As first reported right here on Sandrarose.com, Chris Brown’s fifth studio album, Fortune, will ring up disappointing sales despite Brown’s best efforts. Billboard reports that Fortune will sell a dismal 125K-140K in first week sales, lol.
Brown was so devastated at the news that he took to his Twitter page last night to blast his 10 million-plus followers on Twitter.com for not having his back.
Brown, who obviously flunked U.S. geography in school, tweeted: “52 states, 35 thousand cities, album out!!!” He added: “Who is really teambreezy???” Brown later deleted both tweets.
This post was originally written on July 3, 2012 @ 5:10 p.m.
No one is more excited for the release of Chris Brown’s latest album than the singer himself. Unfortunately for him, Brown’s fifth studio album, Fortune, is expected to sell less copies than his last album, F.A.M.E., according to early estimates.
Based on early sales figures, the first-week sales of Fortune will undersell F.A.M.E.‘s first week sales by 100,000 copies. Brown worked tirelessly to promote Fortune in social media and through interviews. But it appears that his efforts have fallen flat.
Brown and his long-suffering girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, celebrated the album’s release at Supperclub in Hollywood Monday night. I’m told the club beefed up its security for CB’s album release party — at Brown’s expense, of course.
More from Sandrarose.com:
Photos: ChrisBrown.us, MsJamerica, Twitter.com
I still need to buy F.A.M.E
is that a heroin, molly, or meth face?? i’m scared and confused…
He needs to shave off that facial hair
Aww dayum! Not a good look @ all!
So he’s right on track to outdo Monica Brown
she sold what 3,000 copies her last CD 
CB look like he
damn.
i had no idea his cd even came out. i’m sure Rihanna will buy her usual 15 copies to help him out.
the bodyguard is cute tho
Monica Brown she sold what 3,000 copies her last CD
@Fayla-dosen’t he though
Chris looks bad in that close up
Rihanna will buy her usual 15 copies to help him out.
#SUPPORTURBOOBOO
Damn…Will someone puh-LEASE get Kinkajou a burger…STAT!
150k is not bad at all. Very respectable. On a sad note, his looks are gone. He looks like a patient in the final stages of Cancer or AIDS at this point. I can’t think of any valid reason for him to want to look like this.
EWWW NO CLOSE UP
AND THAT NOSE RANG! 
Dang only 150K O_O
CB not looking good in those pics! But I am most definitely team breezy and he could get it. With that said, I’ll see you find folks Thursday. Have a safe and Happy 4th my SR Peeps!
Still trying to get an invite……
U too Ms. Diva!
How many copies did pastor monica sold????..
I wait! I will order cbreezy cd via Amazon
so PISST they wont let us go home!!!
Boot i seent that look before
MSDIVA
PUURYT CHICA
KINGSTON
CB needs a good grooming, dammit.
Ok, ok, Son..We see you’re capable of growing facial hair…No one will ever accuse you of crop failure, but doggone it, tidy it up…
Sheesh…
@Bird he does look a lil suspect, don’t he?
Maybe he trying to get skinty enough so him and Kinko Giloba can share jeans
Fay Thanked ya in the last post
150K aint nothin to sneeze at in the era of bootleg.
Hershey says:
So he’s right on track to outdo Monica Brown
she sold what 3,000 copies her last CD
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The Lawd will rain his wrath down upon you for baring false witness against the angelic Monica, pastor of the Holy Sanctified Missionary Baptist Twitter Church of Christ.
And anyway she sold 30k not no 3k.
Hmmmmm Chris look like he on crack or them beans
@ Laker I know right
But seriously speaking, since Sandra gave away free Monica CDs to her roses and twitter fans, can we expect the same for CBreezy?
or since he will sell 30 times more than she did, will we be forced to buy it ourselves?
He’s looking a lil crackheadish
#aintmyfault
@Fayla
See that’s why I lubs u… :hugs: font was white to everyone else
Laker
I’m coming
Angiegirl says:
Maybe he trying to get skinty enough so him and Kinko Giloba can share jeans
@ Bird
#hmpff
@BiBi I didn’t mean to ignore ya…
Here…lemme make it up to you.. :hunch:
Feel better?
YW ZoeZoe
i hope it made sense!
YALL
thx for not letting ur girl die a wata def 
i knowed u lubbed me back!
GAGuhl, can u tell me more about that drank in yo gravi? *bats lashes*
GAGIRL87 says:
Hmmmmm Chris look like he on crack or them beans
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Crack for a $1000. Look at them jaws and cheek bones, stuck in the sucking glass dack position.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
the bodyguard is cute tho
why does KeroKeroKeropii always look miserable? I wonder if he beats her too.
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goat76 says:
GAGIRL87 says:
Hmmmmm Chris look like he on crack or them beans
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Crack for a $1000. Look at them jaws and cheek bones, stuck in the sucking glass dack position.
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*whispers* I agree
goat76 says:
GAGIRL87 says:
Hmmmmm Chris look like he on crack or them beans
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“Man, Scotty, it just be callin me, Man…chit just be callin me”…
Crack for a $1000. Look at them jaws and cheek bones, stuck in the sucking glass dack position.
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#Pookie
gbellab says:
why does KeroKeroKeropii always look miserable? I wonder if he beats her too.
