Kim Kardashian has been hiding behind closed doors since the birth of her baby, North “Nori” West last month.
On Monday, Kim, 32, posted a Keek video of what she claims was an invasion of her privacy by a paparazzi who sneaked onto her property — supposedly to take pictures of Kim or her infant.
In the ensuing moments, Kris Jenner, Kim’s momanager, is seen sprinting barefoot out of the house in pursuit of the brazen paparazzi intruder. Of course, no intruder is actually seen in the video footage — but that wasn’t the point. The point was to remind us that Kim Kardashian is still around — even if she can’t parade in front of the cameras because her post-baby body still looks a hot mess. Kim even called the cops to give her latest publicity stunt a hint of credibility. How sad her life must be.
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Such a fuggin
Gurl BYE.
Thanks y’all for the b-day wishes.
I wish this heffa would go nurse that baby.
Or get in that rocking chair and rock da’hayle off into space.
She makes me sick. It was probably Kanye sneaking “off” the property.
I don’t like people
THIS DOESNT SUPRISE ME ONE BIT
Who done it?
If it was that durn MsTake just blink once *snickers*
GAGIRL8

No one really cares Kim
Chile anyways I just seen the video of lil mama performing with TLC
chile why oh why was she dancing so damn hard
and T-Boz not doing to much dancing
Chilli she still got it
but in loo they need to give it a rest 
Happy B Day KayCei!!
@ GA, #HeyBooThang
Wait :stop: It’s your bday KC? :oneminutesign: *puts on “bday party clothes”*
:woot: Happy Birthday!
LSLH says:
She makes me sick. It was probably Kanye sneaking “off” the property.
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LMAO I had a visual of that ninja running for freedom like Kunta
So who supposedly recorded the footage?
This video would still be a “money shot” for the paps. Hell, it’s like “I’m looking at you looking at me”…
The Kardashians are stupid. <= for lack of a less juvenile insult.
Kim use to pay folks to snap shots, now she mad cause the shyt done backfired
KayCeiSoul
Jenny
<–making plan to do Jmo like Ky's ex-sis-in-law did her at that restaurant, & forget my wallet 
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Chan, you see my text?
jeniefrumdabloc says:
T-Boz not doing to much dancing
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T-Boz took a page from Ashanti…walk..wiggle..dip…walk..wiggle..dip LOL
LSLH says:
She makes me sick. It was probably Kanye sneaking “off” the property.
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LSLH says:
She makes me sick. It was probably Kanye sneaking “off” the property.
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Happy Birthday KayCei.
Black_jewel2 says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
T-Boz not doing to much dancing
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T-Boz took a page from Ashanti…walk..wiggle..dip…walk..wiggle..dip LOL
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T-Boz said fugg all that sweating
@ DTTS
I just realized I’m not a people person, what’s wrong with me 
@ MsB2u
@ Jenie
DTS here’s a wet kissy for you

Black_jewel2 says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
T-Boz not doing to much dancing
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T-Boz took a page from Ashanti…walk..wiggle..dip…walk..wiggle..dip LOL
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#getanewmove #getchaowndance 
As long as she does do that akeys hip thang movement, which by the way is really MY DANCE, but ION do it all night long like her
How can I forget my Gagirl

@ Chan
don’t be late on b day in response to your email, I’m gonna email you my info 
LSLH says:
She makes me sick. It was probably Kanye sneaking “off” the property.
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It prolly was his box-moufed azz. It’s just like him to sneak into the baby’s room through the window, put his finger over his mouf to tell the baby, “Shhh! Don’t talk to NOBODY!”, then tip toe out the window with his weird azz, only to walk BACK into the house through the front door, go sit on the kitchen floor with his legs crossed, color with crayons and eat a bowl of cereal. Weird angry azz.
THANKS Y’ALL!!
The B-DAY was Friday, but I’ve been gigging ALL WEEKEND and I’m STILL gigging!
Unnnnn Jenny


