Prize fighter Floyd Mayweather, Jr. attended a pre-Halloween party thrown by socialite Daphne Joy, left, at the Supperclub in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Rapper 50 Cent took a plea deal in a much-publicized domestic violence case involving Daphne. He was sentenced to 3 years’ probation with 30 days’ community service. 50 Cent was charged with kicking and punching the mother-of-one and damaging property. The reason for the violence was never fully explained, but insiders whisper that Fiddy became enraged when he found out he was not the father of Daphne’s child. 50 reportedly paid generous child support and rent for a luxury condo for Daphne and her kid. Also in attendance at the party was rapper Jim Jones.
Photo: WENN.com
Speaking of the troubled rapper, 50 Cent attended the NY Premiere of Last Vegas last night. Also attending the premiere were actors Mary Steenburgen, Morgan Freeman, Robert De Niro, Michael Douglas and Romany Malco.
Photo: Dan Jackman/WENN.com
That hoe is fine!
I don’t like Curtis with that S-curl.
50 looks like a domesticated Cesar
The reason for the violence was never fully explained, but insiders whisper that Fiddy became enraged when he found out he was not the father of Daphne’s child. 50 reportedly paid generous child support and rent for a luxury condo for Daphne and her kid. Also in attendance at the party was rapper Jim Jones
And should’ve had a keeper, you prolly would’ve known you was the daddy if you had chose wiser
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I don’ t like 50 dents
50 looks reptilian here
50 looks like a domesticated Cesar
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I gotta go walk
:crying1:
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Jim please take a bath!!!
Dag so I guess ain’t nobody thinkin about 50 no more if his girl can attract celebs to her party. I remember a time when they would have cared about his opinion. That S-Curl ain’t helpin matters.
from downstairs:
Yaaas, Lawdt!! DId you know you can tell a lot about a dyck by checking the nose?
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Do tell Hey Pearl
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Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack! A few of my girls and I had a roundtable discussion about it one day.
Hey Floyd. :lashes:
:giggle:
So Floyd went to 50’s ex baby momma party
I love “money” mayweather….he stay showing suckas why he the KANG, that’s a bad jacket and boots
Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack! A few of my girls and I had a roundtable discussion about it one day.
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Ok. U learn something new everyday
Jdore says:
Jim please get pressure washed!!
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fixed that 4 u hun
*Goes back downstairs*
I still haven’t been to the Supper Club yet. I hear it’s cool.
Brownskin. Girl, if the bridge of the nose is wide, he has girth. If the nose scoots left (or right), so does the dack. And, basically, if it’s BIG, so is his dack! A few of my girls and I had a roundtable discussion about it one day.
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Man, women talk worse than us!
Man, women talk worse than us!
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@Man…you didn’t know?
50 looks like a domesticated Cesar
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I gotta go walk
by Who Dat on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:10 pm
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Gwan and walk. When you come back he will still be hiding in the attic beating the walls at the neighbor
Floyd looks like he talk junk while
Sandra what kind of backpack is that Floyd got?
Floyd looks like a corner bum. He had no choice but to know how to fight well.
I love “money” mayweather….he stay showing suckas why he the KANG, that’s a bad jacket and boots
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Don’t nobody want no big swole nose dude, matter fact BF nose kinda big, but not sasquash big
I like a nucca who talks a lot of shyt while
but only if he’s swinging the big stick. Otherwise, shut yo ass up – um, and don’t come back!
let me shut up
I like a nucca who talks a lot of shyt while
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Me too and he has to smack my arse too.
Haters gonna hate.
Ty says:
So Floyd went to 50’s ex baby momma party
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Please take a moment to read my post hun.
Floyd looks like he talk junk while
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Whilst choking you
Floyd looks like he talk junk while
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Whilst choking you
The Pearl! says:
I like a nucca who talks a lot of shyt while but only if he’s swinging the big stick. Otherwise, shut yo ass up – um, and don’t come back!
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San ah make ya dance says:
Whilst choking you
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I almost died doing that! NEVER AGAIN!!
let me shut up
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What.
You see an exception to the rule dont chu. 
