Old folks say “Many a truth is told in jest” and “Behind every joke is a kernel of truth.” When President Obama took the podium during the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner on saturday, he told the truth cloaked in witty one-liners.
Obama, who is under fire for ignoring Russia’s warnings about the Boston bombers, said “I’m not the strapping young Muslim Socialist that I used to be.”
Earlier this month the president was forced to apologize for saying Kamala Harris was the best looking Attorney General. He made a joke about that too. “As you can imagine, I got in trouble when I got back home. Who knew Eric Holder was so sensitive?”
The barbs came fast and furious: “I’ve got 99 problems and now Jay Z is one,” cracked Obama about his homie who is traveling in Europe with Beyonce. Obama also cracked jokes about the Republican party, Sen. Marco Rubio and Rep. Michele Bachmann.
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THESE JUST JOKES
I just
this man…funny, intelligent, just so darn sexy…get it ‘Chelle O
:obama: -2016 and they and YOU will deal
I
OBAMA!!!!!!!!
Picka –
at yo damn gravi!!!!!!!!!
Obama had me cracking the fugg up!
“I know CNN has taken some knocks lately,I admire their commitment to cover all sides of the story, just in case one of them happens to be right”
Still nothing worse then what Bush said/did :obama:
Auntie Obama is not pulling the strings hun
LOL @ Obama ignoring Russia.
Could’ve sworn that was the FBI or is Obama the FBI now?
Nakeya_j says:
I just saw that RayJ video….smh. All I want to know is who gave him money to make that video?
^^ Floyd or 50 (depends on whose week it was when he made the video) VH1, Brandy, Sonya, Kris Jenner (he gets a 20% commission from all Kardashian deals since he made ‘em), TMZ (They give him money for submitting all those pics where Kim resembles a whale)
Came in to Khaled. “All I do is WIN.” He is not caring his last term. Sandy get over it. Not liked he joked about having guns hidden in a secret closet or rapped about being in a trap house.
Obama: I’m busy planning where I’ll put my presidential library. Some have suggested putting it in the city of my birthplace, but I decided to keep it in the United States. LOL
“Maybe I have lost a step, but some things are beyond my control,” he said. “For example, this whole controversy about Jay-Z going to Cuba. It’s unbelievable. I got 99 problems, and now Jay-Z’s one.”
Sigh
President Obama
They’re just jokes Sandy
“For example, this whole controversy about Jay-Z going to Cuba. It’s unbelievable. I got 99 problems, and now Jay-Z’s one.”
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I died and died again at that one. He is the coolist president since John kennedy
I can’t keep up with the post because I am (supposed) to be working
I will come back around 1 when I eat. And y’all be in here! Walks off cussing 
Oh Sandy….leave the man alone. he’s allowed to crack jokes. Stop the sensationalism please
I got 99 problems, and now Jay-Z’s one.”
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I loved his jokes. Can’t be mad that President Obama is turned up!! lol lol
Sandra you killin me girl. Don’t nobody got time for this BS when the first gay pro athlete has finally come out of the closet. Can we talk about some relevant shat pretty please?
Oh Sandy….leave the man alone. he’s allowed to crack jokes. Stop the sensationalism please
by STOP CLICKING ME on Apr 29, 2013 at 12:05 pm
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You told her on her!
You told her. El stupido phone
Bird says:
Sandra you killin me girl. Don’t nobody got time for this BS when the first gay pro athlete has finally come out of the closet. Can we talk about some relevant shat pretty please?
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If its a Sahara post please post Flip Flops video
The thing is this b-ball player has probably been openly gay. I know his twin brother and probably his whole family been knew bout this… No one in the media probably cared enought to research it. I think he’s only coming out cuz folk kept screaming about the NFL stuff.
ok so the first gay pro athlete came out… What does that niggah want an award? a book deal? time on Dr. phil? WHAT?
:eyeroll: Just bounce the damn ball around the court sir. Sawry if Im starting NOT to care about all this “coming out BS” I still believe what folks choose to do in their love life is their personal business…
“As you can imagine, I got in trouble when I got back home. Who knew Eric Holder was so sensitive?”
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@MIANY
“The thing is this b-ball player has probably been openly gay. I know his twin brother and probably his whole family been knew bout this… No one in the media probably cared enought to research it. I think he’s only coming out cuz folk kept screaming about the NFL stuff.
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That big goofy always cheezing nigga ain’t eva been in no closet.
He just a terrible player so no one cared enough to talk bout that nigga.
@ Man…u still think the locker rooms will be cool once more athletes come out
I just dont see it
I just watched the I Hit It First video….
Ray J need his bare butt beat
<<Chris Bosh hearing about Jason Collins "coming out the closet"
by Man, I just don't care™ on Apr 29, 2013 at 12:14 pm
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He tapped that man picture up in his locker labeled "My Rosa Parks"
Okay for real bye
I guess these dudes are tired of paying their beards. shyt starting to get expensive i.e. Adrian Bosh
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
I just watched the I Hit It First video….
