All soccer superstar Ronaldinho wanted to do was quench his thirst when he sipped from a can of Pepsi during a press conference. But that seemingly innocuous gesture revived a longstanding feud between soft drink giants Coco Cola and Pepsi.
According to The Atlanta Journal Constitution, the Atlanta-based Coke reacted to Ronaldinho’s two-timing by yanking the Brazilian star’s lucrative $750,000 sponsorship. That’ll teach him to be faithful.
“The fact that the player has appeared with a can of Pepsi was the straw that broke the camel’s back,” Coca-Cola marketing chief Marcelo Pontes told the newspaper. “The sponsorship had become embarrassing.”
The press conference was held to promote his new team, Atletico Mineiro, of which Pepsi is a sponsor. Coke’s $750,000 sponsorship deal with Ronaldinho was scheduled to run through 2014.
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wtf:
That was a dumb move
Well maybe Pepsi will pick him up….
Dayum the little things that will screw a person royally
Dummy
Dumbazz.
If coke is giving me $750,000, I’m drinking coke with errything.
I’m team #pepsi chit’s good and strong!!!!!
It’s really that serious huh? Welp.
Welp
dannnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!
Im pretty sure pepsi will pick him up and prob giv him a better deal just to spite!!
I love Ronaldinho! Oh, but I guess that has nothing to do with this post
YSO look at us typing the same thing……kinda
AT LEAST drink the chit in PRIVATE dumb muthaphucker
But ere body knows PEPSI is that chit
lady_cn says:
Dumbazz.
If coke is giving me $750,000, I’m drinking coke with errything
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U aint lying
Can’t be mad at Coke at all…he better hope they don’t sue him
ESSPRITE IS MY DRANK THO!!
OH DR.PEPPA!
My ex fiance took a big time job with Coke. Me and my stepsosn still aint going…. :pepsi:
I prefer pepsi
<<< crystal clear Pepsi
@OHONEY
Great minds?
Hey Al-Ameera! Read any good books lately?
COKE IS TOO ESKRONG I LIKES PEPSI OVER THAT COCA COLA!
YSO!!
sup yo?
Nikke!!
gm lovely!
Lakes
the gravi AGANE 
@ FayFay
Ahh welp he’s an idiot!
Not too much of a soda drinker but when I indulge in it, Pepsi is the shyt
Coke leaves a nasty aftertaste.
But Coke + vanilla ice cream is amazing
@FAYLA
Same old same old. You?
Cherry coke is the ish…hands down…Pepsi has always been too syrupy for me
Cherry coke and VANILLA coke is the esseption here.. BUT if i had to only had one i would do DR.PEPPER
<<WHILE I DO THIS!
FAYL THANKS IM SHARING THE CHUNKY PICS WITH YALL..
I love my pepsi. Nothing like a cold pepsi with hot chicken or fish. country eating at its finest
There was a CTA here that got fiyre’d for working part time for a pharma company…we are their direct competition. So I see the point.
Coke is sweet and Pepsi is strong. I prefer Pepsi if I can’t have my root beer.
I keep trying to give up pop but I need that caffeine and artificial sugar.
I’ll do Cherry Coke.
crystal pessi?
Oh and what kinda North Carolinian would I BE if I did not say…
Pepsi…the taste BORN in the Carolinas!
*when students study NC state history in 4th and 8th grades there is a whole DAY spent on Pepsi
Same here YSO
<—tears of boredom
What I won’t drink is Mountain Dew. I swear that sht is radioactive.
LAKES
Dr Pepper in a can is my preferred premium soda of choice 
Sorry I’m a coke drinker
LLAAAKKKERRRRRRR….HEEEEYYY BEW!!! BRING THEM TATAS HERE AND GIVE ME A NIBBLE! I’m good…gon kill ur son…his Wii remote only flew thru the frnt of my brand new 50″ flat screen…and of course the warranty cover errythng but that…so needless to save…clean his room out bcuz I’m sendin his to live wit yo azz!
Nikkiiiiiiiiiii…how u been sexy?????
I was strung the fugg OWT on Cherry Coke at one point.
OH JESUS. I thought I was gonna hafta go to REHAB…I was up to 2-3 cans a day for about a year 
Didn’t Diddy get caught drinking something other than Ciroc? He didn’t lose his contract. This site is slow.
I LOVE Ronaldinho!!!!
Well Pepsi was the sponsor of the team…I guess he didn’t think it was that serious
He’ll be ok…still one of the best players of all time
Maybe he would have take the sponsorship more seriously if they had paid him properly. 750k ain’t about shat for an international superstar of his caliber. I don’t even follow soccer, but I know who he is.
Lakes- Crystal Pepsi came and WENT.
I still remember a few of their commercials.
I actually liked it.
Ol’ boy up there is kinda cute to me.
NAIJA THAT PEPPA GOT MY
FO LIFE! 
@ YSO-
As a kid somebody used to tell me Mt. Dew was PISS and not to drank it.
LESB
HE DID WHAT? 
LET HIM COME OVER MOMMY LAKES HOUSE 
I GOT TWO LITTLE ONES THAT WOULD LUUUV TO PLAY WITH A BIG BRO!! 
#ONLYCHILDMYCULO
dont like soda like that but dry grape ginger ale ???? invented by a genius
LASHELL
<<AROUND UR BUUTAY! NEVUR HEARD OF IT 
BUT THEN AGAIN THE ONLY SODA COMERCIALS I MEMBER IS THE COKE POLAR BEAR AND THE FANTA GIRLS!! GRAPE AND PINA IS MY FAV 
If coke can remove rust from a car battery..what do u think it’s doing to ur insides?
#teampepsi
Man they had all kinds of rumors about Mountain Dew, they said that shyt will give you cancer, you’ll be sterile, it was piss, I heard all kinds of weirdness.
It didn’t help that it was green and it was gross
@Lakes
Friggin ADORABLE!
It didn’t help that it was green and it was gross
THEY GOT THE RIGHT ONE!
DONT THE GRIMBLING **WAYNE** DO A DEW COMMERCIAL?
:fistbump: @Lakes on the Dr. Pepper
I’m not a pop drinker per se BUT I WILL fvk up a (fountain) Cherry or Vanilla Coke. Might even get with a Pepsi once a year, but my love is a Dr. Pepper. Yall do know a Coke can make a steak walk on a hot summer’s day.
Anybody ever had a Dr. Pepper float from Wendy’s?
#fatchit
It was like in the very early 90s. Like 92-93. Looked like Sprite. Tasted like Pepsi.
Gooooooooooooooooooooood morning
Bibi
Naija
KDubb
Fay Fay (if you’re still in here)
Jenie
Boogie
Bird
Anna
& the rest of the peepa
YSoSrs says:
What I won’t drink is Mountain Dew. I swear that sht is radioactive.
Anybody ever had a Dr. Pepper float from Wendy’s
GIRL FAWK A ROOTBEER FLOAT!! 
