In Case You Missed It: Catfish, the TV Show, Episode 14; and Bow Wow Responds to Being ‘Catfished’

Last night’s episode of MTV’s Catfish: The TV Show featured a woman, Keyonnah, who believed she was in an online relationship with former kiddie rapper and BET 106 & Park host Shad Moss, a.k.a. Bow Wow.

Keyonnah’s doubts were erased when the impersonator sent her $10,000, which she claims she spent paying off her family’s bills. Catfish‘s dimwitted producers Nev Schulman and Max Joseph pretended not to know how easy it was to confirm the identity of the person imitating the rapper.

In a world where information is literally at our fingertips, Nev and Max couldn’t put 2+2 together until 30 minutes into the show. By then the hapless trio are on a plane to Atlanta to meet “Bow Wow”.

BET.com posted a video of the real Bow Wow reacting to the show. In his usual grandiose, self-absorbed, overly confident manner, Bow Wow gave some insight into just how difficult it is to BE Bow Wow. “These eyes ain’t contacts… you can’t buy these…”

He then invited the show’s principal characters, Keyonnah and Dee-Pimpin, onto his show to explain their actions. Watch Bow Wow’s reaction and the full episode of Catfish, episode 14 below.

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Videos courtesy of Yardie and BET.com

forgetmenot

I was dying when that little girl dude came out the house.
cheeks8683

Dee-Pimpin was soooo confident in her turning straight women out game….I was traumatized when she started talking about the strap-on….
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

The only lesbians who use strap ons are the confused studs/doms who want to be their daddies. It’s an insult to me. If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
luVn_liFe…

These eyes ain’t contacts… you can’t buy these.
^
What the hell does that meN?
Morning all! Phone posting No rollcall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

Where did the $10,000 come from? The lil’ girl-man?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8myvLeJWo :buttshake: Pop that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle! :buttshake: Shake that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle!

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Want to rant and rave, but your grammar isn’t up to par? Let me help you. Send me your posts for proof reading and critique before you post them. I may help save you ridicule and pity “likes” due to your friends not wanting to call you stupid.
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I. DIE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8myvLeJWo :buttshake: Pop that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle! :buttshake: Shake that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle!

If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
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https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

When you’re involved with a crazy stud like Dee-Pimpin you have to suspend all disbelief and ignore all of her lies. They lie more than a little bit. Their entire image is a lie. They can weave some yarns about how much money they have, who they know, etc. I’ve seen studs steal from their family members just to impress a girl. They get beat down trying to challenge real men in front of their women. It’s a really sad existence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?

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Thank you for explaining. Never understood the logic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8myvLeJWo :buttshake: Pop that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle! :buttshake: Shake that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle!

Theeeeese eeeeeeeeeyes,Theeeeese eeeeeeeeeyes,Theeeeese eeeeeeeeeyes have seen a lot of love but they’ve never seen another love like they have with yyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
MsB2u
Pretty Brown Eyes

Dang it I’m gonna have to actually watch this one. But people still getting catfished? She really thought she was talkin to Bow Wow? So many questions.
FuturedocDonte

The only lesbians who use strap ons are the confused studs/doms who want to be their daddies. It’s an insult to me. If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on
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coco creamy

Sandra Rose says:

The only lesbians who use strap ons are the confused studs/doms who want to be their daddies. It’s an insult to me. If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?

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That just tickled me Morning Sandra and roses
lisaROSE

this show is sooo fake but soooo funnyyyy!!! she shouldve just kept cashing in on that lil boy
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
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They must not have layed that pipe down on you before cause
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

I understand though SR
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

Dee-Pimpin loooked like the little boy who played the younger version of Omar Epps on Love and Basketball.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

“And we’ll never be royals (royyyyalllls)
It don’t run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain’t for us
we crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler (ruuulerrrrr)
You can call me queen bee
And baby I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule
Let me live that fantasy”

My jam.
FuturedocDonte

Bow Wow really think folk checkin for him now a days
https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera ChanAintShyt

Hi
FuturedocDonte

And quite frankly… I don’t even thin Bow Wow got 10000 in his own bank account… Between baby mamas and debt, them 106 checks ain’t cuttin it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

They must not have layed that pipe down on you before cause :whew:

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But it is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. *raises right hand, left on the Bible*

I just wouldn’t want it from no broad though. Never.
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

And quite frankly… I don’t even thin Bow Wow got 10000 in his own bank account… Between baby mamas and debt, them 106 checks ain’t cuttin it
by FuturedocDonte on Oct 9, 2013 at 9:57 am
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So you saying his last albums wasn’t dope?!
https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera ChanAintShyt

#Wayment

Preachers of LA? Jesus wept.