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Mentally, not physically….
yallcrazy says:
He’s looking a lil crackheadish
^^Yah Mo Beeee There
Thats me singing to you luver…Yah Mo B There Up and Overrrrr 
LOL…@ pookie…..I can picture that scene now….lol
@Kycakes
Yup just what I needed.
gbellab says:
why does KeroKeroKeropii always look miserable? I wonder if he beats her too.
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I don’t think so. She doesn’t have the beat down look to her that battered women get after only a handful of black eyes. Plus beating Coochie will cost him millions if she smart. But then she ain’t kicked out a baby yet so maybe she ain’t about the money.
Been packed what happened?
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WING WING WING HERRO to the real BB
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Jacked from The Thirty Mile Zone
Andy Griffith only passed away a few hours ago — but TMZ has learned, the Hollywood icon has already been buried.
A rep for Twiford Funeral Homes in Manteo, North Carolina tells us, Andy was buried at 11:30 AM on his family farm on Roanoke Island. We’re told Andy had previously requested to be buried immediately after his death … so that’s why it all happened so fast.
We made calls to find out if Andy was embalmed. No one was talking, but we’re told it’s legal in North Carolina to bury people without embalming them.
We’re told Andy’s burial followed a small, private service with close friends and family in attendance.
Andy was 86.
Bird-
Yeah C-Breezy Done FELL Waaaayyyy Dee F-U-C-K OFF Though — IMO
@Hershey
YOUR Gravi is Just Too F-ing MUCH Though !!!
Guitar –>
YAMOBEETHERE 
ok possibly mentally.. but im willing to bet he’s probably SHOOK the shit outta her maybe once or twice
@Yall
Bibi says:
@Brenden
Been packed what happened
^^Hey shug Im workin on it,,,Soon as I can confirm my gender reassignment appointment Imma book our flights,,,I figured I might as well get it done there in Canada where healthcare is universal instead of waitin for Obamacare…I wants my p#ssy and I wants it now
BIBI
@KyCakes
I GUESS Ole Andy was only TOO READY to leave THIS BYTCH Huh
I wants my p#ssy and I wants it now
goat76 says:
GAGIRL87 says:
Hmmmmm Chris look like he on crack or them beans
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Crack for a $1000. Look at them jaws and cheek bones, stuck in the sucking glass dack position.
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Forget a still photo, we need video to see if she got that crackhead walk thang going on
#stillaintmyfault
Damn…Ky they don’t waste no time(Was he even cold yet), meanwhile we go on a farewell tour around the country.
How did you know that was my jam?!
^^Great minds bae > < great minds…Up and Overrrr
KY WELL DAM! THAT WAS QUICK..
ELOVAH YO U IGNORING ALL OF THIS **RUNS HANDS DOWN BAWWDY** WHY!!?
Chris looking high as hell
Hope he ain’t on that molly
TVLAND gots Andy Griffith tomorrow and all weekend Marathon
<< WHY WONT MY GRAVI CHANGE IM TIRED OF LOOKN AT THIS DAM BLACK MEOOWS!
*searching hard for something nice to say*
I like Keykookala’s shoes.
After seeing Rih face, don’t think KrabbyPatty has “tried” Breezy. C
Woman of her descent are very docile when it comes to their men. Island women- not so much
TVLAND gots Andy Griffith tomorrow and all weekend Marathon
IM GOING TO UPDATE JMO ON THIS DONT WANT TO BE OUT THE O WHEN YALL TALK ABOUT IT..
^^
Well…I guess without me it would’ve been 149999 cause I’m listening to it right now. The CD is about as deep as a cup o’ noodle, but the slow cuts are nice. I’m gone pass on listening to the techno dance tracks though.
WHY IN BOFF PICS HE GOT HIS TONGUE POKIN OUT
AND WERE DA FAWK IS THE SECURITY GUY THAT TOOK A BOTTLE TO THE HEAD FOR CRACK BROWN?? 
@Brenden
MMkay but I ain’t changing no dressings
Smonae- just told hubby he probably on that Molly.
Brendbew, I’ve always loved that song, but I died a lil bit when it was in 40 yr old Virgin
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Okay yall, let’s plan an Intervention right here on SR. Errbody go look at your schedules and report back
WTF IS MOLLY…
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
<< WHY WONT MY GRAVI CHANGE IM TIRED OF LOOKN AT THIS DAM BLACK MEOOWS!
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Never, ever get tired of black puzzy
Lakes- ecstacy
Sandra… who is that bodyguard in the first pic…
GAWD I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS DAM GRAVI I CANT EVEN LOOK SKRAIT AT IT WITH OUT POUTING
@Lakes
Voy para tu casa quiero pollo
y corona 
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
TVLAND gots Andy Griffith tomorrow and all weekend Marathon
IM GOING TO UPDATE JMO ON THIS DONT WANT TO BE OUT THE O WHEN YALL TALK ABOUT IT..
^^
& I’mma have a list of questions for yall!
KY WELL I AINT EVUUR TRIED BLACK CUTI CAT :lickL .. BUT IM TERRIFIED OF ANY CATS THEY SEE THRU MY SOULD WITH THEM EYES AND LIONS AND PANTHERS ARE THE WORST TO ME
Never THAT My Peach
And Yeah What @lovezoe Just Said #ThatMOLLY
I wanna Corona
*tagging along* 
Bump Chris who da heck is the Bodygaurd
auntie I credentials stat! 