DRPEPPA IS THE BEST YO! 
prynsexxx says:
Anybody ever had a Dr. Pepper float from Wendy’s?
#fatchit
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I’m aaaaalll FOR some #fatchit!
If coke can remove rust from a car battery..what do u think it’s doing to ur insides? #teampepsi
Really?
Sucks to be him. I like sprite and ginger-ale ONLY when it is strong
750k ain’t about shat for an international superstar of his caliber. I don’t even follow soccer, but I know who he is.
He’ll be ok…still one of the best players of all time
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Cosign.
Yes he is good.
And he is PAID.
He will be oh-to-the-kay.
It was like in the very early 90s. Like 92-93
WAS THE DRANK! 
^^ THAT ESSPLAINS IT I WAS LIKE WHAT 5 OR 6.. AT THAT TIME
I will fvk up a Vernor’s Ginger Ale too. :drool:
I watched a documentary on some Appalachians before and Mt. Dew was their drink of choice and them babies had all types of rotten teeth due to the fact that the parents were giving them Dew in their BOTTLES.
lashelle ma belle
*I remember crystal pepsi too and liked it…tasted like any other soda to me…I was in jr high*
*******marquez269 :wave:
Keep hearing about Vernors. Need me some. Sometimes you need a good burp
marquez269 says:
If coke can remove rust from a car battery..what do u think it’s doing to ur insides? #teampepsi
Really?
if u have battery acid build-up, pour coke over it & it eats it away right in front of ur eyes #truestory
Anybody ever had a Dr. Pepper float from Wendy’s?
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YES and that shyt gives me LIFE everytime ya hear me!!! LOL
<—currently listening to "They Say Vision" by Res
#youcare
NOW I WANT A BAG OF SPICY NACHO DORITOS AND DR.PEEPA WITH CRUSH ICE
#FATBISH
LashelleMybelle,
i like red wine w/ a splash of gingerale
#revealingwaytoomuch
I love Ginger ale…when my stomach acks up, I get me a canada dry or a seagrams
Lately i’ve been craving grape soda….
That Coke money ain’t shyt to this dude.
like red wine w/ a splash of gingerale
**MUMBLES** OL FANCY CULO.. I LIES A LITTLE PATRON WITHA SPLASH OF ICE
prynsexxx says:
I will fvk up a Vernor’s Ginger Ale too. :drool:
I watched a documentary on some Appalachians before and Mt. Dew was their drink of choice and them babies had all types of rotten teeth due to the fact that the parents were giving them Dew in their BOTTLES.
#truestory i was flabbergasted upon seeing that documentary. it was SAD
Kdub, Jr the 17yo has WALKED out of a place before for NOT having her Dr. Peppa. HUN-TEA that ish be serrus! Think that MIGHTA been the first time I heard her cuss.
“Dont nobody drank no nasty AZZ Dr. Pibb”
Well thats sucks…
lol
Pepsi with Peanuts in it
I’m sure Diddy drinks grey goose from time to time or Belvedere but he pushes Ciroc so hard that he can get away with that
plus Diddy won’t ever sit at a conference with a damn bottle of grey goose. Shyt if they did that, he’ll probably flip out and curse somebody out 
@Gigi Grape soda ghetto as hell but it’s sooooooo good
“Dont nobody drank no nasty AZZ Dr. Pibb”
I BE MADZ TOO!! 
I love Ginger ale…when my stomach acks up, I get me a canada dry or a seagrams
that’s the only carbonated drink i do drink,when i need a burb or not feeling well
<—might chop off a baby toe to have a tummy like Res in the "They Say Vision" video
Nothing worse than seeing that Dr. Pibb sign…will fcuk up your day for sure
@ Boogie-
Oh it’s o-tay. I can be your Belle, too! I’m sure Naija will share!
SHAIT HIM HAD COTTON MOUFF AND TOOK A SIP OF SODA.. DAM!
but Tang was THEE nastiest drink they ever came up with
@KDubb It IS indeed that serious!!
Lashelle
Just like KFC having fries instead of Wedges.. CANCEL MY GAT DAMN ORDER!!!!!!
Lemme find out Fay Fay T. has on Ray Bans to my font. LEMME FIND OUT!
BOOGIE *I got my astigmatism eyes on you*
!Laker says:
**MUMBLES** OL FANCY CULO.. I LIKES A LITTLE PATRON WITHA SPLASH OF ICE
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fewlio, yo
@ FayFay.
that Hubba Bubba Bubblegum flavored pop was THEE worstest shyt EVER! 
Morning everyone! :wave:
Naija & LaShelle :2dance:
KDUB i see ur chirren gone just as HILARE as u ill!
If u have a screw u can’t turn cuz of rust….coke will get it out…
I used to have a really scary list of what coke can do
Grape soda ghetto as hell but it’s sooooooo good
I be debating like shyt whether to get me a ginger ale with my meal and that damn grape soda wins everytime!! 
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Phrozen1der says:
Just like KFC having fries instead of Wedges.. CANCEL MY GAT DAMN ORDER!!!!!!
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This is like going to Popeye’s and they tell you they are out of strawberry soda….
CANCEL THE ORDER!
luVn_liFe… says:
I love Ginger ale…when my stomach acks up, I get me a canada dry or a seagrams
that’s the only carbonated drink i do drink,when i need a burb or not feeling wel
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I love me some Seagrams Ginger Ale
FAYLA
MzDimp
I get me a canada dry or a seagrams
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NaijaGal says:
BOOGIE *I got my astigmatism eyes on you*
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awww
i got that 20/20 goodgood, ma
Phrozen1der says:
@Gigi Grape soda ghetto as hell but it’s sooooooo good
NaijaGal says:
Nothing worse than seeing that Dr. Pibb sign
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Reason I go through the DRIVE THRU at Wendy’s.
#SEEnoevil
Just like KFC having fries instead of Wedges.. CANCEL MY GAT DAMN ORDER!!!!
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Just like KFC having fries instead of Wedges.. CANCEL MY GAT DAMN ORDER!!!!!!
yea, coke and WD40 are 1 and the same.
LaShelle
nebba dat bew!
Dimpz
like ewwwwww at the thought!! GM sweetie
Hey Phro!
@Dimpz
I LOVED that Hubba Bubba! LOVED IT, you hear me!
Now if only I could find an old school Nehi PEACH!
Vernors? Where they sell that at? Up North you got yo pick of:
Canada Dry, Seagrams, or the generic store brand.
Just like KFC having fries instead of Wedges.. CANCEL MY GAT DAMN ORDER!!!!!!
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Sweater GAWD this is my kids. They not PICKY but they like WTF they like. 7 yo almost had a convulsion in what SHE usta call Appy-Bees… cause the one in VA Beach didnt have a Quesadilla Burger.
WHAT IMMA EATTTTTT???
