Hip hop superstar couple Jay Z and Beyonce recently purchased the old Regal Theatre on 79th street in Chicago, IL for a mere $250,000, EBONY reports.
The old theater was closed for a year while undergoing renovations. Jay Z and Beyonce purchased the building after it was restored with city TIFF funds. The couple reportedly plan to bring entertainment back to the 2,500 seat theater.
Beyonce reportedly purchased the theater partly because she attended a party there to celebrate Barack Obama’s presidential nomination acceptance speech in August 2008.
In other Jay Z news, the rap mogul donated $1 million in scholarships for students to study abroad.
Shawn Carter Scholarship recipient Laquisha Springer responded to criticism that Jay Z and Beyonce don’t do enough to spread the wealth.
“So I’m assuming people, when they say he’s not doing enough, they’re expecting him to literally help the world,” said the 21-year-old behavioral neuroscience major. “But for me, personally at least, his foundation has helped me out at lot since I’ve been a scholar.”
Photo: Beyonce’s Tumblr
Beyonce looks cute in that picture. That’s all I have.
Definitely not mad at that… GREAT investment
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I see Kmichelle debuted at number 2 on them Billboards 
LSLH
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:wave:
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NICE
Good for BLU!
Heeyyy LSLH!
LSLH
Ummm they got this theater cause the Apollo wasnt for sale? IDK. Why do it matter. It was only 250k. The average house in some areas cost at least that much. Its worth more now I am sure that they and their celebrity have purchased it. Good for them. Leave them folks alone.
Luvyn
HEY!! :wave:
Good for them.
LUVN
I see KDUBB doesn’t lubb me anymore
LSLH
I just gave you a baby.
Not the rode scholar
I don’t care what anyone says, Bey and Jay are enjoying they life…
Lslh why ion have no cute faces beside my name
:woot: on the scholarship
:woot:
oH JayZ is actually doing something other than him
Many people “DO” Quietly.I dont see a need for a pat on the back cause i do something for others.
Just knowing I did and it was appreciated would be more than enough.
*rubs Bomb’s belly*
WAIT
@MAN was a Morning Branch?????? AND I MISSED IT 
THATS WHEN YOU CALL THE JOB AND ASK FOR ME BY NAME!!! @Dubb!
luVn_liFe… says:
LMAOOOOO

I feel YA.. .
listen THOUGH!!! do U . .
see what i see in some of those dudes;like ummh errrh the rookie running back,and the red dude who ALWAYS has a half shirt on at Practice
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Giovanni Bernard(some shat like that)the running back. Taylor Mayes is the other dude you’re talking about. Last night the Rookies did their Rookie Show. They had Taylor Mayes down pack.
I see Kmichelle debuted at number 2 on them Billboards
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I thought it was a very good look. <–K's voice.
Rasheeda had her baby. Karter Frost is the name.
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
I see KDUBB doesn’t lubb me anymore
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Gravi is so sessy!!!
How in thee absolute HELL did anyone in Chicago let this place, a Chicago staple go to ANYONE for $250,000?!??!
That’s ridiculous!! Something shady happened here because I refuse to believe that all the entertainers & regular folk with money in Chicago let this place go for pennies?!?!
Hell, if I had friends with $249,000 – we could’ve bought it!
GOAT
The ROOKIE SHow was funnTee!
But ummmh,do you think they’re

When i seen the skit on mays I was cringing
:wave: LSLH
I dont see a need for a pat on the back cause i do something for others.
Just knowing I did and it was appreciated would be more than enough.
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I donate all our old clothes (nice stuff, not that chit we throw out), money to kids/funds, scholarships… everywhere all the time. If i actually kept track of it, i imagine it would help income tax time. I feel some kind of way when my coworkers be in here talking about what they gave..to get a tax break. *tight face*
That long ass list and I still ain’t on that shat
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
*rubs Bomb’s belly*
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goat76 says:
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
I see KDUBB doesn’t lubb me anymore
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Gravi is so sessy!!!
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I’m sorry @Dem! I aint know that was your Buddah belly *rubs it*
Bey’s hair looks great here. And she still wearing them several seasons old, pony hair Alaia’s. The Queen ILL frugal. And just like us.
Acting like you aint never bought extra wangs after a night out on the town. :eyeroll:
OutsidetheBox says:
WAIT @MAN was a Morning Branch?????? AND I MISSED IT
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Oh Tee Beeeeee
I aint seent yo font in a month a Sundays. Course I’m in and out a lot these days. How are you…wait, what? Man was a what now?
Who Dat says:
I’m sorry @Dem! I aint know that was your Buddah belly *rubs it*
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:hugs: I forgives you… Yep I’m toting around 8lbs of baby these days… I’m all belly too
Karter Frost is the name.
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Kinda cute.
Congrats to her. Rasheeda looked uncomfy in the last weeks.
@LuVn…… Homo?? I don’t know. I can see Taylor being gay. I think Gio is just an Athletic Carlton Banks.
Both got those simple ass white pieces on their arms. ( I had to say it)
Well Taylor been knowing his white girl since they were little back in Seattle. Gio met his in college.
The couple reportedly plan to bring entertainment back to the 2,500 seat theater.
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Is the entertainment they plan to bring going to be free or for profit?
That long ass list and I still ain’t on that shat
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When I say it took my first born and apple pie to get on that list, i am not kidding.
Im here now tho. <—Celie voice.
*pats your back* You just keep posting.
Ion see no bomb belly!!! I see default.
BRB!
#random
Would ya’ll rather have an excellent realtionship but terrible sex or have a awful relationship with incredible sex?
OTB
I fEEl ya on that,I am the same way. I do all types of fonating big,small and or just because.
I do it and keep it moving.
I dont have a child in school but I collect BOX tops faithfully for the elementary\middle school in our community.
As you,I can go on with a list and some
music to cal it,BUT i dont feel a need.
let me share this; Once when my son was getting his license,it was 4:50PM DMV was getting ready to close And it was a Friday.this guy didnt have enough money to get his license after serving his suspension.
The DMV is a MoFo and Pain in the A.S.S. i Paid the dif of what he needed
everybody was
the clerk was busting his balls telling him u Make sure you get her # to PAY her back.
I told her and HIM Im Good.Do me a favor Play it forward for the next person who may need a hand
GAGIRL87 says:
#random
Would ya’ll rather have an excellent realtionship but terrible sex or have a awful relationship with incredible sex?
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Excellent relationship…. sexual techniques you can learn/teach
I aint seent yo font in a month a Sundays. Course I’m in and out a lot these days. How are you…wait, what? Man was a what now?
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I dont know exactly!! Im tryna to get sent to that post. Man keep the womens essicted.
GAGIRL87 says:
#random
Would ya’ll rather have an excellent realtionship but terrible sex or have a awful relationship with incredible sex?
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Nann one.
I think Gio is just an Athletic Carlton Banks.

