More pics from the Sunday afternoon pool party at the Perry hotel on South Beach courtesy of Thad at ExclusiveAccess.net. Stars in the house include rapper Fabolous, NFL star Plaxico Burgess, NBA star “Big Baby” Davis of the Celtics, Mo Pete, DJ Stevie J, and former NFL player Ty Law.
Life is good in Miami where the women can give our Decatur Flavors a run for their money! View more pics on ExclusiveAccess.net!
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how Fab is so perfectly color coordinated down to the liquor bottle 
Those groupies look janky
I hate trying to be sexy party pics
Big baby davis might as well drink up since the celtics got sent home by the Heat
Fab still have money
Umm Sandra.. Big Baby was traded to the Magic last year
Look at @Man standing next to Big baby davis
I can’t hear ‘Big Baby Davis’ without seeing that picture where he posed with the trophy…
I like Fab, always have
has fab got that toof fixed yet?
@Lace, come on now, You know good and damn well that toof still chipped and always will be
That man name is Burger?
JMO says:
Look at @Man standing next to Big baby davis
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Hmm
just like Atlanta flava’s I see throats need to be checked here for Adam’s apples as well 
there’s a few menzzes mixed in with those ladies
Fabolous looks nice, i think that is the first time I’ve ever given him a compliment lol
JMO says:
Look at @Man standing next to Big baby davis
talkingwithtami says:
Fabolous looks nice, i think that is the first time I’ve ever given him a compliment lol
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:stop: it, Tami
Fairytales, fallacies and falsehoods
Question: Am I the only one who has never taken one of those staged posed pics in a club? Or done the finger point? Or posed for the dudes running around the party with a camera? (serious question cause I’m wondering if I need to turn in my black card)
@ eazy
That man name is Burger?
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Yup
that’s what they call him!
That bald head fella next to that Lam is sexay!!!!
Where was Emily.
@ Ms. E, nah you’re not the only one, but I have taken MANY a club photo jussa cheesin’
holding my Yay in one hand throwin’ up the 
sign with the otha hand 
The bald guy kinda looks like Future minus the dreads.
What up Hershey
Can’t stand you from coming up in here with that gravi. SMDH
@iheart
My weakness is a man with a gorgeous smile and frame of a running back.
@Hershey I’ve taken a few with a drink in my hand but those are just friend shots. I usually run the other way when the camera guy comes around because I don’t trust what they do with those pics and I”m not paying nobody to pull pics of me with a cheap watermark off some ratchet website
Is it me or does every photo make the people look dirty??? Or maybe they just dirty looking???
Ms. Fashion they’re just dirty looking
Ms. Everything says:
@Hershey I’ve taken a few with a drink in my hand but those are just friend shots. I usually run the other way when the camera guy comes around because I don’t trust what they do with those pics and I”m not paying nobody to pull pics of me with a cheap watermark off some ratchet website
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Im thinking about getting a watermark
cause I wanna put some of my pics on a site
or personal blog
What kind of shoes does Fab have on? #wanted
is DJ Stevie J the same as the producer Stevie J, the one with the sexy body who used the dildo on eve in that sex tape?
Fab sitting like that #wanted..normally does nothing for me.
Merp!!
Fab…nigg posin with the ciroc peach and matches along with it smfh.
Now those bytches KNOW they don’t drink no damn Coors light
#teamstellaartois, Heineken and Corona!
Get that shyt outta here!
pointhimout says:
is DJ Stevie J the same as the producer Stevie J, the one with the sexy body who used the dildo on eve in that sex tape?
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How you use a dildo on a girl when you already have a tool there??
#ConfusedAsShyt
*claims PHO as my gay husband and wonders whatever happened to Scandalous*
Ms. Everything says:
Hershey
Question: Am I the only one who has never taken one of those staged posed pics in a club? Or done the finger point? Or posed for the dudes running around the party with a camera? (serious question cause I’m wondering if I need to turn in my black card)
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You are not the only one. And when I was at ex hubby’s funeral this guy took a picture of me crying and then came up talking about “sistah you wearing that hat” ummmm, my father in law made him delete that with no hesitation!
Yes, that is him. Ms Fashion I always wondered that, too. I saw the tape and it even looked strange but now that I’m older, and guys know about Bob they wanna help pick it out and then work it with the remote control.
*waits for the other guys to get inhere and see what they say*
This party looks hella dry you see folks posing and chit but no one really partying
@Gyps
with my temper and the general pisstivity I usually find myself in around funerals I would’ve broke his jaw with his camera in the church and all
Nikke Nikke Nikke <<<in my 2Chainz voice
That broad in the black swimsuit looks like a damn hippo. Shyt had me like
Miami needs to do better for real.
And Choco I can guarantee you it was dry. Parties like this only bring out the groupies for pickings. These niggs are too cool to dance or do anything remotely entertaining. Waste of booze if ya ask me
Hrm.
Choc says: This party looks hella dry (#37) pun intended….
yall are at pool party, somebody get in the dayum pool 
They could be playing chicken, ball games, drinking games, anything. this schidt looks whack.
@Nikke I’ve had a guy use one on me before. At first I was intrigued within 5 minutes I told him he could leave it with me and go home if he wasn’t gonna use what God gave him for it’s intended purpose. He put it up and never brought it back out again
And Choco I can guarantee you it was dry. Parties like this only bring out the groupies for pickings. These niggs are too cool to dance or do anything remotely entertaining. Waste of booze if ya ask me
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Chit the mofo was too early in the day it seems
@NikkeMinxx says:
Yes, that is him. Ms Fashion I always wondered that, too. I saw the tape and it even looked strange but now that I’m older, and guys know about Bob they wanna help pick it out and then work it with the remote control.
*waits for the other guys to get inhere and see what they say*
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Say what now??? You named it BOB????
I refuse to look thru all those pics…
@ Usual whatchu ain’t gone do is talk about Tami before she fount (yes fount) the Lawd. Shoot she was a chain smoking, beer swiggin, fist throwing heffa…oh, she still is
@Ms. Fashion I’m not that clever… Raheem Devaughn named it Bob in a song about them.. (battery operated boyfriend)
@Nikke That is what i’m talking about! I don’t come out my house dressed up to be sitting around people watching. I can do that shyt in my house watching the damn television!! Gimmie some beer pong (coors light of course fits the bill), Flip cup, shots, blackjack with patron shots, hell dj spinning, i’m shaking my ass, Somethin!!!
These niggs are super whack for this ish right here!
@Fefe #47,
you’ll just irritate your dayum self.
@ Fashion BOB stands for B-attery O-perated B-oyfriend…well that’s what I heard
@NikkeMinxx says:
@Ms. Fashion I’m not that clever… Raheem Devaughn named it Bob in a song about them.. (battery operated boyfriend)
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Oh okay.
LaceFace says:
has fab got that toof fixed yet?
hell nawl. holding up his greatness & chit
Ms. YaYa says:
@ Fashion BOB stands for B-attery O-perated B-oyfriend…well that’s what I heard
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Thats what its called.
I hate going to pool parties because majority of the time, I’m that chick who actually wants to get in the damn pool and everybody else looks at me like I’m the strange one :rollseyes:
Are high-waisted jeans/shorts BACK in?
FAYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Have I told you I adore that gravi?
Hey JMO!
@Gigi yall say what you want about Gucci Mane but that pool party in the YelaWolf video??? I would’ve flucked up a perfectly good hairdo for that.
man,if Big Baby and Vernon and them dont start dumping heauxs in the pool or something…. The chock who kicked the party off would have gotten to pick first. Guarantee it.. because she would have been seen as down to earth and not as much like she was tryna get on… These bishes never get it right.
JMO the only pool parties I go to are the ones i’m invited to by the white folk cuz I know they’ll utilize the damn thing. Negroes too cool for shyt like that :rollseyes:
@MsE’r’thang,#43 that’s about how it imagined it would play pout. #pass
Correction…..”Big Baby” use to play for the Celtics, now he’s on the Orlando Magic. Good afternoon my SR family. Would you all believe they have me doing work @ work….who does that?! S/N “Nasty Nas” killed it in Detroit this past Saturday…DMX still needs HELP!!!
JMO says:
I hate going to pool parties because majority of the time, I’m that chick who actually wants to get in the damn pool and everybody else looks at me like I’m the strange one :rollseyes:
Nikke!
u makin dranks??
@JMO
I never understood the point of getting dressed in a cute swimming suit to sit in the hot ass sun or under an umbrella but not hop in the water 
chickens are dumb
come to the pool at my complex, coloreds all up and thru the pool splashing and what not
I dont even want to use BOB anymore!
