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Morning Wood: Ryan Lochte (by request)

Sandra Rose August 6, 2012

A loyal reader writes:

Hey Sandra,
I usually never get jealous, but when I saw all these pics of K. Michelle and Ryan Lochte I was sooo envious at the possibility that he could be dating her under the radar. I mean it’s rare that you find a Caucasian man with money, super attractive, and SWAG. Most Caucasians have 1 of the 3 mentioned. I’ve been watching the Olympics for Ryan only. He is soooo FINE! Ryan Lochte is soooo my type. Those grills in his month when he won the gold medal make me think K. Michelle might be his type of girl. Can you do a morning wood on Ryan Lochte on Monday lol

I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.

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WalkingKontradiction

I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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Sandra I can’t with you today! Ok, I’m really going to study now!
Razzle Dazzle Boo

I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.

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dancerbee93

I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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:deazd: uhhhhh these pics do nothing of any wood for anybody
Razzle Dazzle Boo

is that his child?
Anna

OK 1-3, her liking a man w/a grill wasn’t disturbing?
Femme Fatale

I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.

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Lawd, I am…
Trendsetter

No that is his sister son.

I think he’s cute…
lovezoe

Where these loyal readers come from. Envious of a man you wouldn’t have with or without KMichelle possibly dating him.
Razzle Dazzle Boo

nah i just think that comment stood out the most lmao Ms Sandra is on a roll this morning lol
WalkingKontradiction

@Anna I couldn’t get past the tiptoes through the tulips line! If she’s from the south some chicks down there like that
pointhimout

Sandra, it’s too early, please don’t force us to. “TULIPS.” I CAN’T.

I do think Phelps is sorta advanced in the arts. You know who’s some sexy talent though? Cullen Jones, Bailey track guy (pretty ass), Tyson Gay (ass just wont QUIT). oh and T’erea Brown. She was in her lane and my first thought was damn she’s pretty.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=72503781 yanibunny02

I prefer Nathan Adrian…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Damn is your loyal reader okay – jealous, grill in his mouth, k michelle his type #OVERKILL

Hope I didn’t but she def sound in lust!
Razzle Dazzle Boo

ugh i cant stand a man with foreign objects in his mouth like that! so unattractive. #teampearlywhites
pointhimout

Speaking of Ryan, I’m starting to hate TMZ for their phuckery. Y r they so quick to point out ryan’s mom’s house is being foreclosed on? That’s so tacky of them. I’m all for entertainment, but when you’re making a point to humiliate people, I can’t deal. They knew who not to try; Ms. Jackson if you nasty. She aint having it.
NaijaGal

very nice body …although apparently he’s a whore who pees in the pool
WalkingKontradiction

Sandra I am going to use this phrase from now on! Used in a sentence:

Girl, he is fine, why are y’all only friends?
Me: Umm I’m gonna need you to recognize when a man tiptoes through the tulips before you end up like Janet in For Colored Girls!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

He is a looker tho – but ION about all that other stuff
Secret

Maybe its just me but I don’t see what’s so special about him.
BoogieNites
tnwill777

I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.

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Never heard of it put like that
lovezoe

Watching Martin. Anyone believed that Martin sexually harassed Gina?
dancerbee93

Razzle Dazzle Boo says:

ugh i cant stand a man with foreign objects in his mouth like that! so unattractive. #teampearlywhites

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IKR!! I always lean back from dudes with things in their mouth..I always feel like their mouth gonna smell like funk from 40,000 years ago
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@LoveZOE
NOPE thats why she fell off for a bit
Ms.Fashion

@sandrarose YOU A MESS AND A HALF GIRL!!!

But umm Yeah thanks for the post!!

#ICare
lovezoe

Naija- you ready for the closer tonight? We find out the leak.
Trendsetter

lovezoe says:

Watching Martin. Anyone believed that Martin sexually harassed Gina?

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NO!