Ray J need his bare butt beat
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Been watching this shyt all morning… It’s a restraining order waiting to happen and I’M HERE for his messy azz!!!!
Jason Collins is a free agent. We will see if a team picks him up after the draft.
Where Razzle…I cant find a version thats not blocked
Is that shawt ass Bobbi Brakets dude a part of the dwarfism community?
Who told his balls not to drop?? His voice is so damn high!
Higher than Boosie Bad Ass’s voice
So who is Jason Collins and why do we care that he’s gay? I’m coming out on my job as straight. Oh and
I just watched it on world star.
Thank God myjob aint blocked that shat yet.
The vid is on Ybf… #helpful
I HIT IT I HIT IT I HIT IT I HIT IT I HIT IT I HIT IT FIRST!
I HIT IT I HIT IT I HIT IT I HIT IT I HIT IT I HIT IT FIRST!
Funny how they showed a clip of a chicago sign
Oh hey girls hey!
I’m going to damn lunch bout to have this song stuck in my head
Wonder why he chose to show a Humphries look-alike and not a Reggie Bush one????
Soooo many questions 
@ Man…u still think the locker rooms will be cool once more athletes come out
I just dont see it
by Ty on Apr 29, 2013 at 12:15 pm
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Yeah. It wont change nothing. Some of will be glad he aint phuckin they wife.
That really happens in the NBA. Thats why Jason Kidd originally left the Mavericks. Him and Jim Jackson were both phuckin Toni Braxton.
Ray Js video is the best shyt imma see today
I enjoyed his audacity
Miany says:
The thing is this b-ball player has probably been openly gay. I know his twin brother and probably his whole family been knew bout this…
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The story I read said he just came out to his twin a year ago. I’m happy for him. I know he won’t be embraced by everyone and may lose career over this thing, but living in the closet has to suck big time.
When Antonius Hart, Sr. and his son, Antonius Hart Jr., didn’t receive the correct amount of chicken wings in their order at Pirtle’s Chicken in Memphis, Tennessee an AK-47 was brandished on the employees who neglected to include all of their Lil’ Wangz.
When the two returned, the cashier offered to replace the missing pieces, but police said the men demanded more chicken because they had to endure the inconveince of driving back to the restaurant. I will refrain from passing judgement since gas prices around the country are higher than giraffe pussy. At that point, Hart Sr., 45, flashed his waistband candy to show that he meant business. Never leave home without it.
The police were called to the restaurant, and surprise! Arrested both of them, seizing the weapon and 24 live rounds of ammo. The Father Of The Year nominee was charged with aggravated assault while his 19-year-old son was charged with facilitation of a felony, WMC-TV reported.
“I guess in this area, people don`t play about their food,” local resident Courtney Marable told WREG-TV, while Tonya McGraw admitted the alleged incident was “crazy,” but suggested the When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong episode might improve customer service.
“Next time they better get them wings right!” she said.
Thats why Jason Kidd originally left the Mavericks. Him and Jim Jackson were both phuckin Toni Braxton.
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that’s probably why Shemar called her a good time gal
Not liked he joked about having guns hidden in a secret closet or rapped about being in a trap house.
by lovezoe on Apr 29, 2013 at 11:57 am
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You said everything and then some. All of which I totally agree with BTW…
Logged in to say @ Tran what is that in your avi
Bird says:
Miany says:
The thing is this b-ball player has probably been openly gay. I know his twin brother and probably his whole family been knew bout this…
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The story I read said he just came out to his twin a year ago. I’m happy for him. I know he won’t be embraced by everyone and may lose career over this thing, but living in the closet has to suck big time.
^^^^ He’s a gay professional athlete/entertainer.. If he doesn’t get picked up by a team I’m sure it’s due to age and lack of remaining quality skill but, I can see him getting an endorsement deal.. Gay Hollywood will love him. He’s a clean cut black man.
@ Naija & His
I STILL haven’t heard Ray’s song I hit first does it sound good
NaijaGal says:
Thats why Jason Kidd originally left the Mavericks. Him and Jim Jackson were both phuckin Toni Braxton.
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that’s probably why Shemar called her a good time gal
^^ Bet Toni glad TMZ wasn’t around during her “drop it low and spread ’em wide days”
chile folks dont even know what a Socialist is
If he was a socialist we’d have universal healthcare and free or at least reasonably priced college.
Vote against him next time
datsmdubya2u says:
chile folks dont even know what a Socialist is
If he was a socialist we’d have universal healthcare and free or at least reasonably priced college.
*whispers* Shhhhhh, we’re all sposed to be dumb
GA, I see ya f-me pumps
Damn I didnt know about Kid and Toni
*whispers* Shhhhhh, we’re all sposed to be dumb
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Vote against him next time
come to sit next to you under the shade
by <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers on Apr 29, 2013 at 12:51 pm
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But after FDR we can only vote for the same….oh