Sony Pictures science fiction thriller “Elysium” topped the box office this weekend with $30.5 million. “Elysium” stars Matt Damon as a modern day Moses who leads his people to the promised land — Elysium — a land of milk and honey where beautiful elitists get free health care and no one gets old or sick.
Earth in 2154 is a poverty-stricken wasteland overrun by undocumented aliens. To escape the overwhelming stench of the 99%, the “Haves” create a paradise in space protected by a futuristic air defense system.
Oscar winner Jodie Foster turns in a stiff performance as a heartless dictator-slash-president who fiercely defends her vision of Utopia — even if it means killing women and children who dare to cross the celestial border from earth on decrepit space shuttles.
By now you’ve figured out that Elysium is a metaphor for President Obama’s disastrous healthcare bill.
Without totally giving away the ending, everyone on earth automatically become citizens of Elysium/America, which affords them free health care without the hassle of paying high premiums every month.
Watch the Elysium trailers below.
ELYSIUM TRAILER
MAX VS KRUGER
Elysium” stars Matt Damon as a modern day Moses who leads his people to the promised land
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@ jeniefrumdabloc: It’s a very good movie. I took my homie Zeralyn to see it on Sunday. She thought it was going to be lame. She was on the edge of her seat throughout the movie.
the “Haves” create a paradise in space
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This will BE one day
These type of movies tell a lot
Sandra thanks for posting the trailers, I will check this out
#moviebuff
jeniefrumdabloc says:These type of movies tell a lot
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YUP
Not interested in the least but this is one of those movies that I say I aint interested but be at home
Guess I will wait till HBO or the movie man which ever comes first
oh. so the yt folks still fantasizing about a black free wurl huh?
chile cheese
Elysium
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I’m sorry. I have been to the movies more this spring/summer…than I have in YEARS…and I aint heard word ONE about this movie.
I dont do Sci-Fi tho (I have NEVER seen an entire epi of Star Trek in any shape, form, or fashion) so in the end it dont matter.
This does not look good to me and I love Matt Damon. I’ll be waiting for this to show up n FREE tv
By now you’ve figured out that Elysium is a metaphor for President Obama’s disastrous healthcare bill.
^^ Only you have figured this
Harlem
I prefer these type a movies on dvd…I need to pause and rewind cuz I look for subliminals.
I think I know a girl named Elysium
MissHarlem says:By now you’ve figured out that Elysium is a metaphor for President Obama’s disastrous healthcare bill.
^^ Only you have figured this
MzHARleM . . .
SandriTa has a BIG issue w/this HlthcrBill,anyhting to DO w/ POTuS SR correltes it with the hralthCARE bill
deedeegirl says:
This does not look good to me and I love Matt Damon. I’ll be waiting for this to show up n FREE tv
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Looks good as hell to me
I like stuff like this
By now you’ve figured out that Elysium is a metaphor for President Obama’s disastrous healthcare bill.
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Jenie Wolverine sucked soooooo bad shawty
Miany says:
I prefer these type a movies on dvd…I need to pause and rewind cuz I look for subliminals.
I’m sorry. I have been to the movies more this spring/summer…than I have in YEARS…
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Me too! … Its expensive!! … at least to me it is
Sucks to be a guy now a days
FAYLA I shall
for you. I had no wake and bake and I had to be here uber early for some rich snobby ass patients that was LATE 
so I def will take a long pull for you.
LUVN
I can sneeze and she will find a way to blame the healthcare bill mind you that was a republican bill to begin with. How soon we forget
speaking of movies
i watched TP’s Tempations this weekend. I was not ready yall! who else seent it?
–a land of milk and honey where beautiful elitists get free health care and no one gets old or sick.
Couldn’t watch the trailer but if no one gets sick or old, why do they need free healthcare?
JMO says:
I’m sorry. I have been to the movies more this spring/summer…than I have in YEARS…
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Me too! … Its expensive!! … at least to me it is
Sucks to be a guy now a days
^^ yall gone learn bout paying full price for shii these days.. I’m a groupon/ living social/ google search coupon QUEEEN
Jenie Wolverine sucked soooooo bad shawty
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It DID!
MissHarlem says:
FAYLA I shall
for you. I had no wake and bake and I had to be here uber early for some rich snobby ass patients that was LATE 
so I def will take a long pull for you.
i hate that i’m being forced to. y must i love it so??
*loooooong sigh*
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
speaking of movies
i watched TP’s Tempations this weekend. I was not ready yall! who else seent it?
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DTTS, Ace and I “kinda” saw it … I’ll let them explain why we missed most of the movie
trose1 says:if no one gets sick or old, why do they need free healthcare?
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trose1 says:
–a land of milk and honey where beautiful elitists get free health care and no one gets old or sick.
Couldn’t watch the trailer but if no one gets sick or old, why do they need free healthcare?
for some rich snobby ass patients that was LATE
<~~~~ me simultaneously saying hey to you and FUGG YOU to the snooty folk who made you miss out on your wake and bake
^^^^^ bet they rich azz was late on purpose
#random
Anybody memba Chris Bender? “Who Will I Choose” just came on pandora
just asking lol Who killed him?
JMO
DTTS, Ace and I “kinda” saw it … I’ll let them explain why we missed most of the movie
@Man™ it looked weak to me
@Typo, I havent seen a groupon for a movie though. I go to the one where they serve food and liquor so it can get pricey
Maybe I need to check out living social
FAYLA I just seen that last month. It wasnt bad. I peeped game so early from him though but naive chicks never peep game. I dont know why I love it so either
Aiight Peace in the middle EAST, BBL
and 
FOR EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
This movie looks dumb. And where is the T&A? You can’t have sci-fi without at least ONE hoe with some azz and tits.
What happened to the good directors?
a land of milk and honey where beautiful elitists get free health care and no one gets old or sick.
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Like Canada?
GAGIRL87 says:#random
Anybody memba Chris Bender? “Who Will I Choose” just came on pandora just asking lol Who killed him?
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I think his BRO Shot him?? Either way,that was Thee FUNK!
I can wait til this comes on cable
MIANY
talkin bout we couldnt find parking for our range rover as if I asked what the fck they drivin or if I care 
GTFOH we have several parking areas up and down this block alone. Mind you they all ate breakfast while I had to wait. I came in an hour and a half early to get them out the way as a fckin favor and they was ungrateful as chit. All good bc he better pony up them coins TUHDAY or Im gonna cancel his whole life here.
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
speaking of movies
i watched TP’s Tempations this weekend. I was not ready yall! who else seent it?
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I have not seen it, but unfortunately someone gave the ending away.
I have not heard of this movie. I am not much into sci-fi but I will catch it on red box :lol”
I am ready to go to lunch. Ten more minutes 
My day is a wash. I have done so much but nothing really that I needed to get done. Now I am helping fill in for someone else who is out
@JMO… I have seen some for the regular movie AMC?? wateva they called but yea they had the lil package on groupon….
I dunno if I’ve seen the cinebistro kind on there though
he better pony up them coins TUHDAY or Im gonna cancel his whole life here.