FeFe Feminine says:
Phrozen1der says:
Just like KFC having fries instead of Wedges.. CANCEL MY GAT DAMN ORDER!!!!!!
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This is like going to Popeye’s and they tell you they are out of strawberry soda….
CANCEL THE ORDER!
TOP NOTCH POP LIST:
Dr. Pepper
Vernor’s Ginger Ale
Tahitian Treat
Welchs Grape
Nehi Peach
Gigi26 says:
Vernors? Where they sell that at? Up North
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DR.PEPPER
GRAPE N PINA FANTA
SPRIKE
PESSI
So am I the only one that called the Coca cola company and asked them if they still had real coke in the soda??
Welchs Grape with a slice of Pizza?
HEAVEN.
Welchs Grape with the $1.00 wings from the Chinese sto?
HEAVEN.
Bibi says:
I used to have a really scary list of what coke can do
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I think I have that same list.
I think I remember something about it cleaned up hazardous spills or blood or something.
Gigi says:
wings from the Chinese sto?
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:stop:
Coke taste better than pepsi anyway
<— 
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my pop bad. my pop hood.
Coco Rico
I think EVERYBODY has had a case of the drive-thru/ fast food blues.
And it seems like they always “Run out” or “Don’t Have” what you want when you are ABSOLUTELY STARVING!!!
Burger King is always advertising those durn ICEEs, but no matter which one I go to, the drive thru person says, “The machine isn’t working.”
How does KFC RUN OUT OF CHICKEN?
Why do the drive-thru people look at you crazy when you ask for condiments?
@KDubb It IS indeed that serious!!
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The ish was last spring on our way to the mountains. Stopped at a county store in Hickory I think…Her and her sister go bouncing in…and she came BUSTIN back the fugg out QUICK…my sister was like what’s wrong…that is when 17 yo expressed her piss-tivity about the GALL of them fuggin hillbillies to NAT have her Dr. Peppa.
My sister was like “Get in…we aint een getting GAS from this place..FUGGAS!”
<—is sad to report if i dont have everything i want to eat with a meal, i'll skip it.
example, hubby makes a food run. goes to say..Moe's & gets me my chicken quesadilla. if he dont bring that exkra chipolte ranch sauce i aint gonna eat it
i hate that about myself
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
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I found the list for 51 Uses of Coca-Cola….let’s just say I will stick to Pepsi
@Prynn
I used to love coke till I read that list
Beach didnt have a Quesadilla Burger.
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This sounds sorta a good what does a quesadilla burger come with
Gigi26 says:
Welchs Grape with a slice of Pizza?
HEAVEN.
Welchs Grape with the $1.00 wings from the Chinese sto?
HEAVEN.
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FRIED HARD YO ! ! ! ! ! !
what’s the problem, Pryn ?
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
<—is sad to report if i dont have everything i want to eat with a meal, i'll skip it.
example, hubby makes a food run. goes to say..Moe's & gets me my chicken quesadilla. if he dont bring that exkra chipolte ranch sauce i aint gonna eat it
i hate that about myself
I do the same damn thing
Tahitian Treat
:drools: now THAT is some exclusive chit too! can’t find that everywhere. i havent had it in YEARS 
Pryn this was when I didn’t know any better
I don’t even step in a Chinese take out place, haven’t in over 2 years. I just can’t.
I LOVED that Hubba Bubba! LOVED IT, you hear me!
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Whatever fuggin happened to Big League Chew in the POUCH????? GRAPE????
Bibi
hole me bew! that chit aint right 
#tooparticular
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Whatever fuggin happened to Big League Chew in the POUCH????? GRAPE????
Big League Chew make you feel all grown n shyt…
I loved that and my Bubble Tape. You could regulate who got how much. Niggs always tried to get greedy but ain’t put no money in to get it 
gigi, no more chinaman ?
even on occasion ? i’m 1 of those “hey, if it’s cat i been eating all these years, pussy tastes good” 
@Choco…from Appy-Bee’s site lmaoooooo
A burger with signature Mexi-ranch sauce with pico de gallo and
shredded lettuce. Served in with Jack and cheddar in a quesadilla
FRIED HARD YO ! ! ! ! ! !
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With the Hot Sauce and the Ketchup
Lashelle ma belle – that KFC ish happened to me once…yes how the fcuk do you run out of what you do…oh and with condiments apparently that helps lower their overhead…sad you gotta beg for some ketchup
BoogieNites says:
gigi, no more chinaman ? even on occasion ? i’m 1 of those “hey, if it’s cat i been eating all these years, pussy tastes good”
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Kdub says:
Whatever fuggin happened to Big League Chew in the POUCH????? GRAPE????
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Dolla sto or Big Lots, where products go to die. Remember the New York Seltzers and the Clearly Canadian’s…
BIG LOTS! LOL
Tahitian Treat
The Arabs always have this in store..
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
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Whatever fuggin happened to Big League Chew in the POUCH????? GRAPE????
girrrrl u betta takin me back nah!
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razzles is still my fave. i copped 8 of em from cracker barrel last wknd
OMG i found Les Nubians – Makeda on YT again
See I buy it from NYC only. Since I live in DC I don’t trust them take out joints
I’ll like to not have to shyt out my stomach
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Tahitian Treat :drools: now THAT is some exclusive chit too! can’t find that everywhere. i havent had it in YEARS
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They sell that here in Chicago
@FAYLA
Don’t get me started on my ketchup differences
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
OMG i found Les Nubians – Makeda on YT again
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Love that song!!!!!!!
BoogieNites says:
gigi, no more chinaman ?
even on occasion ? i’m 1 of those “hey, if it’s cat i been eating all these years, pussy tastes good”
BoogieNites says:
gigi, no more chinaman ? even on occasion ? i’m 1 of those “hey, if it’s cat i been eating all these years, pussy tastes good”
BIBI HEINTZ KETCHUP
NO ESSTORE BRAND OR NUFFN! 
OH AND SAME FOR RANCH AND MAYO 
See only in the damn hood they hold out on the sauce, one place even told me that I had to pay 31 cents for an extra sweet and sour sauce.
@Boogie
I don’t fux with Chinese “chicken”.
@Fayla
I make my strawberry “microwave pop cakes” with Tahitian Treat. LOL I started to make my pink lemonade one with it but I wanted to switch it up.
@Lakes
Esssactly!!!!!
Bibi
wait, what?? lemme find out u can take a kessup blind-fold taste test tho?!
gigi, no more chinaman ? even on occasion ? i’m 1 of those “hey, if it’s cat i been eating all these years, pussy tastes good”
ONCE I FOUND OUT WHAT ALOT OF THE SHAIT I WAS EATING WHEN I WAS LITTLE WAS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT.. I ESSTOP AND CANT EAT THEM NO MORE! 