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GOAT; Okay i’ll agree with that!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
!!!
I dont give a DAMN that MAYs has a GF,that neGRO is
Y de Fugg does he always have a dAMn half shirt??
chille PLZ
and I seen those two white ironing Boards boff of them got
These two are killin’ the game softly…go head y’all, I luvs it!!
i Paid the dif of what he needed

everybody was
the clerk was busting his balls telling him u Make sure you get her # to PAY her back.
I told her and HIM Im Good.Do me a favor Play it forward for the next person who may need a hand
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I really see you doing this too.
Yep I’m toting around 8lbs of baby these days…
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And it looks right beautiful!
“I’m all belly too” <—careful now. Heffas who gain a VWs worth of weight during pregnancy will try to say you #surroGATING.
GAGIRL87 says:
#random
Would ya’ll rather have an excellent realtionship but terrible sex or have a awful relationship with incredible sex?
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Nann one.
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Id rather GET myselF off and roll SOlo
They could make all that money back on opening night. How much would folks pay for an intimate Bey show?
@ Goat
Would you rather smash Precious or Roseanne?
I’m bored ya’ll
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
GAGIRL87 says:
#random
Would ya’ll rather have an excellent realtionship but terrible sex or have a awful relationship with incredible sex?
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Excellent relationship…. sexual techniques you can learn/teach
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What r u going to teach to 1 inchers or to the Kim dead fish Trashcans?
Apparition
looks around for Chan
Would ya’ll rather have an excellent realtionship but terrible sex or have a awful relationship with incredible sex?
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I’ll take “Excellent relationship, terrible sex.” We can fix sex so much easier than incompatibility.
They could make all that money back on opening night. How much would folks pay for an intimate Bey show?
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That’s what I was thinking but hey who am I.
Would ya’ll rather have an excellent realtionship but terrible sex or have a awful relationship with incredible sex?
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First one. Always.
I have been in the second one and hail we cant LIVE in the bed. Real life gotta go on and nukka…I gotta at least want to talk to you.
@OTB, they won’t let me be great

And to jump in Luvn and OTB’s convo, doing something good for other’s makes me feel good as well. One day I was driving down the highway and I saw this older lady with, I’m assuming, her grandchild, he had to only be about 8/9. They were walking down this busy ass highway, I was almost home I turned around and gave them a ride, the lady was amazed…
GAGIRL87 says:
@ Goat
Would you rather smash Precious or Roseanne?
I’m bored ya’ll
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You that Got damn bored to be giving me those kinda choices. Shat mane, I thought we was tight?
OutsidetheBox says:
Yep I’m toting around 8lbs of baby these days…

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And it looks right beautiful!
“I’m all belly too” <—careful now. Heffas who gain a VWs worth of weight during pregnancy will try to say you #surroGATING.
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*knocks on wood* I just hit the 17lb mark this week… My girls gained one pound each in 2weeks but my weight hardly changes… I'm gonna
though… Cuz ain't no body got time to be looking like no-ones Bru-rik
Roses, that EJ post was the bestest…had me and my co-workers

Y’all some co-me-di-annnnns!!!
you are!
#another random
Would ya’ll rather always know when someone is lying or always get away with lying?
A.J. says:
i Paid the dif of what he needed

CAUSE IM such a BISSH!
everybody was
the clerk was busting his balls telling him u Make sure you get her # to PAY her back.
I told her and HIM Im Good.Do me a favor Play it forward for the next person who may need a hand
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I really see you doing this too
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AJ thats who I am . . My fam is alWays amazed at the stuff i do for strangers
One time i gave this VERY old lady a rife from the meat market;I was just leaving and she was walking down the street with 3bags full of meat;that meat is HEAVY!

At any rate,when she hopped her a.s.s out and grabbed her bags she grabbed one of my bags too
I was pissed it was the fay B4 thanksgiving.
My mom\son said see that Y U shouldnt Be nice to people.
goat76 says:
GAGIRL87 says:
#random

Would ya’ll rather have an excellent realtionship but terrible sex or have a awful relationship with incredible sex?
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Nann one.
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My marriage was a combination of the two. Since I’m divorced you can guess which two.
goat76 says:
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
GAGIRL87 says:
#random
Would ya’ll rather have an excellent realtionship but terrible sex or have a awful relationship with incredible sex?
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Excellent relationship…. sexual techniques you can learn/teach
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What r u going to teach to 1 inchers or to the Kim dead fish Trashcans?
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If the equipment is there and they just dunno how to use it that I’d be willing to work with… the Drysnatchians of the world can get a gang of lube and a puzzy rejuvenation and be OK
I dont have a child in school but I collect BOX tops faithfully for the elementary\middle school in our community.
^^^^ LuVie my kids will warsh all your cars and power warsh your house for a snadwich bag full of boxtops!!!
“Do me a favor Play it forward for the next person who may need a hand” THIS!!! If we all repaid the small acts of kindness we recieve imagine the world.
I know he was bout to go Columbine in that DMV. Chitttt 4:50??? know he been waiting since 2 and he still couldnt get the clearance. God Bless you, LuVie. You prolly saved some lives.
I’m with everybody else I guess I’ll take the bad relationship too
Caramel still on her honeymoon?
Heffas who gain a VWs worth of weight during pregnancy will try to say you #surroGATING.
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Plus according to Aunty’s theory since I done showed my belly I’s really preg-nit ala her argument of Bey vs Kim K.
How much would folks pay for an intimate Bey show?
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Would ya’ll rather always know when someone is lying or always get away with lying?
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Unfortunately, the population I deal with, I assume everyone is lying…
One time i gave this VERY old lady a rife from the meat market;I was just leaving and she was walking down the street with 3bags full of meat;that meat is HEAVY!
she stole your chit! She’ll be walking again soon.
At any rate,when she hopped her a.s.s out and grabbed her bags she grabbed one of my bags too
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At any rate,when she hopped her a.s.s out and grabbed her bags she grabbed one of my bags too
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On purpose?