<~~~~~ us laughing at him after you cancel his LIFE
^^ His whole life tho
Anna says:
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
speaking of movies
i watched TP’s Tempations this weekend. I was not ready yall! who else seent it?
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I have not seen it, but unfortunately someone gave the ending away.
Harlem
me tew! i was like
Brandy tambout ole boy! but that monster i was NOT ready. he was a muthafukka doe 
i hate/love that i figure movies out so early. i’m always wow’d by any flick that surprises me a lot. #moviebuff
i watched TP’s Tempations this weekend. I was not ready yall! who else seent it?
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@ Fay
Why Brandy didn’t age but Jurnee and Lance’s character did she had the package longer? What happened to Harley? I thought it was a decent movie. The grass is never greener on the otherside..
JMO says:
Do tell Do tell
DTTS, Ace and I “kinda” saw it … I’ll let them explain why we missed most of the movie
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By now you’ve figured out that Elysium is a metaphor for President Obama’s disastrous healthcare bill
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@ Man I wasted 2 hrs of my life that I will never get back
I was tempted to ask for a refund..
oh she tryna come for :obama:
Kris Jenner Slams Obama’s Remarks About Kim Kardashian & Kanye West [VIDEO]
During an interview, President Obama opined that over-exposure to such celebrities as Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave youth a skewed perception of success.
And Mama Jenner was not happy:
“I bet the President has some friends with 10,000 square foot houses and that [you] probably wouldn’t mind going over there, Mr. President, when you were asking them to have a party for you while you were campaigning for dollars to run for president.”
I think his BRO Shot him?? Either way,that was Thee FUNK!
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@ Luvie
So his brother was hating then huh? daymn shame
GAGIRL87 says:
I was like no ma’am 
You need any IV of Popeyes gravy stat!! But it was so predictable.
Why Brandy didn’t age but Jurnee and Lance’s character did she had the package longer? What happened to Harley? I thought it was a decent movie. The grass is never greener on the otherside..
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I don’t know but when Journee had on her sexy outfits she looked malnourished. Her jeggings were sagging on the butt
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
MissHarlem says:
FAYLA I shall
for you. I had no wake and bake and I had to be here uber early for some rich snobby ass patients that was LATE 
so I def will take a long pull for you.
i hate that i’m being forced to. y must i love it so??
*loooooong sigh*
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I didn’t have any last night and my Son told me this AM that I threatened to cut his head off last night…
Apparently, I get really irritated when I have no smoke…
But I’m trying to quit, too
Kardashian family matriarch Kris Jenner pulled no punches on her show Kris Friday night when responding to President Barack Obama‘s subjectively defamatory remarks about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
During an interview with David Blum for Kindle Singles, Obama reflected on the distortion of the American Dream, blaming hyper-exposure to “the rich and famous” for youth having unrealistic perspectives of what qualifies as success. According to the POTUS, instead of striving for a quality education and a good job, young people now seek an extravagant lifestyle:
“The American Dream involved some pretty basic stuff. A good job where you felt some security. A good education… People felt if they worked hard they could get there… I don’t think people went around saying to themselves, ‘I need to have a 10,000-square-foot house’… I think, there has also been a shift in culture. We weren’t exposed to the things we didn’t have in the same way that kids these days are. There was not that window into the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”
Makes sense, right?
Kris Jenner didn’t think so and went all the way in on the POTUS:
“It’s really great that people aspire to get a great job … but I wasn’t aware that you could only set the bar so high and that we could only dream so big,” Jenner said after reading the president’s remarks to guest co-host, E! News‘ Terrence Jenkins. “I was taught: Dream big, work hard and you could have whatever you wanted.”
“I bet the President has some friends with 10,000 square foot houses and that [you] probably wouldn’t mind going over there, Mr. President, when you were asking them to have a party for you while you were campaigning for dollars to run for president.”
“I find it so odd that he’s picking on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Well, Kanye West, first of all, doesn’t go on vacation. Ever,” Jenner said. “And Kim Kardashian is the hardest-working young lady in the world. She never sleeps, she never stops, she never slows down and works so hard for what she’s got.”
So I started thinking about her 10,000 square foot house, and I thought, ‘Wow, her job affords her to live in a 10,000 square foot house, and if I’m not mistaken, Mr. President’s job affords him to live in a 55,000 square foot house.”
“I bet the President has some friends with 10,000 square foot houses and that [you] probably wouldn’t mind going over there, Mr. President, when you were asking them to have a party for you while you were campaigning for dollars to run for president.”
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HOE SHUT YO MOUTH BEFORE I HAVE MAN PUT A GHERKIN IN IT
MIANY them folks think they life is more important then yours and Im the gatekeeper smh. He gon learn tuhday.
FAYLA same here but I still liked it for what its worth.
GA good question but I figured stressed and AIDS aged them. I didnt question too much bc with his movies I go in with a major open mind.
“I bet the President has some friends with 10,000 square foot houses and that [you] probably wouldn’t mind going over there, Mr. President, when you were asking them to have a party for you while you were campaigning for dollars to run for president.”
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Kris for serious right now
Bish your daughter is famous for a f&ucking sex tape, I think that is a skewed perception of sucess for the lost youth of today.The president ain’t lying 
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
oh she tryna come for :obama:
Kris Jenner Slams Obama’s Remarks About Kim Kardashian & Kanye West [VIDEO]
During an interview, President Obama opined that over-exposure to such celebrities as Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave youth a skewed perception of success.
And Mama Jenner was not happy:
“I bet the President has some friends with 10,000 square foot houses and that [you] probably wouldn’t mind going over there, Mr. President, when you were asking them to have a party for you while you were campaigning for dollars to run for president.”
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Kris Jenner is a dumb bish…That’s what you do, slutbag’s Mom, when you’re running for office…
Your spawn putting her dry ass puzz on display for the world to see made her famous..and hopefully resulted in several deliveries to your home of Poland Springs….
:rollseyes:
I wish I could go Naomi on her and beat her with a phone…
I find it so odd that he’s picking on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Well, Kanye West, first of all, doesn’t go on vacation. Ever,” Jenner said. “And Kim Kardashian is the hardest-working young lady in the world. She never sleeps, she never stops, she never slows down and works so hard for what she’s got.”
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In the world Craig? The world?
I bet she don’t work as hard as SR
Or me or the average person..
She didn’t even work hard at getting wet.. And that’s automatic
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
GAGIRL87 says:
I was like no ma’am 
You need any IV of Popeyes gravy stat!! But it was so predictable.
Why Brandy didn’t age but Jurnee and Lance’s character did she had the package longer? What happened to Harley? I thought it was a decent movie. The grass is never greener on the otherside..
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I don’t know but when Journee had on her sexy outfits she looked malnourished. Her jeggings were sagging on the butt
i had the same questions GA!
Taken
u know good & damn well TP’s movies are predictable. we just play along 
MY question tho, is has there EVER been a TP movie that somebody’s mama warn’t a crackhead??
FUGG YOU Kris Jenner.. and swerve :stop: off The POTUS real quick…
WIthcho ole multi- generational Stale coochie sellin azz.