@Fayla
*pinches Lakes gravi*
Gigi26 says:
Boogie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See I buy it from NYC only. Since I live in DC I don’t trust them take out joints I’ll like to not have to shyt out my stomach
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oh, and send me a gallon of mambo sauce, chick !
dc, u say ?! this spot on georgia ave was my jumpoff. it was in a gas station (just read, dont judge) but their wangs ?????????????
I’mma pour a can of coke in my hair, comb it through, let it set for 3 mins then rinse. It’s sposed to make my curls pop.
Yeah I can taste the difference in ketchup as well!
I prefer Heinz to Hunt’s tho..and opposite Bibs I think its sweeter than Hunt’s. 
Weird.
Ion eat no bootleg Tomato Catsup
BIBI
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONES.. SHAIT IF IT AINT HEINTZ IT DONT TASTE RIGHT AND RANCH HAS TO BE KRAFT **HATE HIDDEN VALLEY** MAYO HAS TO BE HELLMANNS 
Pryn i still aint been able to get that microwave cake out of my psyche. i imagine a crunchiness like no other. send me one!
yall ever wanna do some selfish chit & not even care about the consequences?? no? oh ok
@Gigi my spot WAS the Yum’s at 14th and U when I first moved to DC
now my stomach turns the wrong way when I hear mambo sauce….
MzDimplez1123 says:
I’mma pour a can of coke in my hair, comb it through, let it set for 3 mins then rinse. It’s sposed to make my curls pop.
(just read, dont judge)
@KDUB
That sounds so damn good! I have an applebees near me Im gonna check their website…
OTB HEINZ IS SWEETER AND DA BEST TO ME AND THEY GOT THEM AT CHICK FIL A TOO!!
@Lakes
:fistbump: AGANE on the Hellman’s.
@ Fayla yall ever wanna do some selfish chit & not even care about the consequences?? no?
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Living and Doing it right now
Fay
It gotta be a dirty Arab store around you somewhere?? Also Publix! They sell it! Girl you betta make it a day trip 
@ Shaun…Will it kill my hair though?! It’s actually grown noticably now. I can almost pull the lower side to my collarbone.
I wanna straighten it so bad but this heat ain’t having that. 
Everyone in the DMV is on Mambo sauce except for me!
I swear back in the day we used to go to Andys off Georgia – teehee #DRUNKEN NIGHTS
FayFay says:
yall ever wanna do some selfish chit & not even care about the consequences?? no? oh ok
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<<– actually says :doing said selfish shit right now:
I GET IT, iono how he didn’t?!
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I posted my thought in the lil wayne boxer post. #youcare
<——- Is going to Applebee's tonight for Happy Hour.
<—— not a drinker, just going to get half price appetizers.
the spinach dip. DJM
@ Fay…I sometimes feel that way but me being me, it’ll probably never happen. *sigh,
* I’mma keep hope alive though.
DIMPZ
IM SAYING ANY OTHER MAYO IS NOT THE SAME.. OH AND FAWK MIRACLE WHIP 
PRYN
This is dumb… Shoot, I’ll never look at another drink but coke in my life for that much $..
Nah! It wont kill your hair @Kita…remember how we talked about the whip curling my ends? The ph factor? Coke is acidic..kinda like an acv rinse, but not.
Just make sure its flat.
@Boogie
OMG you have me reminiscing talking about Georgia Ave #Kennedy Street is where you could get the 
@Lakes
OTB says:
It gotta be a dirty Arab store around you somewhere
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Coke in the hair?!
I wouldn’t do that Cousin. That coke gonna eat your hair up IMO, but IONO for sure, just think about the chemicals
<–WILL NOT be walking down the street with __________ (fill in the blank).
#ikidikid
the spinach dip
CHILLIS SOUTHWESTERN EGGROLLS
IM GREEDY AS FAWK WITH THEM!! YUUUM!
@Laker-Where do you live? I saw you said something about living by the rio grande? Your baby is too cute btw!
OTB not Publix! :clutchespearls: i need some chocolate skrawberries anyway so i might gone & make that trip this weekend.
@YALL
gm luv!
<—is #jelly of Boogie & Natasha bc they are living my dream right now
@ Shaun…Gotcha. I’mma have HIM shake the shit out of it for me, then let it set overnight. How much you think I’ll need, a can, a small bottle, a one liter, a two liter?
Just make sure its flat.
^^^^^^^ THIS :okigetitnow:
<—always thinks of EVERYONE ELSE buscept me first. chit's done got old mayne
BIBI I DID THIS WHEN I SEEN THEM AT CHICK
DIPD MY WAFFLE FRIES GIRL I WAS A HAPPY CHICA! 
PHRO
@KDUB
That sounds so damn good! I have an applebees near me Im gonna check their website…
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That dayum ghul wanted us to LEAVE Applebee’s they aint have that burger on the menu…the Sat. over Memorial Day weekend in VA…My aunt was like, wassamata with the baby??? I tole her, and she said “YALL BEST order that girl some chicken tenders and STOP PLAYIN! She aint got no bidness eating off the REA-H menu anyway”
Lakes says:
FAWK MIRACLE WHIP
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Miracle Whip? Miracle Whip who? hmpf
#done
#”stoled” – LOL
oh wait. the Coke in the hair was faserrus??
@ Cousin…I texted you this AM.
I thought you kids would like to know that one of my favorite rappers, Waka Flocka, served your auntie with a cease & desist order yesterday.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
<—always thinks of EVERYONE ELSE buscept me first. chit's done got old mayne
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<–screeching busting the corners.
I'm on my way….
@ OTB-
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ME some Cheddar’s Spinach Dip.
The queso, too! <—- Hold the ground beef please!
Phrozen1der says:
Negro’s be specific!!
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They shoulda never gave yous nigra’s NUTHIN!
(just read, dont judge) but their wangs ????????????? oh, and send me a gallon of mambo sauce, chick !!
Ion like mambo sauce
I saw you said something about living by the rio grande?
FAWK JUUUU!! 
WELLZ I DOES LIVE IN TEJAS! BUT I LIVES IN DALLS THO! 
That coke gonna eat your hair up
Acids cause hair to tighten, so curly hair will be defined more and be shinier.
Auntie, he is a wrapper yo! Get it right
Fukc his big hippy ass. He can’t cease and desist me yo! #hippo
Phrozen1der says:
@ Fay…I was partially joking but now, i’m curious. I’m kinda scared of how big my hair will be though.
OTB you got warranties and thangs?
yallcrazy says:
Auntie, he is a wrapper yo! Get it right
Fukc his big hippy ass. He can’t cease and desist me yo! #hippo
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Big Hippy…u must be talking about Waka
*scrolls up*
How much you think I’ll need, a can, a small bottle, a one liter, a two liter?
Nah just a can I would say…enough to soak the hair…wash it out after about 15-20mins.
I tried this twice and it was kinkier curls for me
I love Coke. i aint pouring mine out 
@Fay
:hugs: It does get old but once you realize and make those changes you start to comprehend why you put them first – cuz now its gonna be about you!
