The jokes began writing themselves after Apple CEO Tim Cook unveiled the much-anticipated iPhone 6 and Apple Watch on Tuesday. Aside from the watch’s dated 1980s design, the watch failed to impress stockholders and consumers. Shares of Apple plunged within minutes of the watch’s unveiling as Apple shareholders dumped the stock onto the open market.
Among the watch’s drawbacks are the price ($350), the battery life (the watch needs charging every night); and the fact that Apple Watch owners are required to purchase the iPhone 6 for it to work properly.
Anyone who expected Apple to reinvent the wristwatch was surely disappointed. Apple purists and fanboys complained about everything from the lack of an ‘i’ preceding the Watch — as in iWatch — to the fact that the watch isn’t available in a round shape.
But the biggest drawback may be the availability. The Apple Watch won’t go on sale until early next year.
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thanks for the new post
Pitiful. Steve Jobs’ ghost is pissed right about now.
I think they said it goes on sale this year, and will not be sent out until next year.
AND
I thought yeen need the phone too.
OAN
If’n this stock drops, Imma get me some!
*drastically drops
it already dropped…
@Chan
Steve Done start digging himself the fuk up like ole girl on Kill Bill…
thats a little tooooooo much technology for me.
dont be monitoring my dam heart. be done got convicted for something I was thinking about. nerp. you can keep that.
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OAN
<—wait for it…wait for iiiit…
If’n this stock drops, Imma get me some!
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Girl right Im at my computer like
be done got convicted for something I was thinking about.
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Minority Report
I am a long time Apple product user and I got to say I need to upgrade my phone but it won’t be to the 6 I’m switching manufacturers – Apple fell off – they will be the next IBM….remember them – you won’t if you were born after 1981 but they used to be bigger than Microsoft….
I guess I am showing my age. Cause my lil celica phone is enough.
Them Google glasses, and now these ugly ass watches. Soom muhfukkas going to be walking around looking like damn Robocop.
Imma need a puter rode skowler in here STAT!
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Apples n’ Oranges
I know mannie mannie folks in Silicone Valley
Maybe that’s why your opinion is hated, because you’re wrong sometimes
Just a thought about your name…
Chile I’m good with my droid
what’s the point 
An opinion can’t be wrong you brain fart…. its an opinion if you hate it col we can debate and maybe you can change my opinion maybe not….
Ya’ll don’t do this shyt today
stop with the slander nah!
Haha to all the Apple users. Apple has dated product but all they do is put it in a bezel casing with a high price and their dumb followers run out to purchase. They keep suing Samsung every year yet Samsung makes the chip sets that all the phone manufacturers need
I’m an iphone user myself, but considering getting a galaxy just based on the price
I prefer the droid over the iphone, but ION have a choice so
Can’t see paying over $1000 for a phone because of a logo and design.
User
I’m so sleepy ….. and 
guys
It’s your opinions
I’m not changing that 
Not trying to. Just stating facts 
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This ain’t that Jenny