Celebs Out & About: Floyd Mayweather Jr., Jim Jones, 50 Cent, Daphne Joy

Sandra Rose October 30, 2013

Prize fighter Floyd Mayweather, Jr. attended a pre-Halloween party thrown by socialite Daphne Joy, left, at the Supperclub in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Rapper 50 Cent took a plea deal in a much-publicized domestic violence case involving Daphne. He was sentenced to 3 years’ probation with 30 days’ community service. 50 Cent was charged with kicking and punching the mother-of-one and damaging property. The reason for the violence was never fully explained, but insiders whisper that Fiddy became enraged when he found out he was not the father of Daphne’s child. 50 reportedly paid generous child support and rent for a luxury condo for Daphne and her kid. Also in attendance at the party was rapper Jim Jones.
Photo: WENN.com

Speaking of the troubled rapper, 50 Cent attended the NY Premiere of Last Vegas last night. Also attending the premiere were actors Mary Steenburgen, Morgan Freeman, Robert De Niro, Michael Douglas and Romany Malco.
Photo: Dan Jackman/WENN.com

http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

That hoe is fine!
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

I don’t like Curtis with that S-curl.
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

50 looks like a domesticated Cesar
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

The reason for the violence was never fully explained, but insiders whisper that Fiddy became enraged when he found out he was not the father of Daphne’s child. 50 reportedly paid generous child support and rent for a luxury condo for Daphne and her kid. Also in attendance at the party was rapper Jim Jones
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I don’ t like 50 dents And should’ve had a keeper, you prolly would’ve known you was the daddy if you had chose wiser
Salliemae’s Boosh

50 looks reptilian here
Oprahs Bunion
Who Dat

50 looks like a domesticated Cesar

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I gotta go walk

:crying1:
Oprahs Bunion

———> goes back downstairs
Jdore

Jim please take a bath!!!
http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

Dag so I guess ain’t nobody thinkin about 50 no more if his girl can attract celebs to her party. I remember a time when they would have cared about his opinion. That S-Curl ain’t helpin matters.
The Pearl!

from downstairs:

Yaaas, Lawdt!! DId you know you can tell a lot about a dyck by checking the nose?
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Do tell Hey Pearl

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Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack! A few of my girls and I had a roundtable discussion about it one day.
OutsidetheBox

Hey Floyd. :lashes: :giggle:
Ty

So Floyd went to 50’s ex baby momma party
scorpio1108

I love “money” mayweather….he stay showing suckas why he the KANG, that’s a bad jacket and boots
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack! A few of my girls and I had a roundtable discussion about it one day.
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Ok. U learn something new everyday
Ty

Jdore says:

Jim please get pressure washed!!
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fixed that 4 u hun
Phrozen1der

*Goes back downstairs*
Oprahs Bunion

I still haven’t been to the Supper Club yet. I hear it’s cool.
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack! A few of my girls and I had a roundtable discussion about it one day.
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Man, women talk worse than us!
The Pearl!

Man, women talk worse than us!
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@Man…you didn’t know?
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

50 looks like a domesticated Cesar

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I gotta go walk

by Who Dat on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:10 pm
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Gwan and walk. When you come back he will still be hiding in the attic beating the walls at the neighbor
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Floyd looks like he talk junk while
OutsidetheBox

Sandra what kind of backpack is that Floyd got?
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Floyd looks like a corner bum. He had no choice but to know how to fight well.
OutsidetheBox

I love “money” mayweather….he stay showing suckas why he the KANG, that’s a bad jacket and boots
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He flyy.
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Don’t nobody want no big swole nose dude, matter fact BF nose kinda big, but not sasquash big
The Pearl!

I like a nucca who talks a lot of shyt while but only if he’s swinging the big stick. Otherwise, shut yo ass up – um, and don’t come back!
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

let me shut up
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

I like a nucca who talks a lot of shyt while
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Me too and he has to smack my arse too.
OutsidetheBox

Haters gonna hate.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Ty says:

So Floyd went to 50’s ex baby momma party
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Please take a moment to read my post hun.
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Floyd looks like he talk junk while

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Whilst choking you
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Floyd looks like he talk junk while

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Whilst choking you
Oprahs Bunion

The Pearl! says:

I like a nucca who talks a lot of shyt while but only if he’s swinging the big stick. Otherwise, shut yo ass up – um, and don’t come back!

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Oprahs Bunion

San ah make ya dance says:

Whilst choking you

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I almost died doing that! NEVER AGAIN!!
OutsidetheBox

let me shut up
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What. You see an exception to the rule dont chu.
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

I can’t have one too big being that I’m petite and all… I don’t need a hystrectomy yet. But I don’t one that’s too small either….
The Pearl!