I can’t have one too big being that I’m petite and all… I don’t need a hystrectomy yet. But I don’t one that’s too small either….
@San, you’re funny…you reconsidered, huh? My ex had a big ass nosed and before I was “hip” to the corresponding “package” I was a bit put off…but, baby, now that I know what I know….hmph! Why do you REALLY think Swizz Beatz gets as many women as he does?
Whilst choking you
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No ma’am!!!
@San, you’re funny…you reconsidered, huh? My ex had a big ass nosed and before I was “hip” to the corresponding “package” I was a bit put off…but, baby, now that I know what I know….hmph! Why do you REALLY think Swizz Beatz gets as many women as he does?
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Its not huge but its not small 
I had to think about that thang
Ty says:
So Floyd went to 50?s ex baby momma party
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Please take a moment to read my post hun
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50’s “ex” BM, Aunt Tea..emphasis on the ex.
We reading up in here. Peepah and posts. 
Mad. Eating salt water “caramel apple” taffy that taste like banana. :crying1: I like banana but this is false adv.
I almost died doing that! NEVER AGAIN!!
Never tried it 
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OutsidetheBox says:
Sandra what kind of backpack is that Floyd got?
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That’s his girlfriend’s studded MCM python skin backpack with gold trim. A similar bag is here —> http://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/mcm-snakeskin-effect-backpack-item-10546426.aspx?gclid=CKvJ9MaJv7oCFQto7Aod8BcA0A&country=216
What.
You see an exception to the rule dont chu.
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Any bigger than his imma have to excuse myself
I almost died doing that! NEVER AGAIN!!
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@OTB
I live in Michigan and have run in to Floyd at quite a few events…he has some very nice pieces in his collection
OutsidetheBox says:
50’s “ex” BM, Aunt Tea..emphasis on the ex.
We reading up in here. Peepah and posts. 
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Thanks hun.
Floyd at quite a few events…he has some very nice pieces in his collection
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Too flashy for me, kinda dress like a clown sometimes. Not my taste
So if he’s not hanging, he cannot talk? But what if his hucklebuck is still the truth though? Can he talk then? #ToughQuestions..
That’s his girlfriend’s studded MCM python skin backpack with gold trim.
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It looked MCM-esque.
I like it. Shiny my fave colour.
Sandra Rose says:
Ty says:
So Floyd went to 50?s ex baby momma party
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Please take a moment to read my post hun.
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Um I did read it Sandra Mae
Floyd is the prized fighter that likes piano medleys in his living room that attended ho-cialite Daphne’s pre Halloween party. She also got monkey stomped for making the gorilla at Chuckie Cheese think she had his baby. So what did I miss
“Prize fighter Floyd Mayweather, Jr. attended a pre-Halloween party thrown by socialite Daphne Joy, left, at the Supperclub in Los Angeles on Tuesday.”
San ah make ya dance says:
I almost died doing that! NEVER AGAIN!!
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Never tried it
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Don’t! Nicca held my neck so long I began passing out while climaxing at the same time! It was the CRAZIEST FEELING EVER! But I was blacking out! I stumbled out of bed and into my damn mirror cracking it! UGHHHH! I just laid on the floor shaking and shyt…
scorpio1108 says:
@OTB
I live in Michigan and have run in to Floyd at quite a few events…he has some very nice pieces in his collection
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I believe it.
I lightweight stalk him on IG and FB. Country boy cant tell him nothing <–Dollar Bill(Bernie Mac) voice.
I like his over the top nature.
Any bigger than his imma have to excuse myself
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:off topic: what are y’all opinions on dude who claims he was rejected from kappa alpha psi because he was gay
@San
lol….I agree sometimes he does too much, but hey he is cocky and confident so I aint mad
Sandra Rose says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Sandra what kind of backpack is that Floyd got?
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That’s his girlfriend’s studded MCM python skin backpack with gold trim. A similar bag is here
sounds like a used car salesman
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“U are going to love this model”
Don’t! Nicca held my neck so long I began passing out while climaxing at the same time! It was the CRAZIEST FEELING EVER! But I was blacking out! I stumbled out of bed and into my damn mirror cracking it! UGHHHH! I just laid on the floor shaking and shyt…
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Ty says:
Jdore says:
Jim please get pressure washed!!
you’re right. Thanks for the correction hun!
