Floyd Mayweather has finally cracked under the strain of prison life .. after only 12 days behind bars.
Mayweather, 36, was booked into prison on June 1 to serve a 86 day sentence for assaulting his baby mama in front of their children.
But narcissists don’t do very well when they aren’t getting the attention they crave.
In court documents, Mayweather’s attorneys begged a judge to let Mayweather serve out his sentence in the comforts of his home. The lawyers cited his declining health, and called the prison sentence “cruel and inhuman” punishment.
Lawyer Richard Wright wrote that Mayweather’s confinement to his cell for 23 hours a day was taking a toll on his championship physique.
The boxer’s doctor expressed concern for his “dehydrated appearance,” his lack of muscle tone and dry mucus membranes inside his mouth — symptoms that can be caused by nervousness and plain old fashioned fear, which affects the appetite.
In other words, Mayweather is not drinking enough water or eating his prison meals due to depression about being locked away from his lavish, baller lifestyle.
From TMZ:
Floyd says his doctor also “expressed deep concern for [Floyd’s] health and explained that any lengthy period of time with an inappropriate diet, coupled with lack of regular exercise, will most likely lead to irreversible damage to Mr. Mayweather’s physique.”
Floyd’s doctor also told the court he’s concerned about Floyd’s diet … because he used to eat 3,000 to 4,000 calories per day … and now, the doc believes FM is eating less than 800.
More from Sandrarose.com:
:eyeroll:
Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals
oh
I know dudes that got 20-30 yrs and you got what 90 days boy please go do sum push ups or sumfin 
Who the fukk cares? Should’ve thought about that before he went upside his BM’s head.
The boxer’s doctor expressed concern for his “dehydrated appearance,” his lack of muscle tone and dry mucus membranes inside his mouth — symptoms that can be caused by nervousness and plain old fashioned fear, which affects the appetite.
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Of course he hasnt HELD the love of his life in 11 days
oh well, get over it
<— hot cup of IDGAF
Ty says:
Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals
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Sang pretty boy
You drive me crazy shorty I
Need to see you and feel you next to me
I provide everything you need and I
Like your smile I don’t wanna see you cry
Got some questions that I got to ask and I
Hope you can come up with the answers babe
[Chorus: Nate Dogg]
Girl, It’s easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, It’s easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl
Maybe ol’ Floyd’s lack of…*ahem* protein is the issue….
Daddy Warbucks says:
Ty says:
Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals
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Sang pretty boy
You drive me crazy shorty I
Need to see you and feel you next to me
I provide everything you need and I
Like your smile I don’t wanna see you cry
Got some questions that I got to ask and I
Hope you can come up with the answers babe
[Chorus: Nate Dogg]
Girl, It’s easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl, It’s easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl
Rot in that bytch…bytch
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U know aint shyt wrong with him but missing 50
if all of my in-laws (the DeBarge family) can survive in jail then so can Floyd
Yall wrong as hell!
Fiddy gone come see him so they can hold hands across the table or do the palm press to the glass. :fistbump:
Awwwww…nothing like being love sick. Him and 50 haven’t been apart this long in years….Floyd doesn’t even want to eat #pobaby
@ Candi…. Pretty much ALL of them have been there too.
I kid.
@KyMegaCakes, You talmbout this type of protein >> :blow:
i know
i blame the man tho
this is whats wrong with the justice system now. Getting sick of seeing the deserving walk free and the innocent getting trumped up charges
And we are talking about 90 days!!! 90 days!!! He can’t take the summer off?
Iheart says:
@KyMegaCakes, You talmbout this type of protein >>
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Brings a new meaning to stick and move
#phuckfloydstophittingwomen
And as far as his body goes he may not be getting the calories he used to but every dude i knew that went to jail came out swole
MzDimpz
Ty
Iheart
Civil
Hell all yall
Please report to principles office
#doingtoomuch
:halo:
What’s wrong Floyd no gold utensils.
DIdn’t know bad girl Megan Good is engaged to an minster. She took her game to a whole NEW level
DeVon Franklin, an executive with Sony Pictures Entertainment and Seventh-day Adventist minister, was invited to share his faith on Oprah Winfrey’s “Super Soul Sundays” show.
Franklin, who is also engaged to actress Meagan Good, impressed Winfrey within minutes of meeting her when she decided to invite him on the show, which will air June 17. The Hollywood executive tweeted his gratitude to the media mogul for extending the invitation.
(In my best Martin voice) HOL’ UP HOL’ UP did the fool’s attorney say something about Mayweather’s DECLINING HEALTH??? Is THIS the SAME declining health that Mayweather had when he was in the ring immediately prior to turning himself in? (In my best Willona voice) NEGRO PLEASE!! Do your time, get out, go about your business and don’t put your hands on your children’s mother or ANY woman.
didn’t know jail was supposed to be so carefree…this nigguh
Wait so Floyd is supposed to enjoy jail? Isnt he an inmate? Wasn’t beating his children’s mother in front of them cruel and inhuman?
Bawwaahhhhaaaaahahahh @ FLOYD

Punk azz
CRUEL AND INHUMANE? WHAT ABOUT POOKIE NEM OVER THERE ON DEATH ROW. IS IT CRUEL AND INHUMANE FOR THEM TOO?
@Iheart that be the type I’m referring to….
Choco!
@ DW…I ain’t even do nuffin!
@ Choco…That’s what I said, he scared Fiddy out turning straight or looking for a new love while he’s gone.
I wanna wrestle naked and play pokemon

MzDimplez1123 says:
Yall wrong as hell!
Fiddy gone come see him so they can hold hands across the table or do the palm press to the glass.
Bye y’all
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mrsloveleigh says:
this is whats wrong with the justice system now. Getting sick of seeing the deserving walk free and the innocent getting trumped up charges
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Ty says:
Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals
lawd i missedid yew!
hey schweetie!
Choco aka Hippie says:
I wanna wrestle naked and play pokemon
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*back on topic* So u saying Floyd and 50 play naked Twister
86 days
INHUMAN? WHAT U ESSPECT 5 ESSTAR MEALS AND 5 ESSTAR 
candibfly says:
if all of my in-laws (the DeBarge family) can survive in jail then so can Floyd
FIFTY GOING TO PULL A TINY AND GIVE HIS BOO THANG A HAND
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Ty says:
Aint shyt wrong with Flyod but missing his other half. His azz in there singing 21 Questions having withdrawals
lawd i missedid yew! hey schweetie!
I cant stand Floyds punk azz
I wonder is he the bottom 
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Hey hun
@ Choco…That’s what I said, he scared Fiddy out turning straight or looking for a new love while he’s gone.
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Floyd is looking a like a prison bish right now I mean I know he’s Fiddy’s bish…. but dang homes you BOX for a living take it upside the head like you dished it
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
FIFTY GOING TO PULL A TINY AND GIVE HIS BOO THANG A HAND