@San, you’re funny…you reconsidered, huh? My ex had a big ass nosed and before I was “hip” to the corresponding “package” I was a bit put off…but, baby, now that I know what I know….hmph! Why do you REALLY think Swizz Beatz gets as many women as he does?
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Whilst choking you
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No ma’am!!!
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

@San, you’re funny…you reconsidered, huh? My ex had a big ass nosed and before I was “hip” to the corresponding “package” I was a bit put off…but, baby, now that I know what I know….hmph! Why do you REALLY think Swizz Beatz gets as many women as he does?

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I had to think about that thang Its not huge but its not small
OutsidetheBox

Ty says:
So Floyd went to 50?s ex baby momma party
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Please take a moment to read my post hun
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50’s “ex” BM, Aunt Tea..emphasis on the ex. We reading up in here. Peepah and posts.
OutsidetheBox

Mad. Eating salt water “caramel apple” taffy that taste like banana. :crying1: I like banana but this is false adv.
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

I almost died doing that! NEVER AGAIN!!
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Never tried it
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

OutsidetheBox says:

Sandra what kind of backpack is that Floyd got?
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That’s his girlfriend’s studded MCM python skin backpack with gold trim. A similar bag is here —> http://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/mcm-snakeskin-effect-backpack-item-10546426.aspx?gclid=CKvJ9MaJv7oCFQto7Aod8BcA0A&country=216
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

What. You see an exception to the rule dont chu.
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Any bigger than his imma have to excuse myself
OutsidetheBox

I almost died doing that! NEVER AGAIN!!
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Its a fine line between pleasure and death.
scorpio1108

@OTB

I live in Michigan and have run in to Floyd at quite a few events…he has some very nice pieces in his collection
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

OutsidetheBox says:

50’s “ex” BM, Aunt Tea..emphasis on the ex. We reading up in here. Peepah and posts.
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Thanks hun.
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Floyd at quite a few events…he has some very nice pieces in his collection
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Too flashy for me, kinda dress like a clown sometimes. Not my taste
Phrozen1der

So if he’s not hanging, he cannot talk? But what if his hucklebuck is still the truth though? Can he talk then? #ToughQuestions..
OutsidetheBox

That’s his girlfriend’s studded MCM python skin backpack with gold trim.
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It looked MCM-esque. I like it. Shiny my fave colour.
Ty

Sandra Rose says:

Ty says:

So Floyd went to 50?s ex baby momma party
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Please take a moment to read my post hun.
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Um I did read it Sandra Mae

Floyd is the prized fighter that likes piano medleys in his living room that attended ho-cialite Daphne’s pre Halloween party. She also got monkey stomped for making the gorilla at Chuckie Cheese think she had his baby. So what did I miss

“Prize fighter Floyd Mayweather, Jr. attended a pre-Halloween party thrown by socialite Daphne Joy, left, at the Supperclub in Los Angeles on Tuesday.”
Oprahs Bunion

San ah make ya dance says:

I almost died doing that! NEVER AGAIN!!
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Never tried it

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Don’t! Nicca held my neck so long I began passing out while climaxing at the same time! It was the CRAZIEST FEELING EVER! But I was blacking out! I stumbled out of bed and into my damn mirror cracking it! UGHHHH! I just laid on the floor shaking and shyt…
OutsidetheBox

scorpio1108 says:

@OTB
I live in Michigan and have run in to Floyd at quite a few events…he has some very nice pieces in his collection
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I believe it. I lightweight stalk him on IG and FB. Country boy cant tell him nothing <–Dollar Bill(Bernie Mac) voice.

I like his over the top nature.
OutsidetheBox

Any bigger than his imma have to excuse myself
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I like them giant in theory but I be hauling ass.
southerngent

:off topic: what are y’all opinions on dude who claims he was rejected from kappa alpha psi because he was gay
scorpio1108

@San

lol….I agree sometimes he does too much, but hey he is cocky and confident so I aint mad
Ty

Sandra Rose says:

OutsidetheBox says:

Sandra what kind of backpack is that Floyd got?
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That’s his girlfriend’s studded MCM python skin backpack with gold trim. A similar bag is here
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sounds like a used car salesman

“U are going to love this model”
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Don’t! Nicca held my neck so long I began passing out while climaxing at the same time! It was the CRAZIEST FEELING EVER! But I was blacking out! I stumbled out of bed and into my damn mirror cracking it! UGHHHH! I just laid on the floor shaking and shyt…
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Jdore

Ty says:

Jdore says:

Jim please get pressure washed!!
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fixed that 4 u hun
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you’re right. Thanks for the correction hun!
Oprahs Bunion

Its a fine line between pleasure and death.
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I have read that it feels like snorting cocaine for the first time.
OutsidetheBox

So if he’s not hanging, he cannot talk? But what if his hucklebuck is still the truth though? Can he talk then? #ToughQuestions..
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What’s hucklebuck Phro?