Dimpz!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
LaceFace says:
has fab got that toof fixed yet?
hell nawl. holding up his greatness & chit
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Hell nawl, he using it to crack open them Coors beer cans n’chit.
@Nikke
@Nikke: Man I would’ve hopped in that damn pool with my weave and errythang!! Them broads got the glue joints that’s why they afraid to jump in
Ms E, right!
Coloreds Candi?
is that last pic of ty lawson?
where kdub at yo?
prynsexxx says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
LaceFace says:
has fab got that toof fixed yet?
hell nawl. holding up his greatness & chit
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Hell nawl, he using it to crack open them Coors beer cans n’chit.
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SO THIS A POOL PARTY RIGHT?? WERE IS THE PEOPLE IN THE WATER?? SHAIT CANON BALL??
I LIKES FAB OR CHIP TUFF AZZ 
prynsexxx says:
Are high-waisted jeans/shorts BACK in?
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It don’t matter. I love them (jeans). I have seen some versions in this season.
Hell nawl, he using it to crack open them Coors beer cans n’chit.
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candibfly says:
come to the pool at my complex, coloreds all up and thru the pool splashing and what not
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@GIGI – Is ya’ll talkn bout F A B O L O U S and that chipped tooth.
OUUUUCH…that’s all I’m going to say.
@Gigi.. it all makes sense now….
@Fayfay sure-light or dark.
Anybdy seen Bird? Was the BBQ this weekend?
LAKES! Why come you don’t email me no mo?!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
SO THIS A POOL PARTY RIGHT?? WERE IS THE PEOPLE IN THE WATER?? SHAIT CANON BALL?? I LIKES FAB OR CHIP TUFF AZZ
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You ever see that meme that shows two pool parties; one for YT and one for Black folk? The black folk pic shows ery’one sitting AROUND the pool, the YT shows ery’one IN the pool
@PrimeSuspect. we talking about all these people at adyum pool party and aint nobody got wet yet.
SHAIT IF THIS WAS A CORONA POOL PARTY THAT FUKN POOL WOULD BE FULL OF ESES.. AND MIJAS WITH FADED EYEBROWS..
WE JUMPING IN THE FUKN POOL YO!
Hell nawl, he using it to crack open them Coors beer cans n’chit.
<—— really a can of Coors freshly cracked open by Fab's toof…
@NikkeMinxx says:
Anybdy seen Bird? Was the BBQ this weekend?
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That’s what I was wondering?? With my greedy arse!!!
It don’t matter. I love them (jeans). I have seen some versions in this season
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I love em too. I got some “mom jeans” from the thrift store and I swear they come to my rib cage. Old fashion Levis too
<–I wanna go pool partying NOW
yo! Let's get wet 
DIMPZ Y COME U DONT EMAIL ME? IDK I BEEN SLIPN IM SAWWY!
ALOT OF SHAIT BEEN GOING ON WIFIE ALOT!! **TAKES SHOTS OF PATRON TO THE HEAD**
JMO says:
I hate going to pool parties because majority of the time, I’m that chick who actually wants to get in the damn pool and everybody else looks at me like I’m the strange one
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I dont do pool parties with MY folks
most wont get in the water…then its the dudes thats wanna throw the chics in the water… Then is some chic that says “Yall Im not playing dont throw me in” Then she gets thrown in an she acts a damn fool getting out.
Fk that.. Ill chill with the YT folks on this one
only thing that usually happen is the dude thats hosting it wife starts showing her tits or an orgy…
Has anyone seen the YT video of KIKI make up tutorial. I died 14 times!
So If a man had teeth like fab, would yall let ’em …. aw nevermind
I go to are the ones i’m invited to by the white folk cuz I know they’ll utilize the damn thing. Negroes too cool for shyt like that
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Told my boss we were only looking for houses with pools and he said “yeah I got one, but never get in it.” Typical *rolleyes
Jumping in w/iBrowse and coming out without them @Laker
NO
@Jmo #crazywoman!
gypsyeyes says:
Has anyone seen the YT video of KIKI make up tutorial. I died 14 times!
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21 x’s
AND MIJAS WITH FADED EYEBROWS..
I got 45 more minutes my son goes to his 8th grade formal tonite and shopping for him this weekend made me feel like the years are speeding by in 1.5 years my son will be 16 
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Eazy says:
It don’t matter. I love them (jeans). I have seen some versions in this season
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I love em too. I got some “mom jeans” from the thrift store and I swear they come to my rib cage. Old fashion Levis too
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I need some more. I need some in colors dammit!!! You know where I can get any? Girl I promise I be looking like Pam Grier in them thangs!!!
MzDimplez1123 says:
FAYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Have I told you I adore that gravi?
JMO says:
So If a man had teeth like fab, would yall let ‘em …. aw nevermind
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That, ma’am, is a recipe for an instant hysterectomy
@Igo, #89.. I dont mind getting dumped in the pool just know its ON when I catch you slipping (or I find somebody to help me with your big a$$). You do gotta get with your “other” friends in certain situations and this is one of them.
YALL
U KNOW THE MIJAS COMING OUT LOOKN BALD IN THE FACE U DONT KNOW IF THEY SURPRISE OR LOOKN FOR SHAIT BUT WE GETTING IN THE WATER.. COMING OUT RUNNING TO THE RESTROOM FOR THE SHARPIE 
LOST HOOP EARING.. THE FAKE MOLE SMEARD AWWF
Choco, I just came from buying CK boxers and ish
#byrequest
So If a man had teeth like fab, would yall let ‘em
and NO cuz Im scared of a baracuda mouth that can devour mine
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Girl I promise I be looking like Pam Grier in them thangs!!!
I luck up every now and then in the thift stores here and in Houston but I really only shop online
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I was channeling my Farrah Fawcett in mine
@IGO, KY & Yall
HEY NOT ONLY THE YT PEOPLE GET IN THE AGUA!! YALL NEED TO PARTY WITH THE ESES.. YALL KNOW WE ONE WITH ANY KIND OF WATER
BE FULL DRUNK AND SWIMMING!
yallcrazy says:
Jumping in w/iBrowse and coming out without them @Laker
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i just pictured this scenario in my head
@Lakes
You know your people…..
JMO
U WILL NOT ESSCRATCH MY UTERUS AND PLAY PING PONG WITH MY MOFUKN OVARIES.. NOT WITH THEM CHOOPAZ!
GYPSY
waffle house yellow
Where is Choco – Who is this crazy koola body loathe boof?
Is she saying that Djimon says that Kimora’s puzzy is like bubblegum…his dick kept falling out….
Is she crazy? Playing? What’s her story?
Told my boss we were only looking for houses with pools and he said “yeah I got one, but never get in it.” Typical *rolleyes
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That’s a damn shame!!!! I remember when my fam first moved to the burbs we had a pool and we had neighborhood pool parties all the time!! Had the grill going and all my friends would come over and we had a ball
Hell the church used our pool and we had a pool party after, great times….To have a luxury like that and don’t take advantage of it is a darn shame man 
candibfly says:
yallcrazy says:
Jumping in w/iBrowse and coming out without them @Laker
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i just pictured this scenario in my head
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&then Laker said you don’t know if they’re surprised or looking for something
KY AINT NOTHING LIKE AN ESE PARTY.. LAND..WATER..
AND U KNOW EVRY SINGLE FUKA IN THAT POOL DRUNK.. AND CHICKEN FIGHTING!! 
@Yall
Girl this young man wanted a vest – he was wearing all black but then today he went with his friend today and got a grey shirt did I mention the cheapest vest was $50.00- I mean the lady at Macy’s was like you shopping for graduation Me
So If a man had teeth like fab, would yall let ‘em
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Not into knowingly causing a homicide cause he will kill that lil man in the boat aka c l i t!
we had a pool in our backyard back in the day….the plastic ones u can get from walmart with the attached slide for like $20 #lifeaintbeennocrystalstair
@YGO
Spontaneous orgies? You hang with some interesting people.
Cali, she’s been saying that she bedded Mr.Dijourno
I believe it
#itaintrocketscience
#lifeaintbeennocrystalstair
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@Laker:
The eses around my way are cool as shyt, they be hooking me up with food and what not…hell I’m gonna party with em this weekend… 
Where is Choco – Who is this crazy koola body loathe boof?
Is she saying that Djimon says that Kimora’s puzzy is like bubblegum…his dick kept falling out….
Is she crazy? Playing? What’s her story?