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Hey hun I cant stand Floyds punk azz I wonder is he the bottom
u don’t see diabla and them complaining. and u know she ain’t gettin as many calories as she’s used to
Usual Suspect says:
What’s wrong Floyd no gold utensils. :rolleys:
DIdn’t know bad girl Megan Good is engaged to an minster. She took her game to a whole NEW level
DeVon Franklin, an executive with Sony Pictures Entertainment and Seventh-day Adventist minister, was invited to share his faith on Oprah Winfrey’s “Super Soul Sundays” show.
Franklin, who is also engaged to actress Meagan Good, impressed Winfrey within minutes of meeting her when she decided to invite him on the show, which will air June 17. The Hollywood executive tweeted his gratitude to the media mogul for extending the invitation.
where da hell is HIS??
*back on topic* So u saying Floyd and 50 play naked Twister
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Nahhh I really wanna wrestle naked and get poked
candibfly says:
if all of my in-laws (the DeBarge family) can survive in jail then so can Floyd
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I was about to say “yo family too girl?”
sorry meagan i meant 1st lady bish. respekful & chit
Maybe if Ray J sends him a video singing one wish in his living room he will make it thru the remaining few days
If I had one wish
Was Ray really serenating those fools though?
Pssst at Megan Im not even hating but I mean dayum she’s saving herself for marriage mmmkay NEXT just cuz she’s marrying a minister don’t make him anymore perfect or less
Hey hun
I cant stand Floyds punk azz
I wonder is he the bottom
girl u know they take turns & whatnot
gotta keep it essiting & new
<—50 on top
<—floyd on top
THATS SUCH AN UGLY VISUAL… 50 OL SKRONG AZZ AT THE BOTTOM AND FLOYD ON TOP ESSPINING LIKE A NINJA TURTLE ON 50 MAJIC STICK!
Shut up Lakes!
@Dimpz, He sure was
Playing a white piana in Floyd’s living room 
jmo
what are u talkin bout tho, that is my family
@Choco that’s cool, ma…I’ll take some :hunch: for a
I used to have a thang for Fiddy too.
*Pours out some water*
So yall saying Ray J giving out Free Floyd Flip Flops
Im just happy somebody got Megan outta those damn black leggings
He should be honored for that shyt alone 
@ iHeart…I’m so glad I didn’t see that shyt.
Is that the day he was throwing his flip flops at Fab? Were there ANY women there?
MzDimplez1123 says:
I used to have a thang for Fiddy too.
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It was the body huh??
mmmhmmm I see it
So yall saying Ray J giving out Free Floyd Flip Flops

I don’t even have to say anything cause y’all saying it all.
@ JMO….I got a problem, I’m addicted to muskles.
See, I’m at step one to recovery.

Maybe he misses Chili?
MzDimplez1123 says:
I used to have a thang for Fiddy too.
*Pours out some water*
Only if it’s Vitamin Water 
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In honor of YSO’s man. My muscle addiction is like putting a loaded gun in my mouth and I can’t help that I love pulling the trigger.
SHOUT OUT TO RDJ!
Dimpz
@Dimpz, Nope that happened way before then but that’s why the flip flop incedent happened
Fab was clownin Ray for singing in Floyd’s living room while they were taping 24/7 for his fight vs Ortiz 
Maybe he misses Chili
^^ AND HER BABY HAIR…. WONDER HOWMANY TIMES HE MUFFD HER AZZ?
@Choco that’s cool, ma…I’ll take some

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Awwww you
Nah for real I dunno whats going on with me Im horny but then Im not!
JMO says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
I used to have a thang for Fiddy too.
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It was the body huh??
mmmhmmm I see it

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It was all good till I heard ‘In the Club’
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend want to get bi and they ready to go
O-TAY
@ JMO…He told a judge that when he was in court for something he did. I like this:
He aiight! 
MzDimplez1123 says:
I used to have a thang for Fiddy too.
*Pours out some water*
chiiiile in the “in the club” vid when he swung upside down from the ceiling?
he was FINE when he 1st came out. rabbit teef & all 
SO YALL SAYING THAT FLOYD IS LOW ON FIFTY VITAMIN WATER :blow:
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Choco that’s cool, ma…I’ll take some
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Awwww you
Nah for real I dunno whats going on with me Im horny but then Im not!
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Yeah. Some days the corner of the desk just doesn’t look as inviting…
@Lakes, who the hell is Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam?
Floyd gone be sangin this to 50 when he get out since his health is declining and shyt
It’s too big, it’s too wide
It’s too strong, it won’t fit
It’s too much, it’s too tough
Yeah. Some days the corner of the desk just doesn’t look as inviting…

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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
SO YALL SAYING THAT FLOYD IS LOW ON FIFTY VITAMIN WATER
That’s the jest of it…. 
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How ya doing, mami?
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO…He told a judge that when he was in court for something he did. I like this:
He aiight! 
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JMO
SOME OLD SHAIT IDK NUFFIN BOUT?
JMO says:
@Lakes, who the hell is Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam?
Not an 80s baby huh 
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Hey hun I cant stand Floyds punk azz I wonder is he the bottom
JMO says:
@Lakes, who the hell is Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam?
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:stop: it right now!
@ iHeart….Fab was mad he wasn’t asked to perform.
That’s the REAL reason Emily can’t get no love. 
@ Fayla…..I loved him down to his bullet hole dimples.
TY MORE LIKE AN 80’S
Casserra Casserra :whistles: Lost in emotions
Yall are nutz!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
JMO
SOME OLD SHAIT IDK NUFFIN BOUT?
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*wipes forehead sweat* I knew I could count on you
That’s the REAL reason Emily can’t get no love.
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Emily thinks she is banging I think she is Biggin
Its onl;ly been like 12 hours??? Grow some!!!
@Dimpz, you might just be on to something there
Floyd aint trying to get no :blow: from Fab ole chipped toof ass
That’s why he made 50 get his
fixed 
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
TY MORE LIKE AN 80?S
JMO Still luv u
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*gives JMO a box set DVD of 80s trivia* don’t come back til u’ve watch all 257 dvds
@ Fayla…..I loved him down to his bullet hole dimples.
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Casserra Casserra :whistles: Lost in emotions
@Choco aka Hippie says:
Pssst at Megan Im not even hating but I mean dayum she’s saving herself for marriage mmmkay NEXT just cuz she’s marrying a minister don’t make him anymore perfect or less
it was a minister. But good for her, maybe this will explain her learning how to dress.
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She saving herself for her marriage to this man….It’s clear she ain’t NO VIRGIN. She made a vow after doing that movie with Jakes that she was going to be celeibate unil GOD placed her husband in her life. I was just
Wonders if she will be at the NEXT WOMAN THOU ART LOOSED
With a Suit and Church hat?
u might as well just keep a google tab open while u on SR
Choco aka Hippie says:
That’s the REAL reason Emily can’t get no love.