@boot
FOR Sure;it never hurts to do for someone when you can.Mainly if it dont cost you much.
GAGIRL87 says:
I’m with everybody else I guess I’ll take the bad relationship too
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You don’t have to do that.
WAIT @MAN was a Morning Branch?????? AND I MISSED IT
THATS WHEN YOU CALL THE JOB AND ASK FOR ME BY NAME!!! @Dubb!
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NAW
He been sending Sandra Morning Twig photos…and Sandra said but we dont have a handicap Morning Tree Dropping section
Caramel still on her honeymoon?
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VA when Caramel got murried?
where I been 
What r u going to teach to 1 inchers or to the Kim dead fish Trashcans
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I love pounbd game like any other red blooded woman but getting off doesnt always involve the equipment.
But a one incher, I would support his purchase of a penile implant. And I dont do no Fish when Phishing. Too much hand play in that for her to be wide as the pacific.
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
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If the equipment is there and they just dunno how to use it that I’d be willing to work with… the Drysnatchians of the world can get a gang of lube and a puzzy rejuvenation and be OK
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C’mon Bomb. 1 inch is gonna get a nigga cheated on. We broke, can’t pay to be a virgin again.
SINGLE!!!
Roses, that EJ post was the bestest…had me and my co-workers
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That post yesterday WAS BOSS AS HAIL.
Anytime SANDRA come in slaying folk???
@ Goat
that was a typo I’ll take the excellent relationship with turrible sex
answer my question about Precious and Roseanne
she stole your chit! She’ll be walking again soon.
I didnt see it that way 


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LMAOOOO!!!!! nawh ya’ll I dont think she meant to
But if she meant it as i TolD my mom\son; I didnt need it as much
@Bizzle REALLY they’ll do all that for box tops
gurrrl we should be living close
to each other
What do they get for em?? I know they help the schools but what does the kids get??
And Yes thats my biggest point of it all,U never know what your small gesture of kindness can mean to some1
I turned around and gave them a ride
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BCG
I do this too!!! NEVER with other ppl in the car tho cause folks be thinking I’m crazy!!! An older lady and a child?!
They gone get me everytime!
I turned around the other morning for a teen girl..she was like 40 mins EARLY for the same bus my middle schoolers catch. I done took the child to my house. Fed her. MADE my daughter be nice and everything.
Ion know that child. Gots to be careful.
I used to live up hhe street from the regal. Im glad to hear this although hhe regal has been opening and closing for years.
goat76 says:
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
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If the equipment is there and they just dunno how to use it that I’d be willing to work with… the Drysnatchians of the world can get a gang of lube and a puzzy rejuvenation and be OK
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C’mon Bomb. 1 inch is gonna get a nigga cheated on. We broke, can’t pay to be a virgin again.
SINGLE!!!
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:stop: 1 inch is gonna get a n*gga LEFT! Ain’t no relationship THAT Great! I’m grown I’on do that cheating biz that’s how folks get shot (or grazed)
I’m late as hell, but hey LSLH.
Good for B and Jay. Them nigras stay makin money.
I was pissed it was the fay B4 thanksgiving.
My mom\son said see that Y U shouldnt Be nice to people
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that_VA_thickchick says:
Caramel still on her honeymoon?
Sister Wife! Hey boo. Ok, so WHY did you come in here with that shyt?! Chile…
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GAGIRL87 says:
@ Goat
that was a typo I’ll take the excellent relationship with turrible sex
answer my question about Precious and Roseanne
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It ain’t gonna be an excellent relationship once you cheat.
what does Beyonce have on?
anyhoo, hey hey hey yawlz
is that JACKSON i see??
BAD FLU!!!! :hugs:
1 inch is gonna get a n*gga LEFT! Ain’t no relationship THAT Great!
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Tell the truth and shame the devil.
@Caramel married the dude she go to church with and take home to her parents. Same parents that worked hard to send her to private school. So she could go to a good college and be a miracle worker like Blu Rain (Paula Patton in Precious). Making above the $25k yearly median income. SO she could afford gas in that 1978 Roadmaster and the 1981 Pinto she got.
Plus according to Aunty’s theory since I done showed my belly I’s really preg-nit ala her argument of Bey vs Kim K.
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*rubs bombshells belly*
#imbeyonceandurmysurrogate
Bizzzle
<- ME;U actually helped push a car??
My hubby never used to lend a hand;he’s so *auuurgggh* most of the time
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last week on his way to work in his long sleeve button up,slacks and dress shoes
He said an elderly lady was broke down and she was trying to push her car out the road
He said he jumped out to help her,then others jumped out to help push the car.
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
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:stop: 1 inch is gonna get a n*gga LEFT! Ain’t no relationship THAT Great! I’m grown I’on do that cheating biz that’s how folks get shot (or grazed)
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Cheated, left. Almost the same, if a person cheats, they already gone(left).
@GA
*pulls you closer by the small of your back*
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
that_VA_thickchick says:
Caramel still on her honeymoon?
Hey Boo Heyyyy
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Sister Wife! Hey boo. Ok, so WHY did you come in here with that shyt?! Chile…
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I was just wondering if she went from the court house to the waffle house and then caught the Chinese bus to New Yawk. That’s all
His/Bad
Who Dat says:
@Caramel married the dude she go to church with and take home to her parents. Same parents that worked hard to send her to private school. So she could go to a good college and be a miracle worker like Blu Rain (Paula Patton in Precious). Making above the $25k yearly median income. SO she could afford gas in that 1978 Roadmaster and the 1981 Pinto she got.
August 21, 2013 at 2:27 pm
^this
Hey Bad
loving the earrangs..
HISSSSSSSS!!!!
He been sending Sandra Morning Twig photos…and Sandra said but we dont have a handicap Morning Tree Dropping section
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ARGHHHHHH
Im heading to change.o rg. We need a petition. If manatee county morning glory from last yr can be posted here, surely @Man’s leg and a half can!!
My bad!! Not cheat. Leave his ass.
SO she could afford gas in that 1978 Roadmaster and the 1981 Pinto she got.
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Dubb gotta chill
Bad Influence says:
*rubs bombshells belly*
how’s our babies doing?
#imbeyonceandurmysurrogate
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The girls are doing GREAT! Getting big… officially 4lbs a piece now!!!
@Caramel married the dude she go to church with and take home to her parents. Same parents that worked hard to send her to private school. So she could go to a good college and be a miracle worker like Blu Rain (Paula Patton in Precious). Making above the $25k yearly median income. SO she could afford gas in that 1978 Roadmaster and the 1981 Pinto she got.
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Real tears