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Unfortunately Cali I don’t think she is playing or lying but her delivery is well hell what can I expect but that bish goes so hard for Kimora
YALL ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS I LIVED IN CALI.. THE OCEAN WATER SMEARS THAT SHAIT RIGHT OFF AN I HAD TO RUN TO THE CAR FOR THEY FACE PLEANTY OF TIMES..
NaijaGal says:
GYPSY
waffle house yellow
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Got that money green.
I swear I hadn’t seen that shyt till my son came and I’ve been talking like KIKI all weekend.
So everybody can swim huh
we had a pool in our backyard back in the day….the plastic ones u can get from walmart with the attached slide for like $20 #lifeaintbeennocrystalstair
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The ones you filled up with the hose? My friend had that joint and me and my sis were pissed we couldn’t jump in it
its okay, a pool is a pool 
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
JMO
U WILL NOT ESSCRATCH MY UTERUS AND PLAY PING PONG WITH MY MOFUKN OVARIES.. NOT WITH THEM CHOOPAZ!
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Choco, that’s where I went too. The sales were on the things that he didn’t need
Usual Suspect says:
Where is Choco – Who is this crazy koola body loathe boof?
Is she saying that Djimon says that Kimora’s puzzy is like bubblegum…his dick kept falling out….
Is she crazy? Playing? What’s her story?
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YSoSrs says:
@YGO
Spontaneous orgies? You hang with some interesting people.
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Very interesting
Life I lived….
Ive ofter found myself saying
“IGO… How the fk do you get into shait like this”
GIGI ONE THING U CAN SAY ABOUT AN ESE IS THEY WILL FEED UR AZZ YOU WILL NOT GO HUNGRY AT AN ESES HOUSE
.. MATTER FACT THEY GET OFFENDED IF U DONT EAT 
MS.E DOES SHE ROCK THE BLACK LIPLINES WITH THE OLD SCHOOL CORTEZ.. ONE OF THEM LOOOOOOONG BELTS HANGING TO THE SIDE?
U KNOW THE MIJAS COMING OUT LOOKN BALD IN THE FACE U DONT KNOW IF THEY SURPRISE OR LOOKN FOR SHAIT BUT WE GETTING IN THE WATER.. COMING OUT RUNNING TO THE RESTROOM FOR THE SHARPIE LOST HOOP EARING.. THE FAKE MOLE SMEARD AWWF
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gypsyeyes says:
So If a man had teeth like fab, would yall let ‘em
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Not into knowingly causing a homicide cause he will kill that lil man in the boat aka c l i t!
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Kola Boof is about that life, hell once you fukk Osama, all bets are out the window imo
MATTER FACT THEY GET OFFENDED IF U DONT EAT
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OMG flashback to when I dated my RICAN!
ESE FACT OF THE DAY : A BEER CAN FIZ ANYTHING!
Bibi, you can’t swim??
@BIBI
Nope.
Never learned to swim. I figure if I end up in the water my body will know what to do. If it doesn’t 
@Bibi
Yep….you can’t swim? My dad taught me how to swim at a young age…I don’t mind getting pushed in the water and I see a pool party as just that…I get annoyed when all chicks wanna do is sit up in their swimming gear!
Gigi26 says:
we had a pool in our backyard back in the day….the plastic ones u can get from walmart with the attached slide for like $20 #lifeaintbeennocrystalstair
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The ones you filled up with the hose? My friend had that joint and me and my sis were pissed we couldn’t jump in it its okay, a pool is a pool
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exactly, at first we had the small azz one that only one person could fit in and my sister hogged it up and made me cry cause she got my hair wet (i was like 4)
then we upgraded to a bigger one where a nig could lounge around in B-)
Eazy says:
Girl I promise I be looking like Pam Grier in them thangs!!!
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I was channeling my Farrah Fawcett in mine I luck up every now and then in the thift stores here and in Houston but I really only shop online
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Me too. Online shopper all day!!! The thrift stores in Houston I hear are nice. I was supposed to go there this weekend but will come later on. I just have to keep hope alive!!!
I was fortunate to have an above ground pool but that damn mother nature came and blew it away. My mama cussed about that 15 dollars for about a week.
#projectliving
#imaboutthatlife
GIGI ONE THING U CAN SAY ABOUT AN hispanic IS THEY WILL FEED UR AZZ YOU WILL NOT GO HUNGRY AT AN hispanic’s HOUSE .. MATTER FACT THEY GET OFFENDED IF U DONT EAT
Fixed that there don’t remember those fancy skills
@Throb
Ahhhh, that gravie…
CC
@Yall
I lucked out cuz the cashier let me use her 20% discount but here’s a question I kept saying maybe we should be in jrs dept ya know cuz he’s 14 and all tall but 14 this young man <<<(keep reminding myself) says NO we need the mens section girl Im like okay I gotta find petite then but he looked good!
when i went to UNC we had to pass a swim test in order to get our diplomas. alot of folks (our people) went to the psych to get passes so they didn’t have to take it
CHOCO
THATS ONE THING THAT I CAN SAY AOBUT US HISPANICS **NO OFFENCE TO ANYBODY** WHEN I WENT TO MY DAUGHTER FATHER HOUSE AND SEEN THAT THEY HIDE FOOD.. LIKE HIS MOMMA HAD FOOD STORAGE IN HER ROOM.. MY FACE WAS LIKE THIS 
IN OUR FAMILIA U COME TO ANYBODY HOUSE AND U CAN EXPECT A HOT PLATE AND 10 LADIES ASKING U IF U WANT MORE ARE U OK FULL? HIS MOTHERS HOUSE NOT A GLASS OF WATER AND EVRYTHING WAS LABELD 
I LOST MY MOFUKN MIND YO!
Bibi says:
So everybody can swim huh
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Nope. Not me.
@Yso
See me and u….
@Fefe & Jmo
Brother has a pool, figured it be funny to pull me in..we both almost drowned…
But gimme a floaty and I jump off the diving board
BIBI
THANKS FOR THE FIZZING..
gypsyeyes says:
I was fortunate to have an above ground pool but that damn mother nature came and blew it away. My mama cussed about that 15 dollars for about a week.
#projectliving
#imaboutthatlife
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@IGO
YOU SIR ARE AN ASSSSSSSHOLE FOR THAT GRAVI!!!! :ROFL:
FeFe Feminine says:
I get annoyed when all chicks wanna do is sit up in their swimming gear!
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Those the main ones that need to be IN the water trying to cover up as much as possible.
“Maam nobody wants to see those tired ass paw prints going though your stretch marks”
<— Grown azz people on floatys crack me up … in a funny playful way of course
Man my pops used a fake address so we could go to the yt pool in Long Island
worked like a charm it did…It was like heaven, that jewel they were hiding over there 
CHOCO THATS ONE THING THAT I CAN SAY AOBUT US HISPANICS **NO OFFENCE TO ANYBODY** WHEN I WENT TO MY DAUGHTER FATHER HOUSE AND SEEN THAT THEY HIDE FOOD.. LIKE HIS MOMMA HAD FOOD STORAGE IN HER ROOM.. MY FACE WAS LIKE THIS IN OUR FAMILIA U COME TO ANYBODY HOUSE AND U CAN EXPECT A HOT PLATE AND 10 LADIES ASKING U IF U WANT MORE ARE U OK FULL? HIS MOTHERS HOUSE NOT A GLASS OF WATER AND EVRYTHING WAS LABELD I LOST MY MOFUKN MIND YO!
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Girl and the thing about it its not like they living large but will break that bread with you in a heart beat…I know exactly what you mean and the difference you probably experienced cuz in all honesty I was shocked that his parents were so giving cuz when I went to other friends house you went home if you were hungry…
I can swim, was dayum near born in a pool… But Bibi, I’m telling you, you don’t have to be a swimmer to enjoy and get wet at a pool party. Hail, its your job to referee the games and all that stuff from the shallow end. And you’ll be picked first the chicken/joust game because you definitely dont want to go under.
Fefe these bishes up yonder, dont go look, are dressed in like daytime summer outfits. Bish you at a pool party and aint even got a suit with you???
@Fe Fe
Why thank you
nothing like a spicy crab roll
CC
i can swim but ion really go past 4 ft deep. i need for my head to at least be out the water and for my feet to touch the ground
I Go There says:
FeFe Feminine says:
I get annoyed when all chicks wanna do is sit up in their swimming gear!
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Those the main ones that need to be IN the water trying to cover up as much as possible.
“Maam nobody wants to see those tired ass paw prints going though your stretch marks”
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Pretty much…need to just hang it up and get in the water! I
swimming…
Ms.Fashion says:
@IGO
YOU SIR ARE AN ASSSSSSSHOLE FOR THAT GRAVI!!!!
