Channing Tatum is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive

Channing Tatum PEOPLE Magazine Sexiest Man Alive

From People mag online:

He may have bared (almost) all of that incredibly chiseled body in this year's Magic Mike but 2012's Sexiest Man Alive Channing Tatum was still modest when he heard the news.

"My first thought was, 'Y'all are messing with me,'" says Tatum, who married actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum in 2009. "I told Jenna after we'd been in the bathtub washing our dogs because they'd gotten skunked."

Says the actor: "She was like, 'What?'"

"Yeah, she calls me [the Sexiest Man Alive] now," he adds. And who can blame her?

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    • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

      The people at People are entitled to their opinions. He's not even on my top 20 list. And I loves me some pretty white boys.

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      didnt he have the clap or something and it got spread across the net?? :lol:

      *scrolls back up to read*

    • lovezoe

      I guess my boo Mr. Ealy was busy.

    • Bad Influence

      im still waiting for my head injury so i can wake up and he's my husband :love:

      lawd i love Channing :hump: i will be all over that pank thang :love:

      and hes been my yt hubby since like 06...this love aint even new people!! :karate:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Ellen and Selena are over I see. :tea:

    • Bad Influence

      mmmmmmm Michael Ealy :hump: i will catch a rape charge for that man..rawr

    • Myaela0207

      I love love love that man!!!!

    • kingstonn

      hell no!
      i love him.. and white boys like Bird just said :lol:
      but not sexiest alive. helllllllll no. Bradley Cooper, Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, Chris Helmsworth... one of those coulda easily took that spot. try again, People. :no:

    • https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      didnt he have the clap or something and it got spread across the net??
      _________________

      And he deliberately set fire to his peen and had to be hospitalized briefly. :lol:

    • Eazy

      He dont have NOTHING on Markie Mark :coffee:
      :grill:

    • Ty

      The people at People are entitled to their opinions. He’s not even on my top 20 list.
      __________
      :cosign:

    • kingstonn

      @ razzle
      two things: :rofl: @ Ellen
      and -- hot water scalded his peen and left it disfigured or something & somehow there's pics of it online. :)

    • Bibi

      :claps: Yes people magazine

      Afternoons folks :waves:

    • Bad Influence

      @Eazy, i used 2 love Marky. hey bew :hug:

      @Sandra he did not do it deliberately. u stay fibbing on ppl...psh

    • NaijaGal

      Jake Gyllenhall :love:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Eazy says:

      He dont have NOTHING on Markie Mark
      ------------
      lets all forget markie mark from boogie nights though...

      Wasn't that a fake peeeeen? If not, I'll retract my statement. :tea:

    • Eazy

      Hey Hisssyyy. When I saw him in Date Night, I fell back in :heart:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      kingstonn says:

      @ razzle
      two things: @ Ellen
      and — hot water scalded his peen and left it disfigured or something & somehow there’s pics of it online.
      --------------
      I shall search this le mobile.

    • Eazy

      lets all forget markie mark from boogie nights though…
      __________________________________
      :coverseyes: I only think of him in the movies Fear and Date Night :lol:

    • sassyshe

      :loves: me some Channing ever since the original Step Up

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :yahoo: He's not the sexiest but, I like his swag and his acting has come a long way

      @ Jay...Channing did that?! :blink:

    • NaijaGal

      ion know why folks are invested in teenage celebrity couples...the ish always ends eventually :yawn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      ^5 EZ :love: Marky Mark

      Razzle :chase: That gravi yo!

      Hubba Hubba @Boygah's seeeductive photo there :D

    • prynsexxx

      Oh.

    • lovezoe

      Dazzle- took me a minute. Then I got it. :rofl: I forgot Bieber was Ellen jr

    • CTchica

      Loves me some Channing, he can get it with the lights on!!!! :hump:

      People coulda chose a better picture for the cover tho.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      And he deliberately set fire to his peen and had to be hospitalized briefly. :lol:

      :shocked: For Serious??? :eek:

    • Sam

      I bought Magic mike on dirwect tb and it was a waste of my $4.99 he can NOT dance! but he nice on the eyes
      that movie messed up my in my head affair with alcide from true blood I'm still upset

    • kingstonn

      @ kita
      :yes: wonder what a disfigured peen looks like.... :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      hot water scalded his peen and left it disfigured

      :unnnnnface: Say it ain't so jo!

