bigbadwolf

Happy Friday Everybody
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Fayla
Fedex said it got shipped out on Wednesday, I think. I’m excited! Ready to test it out!!

@Lashelle
Damn! No makeup even?! WTH? I need an easier religion than that. You gon be looking at some gila monsters in that temple tomorrow!
The Makeup Maven

The Makeup Maven says:

@ Shelle – You best’not ask for no shrimp, no lobster, no crablegs…NO NUTHIN! They don’t believe in eating that stuff!

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Don’t get me STARTED on what we CAN’T have there. UGGGGGH! I’m sure I’ll have something in my purse to sneak off and eat.
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I’m like dayum, can you have a breakfast bar or sumfin’?!
Phrozen1der

@Sassy @Fefe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

Gigi26 says:

Yeah Lashelle I know a lot of West Indians that are 7 Day Adventists, they are pretty strict. Just act extra holy and look as pure as you can Have the skirts on deck and neutral colors if you want to wear make-up and the like.

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Too DAMN much if you ask me! I’m like, SHOOT, I thought I was supposed to “come as I am”
But the fact that this is all new to me (because the BF doesn’t do it like he should) I HOPE they cut me some slack.
In situations like these, I usually have a drink or two to calm my nerves. But for some reason, I don’t think they’d like that too much.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

BBW! hey bewski!

Hershey he gone do a 2012 remix ft 2 Live Crew called SQUIRT THAT PUSSAY!
Bigbadwolf

I would have LIKED to have responded, but at that point I was dead and having a hellafied spades game with Tupac, Biggie, Martin Luther King, & Lucille Ball – fortunately, after we kicked a$$, they told me it “wasn’t my time” and un-deaded me.

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The Makeup Maven

Carrington says:

Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:

Ghetto/hood people don’t know it.
– – – – – – – – – – – –
You was right when you said what you said!

I was talking to my cousin in Chicago once and she said something about going to the Golden Coral (I only go there if I need to take a bunch of children to a buffet with food that they can play over)…

I said, “Oh, they have a Golden Coral near you now?”

She said, “Boy, please! You know they ain’t puttin’ nothin high class like that on this side of town!”

I would have LIKED to have responded, but at that point I was dead and having a hellafied spades game with Tupac, Biggie, Martin Luther King, & Lucille Ball – fortunately, after we kicked a$$, they told me it “wasn’t my time” and un-deaded me.
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http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@FE FE AND LASHELLE

I LOVE THAT YALL IN THE FREAKY FRIDAY SPIRIT!

REST OF YALL TAKE NOTE!
Gigi26

GiGi now whatchu mean “attempted” to do the bomb-azz twist out?
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My hair was on that ish last night, don’t wanna cooperate so it looks okay but not the way I wanted Ehh but I still look cayute tho lol
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@LASHA

That thang shole is looking right!
See, I swore not to :jack: today but you making it hard on a nigga!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

@Carrington

I’m telling you! They really don’t be knowing!! I had an argument years ago with one of my ghetto azzed cousins about the fact that CZs are NOT worth just as much as diamonds. And that “diamonique” are just high-grade CZs.

I let it go then…. I don’t know nothing.

And I ain’t been to Golden Corral since……..2000! Wow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

Don’t get me STARTED on what we CAN’T have there. UGGGGGH! I’m sure I’ll have something in my purse to sneak off and eat.
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I’m like dayum, can you have a breakfast bar or sumfin’?!

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I’m gonna come back to Texas all malnourished & thangs. My grandparents are gonna have a FIT!

@ Sass-

HIS peeps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzwovsgiBXU lashellebelle

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@FE FE AND LASHELLE
I LOVE THAT YALL IN THE FREAKY FRIDAY SPIRIT!

REST OF YALL TAKE NOTE!
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@LASHA
That thang shole is looking right!
See, I swore not to today but you making it hard on a nigga!

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Just don’t go BLIND Boo!
Hershey

Fayla :hugs:
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

@ Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy!

I believe that because of my mom, I’ve always had a touch of “bourgeois” in me, but not so much that I’m not down to earth – Most of my family and I just tend to get enjoyment out of “different” things in life, but maaaan, when I tell you sometimes my cousin’s leave me wondering if I’m not as “down to earth” as I THINK I am… LOL

They say the damndest things and think it’s “normal” to think that way.

One of my family members came into a little cash and was buying a first NEW car, in speaking to the person with the money someone said, ‘OK, what’s your budget for the car you want?” her daughter got MAD and went off at the dealership saying, “What she need a BUDGET for?!? If she see a car she like, she just need to buy it!!!” and stormed off because the person was trying to say you can’t just go and buy a car and not know how much money you plan to spend like you’re rich.

There was almost a fight. Fast forward a year and a 1/2 and that person didn’t listen and now got a car they they can’t keep insurance on or gas IN.