He aint lie. This fake azz show gives a false perception of success and sends the wrong gooooootdayum message… if you had a problem with this generalization of your family, you woulda instilled work ethic and morals in your damn girls as opposed to teachin em heaux ethics… Now get that ole squinty-drunken look outcho eyes and tighten thee fugg up.
Well, Kanye West, first of all, doesn’t go on vacation. Ever,” Jenner said.
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don’t know but when Journee had on her sexy outfits she looked malnourished. Her jeggings were sagging on the butt I was like no ma’am You need any IV of Popeyes gravy stat!! But it was so predictable
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Taken hey boop
I knew she was the marriage counselor in the beginning her walk was hilarious tho
I am not reading that bullchit and if we keep fonting thats gonna be a post
that bish there I cant.
KY I hear the same thing but Im Ray Charles to the bs
She didn’t even work hard at getting wet.. And that’s automatic
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Ky Taken & GA
Kardashian family matriarch Kris Jenner pulled no punches on her show Kris Friday night
^^^
DOin all that and folk STILL aint gone watch yo dumb azz shoe heaux!
GA good question but I figured stressed and AIDS aged them. I didnt question too much bc with his movies I go in with a major open mind.
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Harlem
They could at least put some aging make up on Brandy they dropped the ball on that one
Miany says:
FUGG YOU Kris Jenner.. and swerve :stop: off The POTUS real quick…
WIthcho ole multi- generational Stale coochie sellin azz
FAYLA
A house that Preys, I can do Bad by Myself (alcholic I believe) and Im sure I can find another movie oh yes the first one with Kimberly Elise
Kris just mad cause her husband’s face resembles a rejuvenated vag
GA you aint lying but I was like this is Tyler Perry. Speaking of TP I am here for the Haves and The Have Nots tomorrow
got my momma hooked.
but i felt SO bad for Journee’s character bc it was realistic to a point for me.
my middle sister was a virgin till marriage & her hubby is her one & only & she was raised in the church & private school green as a blade of grass. i can’t begin to imagine what a man like that could do to that type of woman. well i can i mean look at TP’s movie
moral of the story. water yo OWN grass & it’ll stay green
:watering:
KY thats a lie!! Tell the truth and shame the devil. If his face looks like a rejuvenated vag then I dont find females attractive
A rejuvenated prune is more like it 
MissHarlem says:
FAYLA
A house that Preys, I can do Bad by Myself (alcholic I believe) and Im sure I can find another movie oh yes the first one with Kimberly Elise
chile bc crack musta touched his life in a BIG way, that’s his drug of choice for his characters
MissHarlem says:
KY thats a lie!! Tell the truth and shame the devil. If his face looks like a rejuvenated vag then I dont find females attractive
A rejuvenated prune is more like it 
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puh-LEASE…That’s fools face looks all tight and supple…
Bruce got a purdy mouf
FAYLA girl you betta say it. Green females I always feel bad for when they get in the real world bc evil people prey on them. Like yall said grass aint always greener
The Family That Preys was one of my fav TP movies b/c of Sanna Lathan fine a$$ #no homo
:stop: bashing the Kardashians.
Momma Kris is right. Obama ain’t have to single her out like that.
moral of the story. water yo OWN grass & it’ll stay green :watering:
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Amen
*even tho I’m through with love for a min* lol
@GA GIRL
“The Family That Preys was one of my fav TP movies b/c of Sanna Lathan fine a$$ #no homo ”
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That was my favorite too for the same reason.
“Temptation” is second.
GAGIRL87 says:
The Family That Preys was one of my fav TP movies b/c of Sanna Lathan fine a$$ #no homo
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YES!
When she got out of that benz and was strolling to her Momma’s diner…
I got moist
Man why you so cray about Kim?
MissHarlem says:
KY thats a lie!! Tell the truth and shame the devil. If his face looks like a rejuvenated vag then I dont find females attractive
A rejuvenated prune is more like i
KY he dont even recognize his own face. I wonder if he takes off his face and put that and the wig on a head while sleeping
what you think
FAYLA
unfortunately we got some crack babies and they roaming amongst us. Sad but true le weep
@FAYLA
Is your sis happily married?
MissHarlem says:
KY he dont even recognize his own face. I wonder if he takes off his face and put that and the wig on a head while sleeping
what you think
Going to ‘The Upper Room’
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:stop: all yall azz talmbout water the grass, grass aint always greeener shiiiiiiiiid….
I aint lying #I’mJustSaying #Don’tBeMadAtMeIfYoGrassFuggedUp
SOME FOLK GRASS IS WILTED AS FUGG AND the grass do be greener in those cases
YES!
When she got out of that benz and was strolling to her Momma’s diner…
I got moist
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@ Ky
you fonted that so dead serious like
I love it
@GA GIRL
“Man why you so cray about Kim? ”
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I think she’s pretty and a really good girl that gets a bad rap. Mostly due to jealousy.
But she fine as phuck. I like women that look like her.
MAN sit your ass down with that
KY/GA she is not one of my female crushes but in that movie I was like hmmmmmm
KyCakes says:
GAGIRL87 says:
The Family That Preys was one of my fav TP movies b/c of Sanna Lathan fine a$$ #no homo
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YES!
When she got out of that benz and was strolling to her Momma’s diner…
I got moist
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^^^ See, Kim, this is how it’s done.
Your vag should never be so dry as to kick up sparks
I guess you can tell I don’t like Kris Jenner
She has this distorted perception of importance based on wealth and infamy. True your family may have money now but those cheap clothes in Sears are almost banished and not selling, your tv show :stop: and the perfume/beauty stuff… I can’t name not one person wearing it. And I know people who have worn fragrances by Beyonce, Rhianna, Paris Hilton Usher and Diddles. Even your Stans are bored
GAGIRL87 says:
Jenie Wolverine sucked soooooo bad shawty
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U know its bad when u have tried to watch it 3x on bootleg
Hey Roses :wave:
She did Rock Dunbar so wrong in that movie
“My son is a CartWright” that slap was the biz and very much derserved an so on que
GAGIRL87 says:
YES!
When she got out of that benz and was strolling to her Momma’s diner…
I got moist
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@ Ky
you fonted that so dead serious like
I love it
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Serious as a bloodclot
I fantasized a bit…
@KY
“When she got out of that benz and was strolling to her Momma’s diner…
I got moist
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@ Ky
you fonted that so dead serious like I love it
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Serious as a bloodclot
I fantasized a bit…
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Go on…
:jack:
I think she’s pretty and a really good girl that gets a bad rap. Mostly due to jealousy.
But she fine as phuck. I like women that look like her.