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Well at least its not nasty….
@JMO
I be having the round kiddie one….so it won’t slip off when I jump…
Girl if u say bless my heart… 
at a pool party with ur spanx hanging over ur capris. why?
My dad was very hands on with that – my mom sent us the YMCA for swimming lessons and my dad followed up by always taking us to the pool we knew how to swim young and I taught my son at a young age also #GOOD DAYS
candibfly says:
when i went to UNC we had to pass a swim test in order to get our diplomas. alot of folks (our people) went to the psych to get passes so they didn’t have to take it
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True story: I know about 5 people in undergrad that didn’t graduate because they failed our mandatory P.E class. They were too good to show up and wala …. maaaaaagick … no degrees for their azzes
One girl couldn’t even bare to tell her family that she wasnt graduating because of a P.E. course and her family came to the graduation
@Candi
That is hilarious..
Girl if u say bless my heart…
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I Go There says:
Ms.Fashion says:
@IGO
YOU SIR ARE AN ASSSSSSSHOLE FOR THAT GRAVI!!!!
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Well at least its not nasty….
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid, sushi puss is nasty!!!!
Fefe these bishes up yonder, dont go look, are dressed in like daytime summer outfits. Bish you at a pool party and aint even got a suit with you???
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Let’s face it, it may be for the best…errbody don’t NEED to put on swimming gear!
It was loud as m!dgets beating in the trunk last week when MIA was down to BOS. Lebron aint this and Lebron aint that. Now … crickets. I think Bosh earned some respect – no rainbow. HEAT!
Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
phro which part, i say so many funny things #humble
FeFe Feminine says:
I Go There says:
FeFe Feminine says:
I get annoyed when all chicks wanna do is sit up in their swimming gear!
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Those the main ones that need to be IN the water trying to cover up as much as possible.
“Maam nobody wants to see those tired ass paw prints going though your stretch marks”
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Pretty much…need to just hang it up and get in the water! I swimming…
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Yeah swimming is fun
I always wanted to get a pool…but Im not about that life
@YGO
Spicy crab roll…Sounds like what Rihanna serves up. Might want to get that bitch to a gyno.
i can swim but ion really go past 4 ft deep. i need for my head to at least be out the water and for my feet to touch the ground
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4 is usually my limit but I would venture out to the 5 ft sections…once it gets to my neck I get nervous and run back
Chiiiitttt, you can’t tell me I ain’t Michael Phelps when I’m in the water. I swim under water and pop up on ya azz, scaring the chit outta people
i saw some bikinis at the pool this weekend….
i mean they do make some cute one pieces and tankinis. u don’t HAVE to wear a binkini bc all ur slim friends got one on
Choco aka Hippie says:
My dad was very hands on with that – my mom sent us the YMCA for swimming lessons and my dad followed up by always taking us to the pool we knew how to swim young and I taught my son at a young age also #GOOD DAYS
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YEP! Same here…my dad swam like a ocean sea creature, so he made SURE I could swim. I actually get bored in the shallow water…I need a diving board and 17 feet deep water…
Laker YES!!!!!!!
Ms.Fashion says:
I Go There says:
Ms.Fashion says:
@IGO
YOU SIR ARE AN ASSSSSSSHOLE FOR THAT GRAVI!!!!
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Well at least its not nasty….
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid, sushi puss is nasty!!!!
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say you
Am I wrong for not taking any of my mother’s calls since Friday cause her nor my brothers showed up to my baby’s graduation?
Bibi says:
@JMO
I be having the round kiddie one….so it won’t slip off when I jump…
Girl if u say bless my heart… 
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oh naw, you good girl
CHOCO YEP IF THEY GOT A TORTILLA U WILL SPLIT THAT BISH.. I WAS BROUGHT UP TO NOT EVEN EAT INFRONT OF ANYBODY IF THERE WAS NOT ENUFF FOR EVRYBODY.. HIS PEOPLE CAME IN WITH CHINESE FOOD AND ATE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS WHILE THEY WERE SAYING THEY WAS HUNGRY.. IDK BUT THAT AINT RIGHT STINGY WITH FOOD IS SOMETHING I AM NOT!
@JMO
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
Spicy crab roll…Sounds like what Rihanna serves up. Might want to get that bitch to a gyno.
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I was actually speaking on real sushi
but I get where you coming from.
@Gypsy #184 No.
Oh and @Bibi I can swim, not great, but good enough to have fun in the water
Hell I can do 4 feet
might even go to 5 but if a slight wave come I’m a goner 
<——my arms reaching for dear life
FeFe Feminine says:
YEP! Same here…my dad swam like a ocean sea creature, so he made SURE I could swim. I actually get bored in the shallow water…I need a diving board and 17 feet deep water…
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17ft of water???? Your arse is a DOLPHIN!!!!
@Candi Going to the Psych to avoid the pool..
JMO aint schidt.
Bibi says:
@JMO
I be having the round kiddie one….so it won’t slip off when I jump…
Girl if u say bless my heart… 
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@GYPSY
It depends on why they didn’t show up. But I am know for putting your ass on nignore for sht like that.
@ gypsy Do they live in the same city or state?
Chiiiitttt, you can’t tell me I ain’t Michael Phelps when I’m in the water. I swim under water and pop up on ya azz, scaring the chit outta people
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@Fe
Jumping off diving board and being allowed in 12ft was the bizness that meant you knew how to swim :2dance: MY FATHER BOD WAS BEAST BACK THEN I think him being around me like that nature walks with kids in our neighborhood bike riding hiking swimming I mean where are those type of black men today –
<<LOVES TO ESSCARE PEOPLE POP UP ON THEY AZZ UNDER WATER..PULL FEET
IM A MOFUKN FISH.. LIKE A GAWD DAM SHARK READY TO ATTACK IN THE AGUA!
Started going to the pool alone at 6. Guardian Angels used to work the rec center every summer so I guess my mom felt I was safe. I swim like a fish but not my brothers. My children learned to swim at an early age. Can’t tell Lea and Avery they aint swimming in that bath tub!
@JMO
@gypsey
No you are not wrong…I get REALLY angry about stuff like that myself…folks tell me I should let it go, but that’s a tough one…
whatchall tambout tho??
yall bet NOT ignore me NEEVA!
granny clampit betta come her ass to work tomorrow. i aint realize how much she do! chit. got me working my azz off!
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!!
Nikke, you caught that
CHOCO YEP IF THEY GOT A TORTILLA U WILL SPLIT THAT BISH.. I WAS BROUGHT UP TO NOT EVEN EAT INFRONT OF ANYBODY IF THERE WAS NOT ENUFF FOR EVRYBODY.. HIS PEOPLE CAME IN WITH CHINESE FOOD AND ATE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS WHILE THEY WERE SAYING THEY WAS HUNGRY.. IDK BUT THAT AINT RIGHT STINGY WITH FOOD IS SOMETHING I AM NOT!
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That’s some horrible shyt to do right there
We always share in my house
if you don’t have enough for everybody, you better eat that shyt in the bathroom or before you come home 
CHOCO YEP IF THEY GOT A TORTILLA U WILL SPLIT THAT BISH.. I WAS BROUGHT UP TO NOT EVEN EAT INFRONT OF ANYBODY IF THERE WAS NOT ENUFF FOR EVRYBODY.. HIS PEOPLE CAME IN WITH CHINESE FOOD AND ATE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS WHILE THEY WERE SAYING THEY WAS HUNGRY.. IDK BUT THAT AINT RIGHT STINGY WITH FOOD IS SOMETHING I AM NOT!
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We are so here my kids aren’t allowed to do it unless they are sharing and my son use to be stingy cuz his DAD was like that it took us some years to get him to understand cuz me and his sis act more like hispanics when it comes to food aint ever that serious
Can’t tell Lea and Avery they aint swimming in that bath tub!
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i used to get my ass beat for this!
@nikkeminxx
lol
I can swim but I aint swimming at no pool party..who does that?!
They live here in town. She can remember how to go the casino with the seniors but she couldn’t remember the day of her first grand daughter’s graduation. Bad enough they all missed my sons last year!
Ms.Fashion says:
Bibi says:
So everybody can swim huh
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Nope. Not me.
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My first real paying job was as a lifeguard…
I still get prepped to jump in if I see someone struggling…
My daughter learned cuz she just knew she could, so she jumped in the deep end. She just floated and after a few lessons got it good. Damn girl loves her some water..