What do they get for em?? I know they help the schools but what does the kids get??
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The kids get school recognition, names in the paper, pizza parties, ice cream parties. Its a big deal.
Do he get a CHECK for having 1 inch of dack? If he gets a gov’t check for that 1 inch of dack…and he can stay home and clean my house, cook, and pick folks up for soccer practice, Girls Scouts, and go to the PTA meetings with me and on my behalf when I cant make it…I will be faithful.
If he got 1 inch of dack and dont get no check then I AM
Matter of fact why we still talking? After I find out you got 1 inch and no check we cant talk no more.
Aunty betta chill before she get another angry fan mail saying she discriminating against special folks by not having a “handicapped” MW
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
Bad Influence says:
*rubs bombshells belly*
how’s our babies doing?
#imbeyonceandurmysurrogate
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The girls are doing GREAT! Getting big… officially 4lbs a piece now!!!
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NICE Bomb!!They should\Maybe be at perfect weight when they get here??
It ain’t gonna be an excellent relationship once you cheat.
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Goat come on now you can teach people how to please you tho
give em a chance we all started somewhere 
I’m late, but good for them
BARKER
GIVE ME YOUR PHOTOGENIC SELF RIGHT NOW! 
Who Dat says:
Do he get a CHECK for having 1 inch of dack? If he gets a gov’t check for that 1 inch of dack…and he can stay home and clean my house, cook, and pick folks up for soccer practice, Girls Scouts, and go to the PTA meetings with me and on my behalf when I cant make it…I will be faithful.
Matter of fact why we still talking? After I find out you got 1 inch and no check we cant talk no more.
If he got 1 inch of dack and dont get no check then I AM
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@K DUB
“WAIT @MAN was a Morning Branch?????? AND I MISSED IT
THATS WHEN YOU CALL THE JOB AND ASK FOR ME BY NAME!!! @Dubb!
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NAW
He been sending Sandra Morning Twig photos…and Sandra said but we dont have a handicap Morning Tree Dropping section
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I see you didn’t mention that Sandra apologized for the “handicapped” comment and she stated that she wouldn’t use any current male commenters on Sandra Rose due to past “issues” with the female commenters and what all transpired.
#tellitall

LSLH
I’m on the list
NICE Bomb!!They should\Maybe be at perfect weight when they get here??
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Looks that way *fingers crossed*
GA!!! *sticks foot out* i KNOW u got a bish some new heels bew
LuVnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :2dance:
hey Bootbewbew
thank u sugah!
OutsidetheBox says:
What do they get for em?? I know they help the schools but what does the kids get??
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The kids get school recognition, names in the paper, pizza parties, ice cream parties. Its a big deal
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THATS NICE! get my addy from Smurfette.I’ll send them to ya’ll.I got some ready to hand to a child walking by.
I said to my son the other day,WTF R those empty boxes of fruit roll UPS??
he done threw some out;lil bastid!
they GOT BOX TOPS ON EM
@Goat that chick you with had to LEARN how to suck peen, ride the peen
throw it bacc etc you get my drift 
If he got 1 inch of dack and dont get no check then I AM Matter of fact why we still talking? After I find out you got 1 inch and no check we cant talk no more.
Yup. *files nails*
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U actually helped push a car??
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Haaaaaa. LMAO. LuVie you be giving hubby the bizness.
Maybe you rubbing off on him.
I have noticed that will happen. My kids def. be trying to give something to every downtrodden we see. Im telling them chit yall poor too.

And Yes thats my biggest point of it all,U never know what your small gesture of kindness can mean to some1
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Good stuff. I was thinking this morning making my coffee that I should trust more with people that I don’t know because I automatically assume a nigga telling a lie unless otherwise proven.
Ex: Like when I get breakfast at McDonald’s and the drunk or bum is standing outside of the door where drive-thru customers are waiting and they tap on my winda and I roll it down and scream
you tapping on my winda fo? And he asks for a four cents and I tell him I only use my credit card. I’ll ask him I can buy you whatever you want from here; he say’s naw I need four cents.
can’t win for losing!
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:NICE Bomb!!They should\Maybe be at perfect weight when they get here??
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Looks that way *fingers crossed*
damn crossing Fangas;Im claiming it for Ya! 
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I’ll take good sex over good r/ship. (chit, I”m doin that right now).
At the end of the day, we in the r/ship for the sex anyway so it might as well be good.
i CANNOT deal with Kdub…like, ever
Jackson *sniffles* i just cant believe how long u have made me miss u!!
Apparition says:
@GA
*pulls you closer by the small of your back*
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:asmahed: I cant even express how my lip sneered at that.
LMAO. I need a man. :dies:
Smonae simmer down with
emoji’s an shyt you taken 
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94 Who Dat says:
@Caramel married the dude she go to church with and take home to her parents. Same parents that worked hard to send her to private school. So she could go to a good college and be a miracle worker like Blu Rain (Paula Patton in Precious). Making above the $25k yearly median income. SO she could afford gas in that 1978 Roadmaster and the 1981 Pinto she got

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@Luvn I do not give rides period nor do I ask for rides.
@OTB
hey. Where u been?
After I find out you got 1 inch and no check we cant talk no more.
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*dabs eyes*
*wipes makeup down face*
*holds pointer finga up to exit the blog*
BRB..

:asmahed: I cant even express how my lip sneered at that.
LMAO. I need a man. :dies
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OTB I had to gather my thoughts before I responded too
I was stuck like daymn where Apparition at in REAL life 
Man, who u fuggin? and do u have to keep the height adjusters on with this one too? is she a bigguns? does she love the lordt? who u fuggin?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I’ll take good sex over good r/ship. (chit, I”m doin that right now).
At the end of the day, we in the r/ship for the sex anyway so it might as well be good.
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But I thought you was finna to break up with her before she broke your tootsie pop… Shorty probably told you Its not over til SHE say its over
I see you didn’t mention that Sandra apologized for the “handicapped” comment and she stated that she wouldn’t use any current male commenters on Sandra Rose due to past “issues” with the female commenters and what all transpired.
#tellitall
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BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

GAGIRL87 says:
It ain’t gonna be an excellent relationship once you cheat.
give em a chance we all started somewhere
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Goat come on now you can teach people how to please you tho
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Bad sex don’t always mean they ain’t doing it right and it can be corrected. Let that marinate.
Apparition tell me more
peeps around for Chan again lol
My kids def. be trying to give something to every downtrodden we see. Im telling them chit yall poor too

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#CHUuuCH!
@AJ
i feel ya,I am that way still.I always see the worst before the BEST in FOlKs; but when i Do,do for others its just on impulse;Unless of course its something that i do often;Like the ANGEL TREE for Xmas
i know GA betta produce my new shoes
Man, who u fuggin? and do u have to keep the height adjusters on with this one too? is she a bigguns? does she love the lordt? who u fuggin?
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You still messin with the Applebees chick?
Ex: Like when I get breakfast at McDonald’s and the drunk or bum is standing outside of the door where drive-thru customers are waiting and they tap on my winda and I roll it down and scream you tapping on my winda fo? And he asks for a four cents and I tell him I only use my credit card. I’ll ask him I can buy you whatever you want from here; he say’s naw I need four cents. can’t win for losing!