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Emily thinks she is banging I think she is Biggin
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That’s cause fools be gassin her up…Fab NEEDS to be paying for a gym membership, not no phuckin Bently or Phantom or whatever the bish was pushin….
@ iHeart….His smile is so pretty now though.
Big tooth ass. 
@JMO, Do you know who Johhny 5 is??
Two Detroit teens have been wounded after a gunfight broke out over what eyewitnesses say was an argument over who makes the best Kool-Aid.
The beverage-based battle took place Tuesday night in the city’s Brightmoor neighborhood in front of an abandoned school building, according to WJPK-TV.
“The initial argument, from my understanding, began over Kool-Aid,” a witness told reporter Andrea Isom, who confirmed the story with Detroit officers.
The tongue-lashing increased in intensity until two of the men from the conflicting Kool-Aid crews started shooting each other.
However, neither shooter hit their intended mark, according to ImperfectParent.com, which reported that two innocent bystanders, both 17, were hit by the stray bullets.
One victim was struck in the wrist and the other got a bullet in the rear.
Both victims were taken to local hospitals to be treated for their injuries and both have since been released from the hospital.
Meanwhile, Detroit police are looking for the two shooting suspects, one of whom reportedly left the scene in a purple 2007 Impala.
Although Kool-Aid seems to be one of the least important reasons to fight someone, much less shoot them, arguments over the popular powdered drink are not unprecedented.
Earlier this month, a woman in Pahokee, Fla., was arrested for domestic assault after she had a fight with her brother because someone drank his Kool-Aid, the Palm Beach Post reported.
During the argument, the woman threw a vase at her brother, who was sitting on the porch.
The woman later told authorities that her brother was crazy and that he was upset because of the Kool-Aid while the brother said he was tired of his sister’s disrespect.
JMO
WHEN U FEELING LOOOST LOOK FOOOR MEEE! **WE CAN BE LOST TUUGETHURR**
DISCO SANGER.. I THINK 
AND I GOOGLED IT LISA LISA IS AN 80’S
Johnny 5? You mean from SC? I had to think a minute. LOL
I’M ALL CRIED OUUUUUUUTTTT….OVER YOUUUUU…HOOOOOO!!!!!!!
<—Makes a mean pitcher of kool-aid but ain't gone shoot a bish for saying different.
@Dimpz
OH WE DOING PRE HISTORIC TRIVIA..
<<TO KITCHEN TO FIZ ESSNACKS LET ME GET MY
READY **GOOGLE ON READY**
:stop: <— talk to the hand, all of yous :rollseyes:
… and no I don't know a damn Johnny 5.
She saving herself for her marriage to this man….It’s clear she ain’t NO VIRGIN. She made a vow after doing that movie with Jakes that she was going to be celeibate unil GOD placed her husband in her life. I was just it was a minister. But good for her, maybe this will explain her learning how to dress.
Wonders if she will be at the NEXT WOMAN THOU ART LOOSED With a Suit and Church hat?
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I just think the media needs anything to report on – she hasn’t slept with him but will marry a dick she don’t know #NOT I
That’s cause fools be gassin her up…Fab NEEDS to be paying for a gym membership, not no phuckin Bently or Phantom or whatever the bish was pushin….
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I don’t like her bod it look like it suffers
gunfight broke out over what eyewitnesses say was an argument over who makes the best Kool-Aid
Please leave the post,
at you for repeating it. 
*goes to google johnny 5*
Iheart says:
@JMO, Do you know who Johhny 5 is??
who dat ill?
Usual Suspect says:
@Choco aka Hippie says:
Pssst at Megan Im not even hating but I mean dayum she’s saving herself for marriage mmmkay NEXT just cuz she’s marrying a minister don’t make him anymore perfect or less
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She saving herself for her marriage to this man….It’s clear she ain’t NO VIRGIN. She made a vow after doing that movie with Jakes that she was going to be celeibate unil GOD placed her husband in her life. I was just it was a minister. But good for her, maybe this will explain her learning how to dress.
Wonders if she will be at the NEXT WOMAN THOU ART LOOSED With a Suit and Church hat?
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There is such a thing…It’s called ‘wait training’.
I’d do it too, if I didn’t like dack so much…Wait. That’s not an excuse…
iono who they are either, i was only 8 when the 80s ended
but i still listen to music from then and i love 80s movies
I’M ALL CRIED OUUUUUUUTTTT….OVER YOUUUUU…HOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Higher Pitch… Im All cried outtttttttttttttttt over youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@JMO, But you were born in what ’84?? You are only a year younger than me so it’s just funny as hell to me
I still
you though. Bring it on in :hugs:
Ohhh so no one knows lil ole Johnny cinco eh???
*whistles* Somebodys showing their age …..
Iheart says:
@JMO, But you were born in what ’84?? You are only a year younger than me so it’s just funny as hell to me
I still
you though. Bring it on in :hugs:
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There is such a thing…It’s called ‘wait training’.
I’d do it too, if I didn’t like dack so much…Wait. That’s not an excuse…
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ION know if I could not try it out before I committed to infiniti for it
gunfight broke out over what eyewitnesses say was an argument over who makes the best Kool-Aid
^^
“KOOLAID CHHHHAAAAAAAAAAALLLENGE!!”
**BIG RED JUG BURST THRU SR WALL** “OOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEAH!”
@Fay, From the movie Short Circuit.. “Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!”
Pure nigg@ sht. I really feel bad for the one that caught a bullet in the ass. But then again I don’t.
Usual Suspect says:
OOOHHHH Johnny 5
JOHNY CINCO..
NOPE.. NADA!
what u only 2 years younger? lol girl i thought u was born in 93 or something
Ty says:
Im just happy somebody got Megan outta those damn black leggings He should be honored for that shyt alone
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<—me playing the last high notes on the piano of ALL CRIED OUT

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Lisa Lisa married a FED EX guy
@JMO – Don’t ask JMO nothing that happened befor summer 94. So just :stop:
@Choco – Well as far as not marrying dyck you ain’t had, that’s how most of our grandmothers and some moma’s got down. She ain’t getting no younger and how bad can the dyck be? Her plus plus he’s a heavy hitter in hollywood, she guaurteed at least 4 more movie roles over the next 10 years.
Let’s face it…. was trying not to talk about the girl, but she been ran through in hollywood. #nohater
YSoSrs says:
@LACE
Pure nigg@ sht. I really feel bad for the one that caught a bullet in the ass. But then again I don’t.
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Choco aka Hippie says:
There is such a thing…It’s called ‘wait training’.
I’d do it too, if I didn’t like dack so much…Wait. That’s not an excuse…
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ION know if I could not try it out before I committed to infiniti for it
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Let’s ask SR’s resident celebrity, er, celibantee…
*clears throat*
Candibfly what is your take on wait training and not taking the stick out for a test drive before marriage…
I want to see what Candi says before I put in my two cents…
THIS BISH SAID 93
WELL DAM!
@Candi, EXACTLY
I just knew she was born in 89 or 90 
*looks at comment 131* When ya think you have e-friends
“cruel and inhuman” punishment.
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Im just happy somebody got Megan outta those damn black leggings He should be honored for that shyt alone
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You ain’t neva lied
Usual Suspect says:
@JMO – Don’t ask JMO nothing that happened befor summer 94. So just :stop:
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i didn’t read what wait training was
but *opens up my guide to celibacy* don’t do it til ur married, at least that’s what i’m doing
i havent kissed my fay today
FORGET YALL WE HAD SNOOP DOG AND NUTHING BUT A G THANG
<<MAYBE THATS WHY US 80'S BABY CANT MEMBER SHAIT!
if we weren’t e-friends then why am i planning this SR bash for the 15th huh? #rude *goes to cancel the stripper and wine tasting*
candibfly says:
i didn’t read what wait training was
but *opens up my guide to celibacy* don’t do it til ur married, at least that’s what i’m doing
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I’m ’bout to get personal…Are you a virgin?
Wait Training is for those that are not natural virgins, but have re-dedicated their life to God and have pledged to stay abstinent until Marriage.
**BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ!
@Choco – Well as far as not marrying dyck you ain’t had, that’s how most of our grandmothers and some moma’s got down. She ain’t getting no younger and how bad can the dyck be? Her plus plus he’s a heavy hitter in hollywood, she guaurteed at least 4 more movie roles over the next 10 years.
Let’s face it…. was trying not to talk about the girl, but she been ran through in hollywood. #nohater
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See this is what I know also that she has been ran through so it’s like okay all of sudden Im not hating on the chick at all I have nothing against her but why glorify not being a virgin but being one before your married it’s twisted to me
And as far as our grandmothers they put up with a lot back then I can’t commit to no good dack
@Kycakes – You can’t re-up on wait Training–abstinence… shrug:
Thought that was folks do tha HAVE NEVER had sex?
You can become abstient or recommit.
@JMO
I am your e-friend. :hugs:
They just hating cause you knew what sunshine and fresh air was like while they *points* only knew cheese puffs and the glow of their Zenith televisions.
@Laker
Put em back girl
put them back
I still got the Keith Sweat p>tape that has make it last forever on it
Usual Suspect says:
@Kycakes – You can’t re-up on wait Training–abstinence… shrug:
Thought that was folks do tha HAVE NEVER had sex?
You can become abstient or recommit.
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What do you mean you can’t ‘re-up’?
Folks that have never had sex are those that make purity pledges and wear the little rings…
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
**BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ!
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Wait Training is for those that are not natural virgins, but have re-dedicated their life to God and have pledged to stay abstinent until Marriage.
^^ THATS BAD FOR UR HEALTH.. MY GYNO TOLD ME THAT SESS IS NATURAL AND ONCE U HAVE IT UR BODY CRAVES IT AND NEEDS IT **I WAS GETTING THE WORST CRAMPS**
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
**BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ!
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ky i think that’s a good idea, if you’re really committed to it and that’s what u really want to do, i, i mean my friend fandice, might not be able to do that
lawd the flesh is so weak
i’ve been a virgin since may
@KY
Candi? A virgin?