Anywho. What have I missed? Who’s banned, who’s beefing and who’s new?
VDot

If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?

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Well that answers one of the questions I had for you Sandie
Smonae

I f’n looove Sandy ur comments are priceless

Good Morning
Donte
Kay
Brown
Taken
Cheeks
Luvn
Razzle
Cocoa
Lisa
Prettyb
Forgetmenot
Chan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8myvLeJWo :buttshake: Pop that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle! :buttshake: Shake that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle!

OMFG

I just saw a few of NEv’s tweets. This man is a fawking fool and he knows it

“So Shad Moss turned out to be D Pimpin who looks like Da Brat and performs at Open Mics? I’m Confused. #catfish

I want to extend my sincere apologies to all the women who just found out they made love to Dee Pimpin and her Lamb Skin dildo. #catfish

Honestly, I can’t stop thinking about the whole Lambskin dildo thing. #catfish”
Milky

Bow wow acts bow wow come on out that dazzled closet
LSLH d/b/a Amber Rose’s Scalp

A lamb skin strap on?
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

I just wouldn’t want it from no broad though. Never.
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I just wouldn’t be able to get past it like
“Why are there titties on me while I am :humping:
Then she get off me like you want some more strap??????
But hey whatever you so in the privacy of your own bedroom is on you
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

@Kaycei, That’s my song!!!
VDot

They must not have layed that pipe down on you before cause :whew:

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so you think they brought out Man’s special 3.5 edition and not the Pied Pieper? That makes sense
LSLH d/b/a Amber Rose’s Scalp

Lil Bow Wow is a munchkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8myvLeJWo :buttshake: Pop that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle! :buttshake: Shake that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle!

Mornin Chan and Smonae!
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

I can’t watch the video with this links. It asks to sin up for an account. Gotta find another link BC I need to see this girl

Honestly, I can’t stop thinking about the whole Lambskin dildo thing. #catfish”
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I wonder if it was 3.5 inches
FuturedocDonte

And quite frankly… I don’t even thin Bow Wow got 10000 in his own bank account… Between baby mamas and debt, them 106 checks ain’t cuttin it
by FuturedocDonte on Oct 9, 2013 at 9:57 am
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So you saying his last albums wasn’t dope?
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I would go in on JD but ion wanna have to put my auntie in the witness protection program behind my posts
https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera ChanAintShyt

Bow Wow is about a half of a neck roll n finger snap away from coming out of the closet tho.
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

so you think they brought out Man’s special 3.5 edition and not the Pied Pieper? That makes sense

by VDot on Oct 9, 2013 at 10:02 am
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Get outta my head
VDot

that song KayCei. They played it in church on Sunday. I was
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

Tell it Future!!
https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera ChanAintShyt

Razz! I see you be trippin on my FB posts gul
FuturedocDonte

I just wouldn’t be able to get past it like “Why are there titties on me while I am Then she get off me like you want some more strap??????
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Just
Milky

@chan
@smonae
What is the purpose of a lambskin dildo?
https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera ChanAintShyt

Chocolate Milkay!!
http://www.sandigrows.com kahmmillion

This was beyond funny.

Firstly, Keyonnah knew she was going on TV, yet she stayed raggedy the entire time whilst doing the show. Then, she goes to meet “Bow Wow” looking like she just pick the outfit up at the Dress Barn.

Keyonnah really needs to stop lying, she slipped in there that she’s a model…for real, who are you modeling for Keyonnah? Twinkies or Lard?

On to Dee, she runs out the house with the cast iron necklace and rusty earrings acting like that mess was hot. Dee doesn’t even look like a boy. See, that’s the type of stuff that get gays messed up then they want to claim it as a hate crime. You do not pretend that you are something you weren’t born just so you can turn that straight person out. That’s downright immoral.

Keyonnah >>> <<< Everybody watching Catfish, including the real Bow Wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8myvLeJWo :buttshake: Pop that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle! :buttshake: Shake that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle!

I’m on skr8 frum duh aye dot com and it has a vid of that girlman rapping and her voice is so high! :lame:
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

Okay clearly I gotta find a video of it BRB
http://www.sandigrows.com kahmmillion

If you are gay and you don’t like men, why would you want a strap on in you? This is a real question…why not just let a guy beat it up? And, what does the person wearing the strap on get out of the deal?
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo)

who are you modeling for Keyonnah? Twinkies or Lard?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8myvLeJWo :buttshake: Pop that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle! :buttshake: Shake that Razzle Dazzle Dazzle!

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so you think they brought out Man’s special 3.5 edition and not the Pied Pieper? That makes sense
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@Chan that ish was funny proof reading fb post. How much are you charging because I need to refer your services to a few folks I know.
cheeks8683

Keyonnah really needs to stop lying, she slipped in there that she’s a model…for real, who are you modeling for Keyonnah? Twinkies or Lard?

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Sandra Rose’s Morning Glory
VDot

If you are gay and you don’t like men, why would you want a strap on in you?

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Don’t we all like a little penetration (especially with a lil ; lick: action? Gay or straight. Whether by dildo, fingers, dack, bananas, toothbrushes, handles of lint rollers. I mean the list is endless
https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera ChanAintShyt

I’m a model too…y’all know why? Cuz DEEZ EYEZ AINT CONTACTS!
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

A lot of folk in here hatin on a nigga!
Pretty Brown Eyes

Hold on cause I haven’t seen this episode yet….he/she/it got a lambskin strap on?!?!? Say what nah
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

If this chick was ready to phuck THE real Bow Wow, then u know Dee got to use that “Lamb-skin Hamme on that monkey after the cameras stopped rolling.
Milky
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Let me sit down and watch this episode mayne…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

@ Man, I think you’re right. $10,000 was a lot of bread.
She came up off SOMETHIN’.
Milky

@man
MsB2u

If I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
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https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

MisTaken The Black Mamba says:

They must not have layed that pipe down on you before cause
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Again, if I’m a lesbian, why would I be interested in that sort of activity?
Smonae

Milky, Vdot & LSLH
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@KAYCEI

Dee might not of got every chick, but we know a good bit couldnt resist that “lamb skin pounding.”

I bet in the “reunion” show Keyonnah gave her some.
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

If you ever want to know how to get a woman who is out of your league or uninterested – ask a stud. THEM mf’s can change a broad mind in a minute.

That broad wasn’t exactly opposed to the idea of continuing to talk to Miles from Moesha & I don’t know if that’s because she was thinking about the money, or the fact that she had actually fallen in love with him.

Ain’t no way a dude would’ve shown up to meet Kim Kardashian & Ole Dirty Bastid walked out & dude said, “Let me think about it. No ma’am.”

#Each one teach one
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

MisTaken The Black Mamba says:

I can’t watch the video with this links. It asks to sin up for an account.
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Click the little white arrow on the player. You don’t have to sign up for anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

Then, she goes to meet “Bow Wow” looking like she just pick the outfit up at the Dress Barn.

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Kahmillion…I swear I love you for this shyt.

Them ol’ lady arse dresses. Smell like moth balls.
luVn_liFe…

@apparition
Sad to hear about Roddy white
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

kahmmillion says:

If you are gay and you don’t like men, why would you want a strap on in you? This is a real question…why not just let a guy beat it up? And, what does the person wearing the strap on get out of the deal?
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Gay people have psychological issues that you wouldn’t understand because you’re normal. Meaning, you passed through the stages of child development successfully. Lesbians and gays struggle to be normal and to fit into a society that ostracizes us because we’re different. Lesbians using strap ons to imitate men is a demonstration of that ongoing struggle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick I <3 Diddy and Ebro!!!

FAKE FAKE FAKE! Keyonnah looks like she would pop off on somebody in a minute so for her to be so calm when she realized that was a chick…nah son.

Hey Ya’ll! I’m on my layoff swag looking for work. How’s everybody?
JandJ2011

Bow Wow should thank the stud for giving him some shine he haven’t had any since Bounce with me.
GAGIRL87

I’m a lesbian why would I want my curtains battered out of shape by a strap on?
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You don’t know what your missing gul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick I <3 Diddy and Ebro!!!

Carrington says:

If you ever want to know how to get a woman who is out of your league or uninterested – ask a stud. THEM mf’s can change a broad mind in a minute.
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yeen lyin I got a cousin that does it all the time.
VDot

Gay people have psychological issues that you wouldn’t understand because you’re normal.

