Last night’s episode of MTV’s Catfish: The TV Show featured a woman, Keyonnah, who believed she was in an online relationship with former kiddie rapper and BET 106 & Park host Shad Moss, a.k.a. Bow Wow.
Keyonnah’s doubts were erased when the impersonator sent her $10,000, which she claims she spent paying off her family’s bills. Catfish‘s dimwitted producers Nev Schulman and Max Joseph pretended not to know how easy it was to confirm the identity of the person imitating the rapper.
In a world where information is literally at our fingertips, Nev and Max couldn’t put 2+2 together until 30 minutes into the show. By then the hapless trio are on a plane to Atlanta to meet “Bow Wow”.
BET.com posted a video of the real Bow Wow reacting to the show. In his usual grandiose, self-absorbed, overly confident manner, Bow Wow gave some insight into just how difficult it is to BE Bow Wow. “These eyes ain’t contacts… you can’t buy these…”
He then invited the show’s principal characters, Keyonnah and Dee-Pimpin, onto his show to explain their actions. Watch Bow Wow’s reaction and the full episode of Catfish, episode 14 below.
I was dying when that little girl dude came out the house.
Dee-Pimpin was soooo confident in her turning straight women out game….I was traumatized when she started talking about the strap-on….
The only lesbians who use strap ons are the confused studs/doms who want to be their daddies. It’s an insult to me. If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
These eyes ain’t contacts… you can’t buy these.
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What the hell does that meN?
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Where did the $10,000 come from? The lil’ girl-man?
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I. DIE.
If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?

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When you’re involved with a crazy stud like Dee-Pimpin you have to suspend all disbelief and ignore all of her lies. They lie more than a little bit. Their entire image is a lie. They can weave some yarns about how much money they have, who they know, etc. I’ve seen studs steal from their family members just to impress a girl. They get beat down trying to challenge real men in front of their women. It’s a really sad existence.

If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
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Theeeeese eeeeeeeeeyes,Theeeeese eeeeeeeeeyes,Theeeeese eeeeeeeeeyes have seen a lot of love but they’ve never seen another love like they have with yyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Dang it I’m gonna have to actually watch this one. But people still getting catfished? She really thought she was talkin to Bow Wow? So many questions.
The only lesbians who use strap ons are the confused studs/doms who want to be their daddies. It’s an insult to me. If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on

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Sandra Rose says:
The only lesbians who use strap ons are the confused studs/doms who want to be their daddies. It’s an insult to me. If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
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That just tickled me
Morning Sandra and roses
this show is sooo fake but soooo funnyyyy!!! she shouldve just kept cashing in on that lil boy
If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?


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They must not have layed that pipe down on you before cause
I understand though SR
Dee-Pimpin loooked like the little boy who played the younger version of Omar Epps on Love and Basketball.
“And we’ll never be royals (royyyyalllls)
It don’t run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain’t for us
we crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler (ruuulerrrrr)
You can call me queen bee
And baby I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule
Let me live that fantasy”
My jam.
Bow Wow really think folk checkin for him now a days
Hi
And quite frankly… I don’t even thin Bow Wow got 10000 in his own bank account… Between baby mamas and debt, them 106 checks ain’t cuttin it
They must not have layed that pipe down on you before cause :whew:
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But it is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. *raises right hand, left on the Bible*
I just wouldn’t want it from no broad though. Never.
And quite frankly… I don’t even thin Bow Wow got 10000 in his own bank account… Between baby mamas and debt, them 106 checks ain’t cuttin it

by FuturedocDonte on Oct 9, 2013 at 9:57 am
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So you saying his last albums wasn’t dope?!
#Wayment
Preachers of LA? Jesus wept.
Anywho. What have I missed? Who’s banned, who’s beefing and who’s new?
If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
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Well that answers one of the questions I had for you Sandie
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Chan
OMFG
I just saw a few of NEv’s tweets. This man is a fawking fool and he knows it
“So Shad Moss turned out to be D Pimpin who looks like Da Brat and performs at Open Mics? I’m Confused. #catfish
I want to extend my sincere apologies to all the women who just found out they made love to Dee Pimpin and her Lamb Skin dildo. #catfish
Honestly, I can’t stop thinking about the whole Lambskin dildo thing. #catfish”
Bow wow acts
bow wow come on out that dazzled closet
A lamb skin strap on?
I just wouldn’t want it from no broad though. Never.
you want some more strap??????
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I just wouldn’t be able to get past it like
“Why are there titties on me while I am :humping:
Then she get off me like
But hey whatever you so in the privacy of your own bedroom is on you
@Kaycei, That’s my song!!!
They must not have layed that pipe down on you before cause :whew:
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Lil Bow Wow is a munchkin.
Mornin Chan and Smonae!
I can’t watch the video with this links. It asks to sin up for an account. Gotta find another link BC I need to see this girl
Honestly, I can’t stop thinking about the whole Lambskin dildo thing. #catfish”
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I wonder if it was 3.5 inches
And quite frankly… I don’t even thin Bow Wow got 10000 in his own bank account… Between baby mamas and debt, them 106 checks ain’t cuttin it
by FuturedocDonte on Oct 9, 2013 at 9:57 am
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So you saying his last albums wasn’t dope?
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I would go in on JD but ion wanna have to put my auntie in the witness protection program behind my posts
Bow Wow is about a half of a neck roll n finger snap away from coming out of the closet tho.
so you think they brought out Man’s special 3.5 edition and not the Pied Pieper? That makes sense
by VDot on Oct 9, 2013 at 10:02 am
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Get outta my head
Tell it Future!!
Razz! I see you be trippin on my FB posts gul
I just wouldn’t be able to get past it like “Why are there titties on me while I am
Then she get off me like
you want some more strap??????
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@chan