Is this the position?
The Pearl!

Phrozen1der says:

So if he’s not hanging, he cannot talk? But what if his hucklebuck is still the truth though? Can he talk then? #ToughQuestions..
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Well, I did know a guy who was HUNG but didn’t know what he was doing. Also knew one that was very average who “worked harder” and that is alright by me! (Always exceptions to the rules.) One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)… sir! I told him, “my goodies been this good all my life and I’ve managed to get :hunched: well, so what I need YOU to do is go home, work out for six months, then come back and see me.
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

lol….I agree sometimes he does too much, but hey he is ****y and confident so I aint mad
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yep goes with his persona
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

I have nothing
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

But I was blacking out! I stumbled out of bed and into my damn mirror cracking it! UGHHHH! I just laid on the floor shaking and shyt…
OutsidetheBox

Omgawd

“How she died?”
OB’s partna: ” Under me…”
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

I hate all that talkin while phuckin.
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)…
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Damn Maybe it had been awhile for the po man <—-Just terrible. Shyt really aint funny
OutsidetheBox

I have read that it feels like snorting cocaine for the first time.
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Mm. If thats so, I see why that white girl is so addictive.
The Pearl!

Oprah!!! (I don’t mean to laugh, but OMG!)
Oprahs Bunion

Omgawd

“How she died?”
OB’s partna: ” Under me…”

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That shyt happened a month ago! NEVER AGAIN! But he wants MORE!!
scorpio1108

I believe it. I lightweight stalk him on IG and FB. Country boy cant tell him nothing <–Dollar Bill(Bernie Mac) voice.

I like his over the top nature.

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LMAO
Phrozen1der

Why do people request to be choked out?! I’ll admit it was the oddest request EVER.. And I was scared as fawk!! Shawty NEVER got a return call…
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

I hate all that talkin while phuckin.
by Man, I just don’t care™ on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:33 pm
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Man’s face while.
Ty

Damn Oprah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

Dont ask for that Big Richard then run from it thats wasteful
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

That shyt happened a month ago! NEVER AGAIN! But he wants MORE!!

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Girl don’t Fluck with that man again!
Phrozen1der

“One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)… sir! I told him, “my goodies been this good all my life and I’ve managed to get :hunched: well, so what I need YOU to do is go home, work out for six months, then come back and see me.”

I swear I can’t stand you!!!
SOTHERNGRL

I have seen Jim Jones once look like he has taken a bath I guess looking clean is just to much for him to handle.
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

That shyt happened a month ago! NEVER AGAIN! But he wants MORE!!
by Oprahs Bunion on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:36 pm
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So it was recent? < how u were
OutsidetheBox

AL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

I love choking even getting choke might be ok
Phrozen1der

“Dont ask for that Big Richard then run from it thats wasteful :coffee:”
Oprahs Bunion

@ Pearl – I can laugh at it now, but I was seriously crying when it happened! Knowing you might be leaving ain’t no good feeling!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

@Alboy … long time, no see

*checks your nose and middle finger*
OutsidetheBox

Why do people request to be choked out?! I’ll admit it was the oddest request EVER.. And I was scared as fawk!! Shawty NEVER got a return call…
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Really I think there is some kind of pleasure release if we’re looking at it internally. Think of the kids who play the choking game..a lot of them end up dead but the point is that they do it for some kind of high.

I cant imagine sex would be so much more different. I think.
The Pearl!

One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)…
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Damn Maybe it had been awhile for the po man <—-Just terrible. Shyt really aint funny

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Naw…that nigga was just unhealthy! Which also taught me that: if you is a dibetic or on high BP medication (but don't work out)…MISS me with your malfunctioning dack!
Phrozen1der

” Knowing you might be leaving ain’t no good feeling! :bite:”
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Why do people request to be choked out?!
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A$% smack plz
Ty

Oprahs Bunion says:

Omgawd

“How she died?”
OB’s partna: ” Under me…”

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That shyt happened a month ago! NEVER AGAIN! But he wants MORE!!
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U don’t need to dude no more If so u need one of those life alert buttons to wear around your neck
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Al!!
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

If someone asks you to choke them you should video it for evidence. In case you keep choking during the climax
Be like dang girl you put it on me
Girl be like
Dude
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)…
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Damn Maybe it had been awhile for the po man <—-Just terrible. Shyt really aint funny
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You cant judge a nigga on his first time phuckin u!
Phrozen1der

” Think of the kids who play the choking game..a lot of them end up dead but the point is that they do it for some kind of high.