@Gypsy
People like that aint chit, imo
GIGI
GIRL IF U COME IN THERE AND U GOT SOME FOOD AND WE GOT COMPANY U GETTING SKRAIT SEND BACK FOR SOME MORE.. FOOD IS ONE THING MY FAMILY WILL NOT BE STINGY ON
CHOCO SHAIT HAD ME LOST.. NEVER THOUGHT PEOPLE DID THAT.. THEY HAD A SNACK CLOSET.. WITH A FUKN LOCK!
I can swim but I aint swimming at no pool party..who does that?!
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I dont really go to pool parties I used to back in the day but today not so much I would go if it was fam pool party…
@Ms.Fashion
Phro: You ain’t got to swim but damn get in the water!! Its humid like shyt in Miami and yall sitting around in bikini’s n shyt. I know they felt disgusting afterwards! FOH, I’ll be cute and chill in that water
But this is why I don’t talk to nobody cause I don’t like being disappointed. And ppl might wonder why my ‘friends’ have names like
JMO,PHRO,69, Lakes and etc…. family aint shiat!!!
How bout we had a pool party right and this lil boy goes to the deep end and cant swim..he starts screaming Here go my girl OMG OMG and jumps in….this heffa can’t swim either so about 4 dudes had to jump in to pull em both out..
she was a lil big boned 
@Laker I don’t do folks being stingy with food. I’m stingy with food to the extent that I don’t let folks eat off my plate (including take out) but if there’s food in my house you are welcome to it. If my kids have friends over and I don’t have enough I send the other kids home, and my kids have learned the hard way that you either offer the snacks to your friends or you don’t eat snack in front of them. I just got mad cause the woman across the street sent my son home to get a drink of juice when I just fed her kids lunch
Choco aka Hippie says:
Chiiiitttt, you can’t tell me I ain’t Michael Phelps when I’m in the water. I swim under water and pop up on ya azz, scaring the chit outta people
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@Fe
Jumping off diving board and being allowed in 12ft was the bizness that meant you knew how to swim MY FATHER BOD WAS BEAST BACK THEN I think him being around me like that nature walks with kids in our neighborhood bike riding hiking swimming I mean where are those type of black men today
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you know Choco I agree with you… while its some out there that do that
alot of dudes dont.
I got a homie back in Dallas that owns a AAU team and coaches but its not about BBall its about fking with the single ladies… AND he always get caught up. One lil dude was a good ball player… homie starts fking with his mom and then everybody was saying the kid was starting because dude was fking the boys mom.
I was thinking of starting a track club for local kids but IDK… I dont need them problems
gypsyeyes says:
But this is why I don’t talk to nobody cause I don’t like being disappointed. And ppl might wonder why my ‘friends’ have names like
JMO,PHRO,69, and etc…. family aint shiat!!!
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gypsyeyes says:
But this is why I don’t talk to nobody cause I don’t like being disappointed. And ppl might wonder why my ‘friends’ have names like
JMO,PHRO,69, Lakes and etc…. family aint shiat!!!
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@ gypsy I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt if they lived far away (although they still should’ve attended) but I can’t believe they live in the same city and still didn’t show up. You’re not wrong for ignoring them, graduation is a big deal and they should’ve been there.
I was thinking of starting a track club for local kids but IDK… I dont need them problems
Yup them abuse charges would definitely get u locked up
Fe
ahh man
@Gigi Get in the water?!
Fugg I look like?! 
I’m there to be styling and profiling and if there is walk room free of touching sweaty folks I’m making my way to the food and back to my spot before someone takes it 
@GYpsy
@Choco The DMV is notorious for a pool party too
@GYPSY
I understand. Most of my family ain’t sht either. I’m not gone fck with you just because we happen to share some bits of DNA.
I Go There says:
you know Choco I agree with you… while its some out there that do that
alot of dudes dont.
I got a homie back in Dallas that owns a AAU team and coaches but its not about BBall its about fking with the single ladies… AND he always get caught up. One lil dude was a good ball player… homie starts fking with his mom and then everybody was saying the kid was starting because dude was fking the boys mom.
I was thinking of starting a track club for local kids but IDK… I dont need them problems
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Keep your dyck out of mommies and you should be good.
Ms.Fashion says:
FeFe Feminine says:
YEP! Same here…my dad swam like a ocean sea creature, so he made SURE I could swim. I actually get bored in the shallow water…I need a diving board and 17 feet deep water…
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17ft of water???? Your arse is a DOLPHIN!!!!
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Thats not bad at all…
swimming in the ocean is the shait…. when I stayed in Florida
I use to go early on Saturday mornings and swim
Thats what made me want to do a triathlon
@JMO
lol, what’d I say????
ONE day black women are gonna NOT swim at pool parties bc of their hair. ONE day!
gypsyeyes says:
But this is why I don’t talk to nobody cause I don’t like being disappointed. And ppl might wonder why my ‘friends’ have names like
JMO,PHRO,69, Lakes and etc…. family aint shiat!!!
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‘Scuse me, miss
Oh. So because I got my Coochie Cobwebs cleaned out this weekend, I can’t be in the O?
YEP JUST CUZ WE FAM DONT MEAN WE GOT TO SPEAK..
SO IF FAM AINT A FACTOR WHY WOULD ANYBODY ELSE BE #MEMYSELFANDI
Ms.Fashion says:
I Go There says:
you know Choco I agree with you… while its some out there that do that
alot of dudes dont.
I got a homie back in Dallas that owns a AAU team and coaches but its not about BBall its about fking with the single ladies… AND he always get caught up. One lil dude was a good ball player… homie starts fking with his mom and then everybody was saying the kid was starting because dude was fking the boys mom.
I was thinking of starting a track club for local kids but IDK… I dont need them problems
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Keep your dyck out of mommies and you should be good.
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I might be IGO
but I have ethics
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
ONE day black women are gonna NOT swim at pool parties bc of their hair. ONE day!
*cough* bullshyt *cough*
Naw that’s effed up Gypsy
Bring it in :hugs:
@Fayla Call me classy
But I think people who swim at pool parties are thirsty 
put your feet in cool,but getting all fancy just to get wet ninja this aint no beach…Fugg outta here!!
Bibi says:
I was thinking of starting a track club for local kids but IDK… I dont need them problems
Yup them abuse charges would definitely get u locked up
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I can see it now
Coach IGO
slapped me for not getting out the blocks correctly
Coach IGO
Game me a gut punch for not running the curves.
GYPS
NOT ALL FAMILY IS GOOD COMPANY
@Fay I could give a rat’s chit about my hair around water. If I’m that concerned (like I just paid money to get my ish done) I just won’t go. It’s never that serious
Phrozen1der says:
@Fayla Call me classy
But I think people who swim at pool parties are thirsty 
put your feet in cool,but getting all fancy just to get wet ninja this aint no beach…Fugg outta here!!
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Ms. Everything says:
@Fay I could give a rat’s chit about my hair around water. If I’m that concerned (like I just paid money to get my ish done) I just won’t go. It’s never that serious
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Ohhhh Wee! That chic wih the thunder thighs, that look like butt cheeks. She got INTO the pool, but she she should have pulled her hair back. Lookin like a
lioness
Who goes to the pool with a gotdurn jewerly round ya neck?
Phrozen1der says:
@Fayla Call me classy But I think people who swim at pool parties are thirsty put your feet in cool,but getting all fancy just to get wet ninja this aint no beach…Fugg outta here!!
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Call you crazy as heyul!!!! LMAO!!!
@JMo
I swam in PR in January but I aint swimming at a pool party where the ratio is 20 in the water and 5,000 watching FUGG THAT 
Fayla Call me classy….BUT……..
So doNE with you Phro – What you say this ain’t no swim meet. SMDH
@SANDRA
If you’re here…I know we got quite a few posts today. But can you please, please, pretty please give us a post about Lil Kim in that red velvet disaster looking like a hoodrat vampire? Pretty please?
@Usual
I was thinking of starting a track club for local kids but IDK… I dont need them problems
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Yeah now it’s a lil different Im with you on that – back then my dad knew a lot of my friends parents hell we all lived on the same street so we didn’t encounter them types of issues at least not in front of the kids
@PHRO
Yes they are and they can get outta control (pool party)
IM OFF ROSES and THORNS until tomorrow :hugs:
Phrozen1der says:
@JMo
I swam in PR in January but I aint swimming at a pool party where the ratio is 20 in the water and 5,000 watching FUGG THAT 
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See, people like yo azz!!
@Usual ‘Who goes to the pool with a gotdurn jewerly round ya neck?” <—–People from Staten Island and New Jersey
Phro is one of THOSE negroes…I wanna be cool as I sit around and look at that crisp pool water
FOH I’m GOING IN!!! Then ima do one of them wild thang strolls out the shyt,
YSoSrs says:
@GYPSY
I understand. Most of my family ain’t sht either. I’m not gone fck with you just because we happen to share some bits of DNA.