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they GOT BOX TOPS ON EM
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hey GOAT
@ Hissy I got chu boo size 8 right
Who Dat says:
we cant talk no more.
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Fell out at this line….
Bad Influence says:
i know GA betta produce my new shoes
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Speaking of that my hubby owes me a new pair of shoes for betting Drysnatchian’s made fir TV “marriage” to Lurch wouldn’t last 3months…
A.J. says: I do not give rides period nor do I ask for rides.

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Rides I REAllY dont DO,BUTTT she was OlD with them 7-9 lbs bags of meat
HEY but after my meat was gone,IM certainly not doing RIDES EVA!
Man messing with that “tall and thick” chick that he can’t handle sessually.
Bad Influence says:
hey GOAT
What’s upper!!
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I was on my way
i CANNOT deal with Kdub…like, ever <—co mutha sign!!
Jackson *sniffles* i just cant believe how long u have made me miss u!! <–and I still dont have no phone, jeezus. But youre always on my minddddd. <–sung that.
GA u knows I lubs u
OTB where ya been doll
we aint even get to trade concert stories it was amazing
Bey stans all around me 
I’m gonna get some lunch… ya’ll save some ratchet for when I get back
OutsidetheBox says:they GOT BOX TOPS ON EM
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Thinking back to me every monday morning in my robe out the door checking to make sure none of our recycles have box tops.

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I can see that LmaOOOOOOO,mainly cause thats me tew
Hey HIS looking all cute, hows dessert life boo :hugs:
is she a bigguns? does she love the lordt?
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@Man…you messing with @Redeemed again?
lmaoooooooooooooooo
hey. Where u been?
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Bruuuhhhhhhh
Ive been working hard for my money.
and
after them damn kids so we dont read about ’em on this here blog never. 
@RAZZLE
“Man messing with that “tall and thick” chick that he can’t handle sessually.”
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…AND she bossy and controlling and chit!
OTB I had to gather my thoughts before I responded too I was stuck like daymn where Apparition at in REAL life
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Im a crying over here..
Gawga, I scrolled up like damn what she even say to that nigga?!?! 
163 Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@RAZZLE
“Man messing with that “tall and thick” chick that he can’t handle sessually.”
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…AND she bossy and controlling and chit!
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What is her sign??
we cant talk no more.
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Fell out at this line….
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All us.
I need a special ed helmet fukking with Dubb. Fukk around and concussion out. And yall wont even know cause we internetting. 
@RAZZLE
““Man messing with that “tall and thick” chick that he can’t handle sessually.”
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…AND she bossy and controlling and chit!
—–
What is her sign??
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TAURUS! And I’m a Scorpio so this chit is destined to end terrible!
I get my haircut every other week. She talkin bout her man gotta get his haircut every week and we be arguin bout that.
Then she be tryin to pick out my clothes and chit.
@RAZZLE
“Man messing with that “tall and thick” chick that he can’t handle sessually.”
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…AND she bossy and controlling and chit!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Tall….So yes you are keeping your Executive Height Adjusters on…
Bossy…hmmmm…Does she humiliate you verbally during sess? Like Sandy Bigelow Patterson in “Identity Thief” ?
Hey LSLH
I thought you were going to stop fuggin with her after two weekends ago @Man?
we aint even get to trade concert stories it was amazing Bey stans all around me
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SMONAE NAE!!
does she love the lordt?
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Weak. Weak. Weak. CoCo SWV voice.
Smonae, well my AC has broken in my vehicle and i cant fix it right now because my son wants EVERY FUGGIN PAIR OF SNEAKERS IN FOOT LOCKER 4 BACK TO SCHOOL (shoots my own face) so im melting for a few weeks. i cant wait til this boy starts school on Monday. how are u bew? its 101 degrees today *lip quiver*
Bossy…hmmmm…Does she humiliate you verbally during sess? Like Sandy Bigelow Patterson in “Identity Thief” ?
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I officially hate yall aint shyt mofo’s!
…AND she bossy and controlling and chit!
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Just what the Karma Doctor oredered for your ass. *rubs hands together*
TAURUS! And I’m a Scorpio
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Sweet GLORAY. Kdub and her estranged husband Lord.
Smdh >>
I am a Taurus (May 9th). He is a Scorp (Nov 8) Gone head and break it off NOW before she break her foot off in your ays. Its not gonna work.
Im a crying over here.. Gawga, I scrolled up like damn what she even say to that nigga?!?!
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OTB
Who Dat says:
@RAZZLE
“Man messing with that “tall and thick” chick that he can’t handle sessually.”
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…AND she bossy and controlling and chit!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Tall….So yes you are keeping your Executive Height Adjusters on…
Bossy…hmmmm…Does she humiliate you verbally during sess? Like Sandy Bigelow Patterson in “Identity Thief” ?
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@BiZZle . .
what say you?? was LBJ trying to get with Carmen Ortega;Ralking bout she aint Know who LBJ is\was Bisssh PlZ
TAURUS! And I’m a Scorpio so this chit is destined to end terrible!
I get my haircut every other week. She talkin bout her man gotta get his haircut every week and we be arguin bout that.
Then she be tryin to pick out my clothes and chit.
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@OTB did you end up letting one of the small OBT’s go to the Bey concert? Did you really make her stay home?
Yall be looking like Jack Sprat and his ole lady huh? You all lil and shawt and slight. She all tall and hefty and what not. Lord have mercy Jesus.
I can see yall azzes now down at the Applebee’s. You ordering from the kids menu. She ordering TWO steaks and daring you to say ONE WORD ABOUT IT. Imma pray for you bruh. I am.
Man you still talking to the air quote “thick chick”
Like Sandy Bigelow Patterson in “Identity Thief”
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Dubb Sandy Bigelow is my bish. That hoe had 50-11 blenders in the crib.
LOVE THAT MOVIE.
“So I’m assuming people, when they say he’s not doing enough, they’re expecting him to literally help the world,” said the 21-year-old behavioral neuroscience major.
:applauds:
Theres no pleasing America. Obama tries to right a wrong done to the 72 Dolphins due to the state of politics at that time, and several of them have their prostate meds in a bunch. You cant win! Ok, you dont agree with his policies, this isnt about him, its about you
People always opt out of meet n greets with the Prez, but this is about you. This is to honor you. Anyway, its as if folks want entertainers to donate all their earnings to charities. And when they are very giving, when they do put back into the community and go broke doing so (MC HAMMER) We laugh at them 
@WHO DAT
“TAURUS! And I’m a Scorpio
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Sweet GLORAY. Kdub and her estranged husband Lord.
Smdh >>
I am a Taurus (May 9th). He is a Scorp (Nov 8) Gone head and break it off NOW before she break her foot off in your ays. Its not gonna work.
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She is May 8th and I am November 6th! Everything is a phucking argument! Why won’t she just shut up and do what I tell her to do?
Bad Influence says:
Man, who u fuggin? and do u have to keep the height adjusters on with this one too? is she a bigguns? does she love the lordt? who u fuggin?

