In Case You Missed It: Tiny & Shekinah Weave Trip, Season Premiere Episode 1

Sandra Rose October 14, 2014

Tiny & Shekinah Weave Trip

VH1’s much-anticipated new reality TV series Tiny & Shekinah Weave Trip premiered last night. Click the link below if you missed it.

Tiny & Shekinah Weave Trip

pointhimout

WOW.
aRoTh

So this is what I was watching when I passed out. Woke up and the TV was on the Cartoon Network. Da hell??
FuturedocDonte

I wonder if Shekinah know how to do lace front beards… Not for me, for a friend
Wasting time

I couldn’t get pass them arguing in the lawyers office.
Kinah block her blessings sometimes but I love the cancer in Tiny, she is loyal to her friend and sees her talent and wants to help
Bootcampgirl

Them ‘fits up top…
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

Awe dangit i knew it was something i had to dvr
SummerBaby

I liked Tiny & Shekinah’s show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@UNSHAKEABLE
“I have a feeling this conversation may go south, but I want to hear your perspective. How did you draw the conclusion that women are lesbianic by nature?”
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Just from observation and reading different things. It wasn’t one specific thing per se. Just a combination of things.

Even the most elementary of research will show a couple of things.

-That male and female sexuality is different.

-Women are much more likely to be bi-sexual (but they won’t term it this way but by the text book definition this is what they are).

-That women are aroused by other women (every scientific study ever done has shown this too).

-And most women “expirement” with another woman in some way at some point

-Female “friendships” are close to lesbian relationships, with jealousy and the intimacy and the like.

There is a reason lesbianism is rarely frowned on but male homosexuality is almost universally despised.
Hair Lova
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

Speaking of bulldaggers….
I just found out the married with children security guard told you all about ..that I said be all in my face like when i go to the lobby…and said in front of mixed company i had good hair..couldn’t be all blyke
well somebody let me know she tried a lady who is openly at a nother place ….and the lady was like FOH They told me because they felt like they could confide in me…. plus we use that vendor. So now i am legally bline sideeyeing ole girl cause I wonder if she was trying to groom me :crying1:
@Lova :stop: Nah son she never had a chance. I don’t do fish but if i did the chick would not look like a butch MArsha Warfield She got to be badder than me
Ms Peaches

Since Tiny and TI are filming apart anyway, this was a good idea. Tiny said ” I have to get the coin on my own”. And she doesn’t have to film with that cheating husband of hers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

“Tiny & Shekinah Weave Trip”
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This sounds really classy and educational! Let me gather round the children to sit and watch!
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

Oh and I didn’t know she was No idea. I just thought she was a lame. Wanted to be friends.Plus her husband is a man….. But now looking byke all the signs were there
Wasting time

Peaches!
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

Bye Peaches Take Care Hun
luVn_liFe…

the Hair weave had Ebola in it !!
Hair Lova

MArsha Warfield
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Ewwww those be the aggressive ones too. I had one looking like that follow me in the bathroom at Wendy’s, just so she could tell me I was pretty, real pretty. Grew my dark ceaser in after that.
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

@WASTE :ghost:get out my head
lovezoe

Is Shekinah and FOB?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@LOVE ZOE

Yes, she is.
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

Grew my dark ceaser in after that.
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oh so you was like the Hurricane Chris types except cute in the face.
Who you favor now? Wiz Khalifa? Bow Wow? ASAP Rocky? Snoop Lion? MannieFresh? Lil John yearbook picture gravies somebody had?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

So now i am legally bline sideeyeing ole girl cause I wonder if she was trying to groom me

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Make sure you wear yo housecoat to werk… She been undresses you with her eyes all summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

Grew my dark ceaser in after that.

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Bootcampgirl says:

Them ‘fits up top…
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thats why yall should cop that album when it drops. support a good cause and shyt
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

Missy I don’t play them type of games. SHE GONE LEARN TA DAY.
Let her approach me with anything not professional
*fights the air like Erica P* TRY ME!!! TRY ME!!!!
luVn_liFe…

Grew my dark ceaser in after that.
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lmaO!
Unshakable

@Man,

Ok….so I have a question. And before you start, no I am not tryna irritate you, ok?

