TWERKOHOLIC!
Submit Your Best Twerk Vine Videos for a chance 2 win $1,000 Cash Prize on 12/25, a 300 Victoria's Secret Gift Certificate.
— B Smyth (@TheRealBSmyth) December 5, 2013
B. Smyth is a hot new artist whose infectious dance track “Twerkoholic” is heating up dancefloors on both sides of the Atlantic!
I was sent this video to post and at first I thought, “Oh, just another Twerk Song.” But this kid can really sing! As adults, we might not understand the whole “twerking” fad, but twerking has been around forever. This is nothing new.
Check out the official lyric video below. And if you’re into the twerking thing, B. Smyth aka @Therealbsmyth on Twitter is holding a Twerk Contest on his Twitter Page.
Also WIN a Chance to Be In My Music Video for Twerkoholic! Plus Other Prizes. More Details Coming Soon!
#TWERKOHOLIC
— B Smyth (@TheRealBSmyth) December 5, 2013
Just submit your best twerk videos to @Therealbsmyth and 1 Lucky Twerkoholic Pro will win $1,000 cash and a $300 gift certificate to Victoria’s Secret! Good Luck!
Twitter – @TheRealBsmyth
Instagram – @TheRealBsmyth
The winner will be announced by B. Smyth via his Twitter or Instagram!
:wave: Sandrta
for this post but WILL U Plz do a post on
HBO Sports’ “State of Play: Trophy Kids”
TIA!
Morning maaM
“If you can Twerk it better than Miley Cyrus”…seriously???
Felinelurker :wave: HI! how’s everything and the FAM?
Hopefully everyone here is at least 25 and above and not interested in twerking lol .. but ya never know
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300 gift certificate to golden coral
He doesn’t need a another video. The one above is just fine
I think I’ll actually like the song more if he goes with the one above than have a bunch of ladies pucshi popping on a handstand 
$300
I don’t listen to much R&B or rap so IDK who he is.. too many artist to keep up with now
(biological females only, please).
DTTS :hugs: She is not even in my department but any time I have to interact with her it’s 50 calls and emails about the same thing
I can’t :crying1: <big ugly frustrated tears. What her go and complain since she works with the legal counsel for our company.
and everyone
Hey Luvie
December 5, 2013 at 9:28 am
Um I’m sorry but do we really need a contest for what folks been doing for damn years and years
and who is this fool
Morning Folks!
lmao @ biological females only….
Hate mail coming in 3, 2, 1….
*Warning To Lurkers That Send Hate Mail: THIS AIN’T WHAT YOU WANT.
$300 is enough for some rats to show their “no dignity” having ass for
When did lyric videos become a thing? Anywho he’s a really talented kid! Hope he has great success!
libra80sbaby says:
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Obviously this contest only appeals to the dumbasses walking around here
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Um I’m sorry but do we really need a contest for what folks been doing for damn years and years
We. Do. Not. *Kanye’s dry “Bish, I do not like you” struggle face*
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rwilliams4782 says:
Hopefully everyone here is at least 25 and above and not interested in twerking lol .. but ya never know ..
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i saw an article YESTERDAY on Debbie Allen talking about twerking for her husband. yester-dam-day!
Did anyone click the video
cause um … I didn’t
I don’t listen to much R&B or rap so IDK who he is.. too many artist to keep up with now
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I always just an artist by how many twitter followers they had (sad I know).
He may want to lower the bar and take what he can.. They make tape for those balls to be non existent in videos..Lemme email Jazzy Pha gf and ask it if they are busy
Libra
Did anyone click the video cause um … I didn’t
see my comment number 8
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I listened to about 17 seconds of it
Jdore says:
Morning Folks!
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Jenie!! *Forrest Gump Voice* :hugs:
I listened to the song.
Good Morn’ting All!
The very sad truth is that the best twerkers I’ve seen have all been gay guys. I guess it’s ’cause they use their booty muscles more. I’on know but it’s the truth anyhow.
Did anyone watch Real Husbands and find that shyt as damned funny as I did? The one with all the women takin’ so many shots at each other? I could hardly keep up. But it had me
I didn’t do anything for me
The hook left much to be desired. But what can you expect for $300
*Steps on podium, hits mike at Twerkers Anon Meeting*
Hello. My name is KayCei. I have a big booty, so I twerk in the mirror after every shower. It makes me feel some kinda way. Young. Vibrant. Sessy. Boss.