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GA, can you just try to fake it?
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Where is KC? Getting some bday nuckey?
Happy Diva Day Kaycei
Sandra we need a fabolous emote
Ooop, disregard the last part of #28
@ DTTS not today
I can’t deal with these yt folks and their corny a$$ jokes in my meeting later today just blank stares for them all
anyway how you been? 
Black_jewel2 says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
T-Boz not doing to much dancing
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T-Boz took a page from Ashanti…walk..wiggle..dip…walk..wiggle..dip LOL
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T-Boz said fugg all that sweating
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That baby has come through brain tumors, sickle-cell, Mack 10 and Bankruptcy…Hell I wouldn’t be sweatin either! LOL
T-Boz took a page from Ashanti…walk..wiggle..dip…walk..wiggle..dip LOL
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:eyeroll:
So they’re just going to post a video of them chasing the invisible Papparazzi Boogey Man?!
Man, get yo girl!
Awwww GA
#see15 
I’ve been fine, can’t complain. I’m plotting on how to stick Jmo with the food bill
GAGIRL87 says:
@ DTTS not today
I can’t deal with these yt folks and their corny a$$ jokes in my meeting later today just blank stares for them all
anyway how you been?
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See we are here >|< cause in my meeting earlier chile, they got on my last nerves and I so not for that bullshyt today
or any day anymore for that matter 
T-Boz took a page from Ashanti…walk..wiggle..dip…walk..wiggle..dip LOL
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T-Boz said fugg all that sweating
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That baby has come through brain tumors, sickle-cell, Mack 10 and Bankruptcy…Hell I wouldn’t be sweatin either!
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GA, put a bottle of Midol on your desk, that should let folks know that today is not thee day, and to leave you be! Or else!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Where is KC? Getting some bday nuckey?
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Shiiiiid!! I feel like Ray J…. If I had…ONE WISH ONE WISH ONE WISHHHHH!!!!
I am NOT back in the dating game, and I'm a payoff away from putting a hit out on my baby daddy.

#BOOM. Not an option.
Awww KC, he ain’t worth it #colorpurple
Toni Braxton is the Owner of that wiggle hip dance yall
NO Surprises here,i have read their shows ratings are tumbling FAST!
and Kris show is getting slammed, dragged and soon to be CUT!
I cant stand these StankiN PIgs!
@ Dtts I wish I can stick somebody with the food bill lol good luck with that
@ Jenie an you know yt folks down here do thee most
I cant stand these StankiN PIgs!
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*adds
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Awwww GA
#see15 
I’ve been fine, can’t complain. I’m plotting on how to stick Jmo with the food bill
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GAGIRL87 says:
@ Dtts I wish I can stick somebody with the food bill lol good luck with that
Imma wait till the end, watch

#ikidikidmaybe
I meant :shade:
:wave:
smurfette
JMO
KaeCei
Jenie
TRAN
BlackJewel
AND Everybody
Happy Birthday KayCei!!
GAGIRL87 says:
She was talking to me
Bye girl
LUV!
GG-Boo! 
And
And
to all y’all sweetums for wishing me a happy b-day! Gosh! I love it! 
Jmo, the way that my acct is set up is…..
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Toni Braxton is the Owner of that wiggle hip dance yall
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You shole right!!!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Bye ya’ll beautiful people
GAGIRL87 says:
She was talking to me

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Luvyn
LuvLife :woot:
Seen any Manatees lately?
T-Boz not doing to much dancing
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T-Boz took a page from Ashanti…walk..wiggle..dip…walk..wiggle..dip LOL
U forgot breathe… Walk wiggle dip breathe walk
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@Luvn
Hey Luvn
@KAeCEI
its Belated
STILL happy Happy burrfhday to you!
Ohh
Whatchuu DO for it??/
OH AND NOBODY else watched say Yes to the DRESS Fri???
Black_jewel2 says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Toni Braxton is the Owner of that wiggle hip dance yall
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You shole right!!!

Come on, let's do it Black Jewel :2dance:
luVn_liFe… says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Bye ya’ll beautiful people
GAGIRL87 says:
She was talking to me


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LuvLife, I read that like "Oooooh, Realllllly?"
DTTS, I know Sis – you’re 100% correct…he surely isn’t. He’ll suffer more ALIVE. Believe that.
I know one thang….I want a grilled chicken pita, but I can’t have no BREAD!!!!!!!
Day 2 of this 28 day diet and it’s cool – but that grilled chicken pita is calling my name.
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:LuvLife :woot: Seen any Manatees lately?
Me and TY wer just taliN bout Manatees 
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Ummh NO I haven’t,But some kids wer on the news for harassing some and causing em distress recently
These Kim K. jealous haters are a sad sight to behold…
And
to all y’all sweetums
She was talking to me
#onlychildsyndrome

You’re welcome KC!
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LuvLife, some people were talking about it on here yesterday
Donte

for harassing some and causing em distress recently
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Oh no!
71 posts in and none of you heffas said

I read that like “Oooooh, Realllllly?”
close actually it was *clutch my dollar tree pearls* OH! 