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I don’t like my family. I thank the sweet baby jesus ery day that I’m adopted…Y’all ain’t lumping ME in with your foolishness….
YSoSrs says:
@SANDRA
If you’re here…I know we got quite a few posts today. But can you please, please, pretty please give us a post about Lil Kim in that red velvet disaster looking like a hoodrat vampire? Pretty please?
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NOOOOOOO YSO!!! Its too HIDEOUS!!!
@ Lakes….I know a chick that literally had a LOCK on her fridge so the ppl that LIVED in the house couldn’t eat without permission.
@JMo
Get me at a private event with like 10-20 good friends and I’ll play Marco Polo but I aint getting all down to my skivvies for random folks to gawk at all this body.. #HumblerthanCandi
CHOCO
SEE YA!
@Gigi
@Dimpz You met my mother??
DIMPZ
SEE UMM.. HELL NAAWW!
@Dimpz You met my mother??
I HATE CHUUUUUU!
Phrozen1der says:
@JMo I swam in PR in January but I aint swimming at a pool party where the ratio is 20 in the water and 5,000 watching FUGG THAT
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See this shait right here… aint no such thing as a black pool party
Its actually a patio party by the pool with muthafkers in swim wear.
Didn’t get to post on the man killing his “friend” for messing with his daughter. Good for him. Kill first answer questions later
:bravo
@Lace :hugs:
@Laker
@IGO #YouBeKnowin
Phrozen1der says:
@JMo
Get me at a private event with like 10-20 good friends and I’ll play Marco Polo but I aint getting all down to my skivvies for random folks to gawk at all this body.. #HumblerthanCandi
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<—call me thirsty bc i LOVE swimming. have since i was 4 years old. old habits die hard
@Fefe
I WANT SUSHI NOW!! A LOUISIANA ROLL
WE AINT FAMILY BUT WE CAN SHARE THIS HERE **PULLS OUT TWINKIE**
KY COME ON LETS EESSMOKE A
@Phro
I know whats up
Thats why I wont even go… fk a black pool party
call me when yall asses go in the house when the mosqitos start biting and all the chics hair start looking like shait.
@ Phro…. Hell Nawl!
Bye FE
@FASH
But the roasting she would get here would be worth the pain.
@Fayla YOu’re only thirsty if you’re at a pool party with 5,006 people and there are three people in the pool and you’re one of them
By Fe
Damn
@IGO
@Fe Bye
*looks forward to her gravi tomorrow*
DIMPZ :2dance: NO THEY CANT.. THE WORLD WOULD BE LESS BITTER IF THEY WERE AS SWEET AS I
Dimplez
whats up
and all the chics hair start looking like shait
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thats why I dont do pool parties —-> me
Bye Fe
Phrozen1der says:
@Fayla YOu’re only thirsty if you’re at a pool party with 5,006 people and there are three people in the pool and you’re one of them
duly noted *makes sure at least FOUR ppl in the pool wit me*
IF I HAAAAD OOONE WIIISH OOONE WIIISH OOOONE WIIISH
GETTING MY RAY J ON! I FAAAMOUS **THROWS SANDALS IN THE AIR**
Eazy says:
and all the chics hair start looking like shait
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thats why I dont do pool parties —-> me
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ITS no such thing as a black pool party…
ITS no such thing as a black pool party…
@Fayla
Phrozen1der says:
@JMo Get me at a private event with like 10-20 good friends and I’ll play Marco Polo but I aint getting all down to my skivvies for random folks to gawk at all this body.. #HumblerthanCandi
I came back to this
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I WANT SUSHI NOW!! A LOUISIANA ROLL
KY COME ON LETS EESSMOKE A WE AINT FAMILY BUT WE CAN SHARE THIS HERE **PULLS OUT TWINKIE**
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Well I’m not braggin everybody’s passin
All they weed to me
But the dank ain’t enough so I’m hittin all night
To cop a cold M.D.
What up step back and get wasted
Weed in the air I can almost taste it
Take it hit it pass it to a friend
Then you mix it light it quick with the motherfuckin gin
Ooh we bitch now I’m feelin tight
But that’s how you doin it when you off dank right
High as a kite I can touch the fuckin sky
But I’m stuck like Chuck and I won’t even try
Over high, eleven five
I’ve been smokin all day you can tell from my eyes
Smoke in my lung you can feel it in my chest
Just copped another gram now guess what’s next
I
ed 11-5
Sup IGO…
@ Lakes….I most certainly agree! :2dance: But, I was once told, it takes all kinds of ppl to make the world go round.
@ Lakes…Put yo shoes back on Chica.
@Bibi
i guess i’ve never been concerned with being “cool”. i just do me. if that’s considered cool then ok. if not, fukk ’em & feed ’em beans. aint no shame in my game *does the backstroke*
oh we off the pool convo now huh?
@Fayla hilarious
KY IIIIII GOOOOT FIIIIVE ON IT!
LUCKY WE GOT ALL THIS SUGAR SO WE CAN EVEN OUT THE BITTER TASTE OF OTHERS IN THIS WORLD.. 
ESSPEAKING OF SWEET POSITIVE PEOPLE.. HOW IS MY J DOING? DID HIS AMIGO LIST GET SHORTER?
DIMPZ TRUE SH!T
was it just me or was today one of the slowest days on record??
@Fayla It’s not just you and I’ve been battling nausea all day so today super sucked…
@ Fayla…today seems to be dragging!!!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
ITS no such thing as a black pool party…
man where u been hanging out??
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Fay a pool party is gathering of folks swimming and having a good time IN the pool
EVERYBODY isnt in the pool but everybody gets in at least ONCE
Black pool parties consist of fkers standig around in swim wear or jean shorts and no shirts…
nah Ill pass.
Phrozen1der says:
@Fayla It’s not just you and I’ve been battling nausea all day so today super sucked…
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <—*in my Dee from What's Happening voice*
I'm tellin! You got somebody pregnit!
Dammit i never hear aout these events. Guess I’m not in the know
@Fayla That’s been the joke all week
I Go There says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
ITS no such thing as a black pool party…
man where u been hanging out??
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Fay a pool party is gathering of folks swimming and having a good time IN the pool
EVERYBODY isnt in the pool but everybody gets in at least ONCE
Black pool parties consist of fkers standig around in swim wear or jean shorts and no shirts…
nah Ill pass.
too muthafluckin shay! u aint neva lied!
@ Phro Who’s the lucky lady
Phrozen1der says:
@Fayla That’s been the joke all week
@ Lakes….He’s good, the list is still intact. We’re gonna go see Madamascar(as he calls it) this weekend.
@Yaya Funny my mom always knew she was pregnant because my dad would get sympathy sickness too..but I think I have a bug @Fayla Docs thinking the possiblity of E-Coli or Salmonella poisoning
prayerfully neither..
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
I Go There says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
ITS no such thing as a black pool party…
man where u been hanging out??
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Fay a pool party is gathering of folks swimming and having a good time IN the pool
EVERYBODY isnt in the pool but everybody gets in at least ONCE
Black pool parties consist of fkers standig around in swim wear or jean shorts and no shirts…
nah Ill pass.
too muthafluckin shay! u aint neva lied!
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shait makes no sense…
muthafkers wanna be cool by the pool
but half of em cant swim an shait
SO to me there is no such thing as a black pool party.
I’m quite certain I’d donate some strangers grandmother shoe soles for a fried piece of fish right now tho
I Go There says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
ITS no such thing as a black pool party…
man where u been hanging out??
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Fay a pool party is gathering of folks swimming and having a good time IN the pool
EVERYBODY isnt in the pool but everybody gets in at least ONCE
Black pool parties consist of fkers standig around in swim wear or jean shorts and no shirts…
nah Ill pass.
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And 40 ounces.
Iheart says:
Umm Sandra.. Big Baby was traded to the Magic last year
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Thanks hun.
Phro
oh no bruh! i hope u feel better soon & that it’s neither. just a lil bug 
that is too CUTE!!!
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Madamascar
Daddy Warbucks says:
I Go There says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
ITS no such thing as a black pool party…
man where u been hanging out??
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Fay a pool party is gathering of folks swimming and having a good time IN the pool
EVERYBODY isnt in the pool but everybody gets in at least ONCE
Black pool parties consist of fkers standig around in swim wear or jean shorts and no shirts…
nah Ill pass.
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And 40 ounces.