“Some of them end up dead” Umm thats an issue
OutsidetheBox

Denise
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Naw…that nigga was just unhealthy! Which also taught me that: if you is a dibetic or on high BP medication (but don’t work out)…
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on high BP medication <—– How old was dude?
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

I love choking even getting choke might be ok
by ALBoy on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:38 pm
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* pulls housecoat tight*
Don’t font me then I’m saved
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

You cant judge a nigga on his first time phuckin u!
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The Pearl!

ALBoy says:

Dont ask for that Big Richard then run from it thats wasteful
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I don’t run, per se. I “scooch” away from it, but, um…I always come back!
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

“Some of them end up dead” Umm thats an issue

by Phrozen1der on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:41 pm
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Ty

Nicca held my neck so long I began passing out while climaxing at the same time! It was the CRAZIEST FEELING EVER! But I was blacking out!
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Not sure how I would’ve felt

Like this or que Going Up to Yonder
Who Dat

Oh and from downstairs. About Richard Lawson…he was married to the Gordy that helped fake Marvin Gaye wife pregnancy.

Marvin Gaye married Anna Gordy. Anna was barren. So they hatched a scheme for Anna to wear a pillow…and have a surrogate. Anna pops up with a baby sired by Marvin and her niece. Denise Gordy was that niece.

Who was married to the man Tina Knowles is photo’d with.

Probably a huge coincidence.
OutsidetheBox

Umm thats an issue
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Because they are using things instead of a human but yeah I agree.

Ive never got to a point where I felt in danger. I guess you gotta know your partna. And I have been with someone who did it without me asking. Rough sex is rough sex. From the byke? Chillle.
Oprahs Bunion

Phrozen1der says:

Why do people request to be choked out?! I’ll admit it was the oddest request EVER.. And I was scared as fawk!! Shawty NEVER got a return call…
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I didn’t ask him. He was hitting it from the back & instead of holdng my waste, he put his hands around my neck. I started orgasming and his grip got tighter. Next thing I know, I couldn’t get ANY AIR and started blacking out. I hopped up so fast so I could BREATHE! But in my dizziness, I fell into my mirror! I CAN’T!!
The Pearl!

@Oprah, I hope he reimbursed you for your mirror??
OutsidetheBox

Probably a huge coincidence.
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Your tea suggests you think otherwise. Spill it.
OutsidetheBox

I hope he reimbursed you for your mirror??
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MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

guess you gotta know your partna. And I have been with someone who did it without me asking. Rough sex is rough sex.
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* raises hand*
Um that’s called attempted murder
Oprahs Bunion

Ty says:
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U don’t need to dude no more If so u need one of those life alert buttons to wear around your neck
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*wall slides* Ya’ll got me CRACKING UP AT WORK!!!!
The Pearl!

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You cant judge a nigga on his first time phuckin u!

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@Man…it wasn’t the first, but it was his last! Belea that!
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

Oprah he snuck that choke in
He crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

The Pearl! says:

@Oprah, I hope he reimbursed you for your mirror??
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The Master Beta :D

You ever find something funny but don’t laugh you just say that’s funny or is it just me
The Pearl!

San ah make ya dance says:

Naw…that nigga was just unhealthy! Which also taught me that: if you is a dibetic or on high BP medication (but don’t work out)…
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on high BP medication <—– How old was dude?

*****
In his 30's
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance
Oprahs Bunion

Ty says:
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Not sure how I would’ve felt

Like this or que Going Up to Yonder
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YES!! meeting Left Eye & Aaliyah in yo gravie!
OutsidetheBox
The Pearl!

…in his 30’s and not overweight…just unhealthy as all fukc
OutsidetheBox

You ever find something funny but don’t laugh you just say that’s funny or is it just me
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I think we all do that.
DoNotDeleteMe

Jdore says:

Jim please take a bath!!!

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That’s all I got!
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Rough sex is rough sex. From the byke? Chillle.
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One hand? Hair pull too or nah?
Phrozen1der

“I didn’t ask him. He was hitting it from the back & instead of holdng my waste, he put his hands around my neck. I started orgasming and his grip got tighter. Next thing I know, I couldn’t get ANY AIR and started blacking out. I hopped up so fast so I could BREATHE! But in my dizziness, I fell into my mirror! I CAN’T!! :rofl:”

“The Pearl! says:
@Oprah, I hope he reimbursed you for your mirror??”