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fixed that 4 u hun
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Its a fine line between pleasure and death.
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I have read that it feels like snorting cocaine for the first time.
So if he’s not hanging, he cannot talk? But what if his hucklebuck is still the truth though? Can he talk then? #ToughQuestions..
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What’s hucklebuck Phro?
Is this the
position? 
Phrozen1der says:
So if he’s not hanging, he cannot talk? But what if his hucklebuck is still the truth though? Can he talk then? #ToughQuestions..
(Always exceptions to the rules.) One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)… 
sir! I told him, “my goodies been this good all my life and I’ve managed to get :hunched: well, so what I need YOU to do is go home, work out for six months, then come back and see me.
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Well, I did know a guy who was HUNG but didn’t know what he was doing. Also knew one that was very average who “worked harder” and that is alright by me!
lol….I agree sometimes he does too much, but hey he is ****y and confident so I aint mad
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yep goes with his persona
I have nothing
But I was blacking out! I stumbled out of bed and into my damn mirror cracking it! UGHHHH! I just laid on the floor shaking and shyt…
“How she died?”
Under me…”
OB’s partna: ”
I hate all that talkin while phuckin.
One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)…
Maybe it had been awhile for the po man <—-Just terrible. Shyt really aint funny
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Damn
I have read that it feels like snorting cocaine for the first time.
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Mm.
If thats so, I see why that white girl is so addictive.
Omgawd
“How she died?”
OB’s partna: ” Under me…”
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That shyt happened a month ago! NEVER AGAIN! But he wants MORE!!
I believe it. I lightweight stalk him on IG and FB. Country boy cant tell him nothing <–Dollar Bill(Bernie Mac) voice.
I like his over the top nature.
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Why do people request to be choked out?! I’ll admit it was the oddest request EVER.. And I was scared as fawk!! Shawty NEVER got a return call…
I hate all that talkin while phuckin.
while. 
by Man, I just don’t care™ on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:33 pm
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Man’s face
Damn Oprah
Dont ask for that Big Richard then run from it thats wasteful
That shyt happened a month ago! NEVER AGAIN! But he wants MORE!!
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Girl don’t Fluck with that man again!
“One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)…
sir! I told him, “my goodies been this good all my life and I’ve managed to get :hunched: well, so what I need YOU to do is go home, work out for six months, then come back and see me.”
I have seen Jim Jones once look like he has taken a bath I guess looking clean is just to much for him to handle.
That shyt happened a month ago! NEVER AGAIN! But he wants MORE!!
< how u were
by Oprahs Bunion on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:36 pm
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So it was recent?
AL
I love choking even getting choke might be ok
“Dont ask for that Big Richard then run from it thats wasteful :coffee:”
@ Pearl – I can laugh at it now, but I was seriously crying when it happened! Knowing you might be leaving ain’t no good feeling!
*checks your nose and middle finger*
Why do people request to be choked out?! I’ll admit it was the oddest request EVER.. And I was scared as fawk!! Shawty NEVER got a return call…
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Really I think there is some kind of pleasure release if we’re looking at it internally.
Think of the kids who play the choking game..a lot of them end up dead but the point is that they do it for some kind of high.
I cant imagine sex would be so much more different. I think.
One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)…
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Damn Maybe it had been awhile for the po man <—-Just terrible. Shyt really aint funny
*****
Naw…that nigga was just unhealthy! Which also taught me that: if you is a dibetic or on high BP medication (but don't work out)…MISS me with your malfunctioning dack!
” Knowing you might be leaving ain’t no good feeling! :bite:”
Why do people request to be choked out?!
A$% smack plz
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Oprahs Bunion says:
Omgawd
“How she died?”
OB’s partna: ” Under me…”
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That shyt happened a month ago! NEVER AGAIN! But he wants MORE!!
dude no more 
If so u need one of those life alert buttons to wear around your neck
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U don’t need to
Al!!