I see why u like to fly
@Bibi
Whaddup BABY
YALL
OH SHAIT!!
BIBI COME OVER NO CORONAS BUT TEQUILA ON THE ROCKS **DONT LIKE BEER LIKE THAT** COLD PISS
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Bump Chris who da heck is the Bodygaurd auntie I credentials stat!
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Go night night n!gga!!!!
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My goodness that’s fine man up there
who is that bodygaurd, never see him before Good lord he fluckable ! 
MMkay but I ain’t changing no dressings
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Okay yall, let’s plan an Intervention right here on SR. Errbody go look at your schedules and report back
^^Say word? Is OTB back on that stuff? Chile, huffin enema bags
Count me in.
Yall
LOVE OOOOH!! IDK ABOUT NUFFN BUT THAT GREEN
I SEEN ONE OF MY FRIENDS ON IT AND IT PISS ME AWWF BISH KEPT TRYINT TO RUB ON MY ARM AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF AND ESSTARTED PLAYING WITH A LIGHT 
THE CD IS PURE FIRE!!!! IM LOVING #BASSLINE #STUCKONSTUPID #SWEETLOVE #4YEARSOLD..the whole CD is just wonderful! I know Im late but I also picked up ADELE and Im enjoying it too!
EB ONE LINERS ARE SSSTOOPID!!
I think that is just a bad pic of Breezy… He looked good on the BET awards.
Monica’s last album sales weren’t great but she sold over 100k as of now. I actually think it’s pretty good.
Always right on time, like Ashanti…
ADELE IS THE SHAIT. BOM!! SHE CAN SANG HER CULO AWWF!
Andy Griffith only passed away a few hours ago — but TMZ has learned, the Hollywood icon has already been buried.
A rep for Twiford Funeral Homes in Manteo, North Carolina tells us, Andy was buried at 11:30 AM on his family farm on Roanoke Island. We’re told Andy had previously requested to be buried immediately after his death … so that’s why it all happened so fast.
We made calls to find out if Andy was embalmed. No one was talking, but we’re told it’s legal in North Carolina to bury people without embalming them.
We’re told Andy’s burial followed a small, private service with close friends and family in attendance.
Andy was 86.
where they do that at?
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Sadly HERE… in NC…
ELove says:
@Bibi
Whaddup BABY
jeniefrumdabloc says:
My goodness that’s fine man up there
Damn EB!
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#giveitatry 
Laker, I fill my Corona to the rim with Roses Lime juice
jeniefrumdabloc says:
My goodness that’s fine man up there who is that bodygaurd, never see him before Good lord he fluckable !
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Eeeww Jenie….would you pull an Evelyn and eat his azz?
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
the bodyguard is cute tho
Look at Karruche shoes. Me no like at all
KyCakes says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
My goodness that’s fine man up there who is that bodygaurd, never see him before Good lord he fluckable !
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Eeeww Jenie….would you pull an Evelyn and eat his azz?
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I am out dis bish. I am going to Friday’s to get like George Lopez said…”ALL KINDS of fugged up!”
Messicans dont get drunk…they get “ALL KINDS of fugged up!”
Got me a driver TOO
Going to get Messican wasted.
BYE :wave: Be safe folks.
Damn I miss CD. That heffa was ill with the
Sign. 
Cute as a button…Well,,,Not cute,,,Well yeah that ugly cute,,,Like a puppy with a bunch of wrinkles on his face,,,Damn I miss that unfortunate faced heffa 
Okay yall, let’s plan an Intervention right here on SR. Errbody go look at your schedules and report back
^^Say word? Is OTB back on that stuff? Chile, huffin enema bags
Count me in.
*whispers* but I think she went to rehab this week
@Lakes I’ll take that too
corona for the hangover 
I just discovered Adele too. I have a few favorites
Got me a driver TOO
^^Is that code for metro link
Have fun girl. You coloreds shoull do splurge rounst the beginning of the month 
KDub says:
I am out dis bish. I am going to Friday’s to get like George Lopez said…”ALL KINDS of fugged up!”
Messicans dont get drunk…they get “ALL KINDS of fugged up!”
Got me a driver TOO
Going to get Messican wasted.
“HEY DONT U KNOW IM LOCO
” AND YES WE DO GETS ALL KINDS OF FUKD UP!! AAAAAAHHHHYYYYYYYAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Oh, I forgot
I am not drinking any beer until the end of the summer 
#andyoucantmakeme 
#teamnobeerbelly
BIBI **POURS U SOME DON JULIO** GIRL LETS GET MESSICAN WASSTED!!
Don’t get knocked up Kdub
Who’s album has sold this year?
The days of albums going platinum are over. Unless you’re an international artist, at this point in the game you will not be posting big numbers.
Just wait until Brandy release that album and it sells 2,012 copies. It will at that point be confirmed.
AGANE LAKER #theblogbreaker
KDUB DONT FORGET TO SHARPIE THE EYEBROWS IN BEFORE U LEAVE FRIDAYS.. OH AND DONT RUB UR FACE OH U GOING TO REALLY GET ALL KINDS OF FUKD UP!
@Brenden I sorry
@lakes
Messican wasted is the only way I know
YALL TIS LAKEZ
I AINT DONE IT IN SO LONG!! 