@Iheart
U say tape?? U got something to play that on??
candibfly says:
if we weren’t e-friends then why am i planning this SR bash for the 15th huh? #rude *goes to cancel the stripper and wine tasting*
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*slides down the wall crying* Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
**BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ!
Oh hell naw Lakes it was all about Kris Kross we dont do the Lil’s and shyt
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DADDY
FINE!! **BRING OUT 112 AND JAGED EDGE CDS** IM READY!
why i thought she was talkin bout exercise at first tho?
i was like i know i been workin out lately but ion think i mentioned it on here
YSoSrs says:
@JMO
I am your e-friend. :hugs:
They just hating cause you knew what sunshine and fresh air was like while they *points* only knew cheese puffs and the glow of their Zenith televisions.
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Didn’t have sex for almost 2 years before I met mister. We dated for 5 months before we had sex, and prior to having sex. I told him I was dating to marry. Now that WILL not work for every woman. Certian that he was the one…Just like Royce
@Bibi, Hell no
I just like to look at it for memories 
yso :raycharles:
Sandra, I just cant with you. Jail and prison = totally different places
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
DADDY FINE!! **BRING OUT 112 AND JAGED EDGE CDS** IM READY!
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@Iheart
Scared me for a moment
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
DADDY
FINE!! **BRING OUT 112 AND JAGED EDGE CDS** IM READY!
_________________
:stop: you need to take it back a notch, to Kriss Kross, ABC, hell even immature
**THROWS HER B2K OLDIES IN THE MIX**
@Candibi – Please leave the post at once, done with you for the day.
Ty says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
**BRINGS OUT HER LIL BOW WOW AND LIL ROMEO CDS OUT** NOW LETS GOOO BACK FO REALZ!
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“All I wanna do is see ya Bounce with me, bounce with me
Grab a partner hit the floor Bounce with me, bounce with me
Some clap, clap others stomp But around here
we get it crunk when ya Bounce with me, bounce with me”
: on topic :
it’s jail. wtf u thought, ni99a ???????????
Good morning :2dance: << the new line dance
Not B2K
Usual Suspect says:
Didn’t have sex for almost 2 years before I met mister. We dated for 5 months before we had sex, and prior to having sex. I told him I was dating to marry. Now that WILL not work for every woman. Certian that he was the one…Just like Royce
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I applaud you girl
THE REAL MAC – What up Bew

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
**THROWS HER B2K OLDIES IN THE MIX**
Make her stop 
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*throws a flip flop*
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Wait Training is for those that are not natural virgins, but have re-dedicated their life to God and have pledged to stay abstinent until Marriage.
^^ THATS BAD FOR UR HEALTH.. MY GYNO TOLD ME THAT SESS IS NATURAL AND ONCE U HAVE IT UR BODY CRAVES IT AND NEEDS IT **I WAS GETTING THE WORST CRAMPS**
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Hmm…I’m not a believer, but
I have, however, seen those articles that says daily sex is a good health booster. I dunno…Mind you, I say this after getting cobwebs removed from the coochie over the weekend. The longest I’ve ever gone is over four years. It was just like riding a bike over cobblestones…I never forgot how.
But I do have a desire for real love, and I think, for me personally, I won’t find it until I put a padlock on the puzzy….
#ConfessionsOfAnOnTheFenceChristian
cali
u gotta start somewhere right?!
Afternoon Ohoney
Bibi says:
Not B2K
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
DADDY FINE!! **BRING OUT 112 AND JAGED EDGE CDS** IM READY!
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No u have not Lace!
but i’ll take it when i can 
JMO
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
Where my dogs at? Bark with my now
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
And my girls are runnin’ where the love
wherever the love is going down say
THEY DONT WANT NONE!!
@Bibi, You thought I was bout to say I got a tape deck in the car still huh
I swear that lead singer boy from Soul for Real is Jay Zs lost son
Fayla…..i ordered my whip back in January!!!! Where is it
@ Cali…How bad can the dyck be? You wanna have a talk with me about my first BD?
I still an original tape of AMG’s Bytch Betta Have My Money.
@Iheart
Or worse at home
Wait.. my car is older I may have one
jeniefrumdabloc – It WAS Not easy switched from batteries to back massager and it made life so much easier. Wasn’t the same, but it worked
The funny thing is when you date and don’t have sex, men try much harder. IMO
OH YALL DONT ACT LIKE YALL AINT FEELING OUR OLDIES **SLIDES CHINGY IN THE CD PLAYER** RIIIGHT THUUUR!
I keep confusing KY for OTB since you got the BEy gravi up
AFTERNOON EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
@JMO SMH woman we they same age and I know all these folks & robots!
Lovedddddddddddd Johnny 5!
@JMO ever watch Perfect Strangers???
@Jmo, Aint he tho
And I am
that you know who soul for real is 
candibfly says:
ky i think that’s a good idea, if you’re really committed to it and that’s what u really want to do, i, i mean my friend fandice, might not be able to do that
lawd the flesh is so weak
i’ve been a virgin since may
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Not certain if that’s what I want to do, though.
See, yesterday, me and God was conversing and I told him I don’t want to be doing this, but I am lonely and want someone to hold me, even if it’s occassional with no real feelings behind it. I crave adult company and the other dirty things adults do…
DJM
Cot damn, I feel like I’m on Taxi Cab Confessions…..
OHoney! *hands u a BVC tshirt* :wave:
Bish did you say Chingy
They don’t want it lakes!!

Give they azz the funky chicken
or some chit 
OH YEEEEAH!!
This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know <HOW HE GET IN ON THE SECRET?
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out
Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish
Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
@CandiB – Yes, mama! You gotta start somewhere
She use to date the owner of my ballet schools son
She has some big titties from what i recall
frenchie :wave:
perfect strangers and that damn balki
larry was such a stick in the mud 
And I got an old DJ Clue Cd from when Fabolous went by Fabolous Sport.
#ConfessionsOfAnOnTheFenceChristian
Thats interesting. I have sex whenever I want and still consider myself “across the fence”..
Iheart says:
Bish did you say Chingy
She shole did
@candi i had a crush on Balki
*looks at shirt*
I don’t know what this is
IHEART
YOOOOU LIKE IT!
Im confused like chit I want a relationship so I can have constant dack but then after that Im like What????????
Getcho ass outta hurr sanging Thong Song!
I still an original tape of AMG’s Bytch Betta Have My Money.
French KI$$E$ says:
@JMO ever watch Perfect Strangers???
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Chile I loved Balki
Do u remember Small Wonder? The son is homeless now
**SLIDES CHINGY OUT AND GETS HER PETTY PABLO ON**
TAAAKE UR SHIRT AAWF!
OutsidetheBox says:
#ConfessionsOfAnOnTheFenceChristian
Thats interesting. I have sex whenever I want and still consider myself “across the fence”..
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Girl, please..I’m on the fence with a lot…gettin azz, puffin lah, plotting on ways to kill my Sister…
It’s not easy…
@ JMO….I’mma take a pic of it and send it to you later.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
OH YALL DONT ACT LIKE YALL AINT FEELING OUR OLDIES **SLIDES CHINGY IN THE CD PLAYER** RIIIGHT THUUUR!
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@Lakes, I sure don’t
You giving us 80’s baby a bad name by classifying THAT shyt as a fukkin oldie 
The funny thing is when you date and don’t have sex, men try much harder. IMO
Agreed! Waddup Cali
@ Lakes… Now Petey I fukks with I be damned near making myself deaf blasting Freek-A-Leek @ the gym.
DIMPZ SHAIT I WAS 14 DID NOT KNOW WHAT A THONG WAS
OHoney
born-again (iono if it needs a hyphen but i can’t have it in the acronym) virgin club
OHoney says:
Fayla…..i ordered my whip back in January!!!! Where is it
Choco
i just odered it last week, I exaggerate sometimes.

MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO….I’mma take a pic of it and send it to you later.
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OMG
Isn’t Perfect Strangers a movie? Balki sounds like weave…
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
**SLIDES CHINGY OUT AND GETS HER PETTY PABLO ON** TAAAKE UR SHIRT AAWF!
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Please turn that off ma’am… My shirt was off in a few clubs when this was out
@Dimpz – That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
You don’t know that you been having saltines, but ritz with peanut butter was available the whole time.
JMO says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO….I’mma take a pic of it and send it to you later.
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OMG
Isn’t Perfect Strangers a movie? Balki sounds like weave…
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Iheart says:
@Lakes, I sure don’t
You giving us 80?s baby a bad name by classifying THAT shyt as a fukkin oldie 

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*a quote from fandice*
i won’t say that i’m waiting til marriage but secruity around my vj will be tighter than fort knox
Usual Suspect says:
@Dimpz – That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
You don’t know that you been having saltines, but ritz with peanut butter was available the whole time.
iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be
@TY Vickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
shoot what was the name of the show were the girl had magic powers and she would freeze time with her fingers? and her daddy lived in a ball??
**SLIDES IN RKELLY CLOSET NUMBER 13543135**
Oh *glances at the shirt*

Thanks CandiB
*lays the shirt accross my bed to protect it from the wet spots I create
Ky – Is u the mofo in here that put nair in the lotion?
*across
Girl, please..I’m on the fence with a lot…gettin azz, puffin lah, plotting on ways to kill my Sister…
It’s not easy…
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The funny thing is when you date and don’t have sex, men try much harder. IMO
I see it differently if I want you I will have you I don’t need you to try hard to get me for what AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT 6 months later you finally hit and then what because I made you wait Im marriage material – I see it differently I didn’t have a problem getting proposed to
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Try harder to do what get some
candibfly says:
iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be
@CANDI
:steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.
candibfly says:
*a quote from fandice*
i won’t say that i’m waiting til marriage but secruity around my vj will be tighter than fort knox
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So what we talking about NOW
Isn’t Perfect Strangers a movie? Balki sounds like weave…
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YSoSrs says:
@CANDI
:steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.
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@ Lakes….What you gone play next, J-Kwon’s Tipsy?
candibfly says:
iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be
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I wasn’t impressed with sex until I got that first O….
Chhhiiiitttttttt….Bish turned into a fukkin junkie…That’s why my Son’s Dad is his Dad
@Frenchy
:hugs: Thanks for your kind words on Twitter last night!
I’m on the fence with a lot
What if you decided you wouldnt offer so much “weight” to that stuff…??Not killing your sister tho (im pretty sure no matter how new age we get taday, God say “killing aint right”
)..
They say when you stop thinking about it/harping on it, it happens…so instead of planning, just letting it happen, especially if you believe in “by design”
@Dimpz – That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
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Sorry but bullchit – not true my pussy isnt confused if she don’t like it she don’t like it…. and that concept only applies to females huh?
French KI$$E$ says:
@TY Vickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
shoot what was the name of the show were the girl had magic powers and she would freeze time with her fingers? and her daddy lived in a ball??
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i loved that show ‘Out of this World’
French KI$$E$ says:
@TY Vickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
shoot what was the name of the show were the girl had magic powers and she would freeze time with her fingers? and her daddy lived in a ball??
Damn it I know what u are talking about I need to stop
hold on let me see if I can find it 
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OTB!
y must i cry from missing u so MURCH? 
@ Cali…I was 16. I wasn’t putting out like that.
I just knew dude was leaving me feeling like I was missing something.
iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be
candibfly says:
iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be
________
U stooooooopid
has been a virgin since April 2012
losing it again July 2012
candibfly says:
French KI$$E$ says:
@TY Vickiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
shoot what was the name of the show were the girl had magic powers and she would freeze time with her fingers? and her daddy lived in a ball??
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i loved that show ‘Out of this World’
Damn we had some shyt back in the day
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DIMPZ **TAKES TIPSY OUT** U SAW ME PUT IT IN HUH??
@ French…Out of this World. I think her name was Evie and her Pappy was an alien.
*cues IMx’s song ‘First Time’ to set the mood*
OutsidetheBox says:
iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be
When I lost my virginity. I thought i was still a virgin for a long time. I was fukking pregnant.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Lakes….What you gone play next, J-Kwon’s Tipsy?
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Awww chit now!!
*starts doing the robot at my desk*
@candi
“would you like to swing on a star….”
why frenchie already got it planned out?
Fertile Myrtle
YSoSrs says:
@CANDI
:steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.
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Aww Shaun!
OMG, please check your phone, I gotta tell you sumthin!
OutsidetheBox says:
iono tho, even if u only been with that one dude u gotta feelin this shyt ain’t what it could be
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MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Lakes….What you gone play next, J-Kwon’s Tipsy?
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oh FYI any orders with 8 oz placed from saturday 6/9 forward will ship out Friday. the new jars will arrive thursday
Ohoney
So whats the plan for this weekend?
@CANDI yesssssssssssssssssss OUT OF THIS WORLD i use to
to be like her
*sits in the innocent corner with my eyes covered and my ears full of the Lord’s Prayer*
candibfly says:
why frenchie already got it planned out?
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Right!
/runon sentence
I need a recap….where is KDub?
Sorry but bullchit – not true my pussy isnt confused if she don’t like it she don’t like it…. and that concept only applies to females huh?
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And that’s my point THERE is nothing to compare to if you have only had sex with one person. A “well seasoned” puzzy…….well let’s just say it has infinity for certain things.
prynsexxx says:
YSoSrs says:
@CANDI
:steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.
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i hatechall!!!
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YSoSrs says:
*sits in the innocent corner with my eyes covered and my ears full of the Lord’s Prayer*
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@FEFE :2dance: yes my love
Fertile Myrtle
That b!tch been cursing my lineage for ages…im for certain she is a great grand of mine
PRYN!!
Don’t do him like that. He’s a legend and sht. Let him and his loc be great.
**PUSH PLAY ON CUPIT SHUFFLE** TOOO THE LEEFT!
YSoSrs says:
*sits in the innocent corner with my eyes covered and my ears full of the Lord’s Prayer*
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Lies tols on SR
Usual Suspect says:
Sorry but bullchit – not true my pussy isnt confused if she don’t like it she don’t like it…. and that concept only applies to females huh?
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And that’s my point THERE is nothing to compare to if you have only had sex with one person. A “well seasoned” puzzy…….well let’s just say it has infinity for certain things.
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I am loving your thoughts today Usual
@ Cali….But, I wasn’t well seasoned and dude had me feeling like, is that it, where’s the rest of it?!
Then he started buying toys and we kinda balanced but,
at him tryna do it on his own.
OutsidetheBox says:
/runon sentence
really Stevie’s last loc
prynsexxx says:
YSoSrs says:
@CANDI
:steviewonder: <—Cause you know he ain't really blind. No matter what his hair looks like.
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<——- really Stevie's last loc

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And that’s my point THERE is nothing to compare to if you have only had sex with one person. A “well seasoned” puzzy…….well let’s just say it has infinity for certain things.
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Please leave this topic alone with me – we wont ever agree and what I have to say you wont like but Im glad you are you and IM PLEASED to BE ME!
Well seasoned you are sooooo confused about what you are saying and you can not expect to know about me and mine!
Looking for logoff, but I guess you just clse the browser.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
**PUSH PLAY ON CUPIT SHUFFLE** TOOO THE LEEFT!
Wait Fefe
Choco – I don’t know about you puzzy, I was talking in general. I was talking about Megan Good….How do you think this is directed towards you? JEEZ
Hold on get lakes shuffling self
Oh my.
?
OutsidetheBox says:
No I agree its not easy breaking “vices” but what I meant was you built the fence.
I’m on the fence with a lot
What if you decided you wouldnt offer so much “weight” to that stuff…??Not killing your sister tho (im pretty sure no matter how new age we get taday, God say “killing aint right” )..
They say when you stop thinking about it/harping on it, it happens…so instead of planning, just letting it happen, especially if you believe in “by design”
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Ok, so I ain’t gonna kill the bish, but, a girl can dream, cant’ she?
Here’s the thing. Sometimes I wrestle with ‘what do I really believe?’
In the instance of ‘by design’ I’ve seen my Mother dedicate her life to God and she STILL has not received the desires of her heart..
So what?
So what you’re saying is, is just let chit happen?
What a novel idea….
@CANDI & @JMO yes planned and ready to go!!!!!!
IT’S GONNA BE THAT GOOD ISHHHHHHH! HAD TO LET GO OF THE JUMP OFF FOR A FEW MONTHS TO PREPARE FOR THIS ONE
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Cali….But, I wasn’t well seasoned and dude had me feeling like, is that it, where’s the rest of it?!
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lol, fandice’s first time she was like
ummm :stop: i know this ain’t it, they did way more stuff in the romance novels, i know it’s supposed to last more than 38 seconds 
@Bibi
Let him and his loc be great
But SIS even you fonted “it” in the singular.
Its locS damnit