If someone asks you to choke them you should video it for evidence. In case you keep choking during the climax
Be like dang girl you put it on me
Girl be like
Dude
One dude finished so fast (then tried to blame it on my good-good)…
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Damn Maybe it had been awhile for the po man <—-Just terrible. Shyt really aint funny
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You cant judge a nigga on his first time phuckin u!
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Think of the kids who play the choking game..a lot of them end up dead but the point is that they do it for some kind of high.
Denise
Naw…that nigga was just unhealthy! Which also taught me that: if you is a dibetic or on high BP medication (but don’t work out)…
on high BP medication <—– How old was dude? 
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I love choking even getting choke might be ok
I’m saved
by ALBoy on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:38 pm
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* pulls housecoat tight*
Don’t font me then
You cant judge a nigga on his first time phuckin u!
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ALBoy says:
Dont ask for that Big Richard then run from it thats wasteful
*****
I don’t run, per se. I “scooch” away from it, but, um…I always come back!
“Some of them end up dead” Umm thats an issue
by Phrozen1der on Oct 30, 2013 at 1:41 pm
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Nicca held my neck so long I began passing out while climaxing at the same time! It was the CRAZIEST FEELING EVER! But I was blacking out!
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Not sure how I would’ve felt
Like this
or que Going Up to Yonder 
Oh and from downstairs. About Richard Lawson…he was married to the Gordy that helped fake Marvin Gaye wife pregnancy.
Marvin Gaye married Anna Gordy. Anna was barren. So they hatched a scheme for Anna to wear a pillow…and have a surrogate. Anna pops up with a baby sired by Marvin and her niece. Denise Gordy was that niece.
Who was married to the man Tina Knowles is photo’d with.
Probably a huge coincidence.
Umm thats an issue
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Because they are using things instead of a human but yeah I agree.
Ive never got to a point where I felt in danger. I guess you gotta know your partna. And I have been with someone who did it without me asking. Rough sex is rough sex. From the byke?
Chillle.
Phrozen1der says:
Why do people request to be choked out?! I’ll admit it was the oddest request EVER.. And I was scared as fawk!! Shawty NEVER got a return call…
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I didn’t ask him. He was hitting it from the back & instead of holdng my waste, he put his hands around my neck. I started orgasming and his grip got tighter. Next thing I know, I couldn’t get ANY AIR and started blacking out. I hopped up so fast so I could BREATHE! But in my dizziness, I fell into my mirror! I CAN’T!!
@Oprah, I hope he reimbursed you for your mirror??
Probably a huge coincidence.
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Your tea suggests you think otherwise.
Spill it.
I hope he reimbursed you for your mirror??
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guess you gotta know your partna. And I have been with someone who did it without me asking. Rough sex is rough sex.
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* raises hand*
Um that’s called attempted murder
Ty says:
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U don’t need to dude no more If so u need one of those life alert buttons to wear around your neck
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*wall slides* Ya’ll got me CRACKING UP AT WORK!!!!
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You cant judge a nigga on his first time phuckin u!
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@Man…it wasn’t the first, but it was his last! Belea that!
Oprah he snuck that choke in
He crazy
The Pearl! says:
@Oprah, I hope he reimbursed you for your mirror??
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You ever find something funny but don’t laugh you just say that’s funny or is it just me
San ah make ya dance says:
Naw…that nigga was just unhealthy! Which also taught me that: if you is a dibetic or on high BP medication (but don’t work out)…
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on high BP medication <—– How old was dude?
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In his 30's
Ty says:
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Not sure how I would’ve felt
Like this or que Going Up to Yonder
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YES!! meeting Left Eye & Aaliyah in yo gravie!
…in his 30’s and not overweight…just unhealthy as all fukc
You ever find something funny but don’t laugh you just say that’s funny or is it just me
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Jdore says:
Jim please take a bath!!!
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That’s all I got!
Rough sex is rough sex. From the byke?
Chillle.
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One hand? Hair pull too or nah?