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@ Man oh okay well what about women that look like me and the other ladies on the SR usher board? You like women that look like US to right :hug
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GA GIRL
“Man why you so cray about Kim? ”
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I think she’s pretty and a really good girl that gets a bad rap. Mostly due to
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Fixed that for ya, muffincake
U know its bad when u have tried to watch it 3x on bootleg
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Hey Ty
MISS I adore your font I do but you wasting font bc we all get it ‘cept MAN
GA everytime that part bout to come on I get HYPE. Sit up and scoots closer to the tv waiting for that slap. She played herself
KY you just made me yelp with that kick up sparks. I almost expected you to say kick up tumbleweeds. I swear
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KY
“When she got out of that benz and was strolling to her Momma’s diner…
I got moist
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@ Ky
you fonted that so dead serious like I love it
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Serious as a bloodclot
I fantasized a bit…
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Go on…
:jack:
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I’m bored as fawk right now, so I’ll entertain you….
Her booty was sittin very nice in that black skirt..I just wanted to bend her over whilst in those heels and lick it from the back
Did I take it too far?
@ Ky
Thanks for fixing that
Hey GA
*heads to Zaxby*
BRB
@KY
““Man why you so cray about Kim? ”
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I think she’s pretty and a really good girl that gets a bad rap. Mostly due to jealousy. Being a hoe
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Fixed that for ya, muffincake
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Please. If she a hoe than that make a lot of these women in here… what? Scaliwags?
They did just as much and more than Kim with more men and women and did it not in a relationship or nothing. Just thought they was goin get something out of it.
They just mad Kim get niggas that got money.
@Man™
she don’t work, stay at home mom. don’t want for jack. she livin the good life. iono WHY the heffa went to college since she never plans on working :rollseyes:
that’s one of many points where we differ. i cant be axin nobody for EVERYTHING! gotta have some kind of hustle. mf up & decide he wanna leave aint finna have me lookin dumb as fck bc i cant eem balance a checkbook
MISS I adore your font I do but you wasting font bc we all get it ‘cept MAN
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Who was fonting at man?
I wasn’t. I was waiting in line at the bank and had to wait up press send so I guess it looks like I replied after
I was saying that because I called Kris a hoe and I try to be nice even in my rants. She just irks me so though
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KY
““Man why you so cray about Kim? ”
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I think she’s pretty and a really good girl that gets a bad rap. Mostly due to jealousy. Being a hoe
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Fixed that for ya, muffincake
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Please. If she a hoe than that make a lot of these women in here… what? Scaliwags?
They did just as much and more than Kim with more men and women and did it not in a relationship or nothing. Just thought they was goin get something out of it.
They just mad Kim get niggas that got money.
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Which also means she ain’t no better than these hoes running around out here…
She fukked…on camera…for money… so what does that make her?
GAGIRL87 says:
@ Ky
Thanks for fixing that
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Ty bring me a chicken finger plate back dipped in hot honey mustard
Trying to find something else to font
But I have nothing 
@Mistaken :stop:
yellow Jesus will be proud of you.
she is a heaux. you aint being nice/nasty bout it. You was just telling the truth spreading facts
KY
you didnt take it far I was thinking it you fonted it
MISS :fistbump: she irks us all. The only Kardashian I can tolerate is Khloe. Its quiet for the rest of them as far as Im concerned
KyCakes says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KY
“When she got out of that benz and was strolling to her Momma’s diner…
I got moist
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@ Ky
you fonted that so dead serious like I love it
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Serious as a bloodclot
I fantasized a bit…
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Go on…
:jack:
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I’m bored as fawk right now, so I’ll entertain you….
Her booty was sittin very nice in that black skirt..I just wanted to bend her over whilst in those heels and lick it from the back
Did I take it too far?
Oh hey Harlem :hugs: I meant to say I enjoy your font too. Always have. Even as a lurker
Please. If she a hoe than that make a lot of these women in here… what? Scaliwags?
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@KY
“Her booty was sittin very nice in that black skirt..I just wanted to bend her over whilst in those heels and lick it from the back
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That is so beautiful. See, the way I envision it, yall are “acquantinces” but not necesserarily friends.
You see her in the dress and throw out a compliment. She accepts but doesn’t think anything of it. You STRESS that you REALLY like how her butt looks. She gets the hint. She is curious but apprehensive.
You just kind of take control. Turn her around and start feeling her up, tellin her how attractive she is. She is enjoying it, but still a little nervous.
Then you just sort of ease her behind to your face. And slowly bend her over, lift up the dress, and get to
She is trying to tell you to “stop” but she is steady bending over further to give you better access!
**this is basically how envision all female encounters**
Tell me this is how it went (even if you are lying)!
:jack:
Y’all’s thoughts on the MG…?
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
KyCakes says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KY
“When she got out of that benz and was strolling to her Momma’s diner…
I got moist
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@ Ky
you fonted that so dead serious like I love it
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Serious as a bloodclot
I fantasized a bit…
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Go on…
:jack:
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I’m bored as fawk right now, so I’ll entertain you….
Her booty was sittin very nice in that black skirt..I just wanted to bend her over whilst in those heels and lick it from the back
Did I take it too far?
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See? I done scurred Fay..
Guess I won’t be allowed to come to Florida now, huh?
Her booty was sittin very nice in that black skirt..I just wanted to bend her over whilst in those heels and lick it from the back
Did I take it too far?
by KyCakes on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:18 pm
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Just a little bit
I read it though.. Does that make me gay?
@Man done fonted a Harlequin Romance and chit
Uh… what did i roll up into??
this chic posted a pic of KK pre-surgery & i only recognized her bc her sisters were in the pic with her!
she looks nothing like she was born
iono WHAT that baby finna look like
Taken change the subject pwease babe I need to laugh
#random
“Wishing On A Star” makes me think about Baby Boy now
that was a dope soundtrack 
@KY
“Which also means she ain’t no better than these hoes running around out here…
She fukked…on camera…for money… so what does that make her?
______________________
She is better. She look better and she was in a relationship. She just don’t random phuck niggas and got umpteen kids like most of these hoes out here.
And she didn’t phuck on camera for money. She made a video with someone that got leaked and she sued. There is a difference.
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Her booty was sittin very nice in that black skirt..I just wanted to bend her over whilst in those heels and lick it from the back
Did I take it too far?
by KyCakes on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:18 pm
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Just a little bit
I read it though.. Does that make me gay?
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Uh nigguh, you gay (in my Riley voice)
KY
tell MAN its easier than that but his fantasy is more like first encounters
@Man done fonted a Harlequin Romance and chit
by KyCakes on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:24 pm
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I know he at the puter with a sock and some Jergens
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KY
“Her booty was sittin very nice in that black skirt..I just wanted to bend her over whilst in those heels and lick it from the back
___________________
That is so beautiful. See, the way I envision it, yall are “acquantinces” but not necesserarily friends.
You see her in the dress and throw out a compliment. She accepts but doesn’t think anything of it. You STRESS that you REALLY like how her butt looks. She gets the hint. She is curious but apprehensive.
You just kind of take control. Turn her around and start feeling her up, tellin her how attractive she is. She is enjoying it, but still a little nervous.
Then you just sort of ease her behind to your face. And slowly bend her over, lift up the dress, and get to
She is trying to tell you to “stop” but she is steady bending over further to give you better access!
**this is basically how envision all female encounters**
Tell me this is how it went (even if you are lying)!
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yeen booked yo ticket yet? 