@Jenie I’s just playin, bew
BIBI
@Y’all (Comment #119)
You PEEPED THAT Too Huh
wth u BEEN!!!???
^^I been around bae,,,When Im feeling lonely I stalks yo twitter page
I cant help ma self you just so darn sweet,,,,So positive,,,Always nice and upbeat,,,Even when you talm bout ol granny Klampet.lol…I just wanna hug you so some of that bright light can rub off on me,,,,I just wanna pinch you for being so darn sweet,,,,I just wanna C*m in ur mouth 
ELUVAH
I JUST BROKE IT A LITTLE **TAPE ITS BACK TUUGETHER** TAPE CAN FIZZ ANYTHING! 
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo says:
wth u BEEN!!!???
^^I been around bae,,,When Im feeling lonely I stalks yo twitter page I cant help ma self you just so darn sweet,,,,So positive,,,Always nice and upbeat,,,Even when you talm bout ol granny Klampet.lol…I just wanna hug you so some of that bright light can rub off on me,,,,I just wanna pinch you for being so darn sweet,,,,I just wanna C*m in ur mouth
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*takes off earrings* Gotta fight everyday to prove….
Our trip is off Brenden
I just wanna C*m in ur mouth
SWALLOW BISH NOT GARGLE!! SHEESH! #ROOKIE!
EWW THAT JUST REMINDED ME OF THE LADY THAT GOT HER MOUFF INPREGNATED
don't u DARE get it in my hurr :blow: <—like chris bosh
YALL HAVE A GUUD FOURFF OF JULY TRY NOT TO LOSE NO FANGARS WITH THE FIRE CRAKERS AND TO ALL THE MESSICANS.. FIESTA TIME!!
***whispers @Bibi*** Girl,,,,Hursh,,,Ms Whipfinity money bags is the one fundin our trip,,,Dont mess up a good thing
SWALLOW BISH NOT GARGLE
^^^
That sounds like a good slogan.
Bibi says:
Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo says:
wth u BEEN!!!???
^^I been around bae,,,When Im feeling lonely I stalks yo twitter page I cant help ma self you just so darn sweet,,,,So positive,,,Always nice and upbeat,,,Even when you talm bout ol granny Klampet.lol…I just wanna hug you so some of that bright light can rub off on me,,,,I just wanna pinch you for being so darn sweet,,,,I just wanna C*m in ur mouth
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*takes off earrings* Gotta fight everyday to prove….
Our trip is off Brenden
C Brenden, u warn’t ready for competition was ya?
69 says:
Who’s album has sold this year?
The days of albums going platinum are over. Unless you’re an international artist, at this point in the game you will not be posting big numbers.
Just wait until Brandy release that album and it sells 2,012 copies. It will at that point be confirmed.
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2,012, though?
It might actually be a little less than that. I think her single is currently -416 on the Billboard 100.
Yea so NO BRENDEN!
Andy Griffith only passed away a few hours ago — but TMZ has learned, the Hollywood icon has already been buried.
A rep for Twiford Funeral Homes in Manteo, North Carolina tells us, Andy was buried at 11:30 AM on his family farm on Roanoke Island. We’re told Andy had previously requested to be buried immediately after his death … so that’s why it all happened so fast.
We made calls to find out if Andy was embalmed. No one was talking, but we’re told it’s legal in North Carolina to bury people without embalming them.
We’re told Andy’s burial followed a small, private service with close friends and family in attendance.
Andy was 86.
where they do that at?
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Sadly HERE… in NC…
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I dont see anything wrong with putting him in the ground immediately after he died, especially if it was a request of his. I think in some situations its best… Insted of having OVER dramatic funerals.
like chris bosh
her single is currently -416 on the Billboard 100
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Just awful
Bibi YES
What ya’ll talm bout
Fayla U need a massage??
KyCakes says:
@Jenie I’s just playin, bew
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You know I can’t stay mad at you long
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Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo says:
Fayla U need a massage??
Thats right gal, keep Lady Eloise happy *whispers* She likes it when you rub in circular motion arounst her lower back,,,Right above the booty crack, just below the keloid scar
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Chris Bosh Fan Club
6969 Suck A Mean Peen Way
Dixville, FL 32569
tell ’em ole Fayfay sentcha. #discount
ur welcome
@Fayla
*cracks Knuckles* U prefer the finger method or palm and elbow action??
#skillz
jeniefrumdabloc says:
KyCakes says:
@Jenie I’s just playin, bew
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You know I can’t stay mad at you long
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So we’re just like peas and carrots again?
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Chris Bosh Fan Club
6969 Suck A Mean Peen Way
Dixville, FL 32569
tell ‘em ole Fayfay sentcha. #discount
ur welcome
Yall just ….
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Laface
<–light blowing 
*whispers* tell Phro
Thanks girl!
lmao!
Fattie, tell Mamafattie I said
BiBi fingers please. i need u to FEEL it
Heyyy Lace!!!
45 mins???
lawd y??
pointhimout says:
YUP, in Dixville Florida
150K is better than 15K
Imma kick yall ass @Yall @Brendan
You sneaked out, huh? *calling center’s runaway toll-free number as I font*
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Get him first because he is WAY bigger than me, and I can only hope that you’ll be too tired after all of shim’s windmillin’
crackish
Chris has those Beam me up Scotty eyes.