I had to tell my son the other night – had to pick him up from my sis restaurant and its 45 minute drive he and my nephew work weekends – him calling me: Homie where you at Me: doing something for me be there in a hour
Waka Flocka, served your auntie with a cease & desist order yesterday.
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SO IT WAS HIM THAT WAS THE BLIND ITEM!!!
FLOCKA Get yo mind right nicca!
SANDRA
HIS FAWKN CARRER HAS CEASE & DESIST TELL HIM TO GO JUMP AWWF A BRIDGE!! 
“IM GOING HARD IN THE PAINT!!” 
I’m kinda scared of how big my hair will be though.
@Auntie Who?!
@Aunt Tea Sandy say word??? About his mama? So was that not true?
Spill it!
Sandra Rose says:
I thought you kids would like to know that one of my favorite rappers, Waka Flocka, served your auntie with a cease & desist order yesterday.
for the “blind item”??
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Miracle Whip? Miracle Whip who? hmpf
#done
#”stoled” – LOL
@Dimpz Aint he built like Madea… Ole Sambo ass ninja
I thought you kids would like to know that one of my favorite rappers, Waka Flocka, served your auntie with a cease & desist order yesterday.
Awwww well hand him a corset and be done with it 
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@Sandi-You must have said somthin bout his mamma!!!
My bad Laker, i really thought you did say somrthing to that effect. I asked cuz it runs right thru NM.. thought we was neighbors!!! :lolol:
OTB i’ma try that should I deep condition or regular condition after that? Have you heard about the Beer rinse as well?
My friends sister said she rinsed her relaxer out with that…
Ty says:
yallcrazy says:
Auntie, he is a wrapper yo! Get it right
Fukc his big hippy ass. He can’t cease and desist me yo! #hippo
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Big Hippy…u must be talking about Waka
*scrolls up*
Now I didn’t say nothing the other day, due to time constraints and ish, but today I gots time yo! 
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My 1 st question is:
Why zzz fukc does (or did) he have employees, what do they do, what is their function?
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
CHILLIS SOUTHWESTERN EGGROLLS
IM GREEDY AS FAWK WITH THEM!! YUUUM!
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Im back,i cant concentrate on work,From home!”
Miracle Whip? Miracle Whip who? hmpf
THATS what we should name Fay’s whip……Miracle Whip.
#done
#”stoled” – LOL
Lashelle!
Girllll I have converted many ppl with the spinach dip! You know Black folks hear spinach and be 
but that one changes it 
@ Shaun…I’mma get a 20oz just to be safe. My sis always says I got layers that be hiding in layers.
@ Cousin…If my curls get more pronounced, I think it’ll make my hair look “bigger”
OOP, I forgot them french toe nails.
WOKA FLOKA GOT THEM BIG HIPS AND DIP
@ Flocka. If he don’t go sit his child bearing hipped, French manicured feet having ass down somewhere.
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Aint he built like Madea…
Choco
major inner turmoil right now. on a couple different aspects of my life right now. some changes will have to be made…*deep sigh*
folks are NOT gonna understand bc like i said i always put everyone before myself, but the time is running so short for that continuing to be so…
#rudeawakening
Awwww well hand him a corset and be done with it
GOODt MornTing Phro.
@ Shaun..My mama makes a MEAN Spinach dip. Eating the hell out of it talking about it’s healthy cause it’s got spinach in it.
mama. 
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
SANDRA
HIS FAWKN CARRER HAS CEASE & DESIST TELL HIM TO GO JUMP AWWF A BRIDGE!! 
“IM GOING HARD IN THE PAINT!!” 
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His ass went HARD AT THE BUFFET chiiddddddd
Choco aka Hippie says:
Everyone in the DMV is on Mambo sauce except for me! I swear back in the day we used to go to Andys off Georgia – teehee #DRUNKEN NIGHTS
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cc: Gigi
ANDY’S !!!!!!!!!!!! that’s IT !!!!!!!!!
Ladies I have a question and dont take offense but how come so many of us try all the new hair products and then other things on our hair???? I just stick to whats true and tried and I’ve been pretty lucky #knocksonwood the one new product I have is whip – and that is a staple Im glad to have found but before then its oil sheen and pink hair lotion, in the summer its wet and go using whip as a moisturizer and my oil sheen – sometimes imo less is more…
@Fayla
U can please some of the people some of the time….u know the rest
Sandra Rose says:
I thought you kids would like to know that one of my favorite rappers, Waka Flocka, served your auntie with a cease & desist order yesterday.
Im with @ Yall he cant cease me with his Gumby looking azz. I think he is upset because moms spent the pedicure money and he cant get his reg. french pedi 
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Well damn…did his mom pay the fees to process the order
Laker, them hips may work as floatation devices, we better come up with a better way to take him OUT
#youaxedforithipboy
If Auntie gives him a corset, OTB can style him and I’ll put his twist into a smashing updo.
@ Shaun..My mama makes a MEAN Spinach dip. Eating the hell out of it talking about it’s healthy cause it’s got spinach in it
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You’re right I used to think it was healthy but for me is artery clogging – i do love just don’t indulge as much
MzDimplez1123 says:
If Auntie gives him a corset, OTB can style him and I’ll put his twist into a smashing updo.
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YUP and we could spread some Whipfinity on him to smooth him out and get rid of any scars too 
<–Ain't touching his toes though
<–real fast 
@Choco
@ TY…That nicca made at his mama and taking his frustrations out on us cause he can’t do shyt to her.
If Auntie gives him a corset, OTB can style him and I’ll put his twist into a smashing updo.
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Kool what will his tranny handle be? Wakashita
Eating the hell out of it talking about it’s healthy cause it’s got spinach in it.
Morning @Dimpz :hugs:
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“Smashing updo”
Choco: No offense taken but I’m still trying to figure out what works BEST for my hair type. When I was transitioning, one thing worked but now that its fully natural i’m trying to have that downpacked. So far i’ve found my styling products (curls unleashed and hair rules) but i’m trying to figure the wash stuff out now. So Hair Rules is in the lead so i’m gonna be a product junkie for longer
I think he is upset because moms spent the pedicure money and he cant get his reg. french pedi
By Golly! I think you’re right Ty!
Maybe Kdub could hook him up at NalaNalaNails
I got a list of things he should c&d
Sandra Rose says:
I thought you kids would like to know that one of my favorite rappers, Waka Flocka, served your auntie with a cease & desist order yesterday.
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who’s that, Auntie ?
You tryna hour glass him! #hipgameproper
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You know he need and so does his mama
yallcrazy says:
Ty says:
yallcrazy says:
Auntie, he is a wrapper yo! Get it right
Fukc his big hippy ass. He can’t cease and desist me yo! #hippo
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Big Hippy…u must be talking about Waka
*scrolls up*
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Now I didn’t say nothing the other day, due to time constraints and ish, but today I gots time yo!