“I didn’t ask him. He was hitting it from the back & instead of holdng my waste, he put his hands around my neck. I started orgasming and his grip got tighter. Next thing I know, I couldn’t get ANY AIR and started blacking out. I hopped up so fast so I could BREATHE! But in my dizziness, I fell into my mirror! I CAN’T!! :rofl:”
“The Pearl! says:
@Oprah, I hope he reimbursed you for your mirror??”
Yall got some interesting sex lives sounds like.
He actually gave me half for my mirror. I was ok with that because I am in cougar mode right now. My lil hood boogah don’t have much ya’ll! He is only 25. *don’t judge me*
One hand? Hair pull too
or nah?Hair pull<—
(not all heavy handed and shyt)
…in his 30?s and not overweight…just unhealthy as all fukc
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IDK..I think them kind of dudes just generally spread themselves too thin..along with being inactive they like to fukk but cant keep up?
“He actually gave me half for my mirror. I was ok with that because I am in cougar mode right now. My lil hood boogah don’t have much ya’ll! He is only 25. *don’t judge me*”
Not a hood boogah.
If he a wrapper too imma die? 
San ah make ya dance says:
Rough sex is rough sex. From the byke? Chillle.
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One hand? Hair pull too or nah?
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Giirrrl yes while calling me all kinds of bytches and hoes
Co-worker walked in and heard me listening to Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles and asked me if I was ok
I don’t recognize color when it comes to my music
(not all heavy handed and shyt)
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I saw a p0rn where a chick lost her wig.
Hell! You can’t just be coming all up in my crib, choking me without request, damned near kill me, make me crack up my brutiful mirral and not even offer reimbursement…I didn’t ask for none of that…well maybe for the dack, but that’s some dack that needs to come with a warning sticker!
Oprahs Bunion says:
He actually gave me half for my mirror. I was ok with that because I am in cougar mode right now. My lil hood boogah don’t have much ya’ll! He is only 25. *don’t judge me*
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Ok I’m laughing now
UMMM MASTER BETA, I don’t do the bitch/ ho stuff
You the Jordan sneaks buying type? Old men use candy and cougars use Jordans.. #ForShame
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Shawty said “Choke me”
I said
then 
Giirrrl yes while calling me all kinds of bytches and hoes
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Yall start a fight and make up all in one act
Vanessa Carlton
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Thats some good tunes.
*looks around shy but wants to get into the convo*
ouchie that stings
One time my man and me were getting frisky and he hit me on the bare bottom with his hand real hard
Girl I was like
Jordans
:crying1:
“I saw a p0rn where a chick lost her wig.
”
Yall start a fight and make up all in one act
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Make up
@ Phro – STOPPPPPPPP!!!!
He doesn’t even wear Jordans. I can take him to the Slauson Swamp Meet and get him some no names for $15! THANK YOU!! 
San ah make ya dance says:
UMMM MASTER BETA, I don’t do the bitch/ ho stuff
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I do only during
cause I’m a lady 
“Giirrrl yes while calling me all kinds of bytches and hoes :lol:”
“looks around shy but wants to get into the convo*
ouchie that stings”
One time my man and me were getting frisky and he hit me on the bare bottom with his hand real hard
Girl I was like
*looks around shy but wants to get into the convo*
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:stop: No, no. Please. Its okay you save those lustful tales for the confessional.
We gotta have some ladies in the room. You following Aunt Tea’s book’o life. Sex is only for procreation.
…in his 30?s and not overweight…just unhealthy as all fukc
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IDK..I think them kind of dudes just generally spread themselves too thin..along with being inactive they like to fukk but cant keep up?
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Nawl, @OTB…he was all smitten and wanting a lot of my time…he was hittin it from the byke, three pumps and began to “finish” and I bucked his ass offa me (almost tossing him across the room into MY MIRROR) and he said, “I’ll make it up to you, tell me what you want.” Why did he say that (repeatedly)…that’s when I gave him the ole triple pat (on his chest) and said: “you really wanna know how you can make it up to me? go home. work out for six months, THEN call me.” (What? He asked!)
OutsidetheBox says:
Giirrrl yes while calling me all kinds of bytches and hoes
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Yall start a fight and make up all in one act
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“I saw a p0rn where a chick lost her wig.