BASS DROP
OH OH OH OH OH…
You got a 100 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
You got a 50 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
You got a 20 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
You got a 10 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
Single ladies
I can’t hear ya’ll
Single ladies
Make noise!
Single ladies
I can’t hear ya’ll
Single ladies
Make noise!
All the chicken heads
be quiet!
All the chicken heads
be quiet!
All the chicken heads
be quiet!
That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
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Damn
Umm…. Okay
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…
It’s a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…
I’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So, let’s make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we’re together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my neighbor?
Won’t you please,
Won’t you please?
Please won’t you be my neighbor?
Yall sit chall asses down
Waddup Choc 
Choco – I don’t know about you puzzy, I was talking in general. I was talking about Megan Good….How do you think this is directed towards you? JEEZ
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Cuz you responded to me and even in general I don’t think you are correct because you can’t generalize…. its all good I hear where you are coming from loud and clear
That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
who said this????
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I Go There says:
That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
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Damn
Umm…. Okay
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@jmo lawd when that song comes on! ion never have the amounts in my wallet they talk about but i still be jammin
I don’t know what this world’s gonna bring
But I know one thing that this is the life for me
Baby cause I’m a thug
All day every day
Baby cause I’m a thug
Wouldn’t change for the world
Uh huh cause I’m a thug
That’s right you heard
Baby cause I’m a thug
Uh huh oh yeah
[TRICK DADDY]
(check it out)
Could it be my baggy jeans
Or my gold teeth
That make me different from ya’ll
Ain’t trippin dog
But listen dog
I’ve been raised a little different dog
I’m just doing my thang
These are my ghetto slangs
And I’m representing thug shit
This who I roll with
Watch them niggas that’s gonna love this
Niggas who out on bond
On the run
Got 10 years on parole
Since you can’t say it dog I’ma say it for ya’ll
Motherfuck the po-po’s
Fuck the judge and CEO’s
Fuck the DA and PO’s
Fuck the family of the victim
Witness that’s snitchin ass hoes nigga
I feel
like the girl
at the bar
who has been there too long
can’t. stand. up.
Can I get a RE-FILL
Po Fandice.
Dude HAD to know he was missing parts of his dyck though, how the hell you be 17 with a dyck pump?
i couldn’t make this shyt up if I wanted to
Chilllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Whew….
I just don’t want to appear as though Im attacking her or her theory but I think it lacks a lot
Wait, I thought we were partying, what the fugg happened
…can’t have chit!!
*throws keyboard at my supervisor*
@Fe Fe
I dont know
but I must have missed a dousy
Usual Suspect says:
Sorry but bullchit – not true my pussy isnt confused if she don’t like it she don’t like it…. and that concept only applies to females huh?
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And that’s my point THERE is nothing to compare to if you have only had sex with one person. A “well seasoned” puzzy…….well let’s just say it has infinity for certain things.
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I am loving your thoughts today Usual
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Thanks Jeanie – Cause I don’t recall talking to one person in general.
You got a 100 dollar bill put yo’ hands up

You got a 50 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
You got a 20 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
You got a 10 dollar bill put yo’ hands up
WHO PUZZY CONFUSED
W
SIS!!
I can see just like Stevie and I know A loc when I see it.
I remember i made a guy wait 4 years…..well we weren’t dating the entire 4 years but anywhoo, when it finally happened it lasted about 3 minutes.
I think i made him wait too long
OutsidetheBox says:
Let him and his loc be great
But SIS even you fonted “it” in the singular. Its locS damnit
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@ Honey….I wanna cry for you bew.
OHoney
MzDimplez1123 says:
Po Fandice.
Dude HAD to know he was missing parts of his dyck though, how the hell you be 17 with a dyck pump?
i couldn’t make this shyt up if I wanted to
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I Go There says:
@Fe Fe
I dont know
but I must have missed a dousy
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@iGo I wanna do somethimg romantic, that’s just the mood I’m in.
Can you accommodate those needs?
I said it…
That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
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Of course I can generalize, it’s a blog not Toy R US Take Care
fandice has actually looked at the clock when it started and ended
9:37 ===> 9:39
why?
See If yall where white non of this shait would be happening
Dream on bish
Thats what dreams are for! I hit something so righteous at least once a week in my dreams. #satisfied
So what you’re saying is, is just let chit happen?
Going back to the saying, “if you wanna make God laugh, tell him YOUR plans.”
I’ve seen my Mother dedicate her life to God and she STILL has not received the desires of her heart..
I ponder that same sentiment…a lot..I try to keep it at the forefront of my mind, that through prayer and work, our wants SHOULD eventually mirror what God wants FOR us…and then I get lost agane and tap out.

We gone figure this thang called life out tho sis!
OHoney says:
I remember i made a guy wait 4 years…..well we weren’t dating the entire 4 years but anywhoo, when it finally happened it lasted about 3 minutes. I think i made him wait too long

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IKR! No offense to whomever said it but ummm, yeah…if I only experienced one dick in my life—> :shootsself:
Like for realz that makes you better or worse 
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MzDimplez1123 says:
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…
It’s a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?…
I’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So, let’s make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we’re together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my neighbor?
Won’t you please,
Won’t you please?
Please won’t you be my neighbor?
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Now where the hell is this from?? U fuggin up the oldies but goodies mood
Usual Suspect says:
I said it…
That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
________
Of course I can generalize, it’s a blog not Toy R US Take Care
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
WHO PUZZY CONFUSED
W
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I Go There says:
See If yall where white non of this shait would be happening
:confused:
“You old confused pussy bitch!” <—New insult coined here on SR.
@ DW…..You gone :stop: tryna put Baby(me) in the
**ADDING CONFUSED PUZZY NEXT TO STUNT PUZZY AND GYPS PUZZY** YALL KEEP THEM COMING
<<LIST
candibfly says:
@jmo lawd when that song comes on! ion never have the amounts in my wallet they talk about but i still be jammin
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OutsidetheBox says:

We gone figure this thang called life out tho sis!
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I swear I lubs you
I can see just like Stevie and I know A loc when I see it
I think he was too anxious
OHoney says:
I remember i made a guy wait 4 years…..well we weren’t dating the entire 4 years but anywhoo, when it finally happened it lasted about 3 minutes.
I think i made him wait too long
SERIOUS QUESTION!
what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
And you ain’t gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuk
I wanna fuk too
No, No, No you ain’t gotta say to much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuk
And you ain’t gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuk
I wanna fuk too
Of course I can generalize, it’s a blog not Toy R US Take Care
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TOYS R US huh for real tho Imma leave it cuz I don’t want to put it out there but you did mention TOYS R US I’ve been taking care! Keep on generalizing tho… your response sounded just like your generalization IMMATURE!
wasn’t one of the phrases heisman puzzy?
it was on this site right? i’m not crazy and making it up am i
@ JMO…..I was tryna stop the madness.
*Cues Lil Jon’s BiaBia* Jordan tore the shocks on his baby walker up to that song.
OHoney says:
@iGo I wanna do somethimg romantic, that’s just the mood I’m in.
Can you accommodate those needs?
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Romantic huh?
I got it
Ill get us a nice room
at Chateau Elan and we have the Wine Tasting tour
and get some massages… and we can feed each other fruit later that evening
YSoSrs says:
“You old confused pussy bitch!” <—New insult coined here on SR.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
**ADDING CONFUSED PUZZY NEXT TO STUNT PUZZY AND GYPS PUZZY** YALL KEEP THEM COMING <<LIST
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don't forget Braille puzzay
as in nigs be doin the heisman on that puzzy
I Go There says:
See If yall where white non of this shait would be happening
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What’s a Braille puzzy? Bumpy or didn’t see the dyck coming?
@Fay sits next to you Indian style
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

SERIOUS QUESTION!
what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
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Well, i didn’t make him wait per se, I really didn’t want to do the do until about 4 years later. He was always attractive to me I just didn’t view him like that. I should have kept thinking that way
Someone please explain Braille puzzay?? For the blind?
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO…..I was tryna stop the madness.
*Cues Lil Jon’s BiaBia* Jordan tore the shocks on his baby walker up to that song.
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Of course I can generalize, it’s a blog not Toy R US Take Care
ACE!

