R&B crooner Usher Raymond tweeted this pic of his favorite bitch. The caption reads: “I said I’d never trust a bitch again…meet my best friend. 
OK ok ok, I’m done with sayin bitch…just had to say bitch one more time.”
Singer Monica Brown sitting on Santa’s knee. She was 1 in this photo. Every day is Christmas for Monica now.
Sean Combs tweeted this image of 4 of his legitimate children. Combs has 5 biological children in all.
On a related note, I see that celebrities are already deleting their Instagram pages. Last week, Instagram divorced itself from Twitter.com. The move makes it difficult for Twitter users to integrate their favorite photos directly into their Twitter feeds. R.I.P. Instagram.
Tip at age 9 with his mom, dad and grandmother. Trouble Man: Heavy is the Head drops tomorrow, December 18!
More from Sandrarose.com:
USHER LOOKS OLD AND LIKE A PERVERT-AND I TYPICALLY LIKE HIS LOOK
Ush
Monica look so cute. What you trying to say at that last line of shade you throwing @Sandy?
Kim and P. Shiddy’s twins are Kim’s all day. Too cute.
I hope those girls don’t have that open mouth disease like they daddy do
Sean has good looking Kids?
“Singer Monica Brown sitting on Santa’s knee. She was 1 in this photo. Every day is Christmas for Monica now.”
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*Scratches head* meaning….
Usher’s dog is so cute and that is a nice pic of Puffy Diddly and his kidz!
@Sandy, are those yo foots in those Lebron kicks?
I dont Know why i put a Question mark behind that
Good Morning ya’ll!!
Op’s bunion says:
Every day is Christmas for Monica now.”
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*Scratches head* meaning….
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Xactly.
“open mouth disease”
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luVn_liFe… says:
I dont Know why i put a Question mark behind that
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B/c it does leave to question. CAN Diddy have some cute kids? I heard two uglies make one pretty. LMAO
Damn Diddy kids look just like him
The dog is adorable!!!
All Diddy’s kids look just like him. I never understood why ppl think Justin doesn’t.
P Diddy’s girls are adorable. The boy is his twin…..oh and Sandra is pumping out these posts this morning! :fistbump: pump pump pump it up!!
Anyone catch SNL? Samuel L supposedly dropped the F bomb on a skit is the word around town! Can anybody confirm they heard him say it?
AND USHER’S REFERENCE TO BIATCH JUST MAKES HIM SEEM MORE LIKE ONE, MEN DON’T HARBOR ON SHIAT, CONSTANTLY REFERENCING THE SHIAT OVER AND OVER
NO WONDER HIM AND DIDDY CLOSE-TWO EGOTISTICAL BISHES, THEY COOL WITH KANYE TOO AINT THEY ?? OH YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT-THREE BISHES
Betamax82 says:
I hope those girls don’t have that open mouth disease like they daddy do
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“Singer Monica Brown sitting on Santa’s knee. She was 1 in this photo. Every day is Christmas for Monica now.”
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So what? Christmas is everyday for my Grandma Chanon too…she don’t ever take her tree down…it’s decorated for every holiday, and I mean every one.
#faserious
I’m getting flags together for her day of homage to Flag day….#enabler
Hey Hershey! :wave:
No. Those are LeBron’s foots.
:wave: hey MzDimp!!!
Diva says:
Anyone catch SNL? Samuel L supposedly dropped the F bomb on a skit is the word around town! Can anybody confirm they heard him say it?
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Yep I watched it….I think he said something like f this sh*t
Do I really have to explain what ‘Every day is Christmas’ means?
It means she’s got everything she wants out of life.
prynsexxx says:
Op’s bunion says:
Every day is Christmas for Monica now.”
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*Scratches head* meaning….
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Xactly.
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I KNOW, right? SMH
I THINK PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD WHAT IT MEANT BUT THEY WERE CURIOUS AS TO HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
Sandra Rose says:
Do I really have to explain what ‘Every day is Christmas’ means? It means she’s got everything she wants out of life.
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Nice POSITIVE spin Sandra!
Good Morning Everyone.
:wave: Hey Diva!
Trendsetter says:
Diva says:
Anyone catch SNL? Samuel L supposedly dropped the F bomb on a skit is the word around town! Can anybody confirm they heard him say it?
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Yep I watched it….I think he said something like f this sh*t
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:wave: Hey Trend, it wasn’t part of the skit and was he mad and upset?
TI’s family looks so normal growing up…all of Sean’s kids are adorbs
:wave: hey Hershey…long time no font!
Sandra Rose says:
Do I really have to explain what ‘Every day is Christmas’ means? It means she’s got everything she wants out of life.
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Oh.
dahretteb
The Beyonce photo was fake. I deleted the post. Carry on.
Sandra Rose says:
Do I really have to explain what ‘Every day is Christmas’ means? It means she’s got everything she wants out of life.
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Nope, I get it. My Grandma Chanon has everything she wants out of life too. A finely decorated tree, that pays homage to Easter, St Patrick’s day, ooh Valentine’s Day is a sight to see, the 4th of July is rigged with real firecrackers, so we hide papa’s firestick (lighter). Labor day, little people in uniforms hanging all around. So yep Monica ain’t the only one living the cotdayum dream.
Sean Combs tweeted this image of 4 of his legitimate children
DIVA MZ NAIJA PRYNN INTENSE OPRAH
:rollseyes: okay if ya say so…
FuturedocDonte says:
Sean Combs tweeted this image of 4 of his legitimate children
Define ” Legitimate
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Harlem!
Maybe she meant legitimate as they are biologically his vs Quincy who he claims but, isn’t his.
Um doesn’t that make Doody’s kids “illegitimate” since he aint married nary one of ums mama?
FuturedocDonte says: Sean Combs tweeted this image of 4 of his legitimate children
Define ” Legitimate
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yall forget SR believes in ghetto marriage. i thought she was friends with sarah too, smh.
MISSH –
morning beautiful
i love that pic of mo.
would love to see how SR “interprets” TIP’s face….
Good morning folks!
I love when grown people post their throwback Santa pics. Too cute.
free says:
would love to see how SR “interprets” TIP’s face….
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…Trouble Man
damn. just when i signed up for instagram too!
That puppy is soooooo ca-ute!!! Nice fam pic, Diddy!!
TI—Just looks bad, even as a child…
i mean ion eem get how to add pics on IG from my pc!
my profile pic look crazy AF! 
<—how i look on my profile pic
*Hugs* @ MissHarlem!!!
Looking forward to TIP’s cd tho!! That Sorry song with Andre 3000 is hot to death!
FAYLA
hey hunnn
Usher Dahmer is scurrry!
That Christian looks identical to his daddy! LOL!