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broken glass by the pool and shait…
Thnx @Fayla :hugs: Cause I’m starving…
D Warbucks!
sup bew!?
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Phrozen1der says:
I’m quite certain I’d donate some strangers grandmother shoe soles for a fried piece of fish right now tho
Oh no @IGO You gotta stop fooling with those apartment complex pool parties :lol;
Phrozen1der says:
@Yaya Funny my mom always knew she was pregnant because my dad would get sympathy sickness too..but I think I have a bug @Fayla Docs thinking the possiblity of E-Coli or Salmonella poisoning prayerfully neither..
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I didn’t get sick with the boys. But I knew before she sis that she was pregnant, and it was a girl.
And man I ain’t been right ever since :Smokey from Friday voice:
And 40 ounces.
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broken glass by the pool and shait…
ok see now u done lost me! aint no pools in the hood
not ones u can swim in no way
@DW
Hey Fay!
Phrozen1der says:
Oh no @IGO You gotta stop fooling with those apartment complex pool parties :lol;
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I went to one and it was at this dude crib about 2 years ago
The crib was nice and you would have thought it was gonna be a nice event
that shait went HOOD int 2.3 secs
I wasnt even thinking about swimming.
<—- Had Catfish, greens and Yams for lunch and just finished some peach cobbler 10 min ago …
@ Phro…You watching BBW reunion tonight. I swear you made me so proud last week, I
I couldn’t have fonted it better myself. 
DIMPZ
YAAY MOVIE NIGHT
@IGO
Thankfully I haven’t experienced any of these joints…
@JMO One of my bruhs told me that earlier I called him a bytch cause I’m starving…I wont call you that tho….
@Dimpz Yeah I’ma watch them ninja’s…
SOME PEOPLE YOU WISH U COULD GET WHITE OUT AND DELETE THEM OUT UR BOOK.. SHAIT IS SAD..
@ Phro, I am cooking catfish tonight when I get out of Zumba, I will eat enough for you
@JMO Were the yams sweet tho????
wonder what’s for dinner tonight?
@Yaya Im not sure if I’ve ever had cat fish but today was obviously not a good day to be a cat who swims
*fondles your nips*
Since you’re hungry and ish… #helpfuldistraction
<—–Having Tilapia, rice and yams tonight.
@Yall
Fay, I think we’re having grilled porkchops #yummy #cantwait
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
SOME PEOPLE YOU WISH U COULD GET WHITE OUT AND DELETE THEM OUT UR BOOK.. SHAIT IS SAD..
awww suga!
it’s gone be alright. fukk em girl, fukk em! 
I want to fry some Salmon but my stomach so jacked it’d be a waste of energy..
Phrozen1der says:
@JMO Were the yams sweet tho????
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yallcrazy says:
Fay, I think we’re having grilled porkchops #yummy #cantwait
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Ahhh chit … I cooked that back in ’05
YALL
lemme txt mr fayfay see what he got goin! 
Phro, so u cant eat ANYthing?
Phrozen1der says:
@JMO One of my bruhs told me that earlier I called him a bytch cause I’m starving…I wont call you that tho….
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Sounds like someone needs a Snickers fo’ you turn into Joe Pesci or some chit…
DIMPZ SHAIT IM DELETING MY TWATTER AND SR NEXT SHAIT IS RIDICULOUS AND ONE THING I DONT NEED OR WANT IS MORE BS FAWK THIS EXTRA SH!T FAWK ALL OF IT!
FAYL OH ITS GOING TO BE FINE MIJA.. I KNOW WHO I AM FAWK ALL THEM PUTOS CAME OUT THE PUZZY BY MYSELF GOING OUT THIS MOFUKA BY MY MOFUKN SELF..
KyCakes says:
Phrozen1der says:
@JMO One of my bruhs told me that earlier I called him a bytch cause I’m starving…I wont call you that tho….
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Sounds like someone needs a Snickers fo’ you turn into Joe Pesci or some chit…
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Phrozen1der says:
I want to fry some Salmon but my stomach so jacked it’d be a waste of energy..
well aww chit nah! i’ve NEVER had salmon fried. always grilled. u cook the same way? deep fry?
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Ahhh chit … I cooked that back in ’05
girl u ILL cray cray!!
Who messin with Laker?
Who needs deleting.
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*fogs my breath like in the cold*
Real quick question…did anyone receive an email chain from me???? I need to make sure my email account was not hacked or something….
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
DIMPZ SHAIT IM DELETING MY TWATTER AND SR NEXT SHAIT IS RIDICULOUS AND ONE THING I DONT NEED OR WANT IS MORE BS FAWK THIS EXTRA SH!T FAWK ALL OF IT!
FAYL OH ITS GOING TO BE FINE MIJA.. I KNOW WHO I AM FAWK ALL THEM PUTOS CAME OUT THE PUZZY BY MYSELF GOING OUT THIS MOFUKA BY MY MOFUKN SELF..
Jmo, :stop: telling stories yo
@ Lakes…Don’t you let nobody frustrate you into deleting shyt! That’s what they want you to do. You better block their asses and keep it moving. NO evil deed goes unrewarded.
@JMo I was saying I wouldn’t say the same to you..
@Fayla Yeah Zatarains has this mix you just cover the fist and lightly fry it since Salmon cooks quickly when I tell you it’s the fool… and nah I can’t eat anything….Everything is coming back up
@KY IKR
I can feel my attitude changing so I’ve been keeping quiet
@ Phro That sounds good, I’m gonna have to try that
@Yaya I was messing around one day..I think it was like a lemon pepper flavoring from Zatarains…
*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
DIMPZ SHAIT IM DELETING MY TWATTER AND SR NEXT SHAIT IS RIDICULOUS AND ONE THING I DONT NEED OR WANT IS MORE BS FAWK THIS EXTRA SH!T FAWK ALL OF IT!
FAYL OH ITS GOING TO BE FINE MIJA.. I KNOW WHO I AM FAWK ALL THEM PUTOS CAME OUT THE PUZZY BY MYSELF GOING OUT THIS MOFUKA BY MY MOFUKN SELF..
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Wait. What?
Hold THEE fukk up….Who messin with my bew?
I’ll fukk ’em up….
@Fe
@Yall
but I really did cook that 1 time that year
@Phro … My apologies
I’ll ship you some if you stroll real quick 
yallcrazy! check ur email pls ma’am!
Fefe nope!
:holdthephuckup:
1st somebody is lying to Fi.
Then Laker is ready to close her accts.
Now somebody done hacked Fi.
UMMM ATTN LOSERS, GO FIND SOME MOTHAFUKIN BUSINESS :loser: #suckstobeyou #chumbasssucka
@JMO Any sudden movements will have my thoughts being purged cause that’s about ALL my body has left to dispense
YALL OH AINT NOBODY JUST SH!T IN GENERAL
FAYL & DIMPZ NOT RUNNING OFF BUT SOMETIMES U NEED TO WALK AWAY FROM SH!T WHEN U KNOW ITS BAD FOR U AND WONT BRING NO POSITIVE BUT NEGATIVE ENERGY TOWARDS YOU.. SR HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PLACE TO LAUGH AND GIGGLE ONCE U TAKE IT OUT THE NET IT GET PERSONAL.. FUK ALL THIS UNNECESARY SH!T REAL TALK!
@ Phro I have always eaten it grilled, hopefully you will start feeling better real soon.
Phrozen1der says:
@JMO Any sudden movements will have my thoughts being purged cause that’s about ALL my body has left to dispense
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Fine fine … I’ll send you some with some chicken noodle soup :rollseyes:
NO evil deed goes unrewarded.
IONO why BUT when I just read this I died alittle bit
ok, I had to make sure…I wouldn’t want anyone to think I started an explicit or offensive email and send it out to all my contacts….that would be unfortunate…
Phrozen1der says:
@KY IKR I can feel my attitude changing so I’ve been keeping quiet
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So you’re models? What do you model? Gloves?
Fuggin Joe Pesci…
Please don’t hurt ’em, Phro…I can hear you now…
“What do you mean I’m funny?”
@Yaya Try it,it’s excellent. Hopefully I will too I text,emailed,Instagrammed,and Tweeted GOD earlier of my plans
@yall
You have no idea….but again, I just had to make sure…certain shyt I just don’t do and folks have accused me of it…so I need to make sure I’m not crazy…
yallcrazy says:
:holdthephuckup:
1st somebody is lying to Fi.
Then Laker is ready to close her accts.
Now somebody done hacked Fi.