Thank you. *raises index fanguh and walks away*
@orange blossom.. debbie gonna break a hip.. I guess im different I don’t like that..My gf does it on me playing around but she knows not to do that in public
Donte
you wasn’t trying to see the puzzay popping from them 
I’m not clicking that shyt 
I’m here for the write up < 
and the comments
*twerks through the blog, either though I know better*
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I like that 'less than' sign
DTS
I did what I text you yesterday this morning 
We ain’t used to call it twerking though
Jenny :oksign:
Off topic.. am I the only one that pretends to talk on the phone when they see someone they dont wanna talk to? Just had to do it. . Make sure its on silent tho
*twerks through the blog, either though I know better*
*stops backwards in front of Pearl*
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goo’ moanin, DTTS…just lettin ya know I was payin’ attenshun eben doe I’m 
Thank you. *raises index fanguh and walks away
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is that the church fanga that you lift when you going to the bathroom midservice?
aw, fukc! I meant
Grandma said they used to call it the hoochie coochie…
rwilliams4782 says:
Grandma said they used to call it the hoochie coochie…
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is that the same as the hully gully?
rwilliams4782 says:
Off topic.. am I the only one that pretends to talk on the phone when they see someone they dont wanna talk to? Just had to do it. . Make sure its on silent tho
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Mess around and the phone start ringing
@the pearl.. I guess so..she from the south so I think she makes up ish.. bc instead of club she says liquor house
…from downstairs (where i was left talking to myself):
MisTaken The Black Mamba says:
DTTS She is not even in my department but any time I have to interact with her it’s 50 calls and emails about the same thing I can’t <big ugly frustrated tears. What her go and complain since she works with the legal counsel for our company.
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MisT, are there instructions available to her on your org's intranet or other online access? If so, perhaps you can (tactfully, lol) refer her back to the posted instructions. I deal with this too, and often wonder if in addition to being scatter-brained, are they also operating under some passive aggressive delusion that completing the forms is beneath them and they think to themselves 'well if SHE's supposed to review/process the forms SHE can fix whatever's wrong' …I'm older and further along in my career than you are so I won't suggest you do what I do, but perhaps a word with your supervisor to 'alert' him/her to recurring problems as they relate to the process may provide an opportunity for you to suggest a workable resolution. Hang in there!
biological females only, please
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Why? Cause them lady boi’s is really the best twerkers to be honest.
I bet Jazze Phatazz new boo can twerk shims butt off.
I swear twerking is getting on my last.
:stop: Why yeen Satisfied with my twerking?
#manufacturedcrisis
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
We ain’t used to call it twerking though
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We called it pop that puzzay pop pop that puzzay baby
Hi Baby!
The winner will take home a $300 gift certificate just in time for the holidays!
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$300
Ikr .. esp if I am in the mall I will go to the nearest store until they pass by.. be up in motherhood maternity or the Rockport Shoe store lol.
Bend over let me see it
buss wide open 
Off topic.. am I the only one that pretends to talk on the phone when they see someone they dont wanna talk to? Just had to do it. . Make sure its on silent tho
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Mess around and the phone start ringing
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Make sure the bish is OWF…cause just my luck the alarm might start ringing
GAGIRL
Orange Blossom says:
i saw an article YESTERDAY on Debbie Allen talking about twerking for her husband. yester-dam-day!
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Some women know how to keep a man, while other women have to learn the hard way.
rwilliams4782 says:
Ikr .. esp if I am in the mall I will go to the nearest store until they pass by.. be up in motherhood maternity or the Rockport Shoe store lol
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:stop: my man loves Rockports
We ain’t used to call it twerking though
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We aint have a name for it.
Cause I am from the souff.
In my mind…. I AM STILL A LUKE DANCER
51 was for you, Pearl
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Yeah the “pop that pucci dance”
*cues Luke*
libra80sbaby says:
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
Obviously this contest only appeals to the dumbasses walking around here
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This contest is for the youngsters. I’m sure there is a teenager somewhere who would appreciate that $300.
I cant dance anymore..now when I was younger..I had it .. The skateboard..kid n play..mc hammer.. now..my knees are equipped for twerking and puzzay poppin..
Dtts how u bae
Trucie says:
When did lyric videos become a thing? Anywho he’s a really talented kid! Hope he has great success!
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Thank you for the positive comment, hun.
<– *former gymnast here*
$300 only? Can we get more if we can do splits?
Some women know how to keep a man, while other women have to learn the hard way.
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Debbie Allen and Norm Nixon been together my whole dayum LIFE.
Who Dat says:
We ain’t used to call it twerking though
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We aint have a name for it.
Cause I am from the souff.
In my mind…. I AM STILL A LUKE DANCER
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Big booty heauxs!!
Pump wit iiitttt!