Before she got married they were all on each other…but as soon as she said I do to Duane Martin that’s when she claim that mess
Trendsetter

pointhimout says:

Sandra, it’s too early, please don’t force us to. “TULIPS.” I CAN’T.

I do think Phelps is sorta advanced in the arts. You know who’s some sexy talent though? Cullen Jones, Bailey track guy (pretty ass), Tyson Gay (ass just wont QUIT). oh and T’erea Brown. She was in her lane and my first thought was damn she’s pretty
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Cullen and Bailey are cute…Tyson reminds me of Tank…and me don’t likey Tank….
lovezoe

Choco, Trend that’s what I figured. I thought she just wanted out her contrwct
lovezoe

I am so glad Sanya Richards Ross won! She is such an amazing talent!
brown_skin83

*tip toes through the tulips w/ ryan*
Secret

I believe Martin did it. And you can tell he was high as a kite during the last season.
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen)

Where is his trunk? I know water causes shrinkage but I’ve seen bigger wood on Joseline.
NaijaGal

LOVEZOE – I can’t wait for The Closer…I’m nervous but excited…and I never for once believed that Martin sexually harassed her…she just wanted to get out of her contract cause she thought she was going to be a major movie actor…see how that worked out for her
DoNotDeleteMe

I like Phelps better…something about wierd looking men just turn me on
lovezoe

Naija- we are leaning towards Gabe because of him dating that law student. He said he tells her everything. Maybe he worked out a deal or something or wouldn’t it be crazy if she was the leak? Can’t wait
BoogieNites

Secret says:

I believe Martin did it. And you can tell he was high as a kite during the last season.

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the oohweeee
JD

He look ight. I don’t like pink things…:hurl:
One of the reasons I can’t watch white porn. Sandra, can we get a DAVID OLIVER morning wood. Now thats my type of man!
JD
sassyshe

DonotDelete – Team Phelps all the way. Ryan has too much upper chest for me, I like slender but built like Phelps

For the record, Lochte is not Caucasian, he is a Cuban kid, born and bred
NaijaGal

LOVEZOE – I think Gabe too especially since he’s not going to be on the new show and it would cut deeper than Pope’s ole trifling ass
charleybrown

I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

cute! But peein in the pool???

ain’t that much cute in tha world.
lovezoe

Naija- I will be heartbroken if its him. It seems like him because like you said Pope is too obvious
http://Apr0424.wordpress.com boistop

@lovezoe
watching it also, I don’t think he did. I had heard that when her and Duane got together he was not feeling all that closeness they had on screen and she was trying to get out of her contract. I’m sorry but one could not tell me they weren’t a couple in real life. But he was definitely riding high the last season
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zNhpOUelY Usual Prime Suspect

I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans.
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Sounds like something Choco would say. :lmao:

Morning CHoco
lovezoe

Yeah I think Martin was high, but I think they were also humping
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/a19fc5b0a5b0a826c0a201b8ac191b35.png mzwhang90210

medal make me think K. Michelle might be his type of girl.
prynsexxx

Me no likey him no more.
lovezoe

What’s with this huge font on mobile?
prynsexxx

I always lean back from dudes with things in their mouth..I always feel like their mouth gonna smell like funk from 40,000 years ago
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My brother has a gold toof. One day he was in a car accident and the gold came off (the car flipped). When looked inside the “cap” THAT SH!T LOOKED AND SMELLED LIKE “DEFF”!