UMMM ATTN LOSERS, GO FIND SOME MOTHAFUKIN BUSINESS :loser: #suckstobeyou #chumbasssucka
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SR Posters are STARRUH’S!!!
@JMo :hugs:
@Ky Yeah mngmt calls asking me to make sure that I bring in a Docs note when I came in today..Mind you I had an IV in my arm to help with the dehydration it’s been bite your tongue mode since last week..All good I got a call for an Interview at this College I’ve been trying to get on with since before I moved here on Weds!
@ Lakes..I understand but, ppl gone be ppl regardless of what you do. I’m sure for every one negative thing you see or hear, you can find two positive. Like you said, it’s cyberlife and as long as they’re not bringing it to your door literally, fukk it all.
@ Cousin….Just speaking the truth. What’s tomorrow looking like? I think I want one of those hotdogs again.
@Yall
but I really did cook that 1 time that year
*begins rubbing Candy Cane Whipfinity on Phro’s nips* #itwillhelp
*does hands real cool like* Just chill!
Phrozen1der says:
@JMo
@Ky Yeah mngmt calls asking me to make sure that I bring in a Docs note when I came in today..Mind you I had an IV in my arm to help with the dehydration it’s been bite your tongue mode since last week..All good I got a call for an Interview at this College I’ve been trying to get on with since before I moved here on Weds!
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Hope you get it, Pappa
@Yall
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@Yall
but I really did cook that 1 time that year
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Better than awesome “sharting” at my comments
FeFe Feminine says:
ok, I had to make sure…I wouldn’t want anyone to think I started an explicit or offensive email and send it out to all my contacts….that would be unfortunate…
chit just got REAL! AGANE,
@KY Thnx love, I’m going in that joint like the job is mine!!
@Fayla
I’m just making sure…folks like throwing rocks and then later hiding their hands and acting like an innocent victim…the shyt is sad…really…
Ole FAKE IV having ass! <–what your boss 'nem had said
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Calm down Ky, I'm in a fighting mood now
Phrozen1der says:
@KY Thnx love, I’m going in that joint like the job is mine!!
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As you should, baby….Claim it
Phrozen1der says:
@KY Thnx love, I’m going in that joint like the job is mine!!
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And then it is
I can rock interviews. *pops bra*
FeFe Feminine says:
@Fayla
I’m just making sure…folks like throwing rocks and then later hiding their hands and acting like an innocent victim…the shyt is sad…really…
@ Cousin…Did you NOT see my food question?!
@ Fayla….
I
the glasses gravi, Dimpz 
So Lucious…
What’s tomorrow looking like? I was thinking I wanted to go to that hotdog place again.
KY!
I’m sorry bew, I haven’t meant to be rude. IT’s just getting crazy around this place. How’ve you been boo?
Where did you ask Cousin
#alwayslost
I’m out the rest of the week Cousin.
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Ky, she does look sessi in her glasses right
#378 but, I just reposted the question
I want a hog dog NOW
@ Cousin….My dumbass forgot and thank you.
CAPTAINNNNNNN CAVEMANNNNNNNN
and son
#random
@Yall
And yes, love…you are random as a muhphucka….
zoom zoom zoom in ya boom boom
Do y’all have Juneteenth celebrations this coming weekend?
I am going to a fest Ky.
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MsE, them folks ain’t hood, they are “facebook fake hood”.
Back in my day, if you wrote or said some bullshatt, you got the foofops put on you. These folks nowadays just a mess.
:hungry:
@Yall I’m mad though cause everybody on my page has an education, I know this for a fact, so how do you turn 25 – 45 and suddenly become an illiterate fb gangsta..
That’s what I’m saying
@MsE
I would unfriend them
I’m kidding 
Folks treat it like a diary and/or a wish life
@yall I have unfriended more than a few for everything from posting unfortunate “modeling” pics, to posting bad music on my wall, to just being annoying. Other’s I keep for entertainment and voyeuristic purposes
Ms. Everything says:
@yall I have unfriended more than a few for everything from posting unfortunate “modeling” pics, to posting bad music on my wall, to just being annoying. Other’s I keep for entertainment and voyeuristic purposes
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Still has rappers that are in their 40s on my page, waiting on the big break.
GET A JOB NICCA :MAD: :HAHAHA:
@DW
Hey Yallkray you ol huzzy
Life is good in Miami where the women can give our Decatur Flavors a run for their money!
^^^ *giggles* Oh the shade,,,The shade the shade the shade…Hey Sandra
yallcrazy says:
*begins rubbing Candy Cane Whipfinity on Phro’s nips*
^^ **rollz eyes** Touching them ol random strangas is how you ended up with the
Watch it heffa,,,Nobody was buying that whole I forgot to use a toilet seat cover at the grey hound station excuse…
morning
Hi Boogie!
Boogie
MzDimp
what brings you on this early
Mz –> is Fab slow ??
was wondering where u were, naij !! whas poppn ??
*coming in dancing like
<—–Puffy and 
<—– Mase*
Hey y'all
Morning!
haha, that made me
boistop !! thanks 
Naija!
My coworker, the one that irks me the most, had to take two days off to take her grown ass daughter to the doctor.
@ Boogie…IONO but, he being real slow bout getting that tooth fixed.
Hey Boi! :wave: I used to love Bad Boy then.
boistop
I see you got Thelma’s hot in ass self as your gravi 
how you boo
Boogie not ish at work…you got enough energy for all of us this morning
That sicko Sadusky is going down Baby
Morning everyone 
I was just reading that Saduskie trial has started and that the victim No. 4 has testified, and the details 
Meet 25-year old Krysta Marie Reyes.
Reyes was recently arrested in Salem, Oregon after she fraudulently reported $3 million in wages on an income tax return she filed online through TurboTax and she claimed $2.1 million in refunds, which worked its way through the software’s system and was approved by the state.
A Visa debit card loaded with the refund was in her hands within a few weeks and Reyes, who resided in a modest apartment, began to spend the dough as if it was her birthday.
Unfortunately for her, she got caught when she reported ANOTHER state issued debit card lost or stolen, which prompted an investigation.
Details below…
According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, Reyes reportedly used TurboTax, a tax preparation computer program, to file her 2011 tax income return and claimed that she earned over $3,000,000.
She then used the tax program to claim a refund of $2,000,000.
The return was manually reviewed due to the unusually large amount, but Reyes was eventually sent the full refund as calculated on her return.
YahooNews reports that what’s bizarre about the situation is how Reyes was caught.
She reported another debit card as lost or stolen to the issuer, which apparently saw enough red flags to get the state’s revenue service on the case. The police affidavit doesn’t offer say how much cash was loaded on the second card or whether it was obtained by a fraudulent tax return as well.
When Reyes was taken into custody June 6, she had allegedly spent about $150,000 over a two-month period, including $2,000 on a Dodge Caravan and more than $800 in tires and wheels, according to police. It’s not clear from the report where the rest of the cash went, though it says she spent tens of thousands of dollars per week.
Reyes Police Report (.jpg)
Reyes was booked into the Marion County Jail and charged with aggravated theft and computer crime. She was released and is scheduled to appear in court on July 5th.
Investigators have described the scam as one of the biggest the state of Oregon has ever seen! Officials are shocked about how easily Reyes was able to defraud the state.
The Oregon revenue department currently processes approximately 7 billion dollars a year in tax returns on outdated computer systems designed in the 1980s.
In January 2012, the state decided against a million dollar computer upgrade that would have eventually paid for itself by finding tax cheaters.
Three things….
1. Reyes had clearly gotten away with that scam before, so I’m confused as to why she was still living in an apartment?
2. Who the hell thinks they could do something like this and not get caught. and
3. Isn’t Oregon is partially at fault for using those old “A”zz computers?
What would YOU do with a $2.1 million dollar tax refund?
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I’m tripping this bish REALLY bought a used $2,000 on a Dodge Caravan
FeFe
hey beautiful…ummmm nice gravi, uh huh that’s right *sips ice cold water*
Fefe, boistop, Jenie, Naija, Dimpz
GAGIRL I’m tripping on the gov’t handing out $2.1 mill in refunds over anything else
yepyep, soak it up, i’m a morning person
but by 2, i’ll be in 
– mode 
@ GA….MY thoughts exactly.
Hey FE.
You gone be my old Fe today? 
GAGIRL
& 
So the gubment handed out 2.1 mil refund don’t sound like she should be the one arrested for that
@Naija
I thought it was nice too…. 
@ FE…Check your email in 2mins plz.
I see you didn’t say yes neither.
@Dimpz
I’m good hon…folks just had to be brought out with their bullshyt and they revealed themselves just like I knew they would. It’s a new day…