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Diva says:
71 posts in and none of you heffas said

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KC
(Darth Vader voice) Your thighs will thank you
GAGIRL87 says:
I don’t like people
Heffa shorted me two nuggets and Im pissed 
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Me either hun…who hurt u
:wave: Roses & Thorn
:wave: @ Luvin
I was trying to go tell you MsDiva, but Man said “not to”
@DIVA

Lets get it then DTTS!!!

OH AND NOBODY else watched say Yes to the DRESS Fri???
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What’s the Roses name? On here and IRL
New Girl, I gotta “plan”
Kim K posted this viral clip on Monday:
how many hash tags you get for one post
@KimKardashian: “#Trespassing #GatedCommunityBreakIn #Dangerous #CopsCalled #WOW.”
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I don’t twat but
Oh and the video was lame and pointless. I didn’t see anybody and she was scared to show her surgery body so she said Julian hold my phone. She couldn’t have been that worried if she did that
MzDimplez1123 says:
not for long though Dimplez…we bouncing back!
@ Diva….I’m so sorry to hear that. We got like a two month notice too
Wait, does this mean we really are becoming a blog full of bitter unemployed womens?!
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Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:for harassing some and causing em distress recently
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Oh no!
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Mofos have NO Heart,Just mean
Let’s go Black Jewel, but dontchew be tryin to show me up yo
It’s MY DANCE 
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MsDiva, I tried to tell them
Miany says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
not for long though Dimplez…we bouncing back!
we will never be bitter hoes doe!!!!! 
@ Diva….I’m so sorry to hear that. We got like a two month notice too
Wait, does this mean we really are becoming a blog full of bitter unemployed womens?!
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Ooop Black Jewel I forgot to dance
Let’s do the damn thang yo!

@DTTS ok well you get to the side with Sandra…don’t wanna hurt an innocent Rose
Yo MsTake

#weaintalmbouthathoenomore
*Florida Evans laugh*
Diva says:
@DTTS ok well you get to the side with Sandra…don’t wanna hurt an innocent Rose
Diva, Yall, LuvBug, Jenie, JMO, Dimpz
luVn_liFe… says:
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:for harassing some and causing em distress recently

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Oh no!
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Mofos have NO Heart,Just mean
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Crack baby grandbabies
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Or maybe it’s Crack Grandbabies LuvLife
@Ty hey boo
I need a stiff one
for you nasty minded Roses….that would be a drank 
Black_jewel2 says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
T-Boz not doing to much dancing
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T-Boz took a page from Ashanti…walk..wiggle..dip…walk..wiggle..dip LOL
Step foward, swing hips, touch shoulder, rock side to side, Ooooh Baby 
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*puts Ty’s Henny on the blog*
Stop thinking about things Jmo, go do some work
Yo MsTake
#weaintalmbouthathoenomore
*Florida Evans laugh*
by <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers on Jul 30, 2013 at 1:25 pm
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Well what we talking bout then
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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And I be all like :FA-BO-LOUS like he raps it
TY!
@ Diva….I ain’t got a bitter bone in my body.
@ New Girl…What’s the plan?
MsDiva, MsTake tried to pay me NOT to tell you about the

Diva says:
@Ty hey boo I need a stiff one for you nasty minded Roses….that would be a drank

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*sits Henny White & Black on the blog, Boones Farm for Dimpz*
KyCakes says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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And I be all like :FA-BO-LOUS like he raps it
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New Girl, just play
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Stop thinking about things Jmo, go do some work
Happy Birthday KayCeiSoul
The point in this was what?
Happy birthday KayCei!
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Step foward, swing hips, touch shoulder, rock side to side, Ooooh Baby
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I dont doubt one bit that someone snuck on their property for pics. Those papz in LA are really insane. And unfortuntely, they will make alot of money if they get the first pic of Kim post baby or her daughter. it’s really a shame
Black_jewel2 says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
T-Boz not doing to much dancing
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T-Boz took a page from Ashanti…walk..wiggle..dip…walk..wiggle..dip LOL