    • VDot

      :no:

      He just doesn't do it for me.

      Off to find more about this clap and burn (literally).

    • Bad Influence

      i wanna watch El Cantante...so much drugs and aids in that movie..but the music, :danban: <----forbidden dance

      *looks 4 dvd*

    • Sam

      love hector lavoe :yahoo:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :nino: @Vdot :D

    • NaijaGal

      which one's the clap...is that herpes or crabs???

    • MissHarlem

      Channing does nada for me absolutely nada but I can see how he is viewed as eye candy :coffee:

    • Bad Influence

      Magic Mike :think: im gna watch that. i've heard good things bout that movie :lol:

      @Boygah, :D

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Eazy says:

      lets all forget markie mark from boogie nights though…
      __________________________________
      :coverseyes: I only think of him in the movies Fear and Date Night
      --------------
      I like him in 4 brothers.. a real bad azz :yes: sessy

      set fire to his peeeeeen???!!? :rofl: ok I can get with the hot water story but not the "setting fire to his peen story"

    • Bad Influence

      @Sam yup! i think malnourished anthony slayed that role..probably cause he wasnt "acting".. I cant figure out which box my dvd is in tho :crying:

    • Riri_2484

      @Kingstonn
      I'll take Chris Helmsworth aka Thor lol for the top spot over Channing. Didn't he use to strip for other men? I coulda swore I saw the pics of that on the net before.

    • Bella Master

      Sam says:

      I bought Magic mike on dirwect tb and it was a waste of my $4.99 he can NOT dance!
      ~~~~~~~~~

      Damn Sam, you really felt that way?!

      He reminded me of those black boys in dance groups that use to sling they dingalings at the neighborhood jam sessions back in the day.

      Good stuff. :yes:

    • Eazy

      which one’s the clap…is that herpes or crabs???
      ____________________________
      I never knew this either! i just think its all of them mixed together :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I think the clap is the gonerria (sp)

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

      NaijaGal says:

      ion know why folks are invested in teenage celebrity couples…the ish always ends eventually
      *****************
      Right! They act like these chirrens supposed to get married or something. Selena look like she still got some of her dang baby teeth.

    • Myaela0207

      I went to see Magic Mike, it was nothing but middle aged women in the theatre.

    • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

      Ehhhh....he is okay.

      :waves: Hey fam!

    • bubblicious

      No.

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      which one’s the clap…is that herpes or crabs???
      --------
      neither it was either gonny or clammy

    • VDot

      :nana: @StrangerDanger

    • Gigi26

      WAIT he set his peen on fire?

      FUGGIN :dead:

    • kingstonn

      @ riri
      :lol: yeah his ass used to be a stripper.
      dancing for dolllas from men. :rofl:

    • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

      ryan gosling is my boo though.!

    • kingstonn

      the clap is gonnorhea. never knew why the hell they called it that though.

    • Bella Master

      :whistle:
      You, your sex is on fire
      And you, your sex is on fire
      Consumed with what's to transpire
      :whistle:

      Love Kings of Leon

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :waves: Tainted
      ========
      :clap: or :applause: take your pick...
      ======
      I know you've got a trick up your sleeve V.

    • kingstonn

      David Beckham! :love:

    • Bad Influence

      denise huxtables husband is one fine piece of ass.

      i fuggs with denise but she looks like a witch doctor.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      unsafe :hump: = :handclap:

    • NaijaGal

      DTS - ding ding ding you get prize :lol: ...I let google be my friend and yes Gonorrhea is indeed the clap

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      denise huxtables husband is one fine piece of ass.

      He has put on alittle weight. otm had a pic up last month I think....
      ==========
      Mine is the new James Bond and/or the cat from 300!

    • Bad Influence

      i watched Tahina Sky, the documentary on kings of leon @Bella. lawd... :no: i love them tho.

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      they call it the clap because back in either civil war times or even earlier the men would sleep with the same whores and the way they cured it was to either stick a wine bottle like tool up the peen hole but of course it was more like a knife and scrape the std out or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std...which made a clap sound.