”
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:crying1: Ermahgawd.
@Oprah’s
Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o 
@Denise my nose is wide from the bridge down all my fingers are thick normal all my fam is like that though
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
*looks around shy but wants to get into the convo*
One time my man and me were getting frisky and he hit me on the bare bottom with his hand real hard
Girl I was like ouchie that stings
*****
@Phro….is you gon’ tell Taken to stop trying to “relate.” No? Just askin!
@ThePearl You aint shat..
No, no. Please. Its okay you save those lustful tales for the confessional.
Pray for me DeeDee
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You are right OTB. I don’t know what came over me. I was like a dog in heat.
*buttons J Crew cardigan back up and throws soiled panties in the recepticle*.
At the alter.
ole triple pat
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Damn it all to hell.
You the Jordan sneaks buying type? Old men use candy and cougars use Jordans.. #ForShame
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DEF
OutsidetheBox says:
Vanessa Carlton
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Thats some good tunes.
I 
the lyrics to ATM
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@ALBoy
e-Cooch stealing on the low..
I do only during
cause I’m a lady
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OutsidetheBox says:
Not a hood boogah. If he a wrapper too imma die?
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He IS employed – well if you count hustling! He is tatted from neck to toe…braids…sterotypical project of the hood, BUT he has a great heart and has AWESOME DACK!!!!! That is the position he is filling!
No, he is not!
Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
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I fukking hate yall.
*deletes all the young men from “fone”* <–how they all say phone…"hit my fone"
Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
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I want you to go away. LOG OWF
@Oprah Did you find him at the bodega, at hoops and dreams, or in the mall?.. Be honest..
@Phro what happened who spoken for
Just askin!
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not a semester
began to “finish” and I bucked his ass offa me
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Not like a horse. Like your free ride is ovah
Recepticle. :crying1: She a regular fukking Pure-itan. :crying1:
and has AWESOME DACK!!!!!
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@ALBoy I see you giving the diameters of your nose, and index fingers and shat..You aint slick nicca
Phrozen1der says:
@ThePearl You aint shat..
*****
No…no, I’m not! Then there was this monster dude, who was hittin it from the byke…my hands were on the bed, he was very tall…when he “finished” he stood straight the fukc up…by this time, I was basically doing a semi-hand stand, looking through my legs as my feet dangling in the air…um, he never got a second change either! (Cuz he rearranged my “furniture”)
Phrozen1der says:
@Oprah’s Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
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He is 25 and i will be 36 November 15.
No, he is not!
He IS employed – well if you count hustling! He is tatted from neck to toe…braids…sterotypical project of the hood, BUT he has a great heart and has AWESOME DACK!!!!! That is the position he is filling!
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OB baby, I aint mad, I’m insanely jealous.
I would turn on that old Lil Kim and that ’99 Trina and go.to.work. 
“No…no, I’m not! Then there was this monster dude, who was hittin it from the byke…my hands were on the bed, he was very tall…when he “finished” he stood straight the fukc up…by this time, I was basically doing a semi-hand stand, looking through my legs as my feet dangling in the air…um, he never got a second change either! (Cuz he rearranged my “furniture”)”
*wall slides*
<—-TEARS!!!
@Oprah Oh..so you just bribe him with gummies, and hookah.. you aint right!
She do indeed need to stop stunting.
by OutsidetheBox on Oct 30, 2013 at 2:02 pm
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TUH. My tales are too z rated for this family a$$ blog. I ain’t even gon tell them bout the time we did it on top the covers with the fluorescents on
OMG Did she say he stood straight up <——-
He is 25 and i will be 36 November 15.
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:eyeroll: !!!! B! I tried to tell my homegirl, sitting in the car being all confessional tombout, ” And
my jit…”
I was like how old he is. This bish say 28 (she just turned 32) I was like bish please. He old.
Now OTB, you know I’m open as HELL!! I actually met him at a gas station. I was leaving when he saw me pumping and he turned around. He walked over & pumped my gas for me and then PAID for it. He asked for my number & I asked him if you really thought he had any chance in hell getting with me. He confidently said YES! called me at 6:30am that morning and we was
! He is a cutie though. Great smile…dimples! 