@smonae
What is the purpose of a lambskin dildo?
Chocolate Milkay!!
This was beyond funny.
Firstly, Keyonnah knew she was going on TV, yet she stayed raggedy the entire time whilst doing the show.
Then, she goes to meet “Bow Wow” looking like she just pick the outfit up at the Dress Barn.
Keyonnah really needs to stop lying, she slipped in there that she’s a model…for real, who are you modeling for Keyonnah? Twinkies or Lard?
On to Dee, she runs out the house with the cast iron necklace and rusty earrings acting like that mess was hot. Dee doesn’t even look like a boy. See, that’s the type of stuff that get gays messed up then they want to claim it as a hate crime. You do not pretend that you are something you weren’t born just so you can turn that straight person out. That’s downright immoral.
Keyonnah >>>
<<< Everybody watching Catfish, including the real Bow Wow.
I’m on skr8 frum duh aye dot com and it has a vid of that girlman rapping and her voice is so high!
:lame:
Okay clearly I gotta find a video of it
BRB
If you are gay and you don’t like men, why would you want a strap on in you? This is a real question…why not just let a guy beat it up? And, what does the person wearing the strap on get out of the deal?
who are you modeling for Keyonnah? Twinkies or Lard?
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@Chan that ish was funny proof reading fb post.
How much are you charging because I need to refer your services to a few folks I know. 
Keyonnah really needs to stop lying, she slipped in there that she’s a model…for real, who are you modeling for Keyonnah? Twinkies or Lard?
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Sandra Rose’s Morning Glory
If you are gay and you don’t like men, why would you want a strap on in you?
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Don’t we all like a little penetration (especially with a lil ; lick: action? Gay or straight. Whether by dildo, fingers, dack, bananas, toothbrushes, handles of lint rollers. I mean the list is endless
I’m a model too…y’all know why? Cuz DEEZ EYEZ AINT CONTACTS!
A lot of folk in here hatin on a nigga!
Hold on cause I haven’t seen this episode yet….he/she/it got a lambskin strap on?!?!? Say what nah
If this chick was ready to phuck THE real Bow Wow, then u know Dee got to use that “Lamb-skin Hamme on that monkey after the cameras stopped rolling.

Let me sit down and watch this episode mayne…
@ Man, I think you’re right. $10,000 was a lot of bread.
She came up off SOMETHIN’.
@man
If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?

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MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
They must not have layed that pipe down on you before cause

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Again, if I’m a lesbian, why would I be interested in that sort of activity?
@KAYCEI

Dee might not of got every chick, but we know a good bit couldnt resist that “lamb skin pounding.”
I bet in the “reunion” show Keyonnah gave her some.