    • NaijaGal

      Bad Influence says:

      denise huxtables husband is one fine piece of ass.

      i fuggs with denise but she looks like a witch doctor.
      ========================
      :ghost: you gone let Denise be great...she sure knows how to pick'em...shoutout to Lennie

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Channing's last dance in Magic Mike was :yahoo: the rest of them were ok.

      @ Hissy....I :love: Momoa especially when he isn't so prettyboyish.

    • Sam

      sorry guys he dances like he has tourettes

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Naija, did it say how the name was derived? :shrug:

      Does it make your lady parts feel as if somebody is clapping up in there or what? :rofl:

    • kingstonn

      @ hissy
      yaaaaass he is! when he was Roman on The Game... *melts outta chair*

    • Bella Master

      You must see Denise's husband in Game of Thrones

      Jeefus that man is a work of art!!!

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

      GTFOH! These mofos got Blake Shelton on the list. Anywho they got some right. My taste may be getting too old because I didn't do a lot of drooling over the 12 they sneak peeked on their site.

      Chris Hemsworth
      Richard Gere (still fine)
      Oscar Pistorius (I definately lusted after him during the Olympics)

      I know they got my baby David Beckham on there somewhere.

    • Bella Master

      Haven't seen Tahina Sky...will see if its on netflix

    • Bella Master

      :lol: @Sam

    • kingstonn

      @ razzle
      you're joking, right? slam two massive books again their peen? :dead:

    • Sam

      Bad, I loved Mark Anthony in that movie him and JLO played the hell out those parts. I bought the soundtrack Que Lio my fave song :happy:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Does it make your lady parts feel as if somebody is clapping up in there or what?
      ____________

      you got people looking at me side ways in this office :lol:

    • bubblicious

      @SAM

      How does one dance like they have Tourette's? Lawd.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      they call it the clap because back in either civil war times or even earlier the men would sleep with the same whores and the way they cured it was to either stick a wine bottle like tool up the peen hole but of course it was more like a knife and scrape the std out or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std…which made a clap sound.

      :shocked:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Razzle.... :blink:

    • Sam

      You must see Denise’s husband in Game of Thrones

      Jeefus that man is a work of art!!!
      ^^^^
      There is a God!!!! <---in my preacher from comin to america voice
      just God bless him cause he would NEVER leave the house if he was mine :ashamed:

    • Bad Influence

      those sisters from Mary Mary must have a made a bet on who's the most fertile...smh

      Boygah, u stupid :lol:

      @Naija, my love for Lenny is so awkward yet deep.. rawr

      Jackson, if i were speaking to u, i'd :cosign:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      kingstonn says:

      @ razzle
      you’re joking, right? slam two massive books again their peen?
      ----------

      Not a joke. I wish I was... Just tells you that the military men then were nassy as f.ck. :no:

    • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

      Hey doesn't talk to strangers!!!

      @Bird Yessss!!! richard gere is forever fine!

    • Bella Master

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
      or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std…which made a clap sound.

      ~~~~~~~~~

      Did it work?

    • lovelyaries

      Blah..

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

      NaijaGal says:

      you gone let Denise be great…she sure knows how to pick’em…shoutout to Lennie
      ****************************

      Yeah, she be tryin to act all Mother Earth, but I see she like them pretty boys just like the rest of us.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      HIS

      A witch doctor though? :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Richard Gere (still fine)
      :love:

      That scene walking through the factory! *fans self* and when he was fighting Louis Gossett in the ring :heart:

    • NaijaGal

      @DTS
      Although it is not completely agreed upon how this became a slang term for the disease, it is thought it came from the old French word "clapier" that meant "brothel" because of how common the disease was in these places

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Bella Master says:

      <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
      or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std…which made a clap sound.

      ~~~~~~~~~

      Did it work?
      ---------
      No pain, no gain. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rofl: Razzle

      Naija, wowsers!

    • Bad Influence

      Dimpz, :pacifier: i texted yo ass last night! *mushes u*

      @Sam, yes'uh lawd. i'd alicia keys the SHAT outta that union. thats why i said shes a witch doctor. she reeks of confidence when she in pics with him. i think she put de roots on him *lip quiver* mannn.. :hump:

    • kingstonn

      @ Bella
      lmfao. doing all that and you STILL have the clap :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Richard Gere (still fine)

      That scene walking through the factory! *fans self* and when he was fighting Louis Gossett in the ring

      womp. trippin! 'Boygah :huh:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Bella...Him in Game Of Thrones. :love: He didn't say shyt I understood but :yahoo: How the hell you look sexy while you're gray and dying? :rofl:

    • Bella Master

      @Kingston

      Now you at home with a dripping, swollen, purple, throbbing KAWK

    • Miss Bee

      Hmmmm Chris Hemsworth could get it hands down. Thor sexy than a muh-fucka....