Ky!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KY
“Which also means she ain’t no better than these hoes running around out here…
She fukked…on camera…for money… so what does that make her?
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She is better. She look better and she was in a relationship. She just don’t random phuck niggas and got umpteen kids like most of these hoes out here.
And she didn’t phuck on camera for money. She made a video with someone that got leaked and she sued. There is a difference.
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So you really believe the tape ‘leaked’ and she ‘sued’?
I got a bride in Brooklyn I wanna sell you, babe
Y’all’s thoughts on the MG…?
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Razzle I think she’s a cute girl, nice body
*bridge
We talmbout Kim K?
@RAZZLE
“Y’all’s thoughts on the MG…?”
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That body:
That face: :stop:
That hair:
Taken
I read it though.. Does that make me gay?
<—yo rainbow flag
And she didn’t phuck on camera for money. She made a video with someone that got leaked and she sued. There is a difference.
^^^ you forgot to say
leaked by her heaux azz momma… got cho back tho so Im sayin it now…she made a tape with RAY J (which already make her wack by association) and her heaux azz momma leaked the tape in efforts to secure a career for the rest of her whore clan
MISS
your font is what we need round these parts
SO wayment you can fck on camera while in a relationship with a dude that you cheated on with the other dude and you not considered a hoe?! Interesting. Chit people say to save face I guess
Ky!
yeen booked yo ticket yet? 
Not yet…found out last week the boy needs braces…
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Do you know what I could do with that 4k?
I agree…nice bawdy old face stringy/greasy weave.
Razz
i thought she was one of the better ones. i give her a skrong 8. great bod & bone structure. she can go places. we can always fix weaves. look at Bey
#OTBbait
she made a tape with RAY J (which already make her wack by association)
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I read it though.. Does that make me gay?
he tries to tell people like its a new show
you too e friend
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Uh nigguh, you gay (in my Riley voice)
But I you, I do….
by KyCakes on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:26 pm
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My husband JUST started watching boondocks like its new 3 months ago
I
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
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Giving puzzies gingivitis and gum disease
I read somewhere that kim k fugged somewhere between 22 and 25 knee-growz…
RE: MG
Take out them contacts. And a nicely shaped twist out for your hair..then you’d look exotic not like you trying in imitate yt folk..
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp. 
says:
I read somewhere that kim k fugged somewhere between 22 and 25 knee-growz…
^^ chile booo!! When did you read THAT??? 2004?
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I read it though.. Does that make me gay?
he tries to tell people like its a new show
you too e friend
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Uh nigguh, you gay (in my Riley voice)
But I you, I do….
by KyCakes on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:26 pm
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My husband JUST started watching boondocks like its new 3 months ago
I
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That’s how I was when I discovered it…
Me: Have y’all ever seen “the Boondocks”?
Everyone else: We BEEN watching that
I read it though.. Does that make me gay? <—yo rainbow flag
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:28 pm
strictly husband dickly 
by FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
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Slap downs the Rainbow flag and waves Mutombo finger in your face
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
<—me requestin Ky change that gravi
Razz
i thought she was one of the better ones. i give her a skrong 8. great bod & bone structure. she can go places. we can always fix weaves. look at Bey
#OTBbait
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Ky
Not yet…found out last week the boy needs braces…
Do you know what I could do with that 4k?
imma still be here get that young man’s teef came skraight
GAGIRL87 says:
she made a tape with RAY J (which already make her wack by association)
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Rayj will never recover from being used like that..po thang..
Miany says:
RAZZLE is the , not a BEDAZZLED tramp. says:
I read somewhere that kim k fugged somewhere between 22 and 25 knee-growz…
^^ chile booo!! When did you read THAT??? 2004?
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there’s a list somewhere with all of the known guy’s she’s had…
@aMISS
“KY tell MAN its easier than that but his fantasy is more like first encounters”
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Taken
Slap downs the Rainbow flag and waves Mutombo finger in your face
strictly husband ****ly
LMAO
*game
OTB Bait
I heard Beyonce is going to be doing guest appearances at Neverland estate as Peter Pan
I heard Savannah gave Bron the ring back and he is crying and asking where can he find a fly chic in Florida with a hustlers spirit
I won’t entertain this foolish negative talk about Kim K. Won’t even discuss it, so let’s just leave that at the door.
And this ignorant statment about her phucking 22-25 dudes WHEN MOST HOES PHUCK DOUBLE OR TRIPLE THAT BY THE TIME THEY ARE 30! **which DOESN’T mean she phucked that many dudes**
You know what… let’s just move on.
did i tell yall granny is gonna quit tew? lawd please don’t let her quit foe i dew!
it’s lookin like that will be the case tho
she’s just waiting on her hubby’s retirement check to hit. dammit man!
i’m troubled by this. at the same time that’s when imma slow my work down to -10 (it’s already at 0.5)
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I won’t entertain this foolish negative talk about Kim K. Won’t even discuss it, so let’s just leave that at the door.
And this ignorant statment about her phucking 22-25 dudes WHEN MOST HOES PHUCK DOUBLE OR TRIPLE THAT BY THE TIME THEY ARE 30! **which DOESN’T mean she phucked that many dudes**
You know what… let’s just move on.
_______________________
Rayj will never recover from being used like that..po thang..
by datsmdubya2u on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:35 pm
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Why won’t y’all let Willie be great :wails:
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
OTB Bait
I heard Beyonce is going to be doing guest appearances at Neverland estate as Peter Pan
I heard Savannah gave Bron the ring back and he is crying and asking where can he find a fly chic in Florida with a hustlers spirit
MAN its usually that way even when both are willing, one is more controlling. So you are accurate to a degree
GAGIRL87 says:
Jenie Wolverine sucked soooooo bad shawty
they better not fawk Thor up 
or Avengers 
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I heard :crying1: they should have left it alone
Man can call everyone else hoes but NO ONE can besmirch the pure name of the Armenian Goddess Kim Kardashian
this has always been the classic knee slapper!
@DATS
“I won’t entertain this foolish negative talk about Kim K. Won’t even discuss it, so let’s just leave that at the door.
And this ignorant statment about her phucking 22-25 dudes WHEN MOST HOES PHUCK DOUBLE OR TRIPLE THAT BY THE TIME THEY ARE 30! **which DOESN’T mean she phucked that many dudes**
You know what… let’s just move on.
_______________________
Man you will cut for Kim!!!! Too funny!
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It’s more so the ignorance and jealousy that gets me! Hoes got 9 kids by 7 daddies and “managing” 3 STD’s but the first to say something bout Kim K. being a “hoe.”
…but whatever, cause I ain’t goin entertain that chit today. It’s already a Monday.
FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:
Ky
Not yet…found out last week the boy needs braces…
Do you know what I could do with that 4k?
imma still be here get that young man’s teef came skraight
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Of course…that would reflect badly on me
My teeth are all straight and Purdy and he can bite an apple through a fence…I was a thumb sucker (which cements my claim that my head game is beyond belief)
I am waiting for his next appointment to find out about the financing and then I’ll know when, where, what, etc….