#THIS!!!!
OutsidetheBox

Yall got some interesting sex lives sounds like.
Oprahs Bunion

He actually gave me half for my mirror. I was ok with that because I am in cougar mode right now. My lil hood boogah don’t have much ya’ll! He is only 25. *don’t judge me*
OutsidetheBox

One hand? Hair pull too ~~or nah?~~

That.
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Hair pull<— (not all heavy handed and shyt)
OutsidetheBox

…in his 30?s and not overweight…just unhealthy as all fukc
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IDK..I think them kind of dudes just generally spread themselves too thin..along with being inactive they like to fukk but cant keep up?
Phrozen1der

“He actually gave me half for my mirror. I was ok with that because I am in cougar mode right now. My lil hood boogah don’t have much ya’ll! He is only 25. *don’t judge me*”

You the Jordan sneaks buying type? Old men use candy and cougars use Jordans.. #ForShame
OutsidetheBox

Not a hood boogah. If he a wrapper too imma die?
The Master Beta :D

San ah make ya dance says:

Rough sex is rough sex. From the byke? Chillle.
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One hand? Hair pull too or nah?
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Giirrrl yes while calling me all kinds of bytches and hoes
Ty

Co-worker walked in and heard me listening to Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles and asked me if I was ok

I don’t recognize color when it comes to my music
OutsidetheBox

(not all heavy handed and shyt)
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I saw a p0rn where a chick lost her wig.
The Pearl!

Hell! You can’t just be coming all up in my crib, choking me without request, damned near kill me, make me crack up my brutiful mirral and not even offer reimbursement…I didn’t ask for none of that…well maybe for the dack, but that’s some dack that needs to come with a warning sticker!
The Master Beta :D

Oprahs Bunion says:

He actually gave me half for my mirror. I was ok with that because I am in cougar mode right now. My lil hood boogah don’t have much ya’ll! He is only 25. *don’t judge me*
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Ok I’m laughing now
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

UMMM MASTER BETA, I don’t do the bitch/ ho stuff
Ty

You the Jordan sneaks buying type? Old men use candy and cougars use Jordans.. #ForShame
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Phrozen1der

Shawty said “Choke me”

I said then
OutsidetheBox

Giirrrl yes while calling me all kinds of bytches and hoes
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Yall start a fight and make up all in one act
OutsidetheBox

Vanessa Carlton
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Thats some good tunes.
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

*looks around shy but wants to get into the convo*
One time my man and me were getting frisky and he hit me on the bare bottom with his hand real hard
Girl I was like ouchie that stings
OutsidetheBox

Jordans :crying1:
Phrozen1der

“I saw a p0rn where a chick lost her wig. ”
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Yall start a fight and make up all in one act
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Make up
Oprahs Bunion

@ Phro – STOPPPPPPPP!!!! He doesn’t even wear Jordans. I can take him to the Slauson Swamp Meet and get him some no names for $15! THANK YOU!!
The Master Beta :D

San ah make ya dance says:

UMMM MASTER BETA, I don’t do the bitch/ ho stuff
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I do only during cause I’m a lady
Phrozen1der

“Giirrrl yes while calling me all kinds of bytches and hoes :lol:”

“looks around shy but wants to get into the convo*
One time my man and me were getting frisky and he hit me on the bare bottom with his hand real hard
Girl I was like ouchie that stings”
OutsidetheBox

*looks around shy but wants to get into the convo*
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:stop: No, no. Please. Its okay you save those lustful tales for the confessional.

We gotta have some ladies in the room. You following Aunt Tea’s book’o life. Sex is only for procreation.
The Pearl!

…in his 30?s and not overweight…just unhealthy as all fukc
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IDK..I think them kind of dudes just generally spread themselves too thin..along with being inactive they like to fukk but cant keep up?

***
Nawl, @OTB…he was all smitten and wanting a lot of my time…he was hittin it from the byke, three pumps and began to “finish” and I bucked his ass offa me (almost tossing him across the room into MY MIRROR) and he said, “I’ll make it up to you, tell me what you want.” Why did he say that (repeatedly)…that’s when I gave him the ole triple pat (on his chest) and said: “you really wanna know how you can make it up to me? go home. work out for six months, THEN call me.” (What? He asked!)
The Master Beta :D

OutsidetheBox says:

Giirrrl yes while calling me all kinds of bytches and hoes
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Yall start a fight and make up all in one act
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uh huh
OutsidetheBox

“I saw a p0rn where a chick lost her wig. ”

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You So you aint never heard GypsyEyes’s tale of woe about her drawstrang ponytail adventures?
:crying1: Ermahgawd.
Phrozen1der

@Oprah’s Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Ouchie tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

@Denise my nose is wide from the bridge down all my fingers are thick normal all my fam is like that though
The Pearl!