He wouldn’t pass a piss test if his life depended on it.
So his 1st week sales will be more than the total Mrs. Shannon Brown has sold at week 15??? Oh ok…
Soooooo today is the fake wedding
Ahhhh you right missmiami. I’m from Miami too.
What location ended up taking nem in?
Idk @ Bella’s Master. It has been very hush hush. I looked everywhere for a marriage license application and didn’t find one under their assumed government names. I think they decided on out of the country which definately makes me think it won’t be legal in the USA.
Saw Dj Irie post something on twitter about performing for them in St Maarten.
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Please allow them independence on this beautiful 4th of July. Don’t keep them locked up for forever, they’ve learned their lesson, I’m sure of that. Have a heart Auntie. It’s killing us, them not being here.
Kudos to them i gues
i ont be wathcing there show and BBW either especially if Jenn doesn’t return.
Hahaha. Yeah I couldn’t take anymore of BBW. Them broads cray.
And definitely not giving any ratings to big bully Evelyn.
From da City and live Downtown. You?
the bodyguard is ethnically ambiguous, but i still likey
CrackyMcCrackerton on the other hand, no sirrrr 
morning !
Lets go to the Zimmerman post
good morning everyone 
i’ll be there in 2 mins, jenie. want anything from starbucks ?
Are peeps still on vacation?
BoogieNites says:
i’ll be there in 2 mins, jenie. want anything from starbucks ?
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@lovezoe — in reallife and on here, it seems so. lucky bastids.
@jenie — ur already buzzn, so just a tall for u
ocho touched me w/ that i”wedding” invite for the twitter widow
i didnt even think to take off these days
Good Morn’ting!
This must be an old pic where Chris Brown is looking like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean.
He was looking thick on the awards.
Hey Fay-Boogie!
I should have taken off
so what’s your thoughts on Frank Ocean
jenie- I asked the same question downstairs, great minds think alike
KayKay :2dance: <—like celie & nettie
i shole done missed ya
Jenie i had said on the twittanet that everytime a man comes out the closet i wonder if he's been hiding in there behind a woman
the letter he wrote was touching tho imo
how u?
So dis where ya’ll at?
Fay- I fonted you downstairs
morning FayFay
hey kay
i agree, he lookd nuthn like this on the awards show.
jenie, no thoughts on FO other than he’s an eccentric that makes good music and i’mma fan and i was diggn that “im comin out” letter
divaaaaa *like the aunties/ sister on fresh prince*, what it do ?
About Frank Ocean….I can appreciate his honest expression of himself, but I swear every time I hear about a man coming out I feel a twinge of defeat.
Frank Ocean’s letter romanticized the whole thing; made it feel more realistic and comfortable for those who are on the same page – so I don’t doubt that there will now be MANY KIDS coming out now. MANY.
Hey Boogie-Boog!
I agree – his letter just made me go…”Awww..I understand how that feels – I too felt that way about a man before.”
divaaaaa *like the aunties/ sister on fresh prince*, what it do ?
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Wishing I would have taken the day off, I am dragging
MORNING
WHO GOT ME A TO GO PLATE? 
Morning Lakes, my mama said there would be no to go plates and that folks better eat all they can eat while there. She hid the foil paper.
I’m sipping on a white chocolate frapp and I swear I feel my 26 pds coming back on me!! This can’t be life….. Anyways, what’s the tea????!! I don’t care about frank ocean coming out, lil wayne kissed another man and he is still working with everybody..
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
KayKay :2dance: <—like celie & nettie
i shole done missed ya
Jenie i had said on the twittanet that everytime a man comes out the closet i wonder if he's been hiding in there behind a woman
the letter he wrote was touching tho imo
how u?
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Fay Fay he didn't he say he was on the downlow dating women
I thought he did, 
sorry I can't support him, I detest men on the downlow period, even if they did come out of the closet….. so what hate me 
But to my openly gay men round of 
for being real off top !
@!Laker
<<– ur to-go plate. so sowwy. 
i bbq-hopped and while food was pretty good at each locale, it was entirely too hot to grub the way i wanted to
@!Laker
<<– ur to-go plate. so sowwy. 
i bbq-hopped and while food was pretty good at each locale, it was entirely too hot to grub the way i wanted to
hey ZoeZoe, Boogie, Lakes, MsDiva,
Good Morning Everyone
I fonted downstairs but didn’t realize we were back in this post.
i feel u, jenie (#192). DL bruhs are not wussup
BUT do u think he was dating on the downlow or jus bi ?
Hiya Natasha
BoogieNites says:
i feel u, jenie (#192). DL bruhs are not wussup
BUT do u think he was dating on the downlow or jus bi ?
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I thought he said he dated women
but I honestly don’t believe in Bi 
Ounce you’ve had the peen , you will like that better than coon 
:wave: @ all
No new post huh
Sandra slays me applying corporate hours to the blog 
I guess she is using PTO this morning :hehehe:
QUERY : would any of you ladies date an admittedly bi man ?
KayCeiSoul says:
Hey Boogie-Boog!
I agree – his letter just made me go…”Awww..I understand how that feels – I too felt that way about a man before.
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Jenie i too DETEST a DL man. gay men are A-OK in my book, but a DL muhfugga??
BOOGIE THANKS JUUU!!