Sidenote: Apologies for the sess talk ya’ll….This celibacy train SUCKS AZZ
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Rayj will never recover from being used like that..po thang..
by datsmdubya2u on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:35 pm
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Why won’t y’all let Willie be great
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cause he say he hit it first.
this has always been the classic knee slapper!
^^
I dont know why that tickled me so
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp. 
says:
Man can call everyone else hoes but NO ONE can besmirch the pure name of the Armenian Goddess Kim Kardashian
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Wolverine?
Oh and I love you for using ‘besmirch’ in a sentence @Razzle
@MISS HARLEM
“MAN its usually that way even when both are willing, one is more controlling. So you are accurate to a degree
________________
See, that part that would get me off though, would be if one was saying “no” and verbally saying “it was wrong” or some dumbchit like that but steadily spreading her legs!
:jack: :jack: <<<double time!
It’s more so the ignorance and jealousy that gets me! Hoes got 9 kids by 7 daddies and “managing” 3 STD’s but the first to say something bout Kim K. being a “hoe.”
I hope… 
————
Glad that ain’t nobawdy here…
@Man
…but whatever, cause I ain’t goin entertain that chit today. It’s already a Monday.
______________________
Yeah don’t get all worked up… Kim’s ok..and you are o.k
KY
wtf you apologizing for. Folks forgot how we use to do they getting soft in they font age. They be aight 
chile u hear about Bey gwan give Sandra Rose an exclusive Q & A session for Sandra’s loyal readers TUH-DAY!? Sandra got that JUICE hunty! <—uh-oh dance
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:42 pm
by FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
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Rings the SR
bait bell
(in the key of Diddles and bad boy) OTBeeeyyyyyy come out and plaaaaayyyyy 
@RAZZLE
“Man can call everyone else hoes but NO ONE can besmirch the pure name of the Armenian Goddess Kim Kardashian
this has always been the classic knee slapper!”
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That’s because in the case of Kim K we KNOW it’s not true when referring to her as a hoe!
My teeth are all straight and Purdy and he can bite an apple through a fence…I was a thumb sucker (which cements my claim that my head game is beyond belief)
I am waiting for his next appointment to find out about the financing and then I’ll know when, where, what, etc….
Sidenote: Apologies for the sess talk ya’ll….This celibacy train SUCKS AZZ
my step-daughter’s teefis tho??
since when we apologizin for sess talk tho??
that’s against the damn rules! 
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
chile u hear about Bey gwan give Sandra Rose an exclusive Q & A session for Sandra’s loyal readers TUH-DAY!? Sandra got that JUICE hunty! <—uh-oh dance
BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:42 pm
by FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity
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Rings the SR
bait bell
(in the key of Diddles and bad boy) OTBeeeyyyyyy come out and plaaaaayyyyy 
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*clinks togeva my coke bottles*
You know we had to do the remix, right?
I STILL love that joint….
That’s because in the case of Kim K we KNOW it’s not true when referring to her as a hoe!
^^^^^ Ok but she’s like one dack away. #hoeadjacent
wolverine though???
MAN yup!! Sometimes I verbally say no but physically say yes. Sometimes its bitch shut up and spread em and I get aggressive
@Man™
please define the word hoe
Why did y’all let me record Coretta and Betty with Mary j and Angela Bassett????
Malik’s Yoba was on there as MLK Jr
Even My husband was like Malik you need to kill to self
I was like so now MLK Jr had ashy lips??? In addition to chasing hoes? This is what he has become
That’s because in the case of Kim K we KNOW it’s not true when referring to her as a hoe!
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Lemmie go find this COT DAMN LIST!!!
Harlem
Blows in KY’s coke bottles like Dougie Fresh
Awe ish FLavor in yo ear REMIX
:lame:
Ain’t never heard of this movie, but I want to see it now. Moving right along……
Sandra Rose says:
I took my homie Zeralyn to see it on Sunday.
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What makes Goldie so special? I’m jealous. I’ll be in the A for Labor Day weekend. Can you take me to the movies? And do you treat?
FAYLA
I can be very aggressive especially when its been awhile or I am craving it. Do me a favor and get some in for me. Your girl is hurting and my toys is crying for mercy 
@FAYLA
”
“please define the word hoe
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It’s more of a colloquialism. It can have several meanings depending on how it’s used. It has several meanings for me.
*pops in to drag Harlem out*
Hey yall!!
TJ Jackson
Damon Thomas
Julian St. Jox
Ray J
Nick Lachey
Nick Cannon
FONSWORTH BENTLEY
Marquis Houston
Evan Ross
Christiano Ronaldo
Shengo Deane
Miles Austin
Michael Copon
Jon Mayer
Brett Lockett
The Game
Scptt Storch
Gabriel Aubrey
Reggie Bush
Kris Humphries
Kanye West
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At what number do we make the cut off for not being a ‘ho’?
Can you take me to the movies? And do you treat?
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Can’t see gravies
Alex
@RAZZLE
That ol bullchit azz list. Miles Austin and Fonsworth Bently prolly phucked each other but somehow they get on Kim K.’s list?
Man, stop… :stop:
@Razzle
@ Ky desert Isl DOES suck. Let’s hold hand and jump in the ocean
I’ll let you bend me over
O yeah, afternoon heffas
MissHarlem says:
FAYLA I can be very aggressive especially when its been awhile or I am craving it. Do me a favor and get some in for me. Your girl is hurting and my toys is crying for mercy
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I got pissed when my friend died on me this weekend
FONSWORTH BENTLEY?????
Question: on that bad boy song with Lil Kim what are they saying?
citrell cristal… From east to west coast spread love son
I get as far as : no time for fake ones …..
Then I say
bitch shut up and spread em
oh my
________________
She actually confirmed Miles Austin in the first season of that bs show of hers
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@RAZZLE
That ol bullchit azz list. Miles Austin and Fonsworth Bently prolly phucked each other but somehow they get on Kim K.’s list?
Man, stop…
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but youre not denying the other 20…
At what number do we make the cut off for not being a ‘ho’?
@DATS
“FONSWORTH BENTLEY?????
I can’t…I just can’t”
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She phucked him with a strap on so he ain’t even get in the puzzy so how he count?
But why is FONSWORTH in all caps though?!?
“bitch shut up and spread em
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oh my
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:jack:
Hey Gelly
Aunty you need a scissoring emote 
Well i just caught up on Welcome to Sweetiepies (really it’s been only two episodes
)
But Po Miss Robbie…when she does go onto glory Sweetie Pies will be closed in 9 months… The folk around her are dumb as a box of rocks..
GELLY I sawry ma’am
PM oh hey *fake smile*
RAZZLE you needs back up boo lol
MISS
I got, no time for fake niggaz
Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz
From East to West coast spread love niggaz (that’s right)
And while you niggaz talk chit we count bank figures (say what?)
“bubble butt bubble bubble bubble butt”
She phucked him with a strap on so he ain’t even get in the puzzy so how he count?
by Man, I just don’t care™ on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:59 pm
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Because when he turned her around backwards he incidentally hit it from the front too because it is so loose it became one hole
Just a wild guess
@RAZZLE
“but youre not denying the other 20…
At what number do we make the cut off for not being a ‘ho’?”