My 1 st question is:
Why zzz fukc does (or did) he have employees, what do they do, what is their function?
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They’re extras in those bootleg videos or did u really think he had friends/people
He is shaped like Madea and still has that damn baby bump
U think he is carrying Ho-seline’s baby 
#stuntmen
@ Phro…..We’re trying to be roses and not thorns today.
I wouldn’t count on that lasting long though.
I tried the whip but it no work as well for my hair but i’m glad it works for you ladies!!
@Gigi
Im asking cuz my lil sis goes thru this and Im like wtf use what the hell we’ve been using and she tries them and then has to try more meanwhile her hair is confused
@Gigi
How so? What u do? Dry? Wet?
@Gigi
Why didnt’ the whip work girl I put it on my sis hair one day she called me the next day talking bout you made my hair so pretty – but then gonna tell later that month I bought some Wen hair products
how come so many of us try all the new hair products and then other things on our hair
For me, its a hobby of sorts. I like all kinds of bath and body works too. Same thing in my eyes.
oil sheen and pink hair lotion
Thats great you have found what works for your hair! A lot of going natural has to do with finding what works with your new texture. Many of us had been relaxed for 10+ years and that changes things about the scalp and hair. Its chemicals. It takes time to learn what you like..but I think it was Diva who said yestewrday when she was natural she had certain products, now that she is relaxed again different ones.
Pink lotion works for you, but my hair is prone to dryness the mineral oil and petroleum in Pink Oil is a dry hair no no. It would BLOCK moisture from entering my hair.
Gigi26 says:
(just read, dont judge) but their wangs ????????????? oh, and send me a gallon of mambo sauce, chick !!
Hmmm Georgia Ave does have the good food spots I get my West Indian food from out there
Ion like mambo sauce
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boogie aint say shiz bout taste-testing. jus send me the product !
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ TY…That nicca made at his mama and taking his frustrations out on us cause he can’t do shyt to her
After Aunties post u know he was chasing her around the house (yyeah house cause he aint working) 
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:nosepluck: @you know who you are *snickers*
:armysalute: @Choco
Smashing updo
NOW back on topic, WHERE WAS THIS CAT’S MGMT AT?
How thee fukc you got Pepsi up there and you’re collecting a Coke (sponsorship) check? Big Dummy you!
Do like HipBoy and fire somebody!!!
<—-Applies the whip to a damp scalp. Puts a lil in palm, rubs together, rubs through hair, twists it with weightless mousse.* Hair's in
<–Hog Heaven right now. 
@ TY…She’s the one ordered the damned C&D. I doubt he even knows what it is.
@ Shaun..
@ Cousin…You gone reply to my text?
I tried the whip but it no work
You tried it three times? Clean hair? New product rules.
Try it wet, dry, etc. Always on clean hair first, with no other products.
For new things, I give myself a weekend. Since I dont cover my hair with anything then.
I used to use gel or mousse for my wash and go now I just use whip…
Folks be like can I touch ur hair I be like heck no..
Yeah I have really thick hair (4a type) that is prone to dryness. I have this shea butter thing that I made that works so well. When I tried to do a twist out with the whip only, when it dried, it was fuzzy and lacked definition. I do like using the whip on my edges and scalp though
that works great
Which of the curls producst do you use? Hair rules product? @GiGi
Im surprised you like Hair rules really. That mineral oil made my DD’s hair hard.
:fistbump: @ Yall
(4a type) that is prone to dryness
And you use hair rules..?
You must shampoo regulary?
<—Hair doesn't like much of anything.
Doesn't take much to make it feel "weighed down".
<–just tessed back
@OTB
I know if I use pink hair lotion alone my hair is dry so I coat it with oil sheen but for the most part the moisture is contained and my lil sis went natural and is going thru finding out what works best – Not to shade cuz I went natural but I don’t get all the hype about going natural and then putting a wig on or weave in – are females doing that that you know of? When I went natural and my hair grew out and was healthier but then I didn’t like how it maintained so I went back to relaxing and I don’t have to do that but every 3 months
<–Doesn't know my hair type.
@OTB: the curls unleashed curling jelly is awesome for my rod sets and twist outs. Keeps them fresh for about a week which is epic for my hair
Hair Rules I use their daily cleansing no suds shampoo and their quench conditioner. I also use their leave in conditioner and hydrating finishing cream. I’ve had good results with all of them. My hair is so much more manageable after conditioning.
<—Hair doesn't like much of anything. Doesn't take much to make it feel "weighed down".
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Thats why I say stick to true and tried in the summer its VO5 conditioner whip on the edges and pink hair lotion with oil sheen sprayed throughout – it seems like a lot but it isn't and luckily all the products work together for my hair
<—Only uses Whipfinity
#ifitaintbrokedontfixit #thatsmylogic 
MzDimplez1123 says:
<–Doesn't know my hair type.
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I do 16-18 inch Peruvian Remy deep wave
#helpful
@ Choco…I did weaves and wigs while transitioning, I didn’t wanna walk around with that lil ass hair.
I may get a weave soon though just to have straight hair because I don’t want to put heat on mine.
<–Doesn't know my hair type
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:hugs:
I may get a weave soon though just to have straight hair because I don’t want to put heat on mine.
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Makes sense but isn’t a weave ruff on your hair whats wrong with a wig I dunno so Im suggesting and trying to get some knowledge
@ Choco…Funny you mentioned VO5! I bought a bottle of it last week. I mix it with my Dr.Miracle leave in, Don’t make that face at me Shaun, and use it as a leave in, then I apply my Organix weightless mousse. Twistouts be fly yo.
in the summer its VO5 conditioner whip on the edges and pink hair lotion with oil sheen sprayed throughout
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I read this like a food recipe
Not to shade cuz I went natural but I don’t get all the hype about going natural and then putting a wig on or weave in – are females doing that that you know of?
I do that now because I dont want to expose my hair to elements until I reach my goal. I wear it wrapped or puffed on weekends. I dont wear weaves because I like to wash my hair a lot.
@ Choco…No, because I have all my hair braiding and I still oil my scalp and stuff.
@ TY…What’s that Peruvian running these days?
@ Shaun….Them weaves do be a problem with the hair washing. If it wasn’t so damned hot, I’d go back to my SK-Revo wig. I may hold out til my B-Day for the weave. My Bday is my day to determine what i’m gonna do about my hair anyway.
@ TY…What’s that Peruvian running these days?
was needed?