THE BF DID BURGERS HOT DOGS AND LINKS.. WHILE MOMMY SIPD ON SOME GIN AND JUICE CUT UP SOME WATERMELON **WITH SALT**YUUUM!
I WANT IT!! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW DELISH AND SWEET IT WAS :2dance: #FAT
FAYL DO U KNOW THAT IM NOW LOOKING FOR THAT GAWWD DAM SOPAPILLA CHEESECAKE
jenie says:
..but I honestly don’t believe in Bi Ounce you’ve had the peen , you will like that better than coon
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
jenie, my thoughts EXACTLY on the bi thing (for men). like to a T, chick.
BoogieNites says:
QUERY : would any of you ladies date an admittedly bi man ?
I do not believe that is how it should be. Ounce with a man you will always have that desire to be with another so that’s a big no 
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No mam
BoogieNites says:
QUERY : would any of you ladies date an admittedly bi man ?
Thats some good ish Boogie 
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Nope the peen will always win
To Boogie (Comment #203): Because I’m very visual, that’s a NO…
bi man
NOPE!! 
NEGATIVE!! THE IMAGE OF HIS BALLS BANGING AGAINST ANOTHERS MANS BALLS.. 
U ARE DAMAGE GOODS FOR ME!
NO.. HELL NAWW.
I can’t do it Boogie. I just can’t. One of my best homeboys is bi, and he made the comment (while drunk), that I never thought he was good enough for me, and I NIGG-NORED da’ HAYLE out of that verbiage. Acted like there was a stubborn piece of crab meat in an empty shell (we were at dinner). I was scraping the hayle out of that shell with that lil’ fork.
MSDIVA
So is Fannie Mae pregnant again?? And did she put antworm on cs …yet???
!Laker – i hate salt
Ty says:
BoogieNites says:
QUERY : would any of you ladies date an admittedly bi man ?
Thats some good ish Boogie 
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Nope the peen will always win
hey suga!
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LAKES!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
KayCeiSoul says:
Hey Boogie-Boog!
I agree – his letter just made me go…”Awww..I understand how that feels – I too felt that way about a man before.
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Jenie i too DETEST a DL man. gay men are A-OK in my book, but a DL muhfugga??
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No, I wouldn’t. It was True Life where the dude told girl he was bi and she still wanted to date him. Then again, the stage I am at in my life, I wouldn’t date someone who admittedly told me they were dating a female either. AIDS is real folks.
FAYL I BET!!
kay
too early for u to go home, mama ? 
i feelz u doe.
Let me tell yall something that is GOOD! Tres leches cake. OMG!
@ Miss Dallas…Now I know Tasia needs a helmet but she cant be that damn stupid
She still hasnt figured out that Twon cant give her shyt but unlimited text and talk 
KayCeiSoul says:
I can’t do it Boogie. I just can’t. One of my best homeboys is bi, and he made the comment (while drunk), that I never thought he was good enough for me, and I NIGG-NORED da’ HAYLE out of that verbiage. Acted like there was a stubborn piece of crab meat in an empty shell (we were at dinner). I was scraping the hayle out of that shell with that lil’ fork.
i think bi men are just GREEDY yo!
MizzD
where that come from? 
LOVEZOE FAWK A MOFUKN RICE CAKE
U WANT A REAL NICE SWEET MOIST CAKE TRES LECHES CAKES WILL GET U THEEEEEEEEREEE!! 
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
LOVEZOE FAWK A MOFUKN RICE CAKE
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U supposed to say that in your Rhianna voice ;rofl:
Lakes- I had one at this Mexican restaurant (best Mexican I had, BTW.) It was so freaking yummy! Make me want to slap somebody.
TY
IN MY MIND I DID.. WHILE GRABN MY CROTCH! 
IM JUST SAYING TRES LECHES CAKE IS THE BES HANDS DOWN TO ME 
lovezoe says:
No, I wouldn’t. It was True Life where the dude told girl he was bi and she still wanted to date him. Then again, the stage I am at in my life, I wouldn’t date someone who admittedly told me they were dating a female either. AIDS is real folks.
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Ty says:
@ Miss Dallas…Now I know Tasia needs a helmet but she cant be that damn stupid
She still hasnt figured out that Twon cant give her shyt but unlimited text and talk 
and BTW can we PLEASE take this party downstairs & whatnot? look like Auntie takin that extended stay vakay :rollseyes:
LOVE YEP.. ITS NICE AND MOIST ERRRY BITE IS WET!
TRY FLAN.. FLAN IS LIKE A MIX BETWEEN JELLO AND PUDDING ITS SOO GUUD THO! **AT UR LOCAL MESSICAN GROCERY STORE** 
BoogieNites says:
kay too early for u to go home, mama ? i feelz u doe.
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Foreal.
I could never. I believe there’s nothing a woman can do for a man that has been “touched”. Nothing but polish his toenails, have a few cocktails, shop high-end stores, and trash talk men. ‘Cause that’s all we have in common. We are “fish” to both bi and gays – however they want to classify themselves. 
But for the ones who are out, are genuine, and honest with who they are??? Gurl, you will never find a more loyal friend.
Ty says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
LOVEZOE FAWK A MOFUKN RICE CAKE
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U supposed to say that in your Rhianna voice
I saw on Twitter Fannie Mae man found a new chick. Allegedly, of course.
lovezoe says:
I saw on Twitter Fannie Mae man found a new chick. Allegedly, of course.