So, is it the same when guys have a bromance or can guys be attracted to another male, but not have gay tendencies? Can a guybe attracted to another guy and be straight? Can a guy experiment with another guy, and still be straight?

Or are these observations and research for the female species only?

Again, just asking, so don’t strangle me like the LadyBoy Killer, mkay?
Hair Lova

oh so you was like the Hurricane Chris types except cute in the face.
Who you favor now? Wiz Khalifa? Bow Wow? ASAP Rocky? Snoop Lion? MannieFresh? Lil John yearbook picture gravies somebody had?
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Got damn you! Not near one of em. Lmfaoooooo ion like chicks, I like dykes…. lmfaoooooo
luVn_liFe…

Tiny looks a lil fluffy in that still up top
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

I went to the GA Nat’l Fair this weekend and was pleasantly surprised that The Tams were performing. Tiny’s brother kept saying that people should ignore the rumors and their family is going to be just fine. I think everyone in the crowd were like ” What rumors?”
Ni ni

world health org expecting 5000 cases of ebola per week before December. Black people you know what to do…stock up on viennas, ramen noodles, potted meat, sardines, ramen noodles, beef jerked and get with your older relatives and learn how to make preserves. Lock yourselves in the house til the spring and hope the cold air kills off the bola . Maybe I should stop watching the news
Hair Lova

Unshakable says:

@Man,

Ok….so I have a question. And before you start, no I am not tryna irritate you, ok?

So, is it the same when guys have a bromance or can guys be attracted to another male, but not have gay tendencies? Can a guybe attracted to another guy and be straight? Can a guy experiment with another guy, and still be straight?

Or are these observations and research for the female species only?

Again, just asking, so don’t strangle me like the LadyBoy Killer, mkay?
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Yeah like Gwen Stefani husband had a fling with a dude for 5yrs I believe. Or like the dude on How To Get Away with Murder told his girl friend it was one summer, he was bored, but he don’t like dudes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

Them ‘fits up top…

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You just gonna make me really look at the stills huh? Somebody said TIP called Kinah, Tiny’s lil monkey. He must not have seen the ‘fit up top. Obviously she’s a leopard :eyeroll:
Ms Peaches

Hey Wasting darling “what’s up” ( In Martin’s voice).

@ MisTake- I ain’t going , cause you gonna love meeeeeeeee .
Gigi26

I refuse to take someone’s advice when they are missing their edges and look like they smell of sausages

So no I did not watch this program. I wish them all the best however!
lovezoe

Yes, she is.
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Never mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

Can a guybe attracted to another guy and be straight? Can a guy experiment with another guy, and still be straight?

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Penetration of the chocalate highway?
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This sounds really classy and educational! Let me gather round the children to sit and watch!
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CaliYoruba

I saw this last night and I saw the show before this where Shekinah was hosting a Mother-Daughter Pageant, she was sooooo unprofessional LOL
pointhimout

Yeah, women are more likely to be same sex oriented, even if only for one night or to please their guy. A guy will never do that, so I’m pissed about it. But I must agree, women are more licky licky than they let on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

I refuse to take someone’s advice when they are missing their edges and look like they smell of sausages
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:crying1: Gigi. BYE Gigi
CaliYoruba

Oh yeah everybody

Hey Gigi
Hey ButterCUp
Congrats Keya on the baby
Hey Luvin
pointhimout

@37 Will society LET HIM be str8 if he experiments one time? Nope. You’re gay.
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Lock yourselves in the house til the spring
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no problem cuz I think i found “the one”

well at least til it hits 65 degrees then im out

maybe, iono yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@UNSHAKEABLE
“Ok….so I have a question. And before you start, no I am not tryna irritate you, ok?

So, is it the same when guys have a bromance or can guys be attracted to another male, but not have gay tendencies? Can a guybe attracted to another guy and be straight? Can a guy experiment with another guy, and still be straight?

Or are these observations and research for the female species only?

Again, just asking, so don’t strangle me like the LadyBoy Killer, mkay?”
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Nope. You know how “society” feels that a man that sleeps with other men is flat out gay? There is some truth to that. Some doctors don’t even believe that men can be “bi-sexual” because in tests, when they are shown pics of men or women, they only become aroused by one or the other. Not both.

But women are aroused by both. It has been done numerous times in different countries with the same result.