ALL of his kids are adorable, good looking kids.
Fay! I had askeded you a question via text! :wave:
Auntie can we get a body language 101 on TIP’s face? What is he thinking?
Sandra Mae is tripping today.
free says:
would love to see how SR “interprets” TIP’s face….
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He was a child. It’s hard to read a child’s body language because their thought process is more concrete than an adult’s. He was probably tired of posing for pics.
@ my boo’s Clifford’s face in the family photo. Ummm, Auntay…any word on my cd that I asked for?
Guuuud mawning!
Auntie got “Angry Fingers” today instead of “Spirit Fingers”.
She’on wanna talk about it though.
Senator & former Presidential candidate John Kerry is expected to be named Secretary of State, after Dr. Susan Rice voluntarily withdrew her name from the pile
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Usher looks cra in this pic
Mo was a cute kid
I like how Diddy spends time with all his kids
TIP looking mad
5 kids + 3 mommas * 1 Cassie / 0 wife = “legitimate children”
Lebron
:wave: Hey MissHarlem
ShaunieBear!
PumpkinsMama says:
Um doesn’t that make Doody’s kids “illegitimate” since he aint married nary one of ums mama?
pretty much
LOL @ TIP
What’s good y’all!!
If you replace legitimate with biological, what she said makes perfect sense.
Morning Goat!
Was I the only one that watched “Six Little McGhee’s” on OWN? Yeah? Ok.
@Twerk. Just checkin
GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
Nice pic.
prynsexxx says:
Was I the only one that watched “Six Little McGhee’s” on OWN? Yeah? Ok.
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yes you were…was it good?
@ Prynn. No, I watched too
TI is so adorable in that pic (lil bad arse)!
LOL I scrolled up like
“NEW MEA….Oh that’s just Goat’s ass.” 
LOL
Prynn!
How was the BDay Girly? 
@Naija
It was cute.
@Pumpkin
:fistbump:
Oh Lawd, I just saw a blog title with Gone With the Wind fabulous to describe the attire at the VH1 Divas event. I guess I gotta add it to the list of reality show slang adopted by the masses.
b*tchazzness
.com, .org., net
None mutha f*cking factor
Physicoti
In that order
Lay dem paws
Gone With the Wind fabulous
“Six Little McGhee’s”
+1 @Prynn I love their little preemie long head selves! :wave:
I couldn’t imagine dealing with 6 toddlers at the same damn time…potty training
@ Pryn I caught some of that show 6 babies @ once whoo ion know what I’d do
@Dimpz
Pretty much IDENTICAL to last year’s. Sick, sexless and teenage drama.
prynsexxx says:
Was I the only one that watched “Six Little McGhee’s” on OWN? Yeah? Ok.
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I did! Found myself PISSED that one of the sons had all that snot running down his nose. Found myself PISSED that her arse still insisted on feeding those kid with one bowl and spoon AFTER the doctor said to STOP in order to cease the spread of germs.
That mama tho. She need a makeover.
OMG how could I forget Poom Cash and Man Down, Code Ten.
@ Prynn….sounds JUST like the one I just had.
@Bird
It’s…. PYSICHOTIC
All that green gunk running from that baby’s nose ugh
<—-Is not familiar with this show yall speak of.
She is def. a source of all that crying and chit them babies be doing. Whoo.
It dont have to be like that. The kids model you.
Diva says:
Trendsetter says:
Diva says:
Anyone catch SNL? Samuel L supposedly dropped the F bomb on a skit is the word around town! Can anybody confirm they heard him say it?
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Yep I watched it….I think he said something like f this sh*t
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Hey Trend, it wasn’t part of the skit and was he mad and upset?
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Hey Diva! I personally thought it was part of the skit…but I guess it wasn’t
@ Prynn & OTB, I thought they were cute! I couldnt imagine the noise, sick, crying, etc times six tho. I would have run away from home. Told hubby “here, have at it”
But when the Doc said she hadnt seen dem babies since last year, I was like
I hope its not true what they say about shoe size because we may need a search party to seek out Savannah’s insides.
@Kita just a Black couple on OWN raising their sextuplets. They just turned 2 I think.
I like when the Great Grandma’s use that term “All those Illegitimate children!”
Also this —-> “born outta wedlock”
Like for real Granny?
LOL!
What it do MzDimp
Hey Pryn
prynsexxx says:
@Bird
It’s…. PYSICHOTIC
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Thank you so much. I really struggled with that one!
@Ms Tisch
I was kinda of salty at the doctor b/c she KEPT stressing….”it’s been such a lonnnnnnggg time since the last time I’ve seen them.” I’m thinking “Bitch, ain’t nobody got no damn six co-pays to keep giving yall for the same damn cold. Let’s folks get they coins up and THEN we’ll holla at yall.”
But the spoon and bowl thing, yeah.
@ Shaun……When does it come on?
Pryn I watched, made me appreciate only kid even more, I could’nt deal with six of her
:hugs: Diva
@ Goat….You don’t even have enough time for me to BEGIN to tell you.
What kind of pic did SR have up of Bey?
New Girl.
Saturdays @Kita… 9ish I think.
@ New Girl…It was a cute one. She had dark hair.
Looked like an Ad.
@DTTS
… Tell me some funnies 
LOL 
Hey DTTS
Actually pic of Bey was very nice had her rocking dark hair.
Thanks Babe @ Shaun. Oh, PLEASE check your phone.
She snatched that pic right down huh?
Cray.
Smonae :wave:
Speaking of TI, I had thee most intense dream (:hump:) about him during my afternoon nap yesterday. It was so real and vivid. I woke up clutching my throbbing lady parts
Sandy, you think you can discretely pass him my number? Out of the eyesight of Tiny? You know, so he can continue to sow his wild oats?
OTB yes she do
Me too Pumpkin, those shots don’t slow down until damn near 2, so WTH was they doing
@ Shaun..It got too many compliments.
I cannot find my bank card.
Woe is me. Worst time of the year to lose my fukking bank card. 
Its been 6 days now. I guess I better order another.
:wave: @ VDOT.
Monica was an adorable in that photo! Love me some Mo
Tip
Usher is sooo lame
@ AJ you ain’t lying that “Sorry” go hard w/ 3 Stacks on it
#lovemysouthernroots
prynsexxx says:
@Ms Tisch
I was kinda of salty at the doctor b/c she KEPT stressing….”it’s been such a lonnnnnnggg time since the last time I’ve seen them.” I’m thinking “Bitch, ain’t nobody got no damn six co-pays to keep giving yall for the same damn cold. Let’s folks get they coins up and THEN we’ll holla at yall.”