Hey ya’ll beautiful bishes
Morning Sandra I just love your blog
rwilliams4782 says:
@the pearl.. I guess so..she from the south so I think she makes up ish.. bc instead of club she says liquor house
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shoot! she ain’t make that up!!! Liquor house ain’t nothin but the bootleg liquor distributor in the hood — that’s all!
Head head M-O headddddd
The winner will take home a $300 gift certificate
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Juicy J offered a $50,0000 scholarship *Bey stank face*
Morning y’all
Hey ya’ll beautiful bishes
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You one too
She a recovering alcoholic I remember having to pick up from the liquor houses with.. marvin cease, betty wright..clarence carter blasting from the building..
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
51 was for you, Pearl
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Every time I show up in this here piece I gotta fend off one of DTTS' manufactured-damned-crises! What I'm gon' do witchoo?
but perhaps a word with your supervisor to ‘alert’ him/her to recurring problems as they relate to the process may provide an opportunity for you to suggest a workable resolution
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Thanks for the advice. My dept head and others have had meetings with the FULL STAFF several times to discuss this among other entitlement issues people seem to have. We even organized a meeting with the admins and assistants since they process most of the requests to address it. Instructions are on the intranet and on the form. People just do not want to listen. They figure since we help external clients or organizations that they are the same :stop: No you are a part of THIS organization. We don’t work for you. Chile
rwilliams4782 says:
Lemme email Jazzy Pha gf and ask it if they are busy
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Jazze Pha has spoken out about the messy trollop who sent that photo to a blogger. He said he never had intimate relations with the tranny. He also wasn’t aware that was a tranny. I believe him. Rappers need to be aware that “females” who decline vaginal sex but quickly offer anal or oral sex might be biological males. Real women will always offer up the cooch first. They want to get paid for the next 18 years.
HEEEEEEYYYYYY
Why my boss still cant figure out why aint nobody talking to him. I know he trying to figure out why folks wont eem make contact with him. Chick who always be dayum near sleep… passed him and he said hey…she mumbled something and K.I.M. He standing there like
She ALWAYS has convo for him. Me too. He come over here asking if I watched the game last night.
Me:
yep. Aint look up period.
Dumb fawka
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Morning Sandra I just love your blog
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Thank you, hun!
The winner will take home a $300 gift certificate just in time for the holidays!
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$300
I’m so ICDC
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Be grateful. That $300 is a half a credit at some bodies community college
Jazze Pha has spoken out about the messy trollop who sent that photo to a blogger. He said he never had intimate relations with the tranny. He also wasn’t aware that was a tranny. I believe him.
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I dont. Koolaid looked so blissful in that pic. Just like love had bit him on the ays. Kinda how Mister Cee looked in his mugshot(s).
Hey Shayla Stacks :wave:
*thought you said Jazze wasnt a FOB?
He was damn sure cuddled with her comfortably like they didnt just meet but hey….ok
I thoughtJ.P.boo was Vawn…..lol
Debbie Allen says they are called “african isolations”
Allen, who referred to twerking as “African isolations”, was a bit bewildered as to why the sexy dance was such a craze now-a-days. “Go to Africa, they’ve been twerking for 500 centuries”, the famed dancer/actress told HipHollywood.
And even though twerking is old news to Debbie, she confessed that she does it quite often for her man, “I’ll be twerking tonight when I get home to my husband!”
Why my boss still cant figure out why aint nobody talking to him.
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What he do… Was he rooting for AUBURN
Goood Morning
Sandra
& :hugs:
GA
Jenie
Luvn
Donte
Iofheart
JMO
DTTS
Libra
Anna
Taken
Kay
KDubb
Too many people to roll call but hey :hugs:
He also wasn’t aware that was a tranny. I believe him
I respect that. Now go ahead and sign 
this deed for this multi million dollar mansion I wanna sell you overseas sigh unseen for a cool mil. It’s a steal 
:hugs:
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You are so trusting and loyal to your friends
:stop: 300 dollars? If one can twerk betta that than that gal, the shold just go get paid….
@Jenie – I mean brown nose
NOOOOO Not STRAWBERRY!!!!
alopecia 
The devil is a lie! Lawd look at them edges
Assemble the prayer warriors n bring the oil cuz the devil is busy this month. LAWD *bangs tambourine* For shame!!!!
December 4, 2013 at 9:56 am
That right there had me in tears….all gotdamn night.
betty wright
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A clean up woman…. is a woman who gets AWL the love…We girls leave behind…. the reason I know…So much about huh, is because she picked up a mayne of mine… :headphones:
I was JUST listening to mama Betty YESTERDAY…
What up fake me out DENISE…JMO
What happened to your food?
You should have received your F via virtual mail.
