Study Finds More Women Are Marrying Dumb Men A new study finds that more women are marrying dumber men than men are marrying dumber women.

The roles have reversed in the past 4 or 5 decades when men preferred the dumb blond stay-at-home mom types who didn’t question a man’s authority as king of his castle.

But times have changed and now men are stay-at-home mom types and women are kings of their castles.

These are the best of times for shiftless, lazy, girlie men who weren’t raised with a strong father figure who taught them how to be men.

They were raised mainly by man-hating women who transferred their hate onto their sons.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution writer suggests that these shiftless, good-for-nothing men should forego getting a college degree and just find a desperate woman to take care of them.

From AJC.com:

The Pew Research Center says, for the first time, more women are marrying dumber men than men are marrying dumber women.

That’s a little confusing, so I had my smart wife explain it to me really slowly.

According to 2012 U.S. Census data, 20.7 percent of women are married to men who have less education. In 2012, 19.9 percent of men were married to women with less education.

Researchers say the role reversal is more prevalent among newlyweds because younger women have surpassed men in higher education. Among college educated newlyweds, 39% of women married a spouse without a college degree, but only 26% of men did so.

So, if you’re an unmarried man looking for a life on easy street, your time has come. Go out there and find you a doctor, or even a nurse, but definitely not an attorney. When she dumps you for someone younger and better looking you’re not going to want her to have a law degree.