Now, I do believe men can be bi-sexual. The same way some humans are allergic to water. They are very few and far between. Most are either gay or straight. It’s really that simple for guys but not that simple for women. Women are always somewhere in the middle. They may lean towards guys, but they definitely have an attraction for women too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Cali

no problem cuz I think i found “the one”
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Deets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

Yall seen the pic of Blu Ivy in the blonde wig?
Gigi26

Heeey Cali! How are ya n da kids??

:hugs: Come on in Buttercup!
Unshakable

@point,

so educate me babe……why can girls be still considered straight if they experiment, but not dudes? Is it one of those things like, “that’s just the way it is.” type issues? and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

no problem cuz I think i found “the one”

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Lucy you got some ‘splainin to do
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

WAYMENT :stop: how is your name HairLova and you rocked a Cesar??!!! What chu was listing for what you ain’t have???
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

WAYMENT :stop: how is your name HairLova and you rocked a Cesar??!!! What chu was listing for what you ain’t have???
CaliYoruba

User LOL Just until the Spring hits again huh?
luVn_liFe…

stock up on viennas, ramen noodles, potted meat, sardines, ramen noodles, beef jerked
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is there a pacific reason these staples are listed??

CaliyoruBA! busy lately?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@POINT
“Yeah, women are more likely to be same sex oriented, even if only for one night or to please their guy. A guy will never do that, so I’m pissed about it. But I must agree, women are more licky licky than they let on.”
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BRUH! Almost caught a charge on that phuck chit!

Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!

NIGGA! Almost went Officer Darren Wilson on that azz!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

they are missing their edges and look like they smell of sausages

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Deets.
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dont mind me, I just met him on friday. he offered to suck th polish off my toenails and I was like I think he’s the one!!! so romantical

yes, VDot, yes. another hookup by my bestie. she keeps inviting me to hang with HER then when I get there its a bunch of dudes waiting for me. she got me good this time cuz we went to a spanish club.
CaliYoruba

@ Gigi, Kids are good. thanks! Just trying to make sure I keep myself clean at work to be sure I don’t bring any infections home. I give everyone the side eye at work if they cough.
luVn_liFe…

:stop: they still haven’t captured the fugitive in PA for shooting those troopers??
CaliYoruba

@ User.. DO IT! I have one that sucks toes now. I never had that before and used to turn my nose up but WHOOOOOOOOO JESUS
Unshakable

@Man,

Ok…….i see where you are coming from. Like I said, we may not always agree, but I do leaen different perspectives from you and I do enjoy hearing a man’s point of view. and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@USER
“Deets.
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dont mind me, I just met him on friday. he offered to suck th polish off my toenails and I was like I think he’s the one!!! so romantical

yes, VDot, yes. another hookup by my bestie. she keeps inviting me to hang with HER then when I get there its a bunch of dudes waiting for me. she got me good this time cuz we went to a spanish club.
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She shopping you. Tryin to sell ur puzzy right from under you and you ain’t e’en know.
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CaliYoruba says:

User LOL Just until the Spring hits again huh?
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yup. its too hot in th summer to be laid up under some negro. he be done died on top of me like Mister in color purple.
Unshakable

@Man,

You say you wasn’t havin it, huh bruh?

So, when guys do participate in a threesome with another guy and girl, does that make them gay?
Gigi26

Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
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:crying1:
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V you may be right. I asked her PACIFICALLY “bish am I the entertainment?”

told yall she been tryng to turn me out. talmbout yu dont even need to wear pannies. yes, yes I do. unless you have Kardustian pussi then yu need pannies.
luVn_liFe…

CaliYoruba says: I have one that sucks toes now. I never had that before and used to turn my nose up but WHOOOOOOOOO JESUS
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Do Tell it get’s you aroused, moist and ready to ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Man!!!! Only you would think of something like that.
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luVn_liFe… says:

they still haven’t captured the fugitive in PA for shooting those troopers??
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nope. he’s been writing them letters telling them how he did it and why he did it. no fux to give.
luVn_liFe…

User Friendly says: I asked her PACIFICALLY “bish am I the entertainment?”

told yall she been tryng to turn me out. talmbout yu dont even need to wear pannies
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WTH UF
lovezoe

Sandra, even though them gals are FOB’s, how do you feel about the way they acted with the mediators? And at the store? And at the RV shop?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@UNSHAKEABLE
“You say you wasn’t havin it, huh bruh?