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@GA GIRL
“Man you still talking to the air quote “thick chick” ”
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More like we enemies that phuck from time to time.
This argument that 6 yr old is having with my mama!
The argument is cause my mama said she was making HOE CAKES and baby gypsy said well I don’t eat those because they are nasty.My mama said how do you know that they are nasty and baby gypsy said well HOES are nasty so I know that HOE cakes are too!
Come and get her!!!!!!
I can see yall azzes now down at the Applebee’s. You ordering from the kids menu. She ordering TWO steaks and daring you to say ONE WORD ABOUT IT. Imma pray for you bruh. I am.
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The song Big and Chunky from Madagascar 2 comes to mind..
I like em biiiig I like em chunkaaaaay [CHONKAY!] I like em biiiiig I like em plumpaaay [PLOMPAY!]
I am a Taurus (May 9th). He is a Scorp (Nov 8) Gone head and break it off NOW before she break her foot off in your ays. Its not gonna work.
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I LOVE THIS BLOG
Dont say we didnt tell you.
And when they are very giving, when they do put back into the community and go broke doing so (MC HAMMER) We laugh at them
what the other letters after LSLH stand for? #nosey
^^ TRUUUUUUUUE that’s why when I hit it big Ima scream
FUGG THE PUBLIC. I give back to who I CHOOSE to give to and I will do it as I PLEASE, not to please anyone else….
Why won’t she just shut up and do what I tell her to do?
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YO. YOU GONNA GET HURT fuggin with her. GONE HEAD and chalk it up to the game. Put them Height Adjusters on ONE MOE TIME and hit it from the back with ALL THAT YOU GAT IN YA…one last time and bid her adieu. I am TELLING you. You caint winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (Mike Jackson Da Wiz voice). She is NEVER gonna relent and let you take the lead. EVER. In this lifetime or the NEXT!
Sandy Patterson karate chopping everybody is my CHIT @OTB. I done ordered the daggone movie. That is gonna be my new go to movie when aint nothing on. Like “Friday” and “Hangover” (orginal)
@WHO DAT
“Yall be looking like Jack Sprat and his ole lady huh? You all lil and shawt and slight. She all tall and hefty and what not. Lord have mercy Jesus.
I can see yall azzes now down at the Applebee’s. You ordering from the kids menu. She ordering TWO steaks and daring you to say ONE WORD ABOUT IT. Imma pray for you bruh. I am.
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man REAL PHUCKING TALK! First off, I HATE goin to eat with her cause she always complaining and chit either bout the food or the waiter.
Anyway, we went to Applebee’s (seriously) and ordered some food. She goin eat her WHOLE phucking meal, then complain to the waiter that it wasn’t cooked right and made a scene and stuff. Finally the manager cooked her a whole NOTHER meal. She sat there and ate THE WHOLE SECOND MEAL!
That waiter looked at me with pity the whole time.
<<<me
This argument that 6 yr old is having with my mama!
The argument is cause my mama said she was making HOE CAKES and baby gypsy said well I don’t eat those because they are nasty.My mama said how do you know that they are nasty and baby gypsy said well HOES are nasty so I know that HOE cakes are too!
Come and get her!!!!!!
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I sure do love hoe cake bread with collard greens #southerngirl
She is May 8th and I am November 6th! Everything is a phucking argument! Why won’t she just shut up and do what I tell her to do?
<— *in my best Man voice*
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You know how these “new world hoes” be…
well HOES are nasty so I know that HOE cakes are too!
somebody taught that baby well
^^
<–me when she did Halo. It was ugly in the most beautiful way. Sat next to some old ass white ladies. Why they got up and was dancing to Diva.
@WHO DAT
“Why won’t she just shut up and do what I tell her to do?
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YO. YOU GONNA GET HURT fuggin with her. GONE HEAD and chalk it up to the game. Put them Height Adjusters on ONE MOE TIME and hit it from the back with ALL THAT YOU GAT IN YA…one last time and bid her adieu. I am TELLING you. You caint winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (Mike Jackson Da Wiz voice). She is NEVER gonna relent and let you take the lead. EVER. In this lifetime or the NEXT!
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Man, she goin have to learn. Ima Scorpio and one way or another, we get what we want. She just need some extra training is all. In a few months, she will be asking my permission to go pizz.
man REAL PHUCKING TALK! First off, I HATE goin to eat with her cause she always complaining and chit either bout the food or the waiter.
Anyway, we went to Applebee’s (seriously) and ordered some food. She goin eat her WHOLE phucking meal, then complain to the waiter that it wasn’t cooked right and made a scene and stuff. Finally the manager cooked her a whole NOTHER meal. She sat there and ate THE WHOLE SECOND MEAL!
That waiter looked at me with pity the whole time.
<<<me
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This can't be life
so was her meal comped (ala free) or some?
you sure she thick or is she thickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk its a been difference 
what say you?? was LBJ trying to get with Carmen Ortega;Ralking bout she aint Know who LBJ is\was Bisssh PlZ
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LuVie all I have right now is my little bootleg tablet thingy and all i can do is read..you know thats all i been reading!
I am so disappointed in him, not that i didnt expect it…fukk whoever says Caps dont cheat BECAUSE they do. Especially Caps who got it going on.
And hell no i dont believe her tombout she dont know who he is..bish please. Her friend gave him her num, she says..so your friend knew but not you.
Flip side, let me know I got a chance.
That waiter looked at me with pity the whole time.
you'd have been better off with the "boring in the bedroom hoe" huh?
<<<me
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Anyway, we went to Applebee’s (seriously) and ordered some food. She goin eat her WHOLE phucking meal, then complain to the waiter that it wasn’t cooked right and made a scene and stuff. Finally the manager cooked her a whole NOTHER meal. She sat there and ate THE WHOLE SECOND MEAL!
^^^ Tell her she can’t complain bout service when she eating applebee’s its fuggin applebees for christ sake theyon roll out the red carpet cuz man brought yo big azz here to eat
what the other letters after LSLH stand for? #nosey
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Miany
Light Skin Long Hair #messy j/p
@Man- Please see #192
^^ TRUUUUUUUUE that’s why when I hit it big Ima scream
FUGG THE PUBLIC. I give back to who I CHOOSE to give to and I will do it as I PLEASE, not to please anyone else….
^Exactly. I could tell you the story of a man whos tithes basically built his church! When his luck turned around, went south, you think they…IJS
^Average Sized Penis Just Under 5inches
It gets the job done
You single 
@OTB did you end up letting one of the small OBT’s go to the Bey concert? Did you really make her stay home?
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@Keya I warnt playing. She stayed her ass home. OTB16 went with her step mama and stepsister. They got our 3 tickets. I went with..
<–kinda :filesnails:
Man, she goin have to learn. Ima Scorpio and one way or another, we get what we want. She just need some extra training is all. In a few months, she will be asking my permission to go pizz.
^^ I’m a Scorpio and I cosign the second sentence… Ion know if itll be worth it though Man. YOUR AZZ might just catch feelings and she aint gone REALLY change, she just gone be faking it… by time you in love she gone be ordering ALL yo applebees for you and YOU WILL LOVE IT
Wait so she ate her food and ate another whole food too? Did she give you head or was she full? Did you fugg the shyt outta her right thigh the way a real ‘G’ would? I have so many querstions(yes you read it right)
I am so sick of this mofugging job