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      i thought clapier had something to do with rabbits? although that would link though... :shrug:

    • Sam

      bubblicious says:

      @SAM

      How does one dance like they have Tourette’s? Lawd.
      ^^^
      I know I know :ashamed:
      I was going to say seizure but I didn't want to offend anybody who may have seizures. but yeah his body moves uncontrollably with no rhythm don't know if he's on the bass, or the treble :shrug:

    • MissHarlem

      :no:

    • Bella Master

      Dimpz...

      Aint understand a word he said, but KAL DROGO was da MAN

      Wanted to kill that bytch witch (not his wife Denise) for what she did to him :cuss:

    • Gigi26

      Oscar Pistorius (I definately lusted after him during the Olympics)
      --------------------------------------------------------

      Awww you goin massage his thigh stubs Bird? :lol:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Hissy...You did?! I'm so sorry. Phone acting an ass again. @ 9:30 this am, the damned thing told me it was 6:11pm, Jan, 5, 2029

      :no:

    • Sam

      Bad,
      I read somewhere she drinks the blood of small children :blink: :rofl:

    • kingstonn

      i just KNOW Paulette saw my font. i know she did. :coffee:

      @ Bella
      :dead: @ the visual that just gave me

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I need an interpretation of 92. You in agreement or dismay? :eek:

    • WorkInProgress

      :thinking: William Levy (DWTS) and Alex O'Loughling (Hawaii 5-0) dows it for me in the yt category. :hi:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      kingstonn says:

      i just KNOW Paulette saw my font. i know she did. :coffee:

      EYE think she thinks you're OTB (due to the gravi) :shrug: I saw her font to OTB on this post, maybe it was meant for you :tea:

    • Milky

      :hi:
      bad
      missbee
      mzdimpz
      kingston
      69
      tainted
      sam

      MAKE IT CLAP!! :clap:

    • Bella Master

      Sam says:

      I know I know :ashamed:
      I was going to say seizure but I didn’t want to offend anybody who may have seizures.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~

      But I got Tourettes tho :crying:

      SHYT FUK, KAWK LICKING, CRABS, IN THE PISSY HEN HOUSE

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      That's why I don't share my peen with everyone. Fugg around and hit some bad poon poon and have my wennie on fire. :nono:

      No STDs over here. Ever.

    • Bad Influence

      @Dimpz, everytime my phone turns itself off for no reason, when it restarts, the home screen says its 7:01pm Jan 9, 1980. EVERYTIME! i have 3 weeks to go for my upgrade :mad:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Bella....I blame his wife. She was trying to help but, involving her only made things worse.

      :rofl: @ Sam...Leave Chatum and my sister calls him alone!

    • Angiegirl

      Hope this helps :pc: HE DID NOT INTENTIONALLY BURN HIS PEEN :no:

      On staying warm in the Scottish Highlands while shooting The Eagle of the Ninth as a soldier: “The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d—.”

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Jan 9, 1980 :dead:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      69 says:

      That’s why I don’t share my peen with everyone. Fugg around and hit some bad poon poon and have my wennie on fire.

      No STDs over here. Ever.
      ----------------
      hahahaahahaha

    • kingstonn

      so.
      i just saw another video of a bus driver fighting a girl. this time it's an old lady and a girl like 14 years old. :wtf:

    • Sam

      But I got Tourettes tho

      SHYT FUK, KAWK LICKING, CRABS, IN THE PISSY HEN HOUSE
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :wail: :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      actually, i really did think @Kingstonn was OTB :hahaha: im tew sorry :lol: im wiz khalifa right now. forgive me :hug:

      its the damn gravi. fack

    • Angiegirl

      Bad Influence says:

      i fuggs with denise but she looks like a witch doctor
      _________________________________

      I :ghost: a slow death when I read this :rofl:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      7:01pm Jan 9, 1980

      :rofl:

    • Gigi26

      Gosling looks like he'd bang the puzzy into submission, I loved him in the Notebook.