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I didn’t concede the other 20 either. I just picked out the most obvious two that didn’t fit.
And I think you have to look at it on a case by case scenario. If a chick literally sleeps with one man to get paid for it, she is a hoe… by definition.
If a chick sleeps with 10 men, in one night cause she was drinking and free spirited… like say, Har-Monica, well, she a hoe too so that ain’t the best example.
But you know, numbers don’t tell the full story.
Yea that’s it Harlem
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
She phucked him with a strap on so he ain’t even get in the puzzy so how he count?
by Man, I just don’t care™ on Aug 12, 2013 at 1:59 pm
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Because when he turned her around backwards he incidentally hit it from the front too because it is so loose it became one hole
Just a wild guess
___________________
Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:
But why is FONSWORTH in all caps though?!?
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Cause he’s so suspect
And MsHarlem, I tossed it when Mr Razz got me my new friend for my birfday…
Charger is better than batteries.
@Dats I don’t know when Tim, Charles, or Andre will ever grow up.
Also, don’t nobody want no tshirt with Tim’s face on it!!
ALEX my dear, what brings you here on this lovely day?
RAZZLE if I end up singing that song by the end of the day I will hunt you down and font kill you
If a chick sleeps with 10 men, in one night cause she was drinking and free spirited… like say, Har-Monica, well, she a hoe too so that ain’t the best example.
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Who dis be!!!
But Po Miss Robbie…when she does go onto glory Sweetie Pies will be closed in 9 months… The folk around her are dumb as a box of rocks..
by datsmdubya2u on Aug 12, 2013 at 2:00 pm
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So we done signed her death certificate? She gone this year yo
Pumpkin! *choking you with this hunch* I humped yo ass last time you were here and you just left! Pull my hair to make up for it!
LMAO at AWL a YAWL!
Milky if yew still lurkin
Harlem & Razz
i promise to think of yall as i’m getting plowed 
*snigglin*
Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:
@Dats I don’t know when Tim, Charles, or Andre will ever grow up.
Also, don’t nobody want no tshirt with Tim’s face on it!!
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Charles or Andre either…
and in the episode last week when miss Robbie went to Charles’ house and asked him who dem red pumps belongs too…Im screaming “HIM MISS ROBBIE! HIM!!!!
I feel like Ms. Sophia when she comes home from jail for Easter dinner…..Ion even know yall no mo!!! :wails:
I didn’t concede the other 20 either. I just picked out the most obvious two that didn’t fit.
And I think you have to look at it on a case by case scenario. If a chick literally sleeps with one man to get paid for it, she is a hoe… by definition.
If a chick sleeps with 10 men, in one night cause she was drinking and free spirited… like say, Har-Monica, well, she a hoe too so that ain’t the best example.
But you know, numbers don’t tell the full story.
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Har-Monica
butterum… whore=person being paid for sex
ho/hoe= someone who fuggs for free just cause “she knows what she wants”
I tried to watch Sweetie Pies
he need not eat nan nothing sweet or starch. He should do these shakes like me 
Tim has a girl body. He’s big and tall too so that troubles me
Jennnnnnnnnnnnnay
Fay Fay
FAYLA please do. I want some sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad I can damn near taste it
Harlem & Razz i promise to think of yall as i’m getting plowed
*snigglin*
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@RAZZLE
Whatever, Kim K. ain’t a hoe. The end.
**moving on**
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
But Po Miss Robbie…when she does go onto glory Sweetie Pies will be closed in 9 months… The folk around her are dumb as a box of rocks..
by datsmdubya2u on Aug 12, 2013 at 2:00 pm
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So we done signed her death certificate? She gone this year yo
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:stop: where’d you get that? Im just saying when she does go (whenever that may be) Sweeties Pie’s is toast unless somebody with business acumen steps in and buys it. Cause tim gonna try to open a strip club/skateboard shop next to the Upper Crust and that’s will be it…
GELLY I just wanted to capitilize on my fav subject
@MISS HARLEM
Are you doin the “celibacy” thing?
@Dats
They need to let him be on his own & stop taking care of him. Who is paying the bills at that house?!? He couldn’t even buy food.
And how long is Tim going to wear that damn Mohawk?!?
MissHarlem says:
KY
wtf you apologizing for. Folks forgot how we use to do they getting soft in they font age. They be aight 
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Even I be looking back at my fonts like “damn you’s a horny bish”
Miss Robbie needs to leave that business up to someone else who is NOT her fam bc they trying they best to run that in the ground. Tim needs to grow up and while he tries to grow up he can start with that fat pre teen body
So since Man refuses to answer the question, at what number do y’all think a woman is considered a ho?
Can the news media talk about something other than Hannah’s kidnapping?
MAN did you just curse at me and ask me if Im doing the celibacy thing?!!!!!!!
GTFOH but ummm to answer your question chicks cant keep up with me and or I havent found one that I can plow on a reg basis 
Honestly, out of all the ones around her she would be better off leaving Jenae in charge. She’s the only one about business.
MissHarlem says:
FAYLA please do. I want some sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad I can damn near taste it
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Ashiiiiiid, you better go to the “store” and get you one of them BIG BLACK DYCKS with a suction cup on the bottom of it and… well you know…
Sandra Rose says:
Can the news media talk about something other than Hannah’s kidnapping?
__________________
Nope
she is a cute blonde girl ….
RAZZLE number Kim K
KY I look at your fonts and be like
while singing I am not allooonnneeeee you are here with meeeeeeee
@Alex
They need to let him be on his own & stop taking care of him. Who is paying the bills at that house?!? He couldn’t even buy food.
And how long is Tim going to wear that damn Mohawk?!?
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IKR!!! Tim GROW THEE FUGG UP!!! You mama got a good business goin so yo dumbazz don’t hafta go begging for a job fo the white man (and after your 10yr bid you’ll never get a job anywhere else) but you just out here dreaming and shid.. Get back with big nose long faced janae and raise your baby. (kinda think this whole separation thing is fake tho)
Charles???….They need to put him out then he need to comeout..
RAZZLE a wall banger you say. Welp got one its chocolate
ALEX is you blind heffa!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Man,
tell me this Har-Monica story…
I havent heard it… 
@MISS HARLEM
I ain’t curse at you!
But yeah, I don’t know how it works for girl-on-girl but if you plow ’em on the regular they start “expecting” chit.
What y’all in here talm bout
can I get a after lunch recap
chicks cant keep up with me
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Harlem you don’t like teaching?
GellySammich says:
why did freaky friday end? them dayum real gravi days ruin the fantasy?
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It was Man’s reversible hairline huh Gelly
Whatever, Kim K. ain’t a hoe. The end.
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Yew’s A HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE yew’s a HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yew’s A HOEEEEEEEEEEEEE Eye said that yew’s a hoe. :headphones:
You doin hoe activities. With hoe tendencies. Hoes are your friends, hoes are your enemies.