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Hey lovezoe!
This does not surprise me at all.
A large amount of straight men are out here like Pretty Woman-style prostitutes – looking for the next Princess Charming to take care of their pawnk azzes. This dude was all about “things” and “money”, and “comfort”. If he wasn’t, he would have never left his beautiful wife and kid. With his Beaker off the Muppet Babies lookin’ azz.
Just hit him with that child support Fannie.
And I don’t even BELIEVE in the child support system, but dudes like him need their azzes handed to them. Fried. Like bologna.
52 States, Guess he didn’t realize Alaska, and Hawaii, were already included.
What a HORRIBLE friggin picture of him! Damn Sandy!
That boy look like
Cott Dayum we couldnt get a fresh Pallet to work with here???
Chris needs to get it together. His album received bad reviews across the board.
Couple that with that crackish picture of him and you can’t help but think he is struggling…in life….
That pic…Please excuse me.
@ luVn_liFe…, OHoney and WalkingKontradiction:
Get used to this pic. I will be using it again.
did u folks already discuss keroppi’s hooters hose w/ those gawd awful i’mgonnagitusucka platforms ?
:STOP: *takes a closer look. is that ash ? she is half-darkie, uknow.
Breezy looking a little crackish in that pic.
Sooo…Y’all gone look at them pics and tell me Chris Brown ain’t on something?
he prolly sounds and definitely looks like Gator
“mama, i smoked the color tv”
Sandra Rose says:
@ luVn_liFe…, OHoney and WalkingKontradiction:
Get used to this pic. I will be using it again
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K
YOOOOOOOOOOO Chris looks bad as f.uck
somebody needs to call and intervention #deadserious 
52 STATES?
PLEASE tell me somebody snapshot those!
Sandra Rose says:
@ luVn_liFe…, OHoney and WalkingKontradiction:
Get used to this pic. I will be using it again
this pic tho??
Mrs.Sandra rose is a Hot Dayum Mess,:hahaha: this is what she just posted on twitter…
?@SandraRose
Do we feel bad for the girl who’s about to lose her boyfriend to @frankocean?
Oh and Registration is Open
@SandraRose
Learn to disagree with tact and good manners or you will be blocked.
Oh boy..she’s on one today
look. i’m no elitist, but registration open again ?
Auntie sorry for the overuse of emotes
who she talkn bout, luvn ?
and nah, i aint scared.
i saw that, FayFay, but didnt wanna bring attn to it
The pics you post Sandy… Lol … I am cracking up. I really would love to see Chris in a drama. He has the makings of a great actor.
Brown, who obviously flunked U.S. geography in school, tweeted: “52 states, 35 thousand cities, album out!!!” He added: “Who is really teambreezy???”
im late but that tickled me….
hey yall
BoogieNites…i Dont know,I think she’s just making shyte CLEAR,Especially since reg.is Open and all
i swear some of ya’ll aint neva evaaaa finna be shyt
*slaps knee @ some of these comments*
Re:the Chris Brown #FAIL – WHOMP, WHOMP, WHOMP….
Is it possible to just open registration for peen holders only?
I know I’m a newbie, and very grateful to finally be here, but balance is fundamental to the integrity of the blog
Furthermore, I need male advice on such things as:
(1) Should I sleep with my next door neighbor
(2) What size implants would be most acceptable in the work place
(3) What is the % probability of my boyfriend leaving me for the girl we have threesomes with
This is just the tip of the iceberg
Best Regards,
Bella’s Master
So registration is open again?! Aren’t we having enough error issues as is?
oh Bella
im already digging your crazy
i need food…*drags my starving carcass to lunch*
yawlz!
Bella’s Master says:
Is it possible to just open registration for peen holders only?
I know I’m a newbie, and very grateful to finally be here, but balance is fundamental to the integrity of the blog
Furthermore, I need male advice on such things as:
(1) Should I sleep with my next door neighbor
(2) What size implants would be most acceptable in the work place
(3) What is the % probability of my boyfriend leaving me for the girl we have threesomes with
This is just the tip of the iceberg
Best Regards,
Bella’s Master
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*Does a count on his hands*… “Nope we good Auntie..we at our quota.”
Bella’s Master says:
Is it possible to just open registration for peen holders only?
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@ lovezoe: the error issues seem to have cleared up. Are you still having issues accessing the blog?
*Does a count on his hands*… “Nope we good Auntie..we at our quota.”
Sandra- It takes a minute to finish loading at times.
I’ve never thought he was that cute but, DAMN. What happened to him?
@Bad pssst… You were always one of my faves. Shhhhh. Don’t tell nobody
(1) Should I sleep with my next door neighbor
No…Cause if chit ends bad dat nicca will cockblock all future bootycalls coming by asking for a cups of sugar at 3am and chit…
(2) What size implants would be most acceptable in the work place
There is such thing as too big…but as long as you stay in the nice high C low D range we good…and whats the point of new tata’s if you aint gonna show some cleavage invest in some low riding tops
(3) What is the % probability of my boyfriend leaving me for the girl we have threesomes with
None….but don’t start some chit you ain’t prepared to continue…as sex with just you may become boring after after multiple heads on the dack..