But the spoon and bowl thing, yeah
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I took it as the kids had so many issues going on, she felt that she should have heard from them before then. Phone calls or something? Plus I think they were really small when they were born, so I think it was of concern. But, that spoon and bowl thing had me heated. It’s like….I know you have 6 kids and all but at this point they should be feeding themselves anyway. You just have to clean it up. Sorry.
The hell?! @ Shaun.
ION wanns hear nothing like that right now. 
OTB, no funnies roundst here
I had to be a mad scientist up in here, up in here (dmx ala Kdub)!
Oh, I taught the 4-6 y.o. mini thugs abdicate and bigot
#effmylife 
re: McGhees My kids used to see the RN and/or the doc. So they couldve visited just not seen the doc herself.
This 702 “Get It Together” going hard right now
OTB, go into the bank to get a temp card, they even have the visa/mc logos
Smonae Yup! Pumpkin is 3 now and he doesn’t have to have another till he’s 4. But from 0-1 and 1-2??? Where’s they flu shots w/all them lil snotty noses. Sheeeeeeeeeet
And……….my kid is 5 now. So, I don’t remember the schedule for check ups. But, I thought in the first two years you are at the doctor’s office frequently. At least for vaccinations, right? How do you not see a doctor for a year? What happened to well check visits?
BRB
@ GA… :wave: I USED to love that song.
@ Mz Tisch
I was kinda of salty at the doctor b/c she KEPT stressing….”it’s been such a lonnnnnnggg time since the last time I’ve seen them.” I’m thinking “Bitch, ain’t nobody got no damn six co-pays to keep giving yall for the same damn cold. Let’s folks get they coins up and THEN we’ll holla at yall.”
But the spoon and bowl thing, yeah.
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Still aint no excuse tho. Six doctor visit co-pays or six ER co-pay? Which one ya want?? Chirren with rashes, snot that’s infectious and aint no telling what else that did not air.
OWN is on her way back, I suppose. The Golden Sister’s can definitely go back online today.
Dimpz
you don’t like it no moe 
@ GA…I like it. Beautiful song but, based on my perception of things now, I don’t FEEL it like I used to. Can’t relate I guess.
Annnnd
TLC got a show coming on called “Best Funeral Ever”… 
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ GA…I like it. Beautiful song but, based on my perception of things now, I don’t FEEL it like I used to. Can’t relate I guess.
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I get what you saying EXACTLY
temp card
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@ Pryn for serious?
Annnnd TLC got a show coming on called “Best Funeral Ever”…
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That commercial was heee-larious!! I’ll tune in for an episode.
prynsexxx says:
Annnnd TLC got a show coming on called “Best Funeral Ever”…
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Still aint no excuse tho. Six doctor visit co-pays or six ER co-pay? Which one ya want?? Chirren with rashes, snot that’s infectious and aint no telling what else that did not air
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True. But I still ain’t got six doctor OR ER co-pays to boot. IJS don’t come for me. LOL
GAGIRL87 says:
This 702 “Get It Together” going hard right now
ole girl with soulchild’s baby is trying to make a comeback
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@ Pryn, I saw that commercial. I’ll probably watch that too. DJM
Posting from my sick bed: I have to say that after watching Jon and Kate , ppl with multiples should watch Kate. She never fed those kids from the same bowl and spoon and those kids weren’t sick like that. For them to have so much help they should be more organized.
Those kids and those running noses GEEZUS. It was green with meant infection so they needed to go to the dr. I don’t understand but I will watch it.
@ Naija
what you think about RHOA last night?
True. But I still ain’t got six doctor OR ER co-pays to boot. IJS don’t come for me. LOL
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lol you silly i hear you tho; you know dis a family blog and stuff “dont be shaking the table” i kid, i kid.
i’m so fukkin BORED!
*pulls out hairs on left arm*
I gotta work on my Christmas cards today! I’m on the late boat with that this year!
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Hey Diva the doll!
As long as you have them in the mail by Dec. 20 you should be cool.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Posting from my sick bed: I have to say that after watching Jon and Kate , ppl with multiples should watch Kate. She never fed those kids from the same bowl and spoon and those kids weren’t sick like that. For them to have so much help they should be more organized.
Those kids and those running noses GEEZUS. It was green with meant infection so they needed to go to the dr. I don’t understand but I will watch it.
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Exactly. Wtf? The doctor told them that sometimes a cold that lingers between those kids can become pneumonia. They were sitting there looking all dumb in the face.
*sprays Lysol on the blog* I hope you feel better soon Gypsy!!!!
@GAGIRL – I cracked up the whole epi except the stank moment with Kandi and her dude (way TMI IMO)…NeNe was serving the one liners last night…and I died at gone with the wind fabulous
that broad is throwed for real 
NaijaGal says:
prynsexxx says:
Annnnd TLC got a show coming on called “Best Funeral Ever”…
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YNH feel better
@ OutsidetheBox: LeBron is taken — by a very good woman, I might add.
NeNe was serving the one liners last night…
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Nene was on point with them one liners wasn’t she Naija? I loved it….
@ I whip did you get your clarisonic? I want one
my besties bout me the olay cleanser brush for christmas and it works pretty good my face feels amazing!!!! and she only paid $29.99
are y’all talking about Meet the Mcghees?
NaijaGal says:
@GAGIRL – I cracked up the whole epi except the stank moment with Kandi and her dude (way TMI IMO)…NeNe was serving the one liners last night…and I died at gone with the wind fabulous that broad is throwed for real
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When Nene told Kenya she didn’t believe her and Walter were in a “real” realtionship chileeee Kenya’s face twisted up like the exorcist and her eyes were looking like this emoticion >>>>>
Kenya REALLY is crazy!!!
GAGuhl!
hell nawl, & i was JUST finna ask my page about it. to see if anyone uses it. i want it SO bad but DAYUMB that’s alotta ci-zash for a damn face brush nahmean? 
tell me more about this olay brush tho!
Thanks guys. Fighting some real shyt! Had a temp 102.5 and passed out last night. I just wanted to speak. I can’t talk cause my throaK is swollen.
HEY DTTS
What the hell y’all talking bout. Just got back from lunch.
@ Gyps Could it be your tonsils?
Did Savannah tell you to tell me that? *Bey face* @Sandra
I hope she bought him those shoes. So he can …. right on out of her life..
Guess I’ll watch last week episode of Family Hustle.
:wave: Hey Mr. Goat!!!!!
Sending for me cause I
d Lebron?!? Chile. 
MzTisch says: And……….my kid is 5 now. So, I don’t remember the schedule for check ups. But, I thought in the first two years you are at the doctor’s office frequently.