@ Sandra
Sandra Rose says:
Can the news media talk about something other than Hannah’s kidnapping?
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Gurrl Naw…Pretty white girl kidnapped…them white media guys is goin in and then goin home wishin and fantasizing about what they’d do to a scared pretty white 16 yr old girl in their clutches..they gonna talk about this for the next month!!!! #pervtrigger
Hoe-Oasis
Who Dat says:
Whatever, Kim K. ain’t a hoe. The end.
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Yew’s A HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE yew’s a HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yew’s A HOEEEEEEEEEEEEE Eye said that yew’s a hoe.
You doin hoe activities. With hoe tendencies. Hoes are your friends, hoes are your enemies.
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FuturedocDonte says:
What y’all in here talm bout
can I get a after lunch recap
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I trying to figure that out myself
MissHarlem says:
KY I look at your fonts and be like
while singing I am not allooonnneeeee you are here with meeeeeeee
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@Harlem
Yes, in one eye. That’s the eye they hit with the pistol. I said ion know yall no mo.
But yeah, I saw some foolishness going on.
MAN celibacy and me in the same sentence is cursing at me
nah I dont plow I can but I dont. Chicks is cray so Im on dry island till one fronts like she aint cray
GELLY I can most def teach but gotta have a participant who doesnt know what no means
@TY
“why did freaky friday end? them dayum real gravi days ruin the fantasy?
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It was Man’s reversible hairline huh Gelly ”
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:stop:
My chit ain’t even receded that much!
257 Ty says:
Hoe-Oasis
Oasis’s contains water.. one would have to have wetness in order to be considered an oasis… 
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Ummm..
#manbait
Hey Sandra!!
@MISS
” Chicks is cray so Im on dry island till one fronts like she aint cray
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chiiiiiiid. Good luck with that!
It was Man’s reversible hairline huh Gelly ”
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My chit ain’t even receded that much!
Shyt!
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but gotta have a participant who doesnt know what no means
^^
Goes to call my bad habit cuz reading shii like this puts me in s. e. x withdrawl.
This is the longest day ever! Hey Everyones
#DEAD @ Gelly bout the real gravis
And no mama I was happy to see ur purty face 
Maybe I’m rubbin up on the wrong roses
Harlem Shaker less than an hr away….
@ Ky Since my offer was rebuked
I’m lost
hoe-zone layer
Luda know he was a fool for that song
I was thinking about Terrence Howard in The Best Man
“bout to be a hoe-oasis up in here…Luke dancers…LUKE”
I see TY on her bs
ALEX I see you here to get me straight
jeniefrumdabloc says:
FuturedocDonte says:
What y’all in here talm bout
can I get a after lunch recap
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I trying to figure that out myself
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Let’s see
We were still talking about the MG. Consensus is she’s cute, but the snap, crackle, pop weave and the green contacts were no bueno…but she has a stacked bod!
Fay fay posted that Kris Jenner was all in her feelngs, because how dare President Obama say fukkin on tape for cash wasn’t ‘the American dream’…that led us going in on that cum bucket, Kim Sharadashian…
Harlem and I are both horn dogs and Harlem is looking for a few good Women, but I’s on the sell-a-bit train…
Oh and @Man stay defending his Wolverine (kim k) but thinks all other females are hoes…
I THINK I got it all…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
“why did freaky friday end? them dayum real gravi days ruin the fantasy?
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It was Man’s reversible hairline huh Gelly ”
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My chit ain’t even receded that much!
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First u have to admit there is a problem
*sits lacefront hairline on the blog*
Now I want to hear that song. Damn you DUBB
MIANY blame KY she reved my ass up so here we are
PM
Ty says:
@ Razzle
I was thinking about Terrence Howard in The Best Man
“bout to be a hoe-oasis up in here…Luke dancers…LUKE”
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PumpkinsMama says:
#DEAD @ Gelly bout the real gravis
And no mama I was happy to see ur purty face 
Maybe I’m rubbin up on the wrong roses
I just got complimented and dumped all in the same post
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Ty says:
I was thinking about Terrence Howard in The Best Man
“bout to be a hoe-oasis up in here…Luke dancers…LUKE”
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When ol girl was dancing on murt, this nigguh said “I’m jealous”
YALL SEE HOW Kevin Federline done married a lil yt chic after gettin fat (literally) off Brittney Spears’ dime…
#ComeUpDoneRIGHT
#TakeNotesTamekaFoster-Raymond
Ty says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
“why did freaky friday end? them dayum real gravi days ruin the fantasy?
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It was Man’s reversible hairline huh Gelly ”
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My chit ain’t even receded that much!
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First u have to admit there is a problem
*sits lacefront hairline on the blog*
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*sits shawty lo’s black sharpie on the blog and backs away*
@Jeanie
I’m lost
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Harlem is Hot as a fiyacrakka!
Man is chivalrously defending Kim K’s honor (what’s left of it)
despite all evidence to the contrary
And me and Alex are wondering how long Sweetie Pies will stay open after Miss Robbie..because Tim is slower than Christmas…
can I get a after lunch recap
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IDK my own dayum self. I just jumped in on the Kim Drydashian is a hoe…aint a hoe convo with the old skool Luda lyrics. This is a post about a movie called Elxir that Sandy took Zeralyn to go see over the weekend.
All I got.
MAN exactly why Im on dry island. Chicks is cray I tell you cray.
KY I aint looking
they cray but if one fall into my lap then well gotta handle business
:nana::
First off Ky Ky and Pumkyn
bring it in …. 2nd 
for #276
trose1 says:
Couldn’t watch the trailer but if no one gets sick or old, why do they need free healthcare?
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That’s a good point.
Miss Harlem needs her a chick like Pam from TB
MissHarlem says:
KY I aint looking
they cray but if one fall into my lap then well gotta handle business
Well yeah….
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When life gives you Women…make some Women-ade
JENIE! My peas and carrots bish
Hmmmmm Harlem Shaker didn’t you say you swung an sp on the LIRR b4?
*refusing to look at Beta*
Betta done went and snapped a fly azz orange koolaid pick of Gabby Siddy!
@Dats
U remember Tim’s friend with the dreads from the first cpl of seasons? Maybe his rap career took off.
At least he gave Tim decent advice. The ones he’s listening to now tho….
Beta Noooooooooooooo
PM great memory
I sure did. Yankee Stadium too the old one
Muy interesante
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp. 
says:
Ty says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
“why did freaky friday end? them dayum real gravi days ruin the fantasy?
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It was Man’s reversible hairline huh Gelly ”
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My chit ain’t even receded that much!
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First u have to admit there is a problem
*sits lacefront hairline on the blog*
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*sits shawty lo’s black sharpie on the blog and backs away*
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*adds Ray J flip flop*
It is isnt it?! Especially when it just happens and I know what Im doing
@alex
@Dats
U remember Tim’s friend with the dreads from the first cpl of seasons? Maybe his rap career took off.
At least he gave Tim decent advice. The ones he’s listening to now tho…
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Well that one dude told him to get back with Janae..
But when they was in the baby store and that white girl said “you look like the mommy and you look like the daddy” I