If you haven’t
F is your final grade
F
Good Morning
K Dub your boss in a dikc. He needs to stick his own dikc in his
and rotate 
It’s like that today 
So much about huh, is because she picked up a mayne of mine… :headphones:
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Don’t do this to me today.
Did he stay with her? Clean up woman not very good at keeping them…one had my man too. I left his arse 10,000 miles ago, 10 years…he still begging.
rwilliams4782 saysL:
He was damn sure cuddled with her comfortably like they didnt just meet but hey….ok
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He didn’t say they didn’t know each other. He said he wasn’t aware it was a man. He’s not the only one who has been fooled by trannies. Trannies are men so they know what men like.
Who Dat says:
betty wright
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A clean up woman…. is a woman who gets AWL the love…We girls leave behind…. the reason I know…So much about huh, is because she picked up a mayne of mine…
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Man this and a lot of them ole school songs was talmbout being a side piece.
It’s a whole lotta songs I loved and once I got older and actually listened to the lyrics I was like WTF 
Who wanna twerk for a $300 hunnid dollar gift cert, ninja u aint even offering cash. $300 chit that’ll barely cover the gas bill bitch plz!!
What he do… Was he rooting for AUBURN
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That dude a UNC football and basketball fan. Game that he was asking me about. UNC/Michigan State. He acted a straight up azz yesterday over some ish HE did and yelled at half the department over. Now he act like he didnt do anything. Aint nobody got time for that.
“Go to Africa, they’ve been twerking for 500 centuries”, the famed dancer/actress told HipHollywood.
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True…My daddy went to A&T and i members going to African dance and they was twerking and I told my daddy. I want to be a dancer….I twerked for about two months…till my granny was like
“what ya’ll got that child doing:
Then it was just ballet and the tumbling mats.
In my mind…. I AM STILL A LUKE DANCER
:fistbump:
<–opposite 
How was your Thanksgiving? What did you do? 
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Baby, I am fine
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GAGIRL87 says:
Hey ya’ll beautiful bishes
Heyyyyyy :woot:
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Pearl, MsTake started that… Get it right
Morning Smonae
Chile ole Betty Wright told a bunch of lies back in the day 
but she be jamming though
Who Dat says:
What he do… Was he rooting for AUBURN
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That dude a UNC football and basketball fan. Game that he was asking me about. UNC/Michigan State. He acted a straight up azz yesterday over some ish HE did and yelled at half the department over. Now he act like he didnt do anything. Aint nobody got time for that.
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If your supervisor was a she I’d swear we work in the same place
clarence carter
‘Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don’t stroke so fast
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If my stuff ain’t tight enough, you can stick it up my…’ WOO! I be strokin
Just COOKING, Granny shut it DOWN, huh?
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Eye of Heart says:
Who Dat says:
betty wright
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A clean up woman…. is a woman who gets AWL the love…We girls leave behind…. the reason I know…So much about huh, is because she picked up a mayne of mine…
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Man this and a lot of them ole school songs was talmbout being a side piece.
It’s a whole lotta songs I loved and once I got older and actually listened to the lyrics I was like WTF 
Hush now, I was just Singing my lil heart out to Secret Lovers last night
No pain …. no pain …… no gain ……
Be a cook in the kitchen a lady in the street
ya can’t show teeth to every guy you meet….. its alright to be a lil sweet …… :heaphones:
But be a mama with the kids and you know what in the sheets
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*lays the cardboard of for Just COOKING*
Alright, there you go…. We waiting
K Dub your boss in a dikc.
Do you want me to send you the PLAYBACK info? YEW SAID IT…so it is reflected in the minutes like that.
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He isnt always. Which is why folks was caught off guard. He has been REAL bipolar lately though. Tried it with another chick over some meeting minutes. We have a bi-weekly global call and was tryna say he DIDNT say something. She was like THE MEETINGS ARE RECORDED.
Get help sir.
@rwilliams4782 says – I told my husband that joke…about the half the casket….He was like you are syck…..Then we laughed about 30 minutes…..
Sway got t-shirts now
Yall aint right lol @just looking
Sothern dont get banned lol .ms rose said that we cant talk about stff in this post ..they talkin about it downstairs
ok, where did this post come from?
I think she updated it from this morning @gypsy
So confused about post….Is this is from the bottom?
This post was revised to add more information about B. Smyth’s contest. Thanks for reading.
Just COOKING, I’m just going home, ION wanna post the wrong thing, it’s not fun now, and I’m cramping
and don’t have time to be thinking about what I type first etc. 
Just in time to celebrate the King…. $1000 on the day we celebrate His birth – and all for shakin, flippin, & floppin ya a$$ cheeks.
#Look at Gawd… Won’t he do it.