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it’s hella: 2 days old, 3, 6, 9, 12, and then 18 and 24 i believe. but my HMO gave all those check-ups and shots for free. after 2, you have to pay. also, if you go in for anything other than checkup (i.e. diarrhea, snotty nose) you have to pay.
my daughter has runny nose ALL the time in daycare. never had a problem before daycare. it usually runs yellow for a day and then clear. that lil boy had niagara falls yellow running from his nose though. i’ve never seen anything like that before.
Riddle me this: does Usher have glass in them frames?
Hope you feel better Your Name Here.
I almost called in because I ate Taco Bell,Burger King and topped it off with a Chocolate shake last night(I was high as fuck). Punished my toilet this morning.
Hey Ms.Diva
On Friday, NFL star linebacker Terrell Suggs wed his “formerly estranged” babies’ mama in during a small ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel in Maryland. We told you previously that Candace had accused Terrell of throwing bleach on her and most recently of dragging her alongside a car, but that didn’t stop her from professing her love for the baller. In fact, Candace only dropped her protective order against Terrell THREE days before the wedding.
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yeah I got nothing
O yeah @ Pryn, Free, Mz. Tish, Kingstonn (about Lil McGhees). It seemed like mom and dad had a fair amount of friends and family to help them when they needed it. I didnt see why/how they had some random yt gurl into the mix to watch the kids too
FAY and GAGIRL87 says:
did you get your clarisonic? I want one my besties bout me the olay cleanser brush for christmas and it works pretty good my face feels amazing!!!! and she only paid $29.99
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I have the Same brush but CVS brand 17.99
and hello ERRYBODY :wave:
ummm these pics tho…
could’ve done without this post
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yawlz!
goat76 says:
Hope you feel better Your Name Here.
I almost called in because I ate Taco Bell,Burger King and topped it off with a Chocolate shake last night(I was high as ****). Punished my toilet this morning.
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I use to eat Taco Run every dayum day in HS. The bean burritos were my shyt. I haven’t eaten that food in over 26 years. Lord knows if I eat that now…….well I’d probably just die!
:wave: hey Baddddddddddddddd *goes to twitta to check my dm* this heffa still ain’t sent me NOTHING!!!
Pumpkins says:
I didnt see why/how they had some random yt gurl into the mix to watch the kids too
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They explained everybody’s role in the beginning and my ADHD somehow kicked in and I missed that segment.
Monica was always grossly underweight huh?
goat76 says:
Hope you feel better Your Name Here.
I almost called in because I ate Taco Bell,Burger King and topped it off with a Chocolate shake last night(I was high as ****). Punished my toilet this morning.
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And there should be a blank area of black space where your azz used to be.
You know better than that Goat! You gotta eat AT HOME when you get high.
<=========== is trying to Jedi mind trick myself into getting all of this yogurt in my mouth and into my stomach w/o
@DIVA:
is that in your gravi 
Lord knows if I eat that now…….well I’d probably just die!
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Yes Diva. You would give up the ghost immediately.
Be hovering around this bish like Casper.
That is why I don’t play with that type of fats food.
The baddest I’ll jump is Coney Island.
So errmmm no new post huh?
*fast* food. Sorry
@KayCeiSoul- Yeah I knew better, I probably should have left that shake alone.
@Diva…I just go there on Sundays 79cent tacos…and them Caramel Apple Empanadas
@ iwhip I think the only difference is the clarosonic has mutiple speed levels where as the olay brush only has 2 speeds but it still gets rid of all your dead skin on your face. I didn’t use the olay cleanser that came in the box I used my on face cremes I had at home already. You should buy it it’s worth it!
@ His
Taco Bell,Burger King and topped it off with a Chocolate shake=assplosion every time… Taco Bell along with anything..hell water will have you breakin the bottom out the strongest porcelain…
GAGuhl shid yeen gotta tell me twice that brush is well over a hunnid bones. & some of the reviews was sayin it dies after a year. i would fugg sumthink UP!
HIS!! :2dance: i’m still an idjit on IG
WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:
Taco Bell,Burger King and topped it off with a Chocolate shake=assplosion every time… Taco Bell along with anything..hell water will have you breakin the bottom out the strongest porcelain…
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real talk
Taco Bell
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Told yall them Dorito Locos Tacos is like CRACK
I dont een eat there on a reg but since them bishes came out? One night I drove up there in the cold, wind, and rain and got TWO…and drove back an hour later to get TWO MO’…judge if you MUST
Took my azz right back as soon as they boys came home from school an hour later.
Now they’re just mediocre.
I stopped going about a year ago.
Who Dat says:
Taco Bell
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Told yall them Dorito Locos Tacos is like CRACK
I dont een eat there on a reg but since them bishes came out? One night I drove up there in the cold, wind, and rain and got TWO…and drove back an hour later to get TWO MO’…judge if you MUST
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Girl I burned out on that joint in college when I use to work thereas a manager, but I went to go get the kids a 6 pack and messed around and asked for a Churro.. That thang was hot and fresh! I didn’t make it out the parking lot with it.
KY bout a couple of post down I have been waiting on the tea with your group home dude
KyCakes says:
@Wut So I’ve been off and on this bad boy…are you still with your techie?
We Aiiiiiight…. 
He starting to slip on his game… You start off with the ooo’s aaahh’s and hammmmersies! Hell keep’em coming or should I say cummin’?
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Who Dat says:
Taco Bell
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Told yall them Dorito Locos Tacos is like CRACK
I dont een eat there on a reg but since them bishes came out? One night I drove up there in the cold, wind, and rain and got TWO…and drove back an hour later to get TWO MO’…judge if you MUST
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I’m your Momma, I’m your Daddy, I’m that ninja in the alley; want some coke, want some speed….
@kaycei LOVE me some 5 Guys too
My sister called me that night and was like BISH I just called your house…my nieces said you was gone..where you at this late.. in this weather? 
Me: (SMACKIN like HAIL in her ear) I’m back.
Her: WHERE did you go? You okay?
Me: I ranned for the border you nosey trollop. If you MUST know I am back in my driveway.
Her: WHY you aint in the house? What BORDER?
Me: Cause I done already paid for your nieces to eat once today! I am out here eating second round Taco Bell in my car. I am fine. Stop worrying. BYE.
Why is it when you eat good food you don’t wanna be interrupted? I looked at that phone and made the gas face and ONLY answered cause the hoe called TWICE back to back
MissHarlem says:
KY bout a couple of post down I have been waiting on the tea with your group home dude
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Go to the post where Cassie is bragging about her new anal beads, er, I mean her new ring and begin at #68.
WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:
messed around and asked for a Churro.. That thang was hot and fresh! I didn’t make it out the parking lot with it.