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Averages just under 5 inches?
Wait, is that a male poster??
man REAL PHUCKING TALK! First off, I HATE goin to eat with her cause she always complaining and chit either bout the food or the waiter.
Anyway, we went to Applebee’s (seriously) and ordered some food. She goin eat her WHOLE phucking meal, then complain to the waiter that it wasn’t cooked right and made a scene and stuff. Finally the manager cooked her a whole NOTHER meal. She sat there and ate THE WHOLE SECOND MEAL!
That waiter looked at me with pity the whole time.
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Holy Shat
Anyway, we went to Applebee’s (seriously) and ordered some food. She goin eat her WHOLE phucking meal, then complain to the waiter that it wasn’t cooked right and made a scene and stuff. Finally the manager cooked her a whole NOTHER meal. She sat there and ate THE WHOLE SECOND MEAL!
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You driving ALL the way out to my JOB to take me to LUNCH TOO?
I dont eat both of them there…I just order an extra one and take it for lunch the next day. My ex when we first started dating…said once.. do you want to go to lunch and dinner? Nukka…we going to BOFF?
Him: NO. I already done peeped tho how you order two tho; and take the other one to work the next day…
WELLLLLLLLLLLL
At least now you know. 
Lemme find out man dating big shirley …
@5 IN
” what the other letters after LSLH stand for? #nosey
^Average Sized Penis Just Under 5inches It gets the job done You single
”
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I know I ain’t alone!
Come and get her!!!!!!
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I WANT HER

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO> Gyp we need to write a book. Mama Tales. LMAO!!
THE CLEAN QUEEN says:
Wait so she ate her food and ate another whole food too? Did she give you head or was she full?
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If she could give you head after a TWO full meals she’s a fuggin G. She be done fugged around and thowed up on yo shat.
JMO says:
Lemme find out man dating big shirley …
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You need to see #192 too.
@Miany
concert next week You READY?? they still giving away tickets,I guess its NOT solD OUT
SADS for her
Bad Influence says:
Sandy Patterson karate chopping everybody is my CHIT @OTB. I done ordered the daggone movie. That is gonna be my new go to movie when aint nothing on. Like “Friday” and “Hangover” (orginal)
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Dubb my lonely ass got it outta the red box and kept it damn near a week. You know how much money that is?!
Awww HIS
Dem damn youngins will break u down like that
I’m good, my mom dont understand why I wont pay $100+ to take my 4 yr old to see Bey when she comes here in December:shrugs: But that chit aint happening, she gone get another poster like the 1 I got from NY 
Him: NO. I already done peeped tho how you order two tho; and take the other one to work the next day…
he kept it real with cho azz tho lol
you is touched in the head
^^^
@LSLH…….
@JMO…Im mad yo azz knew what it stood for… smh
OTB- and anyone else that wants baby gypsy I’m not even selling her. I’m giving her away! And yes We can def write a book.
@CLEAN QUEEN
“Wait so she ate her food and ate another whole food too? Did she give you head or was she full? Did you fugg the shyt outta her right thigh the way a real ‘G’ would? I have so many querstions(yes you read it right)”
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She ate all of BOTH MEALS right there in the restaurant. This was the 4th of July weekend. And no, I ain’t phug her that night!
But the second meal was free cause she acted like such a fool over the first meal being “wrong.” (even though she ate ALL of it but one bite)

Carrington says:
How in thee absolute HELL did anyone in Chicago let this place, a Chicago staple go to ANYONE for $250,000?!??!
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It used to be a war zone that’s probably how they got it for the low
@ JMO
is 79th still a bad area haven’t been out south in ages 
If she could give you head after a TWO full meals she’s a fuggin G. She be done fugged around and thowed up on yo shat
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This scrawny chick I knew in basic said she LOVED giving head. She also told us of a time when she was giving head after they ate and deep throated one to many times and threw up in dude’s lap. She said she just laughed…
I’d be scared for my face at the potential of it getting Ike Turner’ed.
She just need some extra training is all.
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You gonna get gored like a Spanish bullfighter fugging round with a bull (Taurus). She gonna chew you up and spit you out. TRUST MEH. YOUR azz gonna be the one that is gonna LEARN TA’DAY.
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp.
says:
JMO says:
Lemme find out man dating big shirley …
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You need to see #192 too.
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It made me like the song.
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Its the only one I like right now! Grown Woman still hasnt bit me but that Bow Down..and my eBay grill?
Cant tell me nothing. *turnt up lip*
OTB16 made me a “Keep Calm and Bow Down” shirt.
I mean I had to buy everything but still she MADE it for her mama. 
LSLH I know Im late :wave:
“Why won’t she just shut up and do what I tell her to do?
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Simple answer… chit is quite different when you’re dating a chick you didn’t have to inflate #helpful
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp.
says:
The song Big and Chunky from Madagascar 2 comes to mind..
I like em biiiig I like em chunkaaaaay [CHONKAY!] I like em biiiiig I like em plumpaaay [PLOMPAY
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Oh so that heffa left a bite on her table just so that she could say “I couldn’t even finish it”
So all I really wanna know is has she gained weight since yall been dating? You know you don’t like ‘Big Guhls”?
Average Sized Penis Just Under 5inches
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I thought the measurments referred to heels.
Ej style, yah know.
luVn_liFe… says:
yessss I’m TOO ready. I don’t think she sold too many tickets.. I see the commercials running on t.v too…..Maybe her ‘wardrobe malfunction’ will boost sales….Either way I know I’m gonna enjoy it and sing along to it all.
@Miany concert next week You READY?? they still giving away tickets,I guess its NOT solD OUT SADS for her
^^
OutsidetheBox says:
Average Sized Penis Just Under 5inches
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I thought the measurments referred to heels.
Ej style, yah know