BOL!!!!
I was like how old he is. This bish say 28 (she just turned 32) I was like bish please. He old.
talmbout she robbed the cradle
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BRB…ya’ll got me sittin her eatin my lernch at my desk just so I won’t miss any of the nasty talk…but now I gotta go into an empty office so I can properly suck the rest of the meat offa these turkey necks (and rice and spinach), wipe my mouf and come back out like a lady! Excruse me, please…
OMG Did she say he stood straight up <——-
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And that he was more helpful then the movers, two brothers and a truck.
Oh nah she asked me i was just obliging the young lady but if she want that good richard i will give her the ole episiotomy
He stay showing Suckas
OB baby, I aint mad, I’m insanely jealous. I would turn on that old Lil Kim and that ’99 Trina and go.to.work.
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WHATCHU SAY? SHEWWWWWWWWWWWW
“Now OTB, you know I’m open as HELL!! I actually met him at a gas station. I was leaving when he saw me pumping and he turned around. He walked over & pumped my gas for me and then PAID for it. He asked for my number & I asked him if you really thought he had any chance in hell getting with me. He confidently said YES! called me at 6:30am that morning and we was
! He is a cutie though. Great smile…dimples! :love:”
Now OTB, you know I’m open as HELL!!
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Which is why we get on.
The younger fellas are def confident aint they? 
“Age aint nothing but a number.” <–them 
They need a new line tho. 
Not at 6:30 AM!!!!!!!!!!
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Hustlers bust <– moves early
@ OTB YASSSSSSS!!!!
@Pearl – Ewwwrrr My Goodness I ain’t no turkey necks in years. I got to in the deep freezer, but mista said it ain’t worth his time. Maybe I buy a couple of more packs and serve at THanksgiving….
The kids be like turkey necks….
i will give her the ole episiotomy
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I gotta log off. Yall call me next post.
LAWD.
kndkgnkdngkndknddl
@ Phro & Sans – 6:30 that morning!! As soon as he walked in the door, he started
I have no complaints! 
Except for almost dying!
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!!! :eyeroll: Tee. She pure like you. She prolly wear the housecoat DURING *whispers* Ess E ex.
I really feel like a regular harlot next to her.
Yall should hear her talk about giving head. OMG. Its a personal affront! I tried to tell her dont take it personal friend. 
Phrozen1der says:
@Oprah’s Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
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Let me just say,
There ain’t NOTHING like a woman that will passionately and diligently suck my dack. Just thinking about the last time I got a real good suck got me ready to walk to the bathroom and :jack: real fast. Especially when the girl WANTS to suck it. They taste that pre-cum and say: I taste pre-cum, it’s sweet but let me know before you cum
Shyt let me calm down before I get in trouble.
@ Pearl – you gotta share some of that woman!!!
Oh nah she asked me i was just obliging the young lady but if she want that good richard i will give her the ole episiotomy
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OMFG :crying1:
These damn tales from the hood sex stories has got me howling in these people place of bitness
semi-handstand feet in the air
@6:30 am!!!
He gave you that egg mc muffin
walking off cause I am lame
WHATCHU SAY? SHEWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Dubb
They dont know nann huh.
@ OTB you better teach her!
@OB
@69
!!! :eyeroll: Tee. She pure like you. She prolly wear the housecoat DURING *whispers* Ess E ex. :eek:” <——-
i will give her the ole episiotomy
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He round here bussin it wide open for real ya’ll :crying1:
Sixty-Niine.
Too vivid. 
Gonna love up on my shower tonight.
@Mis-taken You can’t even be sexy at those hours.. My dude meant BIDNESS!!!!
And that he was more helpful then the movers, two brothers and a truck.
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@69 – EXACTLY! We know you appreciate that!!
@Mistaken
Tee. She pure like you. She prolly wear the housecoat DURING *whispers* Ess E ex.
Yall should hear her talk about giving head. OMG. Its a personal affront! I tried to tell her dont take it personal friend. 
ghost:
I really feel like a regular harlot next to her.