MisTaken The Black Mamba says:

*looks around shy but wants to get into the convo*
One time my man and me were getting frisky and he hit me on the bare bottom with his hand real hard
Girl I was like ouchie that stings

*****
@Phro….is you gon’ tell Taken to stop trying to “relate.” No? Just askin!
Phrozen1der

@ThePearl You aint shat..
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

No, no. Please. Its okay you save those lustful tales for the confessional.
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You are right OTB. I don’t know what came over me. I was like a dog in heat.
*buttons J Crew cardigan back up and throws soiled panties in the recepticle*.
At the alter. Pray for me DeeDee
OutsidetheBox

ole triple pat
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Damn it all to hell.
Who Dat

You the Jordan sneaks buying type? Old men use candy and cougars use Jordans.. #ForShame

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
DEF
Ty

OutsidetheBox says:

Vanessa Carlton
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Thats some good tunes.
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I the lyrics to ATM
Phrozen1der

@ALBoy e-Cooch stealing on the low..
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

I do only during cause I’m a lady
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Oprahs Bunion

OutsidetheBox says:

Not a hood boogah. If he a wrapper too imma die?

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No, he is not! He IS employed – well if you count hustling! He is tatted from neck to toe…braids…sterotypical project of the hood, BUT he has a great heart and has AWESOME DACK!!!!! That is the position he is filling!
OutsidetheBox

Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
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I fukking hate yall. *deletes all the young men from “fone”* <–how they all say phone…"hit my fone"
Who Dat

Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
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I want you to go away. LOG OWF
Phrozen1der

@Oprah Did you find him at the bodega, at hoops and dreams, or in the mall?.. Be honest..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

@Phro what happened who spoken for
OutsidetheBox

Just askin!
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She do indeed need to stop stunting.
Ty

<<<<<<<<<<<<<< bout to fall outta this damn chair

not a semester
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

began to “finish” and I bucked his ass offa me
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Not like a horse. Like your free ride is ovah
OutsidetheBox

Recepticle. :crying1: She a regular fukking Pure-itan. :crying1:
The Master Beta :D

and has AWESOME DACK!!!!!
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Phrozen1der

@ALBoy I see you giving the diameters of your nose, and index fingers and shat..You aint slick nicca
The Pearl!

Phrozen1der says:

@ThePearl You aint shat..
*****
No…no, I’m not! Then there was this monster dude, who was hittin it from the byke…my hands were on the bed, he was very tall…when he “finished” he stood straight the fukc up…by this time, I was basically doing a semi-hand stand, looking through my legs as my feet dangling in the air…um, he never got a second change either! (Cuz he rearranged my “furniture”)
Oprahs Bunion

Phrozen1der says:

@Oprah’s Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o

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He is 25 and i will be 36 November 15.
OutsidetheBox

No, he is not! He IS employed – well if you count hustling! He is tatted from neck to toe…braids…sterotypical project of the hood, BUT he has a great heart and has AWESOME DACK!!!!! That is the position he is filling!
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OB baby, I aint mad, I’m insanely jealous. I would turn on that old Lil Kim and that ’99 Trina and go.to.work.
Phrozen1der

“No…no, I’m not! Then there was this monster dude, who was hittin it from the byke…my hands were on the bed, he was very tall…when he “finished” he stood straight the fukc up…by this time, I was basically doing a semi-hand stand, looking through my legs as my feet dangling in the air…um, he never got a second change either! (Cuz he rearranged my “furniture”)”

*wall slides* <—-TEARS!!!

@Oprah Oh..so you just bribe him with gummies, and hookah.. you aint right!
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

She do indeed need to stop stunting.
by OutsidetheBox on Oct 30, 2013 at 2:02 pm
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TUH. My tales are too z rated for this family a$$ blog. I ain’t even gon tell them bout the time we did it on top the covers with the fluorescents on
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

OMG Did she say he stood straight up <——-
OutsidetheBox

He is 25 and i will be 36 November 15.
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:eyeroll: !!!! B! I tried to tell my homegirl, sitting in the car being all confessional tombout, ” And my jit…”

I was like how old he is. This bish say 28 (she just turned 32) I was like bish please. He old.
Oprahs Bunion

Now OTB, you know I’m open as HELL!! I actually met him at a gas station. I was leaving when he saw me pumping and he turned around. He walked over & pumped my gas for me and then PAID for it. He asked for my number & I asked him if you really thought he had any chance in hell getting with me. He confidently said YES! called me at 6:30am that morning and we was ! He is a cutie though. Great smile…dimples!
OutsidetheBox

BOL!!!!
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

I was like how old he is. This bish say 28 (she just turned 32) I was like bish please. He old.
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talmbout she robbed the cradle
The Pearl!