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@ Who Dat I STAY sneakin n eatin ish I dont wanna share w/my son
He’s 3 ans he want errrrrythang that goes in my mouth! I gave you life man! Lemme eat in peace 
@KY
I was WEAK as heyul when you said dude was “shaking trashcans” and @Kaycei ignant ass called him a “garbage pail kid”……or “Oscar” or something.
Too bad T.I. hasn’t gotten any taller since that pic.
@Ky
Is dude named Tony or Adell (same person)?
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Who Dat I STAY sneakin n eatin ish I dont wanna share w/my son He’s 3 ans he want errrrrythang that goes in my mouth! I gave you life man! Lemme eat in peace
I have five babies that i gotta hide food from..and it’s not easy…let’s just say i aint enjoyed a meal by mysef in years
KyCakes says:
WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:
messed around and asked for a Churro.. That thang was hot and fresh! I didn’t make it out the parking lot with it.
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KY…I didn’t even know they SOLD those I just wanted something sweet. I originally was going to get some cinnatwist but I saw that and was like
What the hay… It was really good! I am so glad I don’t have to pass by that Taco Bell or else I would have a pile of Churro wrappers in my car seat and a mad trainer on my back! 
Cuz bish could eat all her weight back in them jokas!
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Who Dat I STAY sneakin n eatin ish I dont wanna share w/my son
He’s 3 ans he want errrrrythang that goes in my mouth! I gave you life man! Lemme eat in peace 
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Just wait until he graduates from ‘kids meals’ to full blown ‘combos’…Usta be, just having a few bucks, me AND the boy could eat good, until one day this lil ninja was like “Mom, I want a #4″….
The Fawk you know about numbers and chit….
Can someone pernt me to the post where yall dragged that Morning beached Whale?
didn’t realize those were girls with Diddy…..
@ Shaun….That’s what Nik got for XMas. It was 200.00 TOTAL though. Wish she would’ve made up her mind sooner. I could’ve gotten it for half THAT!
Seen any Russian hats lately?
I pull into the sub, and is shameless about parking in front of somebody else’s house and eating. I’ll wave and keep on chewing.
Long time, no post. Whatchu been up to?
@ Twerk God Bless you sis
I be all kinds of incognegroe w/my eats! Coverin up the bag, puttin it in the microwave and takin a lil out at a time, I have eatin in my bedroom w/the door locked while he knocking talking bout “Mommy whatchudoin in there”?
@Dimpz
YOURS on the Russian hat kick too????? Ugh!
KyCakes says:
Just wait until he graduates from ‘kids meals’ to full blown ‘combos’…Usta be, just having a few bucks, me AND the boy could eat good, until one day this lil ninja was like “Mom, I want a #4?….
<——— Me
The Fawk you know about numbers and chit….
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@ Prynn…No, thank God. But she does have this lil ugly ass furry hat that she bought and loves. It’s like a fuzzy beret.
His name is Eric, but this stoopid ninja spells it like ‘Erique’…
Now, you don’t have a apartment, OR a car, but you’re creative enough to spell your name like this?
You really don’t need to’stand out’…the fact you ain’t chit makes you head & shoulders above the rest…
Take some of that effort and energy and get a place to live….sheesh
Yeah, KayCei is a straight FOOL…She called him Oscar the Grouch…
Anyone else think Oscar the Grouch looks like a big ol nug of weed?
No? Me either…..
@ Ky
@KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I really hate @Kaycei for saying OSCAR
@Pumpkin my ex husband taught me how to eat in private/sneak eatin. He is one of 7… and said his momma and daddy ate in private/secret for 30 years
Said he was dayum near 25 before he caught on. His dad would go “to the store”…eat on his way BACK to the house and then come in…and his momma would go out…so not only in private but in shifts too 
You all are KILLING me hiding food from the babies
But giving me good ideas….shewt!
Why only $200 @Kita? Please tell me where to point this man cause I swear fore Buddha I aint paying $200
KY
you just need all kinds of hugs after that fckry of a story. Po suga 
@ Who
If somebody had told me that my life would consist of sneak eatin Grandma’s vanilla creme cookies…. so sad
@Prynn I think I’ll put him and his info on “Don’t Date Him Girl” dot com
KyCakes says:
@Prynn
His name is Eric, but this stoopid ninja spells it like ‘Erique’…
Now, you don’t have a apartment, OR a car, but you’re creative enough to spell your name like this?
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you mad huh? *sniggles* he can’t help what his momma n’em named him though
I always envy ppl who have kids that are picky eaters! My kids eat everything! I cant think of 1 thing that all of them have declined. Not a one. I always tell them to tell me what they dont like…so I can buy more of that.
KyCakes says:
@Prynn I think I’ll put him and his info on “Don’t Date Him Girl” dot com
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My GAWD I used to read that site for fun…the worst was a girl who said dude had HIV
His name is Eric, but this stoopid ninja spells it like ‘Erique’…
Now, you don’t have a apartment, OR a car, but you’re creative enough to spell your name like this?
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His azz been watchin ER and Coming to America… with Eriq La Salle..he was the one with the Soul Glow
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Twerk God Bless you sis I be all kinds of incognegroe w/my eats! Coverin up the bag, puttin it in the microwave and takin a lil out at a time, I have eatin in my bedroom w/the door locked while he knocking talking bout “Mommy whatchudoin in there”?
KY you just want to smoke
OTBBBBB now I done gave you an uber special greeting last week so this week you gets mentions
“Don’t Date Him Girl”
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I got an entry.. #bitter
@Ky you gots to do what you gots to do. I think all parents should be allowed to find some lil joy in things… no matter how trifling
@ Shaun. Sprint.com. They also have a buy one get one free special if you have 2 new lines or 2 upgrade eligible.
My kids are picky as HAYLE! I deal with it with the lil one. That older one, I just look at.
@Harlem…yes, please come hold me… *sigh*
I’m not certain what it is…I’m cute, make good money, handle my business… *sigh* but ALL the Klingons without a clue drift towards me…
It really blows living in CO…Got all these fukkin alabaster bishes that will let a negro get away with EVERYTHING…then they meet an upstanding Black Woman such as myself and get their feelings hurt trying to run the okie doke…
His dad would go “to the store”…eat on his way BACK to the house and then come in…and his momma would go out…so not only in private but in shifts too
Harlem *rack shake*
Y’all sneak eating? Sht. My food is my food and they know not to try it.
:wave: Hey Bombshell! You got an inquiry about the DivaMonkay?
@ Twerk mam that’s y that dude dont have no sibs
Who Dat says:
His name is Eric, but this stoopid ninja spells it like ‘Erique’…
Now, you don’t have a apartment, OR a car, but you’re creative enough to spell your name like this?
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His azz been watchin ER and Coming to America… with Eriq La Salle..he was the one with the Soul Glow
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So done with you right now…
Who Dat says:
@KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I GOT TEARS.
I really hate @Kaycei for saying OSCAR
@Pumpkin my ex husband taught me how to eat in private/sneak eatin. He is one of 7… and said his momma and daddy ate in private/secret for 30 years Said he was dayum near 25 before he caught on. His dad would go “to the store”…eat on his way BACK to the house and then come in…and his momma would go out…so not only in private but in shifts too
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I just don’t like how he keeps trying to get indignant with Ky and chit.
He sounds like he has a jazzy azz mouf, and he CANNOT afford to talk to folks side ways! Karma is a bish…he never knows WHEN the wind is going to blow the box he lives in clean down the street!
Or maybe he might forget to alternate to his box on pick up day and fugg around and get took out with the trash on a random Friday morning.
Or maybe he might get jumped by a homeless gang or some fly chit like that.
But I tell you what he WON’T do – he WON’T heep talking jazzy to KY about his series of unfortunate events!
Who Dat says:
His name is Eric, but this stoopid ninja spells it like ‘Erique’…
Now, you don’t have a apartment, OR a car, but you’re creative enough to spell your name like this?
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His azz been watchin ER and Coming to America… with Eriq La Salle..he was the one with the Soul Glow
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Just let your soul glowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
@ Bubb mam you r a thug! I be feeling bad if he catches me, then I’ll share. But if that ninja dont see it….
KY
woo woo wooo girlllll I know the feeling
I’m gonna put an entry on PleaseTakeHisAss.com.
*keep
We all have bitter stories, girl…mine just seem to keep on coming…
I KNEW I wasnt the onliest person sneak eating…shoooooot. I PROMISE I used to feel guilty about it. Til one night hubby brung my azz some Steak N Shake and saw how I STOMPED it…and was like your azz don’t feel guilty no more do ya???
Mr.BluPhi says:
didn’t realize those were girls with Diddy…..
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Maury will never EVER Call Diddy for a paternity test! His kids alll look like him….
I said
@PUMPKIN
I’m only serious about a few things. Food is one of them. They have learned this well and act accordingly.
:wave: hey Razzle Dazzle
@ Who Dat, imma get there. REAL SOON
KayCeiSoul says:
Karma is a bish…he never knows WHEN the wind is going to blow the box he lives in clean down the street!
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^_^_^________flatline________________
Hey Razzledazzle!
@Kita
He is with Sprint..I think they tryna charge a new phone + new line price. IDK but I aint paying no 200 for half a gift.
She’ll be 16 in March! Imma get her ass a scooter then!
NOM NOM time. Gotta feed my inner fat girl. I need to gain at least 6 lbs
hey wuuuuuuuuut!
Please tell me this dumb muvfugga did not call me slow with the lack of sleep and day i’m having today. PLEASE LAWD, say it ain’t so.
MissHarlem says:
KY woo woo wooo girlllll I know the feeling
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Did you just woo woo woo me like Sinclair off of ‘Living Single’?
PleaseTakeHisAss.com.
never knows WHEN the wind is going to blow the box he lives in clean down the street!
Or maybe he might forget to alternate to his box on pick up day and fugg around and get took out with the trash on a random Friday morning
Need JeYbus QUicK!
~ ~ ~ ~
Bwahahahahahhahahah
KaeCei U My Dear eSis
KY
My GAWD I used to read that site for fun…the worst was a girl who said dude had HIV
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Me tooo…saw some dudes up there in MY city. It be like he hang out in such n such club…yeah saw some horror stories up there too like you said
@DIMPZ
Don’t do it Miss Celie! :hugs: <—Holding you back.
@Kita the e-Lawd told me to tell you it AINT so
@ Shaun..tell him to go online.
RAZZLE thanks I already eat avocados but now Im gonna re up. I hate loosing weight I dont mind gaining but loosing is not on the menu. Bout to get a salad with a whole avocado
NaijaGal says:
KyCakes says:
@Prynn I think I’ll put him and his info on “Don’t Date Him Girl” dot com
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My GAWD I used to read that site for fun…the worst was a girl who said dude had HIV
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Used to be that, as soon as I met a guy, I’d go to that site to make sure he wasn’t a candidate….
@ Miss Harlem
NEED. TO. GAIN? Lawddddddd
Why da heyal does the postoffice only lose MY shyt? FedEx needs to stop delivering shyt to the postoffice and drive my stuff to my
house! sick o dis!
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
hey Diva I see you got that ape back in your gravie
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ma’am!!!!
Also nuts @Harlem. You want good fats.
*happy to pass you my extra pds…*
PUMPKINS
yes gain. Its an unusual problem to gain or loose weight at the drop of a dime.
@ Shaun…..You already know HE had me on TEN this morning THEN, Nik’s dumbass daddy who is my arch fuggin nemesis sends me a text about an iPad but just gives product description then calls me slow because I asked him WTF is he talking about. I dont’ fukk with him at ALL! Why he keeps trying to make us friends in his head is beyond me.
OTB Im allergic to nuts (the eating kind)
OTB
imma need a step by step tutorial on IG 
This dude @Ky…Erich or however the hail he wanna spell his name…thought he was finta woo you…put the schlong on ya…and you was gonna move him in.
Which is prolly why he is living in a 10 x 10 storage unit right now.
The last bish finally caught on and put his azz out. You were not supposed to catch on this early in the game…he was not banking on that.
R u uber thin? Or just weight conscious? (If you dont mind me asking)
“Eat in Shifts…”
i just TOTALLY pigged out on this chicken lasangna tho
Diddy has cute kids!! Those little girls were genetically modified to look just like him too… Test tube babies! Lol
– Can’t wait to go get Trouble Man! TI took it back to my Georgia Southern Days, when he was doing appearances for I’m Serious.
Diddy has cute kids!! Those little girls were genetically modified to look just like him too… Test tube babies! Lol
– Can’t wait to go get Trouble Man! TI took it back to my Georgia Southern Days, when he was doing appearances for I’m Serious.
ok im back, im sure nobody spoke back earlier so lemme say hello to u biatchs again :rollseyes:
Fiance
OTB Im allergic to nuts (the eating kind)
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ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…I am the oldest person I KNOW with a nut allergy. Lifelong too.
:2dance:
I knew I love’ed ya
HissyFits!
PleaseTakeHisAss.com.
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Is this a real site? I can’t access it. Please tell me the right address. I have someone to put on there.
Pronto.
i hope Diddles is done having babies cause…shew.
lemme just not type.
MissHarlem says:
OTB Im allergic to nuts (the eating kind)
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They all the “eating kind”.
Dimpzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hewwo hawt stuff!
@ Kay…I don’t think it is a real site.
#WishfulThinking
Why he keeps trying to make us friends in his head is beyond me.
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Bad Influence says:
ok im back, im sure nobody spoke back earlier
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I’m almost POSITIVE.
@Prynn, eating nuts is why that shyt on ur lip has some shyt on its lip now.
@ Fay..I’m having issues got TWO ninja ready to catch it. They don’t want it.
Aww I sorry @Harlem.
Do not eat then 
*eppi pen ready*
BAD!
@FAYWHIP
That Gravi…I am unable.
HARLEM
guhl! i aint know u had the nut allergies. but the whip dont give u adverse reactions. 2nd person for this. :thumpsup:
FayBay & Jackson…
*back to dancing to Poetic Justice*
that Kendrick I tell ya
IS IT BAD THAT I WILL GO TO THE DIARY QUEEN GO THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU THEN PULL INTO ONE OF THEIR PARKING SPOTS AND SLAUGHTER MY FOOD BEFORE I HEAD TO THE HOUSE OR I WILL ORDER MY FOOD & GO OUT TO MY MOMMA’S.
Who Dat says:
This dude @Ky…Erich or however the hail he wanna spell his name…thought he was finta woo you…put the schlong on ya…and you was gonna move him in.
Which is prolly why he is living in a 10 x 10 storage unit right now.
The last bish finally caught on and put his azz out. You were not supposed to catch on this early in the game…he was not banking on that.
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That’s what my girl said
She was like “You know you’re too nice and as soon as you hear of someone down and out, you’ll deprieve yourself to help them”
I USED to be like that, but I had the wool removed from ova thine eyes…
I feel like, at 44, whatever issues you have are pretty much permanent…
And what kinda Woman-raising-a-male would I be to let some broke ninja move in with us? My Son sees that chit and it’s a wrap…He’ll be thinking that’s the way to do the damn thing….Hell to the naw…
*takes some gardening shears to that hair that is lying on @His’s shoulder*
Bubb!
how ju be mamita? *snaps*
MissHarlem says:
OTB Im allergic to nuts (the eating kind)
@eating kind…buttaraum imagine if you could be allergic to the other kind 
everytime a dude got naked, you’d break out in hives #WonderIfThisIsARealDiseaseThough 
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Hissy
The last bish finally caught on and put his azz out. You were not supposed to catch on this early in the game…he was not banking on that.
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I think so too Dub.
It’s a hardknock life living in a Whirlpool box.
You know the t.v.’s and washer and dryer boxes are coming smaller and smaller nowadays.
He just better stop snapping on her though….is’all I’m sayin’.
HEY BAD-BOO!!!
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#icant
OTB my profile pic look like this
@ Shaun..girl, I guess he thinks I say the shyt I say to him purely out of anger. He don’t know me. I don’t “speak’ of of anger.
BB lunch
Just wasted a whole box of Grapeheads.
Too old for the 5second rule?
so sick’a Prynns ass!
Hey Bad
@BAD
I be good. Back’s been hurting and I’m done with SR after this week. Plan on making it count. Hoping for some newbies to play with.
@Kaycei
WILL YO ASS GO HAVE A BABY SOMEWHERE????!!! PLEASE!
WAIT you can order the Whip???
That is why I aint order none. Fay said I shouldnt since I caint do nuts (the eating kind)
Sandra where you @
Thanks Dimpz. I’ma find one though. And when I do….
@NAIJA
If it’s not a real disease I’m gonna claim that it is from now on.
yes Jackson, dnt u get ur old ass on that flo’ scooping up shyt and kissing it up 2 jaysus n whatnot lmaooooo
KDUBBERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
& my dahling Kaycei 
u finna be shyt 2day? 
@ Naija seminal plasma hypersensitivity #helpful
Bad Influence says:
i had it layered already heffa! nobody asked u to help!!!
so sick’a Prynns ass!
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Well it looks a lil dry…..here let me grease it up for ya.
*rubs some of the McGhee’s baby green snot straight from the nasal cavity in @His’s hurr*
There, looks much better.
#gogreen
DIARY QUEEN
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Turtle Pecan Cluster Blizzard here. We have one wayyy on the other side..by the time I get home, its gone.
Cant bring them none back, might melt.. *files nails*
It’s a hardknock life living in a Whirlpool box.
way’mment WHAT? u leaving SR? @Bubb? por que??
@Pumkin
alohaaaaaaaaaaaa
yes Jackson, dnt u get ur old ass on that flo’ scooping up shyt and kissing it up 2 jaysus n whatnot lmaooooo
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LMAOOOOOOOO
@KayCei it’s cool…he got his walking papers, but quite frankly, we weren’t in a relationship, sooo..
Yeah. I’ve decided to exit stage left at the first hint of trouble…if you don’t like the situation in the beginning, chances are, you’ll never like it…and I don’t like ‘over broke’ ninjas…It’s one thing to be broke after paying bills and chit, but not I-have-no-place-to-live-or-a-car kinda broke…
And why the fluck am I gonna be picking YOU up for dates and chit..
ma’am….not this kid…
@Bubbs why yo back on hurt?
@BAD
Just tired of the same old sht day after day and it’s not as fun to me anymore. I wanna make a memorable exit though. Taking suggestions.
Sandra where you @
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Eating a glazed (doughnut) hole.
*tazes Prynn*
lemme just throw a new unit on since u wanna fugg this one up..
*swaps hair*
oh u have something on ur face bew.. *puts on gloves & wipes Prynns face with Rih’s used drawlz*
Kaycei says:
You know the t.v.’s and washer and dryer boxes are coming smaller and smaller nowadays.
_________________________________
That nigg somewhere coming up with a crackhead move on 50 ways you can fold a flatscreen box.
1. use it as a sheet
2. use it as a cot
3. use it as a sled
4. use it as a yoga mat
Almighty forgive me.
Sandra where you @
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On Twitter discussing some real shyt for once…
this bish said “pre-poo”
@Bubb, so take a break and show up later.. *blank attorney mom stare*
*turry eyed*
Us gone miss yew SIS.
@KY
My back hurts for several reasons. The way I sit and sleep being the main ones I think.
SOTHERNGRL says:
IS IT BAD THAT I WILL GO TO THE DIARY QUEEN GO THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU THEN PULL INTO ONE OF THEIR PARKING SPOTS AND SLAUGHTER MY FOOD BEFORE I HEAD TO THE HOUSE OR I WILL ORDER MY FOOD & GO OUT TO MY MOMMA’S.
@BUBB – welp we got a name
thanks PUMKIN 
Him: you gone gimme some head?
5 seconds later…you gone gimme some head?
You: nah nigguh I got SPH
Him: the fcuk is that
You: I’m allergic to your dick
Him:
Sandra needs 2 get it together and put up a
*plays Stay by Nas*
Just tired of the same old sht day after day and it’s not as fun to me anymore. I wanna make a memorable exit though. Taking suggestions.
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Ohhhhhhhhh….Do it like the Hispanic homeboy did on “Half Baked”
*grabs mic*
“Fugg you…fugg you…you were cool…definitely fugg you (throws a burger bun upside ole dude head hard as shyt)..I’M OUT”
*drops mic*
im just gna stalk Bubb on twittah unless u bouncing from there too..
Prynn, KayCei and Dub I am officially THROUGH you hear me, heffas
But when I leave I don’t wanna come back. That’s the point of leaving. Or should be.
@ Naija
Who Dat says:
Just tired of the same old sht day after day and it’s not as fun to me anymore. I wanna make a memorable exit though. Taking suggestions.
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Ohhhhhhhhh….Do it like the Hispanic homeboy did on “Half Baked”
*grabs mic*
“Fugg you…fugg you…you were cool…definitely fugg you (throws a burger bun upside ole dude head hard as shyt)..I’M OUT”
*drops mic*
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One of the most classic exits EVER!
Or you can pull an IGO and pot horribly, obscene pics…
But don’t ban yourself…you may wanna jump back on the
train one day…
5 seconds later…you gone gimme some head?
______________________________
Kita sent me one:
Woman: Gynecologist says I cant have sex for 2 weeks…
What did your dentist say..?
Man:
Sangs like Tank…
PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE DONT GOOOOOOOOOOO
PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE DONT GOOOOOOOOOOO
*unplugs KDUB’z keyboard and tiptoes out*
What did your dentist say..?
nigguhs ain’t chit I tell ya
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I die
So Sandra just like “hold that post” huh… Be bak lata
@bubb
Did SR fukk ur man???
*kicks KYCAKES*
*shoves Naija into a closet for not loving me today*
im done playing with u heathens *cracks knuckles & puts on war paint*
bubblicious says:
@KY
My back hurts for several reasons. The way I sit and sleep being the main ones I think.
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There are stretching exercises you can do to alleviate that…
After I herniated a disc moving, I had to do that or be in pain all the time…
KDUB
u know good & damn well i BEEN wantin fa yew to try it. but lawd KNOWS i couldnt handle the fallout of these ROSES if sumthin was to happen & yew had a reaction. HELL I COULDN’T TAKE THE DAMN THOUGHT MYSELF! 
Who Dat says:
Sangs like Tank…
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maybe I deserve used to knock until I paid attention to the words…did this nigguh just say:
To grab your neck until you let me know
for you to run crying, crying out the door
to grab my coat and chase you down the street
*domestic violence*? I’ll pass
BAd ‘FLU
don’t do me like that boo 
*I only think of you on 2 occasions that’s day and night* 
BAD
Please…I so sawwwyyyy *gets all snotty nosed*
chile my burfday Thursday. aint nobody tryna hear no BS like that YBubbs! :rollseyes:
@Naija, whew hunty…i didnt wanna have to snatch u up like Tank but u hurt me
when i first heard that song i was like
is somebody investigating this nigga?? but i still lubz that song tho lmao
nigguhs ain’t chit I tell ya
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I have been literally felt like on my death bed and have been asked for head. Nukka I am in the midst of an asthmatic bronchial episode here…I caint een BREATHE yet you want me to give your oral pleasure. GTFOH.
Him: So does this mean no…or come back when you breathing better?
Want me to help you with your nebulizer?
@Ky,
i be forgiving u bew!
SKEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
:stop: THE FUGGIN PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO @BUBB WAS @YSO THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad Influence says:
@Ky,
i be forgiving u bew!
just to make sure….
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Cool. I’ll throw in a :hunch: and a
#LickMyWayToTheTop
KyCakes says:
*gets all snotty nosed*
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Define “snotty nosed”….would that be baby McGhee green snotty or sniffle snotty?
KDUB yeaaaaa you allergic too :2dance: I use whip but it does nothing to me but if I eat or even come in a room full of nuts that people been eating
PUMPKIN not weight concious or uber thin I just love my figure so when I loose weight it shows. Vain huh lol
FIANCE
OTB thanks for that epi pen girl I was gonna be a goner
@Songstress are you ‘Ray Charles’ to the bullchit?
KY she loves her attention so its all good
SMGDH @Prynn, chile u went to Camp Tardi’caca when u was little didnt u..yeen now that was Yso
prynsexxx says:
KyCakes says:
*gets all snotty nosed*
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Define “snotty nosed”….would that be baby McGhee green snotty or sniffle snotty?
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Who Dat says:
I have been literally felt like on my death bed
asthmatic bronchial episode
I caint een BREATHE
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In my Mama Dee voice “you left him fo DEAAAAADDDDD! You left my baby fo DEAAAADDD!”
If my throaK hurt why is my tongue swollen? My ears are itching. I have used 2974123 qtips this morning. This can’t be life. What are yall talking about? I post something and then fall out from meds I can’t keep up. And oh yeah, yall ever been so sick that you can’t get up so you just piss on yourself…Oh, me either!
and
again @ “#LickMyWayToTheTop” 
@Fiance, have u holla’d @ that new Fab mixtape ‘Soultape 2’ ??
@BUBB WAS @YSO THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME
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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT?
@Yso that is YEW? What in the entire hail?
Gyps, get ur ass offline and lay down! *sprays Lysol in ur eyes 3 times*
feel better bew
<—-air hugs
SN: I also use walnut shell powder for my pedi that I do better than anyone pedicurist I know and it makes your feet baby smooth.
@His
Naw I ain’t knowed that was huh.
Swollen tongue? Sound like you stuck it in Oprah’s a$$hole.
omg Kdub went to Tardi’caca too
she had the same damn gravi
*plays Life is so exciting by Fab*
See @His MY OWN SIS @Dubb didn’t een know, so
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YNH
feel better boo and get offline and take care of yourself
FIANCE you know me so well
gonna check that out no later than tomorrow.
omg Goat needs jaysus
@Fiance, pls do cause THAT SHYT GO SO HARD…
“Maybe I deserve serve serve….” LOVES me some TANK chile..but yes that part of the song bout grab you round ya throak… I was like
WHAT?
YES my dude at the time offered to help me hook up my breathing apparatus so that I could breathe good enough to administer him some head.
And that bastid was serrus. “Well dayum babe I aint know you was that bad off…how long til it start workin’ ??? ”
KDUB
me chasing dude for you
He was a walk-on, he was barely on the team.
I thought he lost his scholarship.
What ya’ll talmbout?