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Now I take my housecoat off for relations. She uppity
I aint mad, I’m insanely jealous. I would turn on that old Lil Kim and that ’99 Trina and go.to.work.
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Guess how many times I wanna_____________ 21!!! Then another one and another one and another one 24 Karats Ninja!!! That’s when I’m _______ with the average ninja
Except for almost dying!
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@Phro he came in the door like :you know wha it ill
Prolly still had morning breathe
These damn tales from the hood sex stories has got me howling in these people place of bitness
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Them silent, wet eye cries huh. Im weak over here. :crying1:
@Pearl – Ewwwrrr My Goodness I ain’t no turkey necks in years. I got to in the deep freezer, but mista said it ain’t worth his time. Maybe I buy a couple of more packs and serve at THanksgiving….
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@JustLookin, throw lots of celery and onions, bay leaves, thyme, etc. and a lil sumpin to thicken and you’re good…but I know you ain’t finna do yo chirren like that on Thanksgiving!
You can’t even be sexy at those hours.. My dude meant BIDNESS!!!!
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“:rofl: ghost:
Now I take my housecoat off for relations. She uppity :no:”
You take it off right before you hop straight under the covers in the dark @Mistaken?
Phrozen1der says:
@Mis-taken You can’t even be sexy at those hours.. My dude meant BIDNESS!!!!
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He was so serious! I was still fully made up though bc I went to the club earlier and had just gotten home around 2am myself. I was ok with it. That was all I needed him to do. I just needed a lil servicing – if you will!
@Oprah’s Cougars be having ninjas missing entire semesters over the cooch.. My cousin did that junior year of college.. Chick sucked his dack so good, had that ninja playing step daddy at 20 y/o
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ALL OF THIS GOT ME JUST TOO WEAK
@OTB
@Mis-taken Nah, my mans aint even go to sleep.. he was PLOTTIN all night..
#GStatus!
Oprahs Bunion says:
@ Pearl – you gotta share some of that woman!!!
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Girl, you can HAVE that nigga….too much for me!
@OB
Prolly still had morning breathe
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Nawl. She said he a Hood pharamcist. Occupational hazard.
Nah, my mans aint even go to sleep.. he was PLOTTIN all night..
#GStatus!
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We HURR Phro.
What i say
@ pearl -I was talking about your turkey necks woman!
Harpo said his wife caught him one 4th of July after they made it back to his wife’s parents house off Lake Hartwell and when most of the family had gone to bed they put the food up and went to talk out them kitchen. He said she got him up against the wall and pulled that dack out for a quick suck while she was standing up against the wall next to the door leading out of the kitchen, down the hall to their room. He said he ain’t last two minutes and he knew after that that he was going to marry her. But he was so lost after the fact that he forgot to clean the cum up off the floor. He said it flew from the wall half way across the kitchen floor. The next morning his wife’s mom was trying to figure out where this long line of stains on these hardwood floors came from.
I can’t with my this fool.
OutsidetheBox says:
Nah, my mans aint even go to sleep.. he was PLOTTIN all night.. #GStatus!
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We HURR Phro.
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He probably was plottin, but we as women all know who we will give the puzzy to before he can even BLINK HIS EYE!
@OTB
And NO he didn’t have morning breath!! neither did I! :rolf: I brush AND have gum AT ALL TIMES! AIN’T nobody gonna have bad breath bc I will shove a stick down your throak!
Oprahs Bunion says:
@ pearl -I was talking about your turkey necks woman!
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Damn…I’m soooooooo still in dack mode! 
We upstairs now Phro!
@OB He was like I’ma let her rest, then wear that arse out!!!!
Lil yt chick just hit my car…I’m waiting on cops…
poor baby…mama done accused her of texting, not paying attention & doin it on purpose. .
Her momma on the phone
Still not sure what Chrissy sees in Jim. He seems “slow”. Can’t never make direct eye contact when he does his confessionals on their reality show. Sneaky.
oh shoot that kid isn’t his? groupies be putting nuff mileage on their punanny for child support checks. And what makes it worse is they’re bad mothers.