My answers…
52 states? Where the last two come from? Man I love Chris but dude come on!
Bella’s Master says:
Is it possible to just open registration for peen holders only?
I know I’m a newbie, and very grateful to finally be here, but balance is fundamental to the integrity of the blog
Furthermore, I need male advice on such things as:
(
1) Should I sleep with my next door neighbor
^^^If this is the same neighbor whos cable you spliced into,,,Id say yes.
(2) What size implants would be most acceptable in the work place
^^Chile,,,,Anything above that Acup you holding should be suitable. I got boils bigger than yo bitties.
(3) What is the % probability of my boyfriend leaving me for the girl we have threesomes with
^^Ooooh HUNTY,,,Juicy,,,The probability is around 83.6%. Yo man is White. They like that freaky ish. Just tossing his salad aint enough. You got to dig up in that rectum. Forearm deep
I dont care who you let up in here Sandra long as they understand theres only room for one B*tch rounst here-HELLO…And thats me-HELLO again..The baddest,,,Ask Fayla bout me
@ACE
Stop hanging out with Man’s hating ass. We need more sausage in this fish market.
Bella
Ace says:
(1) No…Cause if chit ends bad dat nicca will cockblock all future bootycalls coming by asking for a cups of sugar at 3am and chit…
— I’m quite shocked that a dude really said no to this. I just might not do it now!
(2) There is such thing as too big…but as long as you stay in the nice high C low D range we good…and whats the point of new tata’s if you aint gonna show some cleavage invest in some low riding tops
— I’m a size 0, so i wanted more in a high B range, but the dude thats buying them wants me at a full C
(3) None….but don’t start some chit you ain’t prepared to continue…as sex with just you may become boring after after multiple heads on the dack..
— If homegirl wants to take over on my day off, I’m fine with that.
Thanks babe. Will seek you out for future advise.
Now on to Mr. Bren
@Bren, my late night pal
(2) What size implants would be most acceptable in the work place
^^Chile,,,,Anything above that Acup you holding should be suitable. I got boils bigger than yo bitties.
You are right here…Anything bigger than these double A’s will suit me just fine.
email went out. early dismissal due to heat or some shyt (i aint even read it cuz who cares what the reason is) ! ! ! see yall @ the cribbo.
@SHONUFF
You can listen to Ace but don’t pay no attention to what Brenden has to say until he gets his new vagina installed. He’ll make more sense then.
Illinois Woman Commits Suicide With Cop’s Gun
A 20-year-old woman who was shot in a police patrol car Wednesday morning killed herself, according to the medical examiner’s preliminary report.
The St. Louis County Police Department said Stephanie Hicks got into a struggle with an Alton police officer over his weapon while in his vehicle. Hicks was shot in the head and died.
St. Louis County police continue to investigate the deadly shooting.
Hicks’ former boyfriend Eric Perry said she was bi-polar and recently had a tough time. She made a decision to get help, so he and Hicks started to walk from his house in Alton to Christian Northeast Hospital.
Around 9 a.m., a police officer pulled over and asked Hicks if she needed a ride. Perry explained that he saw Hicks get into the patrol car’s front seat. He said the next thing he knew, he got a call explaining that Hicks had been shot and killed in that car, near Dunn Road and 367, and the officer’s gun was the weapon used.
The officer driving Hicks is a 13-year veteran on the Alton police force. He’s been placed on administrative leave pending an investigation. Alton PD is expected to launch its own internal affairs investigation.
While it’s not customary for Alton police officers to give courtesy rides to citizens, the officer called his superior and received permission to give the woman a lift to the hospital.
Police said the officer told them Hicks didn’t say anything in the car before taking the gun from his holster and shooting herself. The officer activated the car’s dashboard recording system after the woman shot herself.
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How crazy is THIS!!!!
And it sounds Un damn REAL
@Bella dont Pay dry drawls no mind
Getting sex advice from a woman who aint spread her legs since food stamps were in circulation is not a good idea 
not even gonna lie… I got a college degree in Biology and when I read this post I had to ask how many states there were
ijs
And getting sex advice from someone that hasn’t seen let alone been able to touch his own peen since box fades were in is so much better.
Says the woman who aint seen a peen since the premier episode of Whats Happening Now,,,And even then it was only through a visible penis line showcased by Dwaynes super tight Jordache jeans
Maybe folks don’t wanna support his drug habit
#aintmyfault
#itslikegroundhogsday
*does the Gator ‘Put Some Cash In My Hand’ dance*
Hey hey hey! I told you never to speak on that. I was only 4. I’m still traumatized and sht.
But that’s why I laughed so hard when you pulled yours out. I had already seen better when I was too young to know what that meant.
4? Really? The woman who convinced Angela Davis to go natural was 4 in the 1980s?
I twas indeed. The bald spot and the club foot ages me a bit. But only in appearance. I’m still a spring chicken compared to you Mr. “I taught Teddy Pendergrass how to love trannies”.
I twas indeed. The bald spot and the club foot ages me a bit. But only in appearance
Mr. “I taught Teddy Pendergrass how to love trannies”.
Secret says:
“He needs to shave off that facial hair”
I agree he looks disgusting
Why is Chris Brown starting to look like those cousins that you hope will never show up at the family reunion?
i actually like the album, i purchased it and it was money well spent.