      Bradley Cooper comes in a close 2nd.

      Becks used to be sexy to me until he started looking like he gets botox done with his wife :no:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ His...I had to manually reset the time. My damned texts weren't coming in or going out. I have 3weeks to go too! :yahoo:

      My lil brat, the one in the pic, is getting the iPhone 5 and i'm gonna get that Samsung Note 2

    • Bella Master

      Just received an invite to another one of my friend's botox parties...

      Gotta love my yt friends.

      Of course I will be there for support and to help drink the wine. :tea:

    • Bad Influence

      Bella Master says:

      Sam says:

      I know I know
      I was going to say seizure but I didn’t want to offend anybody who may have seizures.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~

      But I got Tourettes tho

      SHYT FUK, KAWK LICKING, CRABS, IN THE PISSY HEN HOUSE

      for some reason, i believe u :lol:

    • Diva

      Eazy says:

      He dont have NOTHING on Markie Mark

      --------------
      You betta say that!!!!!

    • kingstonn

      LAWD.
      someone else with a peen is posting on the blog. drama lurks nearby :rolleyes:

      @ dtts
      wait.. what gravi do i have? I'm on my phone

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHOU06sZ2_c 69

      His

      You have a DROID X? My X would turn off 1,234,789 times a day and then start vibrating and would not stop. I use to stick it under my nuts when it would do that. :lol:

    • Sam

      I's sorry Dimpz :ashamed:
      nice on the eyes :yes:
      dancin :no:

    • Bella Master

      Bad Influence says:

      for some reason, i believe u :lol:

      ~~~~~~~~

      :P

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Kingstonn, you've got the side view Bey with the glasses holding the hoop earring :lol:

    • GellySammich

      69 says:

      His

      You have a DROID X? My X would turn off 1,234,789 times a day and then start vibrating and would not stop. I use to stick it under my nuts when it would do that. :lol:
      _________________
      :dead:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Bella Master says:

      Just received an invite to another one of my friend’s botox parties…

      Gotta love my yt friends.

      Of course I will be there for support and to help drink the wine.
      ---------
      :lol: I want to attend one of these parties just to laugh at how they try their hardest to look "fresh" just be ya self dang it! or they can also use semen too. does wonders for the skin I heard, but only if the man eats right and stays hydrated.

    • Bad Influence

      @DTTS, Razzle and Dimpz, i have to manually reset that shyt everytime :mad: the 1st time it happened, i was taking all these cute pics of Persia and none of em saved. nothing works when the time is fugged up. i'll get texts but cant send and no pics or calls save..fuggin hoe ass phone :cuss:

    • kingstonn

      @ Paulette
      :coffee:

      @ Gigi
      i :cosign: everything you just typed. :yes:

      @ kita
      you gonna get her the 5 instead of the 4s?
      remember her last years coat. :rofl:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      69 you nassy

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      :zzz:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Bad....2029 though? :no: Maybe that's why I couldn't open my emails and shyt last night. Sad part is, I was using mine too when it went Batshyt..

      Maybe they stopped updateing EVOs :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :warning: Not only do you need to power the phones off, You MUST take the battery out for 5 seconds and it resets it with the satellites or some ish :shrug:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      sup ace

    • Bella Master

      @Razzle
      These girls have had tons of semen on their face, and its obviously not helping. So they need additional help.

      Mind you, these heffas are between the ages of 28-32.

    • Bad Influence

      No u dnt @Razzle. u want some botox dont'cha? :danban1:

      @69 :rofl: what is wrong with u? *slaps knee*
      hello bew :hug:

      hey @Gelly :waves:

    • Sam

      :offtopic: phone convo with my brother

      me: whatchu been up too dude

      bro: nothing much I just met this fine a$$ girl yesterday she gave me her number but I'm scared too call. I googled her number and no companies or nothing came up so I'm sure she gave me the right one

      me: :blink:

    • Milky

      ANGRY PANTS :mad:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :blink: @ Jay...Good point. Let me compare them first. :coffee: I got geeked when I saw her last report card. She WORKING for that 5.

    • Diva

      Bella Master says:

      Just received an invite to another one of my friend’s botox parties…

      Gotta love my yt friends.

