Here is a comedic take on the late Notorious BIG’s hit track “Ten Crack Commandments,” titled “Ten Weave Commandments” by @Urbancomedynet. This video is strictly for women whose weave game is in need of serious help. This is 2012. There is no excuse for women to walk around with matted fur on their heads. Weave only looks good when it’s well-maintained and clean. Don’t just put weave in and leave it in for 6 months. Your friends won’t tell you if your weave smells.
The Ten helpful Tips are as follows:
1. Never let your tracks show (self-explanatory)
2. Always travel with your weave glue (or hair pins in case a track falls out)
3. Always pat your head when it’s itchy (patting won’t pull out the tracks or make your hair messy)
4. Never lie and say “it’s all mine.”
5. Never make your weave too greasy (there’s nothing worse than a greasy weave, believe me)
6. Always travel with your brush (weave gets frizzy. Gotta keep it looking lush)
7. This rule is so overrated: keep your Remy and Yaki completely separated
8. Gel down your edges if they’re nappy (weave and nappy roots — that’s just tacky)
9. Nine should’ve been number 1 to me; ALWAYS know when to take out your weave!
10. Buy a wig just in case. If your hair is looking rough, put on a wig to cover it up.
Source: Worldstarhiphop.com
matted fur on their heads.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
she need to start with the celebs. on twitter
Bobby Kristina ARE YOU LISTENING????
3. Always pat your head when it’s itchy (patting won’t pull out the tracks or make your hair messy)
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This RITE here Drive me Fk’n CRAZY Seeing Women patting they damn HEAD. I be Embarrassed, when they are next to me I be looking like I wonder do these folks think all of us do this
Huh. I hope you have forwarded this to certain FOTB that desperately need to up their weave game.
Pinterest_Nazi says:
Bobby Kristina ARE YOU LISTENING????
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how about “rock your own hair” no matter how short it is? lol
Everyone knows that aint your real hair!
YSoSrs says:
Huh. I hope you have forwarded this to certain FOTB that desperately need to up their weave game
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Who?
#messy
I wanted a weave, but hubs said nope!
this needs to be etched in stone near the sign that says “welcome to Atlanta”
Pinterest_Nazi says:
I wanted a weave, but hubs said nope!
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sounds like a good husband
@Kingston
u sooooo Right
I wonder if other races of women have these same list of rules….oh, that’s right, we’re the only ones who wear weave…
@CREAMY
I would never point any elbows at one of Sandra’s Golden Children.
Forwarding this to Gums her weave MY GOD! Makes me sad in pants.
WAIT.. can we add some amendments?
11. PLEASE do not assume everyone with long hair has weave. and DON’T proceed to touch it or ask what type of virgin hair or remy it is.
seriously.
@donna DelGatto #15 was
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Tamar Braxton are you listening?
11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie
12. Your weave should not ne done by an unlisenced sissy in heels
13. Your weave should not have random gray hairs
14. Your wave should not look like it was done in a kitchen
Donna del Gatto says:
I wonder if other races of women have these same list of rules….oh, that’s right, we’re the only ones who wear weave…
8. Gel down your edges if they’re nappy (weave and nappy roots — that’s just tacky)
…………
Well damn Naomi Cambpell in serious trouble.
@kingstonn
@luVn
Yep…total
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
Tamar Braxton are you listening?
11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie
AHHHHHHHHH
chile them yt guhls BEEN wearin pieces. but they done got away wit it so long bc ppl ASSUME it’s their hair bc they’re yt. go look at somma yo fave old black & yt movies & watch all the hair pieces u find. allll they way up till RET NAH them heffas been gettin away w fake hair.
His!!!!!!!!!!! You ok!
16. Weaves EXPIRE take that ish out it should not sit up like a mushroom
17. If your scalp sweat ranch that ish out, musty hair is not sexy
18. Everybody cannot wear wet and wavy and once the waves laves, let it go. it should not be big and puffy
19. If you have a weave you do NOT have baby hair do not let Chilli retor edges fool you JAM and brown gel baby hair look like trash.
11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie
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Damn u dawn
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
Tamar Braxton are you listening?
11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie
@iWhip
Almost every yt chick I used to model with had hair extensions…and they would drop BIG money on that shyt…
WAIT.. can we add some amendments?
11. PLEASE do not assume everyone with long hair has weave. and DON’T proceed to touch it or ask what type of virgin hair or remy it is.
seriously.
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so effing true. this one chick asked me who did my weave. I told her didn’t have a weave and she proceeded to run her fingers through my hair to get to my scalp. I was like “Bish I dont know you like that”
12. your invisible parts should not be spread wide enough for Moses and a few hundred thousand Jews to walk through
12. your weave shall not be any colors that resemble the highlighters in my backpack
13. do not glue lace fronts to eyebrows *cough: nicki minaj/blac chyna cough*
WorkInProgress says:
8. Gel down your edges if they’re nappy (weave and nappy roots — that’s just tacky)
…………
Well damn Naomi Cambpell in serious trouble.
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Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS.
11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie
12. Your weave should not ne done by an unlisenced sissy in heels
13. Your weave should not have random gray hairs
14. Your wave should not look like it was done in a kitchen
iWhip says:
Donna del Gatto says:
I wonder if other races of women have these same list of rules….oh, that’s right, we’re the only ones who wear weave…
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White people:
we should not see your roots when you bend down. Infusion is still very popular but it should not look backwoodish ex: Brittany Spears after she cut her hair off
smh. i meant 12 & 13 & 14*
Well this blog will be shut down at 11:59 PM cause you just offended 47% of Amurrika!
I have a coworker who left her weave in for 3 months str8. when she took it out her hair was rotting. she had to shop it all off.
Tamar Braxton are you listening?
11. Your weave should not fit like a hoodie
12. Your weave should not ne done by an unlisenced sissy in heels
13. Your weave should not have random gray hairs
14. Your wave should not look like it was done in a kitchen
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Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS.
by prynsexxx
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iWhip says:
chile them yt guhls BEEN wearin pieces. but they done got away wit it so long bc ppl ASSUME it’s their hair bc they’re yt
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U are right Fay they are wearing the hell outta that thin azz Chinese Remy
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Well this blog will be shut down at 11:59 PM cause you just offended 47% of Amurrika!
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Ck that number I thinks it a lil higher
prynsexxx says:
WorkInProgress says:
8. Gel down your edges if they’re nappy (weave and nappy roots — that’s just tacky)
…………
Well damn Naomi Cambpell in serious trouble.
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Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS.
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@Pinterest, yes! that ish last night was just…
@Donna, i know u, yes?
YSO
hey bew..
I hate Kingston
Gigi’licious!! :2dance:
@WorkInProgress
That nasty ass chick probably did not wash her hair and keep it maintained by a beautician. You can wear a weave for 3 months and still have healthy hair…but you can’t just leave that shyt to fend for itself without proper maintenance and upkeep… #shame
Your weave should not under any circumstance cost $19.99 per bundle no matter what Nguyen told you it’s not a good deal
Your weave should not have a part 3/4 to the left… you dark but your park #4…
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Wears weave and keeps MY chit up shoutouts to Reese(My hair weave killa)
WorkInProgress says:
I have a coworker who left her weave in for 3 months str8. when she took it out her hair was rotting. she had to shop it all off.
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I bet her shat looked like a shag carpet and smelled like something they dug from under Flava Flav’s nails. I bet she wasn’t even allowed to run with feral sheep.
@His
Yes, you know me…and Persia would probably
me…
@WorkInProgress
Was her weave a glue-in or a sew-in…I think that makes a big difference in how long you leave it in…
kingstonn says:
12. your invisible parts should not be spread wide enough for Moses and a few hundred thousand Jews to walk through
12. your weave shall not be any colors that resemble the highlighters in my backpack
13. do not glue lace fronts to eyebrows *cough: nicki minaj/blac chyna cough*
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@ His you okay hun somebody said you were in Sandy’s path hope all is well
This past weekend I told this woman her hair gorgeous before I got clost enough to notice that it was kinky extentions. Just as I was noticing the braid that heffa said, “Thank you. It’s natural.” Why the hell would she say that? Her have really did look dope. Why a nigra gotta tell a bold faced lie?
WorkInProgress says:
I have a coworker who left her weave in for 3 months str8. when she took it out her hair was rotting. she had to shop it all off.
prynsexxx says:
Well damn Naomi Cambpell in serious trouble.
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Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS
Donna del Gatto says:
@ Donna that’s the first I asked. How often did she wash it and she tole me she did’t know she could. she said she was new to weaves. But still u couldn’t smell your own hair stinking???
@ his
If you wear a lace front and you have that raw patch of skin from the glue you missing edges and forehead skins…
:hugs: BAD BOO!!!
Well I wear my sew ins proudly…I see no offense in this..if the rules don’t apply then let it fly
What bothers me if them yt broads with their tracks of struggle! Boo, we can soo tell its not yours!
Ty says:
iWhip says:
chile them yt guhls BEEN wearin pieces. but they done got away wit it so long bc ppl ASSUME it’s their hair bc they’re yt
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U are right Fay they are wearing the hell outta that thin azz Chinese Remy
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I think they critize Blacks more because it is not normally the texture of our hair. White/ asian, etc. have stringy hair as to us we have course hair. so yt get away with it more than us cause the weave resembles their true texture not ours JMO…
#bringingthatgoodr&bback
@Kingstonn …
YES! Don’t randomly stroke my sh*t, they don’t wash the bug lice out of this and package it! I assume a pretty weave is a nice and pretty weave. I don’t go disrespecting your choice of hair so, leave what God put on top of mine alone. ASSumptions gonna get you f*cked up.
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
3. Always pat your head when it’s itchy (patting won’t pull out the tracks or make your hair messy)
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This RITE here Drive me Fk’n CRAZY Seeing Women patting they damn HEAD. I be Embarrassed, when they are next to me I be looking like I wonder do these folks think all of us do this
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Me too!!! OMG!!! I had no idea why this was done and would look at chicks like they were crazy when they were slapping themself in the head. Then some whitey asked me and I was like “da fluck should I know!!”
:obama:
:obama:
hicks edges can’t even save Naomi. she just needs to cut it off and start over
but seriously.. i HATE invisible parts! ugh.. the part is always wide enough for me to park my damn SUV in.
@ Donna It was a sew in but Still…the smell oh the smell!
@WorkInProgress
That’s so nasty…
hair holds MAJOR fonk and bacteria! No wonder she lost all her hair…
Kingstonn says:
13. do not glue lace fronts to eyebrows *cough: nicki minaj/blac chyna cough*
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…add Teresa Guidice (RHONJ) to that list…
PRYN & DAWN
Obviously are tryna kill me today.
Why? Her shyt is hanging/glued on to her THOUGHTS.
THIS.
@Donna, hey hawt stuff
@GA, i sure was. that btch was a btch but i cant complain, i still have my power.
Ty, Down
, Prynn 
Adios amigas! Time for a milk and honey bath!
gbellab says:
how about “rock your own hair” no matter how short it is? lol
Everyone knows that aint your real hair!
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Exactly!
But like what about the Holiday heatrs such as Derk J and Lawrence and Jackie Christie I don’t think mens should wear jank weaves either and I have seen the worst weaves on sissy’s?
well… ooooooookay..
@ work
ewww! she was probably washing it and not letting the braids underneath the weave dry properly. so nasty.
Pinterest_Nazi says:
I wanted a weave, but hubs said nope!
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You’re a good wife.
Hey Auntie!!!!
So are yall saying that sew in I got from April should be taken out now?
LMAO! I kid I kid!
Dawn Sheen says:
16. Weaves EXPIRE take that ish out it should not sit up like a mushroom
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gbellab says:
how about “rock your own hair” no matter how short it is? lol
Everyone knows that aint your real hair!
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Why do you assume just b/c someone wears weave their hair is short
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Well this blog will be shut down at 11:59 PM cause you just offended 47% of Amurrika!
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Some of them need insulting.
@Your Name,
I had a weave once. It was cute but I felt fake I also had a 27 piece that was the devil
kingstonn says:
hicks edges can’t even save Naomi. she just needs to cut it off and start over
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Cut off and start over, with what?
Bish hair line is null and void.
Milk carton material. Prehistoric.
Where in the world is Naomi’s hairline, San Diego lookin’?
Bish hairline looks like a scenic route on interstate highway.
She invented the invisible part, hairline AND struggle edges. Bish is a trendsetter.
She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”
*kicks His on the way out* Stop with the request of higher child support payments
GAGIRL87 says:
gbellab says:
how about “rock your own hair” no matter how short it is? lol
Everyone knows that aint your real hair!
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Why do you assume just b/c someone wears weave their hair is short
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@GAGIRL: Nope cuz i’m protective styling right now
BAD!!
*uses my afro to shelter you from the wind*
Sorry. I was rushing too much on that last one. More typos than usual. Point is why you gonna lie and say your hair is natural when it ain’t?
omg this BGC Reunion..
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
So are yall saying that sew in I got from April should be taken out now?
LMAO! I kid I kid!
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Yes, quickly that ish is rank by now
Prynn
LOG OUT!
Cut off and start over, with what?
Bish hair line is null and void.
Milk carton material. Prehistoric.
Where in the world is Naomi’s hairline, San Diego lookin’?
Bish hairline looks like a scenic route on interstate highway.
She invented the invisible part, hairline AND struggle edges. Bish is a trendsetter.
She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”
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Imminent
th
ewww! she was probably washing it and not letting the braids underneath the weave dry properly. so nasty.
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kinston she didn’t wash it at ALL.
@BAD- sorry chick *grabs nipps and twist like an old school TV*
Hey Hissy :wave: Glad all is well hun
*runs fingers through these fresh azz tracks*
@ his
Julie got MOPPPED on the previews for the next episode! can’t wait..
My YT co-worker puts pink pieces in her 7 year old daughter’s hair. I thought they were clip-ons at first just to give her little one some independent style but, I saw her with glue one day up side that little girl’s head and I just kept walking. I didn’t even know what to think. When is it, if ever, appropriate to put weave in a child’s hair? I know a cancer victim child with a wig but, how about weave in a child’s hair and the child has a head full of hair?
My poor niece got tight small braids for about a year real young and her hair hasn’t been right since.
@ Bird I know right, people ALWAYS think my hair is real but I tell them nope it’s a weave they can’t believe it but anyway why lie I get a kick outta telling people my chit is a weave just to see the shocked looked on their faces
prynsexxx says:
kingstonn says:
hicks edges can’t even save Naomi. she just needs to cut it off and start over
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Cut off and start over, with what?
Bish hair line is null and void.
Milk carton material. Prehistoric.
Where in the world is Naomi’s hairline, San Diego lookin’?
Bish hairline looks like a scenic route on interstate highway.
She invented the invisible part, hairline AND struggle edges. Bish is a trendsetter.
She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”
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Girl Log the Hell OFF void and Null<<<<<<<<<<<
I could not get past this part 
People often mistake my weave for my hair…guess cuz its top notch shyt, but I tell them that it ain’t mines and one of my friends said “Stop saying that you bought it so its yours.” It don’t matter to me. The hair don’t make me so
So Sandra since you against weaves n all, what you think about Tiny, I mean after all, TI likes when she put them fruity pebbles colors in her head via track
Ty says:
Hey Hissy Glad all is well hun
*runs fingers through these fresh azz tracks*
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@ Ty you crazy
prynsexxx says:…add Teresa Guidice (RHONJ) to that list…
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looking like fuggin eddie munster…
@ Gigi
don’t do it.. reconsider.. read some literature on that subject! 
nooooo!
I tried to find time to come back in here to chat with yall but obviously it is not my destiny.
Bury me a G!
Thanks a lot Prynn!
Cut off and start over, with what?
er than 
Bish hair line is null and void.
Milk carton material. Prehistoric.
Where in the world is Naomi’s hairline, San Diego lookin’?
Bish hairline looks like a scenic route on interstate highway.
She invented the invisible part, hairline AND struggle edges. Bish is a trendsetter.
She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”
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and another keyboard bites the dust.
GAGIRL87 says:
Ty says:
Hey Hissy Glad all is well hun
*runs fingers through these fresh azz tracks*
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@ Ty you crazy
Im like Tiny, I spend a grip on this hair. My weaveologists is not licensed but that heffa always makes me feel like Pocahontas 
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What GA
12. your invisible parts should not be spread wide enough for Moses and a few hundred thousand Jews to walk through
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AMEN! I always look at them like, even a wide-tooth comb could create a part that wide.
Oh and those wigs/weaves with the Barbie scalp showing (I don’t know the terminology) …. you ain’t fooling a soul!!!
What GA Im like Tiny, I spend a grip on this hair. My weaveologists is not licensed but that heffa always makes me feel like Pocahontas
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She paved the way……starting with her hairline.
Harriet Tubman wouldn’t even go back and try and save it. She said “fugg it….you too far back, I can’t save you. I said run Norf and yo hairline ran backwards……SOUTH.”
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@pryn…
I had to come out of lurkin’ for this one… OMG
Jesus wept
I’m for weaves, extensions, whatever makes you happy but sometimes it irks my spirit when people ASSume I wear a weave cause I’m a brown girl with long hair. :insert eye roll:
11. Ladies please know you colors. I don’t care what anyone tells you 99% of us don’t have a shade of blonde.
12. Keep weave at a reasonable length. Nothing worse than seeing a bald headed sister on Monday and on Sunday she is Rapunzel.
13. Know how to properly remove the weave. Please stop snatching out your edges and then telling yourself that you hair grows back fast.
14. If you don’t have edges DO NOT wear a weave. It is a sad sight to see a woman with a $400 weave but her edges are smooth as a baby’s bottom.
Weave fitting like a hoodie! Weave glued so tight it’s stuck to her thoughts!!! Weave done by an unlicensed sissy in heels!!!! Part wide enough for Moses and a few hundred Jews to walk through!!
You ALL ARE SOME FOOLS UP IN HERE!!!
I died a thousand deaths this morning!!! I hate i missed this post!!!! I am laughing my ass off!!!