So, when guys do participate in a threesome with another guy and girl, does that make them gay?”
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I always felt so. But you have to acknowledge, that a 3 some with 2 guys, they aren’t going to interact with each other. They will pick a hole and beat that hole up for the most part.

But if it’s a guy and two females, the two females are REQUIRED to interact with each other. YES, REQUIRED!
Gigi26

I have one that sucks toes now. I never had that before and used to turn my nose up but WHOOOOOOOOO JESUS
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luVn_liFe…

User Friendly says: they still haven’t captured the fugitive in PA for shooting those troopers??
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nope. he’s been writing them letters telling them how he did it and why he did it. no fux to give.
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WOW, they found Donner QUICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

pointhimout says:

@37 Will society LET HIM be str8 if he experiments one time? Nope. You’re gay.

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True story.

I just think if you like men once, you like them all the time. You may struggle and try to maintain a facade, but deep down, you yearn for the pickle. It actually makes me sad. People really fight to suppress who they are and it has to be an awful feeling. Years ago, I worked with/was friends with a guy who was gay.I went and saw this nigga at the gay club.
But he refused to accept that he was gay. Said his family caught him in a compromising position with a neighborhood boy and beat him with a 2X4. :crying1: Said he WOULD be married to a woman and have kids.

Just saw on FB when he briefly reactivated his page, he’s on child# 2 with his baby mama I bet $ he still lusts for that d!ck and prolly hops on it from time to time

Guy from high school who was gay in high school did a whole rant against homosexuality. But within the rant told the story of a massaue who “tried him” and who he thought of reaching out to, but his faith stopped him from acting on his desires. And if his faith could save him, it could save other homos Nicca just linked himself “IN a relationship” to a woman. :eyeroll:
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CaliYoruba says: I have one that sucks toes now. I never had that before and used to turn my nose up but WHOOOOOOOOO JESUS
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Im turning my nose up now. I had a guy do that when I was young and it felt nasty :confused:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

But if it’s a guy and two females, the two females are REQUIRED to interact with each other. YES, REQUIRED!

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DYmondgurl

Dudes do be bi too .. one likkted meh, he was a latin Ricky Martin-ish

He was fren with my gay guy bestie & he told him after he met me, Dont tell her I like men too THEY know we (women) dont want them after they been in man-hole, sides Gwyn ..I jess dont get the attraction to bof
luVn_liFe…

User Friendly says:

Im turning my nose up now. I had a guy do that when I was young and it felt nasty :confused:
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yeah, I had a tongue between my toes EEK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

when I get there its a bunch of dudes waiting for me.

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IS she pimping you out? I like her :fistbump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@V DOT
“But if it’s a guy and two females, the two females are REQUIRED to interact with each other. YES, REQUIRED!

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You right.. cause I would still phuck both of them… but it would be better if they fooled around with each other too.
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luvvie she said she hates panty lines. she be like ugh why you even wore them. I have to wear them. if I wear jeans I dont want denim on my cootie cat and my dresses/skirts be short when we go out and Im not trying to sit bare assed on soemthing and get ebola of the anus.
Gigi26

VDOT: I be thinking about the same thing!! Like I be seeing dudes who are clearly homosexual with biological kids and I know damn well they ain’t got no money for no artificial insemination so they are clearly fukking females. I wonder at times if they view the vag as a butthole…
SummerBaby

Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

CaliYoruba says:

@ User.. DO IT! I have one that sucks toes now.

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Suck toes + digital penetration *swoons*
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

I don’t like tongue in the toes or ears
I be like FOH SIR to my husband doing all the talking in my ear
Sling Blade :shank:

he be done died on top of me like Mister in color purple.