BRB…ya’ll got me sittin her eatin my lernch at my desk just so I won’t miss any of the nasty talk…but now I gotta go into an empty office so I can properly suck the rest of the meat offa these turkey necks (and rice and spinach), wipe my mouf and come back out like a lady! Excruse me, please…
OutsidetheBox

OMG Did she say he stood straight up <——-
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And that he was more helpful then the movers, two brothers and a truck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

Oh nah she asked me i was just obliging the young lady but if she want that good richard i will give her the ole episiotomy
Just Looking

@ SHAFT

He stay showing Suckas
Who Dat

OB baby, I aint mad, I’m insanely jealous. I would turn on that old Lil Kim and that ’99 Trina and go.to.work.
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WHATCHU SAY? SHEWWWWWWWWWWWW
Phrozen1der

“Now OTB, you know I’m open as HELL!! I actually met him at a gas station. I was leaving when he saw me pumping and he turned around. He walked over & pumped my gas for me and then PAID for it. He asked for my number & I asked him if you really thought he had any chance in hell getting with me. He confidently said YES! called me at 6:30am that morning and we was ! He is a cutie though. Great smile…dimples! :love:”

Not at 6:30 AM!!!!!!!!!!
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

I gotta go!
OutsidetheBox

Now OTB, you know I’m open as HELL!!
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Which is why we get on. The younger fellas are def confident aint they? “Age aint nothing but a number.” <–them They need a new line tho.
Phrozen1der

@ALBoy
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Not at 6:30 AM!!!!!!!!!!
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Hustlers bust <– moves early
Oprahs Bunion

@ OTB YASSSSSSS!!!!
Just Looking

@Pearl – Ewwwrrr My Goodness I ain’t no turkey necks in years. I got to in the deep freezer, but mista said it ain’t worth his time. Maybe I buy a couple of more packs and serve at THanksgiving….

The kids be like turkey necks….
Who Dat

i will give her the ole episiotomy
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I gotta log off. Yall call me next post.

LAWD.

kndkgnkdngkndknddl
Oprahs Bunion

@ Phro & Sans – 6:30 that morning!! As soon as he walked in the door, he started I have no complaints!
Oprahs Bunion

Except for almost dying!
OutsidetheBox

talmbout she robbed the cradle
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!!! :eyeroll: Tee. She pure like you. She prolly wear the housecoat DURING *whispers* Ess E ex.

I really feel like a regular harlot next to her. Yall should hear her talk about giving head. OMG. Its a personal affront! I tried to tell her dont take it personal friend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=temAjb9d-5s 69

Phrozen1der says:

@Oprah’s Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
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Let me just say,

There ain’t NOTHING like a woman that will passionately and diligently suck my dack. Just thinking about the last time I got a real good suck got me ready to walk to the bathroom and :jack: real fast. Especially when the girl WANTS to suck it. They taste that pre-cum and say: I taste pre-cum, it’s sweet but let me know before you cum

Shyt let me calm down before I get in trouble.
Oprahs Bunion

@ Pearl – you gotta share some of that woman!!!
OutsidetheBox

Oh nah she asked me i was just obliging the young lady but if she want that good richard i will give her the ole episiotomy
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OMFG :crying1:
SOTHERNGRL

These damn tales from the hood sex stories has got me howling in these people place of bitness
Ty

semi-handstand feet in the air
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

@6:30 am!!! He gave you that egg mc muffin
walking off cause I am lame
OutsidetheBox

WHATCHU SAY? SHEWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Dubb They dont know nann huh.
Oprahs Bunion

@ OTB you better teach her!
Phrozen1der

@OB

@69

!!! :eyeroll: Tee. She pure like you. She prolly wear the housecoat DURING *whispers* Ess E ex. :eek:” <——-
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

i will give her the ole episiotomy
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He round here bussin it wide open for real ya’ll :crying1:
OutsidetheBox

Sixty-Niine. Too vivid. Gonna love up on my shower tonight.
Phrozen1der

@Mis-taken You can’t even be sexy at those hours.. My dude meant BIDNESS!!!!
The Pearl!

And that he was more helpful then the movers, two brothers and a truck.

_____-
Oprahs Bunion

@69 – EXACTLY! We know you appreciate that!!

@Mistaken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

Tee. She pure like you. She prolly wear the housecoat DURING *whispers* Ess E ex.
I really feel like a regular harlot next to her. Yall should hear her talk about giving head. OMG. Its a personal affront! I tried to tell her dont take it personal friend.
_____________________________
ghost:
Now I take my housecoat off for relations. She uppity
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

I aint mad, I’m insanely jealous. I would turn on that old Lil Kim and that ’99 Trina and go.to.work.
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Guess how many times I wanna_____________ 21!!! Then another one and another one and another one 24 Karats Ninja!!! That’s when I’m _______ with the average ninja
OutsidetheBox

Except for almost dying!
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So do yall talk about that time. Ermahgawd SO FUNNY I used to feel right as rain when the wrapper would “reflect” on something I learned him.
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

@Phro he came in the door like :you know wha it ill
Prolly still had morning breathe
OutsidetheBox

These damn tales from the hood sex stories has got me howling in these people place of bitness
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Them silent, wet eye cries huh. Im weak over here. :crying1:
The Pearl!