<—— the toof AND the smell
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Cali
SO right

@LoveZoe
Yeah her Pam and Martin stayed high on the set – I was mad at the way she chose to do it – and no one believed her
candibfly

he doesn’t do it for me he’s not ugly but i don’t find myself swooning over him

he kinda seems like a douche from the interviews i’ve seen
missmiami

@ tiptoes through the tulips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zNhpOUelY Usual Prime Suspect

What’s his face is alright. Nothing to write home to mama about…
BoogieNites

prynn, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, u got me smelln the gold toofus decay
BoogieNites

candibfly says:

he doesn’t do it for me he’s not ugly but i don’t find myself swooning over him

he kinda seems like a douche from the interviews i’ve seen

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funny. cuz i thought he sounded like scrappy.
<<– massengil
candibfly

now that fine ass ryan bailey yes lawd!
NaijaGal

and I also figured Tisha lied b/c to this day her and Pam are cool…Pam and Martin are cool…my best friend is not gonna stay cool with a dude that sexually harassed me for 5 seasons
lovezoe

comments off. Don’t ya know we lay be kinder if the comments were on. If ya can’t take criticism modeling ain’t for ya. They are jokes not a penis dont take it so hard
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

I still think Ryan tiptoes through the tulips, but I am happy to oblige my loyal fans

he aiight
candibfly

the show wasn’t as good when apple head and martin couldn’t be in the same scene
bumblebee

He just doesn’t do it for me.

The Morning glory first pic reminds me of Brandy in the eye area.

Morning Everyone!
BoogieNites

comments are off for the
can’t wait ! :woot:
http://Apr0424.wordpress.com boistop

she’s a pretty girl, but I thought the same thing

I wanna be downnnnnnnnn
DoNotDeleteMe

She looks like an alien. That’s not Morning Glory…that is Morning Regret.

(Am I safe since she is not a child, an old person, Tiny, or Monica?)

#TEAM NERVOUS
SuthernBelle4

ya’ll left me ‘lone downstairs
@Boogie I thought the morning glory was nice, in plus I appreciate her for not bustin’ it wide open in the shots i.e. tootin’ that thang up
NaijaGal

The morning glory has the unique face of a model…love her almond shaped eyes but the pic where it looks like she’s looking at her cooch is a
tnwill777

Morning Glory upstairs has a nice facial structure and I like that she has all of her clothes on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_gGqaUA78I datsmdubya2u

hiz mama done tole ya’ll black gals to stay away from him….

as for the morning glory… getcho education!
lovezoe

Fayla- I fonted you downstairs with a ?
NaijaGal

you ain’t never lied…the show became awkward after she left and that series finale episode was just ugh
http://Apr0424.wordpress.com boistop

Martin is a clown
Gigi26

Ole girl in the Morning Glory post is cute…wish her the best

I heard K. Michelle’s interview this am on the Breakfast Club…I like her…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I think Morning Glory is very regal and pretty
BoogieNites

hiya FayFay ! whipped my do this wknd for the first time ! thx, cuz yea, they was ON yagurl *smelln like wrigley’s .. AND pops came into town, so i gave him some twists. he def feeln himself we appreciate u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

She Looks like Paul
NaijaGal

Gigi – I did too…she’s great…I appreciate a woman that’s honest in her flaws
Bootcampgirl

Don’t know if this has been disucussed but, why isn’t there any info in the post about his parents going into foreclosure but we have to hear about Gabby’s mom filing bankruptcy???

Afternoon all
BoogieNites

she’s “model cute.” her lips are everything ! and she looks like Katara (Avatar).
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

I’m feeling the loyal reader. Ryan does it for me as well. I love white guys with swagger. Thanks for picking a girl that at least looks like she could be a model for Morning Glory. Her bone structure is on 1000 even though the photo shoots are cheap and she sent pics where her makeup and hair were the same instead of showing versatility.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

She Looks like Paul
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SMDH
BoogieNites

gg, naij — i was in and out so i missed most of it. all i heard is she KNOWS joe is a woman. what else was she talkn bout ?
candibfly

morning glory is pretty
Bad Influence

<—–did NOT request his shat…i still think he looks like the craigs list killer or sum shat…
Bad Influence

Zakias socks and shoes are bothering me..
Ms. Everything

@ Tiptoes through the tulips I’m about to call somebody right now and say I heard you was tiptoeing through the tulips

On topic though: nice looking young man who doesn’t do not a damn thing for me.. and I like white guys (not as much as my gorgeous black men but I’m trying to be more open)
BoogieNites

wuddup Choc ? ! any stories for us ?
IamK_Antoinette

Zakia or whatever is pretty, you could’ve left her comments on lol
NaijaGal

BOOGIE – she went into details of the fight with her and Memphitz…sad…she talked about her record deal…when you have time you should listen to the whole interview…I thoroughly enjoyed it…she was honest, admitted she’s not innocent and so forth…I hope she makes it
JD

The edges on the girl morning glory are concerning me. Pretty girl though. Love her facial features.
NaijaGal

BAD ‘FLU *purify me*

Anybody seen the snippet for the DIVAS show on TV1…it’s gonna be juicy
Ms. Everything

and umm I’m late and all but @Love I never believed it either. I think she just wanted out and so she took the trifling way
dancerbee93

Morning glory is a definition of black beauty… #teamzakia
Bad Influence

@Naija is this love, is this love, is this love, is this love that i’m feeling….? <—the Bob Marley versoin

i'm gonna check that show out..
BoogieNites

NaijaGal says:

BOOGIE – she went into details of the fight with her and Memphitz…sad…she talked about her record deal…when you have time you should listen to the whole interview…I thoroughly enjoyed it…she was honest, admitted she’s not innocent and so forth…I hope she makes it

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o ok. interesting. will take ur advice and listen when i get to tha crib. thx.
Gigi26

I did too…she’s great…I appreciate a woman that’s honest in her flaws
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And the fact that she would choose a family over the music business…she seems real authentic She’s straight up no chaser and that is rare especially in the industry.

Boogie: you should take a listen, it wasn’t a gimmick interview…realest shyt she said was that she didn’t have a brand and that is real to me because she’s grinding. She’s still a work in progress but is headed in the right direction.
dancerbee93

prynsexxx says:

I always lean back from dudes with things in their mouth..I always feel like their mouth gonna smell like funk from 40,000 years ago
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My brother has a gold toof. One day he was in a car accident and the gold came off (the car flipped). When looked inside the “cap” THAT SH!T LOOKED AND SMELLED LIKE “DEFF”!

<—— the toof AND the smell

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BoogieNites

ok GG. willdo. i’m really interested now. thx gals.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

at everyone, bout to go to sleep
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

the glory chic has really nice bone structure
BoogieNites

jenie
jenie
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

BoogieNites says:

hiya FayFay ! whipped my do this wknd for the first time ! thx, cuz yea, they was ON yagurl *smelln like wrigley’s .. AND pops came into town, so i gave him some twists. he def feeln himself we appreciate u

:2dance:

awww sookie nah! did u give ’em some play?
tell Pops i said yw & the same to u. thank u much!!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

& a good afternoon to whomever i have not fonted to today. i’m mostly out of it today
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

ZoeZoe i sawwy, what’s the question love? i need u in my txt box sug! *hint*
I Run New York

He could get it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

Auntie…these regular folk Morning Glory need to have the comments on so they can get real public opinion… and not some artificial sense of validation…..

If they think they have what it takes…stop removing the risk of disappointment…(not saying your current glory is ugly or anything) this is just in general for all the regular folks who think they got what it takes…

*steps off shoebox*
NaijaGal

is up
lovezoe

FAY- IM gone dm you the digits on twittah. ? is my daughter has dead hair, should i cut it?
BoogieNites

awww sookie nah! did u give ‘em some play?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!! my pops, as in, my biological father (my pappy), FayFay
chocogirl29

now Sandra you can say that Ryan tiptoes thru the tulips….if that tulip is me!!!THAT thing is something ‘nother sexxy…..AND RYAN BAILEY….made me sit up in the bed last night!!! da hell… lil 23 yr old got me misting…..CHHHUUUUCCCCHHHHHH