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exactly how old is this ‘new’ guy?
luVn_liFe…

luvvie she said she hates panty lines.
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I dew too as much as the next lady but UMHH I have to Agree on the contracting analEbola
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

My apologies: the video is fixed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@SUMMER

That wasn’t funny in the slightest!
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

Suck toes + digital penetration *swoons*
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At the same D time??? he nimble
Or your hole long and loose
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IS she pimping you out? I like her
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no she is just determined. if I had never told her about my porta reefa boo she wouldnt even care. she done made this her mission in life out of spite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

My coworker (the one who I mentioned shows a little too much interest in Lil Butter) is an openly gay male. Last week, I wore a tent dress and some super high heels to work, and he was walking behind me. He growled, “Damn, you look good. And I don’t mean that in a platonic kinda way.” It wasn’t until then I thought it were possible for men to be attracted to both males and females #naivety
luVn_liFe…

Sandra Rose says: My apologies: the video is fixed.
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another post please?
Sling Blade :shank:

they standing up there lookin at that bus like… ‘harpo who dese womens?’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

I wonder at times if they view the vag as a butthole…

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I think they go elsewhere in their mind while Like daydreaming of paynus jumping over fences and sh!t. Prolly do a lot of anal with their woman. She think he a freak, he think she a man.
luVn_liFe…

Or your hole long and loose
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U stOOpiD COLE!
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exactly how old is this ‘new’ guy?
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I need to stop telling yall stuff. he is 36 but he’s big. 6’3/230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

At the same D time???

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Digital meaning fangas!

Tightly snatched. Thank you very much
Sling Blade :shank:

Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
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was this ‘girl’ Filipino?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

1 :woot: Wooooo Yeah #jodeci
For a Proper Toe Sucking
Just thee thought
Unshakable

@Man,

What about if two guys are in the same hole at the same time. What do you make of that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

6’3/230

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Don’t tell Man, but that’s the size I like
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was this ‘girl’ Filipino?!
luVn_liFe…

6’3/230
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

36 but he’s big. 6’3/230
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He sucking yo toes?
Sling Blade :shank:

nope. he’s been writing them letters telling them how he did it and why he did it. no fux to give.
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he’s planning on going out in a blaze of glory (and he’s gonna try to take as many of them with him as possible)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

6’3/230

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Don’t tell Man, but that’s the size I like
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Borderline retarded.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

VDot says:

6’3/230

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Don’t tell Man, but that’s the size I like

:crying1:
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Don’t tell Man, but that’s the size I like
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girllll that got me essited just typing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@UNSHAKE
“What about if two guys are in the same hole at the same time. What do you make of that?”
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Gay as a Lil Richard and Elton John duet.
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

Ok then V
*passss your dude some hand aanitizer*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Hey Unshakable
I can see gravis now
Hair Lova

MisTaken: Loyal reader and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior says:

WAYMENT :stop: how is your name HairLova and you rocked a Cesar??!!! What chu was listing for what you ain’t have???
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http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

My poor baby ain’t gon’ graduate. Last night he comes into my office talking about, “How many times a week am I supposed to put that mass-kwee on my face?”

Me: “What? What is a mass kwee?”
Joey: “That stuff you put on my face…”
Me: “Go get it. I have no idea what you’re talking about, Joey.”

Here he comes with the bottle – “Mint Julip MASQUE”

Me: “Mass-kwee?!?! You mean MASK?”
Joey: “Well, who told them to spell mask like that?”
Me: (pulling out my phone) “Hold it up.”
Joey: “No, you’re about to put me on blast on Facebook!?!”
Me: “Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese!”

#Pray for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
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was this ‘girl’ Filipino?!

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So, how was the 3some Man?
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He sucking yo toes?
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no, we aint doing nothing but talking and texting as of right now.

but it seems pretty easy to accomplish in the missionary position. all he would have to do is hold ya legs up to his face, right?
Hair Lova

Gay as a Lil Richard
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Didn’t lil Richard say he never acted on his desires???
DYmondgurl

She think he a freak, he think she a man.

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ION like my tose or ears wet neither
SOTHERNGRL

MArsha Warfield
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Ewwww those be the aggressive ones too. I had one looking like that follow me in the bathroom at Wendy’s, just so she could tell me I was pretty, real pretty. Grew my dark ceaser in after that.
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Oh we telling bulldagger stories. Okay. Picture it Montgomery this lady looks and sounds like Marsha Warfield with dreds stands out in front of the
.99 cent store I go in this store almost everyday at the time. She always seems to be looking at Moi funny but I try no to notice. So one night I’m at Winn-Dixie for Mister she in there I been so me eyes are red, this chick says out her mouff dont let him make you cry honey is she talking to me (point to self in my mine) I keep walking the next day I go to the .99 store she out there. I see her walking towards me like Hey can I ask you a question I’m like you cant ask me chit I get back in my car and aint been back to that store since. I will not be groomed for chit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

*said in his I’m Shot voice* I saw YOU talmbout my Lord of the Rings lil guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@V DOT
“Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
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was this ‘girl’ Filipino?!