      Of course I will be there for support and to help drink the wine.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      What is the address? :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      BEWBEAR! Where the hell you been? I'm finally out of my time warp from earlier. :yahoo:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      DTTS you cant do that chit with iPhones though :(

    • Milky

      my co-worker walkin around here askin everybody do they want some of here fake Oreos. Damn Bish u aint got no Nabisco Oreos. Everybody say yes at first until they notice that it is Noreos. :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      BEWBEAR! Where the hell you been? I’m finally out of my time warp from earlier. :yahoo:
      --------------------------------------------------------------------------

      I was stuffing my face...now i got the itis and want to :zzz:

    • GellySammich

      heeey there HisBad!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :waves: Wake up Ace! :D

    • Bad Influence

      que que? @Boygah :huh:

      Ace :shank: :hug:

      C'mon Kingstonn bew, dnt be cruel. girl u need to change your attitu-ude..uh no uh uh no :danban:

      lol

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      :hi: Razzle i see you!...

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Bella Master says:

      @Razzle
      These girls have had tons of semen on their face, and its obviously not helping. So they need additional help.

      Mind you, these heffas are between the ages of 28-32.
      -------
      I bet you those same men have poor diets too :lol: it's good for strengthening enamal too...do they have strong teeth or veniers (sp)? :lol:

    • Bella Master

      Diva says:

      What is the address? :rofl:
      ~~~~~~~~~~

      Me: Brittany, you shouldn't drink too much wine because then it makes the blood thin and your face will bleed more

      ***Takes her glass and gulps it down***

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      My boss man (Jason) is watching Project X in his office loud as hell but gonna expect me to be over here workin....

      #gotmetwisted

    • Milky

      :hi: gelly
      ace

      i guess my font is white @bad hmppf!

      BOOTLEG OREOS!!! no no!!

    • GellySammich

      ew@fake oreos *flips hair*

    • Bad Influence

      Milky says:

      my co-worker walkin around here askin everybody do they want some of here fake Oreos. Damn Bish u aint got no Nabisco Oreos. Everybody say yes at first until they notice that it is Noreos.

      WHY did i crack up reading this.. :hahaha:

      "Damn Bish u aint got no Nabisco Oreos" u meant that shyt :rofl:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Noreos.

      :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I heard about that Razzle & ion like it :lol:
      ===========
      Aww look at lil Gelly! #toocute
      =========
      Sam, he is investigating and ish :rofl:

    • GellySammich

      hey Milky :hi:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ J'Son

    • kingstonn

      @ ace
      hey my khaki friend! :hug:

      @ kita
      i really hate your phone. i just got the same message 4 times. :shotsfired:

      @ Paulette
      are you at bbw this season? I'd fly to Jersey for a discount. :yes:

    • Bad Influence

      i see u Milky :woohoo:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      que que? @Boygah :huh:

      What? About removing the battery? :huh:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Sorry Jay! :ashamed:

    • luVn_liFe…

      EwH...
      I cant take PEOPLE Serious for Realz Now. . .
      This MoFo was :buttshake: for other Menz

    • Gigi26

      My boss man (Jason) is watching Project X in his office loud as hell but gonna expect me to be over here workin….

      PROJECT X is a muthaeffin classic. :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      *waves at Kingston while dodging a shank attempt by His #neo*

      :hi: Milky

    • GellySammich

      aint he @DTTS :love:

    • Bad Influence

      @Kingstonn, no ma'am. i couldn't do it this year cause the doc that i work for is slaving me with these 9-10 hour days :crying:

      i never used my employee discount. my email coupons always had more savings...psh my email is popping right now :buttshake:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Is Petraeus pillow talk a security threat?
      By Joe Sterling, CNN

      <---is still tripping how these dummies do all this over a MARRIED MAN :smack:

    • Sam

      :rofl:
      between these comments and my brother my tummy hurts. I do believe my mom dropped him a couple of times :no:

      me: why you google the number what does that do

      bro: you yall be funny actin and be givin a brother the wrong number so when you google a number it lets you see where it goes to. Like I know sprint is her carrier so it's a cell phone definitely

      me :blink: oh okay :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ New Girl...Removing the battery didn't help mine at all. :no:

    • Bad Influence

      :lol: @Ace

      Gigi'licious :hug:

      @LuVn_ :waves: i lubbz channing. sue me :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Sam, tell him to do better :rofl:

      So, when they going out? :popcorn:

    • Bad Influence

      @Sam, :ghost: he is a man scorned :lol:

    • GellySammich

      Sam that's your mouth in your gravi?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ New Girl…Removing the battery didn’t help mine at all. :no:

      Maybe yew didn't do it right :kona:

      :hahaha:
      (Read this post in 3 wks when you get your new phone)

    • bubblicious

      Forget Oreos. Eat Cool J Cookies.