If you ever want to know how to get a woman who is out of your league or uninterested – ask a stud. THEM mf’s can change a broad mind in a minute.
That broad wasn’t exactly opposed to the idea of continuing to talk to Miles from Moesha & I don’t know if that’s because she was thinking about the money, or the fact that she had actually fallen in love with him.
Ain’t no way a dude would’ve shown up to meet Kim Kardashian & Ole Dirty Bastid walked out & dude said, “Let me think about it. No ma’am.”
#Each one teach one
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I can’t watch the video with this links. It asks to sin up for an account.
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Click the little white arrow on the player. You don’t have to sign up for anything.
Then, she goes to meet “Bow Wow” looking like she just pick the outfit up at the Dress Barn.
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Kahmillion…I swear I love you for this shyt.
Them ol’ lady arse dresses. Smell like moth balls.
@apparition
Sad to hear about Roddy white
kahmmillion says:
If you are gay and you don’t like men, why would you want a strap on in you? This is a real question…why not just let a guy beat it up? And, what does the person wearing the strap on get out of the deal?
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Gay people have psychological issues that you wouldn’t understand because you’re normal. Meaning, you passed through the stages of child development successfully. Lesbians and gays struggle to be normal and to fit into a society that ostracizes us because we’re different. Lesbians using strap ons to imitate men is a demonstration of that ongoing struggle.
FAKE FAKE FAKE! Keyonnah looks like she would pop off on somebody in a minute so for her to be so calm when she realized that was a chick…nah son.
Hey Ya’ll! I’m on my layoff swag looking for work. How’s everybody?
Bow Wow should thank the stud for giving him some shine he haven’t had any since Bounce with me.
I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
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You don’t know what your missing gul
Carrington says:
If you ever want to know how to get a woman who is out of your league or uninterested – ask a stud. THEM mf’s can change a broad mind in a minute.
I got a cousin that does it all the time.
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yeen lyin
Gay people have psychological issues that you wouldn’t understand because you’re normal.
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If this is true, how are you able to determine what’s normal/acceptable lesbian behavior?
I’ve always wondered what the person strapped up gets out of the deal too, but where I differ with Sandra Mae is that it’s psychological.
I suspect that it’s about pleasing your partner. I mean, isn’t that the same concept of oral secks? What, exactly does ANYONE get out of that other than pleasing your partner?
When a man is performing oral on a broad, he gets NOTHING out of that except that it turns him on knowing she’s getting it in… Why is that not psychological?
I’m a lesbian as well…I’m the more dominant one but I don’t use straps whether they are lamb skin or not lol.. She really embarrassed me last night.. but for some reason I couldn’t find myself to turn…They were clowning on instagram last night
Gay people have psychological issues that you wouldn’t understand because you’re normal. Meaning, you passed through the stages of child development successfully. Lesbians and gays struggle to be normal and to fit into a society that ostracizes us because we’re different. Lesbians using strap ons to imitate men is a demonstration of that ongoing struggle.
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Sandra I LOVE you for you honesty when it comes to homosexuality
Do you think your life would have been different if you weren’t corrupted at such a you age?
My hairsylist is gay he said he was molested at 7 all the way up to 12 by an older male cousin, he said by then he got accustomed to it an even started to like it. That just made me sooooo sad that he had to go through that at such a young age
people need to take better care of their kids and watch EVERYBODY around them 
I have a friend who says she puts on a strap on with her man…..She said he says he isn’t bi-sexual, just extremely freaking. She said the first time she did it was very empowering to hit him from the back.
The way Keyonna talking, Lil “D” gonna be able to beat her beef curtains with that lamb skin strap on
flsun99 says:
I have a friend who says she puts on a strap on with her man…..She said he says he isn’t bi-sexual, just extremely freaking. She said the first time she did it was very empowering to hit him from the back.
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That nigga gay
@Flsun Wow some people should keep shut about their sexual escapades!
@FlSun – he line. He a WOMAN.
What would make him not like that from a man? What’s the difference?
I had a female tell me her husband likes her to get behind him and act like she’s boinking him… I didn’t have the heart to tell her to get ready, cause that was practice.
Carrington says:
@FlSun – he line. He a WOMAN.
What would make him not like that from a man? What’s the difference?
I had a female tell me her husband likes her to get behind him and act like she’s boinking him… I didn’t have the heart to tell her to get ready, cause that was practice.
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He def a queen, and she wasn’t the first to bend him over and won’t be the last to enter his doodoo chute.
VDot says:
Don’t we all like a little penetration (especially with a lil ; lick: action?
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Of course. But some of us don’t need artificial apparatus to get the job done.
Carrington honestly I think he’sgay. But hey that’s her
man not mine. I told her some things only me & the Lord will know about.
Carrington says:
That broad wasn’t exactly opposed to the idea of continuing to talk to Miles from Moesha & I don’t know if that’s because she was thinking about the money..
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As soon as she said she wasn’t ready to hug Miles YET, I knew she was planning to drain more money out of that fool.
Some of these comments have me rolling!
Dee obviously has issues though. I’m not even interested in Bow Wow’s reaction.
VDot says:
If this is true, how are you able to determine what’s normal/acceptable lesbian behavior?
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Just because I’m a lesbian doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain.
Carrington says:
I had a female tell me her husband likes her to get behind him and act like she’s boinking him… I didn’t have the heart to tell her to get ready, cause that was practice.
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Sandra your perspective on homosexuality is very interesting. Most of the time you hear homosexuals defend themselves be it actions of behaviors. I commend you for being brutally honest about how the mind of a homosexual works.
You should be on a panel or something…to help people better understand gay people. It would do these homophobes a great of good.
I have a question. It’s obvious you’re very intelligent and I know you’re college educated. But does this knowledge you’re speaking on come from common sense or have you studied the topic people because you wanted to learn more about who you are? Just curious because you have a very interesting perspective
Old girl shouldn’t even be mad. I’d be like oh well, thanks for the $10K though.