@Pearl – Ewwwrrr My Goodness I ain’t no turkey necks in years. I got to in the deep freezer, but mista said it ain’t worth his time. Maybe I buy a couple of more packs and serve at THanksgiving….

****
@JustLookin, throw lots of celery and onions, bay leaves, thyme, etc. and a lil sumpin to thicken and you’re good…but I know you ain’t finna do yo chirren like that on Thanksgiving!
OutsidetheBox

You can’t even be sexy at those hours.. My dude meant BIDNESS!!!!
__________________

Chrissy & Mr. Jones. Chrissy was P0rn shoot sharB at 6 fifteen A.m.
Phrozen1der

“:rofl: ghost:
Now I take my housecoat off for relations. She uppity :no:”

You take it off right before you hop straight under the covers in the dark @Mistaken?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2013/10/15/endia_beal_can_i_touch_it_explores_gender_race_and_gene :buttshake: Pop that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle! :buttshake: Shake that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle!

Chris Brown.
Oprahs Bunion

Phrozen1der says:

@Mis-taken You can’t even be sexy at those hours.. My dude meant BIDNESS!!!!

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He was so serious! I was still fully made up though bc I went to the club earlier and had just gotten home around 2am myself. I was ok with it. That was all I needed him to do. I just needed a lil servicing – if you will!
The Master Beta :D
SOTHERNGRL

@Oprah’s Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
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ALL OF THIS GOT ME JUST TOO WEAK
Phrozen1der

@OTB

@Mis-taken Nah, my mans aint even go to sleep.. he was PLOTTIN all night.. #GStatus!
The Pearl!

Oprahs Bunion says:

@ Pearl – you gotta share some of that woman!!!
***
Girl, you can HAVE that nigga….too much for me!
Phrozen1der

@OB
OutsidetheBox

Prolly still had morning breathe
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Nawl. She said he a Hood pharamcist. Occupational hazard.

#TEAMnosleep He’ll sleep when he dead.
OutsidetheBox

Nah, my mans aint even go to sleep.. he was PLOTTIN all night.. #GStatus!
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We HURR Phro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

What i say
Oprahs Bunion

@ pearl -I was talking about your turkey necks woman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=temAjb9d-5s 69

Harpo said his wife caught him one 4th of July after they made it back to his wife’s parents house off Lake Hartwell and when most of the family had gone to bed they put the food up and went to talk out them kitchen. He said she got him up against the wall and pulled that dack out for a quick suck while she was standing up against the wall next to the door leading out of the kitchen, down the hall to their room. He said he ain’t last two minutes and he knew after that that he was going to marry her. But he was so lost after the fact that he forgot to clean the cum up off the floor. He said it flew from the wall half way across the kitchen floor. The next morning his wife’s mom was trying to figure out where this long line of stains on these hardwood floors came from.

I can’t with my this fool.
Oprahs Bunion

OutsidetheBox says:

Nah, my mans aint even go to sleep.. he was PLOTTIN all night.. #GStatus!
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We HURR Phro.

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He probably was plottin, but we as women all know who we will give the puzzy to before he can even BLINK HIS EYE!
Phrozen1der

@OTB
Oprahs Bunion

And NO he didn’t have morning breath!! neither did I! :rolf: I brush AND have gum AT ALL TIMES! AIN’T nobody gonna have bad breath bc I will shove a stick down your throak!
The Pearl!

Oprahs Bunion says:

@ pearl -I was talking about your turkey necks woman!

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Damn…I’m soooooooo still in dack mode!
Oprahs Bunion

We upstairs now Phro!
Phrozen1der

@OB He was like I’ma let her rest, then wear that arse out!!!!
Miany

Lil yt chick just hit my car…I’m waiting on cops…
Her momma on the phone poor baby…mama done accused her of texting, not paying attention & doin it on purpose. .
http://gravatar.com/sincerity7 Sincerity7

Still not sure what Chrissy sees in Jim. He seems “slow”. Can’t never make direct eye contact when he does his confessionals on their reality show. Sneaky.
tintin1979

oh shoot that kid isn’t his? groupies be putting nuff mileage on their punanny for child support checks. And what makes it worse is they’re bad mothers.