    • Gigi26

      BAD : :kiss:

    • KayCeiSoul

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      unsafe :hump: = :handclap:

      *****************************************

      :rofl: I swear I can count on you daily to crack me the frigg up!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *jacked
      The official also said Broadwell did not have a security clearance from the CIA. Another official said Broadwell, who is an officer in the Army reserve, did have some kind of security clearance and that there are no issues with Broadwell having unauthorized access to classified information.

      <--says she had Duck Clearance, so that trumps all the rest :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ Read this is 3wks.

      I'mma miss yall next week. :hug: I'mma be home :rofl: <--kicking and screaming, in pain

    • Bad Influence

      i gave up on the french toast. cream of wheat it is! :yahoo:

      excuse me a moment..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      (eskimo) :kiss: KC

    • kingstonn

      @ his
      :wail:
      they have some candles i really really NEED! and that forever red smells so good! i should go get a job up there. but i don't have the people skills :lol:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      :lol:

      he googled her dmn number! :rofl:

    • Bad Influence

      Kaycei :hi: how are u and our fatfat doing?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :egg: <---Cream of wheat it is :rofl:
      *dings bell
      PICK IT UP!
      ==================
      You read it huh? :huh: :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Sam, enlighten him and tell him to google the girl's name, bump a number yo! :lol:

    • GellySammich

      <--- not in the know... what's a cool j cookie?

    • Donna del Gatto

      :no: to Channing Tatum

    • Bad Influence

      @Kingbew...yes i need my balsam and cranberry candles for thanksgiving. i havent smelled the forever red yet..

    • Sam

      He young yall that's all I can say whew :rofl:

      DTTS I try I told him don't ever tell her you did that stalker :rofl:

      Gelly: yes that is my mouth with my crooked two front teeth

      Bad: he tends to fall in lust easily :no: but he's smart where it matters I guess

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Gelly :eek:

      You'ON know that OREO'S EAT COOL J COOKIES? I'M BAD :dance:

    • Bad Influence

      :hahaha: @DTTS & Gelly..

      im going to the kitchen..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Sam, school him on Dopamine :lol:
      And yes, don't ever tell her he googled her :rofl: #toofunny

    • GellySammich

      I actually appreciate the pic Sam... some people can pull this off... some can't

    • Sam

      Adele sings the theme song for 007 :yahoo: :love: her
      skyfallllllllllll

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :egg: and :pigsfly: for you Boygah! #fancysmancy

    • GellySammich

      oh lol googled it... naw ionno nothing about that

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Sam says:

      Adele sings the theme song for 007 :yahoo: :love: her
      skyfallllllllllll

      :applause: Yes! And that man can get it Reverse Rodeo Cowgirl style :ashamed:

    • Sam

      thanks gelly it hides my short left tooth i'm mouth challenged :rofl:
      when I see you post it makes me think of that song peanut butter jelly time :shakebutt:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Gelly, it is from a song. :mad: Donchew be googling LL yo! :rofl:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Sam says:

      Adele sings the theme song for 007 her
      skyfallllllllllll
      -----------
      they released it like last month or so and I immediately fell in :love: .

    • Bootcampgirl

      kingstonn says:

      @ his

      they have some candles i really really NEED! and that forever red smells so good! i should go get a job up there. but i don’t have the people skills
      ___________________
      BBW is getting fancy as hell aint' they. I haven't smelled the Forever Red but, it sure is expensive....#discountshopper
      You also just missed the Buy3 get3 Free deal..