Sup?
MzDimplez1123 says:
What’s a Braille puzzy? Bumpy or didn’t see the dyck coming?
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What’s a Braille puzzy? Bumpy or didn’t see the dyck coming?

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YES iGO YES!!! ;yes:
SERIOUS QUESTION!
what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
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Longest Ive waited
maybe 4 months
and that shait was awful
she was fking Terrible
I actually had to WAKE UP OUTTA MY DREAM CAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL IM WAITING THAT DAMN LONG
See If yall where white non of this shait would be happening
@YGO
You and your white women. We gone let them have you like we let them have Taye Diggs and Tyrese.
BRAIL
*takes the keyboard away from fandice*
i think i missed the braille thing too
YSoSrs says:
“You old confused pussy bitch!” <—New insult coined here on SR.
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OMG
Did someone get called this??
… I can't with yall today 
Bumpy.
I do believe our dearly departed CD coined that phrase.
#weak
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
SERIOUS QUESTION!
what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
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Anyone guilty of the The second question here should be illegal…with a maximum punishment of death by German porn…..
My story is “deep”, I’ve traveled the world and had the opportunity to have some different types of dycks. Some were long, some were short and stubby, some came too quick, some tossed and flipped and wore it out.
Happy to say my MIN MIN has been “tried” and “tested”
Thankful to DYCK I now call home
But wait really what yall mean by braille??
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
You and your white women. We gone let them have you like we let them have Taye Diggs and Tyrese.
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you know I wouldnt choose a white woman over you Rubix
Usual Suspect says:

<<<< me emailing the O and not the .
My story is “deep”, I’ve traveled the world and had the opportunity to have some different types of dycks. Some were long, some were short and stubby, some came too quick, some tossed and flipped and wore it out.
Happy to say my MIN MIN has been “tried” and “tested”
Thankful to DYCK I now call home
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We here at SR welcome you with open arms and zipped lips. We shall not pass judgement
What’s German Porn?
I miss CD!
OHoney says:
YES iGO YES!!!
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Well Ill book the room
what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
Longest = 7 months and Yes.
I Go There says:
SERIOUS QUESTION!
what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
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Longest Ive waited
maybe 4 months
and that shait was awful
she was fking Terrible
I actually had to WAKE UP OUTTA MY DREAM CAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL IM WAITING THAT DAMN LONG
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Nothing worse than waiting for some puss and that shait is garbage. Then you get the “why you don’t call me no more” text/call. followed by
You aint shait
You lucky you got it
You couldn’t handle this anyway
Blah, Blah, Blah
If I told you the real reason your feelings would be hurt, and Daddy doesn’t do that. I might need your azz in the future.
And I know some of you ladies can relate
Now I have had some “I can’t beleive I’m smashing this bad chick, and she got that wet wet” moments.
@ Shaun….We not speaking today?
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
SERIOUS QUESTION!
what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
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Im charging it right now, @Kita! I couldnt even get it to turn on
*points DW to the
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MzDimplez1123 says:
What’s German Porn?
I miss CD!
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Babe…some questions you don’t want answers to….
@ Shaun….Oh. Ok. I’m not ready to be unloved yet.
@ BooBear…You sure?!
If this bish behind me don’t take her phone off of speaker! See, I can’t today, I’ve been her TOO damned long and they do dumbass shyt!
*points to YEW*
You get a FUKK you, You get a FUKK you, You get a FUKK you, AND YES You get a FUKK you,
I just want to say that this dam post right here has had me laughing out loud forreal and not giving a flying phuck either!Too funny!
@Bibi
See #387
Braille = herp/bumpy + raised
#school is out for summa
The ironic hypocrisy of it all
What’s German Porn
SOUNDS NAWSTY HAIRY AND BIG..
@OTB…
Is that Whoopie or (yells)2 CHHHAAAIIINNNZZZ in your gravi?
LolliepopLyfe says:
I just want to say that this dam post right here has had me laughing out loud forreal and not giving a flying phuck either!Too funny!
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You know what CHOCO most of the time I think you can be cool! The convo was based on
convo about Megan Goode.
Every time someone/anyone says something about loose/gypsy/out date
pu s s y, you most often get out of sorts.
If you think I’m immature COOL :thumbups: I’m also goofy, silly and happy amoung other things.
I think you are paranoid. This is a blog, where opinions are like aZZholes, everyone has one.
If you read back through the conversations I was talking to DIMPZ…..
@Dimpz – That’s where and when having many different dycks confuses your puzzy. The concept is to be with one man and you would never know if the sex was bad.
You don’t know that you been having saltines, but ritz with peanut butter was available the whole time.
Erryone thought it was funny and no one thought I was talking about you, when I JOKE with you I say your name and add a
it ain’t that serious girl….
You are always thinking someone is attacking you, the concept of only have sex with one person is BIBICAL BASED.
2 CHHHAAAIIINNNZZZ &^%$#*(#&$^@^!!
Thanks Prynn!
OutsidetheBox says:
what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
Longest = 7 months and Yes.
mine was 6 and the other answer is YES. once. but the guy had sandpaper hands & it just wasn’t hannin!
2 CHHHAAAIIINNNZZZ was almost your BIL while you up there shaking your head.
I almost decked my girl for some of that 2 CHHHAAAIIINNNZZZ ..
Erryone thought it was funny and no one thought I was talking about you, when I JOKE with you I say your name and add a it ain’t that serious girl….
You are always thinking someone is attacking you, the concept of only have sex with one person is BIBICAL BASED.
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Look girl when you respond to me then yes I will address it its a simple as that – when you responded you mentioned seasoned puzzy now as fars as me getting out of sorts when folks mention my pussy it’s natural I don’t give two fuks about the next chics puss… I dont ever feel under attack if that was the case I could’ve come off a lot stronger – I think that you put yourself in a position to state that waiting for one dick is great or biblical blah I dont care – others said they would just want one dick so whats your problem again? You made it seem like you know having one dick is the only way and making a man wait will get you a marriage proposal but then you say your puss has been tried and tested Im not in the mood and Im still kool!
Cali that was a nice synop.
Attn: when yall got a pro’lem with me, let Cali write the note. TIA.
Why am I paranoid because I disagree with you perhaps you are paranoid and confused… I don’t know what the problem like you said this is a blog right soooooooooooooooooooooooo take care
@ Shaun…But he looks like a preying mantis in that pic!
I swear if yall font “guhl” instead of girl it’ll be so much more urbane. #fancy
I think that facial expression says “him” so loudly tho!
OH LAWD make it stop!
Glass of wine
Candlelight
Music made for quiet times
I’m feelin’ mellow
I need my
Sweetie pie
Here to lay me out tonight
I want it
I want it
But I can’t get it
Take good care of me tonight
At home
I’m so alone
I’m wishin’ you were here
Baby tonight
My bed is cold
I’m wishin’ you were near
Cause I’m in a sexy mood
And only you can fill my needs
I’ll lay here
And take care of it
‘Til you come home to me
Always sound sensuous
Anytime we pillow talk
Using such few words
I get sensitive when you work
It feels so good when it hurts
Always want more and more
And I know you can’t be here
That usually don’t faze me
I need you tonight
Boy it’s drivin’ me crazy
Yearnin’ inside
With this burnin’ desire
I want it
I want it
But I just can’t get it from you
Take good care of me tonight
At home
I’m so alone
I’m wishin’ you were here
Baby tonight
My bed is cold
I’m wishin’ you were near
Cause I’m in a sexy mood
And only you can fill my needs
I’ll lay here
And take care of it
‘Til you come home to me
Ah ah
Take care of me
Ah ah
Fufill my needs
Ah ah,
Take care of me
Take good care
Ah ah
Take care of me
Ah ah
Fufill my needs
Ah ah
Whatever you can be
Ah ah
I’ll take good care of me
Take good care of me tonight
At home
I’m so alone
I’m wishin’ you were here
Baby tonight
My bed is cold
I’m wishin’ you were near
Cause I’m in a sexy mood
And only you can fill my needs
I’ll lay here
And take care of it
‘Til you come home to me
[Repeat]
Ah ah
Take care of me
Ah ah
Fufill my needs
Ah ah
Take care of me
Take good care
Ah ah
Take care of me
Ah ah
Fufill my needs
Ah ah
Whatever you can be
Ah ah
I’ll take care of me
[Rihanna]
I know you’ve been hurt by someone else
I can tell by the way you carry yourself.
If you let me, here’s what I’ll do
I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)
I’ve loved and I’ve lost.
[Drake: verse 1]
I’ve asked about you and they’ve told me things
but my mind didn’t change
I still the feel the same
what’s a life with no fun, please don’t be so ashamed
I’ve had mine, you’ve had yours we both know, we know.
They don’t get you like I will
my only wish is I die real
cause that truth hurts, and those lies heal
and you can’t sleep thinking that he lies still
so you cry still, tears all in the pillow case,
big girls all get a little taste
pushing me away so I give her space
dealing with a heart that I didn’t break.
I’ll be there for you, I will care for you
I keep thinking you, just don’t know
try to run from that, say you’re done with that
on your face girl, it just don’t show.
When you’re ready, just say you’re ready
when all the baggage just ain’t as heavy
and the parties over, just don’t forget me
we’ll change the pace and we’ll just go slow.
You won’t ever have to worry,
you won’t ever have to hide,
you’ve seen all my mistakes,
so look me in my eyes.
[Rihanna]
‘Cause if you let me, here’s what I’ll do
I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)
I’ve loved and i’ve lost.
[Drake: verse 2]
It’s my birthday, I’ll get high if I want to
can’t deny that I want you, but I’ll lie if have to
cause you don’t say you love me
to your friends when they ask you
even though we both know that you do (you do).
One time, been in love one time
you and all your girls in the club one time
all so convinced that you’re following your heart
cause your mind don’t control what it does sometimes.
We all have our nights though, don’t be so ashamed
I’ve had mine, you’ve had yours, we both know, we know.
You hate being alone
you ain’t the only one
you hate the fact that you bought the dream
and they sold you one
you love your friends but somebody shoulda told you somin’,
to save you, instead he said;
don’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
I don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
If you’re hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.
I won’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
you don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
if you’re true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
don’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
I don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
If you’re hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.
I won’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
you don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
if you’re true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
[Rihanna]
I know you’ve been hurt by someone else
I can tell by the way you carry yourself
if you let me, here’s what I’ll do
I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)
I’ve loved and I’ve lost.
BiBi I gotta keep laughter first. Otherwise
Everybody is better with a smiling OTB
Sorry Auntie….I REALLY meant to delete the link out the last post.
I’m 40……
Prior to getting married the 1st time….my values, STDS and HIV have changed my thought process about SEX. If folks have sex with 12 to 20 people a year that on them…..Folks need to do what creme their twinkie.
Not having sex GAVE ME a piece of mind. BUT THAT’s me, Not sure if how that is passing judgment on anyone?
Unfortunately I can’t help what your perception is…….
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
OutsidetheBox says:
what’s the longest u waited? AND/OR have u ever made a guy waiting KNOWING u wasnt giving up the
Longest = 7 months and Yes.
mine was 6 and the other answer is YES. once. but the guy had sandpaper hands & it just wasn’t hannin!
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You and OTB need to take this here Gun
and place it to your head and pull the trigger…
YOU SHOULD NEVER …EVER EVER EVER…String a Nicca Along secretly knowing You aint opening the cookie box… EVER!!!
[Rihanna]
I know you’ve been hurt by someone else
I can tell by the way you carry yourself.
If you let me, here’s what I’ll do
I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)
I’ve loved and I’ve lost.
[Drake: verse 1]
I’ve asked about you and they’ve told me things
but my mind didn’t change
I still the feel the same
what’s a life with no fun, please don’t be so ashamed
I’ve had mine, you’ve had yours we both know, we know.
They don’t get you like I will
my only wish is I die real
cause that truth hurts, and those lies heal
and you can’t sleep thinking that he lies still
so you cry still, tears all in the pillow case,
big girls all get a little taste
pushing me away so I give her space
dealing with a heart that I didn’t break.
I’ll be there for you, I will care for you
I keep thinking you, just don’t know
try to run from that, say you’re done with that
on your face girl, it just don’t show.
When you’re ready, just say you’re ready
when all the baggage just ain’t as heavy
and the parties over, just don’t forget me
we’ll change the pace and we’ll just go slow.
You won’t ever have to worry,
you won’t ever have to hide,
you’ve seen all my mistakes,
so look me in my eyes.
[Rihanna]
‘Cause if you let me, here’s what I’ll do
I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)
I’ve loved and i’ve lost.
[Drake: verse 2]
It’s my birthday, I’ll get high if I want to
can’t deny that I want you, but I’ll lie if have to
cause you don’t say you love me
to your friends when they ask you
even though we both know that you do (you do).
One time, been in love one time
you and all your girls in the club one time
all so convinced that you’re following your heart
cause your mind don’t control what it does sometimes.
We all have our nights though, don’t be so ashamed
I’ve had mine, you’ve had yours, we both know, we know.
You hate being alone
you ain’t the only one
you hate the fact that you bought the dream
and they sold you one
you love your friends but somebody shoulda told you somin’,
to save you, instead he said;
don’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
I don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
If you’re hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.
I won’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
you don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
if you’re true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
don’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
I don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
If you’re hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.
I won’t a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
you don’t care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
if you’re true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,
[Rihanna]
I know you’ve been hurt by someone else
I can tell by the way you carry yourself
if you let me, here’s what I’ll do
I’ll take care of you (I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take)
I’ve loved and I’ve lost.
I’m done with back and forth….I don’t feel attacked, I’m immunue to your going from 0 – 60, I find it humorious.
I’m glad that Megan Goode stopped wearing them see through tights and she found a man that is willing to love her through her sorted past. That’s what love is about, not pointing fingers and bringing up shitt from the past.
@OTB – anytime
just bc i wasnt finna let ole dude scratch my bawdy & pussy up wit them edward sandpaper hands?
i didn’t know the WHOLE time. maybe just like the last 3 months 
You get 2 maybe 3 paid dinners and entertainment from me….
After that ..don’t be upset when you don’t hear from me…If you call with
“Why haven’t you called me?”
my response..
“You ain’t trying to make nothing happen…”
Better light a spark or somethin…i’m too old to be chasing without returns..we grown..strings are made to be cut…so you best get to sealing the deal…
@ Fayla…..He didn’t mean that. He better not have!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
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That’s why we at my house…you aint got to bring me home to the kids before we get “somewhere”…Kids should be the final step…
ACE, OTB, Fayla and Dimpz there at least 2
Usual Suspect says:
ACE, OTB, Fayla and Dimpz there at least 2
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Anything good happenin in em?
we havin productive conversation…and chit…and you topics get lost when moving round..
We in the new post too. You jealous cause we got GYPZZY font huh?
We SEASONED vets. Not new to this true to this. #STUNTfonting
So Floyd, who is physically subperb and was in top fitness condition before going to jail…is now loosing his physique in less than 15 days? So how come my cousin went in and got big and buff as hell?
OutsidetheBox says:
We in the new post too. You jealous cause we got GYPZZY font huh?
We SEASONED vets. Not new to this true to this. #STUNTfonting
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Girl, do you know I let out a damn hell of a laughter, than goodness my office neighbors are gone for the evening.
lol. yeah, he misses 50. boy i’d like to be a fly on the wall during those hot sweaty sessions when he returns home. mmm mmm mmm. warm heated night, recessed lighting, all topped off with a champagne bubble bath w/scented candles and white rose petals. PAN LEFT: Ray J singing One Wish. I CAN’T.
hey Genia, im PHO. you got pics of said cousin, before but especially after? thanks love.
Aaaw poor baby isn’t getting enough calories in jail….Hello Floyd you are on punishment and yes you are supposed to be depressed…PUNK Get over it….Black Men do it all the time