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What are y’all in here talm bout
can I get a recap
awww LSLH thank u for being mad classy and introducing urself :2dance: because these other biatches didnt even care about my newbieness *flips hair and the bird @ these bia bias*
he kept it real with cho azz tho lol
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Used to try to give me the “talk” on the WAY to the rest. “LOOK. I cant afford to buy you a whole nother MEAL tonight so you can take it to LUNCH tomorrow! AND I gotta pay for the girls too! You being a bit much right now.”
I aint want to verbally humiliate him in front of the kids so I would text him…
Text: Nukka YOU just might not EAT. Shouldnt have said come on we eating OUT tonight!
Big and Chunky bumps though.. We be up in Zumba getting it, it’s something I can wine my hips to like Auntie
Bad Influence says:
awww LSLH thank u for being mad classy and introducing urself :2dance: because these other biatches didnt even care about my newbieness *flips hair and the bird @ these bia bias*
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Hey hun
@Smonae oh i chuckle at those Beyonce tix…..i would NEVER pay to see her and i’d probably turn down free tickets too
Bad Influence says:
awww LSLH thank u for being mad classy and introducing urself
Youre very welcome. You remind me of a woman I once knew named Nicole
She was a singer. We made some beautiful music together 
I like em biiiig I like em chunkaaaaay [CHONKAY!] I like em biiiiig I like em plumpaaay [PLOMPAY
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GLORAY
hey Tyyyyyyy
how ju be luvmuffin?
@TY
I have no idea. I just moved south but most don’t consider it the southside because its more “south loop” close to downtown.
wing wing wing…
HERRO?
FuturedocDonte says:
What are y’all in here talm bout
can I get a recap
@Miany
I Know,Im gonna try and win more tickets for my mail lady
@WHO DAT
I suggest you read up on Scorpios babe.
Wait, he’s male, light skinned with long hair and has a 5 inch thang??
sooooo …. nvm
There is so much foolery in this post rat nah!
Where is Attorney Mom?
Where is Charles?
@LSlh general surgery is the goal
Missharlem
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WHO DAT
I suggest you read up on Scorpios babe
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Just gone and let her go like you said you was two weeks ago..
“Ima stop fuggin with her after this weekend tho…
“
When did LSLH become a dude
Keya I warnt playing. She stayed her ass home. OTB16 went with her step mama and stepsister. They got our 3 tickets. I went with.. <–kinda :filesnails:
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I was sad that day for her, when you said she could not go. I was hoping she went anyway.
LUVN
@OTB *disclaimer* I was sad, but I bet next time she won’t act up and do right. humph
Where is Attorney Mom?
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PRESENT!!
Scorpio’s and Aries have the hottest sex. Ex hubby was a Scorpio and it used to go down and then 5 minutes later we fighting pouring apple juicce on one another cause he aint wanna fix no bottles!
and has a 5 inch thang??
Just Under
FuturedocDonte says:
@LSlh general surgery is the goal
Awesome
Harlem
then 5 minutes later we fighting pouring apple juicce on one another cause he aint wanna fix no bottles!
What?! hahahaha
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OMG
When did LSLH become a dude
When Sandra opened registration. I was not aware there was another
Im going to change it to JU5in 
HIS my
@LSLH Well I should apologize I assumed you were a lass all this time
sawwwwwwyyyyyyyy
Recap
Says stuff like “Give it to me you baby dack’d bastid”. He loves every single second of it.
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Jay and Bey copped an old arse histroricka Chi town theater for nukkas. Apollo wasn’t for sale (right now).
@Man sent Sandra some Morning Kindling photos that was for handicapped dack. Said she aint have a place for it. And since folks feel some type of WAYYYYYY.. SOME TYPE OF WAY…sometimes on here about who fawkin who… she wont posting no current posters ANYWAY.
@His asked @Man “WHO YA WIT”.
Comes to find out he with a derivative of Big Shirley who does stuff like talk down on him when they
This recap brung to you by Kdub…the twenny onest day of August two thousand THIRTEENF << HA. Since I said 2012 last time.
@Keya don’t ask…this the same man that greeted the Jehovah’s Witness at the door with a beanie on and professed to be Muslim and made them people sit on the couch while he talked to them like Damon Wayans as the intelligent prisoner on In Living Color. THE DUMICATION OF THE PROCLAMATION, MY BROTHER!
sawwwwwwyyyyyyyy
No worries
Do you like alligators 
@BOMB
is an imposter
LSLH is a Female
the
sometimes on here about who fawkin who…
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I was DONE with KDUBB after this
Wait, he’s male, light skinned with long hair and has a 5 inch thang??
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Sounds like Shemar Moore when he had on that braid wig in the Tyler Perry movie.
Do you like alligators
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Only on belts and purses
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I wanna see my chil'ren born BUDD
DUBB* got me laughing so hard I’m fonting crazy
LSLHAVGSPJU5in
I was just as confused as Bomb
THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING ON TWITTAH!!!
David Otunga ?@DavidOtunga 16 Aug
So @Wale adds @rihanna to the remix of. “Bad” and she overshadows him in the song? #RappersLuckyKendrickMentionedThem
Wale Folarin ?@Wale 16 Aug
@DavidOtunga ur wife overshadowing ur career tho
And since folks feel some type of WAYYYYYY.. SOME TYPE OF WAY…sometimes on here about who fawkin who… she wont posting no current posters ANYWAY.
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I just spit out my water …
derivative of Big Shirley
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Says stuff like “Give it to me you baby dack’d bastid”. He loves every single second of it.
as fugg
@Keya don’t ask…this the same man that greeted the Jehovah’s Witness at the door with a beanie on and professed to be Muslim and made them people sit on the couch while he talked to them like Damon Wayans as the intelligent prisoner on In Living Color. THE DUMICATION OF THE PROCLAMATION, MY BROTHER!
I’m done with yall!!! hahahah. I would of died the entire time he was doing it too. And hold up, they came in and sat down? Oh they are friendly because I’m not going into a house I don’t know after I done rang the bell 8:30 on a Saturday mornting. 
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Smonae says:
LSLHAVGSPJU5in
I was just as confused as Bomb
THE CLEAN QUEEN says:
THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING ON TWITTAH!!!
David Otunga ?@DavidOtunga 16 Aug
So @Wale adds @rihanna to the remix of. “Bad” and she overshadows him in the song? #RappersLuckyKendrickMentionedThem
Wale Folarin ?@Wale 16 Aug
Wale… David needed to have a seat…his name was Punk on I love NY for petes sake
@DavidOtunga ur wife overshadowing ur career tho
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*goes to twitter…*
good investment and hey LSLH
BOSS Move
That is a great investment for these two!

They will receive their ROI quickly