    • GellySammich

      Sam says:

      thanks gelly it hides my short left tooth i’m mouth challenged :rofl:
      when I see you post it makes me think of that song peanut butter jelly time :shakebutt:
      ________________
      heeey now :danban:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :happy: DoNNa . . Thats my focus point for me in ur Gravie :thumbsup:

    • Sam

      DTTS
      my brother and sister give me stories for days I'm never without laughter for long, but he don't listen to me too much he calls me corny.
      when I try to talk to him about serious stuff he treats me like courtney treats doug I'll be talking and out of no-where he will be like man I gotta get these new jordans :blink: I can't

    • KayCeiSoul

      :yahoo: Hey Bad-Boo!

      We're good! It's amazing how this child be ready to kick through my back until I eat. Then he's mellow and lax. :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      ALL EYE know is that Kdub is always in the know!
      ===========
      Who Dat says:

      Hope and her husband went to college together. With both of them being student athletes chances are they knew each other already. Shame on TMZ making them seem like they just met up…

      Who Dat says:

      And he has been arrested for assualt on a female before and accused of date rape. And an alkie…arrested for DUI. Dude got a wrap sheet long as my arm. He was an NFL prollem chile.

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      Sam says:

      thanks gelly it hides my short left tooth i’m mouth challenged
      -----------
      you too girl?! :fistbump: I cant stand it :lol:

    • Donna del Gatto

      @luVn

      :kiss:

      girl, you know what that little bajan hot momma does to me! :lol:

    • GellySammich

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Gelly, it is from a song. :mad: Donchew be googling LL yo! :rofl:
      _____________
      I know it's from a song <--- all matterafact like
      I just googled it. I never really listened to LL though... not to know lyrics :no:

    • Sam

      Imma be at the movies my whole weekend with 007 and twilight
      team Edward :yahoo: <---- yeahIsaidit

      I will have my +35 year old a$$ with my popcorn and beer bright and early!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Sam says:

      DTTS
      my brother and sister give me stories for days I’m never without laughter for long, but he don’t listen to me too much he calls me corny.
      when I try to talk to him about serious stuff he treats me like courtney treats doug I’ll be talking and out of no-where he will be like man I gotta get these new jordans :blink: I can’t

      Just keeping telling him here and there, and it'll sink in. Good Big Sister!

      But ummm, who is courtney, and who is doug? #faserious

    • 3halos

      Bedazzled His Razzle says:

      they call it the clap because back in either civil war times or even earlier the men would sleep with the same whores and the way they cured it was to either stick a wine bottle like tool up the peen hole but of course it was more like a knife and scrape the std out or you could choose to have two massive books or something similar slam against your peen to spray out the std…which made a clap sound.
      --------------------
      Get the f, what, say, huh? Do what now?

    • Eazy

      when I try to talk to him about serious stuff he treats me like courtney treats doug I’ll be talking and out of no-where he will be like man I gotta get these new jordans
      ________________________________
      How old is he?

    • Diva

      Brang ya'lls happy azzez upstairs :rofl: :newpost: #isaiditnowwhatsuckas

    • luVn_liFe…

      @Donna . . Me abs gonna Be Like dat real soon . . . Not Really :ashamed: but Im working on it!! :buttshake:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I know it's from a song <— all matterafact like

      :rofl:
      Pipe down Gelly! :lol: Now, I want to you to learn I'm Bad (LL) as well as I Need Love (LL) #diddystyle #walktogetthecheesecake :rofl:

    • Sam

      bedazzled
      I have learned to take pics at the right angle. My 'i only want to be bothered with one or twice a month friend" likes it. I was going to get it fixed he said some flaws are sexy :love:

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      DTTS Courtney and Doug are from Couples therapy. Doug played the mean dude in Green mile and courtney is a newly fresh 18 year old attention whore. theyve been married for a year now. :no:

    • https://voteobama2012.bigcartel.com San

      :blink: Oh My

    • Sam

      I Need Love awww chute

      when i'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall and in the back of my mind I hear conscious call tellin me I need a girl thats as sweet as a dove for the first time in my life I see I need love

      yeah it's a run on sentence :)

    • Sam

      Eazy my bro is 20

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *adding on to 227
      :whistle:
      There I was gigglin about the games, that I have played with many hearts, but I'm not saying no names :whistle:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBVMdplt94&feature=related <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *Oop 226

    • Bedazzled His Razzle

      yall i cant remember the password to my facebook! :lol: