Jay Z needs a college degree if he wants to sign any more athletes

I was about to say, this must be some new chit. To be an “agent” all you have to do is fill out some forms.

But then I read the new 2012 agreement. Even still I dont’ think it requires a degree.

We rode past this community college in a strip mall and my daughter said “I wonder how it feels for someone to ask you what school you went to and you have to say ‘Oh you know the one over there between the Dollar Tree and the Popeye’s.’ ”
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…and then THEY be the ones talkin THE most chit.

“I took a 24-hour degree course, so I KNOW what I’m talkin bout!”

@TRAN
“why lebron dont fukk with Jay Z”
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LeBron ain’t the brightest but he BEEN warned bout dyck riders. He only phuck with cats he grew up with. His whole team is ninjas he been with since MIDDLE SCHOOL.

So he already know the deal on Jay Z and that “friendship.” He seen Jay Z is a porn-o star dyck rider. He ain’t even meet that ninja when he was a free agent. He speak and chit, but that’s it.

Cancers are very loyal.

@OTB
“I don’t follow the daily ins and outs of the sports agency biz — but I try my best to keep up with powerhouse CAA‘s when it makes headlines. So I’ve confirmed that basketball superstar LeBron James just made another “Decision”: he has left his veteran sports agent Leon Rose at CAA and followed his childhood friend, young CAA agent Rich Paul, out the tenpercentery’s door. LeBron is joining Paul’s new representation boutique Klutch Sports Management based in Cleveland (where James played with the Cavs before infamously jumping to the Miami Heat in 2010). LeBron filed paperwork with the NBA Players’ Association on Wednesday to make it official.”

Where are the Virgo women?

I need to know which one yall are. Please identify yourselves.

@OTB
“I totally agree with you @Man on Lebron’s ties back to the ppl he grew up with. But seeing Jay in pics with those very ppl, without Lebron, makes me think theyre closer than associates!

I see, I see on the debts. Oh wow. No wonder Mrs. Carter back to work so soon..”
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Yeah, if Lebron ain’t know you in middle school, he don’t phuck with you for real for real. Oh, and in case you wondering, he knew D. Wade IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. They been balling against each other since middle school.

Order of most powerful signs:

1. Scorpio
2. Leo <<hate yall bastards tho
3. Aries
4. Taurus
5. Sagitarious (spelling?)
6. rest of yall pretty much ain't chit

@OTB
“Yeah, if Lebron ain’t know you in middle school, he don’t phuck with you for real for real. Oh, and in case you wondering, he knew D. Wade IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. They been balling against each other since middle school.
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Dont be tryna dissaude me. He aint know the white hoe he was fuggin in no middle school. I got a chance
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He’d still phuck you.

Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.
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Sounds like a boring mofo to me.

@JMO
“You date women with these signs and they’re ok with you taking them to Applebees…

I would assume they ain’t chit … but thats jus me ”
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What straight woman turning down Applebee’s and some dyck? Chiiiiid, that’s an offer she can’t refuse.

@JMO
“I thought everyone knew your name ”
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I don’t think they have the FULL name. Some of these hoes is scandalous and thirsty and chit…

@JUST LOOKING
“Use to date a guy, he loved fuggn Applebee’s like that was his chit. HATE APPLEBEE’s.”
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It’s really the perfect restaurant. It covers all the foods a chick can like. The food is decent and not too expensive, but not too cheap.

Plus, as you know, if you SIT DOWN and you are SERVED FOOD, you obligated to give that ninja some puzz or some head or sumpin.

:stop: I don’t wanna hear your back talk. I don’t make the rules, I’m just imparting my wisdom on you.