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So, how was the 3some Man?

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:stop:
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

Hey Unshakable
I can see gravis now
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She say that once a day
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No, you’re about to put me on blast on Facebook!?!”
Me: “Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese!”
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Joey said he dont speak no dam creole!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

“Mint Julip MASQUE”

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Queen Helene?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

MASQUE

GOD bless lil Joey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

all he would have to do is hold ya legs up to his face, right?

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:stop: Don’t throw your flexibility in Take Take’s face. She’s not that nimble
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Me: “What? What is a mass kwee?”
Joey: “That stuff you put on my face…”
Here he comes with the bottle – “Mint Julip MASQUE”
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The tears are real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

MisTaken: Loyal reader and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior says:

Hey Unshakable
I can see gravis now
—-/-
She say that once a day

CHEDDUP because YOU say YOU HUNGRY ALL DAY LONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

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:stop:

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My bad. Didn’t mean to put you on blast like that. me the deets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

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He sucking yo toes?
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no, we aint doing nothing but talking and texting as of right now.

but it seems pretty easy to accomplish in the missionary position. all he would have to do is hold ya legs up to his face, right?

OR on your byke from the side, just put one leg up towards his face
Hair Lova

Me: “Go get it. I have no idea what you’re talking about, Joey.”

Here he comes with the bottle – “Mint Julip MASQUE”

Me: “Mass-kwee?!?! You mean MASK?”
Joey: “Well, who told them to spell mask like that?”
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Lol real hard for Joey, real hard.
SOTHERNGRL

Lock yourselves in the house til the spring
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no problem cuz I think i found “the one”
well at least til it hits 65 degrees then im out
maybe, iono yet.
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@UF oh you upgraded his phone.
Sling Blade :shank:

It wasn’t until then I thought it were possible for men to be attracted to both males and females #naivety
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…listen, no matter what, do NOT offer to help crack his back, ever!
luVn_liFe…

“Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese
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DYmondgurl

“Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese!”

… Osrry here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

VDot says:

all he would have to do is hold ya legs up to his face, right?

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:stop: Don’t throw your flexibility in Take Take’s face. She’s not that nimble
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:stop: Don’t spare her feelings! She uses the bykes of her elbows and knees to (skinny)trick folks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

do NOT offer to help crack his back, ever!
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WATTS this mean?
Bootcampgirl

At least he’s alive
luVn_liFe…

OR on your byke from the side, just put one leg up towards his face
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

@UF oh you upgraded his phone.
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Y’all don’t forget naythan.
http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

V-Dot… don’t sleep on the Queen Helene. Sheeya have your face smoove as a baby’s a$$.
Sling Blade :shank:

Like daydreaming of paynus jumping over fences and sh!t.
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why you rather be ignant?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

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OR crunched up underneath like ah Pretzel S/O to Kdub
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

…listen, no matter what, do NOT offer to help crack his back, ever!
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2 months and 11 days. You have 2 months and 11 days until this joke expires.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

He growled, “Damn, you look good. And I don’t mean that in a platonic kinda way.”

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at Growled

You say a tent dress tho? I may need to see a pic.
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OR on your byke from the side, just put one leg up towards his face
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ohhhhhh yeah that could work too but I like my toes to stay dry and out of ppl mouth.

no Sothrn that was LAST WEEK, this is a whole new dude

told yall its cuffin season.
Hair Lova
Hair Lova

Carrington says:

V-Dot… don’t sleep on the Queen Helene. Sheeya have your face smoove as a baby’s a$$.
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I like Queen Helen better than St Ives.
pointhimout

@75 VDOT

That’s the kinda stuff you saw on Will & Grace or Sex In The City…everyone knew and accepted the guy as guy but the guy.

Beverly Leslie refused to admit he was gay. It was comical, but there are a lot of men just like that. I don’t broadcast anything, but I refuse to marry and have kids just to fit in society.