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This sentence looked like a
#youwannapieceofme #fukcincocharoaches
I think I drank too much coffee this morning
Not to shade cuz I went natural but I don’t get all the hype about going natural and then putting a wig on or weave in – are females doing that that you know of? When I went natural and my hair grew out and was healthier but then I didn’t like how it maintained so I went back to relaxing and I don’t have to do that but every 3 months
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I’m natural and I wear weaves because it gives me more versatility while keeping my hair underneath healthy. Also my hair is not as long yet so its a bytch to have to redo my shyt
The humidity in the DMV wreaks havoc on my hair which makes it hard to keep a style in for long 
My hair grows fast though so hopefully by the fall i’ll wear it out more
@ Choco…Funny you mentioned VO5! I bought a bottle of it last week. I mix it with my Dr.Miracle leave in, Don’t make that face at me Shaun, and use it as a leave in, then I apply my Organix weightless mousse. Twistouts be fly yo.
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And thats my point I used VO5 when I was lil girl then my mom upgraded to Pantene I didn’t like it so I went back to what my hair knew…
I don’t know my hair texture because the very front be straight, the middle is wavy, further back than that is wavy/curly and the very bottom corkscrews. I got too much going on.
it seems like a lot but it isn’t and luckily all the products work together for my hair
Right…your hair. Which would be entirely different from another head. My hair would shrivel and die if I put pink oil on it. Heavy greasy but still dry…just because something shines doesnt mean its moisturized. Oil sheen would also be a no. There are some natural oils in some oil sheens but most of it is mineral oil and fragrance.
Kita is a great example her hair has a natural sheen that straight pops with whip, a natural product that not weighing her down with artificials.
I feel you Choco but, i’ve only been natural and wearing my hair out for like 3mos now. I’m trying to see what works best with it. I’ve had a relaxer since I was 12. I’m still learning “my” hair.
OTB where you learn this stuff?!
@Dimpz, OTB and Gigi
and thanks for your response Ladies Im more in the know now….
Kita is a great example her hair has a natural sheen that straight pops with whip, a natural product that not weighing her down with artificials.
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She’s also the Whipfinity Beauty of the Month
#clickonfaylaname
Im not making a face. I prolly have 50-11 bottles of that .88cent V05 under the sink.
We use the kiwi clarifying poo after swimming and I use their moisturizing conditioners mixed with water in spray bottles for my girls or to pad my conditioner mixes.
@ Shaun…I meant about the Dr. Miracle.
@ Cousin…. Thanks for the shoutout.
@OTB
I know that everything that shines doens’t mean its moisturized – the oil sheen I buy has olive oil in it or something – the whip I use seals my hair from it drying out like I said that is a staple now but before it wasn’t that bad I’ve noticed WHIP made my hair grow…
@ Shaun…I gotta get the clarifying one. Honestly though, HE WHOSE PRODUCTS YOU WANT ME TO REFRAIN FROM USING, makes my hair do some nice thangs.
If you have a better suggestion for me though, I’m all for it. 
Peppermint Whip will change yo life!
@Dimpz I aint agree to that
@Yall :hugs:
@ Phro…What you not agreeing to?
OTB where you learn this stuff?!
When I tell you anything I do I put 110 in I am not playing
I said I was gonna grow my hair to waist length and by golly thats what Im gone do.
Girl Im a research rat. I read everything! Anything! I have a whole library full of chit online and on my bookshelves. From the scientific to recipes to just inspiration. I love my hurr!
…I meant about the Dr. Miracle.
*stink face!*
@ Shaun….I ain’t messing with no damned waistlength but, can ya help a girl get to armpit length again? I was there a few times before, then cut it all off.
I’ve noticed WHIP made my hair grow…
You use the whip before everything else? Whip has oils so its sealing your strands if so..and thats great cause I really hate (!) that you use that pink oil!
But if its after the whip, go on girl! You might want to make sure you use a clarfying or chelating poo once a month though to rid your hair of all the oils and such and have a clean plate every month.
Our hair is always growing, unless youre sick or something. Whipis outstanding at helping to retain the length you grow.
@Dimpz Behaving
@ Phro….I be trying to but, it ain’t in me to ackrite.
@Dimpz
Right
I’ve noticed WHIP made my hair grow…
You use the whip before everything else? Whip has oils so its sealing your strands if so..and thats great cause I really hate (!) that you use that pink oil! But if its after the whip, go on girl! You might want to make sure you use a clarfying or chelating poo once a month though to rid your hair of all the oils and such and have a clean plate every month.
Our hair is always growing, unless youre sick or something. Whipis outstanding at helping to retain the length you grow.
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I use very little of every product I’ve mentioned – in fact I’ve used pink in like a month becuz I ran out but I was using it before the whip and I was okay the whip has certainly enhanced my hair…. And I understand not everyone can use pink hair lotion but a few of us can…
haven’t used pink in like a month – but my kids my son’s dad and my ex friend all use it
Our hairs looks fine
If you have a better suggestion for me though, I’m all for it.
Nope not if its working for you! Im an ingredient snob cause I wanna keep the hair I grow and be at WL in the fastest time without cuts and such! I gave myself 5 years! And remember my hair has like 80% shrinkage so if I dont grow at least that long my hair will still look shorter than I would like at BSL. Im APL and I feel bald headed sometimes!
What I do suggest is looking at the stuff in the products and figuring out which of those ingredients your hair is loving. I can promise you it aint that damn mineral oil
but it might be a fatty alcohol or a certain conditioner in it.
The way your hair grows you will be at APL in no time! You are great at retaining length and keeping it moisturized!
I don’t know about clarifying products I don’t get that deep I wash my hair and moisturize sometimes depending on the time of year I will put EVOO Extra Virgin Olive Oil in it and on my skin
Peppermint Whip will change yo life!
:yessssssss:
My scalp tho?! Girl I cannot believe I was missing out on the cooling! My head is so breezy under my wigs now 
sometimes I have to wonder if it “slipped” or something *compact check* 
@ Shaun…I didn’t see mineral oil in it. I think I did see one “cone” though. Is THAT the mineral oil?
I think I can probably be there by my next BDay or certainly the one after. This shrinkage is a bish.
CandyCane Whip will have you feeling a few degrees less heat on your head
Our hairs looks fine
Oh Im sure it does! These are just suggestions for everyone to help our hair be and look its best, thats all.
You prolly already have a deep cleaning poo at home. Its just something stronger than a moisturizing poo..stronger surfactants that allow the cuticle to be free to absorb whats next.
I use EVOO all the time. Love it. I dump it in conditioner bottles, spray bottle with water..
I use EVOO all the time. Love it. I dump it in conditioner bottles, spray bottle with water..