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If this is true, how are you able to determine what’s normal/acceptable lesbian behavior?
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

I’ve always wondered what the person strapped up gets out of the deal too, but where I differ with Sandra Mae is that it’s psychological.

I suspect that it’s about pleasing your partner. I mean, isn’t that the same concept of oral secks? What, exactly does ANYONE get out of that other than pleasing your partner?

When a man is performing oral on a broad, he gets NOTHING out of that except that it turns him on knowing she’s getting it in… Why is that not psychological?
rwilliams4782

I’m a lesbian as well…I’m the more dominant one but I don’t use straps whether they are lamb skin or not lol.. She really embarrassed me last night.. but for some reason I couldn’t find myself to turn…They were clowning on instagram last night
GAGIRL87

Gay people have psychological issues that you wouldn’t understand because you’re normal. Meaning, you passed through the stages of child development successfully. Lesbians and gays struggle to be normal and to fit into a society that ostracizes us because we’re different. Lesbians using strap ons to imitate men is a demonstration of that ongoing struggle.
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Sandra I LOVE you for you honesty when it comes to homosexuality

Do you think your life would have been different if you weren’t corrupted at such a you age?

My hairsylist is gay he said he was molested at 7 all the way up to 12 by an older male cousin, he said by then he got accustomed to it an even started to like it. That just made me sooooo sad that he had to go through that at such a young age people need to take better care of their kids and watch EVERYBODY around them
flsun99

I have a friend who says she puts on a strap on with her man…..She said he says he isn’t bi-sexual, just extremely freaking. She said the first time she did it was very empowering to hit him from the back.
Tink Tink :newbie:

The way Keyonna talking, Lil “D” gonna be able to beat her beef curtains with that lamb skin strap on
Tink Tink :newbie:

flsun99 says:

I have a friend who says she puts on a strap on with her man…..She said he says he isn’t bi-sexual, just extremely freaking. She said the first time she did it was very empowering to hit him from the back.
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That nigga gay
JandJ2011

@Flsun Wow some people should keep shut about their sexual escapades!
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

@FlSun – he line. He a WOMAN.

What would make him not like that from a man? What’s the difference?

I had a female tell me her husband likes her to get behind him and act like she’s boinking him… I didn’t have the heart to tell her to get ready, cause that was practice.
Tink Tink :newbie:

Carrington says:

@FlSun – he line. He a WOMAN.

What would make him not like that from a man? What’s the difference?

I had a female tell me her husband likes her to get behind him and act like she’s boinking him… I didn’t have the heart to tell her to get ready, cause that was practice.
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He def a queen, and she wasn’t the first to bend him over and won’t be the last to enter his doodoo chute.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

VDot says:

Don’t we all like a little penetration (especially with a lil ; lick: action?
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Of course. But some of us don’t need artificial apparatus to get the job done.
flsun99

Carrington honestly I think he’sgay. But hey that’s her
man not mine. I told her some things only me & the Lord will know about.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Carrington says:

That broad wasn’t exactly opposed to the idea of continuing to talk to Miles from Moesha & I don’t know if that’s because she was thinking about the money..
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As soon as she said she wasn’t ready to hug Miles YET, I knew she was planning to drain more money out of that fool.
BeautifullBee

Some of these comments have me rolling!

Dee obviously has issues though. I’m not even interested in Bow Wow’s reaction.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

VDot says:

If this is true, how are you able to determine what’s normal/acceptable lesbian behavior?
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Just because I’m a lesbian doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Carrington says:

I had a female tell me her husband likes her to get behind him and act like she’s boinking him… I didn’t have the heart to tell her to get ready, cause that was practice.
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http://www.allthingsfabandfly.com All Things Fab and Fly

Sandra your perspective on homosexuality is very interesting. Most of the time you hear homosexuals defend themselves be it actions of behaviors. I commend you for being brutally honest about how the mind of a homosexual works.
You should be on a panel or something…to help people better understand gay people. It would do these homophobes a great of good.

I have a question. It’s obvious you’re very intelligent and I know you’re college educated. But does this knowledge you’re speaking on come from common sense or have you studied the topic people because you wanted to learn more about who you are? Just curious because you have a very interesting perspective
http://gravatar.com/sincerity7 Sincerity7

Old girl shouldn’t even be mad. I’d be like oh well, thanks for the $10K though.

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