@Man that’s so funny (threesome w/tranny). I know of some TS’s who look just as pretty as any woman. You wouldn’t believe they were men or still have their “pickle.”

Isn’t life funny though? Who you were at 20 and what you said you would never do ur now allowing or more open to it at 30+? Respectfully, there are some 100% str8 men who aren’t putting on a show. They may respect that you like what you like, but they’re not with same sex loving at all ever.
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Carrington says:

V-Dot… don’t sleep on the Queen Helene. Sheeya have your face smoove as a baby’s a$$.
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:fistbump: sho nuff!

the apricot scrub is way too hard for me but my fren has been using it since we met in 95.
http://youtu.be/xdT5uC4dtgo MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

*said in his I’m Shot voice* I saw YOU talmbout my Lord of the Rings lil guy
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He come a might long way
I got some pics for you
@Luvie she lay on side cause that’s what OBEAST folks do. Lay to the side and put they cankles in the air. Dude be riding her 4th belly talmbout he bout to come
@V I been doing my stretches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

Carrington says:

V-Dot… don’t sleep on the Queen Helene. Sheeya have your face smoove as a baby’s a$$.

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How you think I knew what you were talking about?

Speaking of which, some gay man in Ulta tried to shade me the last time I bought it. Old bold featured azz nicca gonna be like “Ohhh I didn’t even know we sold this. I used to use this WAY back in the day when my grandma had it. I use *insert some high priced azz mask that probably contains baby piss* now”. Bish, rang my sh!t up and take this $3.50 off coupon. FOH!
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I like Queen Helen better than St Ives.

ohhh ok. I got them mixed up. Queen Helene makes the cholestoral for hair, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

Who you were at 20 and what you said you would never do ur now allowing or more open to it at 30+?

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Like I said Man, me the deets
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$3.50 off coupon.
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hold up where you get that? do tell.
DYmondgurl

Old bold featured azz nicca gonna be like “Ohhh I didn’t even know we sold this.

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I call these laydeebois Sephora rejects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

$3.50 off coupon.
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hold up where you get that? do tell.

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I never go shopping in Ulta without ’em They send them in the mail – on the back of the monthly catalog. They have them online also for you to print off
Sling Blade :shank:

he is 36 but he’s big. 6’3/230
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*swoons* …i had one of these when i was in my 20’s …i was sprung!
smooth chocolate skin, intellectual, militant (ran with Kwame Ture/Stokely Carmichael), a southern gent, athletic, crazy as a june bug
i have lived.
SOTHERNGRL

My poor baby ain’t gon’ graduate. Last night he comes into my office talking about, “How many times a week am I supposed to put that mass-kwee on my face?”
Me: “What? What is a mass kwee?”
Joey: “That stuff you put on my face…”
Me: “Go get it. I have no idea what you’re talking about, Joey.”
Here he comes with the bottle – “Mint Julip MASQUE”
Me: “Mass-kwee?!?! You mean MASK?”
Joey: “Well, who told them to spell mask like that?”
Me: (pulling out my phone) “Hold it up.”
Joey: “No, you’re about to put me on blast on Facebook!?!”
Me: “Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese!”
#Pray for him
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@Carington this reminds me of the time Sothern3 has a cold.
Him: Ma where is the Vicks sav
Me: In the medicine cabinet
Him: Ma I dont see it
Me: Here it is right here
Him: That dont say Vick sav it says Vicks Vapo Rub
Me: :rollseyes:
So Carrington dont worry about it he will do just fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypRKb0xKVQ8 VDot

I call these laydeebois Sephora rejects

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You may be on to something. Sephora or Mac rejects. Nicca had a full beat on his face. Looked like Mac
Sling Blade :shank:

@Carrington and Joey
Sling Blade :shank:

SOTHERNGRL!
yeen tryna make new frens w/the ‘lady’???
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we dont have ulta here.
Sling Blade :shank:

2 months and 11 days. You have 2 months and 11 days until this joke expires.

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i sorry Butter…

#teamHoneyDip
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

@Carrington

for Joey, aww baby…
Wasting time

@ Carrington!
I came back right on time.

Taken you know great minds thank alike
Like that girl ain’t see the T.I. Post 2 floors down and chit
Wasting time

2 months and 11 days. You have 2 months and 11 days until this joke expires.
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