You cray girl you said so much chit that went over my head
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You prolly already have a deep cleaning poo at home. Its just something stronger than a moisturizing poo..stronger surfactants that allow the cuticle to be free to absorb whats next
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I get what you are saying but damn lemans terms maybe
@ Shaun….These are the ingredients. INGREDIENTS: Aqua (Water Deionized), Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, Polysorbate 20, Lauramide DEA, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Polyquaternium 10, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Ricinus communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Simmodsia Chinesis (Jojoba ) Seed Oil, Glycol Stearate, PEG150 Distearate, Aloe Barbadenesis (Aloe Vera Extract), Retinyl Palmitate (VitaminA), Zea Mays (Corn) Oil, Cholecalciferol (Vitamin D), Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Biotin, Menthol, Fragrance, Benzyl Benzoate, Citral, Citronellol, d-Limonine, Geraniol, Hexyl Cinnamic Aldehyde, Lanalool, CL 47000, CL 61565, CL 26100
Im out with Dimpz last post yall play Poindexter in here
MINDSCRAMBLE #NOTME
That shrinkage is the fukkin deBil! The kinks are the B!tch!
But youre curls are lengthing the longer your hair gets! I think yours will be more like Bey’s (sorry!) than a tighter pattern like corrine bailey ray..but you have so much hair 
LOL!
Maybe its the cones! Google the product so we can see which cones and what they do. Cones do different things like you can have different kinds of proteins (soy, wheat, silk, keratin, hydrogylzed, etc) that have different affects on the hair. That is why some say protein sensitivity is a “myth”. They believe you have to find which protein agrees with your hair. I dont know how I feel about that yet. Still experimenting.
@ Shaun…I saw a chick on YouTube slather what looked like half a bottle of EVOO on her hair.
I’m sure my curls would pop if I did that too. I said she better try like hell to avoid too much sun or matches. 
OTB what’s your hair type? I have hella shrinkage too so its a bytch trying to see length.
It looks like the conditioner is the issue. It has Mineral oil AND petroleum. I’mma hafta find something else. *sigh*
Can you give me your opinion on Nexxus Humectress?
You cray girl you said so much chit that went over my head
For the spray bottle, its like your pink oil, a “moisturizer” of sorts..so I can detangle their hair with it or they can spray it on their hair as a refresher. Rosewater or tap for them chirrens cause they wasteful plus a tablespoon or so of olive oil.
Laymen terms
Say there a “3 levels of clean”, regular, deep, and extra strangth..the x-strength would be a clarifying shampoo. Its strips your hair of all the products and minerals and buildup that has accumulated. I have hard water so i use one twice a month. Hair water can make your hair dingy looking.
If you clean, clean your hair once a month it’ll perform at its best. Get the kiwi V05 shampoo and use it then proceed with what you normally do and see how your hair reacts to the conditioners and products after you start with your clean slate.
Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate <—yucky! sulfate found in dish detergent, super stripping.
Behentrimonium Methosulfate<—yay! conditioning detangling dream!
Cetearyl Alcohol<–yay! softener!
All those lower ingredients look delish..natural loves..the fragrance sucks but alas thats in almost everything. Remeber the higher something is on the list the more is in the product. Vitamin E
I see a protein in there too but its low donw on the list and prolly very beneficial for you protein : moisture balance.
Its strips your hair of all the products and minerals and buildup that has accumulated. I have hard water so i use one twice a month. Hair water can make your hair dingy looking.
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Okay you are on point because I can feel the conditioner build up in my hair – so yes I will deep cleanse with the kiwi strawberry
OTB: I hard Anything with alcohol strips the hair of its moisture and the closer it is to the beginning of the ingredient list the more it is in volume in the product. Your thoughts?
Do you do steam treatments? What are your thoughts on shea moisutre products? I used to use them but it made my hair brittle.
Olive oil has a low smoke point so hopefully she’ll be okay?
She was going out like that tho? 
WTF 
@Kita
@Gigi I have 4a, 4b, and 4z patterns. LOL When I first chopped I looked straight afro hair..like nigerian
but as it grew longer I saw the curls and coils in addition to kinks.
Some of my hair spirals some o fit is shaped like the #5 and the shorter strands just growing in stand up straight! For shame.
Good morning ladies and gentlemen…
@ Shaun…..Was your analysis of the Nexxus or wht I currently use? Does that mean I should stop using it?
Nexxus Humectress
One of my holy grail conditioners. I bought the real thing twice, then was turned on to the generic at Sally’s.
So thats what i buy now.
I use that on the relaxed and natural hair in the house. Moisture city! Its also a reason why I use the clarfying poos on us too cause its full of cones and while cones can make the hair feel nice, i def. believe in removing them periodically.
Kita that was for the ingredients posted.
I was wondering about the Sally’s brand! Gonna grab some tomorrow.
So does that mean the shampoo I use is ok or should I buy the Sally’s version of Therappe too?
@ Shaun…I told you about the Super-Pak right? Humectress, Keraphix and Oil?
Gigi there are good alcohols and bad alcohols for the hair. It took me a while to come to terms with that
Basically curly/kinkys wanna watch out for “short-chain alcohols”, and not so worried about the fatty alcohols, benzyl alcohol or proplyene glycol.
I dont steam much. I suppose I would more if I had that 100 dollar machine but I have done some steams. I felt like my hair was softer but I have fine hair and I dont want it to be too soft (breakage would set in).
Shea Moisture: I cant figure out the rhyme or reason with them. But generally I like it. I have found that its a crap shoot with them for different heads of hair but I also believe folks dont use products the right ways initailly and then blame the product for a bad outcome. Thats why I say try 3xs, 3 ways. Then discard if no go or mix it in others till all gone.
I like the (from the shea set) restorative leave in, the deep cleaning poo, the anti breakage mask (I like the whole green label line, fine hair dream)
i bought the recon elixir twice but its just the same oils i have in my cabinet. I love to mix the purification masque with my ayurvedic herbs. That chit is love!
Humectress, Keraphix and Oil??? I dont have keaphix! Deets please!
Some ppl say you should try to use a poo and condish from the same line. I think nexxus has sulfates in the poo too but I think you moisturize enough to combat any dryness that would result especially adding in their conditioner.
i would use my other stuff till gone tho or on the kids
@ GiGi..I used to use the Shea Moisture Smoothie. It’s a lil heavy though.
@ Shaun…Keraphix is a reconstructor. If you use the 3 together,Hair is soooooooooooooooo soft but, I just found out it has mineral oil in it.
Kita its hard to avoid mineral oil in the older established lines but it wont kill you in low amounts. if you like that combo I would use it!
Im cautious with my protein simply cause I dont “do” my hair so its not suffering from cuticle layers being run thru. But once I go to more heat and wearing it out more (ha!) I will be uppig my protein.
Imma try that on combo on Nani’s hair. She is a bone straight relaxed. Lei is texturized.
@ Shaun…I’m gonna use the rest of my Dr. Miracle and switch to the GVP version of Nexxus then. They don’t have Keraphix but, they do have a knockoff of Joico K-Pak, which I used before and it worked great.
I think it would work on both of them honestly. It’s really light weight and works wonders. I have literally KILT my hair with a hair color before. I’m talking drastic shedding from light combing and brushing type damage. I started doing a SuperPak once a week and wearing fingerwaves and scrunches and only relaxed my hair once every 4mos. Results were marvelous dahling.